Lachlan Patterson: DARK WHITE - Full Special

Lachlan Patterson discusses the shortage of challenges he faced growing up as a white male and how that has made his life more challenging.
KZbin: / @lachlanpattersontube
Twitter: @Lachjaw
Facebook: LachlanPattersonComedy
Insta: @Lachjaw

[@TobyRiggs]

I don't understand why this video isn't getting more views this guy is freaking hilarious

[@gangapoornima]

His subjects are cool..he seems cool....but his jokes......just are not that ....funny.....i chuckled a few times. That was it.

[@lisapalmeno4488]

280,000 views is nothing to sneeze at.

[@TobyRiggs]

@@lisapalmeno4488 hachoo

[@timothyfloogle]

The fact he's Canadian eh?

[@BRICSlayer]

Cause it's "woke" comedy, and everyone left around 3:11

[@KPBahn]

I can't believe I'm seeing this 2 years later. This was crazy funny 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@HoneyMontana406]

Me too! He’s great! 🎉😂

[@millions2nette]

He's got such a hard life. His cheekbones are so high, they hang up his cell phone while he's trying to talk.

[@athena7042]

That actually happens to me.

[@TheMagicofAB]

Thanks, KZbin algorithm! This guy's great!

[@patmccrotch5373]

'No sufferin succotash' haha that was so corny it was amazing. His jokes are really well written, his punchlines catch you out of no where, and he has such a great delivery.. great stuff man, made my day, and I'll definitely be looking for more in the future.

[@motherhood234]

It took me 20 minutes to get this joke 😅. Thank you for your comment.

[@TopHatNat]

Where has this guy been all my life? He's freaking hilarious!🤣😄😁😂

[@iamgates7679]

Man he puts so many callbacks in - impressively structured :)

[@TheCabledawg1]

Callback to the butthole...nice!

[@Bubba1960.]

That sufferin' succotach line was gold, and sadly went over everyone's head.

[@natv55]

LoI only just got it when read this! 😆

[@bartjepipi]

yeah nobody got that one

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

The youngens don't know cartoons from that far back.

[@volkoff6357]

It's a great joke

[@lamontmelrose7640]

I caught it! 😂😂😂

[@fernviking7909]

I saw a short clip of his last bit about how grand parents will be in the future & laughed my azz off, so had to see his full show. So impressed & so continually laughing my azz off! He acts & looks like a surfer dude but hits with every observation. He’s my new fave KZbin comedian. Go dude! And congrats on the babe. Baby humans are the most awesome humans & usually have great humor. Loved the show!!

[@LuckyRed2066]

I also came here after the same clip!

[@chucky_music]

Literally saw that and then decided to watch a set!

[@jonathanweiss8955]

You say looks and Acts like a “surfer dude” but is Actually articulate Surfers are smarter than you think and probably a lot smarter than you “Baby humans are the most awesome humans???” The only thing awesome about humans is the amount of waste we create Your comment baffles me with its sheer lack of anything that resembles a point…you should probably stop watching you tube and read a book…”he’s my new fave you tube comedian”..who gives a shit? “I laughed my azz off” you spell like a 7th grader writing on her Snapchat Grow up fern Viking

[@sherylF5610]

@@LuckyRed2066 I can't find it!!

[@caroledetello3305]

yep me too

[@timothyfloogle]

This deserves way way more views!

[@evelina2363]

"come on man, let the eggs out of the cage!!!" The whole thing was brilliant, I loved it

[@cynthiagayle8564]

"The only time anyone wants pizza is ALREADY!" I worked at Pizza Hut 3 years and that's exactly right! Hilarious!!!!

[@alamedadanceparty]

That part killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@missbeahaven1935]

More like 5 minutes ago!

[@missbeahaven1935]

#Faith

[@BobWilliams]

Pizza Butt 2 years! 😅

[@ma5839]

"black people, you can call me Lashlaan" 😅😆😆🤣🤣

[@shaspearman8647]

And we sho will 😂

[@lichtfilme]

Watching this, I laughed like a crazy person and was worried the neighbors would come by to see what’s wrong with me. Thanks for the good time man. “Now we have ourselves a day!”

[@JessicaMiller-pc4dj]

So relatable.

[@jamiestewart7327]

Can't wait for the next special! Netflix, hurry up and throw lots of money at this funny man to make us laugh. DO IT NOW

[@Sogonrei]

"The Tandem bike" bit was gold. You really have great sardonic comic insight and timing. I kind of think like you, I'm funny but I'm not a comedian by any means. I can relate to your thought process. Love it.

[@ThunderPants13]

Now I have the phrase "Whaaaat a butthole" stuck in my head. I'm not complaining. That's actually way better than a lot of things I've had stuck in my head.

[@raphi7747]

How did it take the KZbin Logarhythm so long to guess that I will find this funny? Better late than never, I will now look for this guy!

[@debishaw9355]

You won’t have to look hard!

[@jotun1022]

I'm 20 minutes in and this is one of the best specials I've seen all year. Some really great bits here- solid writing and delivery

[@monikag1323]

I have a master's degree in psychology and I STILL can't be a therapist! Lololol

[@eat_pray_porg8450]

"I'd be angry too, if every morning I had to see my face ten years from now." LOL DUDE! I've laughed at your stand up since I first saw you on Last Comic Standing years back. This special was amazing, thanks for posting it! Just subscribed, too! Cheers.

