Football

[@sonquatsch8585]

the part where he says it's gotta be a secret went over the crowds head. brilliant line.

[@Agrillot6]

Son Quatsch didn’t go over mine 😖 😂

[@mrsthrockmorton6425]

listening just to the voice and delivery, I totally hear Jerry Seinfield.

[@juliakhomych6539]

Even the haircut is similar)

[@swine13]

But _what_ is the deal with airline food??

[@daddyyank2940]

daniel tosh

[@bipolatelly9806]

Get your hearing tested.

[@uadjet]

He's cuter tho

[@georgealderson4424]

No one should be that handsome and that funny and yet not be a lot better known!

[@Lucypetuniaggm]

NOOOOOO!!! What’d he do?! He’s gotten rid of those gorgeous long curly locks & released some sort of inner conservative? Fortunately, unlike Sampson his haircut hasn’t affected his comedy! But DANG I loved that long hair!!!

[@jamiestewart7327]

Listening just to the voice and the delivery, I totally hear Lachlan Patterson

[@futurepower89]

Omg similar humor to Brian Regan. So hilarious!!!

[@PJean3]

Love the sarcasm!!!! Just now discovered you and bummer I didn't know about you . Making up for lost time! Thanks for the humor, you're awesome!!

[@fannybrice8560]

OMG! Never guna be able to watch a football game the same again!! Not that i ever watch any football games🤣

[@Ice-fg9jc]

I just discovered your comedy today and have to say you had me in stitches 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@sameermeighoo2492]

Wow you look so different without the long hair.

[@Shelby502420]

I just discovered you, and as a lifelong fan of comedy, I feel safe in saying that you have some chops, dude. Very funny!

[@MyNewEra2012]

Hello Lachlan, I discovered your humour today by a total accident and immediately subscribed. I love it. All the best, keep on working hard and you'll make it big. You will 👍

[@julietac298]

A perfect guest for Conan or Jimmy's show! Loved it

[@JerryRevolution]

I love how he took his time. Lol

[@simplypatti6705]

I’m literally on my deathbed with a respiratory infection and laughing this hard wasn’t a good idea.

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

😊

[@ChaserTree]

?? r u ok

[@simplypatti6705]

ChaserTree lol... better now!

[@ChaserTree]

@@simplypatti6705 ahh thank god lol scary comment ! good youre better

[@simplypatti6705]

Quazi Roberts 😂😂😂💀 you are literally not current

[@yourmarketingmindset]

This is comedy GOLD!

[@EzekielDBarrett]

I thought in the joke about starting the football game he was gonna say, quarter back and the centre both standing over the ball, how are we gonna start this thing? well, now, we just leave the field, and a whole different team of players comes on, a special team, and they just kick the ball to the opposing team. then after that a whole different team of guys-just for defense- comes on, etc..

[@Barkerfam6]

How do you not have a million subs?!? 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

[@emilyhsmith]

Do you remember "Rodney Dangerfield, Bob Nelson and an Entire Football Team (1984)" routine. Your probably too young! Much Love! You are hilarious!

[@AsadLife27]

im a guy and yes hes super handsome

[@stefanssmellsvictory105]

He forgot the best part - What are we gonna call this game anyway? Let's call it football. Wait, isn't that already a game they play in Engl- And we're not gonna put our feet to this ball at any point, other than at the very last stage of scoring. That doesn't make any sen- And we're changing the ball to an egg shape--

[@pianosimply4862]

VERY reminiscent of Jerry Seinfeld. Even sounds like him. Talented guy!

[@dotology]

It's such a good bit you just keep coming back to it.

[@molliwilson5639]

Bring back your gorgeous blonde curls. It makes you unique and stand out not to mention they make you look hot !

[@PhysiqueGeek]

Having discovered you with long hair and a beard it's odd to see this version of you lol

[@mandanaweingartner153]

Why is this guy not famous???

[@OhhItsPaddeh]

Because he’s smoked so much weed he doesn’t have the super high energy, etc that famous people have. He has a general amount of fame but couldn’t handle/wouldn’t want to handle main stream fame. I don’t think he cares. I mean look at his physique, does it look like he’s struggling?

[@arthurwhitest]

@@OhhItsPaddeh you mean he has smoked more than Bill Maher & Snoop & Willie Nelson? No way, you just don't like him because he is good looking & Canadian & talented. He can handle the fame. We want this guy on TV & the big screen more than some of Chris Farley or Richard Pryor or Bill Cosby (some drug addicts , others worse addictions) , maybe?

[@iwannagetlit]

Hilarious 😂

[@iypuyti9173]

Kardie rolls thru a rock at corie zollor. Blood down his face. Not hurt. But slosh of red. Crazy soaking of red. Again not hurt. Paramedics came. Huge deal. Big crowds. Next to circle k. Cars stopping.

[@sointeresting3938]

You are hilarious!

[@wildman2012]

Yo, La-Schlaan!

[@QueenBee-xd1xk]

Ruined football for everyone who watches this 😂😆

[@MyNewEra2012]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sothathappened]

amazing

[@pamelareddington2914]

Tennessee Titans. Titan Up! 💪⚔🏈

[@CC_Marauder]

#403👍 🃏😁 Subbed at 1.6k

[@rechoice9010]

i had it minimised and i thought he was seinfeld

[@mrsmd4616]

Come to UK

[@animallanguage4271]

Its so true 👍

[@johnzuras6378]

funny. a bit too much Seinfeld. voice and teeth and delivery lend itself to him being accused of biting his style.

[@danjwalker]

What's with these people saying you sound like Seinfeld?

[@UR2Compliant]

lmao

[@Menyhard]

Can you buy dinner first.lol

[@IlyaNLeo]

@Lachlan Patterson why do u sound like Seinfeld LOL

[@iraseierstad6684]

This was refreshing. American "football" is trash.

[@ericadamson6756]

M n

[@bipolatelly9806]

Gridiron is not football. Soccer is not football. The rugby codes are not football. Only Australian Rules Football is football.

[@bipolatelly9806]

@wolf masque (-: Hashbangmetwo

[@bipolatelly9806]

@wolf masque Let's not fight. I love Germany...!

[@bipolatelly9806]

@wolf masque Isn't Dallas in Germany...? (-;

[@huachichibitch66]

I love him, but what's with the suspenders? With sweat pants? Not even being used? Is that even a fashion trend?

[@ruthannmarie7119]

Who cares