FOOTBALL FASCISM!!! TRYING TO SET 'CAN'T CROSS' LINES IN FOOTBALL!!! | FILTHY @ FIVE

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It's international break and we wanted to try and do something funny, so we jumped on the Gary Lineker wave and called out some fascism. Except it was our own and we don't exactly know what fascism is and once we figured it out we realised it's tough to make jokes out of. But we did it any way with PK HUMBLE, JORDY, STEVO THE MADMAN, SAVAGE DAN, MARGS, MILES and TEGO.
Gang.
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[@robertbaynham2193]

The way Dan just makes miles rattled every time, it kills me

[@andypandy1114]

I don’t think mikes was rattled tbh

[@simonlevi]

Tego owning a podcast related to football should motivate everyone that the skies the limit even to attain things you have no knowledge of

[@siphobanda1707]

Thogden too 😭😭😭 too many people in these streets with negative ball knowledge

[@jordypord]

Not Thogden 😂😂

[@jojodiaz18]

what's worse no one calls him out on his consistent bad takes that's probably why loons left cos he aint a bum lick

[@Oakland510]

Can’t lie since tego came in the camera the show has fell off. 2014-2018 was gold when it was the reviews and roasts with two people at a time

[@Remz1998]

@@Oakland510 Seems like you just preferred the two man format tbh, which is fine. Show/channel is inarguably bigger now than in that period though

[@siphobanda1707]

Miles saying nobody wants to see Tego on filthy after tego said nobody would watch his driving content was hilarious 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 big up milage

[@Oakland510]

He’s right. Who is here for Tego? We were here before he put his fat face on screen. Since he came on the screen it’s falling off

[@jman-3194]

"I said it once, you heard it again" Miles Fearon 2023. 38:08

[@AdnanPessaLive]

I'm 5 mins in and Dan just said "I can just see scaffolding behind him" I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@kanthony9154]

Specs would've dropped a masterclass on this episode topic

[@zizoushifty1483]

Nooooo lol, keep him awayyyy from the show. Guy thinks he's the main character and kills everyone elses vibe.

[@Red-st1dc]

@@zizoushifty1483 you’re soft can’t take jokes

[@connorlynch428]

​@@zizoushifty1483Specs is THE vibe, keep your dog shit takes to yourself lad🤣

[@amohammed4407]

Dan can't do all this talking and get punched up. If he ever gets in the ring, it needs to to be masterclass.

[@pastorfred9093]

I’ve seen a very small amount of footage of him boxing and he looks like he’s got good fundamentals. And tbh, if it is influencer boxing then that puts you above 99% of the scene.

[@Stringer_Bell70]

@@pastorfred9093 yh hes got great hands. and very true

[@yennox5338]

@@pastorfred9093 Put him on Misfits then.

[@pastorfred9093]

@@yennox5338 I’ll just get on the blower to Mams Taylor now mate

[@ag6529]

Tego the coloniser 😂😂😂🐕

[@goattalk.7988]

We need lippy. It’s way more entertaining with him on the panel

[@nettyburton8351]

Was just about write this where's lippy

[@Drizzle8481]

He's in the clink.... for boxing in da streets

[@Kadz25]

Trade out Jordy for specs and you’d have a elite line up

[@gylfi1002]

Word lippy's got 18 flare

[@firellparker7463]

It's actually not. Last week's ep was one of the best in a long time

[@abhiramsuriyakumar4552]

See this is 100% the episode where Specs and Lippy could have had a field day and produced MOTM performances

[@jojodiaz18]

notice how Miles said refs should explain their controversial decisions which I'm sure a lot of fans would want but tego being the coloniser he is is quick to shut it down

[@ms7857]

😂😂😂 no behaviour

[@DuffmanOhNo]

Shock... Tego with another shit take.

[@dabsoul1309]

Tego trying to get a bite so hard with the asterisk talk 😂

[@aatr2030]

Lol yeah it wasn't even worth a response

[@jojodiaz18]

@@aatr2030 the guy just talks nonsense he worse than Americans coz at least they know they sound stupid he thinks he knows what he's saying

[@jx1952]

That’s what he does with most of his “takes” and going off the comments, 90% of the time it works lol

[@Therealgaz619]

They really need to do an intervention episode on him.

[@siphobanda1707]

Football fascist take: if refs get a big decision wrong in back to back games they get suspended and have to explain their decision making

[@nlizzy9071]

Refs can get banned the VAR donny who fucked up the lines in the Assnas vs Brentford game was gunna ref the week after but got suspended🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂

[@fjg_1235]

Tego does everything he can to discredit Arsenal 🤣

[@richardmurray4605]

I don't get why he is so bitter. Its not like Arsenal dumped him, he walked away

[@powfoot4946]

Hes gotta be the counter, half the man on support arsenal

[@JuggmadeUdz]

37:47 This whole sequence is too funny, myles was rattled💀💀💀

[@kanthony9154]

13:40 "Is he on a fetish ting" Margs is too jokes😂😂

[@mixedbyjabbz8502]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that clocked it

[@maxmason3082]

Stevo phoning his old man is too funny got antiques roadshow on full blast then doesn’t deliver

[@esho2279]

😂😂😂

[@trel7245]

6:10 Tego was about to get flamed and done the maddest distraction I’ve seen

[@aali5595]

that had to of been a cut

[@SeriusX22]

"Do you feel it though?" PK is a menace.

[@mingsmooth]

nice chill episode to watch! - as an american fan of the show, this episode was a good laugh. might be the first episode i've watched where there's more agreeing than arguing haha

[@iviwekula2819]

Great to see Stee back in the regular lineup

[@moustafasalem843]

nah miles' first 20 minutes is a messss 😂😂😂😂

[@Miguel-yf4yc]

We NEED to start talking about tego howlers. They’re getting out of hand

[@nazmulhoque7918]

Loons and Lippy are coming back like The Hardy brothers.

[@Drizzle8481]

Let's just say both are working on their Series A football knowledge

[@sylvesterbanini4164]

@@Drizzle8481 what happened?

[@Oakland510]

Loons got tired of tego I don’t blame him

[@reecea5432]

This moving goal posts for arsenal is actually mad 😂. The efforts to undermine our season is crazy

[@Stringer_Bell70]

LOOOOL they wish they was us

[@Mumbler100]

37:50 He made sense the first time but fumbled 😂

[@etiennelebeau5157]

Nah miles is too much man he just confuses everything i love it 😂😂16:57

[@ryanrector3222]

Damn Margz sayin promoted teams aren’t real Prem teams is COLD…

[@Vat6ré]

He’s not far off tho,I think you need a couple season in the prem before you can claim it

[@boogie4354]

“I can just see scaffolding behind him” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@chubz2218]

Margs & Dan are acc an ultimate combo, Dans laugh on of dem ones to make the deadest joke feel like a mad vio🤣🤣

[@KB-dn1by]

Margs was tryna diss Arsenal the whole episode 😂

[@MistaMopey]

Games will be 35 mins and any time the ball is out of play the clock stops. Game changer.

[@kylewis]

idea: every 3 years we have an all star tournament which includes the best 11 players from each league to prove which league has the best players.

[@BlackLadTravel]

The match only stops when the ball goes out of play!

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

30:40 Man said platini’s sitting there with his notebook out im deadd😭😭😭😭

[@AvisEdits]

Someone tell Tego that Leicester won the league despite losing to second placed Arsenal twice 👀

[@jojodiaz18]

hes a clown I'm sure he researchs his knowledge prior to the episode then takes it in but a random sit down without internet he will crumble

[@firellparker7463]

Yh no one had Leicester best team in the country

[@Mumbler100]

50:03 The Chelsea clause 🤣

[@bobbyalbino9]

Quality Squad this week

[@john26081996]

The Miles on Margs violence needs to STOP 😂😂 15:20

[@XiiMiiWiin]

55:39 Why is Jordy feelin up on Stevo like that

[@tirelljeffers1781]

Dem shots at Montserratians tho. Ey meet me in the Park 😂😂😂😂

[@etiennelebeau5157]

Lool PK gettin onto his Hashtag teammates with his statements I can see it he’s onto the assists count

[@michaelandreou4996]

No no Come on now Jordy, we all know your other name is Fabrice'. 😂👌🏻.

[@stor.5629]

Big up PK for the Peterborough United Shirt 🤣

[@alihersi7071]

40 mins in and it's already a classic episode

[@sofhamici]

3 points and straight to Ibiza 😂

[@Stringer_Bell70]

"`I said it once, you heard it again" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL miles needs to go on undateables for real

[@yungnate7155]

Can we make a petition to get Loonz back!!

[@proxivel]

Free Loonz man!

[@siphobanda1707]

Get him off the stairs

[@Oakland510]

Until tego leaves the screen loons won’t come back

[@Mumbler100]

The randomness of this show 🤣🤣

[@WaverlyFree]

Miles almost gave me a stroke i had to replay what he said 5x 😂

[@joshhodgson5723]

Bro this is just getting too funny

[@moroyalty]

Dans gonna need to finally back his cappin & prove he’s a savage in the ring cos he’s been talking like he’s on smoke ever since he started podcasting i been waiting to see him fight someone for years

[@snap.6771]

Miles + Stevo = Consistent Howlers

[@aliouuuw]

Haven’t even started the ep and I know Stevo’s saying madness

[@HNB444]

Tego casually name drops more than any other person - he can't help it

[@allthegoodonesweregone]

Wait....Foster's is Australian? I don't even drink but that made me laugh😂😂

[@doncornett3999]

Chris Wood always catching strays 😂😂

[@seanrushe6740]

this will be an underrated ep

[@NeeksSports]

Andrew Flintoff was "Freddie" because his surname sounded like Flintstone i.e. Fred Flintstone... A Lancashire coach gave him that name Where did Tego get that "gay" story from?

[@jasgrewal91]

Margs said Brian Lara LOL

[@AirRaid1196]

Margs makes a good point about United and Africans tbh lol

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

when stevo called his dad i died😭😭😭😭😭bro was not ready

[@etiennelebeau5157]

Miles is a treasure 😂😂😂😂 37:55

[@Mumbler100]

23:40 PK thought man was chatting about Salah

[@etiennelebeau5157]

5:42 how can dan say he can see scaffolding behind him😭😭

[@joshhodgson5723]

Miles is absolutely killing me

[@anindubuisi22]

People forget Arsenal were top at Christmas when Leicester won the league but they choose to forget it.....

[@MrMelvinmoore]

FOOTBALL FASCISM: An "Orange card" should be introduced. for those kinda tackles that are worse than a yellow but not quite a red card

[@greenblaze9189]

best Antonio Conte discourse I've seen

[@michaelandreou4996]

Call it Finding Barbara 💀😭.

[@manlikesaam-4704]

20 minutes to do a intro is crazy😂

[@AR-zn4dt]

This brudda margs said billy elliot, bad mind😂

[@akasoyakub]

once again pk with another underrated performance

[@Ontrek9]

I wore your jumper on my last Cruise

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

Football fascism: If the VAR gets a call wrong, he gets guillotined at a new style public inquisition.

[@Ragnar850]

Football Fachism : Any champions league won before the 90s don't count

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

In the early years of MLS, pre-assists counted as assists, we call them “hockey” assists

[@siphobanda1707]

I almost read that as honky 😭😭😭

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

@@siphobanda1707 😂🤣

[@munsterdesign]

every time Jordy wears any shade of brown he gets scormented

[@hakeemw8910]

This is a classic

[@pacman7687]

Just started watching, buzzing to hear how Da Vinci's less of a genius than Dion Dublin

[@44_gladiator]

"As fascists we don't want you to be free. But we're giving you freedom." -PK- I hear it. That's real fascism.

[@01TRIZZY21]

I wanna see Savage Dan vs Bugzy Malone

[@marlonjohn6370]

Theos back 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lucas.C.Alberga]

56:42 swear cuz I’m from Montserrat I need that call up

[@olliedavies6815]

Freddy Flintoff changed his name because of the character Fred flintstone from the flintstones

[@rwb_gary6355]

I miss Lippy 😭😂😂

[@joshhodgson5723]

Unreal content

[@Only1koji]

in field hockey theres a league n then the big 4 play offs basically for bragging rights where the top 4 teams play each other also 29:00 is basically ratings like fantasy league

[@aarond9563]

Man, I haven't seen Lippy in time!

[@tuntunwarrior1445]

Miles got learning difficulties

[@moynidebele9565]

How’s specs not on the team sheet? Brudda had a motm performance last episode

[@P0tterSSM]

That time of the week 🤝

[@joshb5798]

Another howler epi from miles 🤣 and specs would have gone crazy on this one 😆😆

[@Lilgazza76]

Pk the only one to drop good statements

[@NamelessVibez]

Wooow That’s a howler Jordy. Carlo Ancelotti was previously a player himself and won the Serie A

[@p5str]

the adverts boy it

[@tuntunwarrior1445]

Filthy fellas is the best name ever

[@pebe8993]

Football Fascism: Mic up the referees like in rugby so we have an idea why they give some of the stupid decisions during games. I’d like to know why my teams being shafted weekly. I guarantee you’d see less bad decisions.

[@JamesSaukila]

Miles is something else

[@DJEmmz]

Dan back to backs - boxing world going cold

[@jahbizzlegamer2583]

I need to see Dan fight cause I need to see if he would be able to bring that smoke to ksi or salt papi