[@LiveLoveLevelUp]

I'm with you, Been waiting to see him again for 10 years or so

[@ThunderPants13]

I got a rabbit. He was lonely, so I got a German Shepherd. Now the German Shepherd is lonely cuz I don't have a rabbit anymore.

[@roxanne5766]

😅😅😊

[@karmic-lt3mi]

I'm crying with laughter! Good show man!! Everything made me howl. Great job.

[@historyrepeatscubed726]

Loved it! Clean and funny observational comedy. Lachlan's like a stoner Jerry Seinfeld. Hope he doesn't mind the comparison, it's definitely meant as a compliment. Very cool act. V. cool guy. More please!

[@justgivemethetruth]

Yeah, I agree with you.

[@POIza]

I actually had the same observation about the Seinfeld comparison lol

[@AMayer-se6gg]

Stoner Jerry Seinfeld = Mitch Hedburg I believe is what you meant 🤣

[@murph71]

Amazing and every single thing he says is the complete and utter truth which he delivers so hilariously. Love the pace too like the jokes and quips are savouring cracking you up! Pure brilliance!

[@emilmelander4732]

Definitely stoner Seinfeld

[@theresau1070]

Comedy is the only thing worth watching anymore. The comedians are all hot. They don’t care who they offend and we don’t have to keep it politically correct. They keep it real! Keep it coming please.

[@dotology]

That's an amazing set. It's probably a tenth time I'm watching it, entertained every time. What does it take to know something by heart and still enjoy it. It takes style.

[@dotology]

Aaand again

[@davidfrancis2163]

So made the mistake of starting to watch this at 4:00 am and watched the whole thing on my phone. Laying in bed laughing my ass off. Not good if you’re trying to sleep but some of the freshest comedy I’ve heard in years. Great stuff man.

[@come2arjun8]

Same

[@jacquelineandrews1464]

Me tooo

[@charliedillon1400]

Avocado pro tip: buy them at the Mexican tiendas, not the super markets. They have ripe ones and for cheaper.

[@Martin_Vail_Esq.]

“My name is whatever the hell you want it to be; you can duck tape me to the end of a hockey stick and call me Swiffer.” - L. Patterson

[@Heavenzvoice]

This guy doesn’t have any obstacles.... Awkward long pause... “ ... and you’re right I don’t!” Love it!

[@gabrielplattes6253]

Netflix should be knockin' on this dude's door, & proper soon... ✌️😄

[@danixmoffat7229]

"The bad news is we're gonna tell everyone." Fkn hilarious!

[@Torsive]

Mate you are brilliant, love your delivery. And thanks for being able to joke about anything, that's the way to be!

[@zakari7-one-1]

Looks like Chris Cornell, sounds like Jeselnik. Funny dude, good 45

[@estimatedeyes]

"S.p.e.l.l. i.t. d.i.f.f.e.r.e.n.t." Shingles bit was brilliant. Great show, man!

[@flowanastasia]

Thanks so much for posting a full special on KZbin, always on the hunt :)

[@PinerinFla]

That was awesome! We laughed so much we had tears!! Thank you!!

[@jizzledoops6789]

Been watching your stand up clips for a decade or so. Glad to see you're still doing it.

[@Caribbean_King]

The master bedroom joke was excellent!! Well played sir, well played.

[@ladybug591]

This is no joke. I was going through pictures on-line of bedroom decor and the web page had an apology for previously calling the bedroom a "Master Bedroom" so they have now changed it, in every picture, to the "Primary Bedroom" No kidding. Lol. Now realtors will have to say "This is the Primary Bedroom". At least he makes it sound humorous. Great guy. Regards.

[@turtletom8383]

Ya, it didn't need to go further than a joke but it was a solid joke

[@cwr8618]

holy shit this guy is hilarious. the farmer and wife egg bit... i don't want any bickering around my eggs!!! hahahaa, then the f-in avocado bit. can we wait two days!!!!

[@jkc7134]

So chill and refreshing. Like Gatorade in 90 degree summer 😅

[@wendythiel2059]

You did great! Thanks for the laughs 😆

[@winifredherman4214]

My dad used to ask my mom “ what costume are you wearing today”?

[@ChimpRiot]

Genuinely funny - loved this. Hope to see more. Although I just found you have plenty of material uploaded on YT - some even in 4:3 aspect ratio 🤣

[@astrologerdawn1200]

Just watched 2 clips of him asking myself "who is this comedian? is he funny? Better take a look." I couldn't stop laughing until I was crying so thought I come and check this out!

[@joannas7927]

Haven't laughed this much in a while. The avocado joke was the best! Thank you!🇨🇦

[@alamedadanceparty]

I was dying!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cwr8618]

what was the time of it?

[@joannas7927]

Around 15:18.

[@cwr8618]

@@joannas7927 :D

[@masterofallhesurveys]

Excellent work, my man. Keep it up. You have it.

[@rainydaygirl57]

Absolutely hilarious. And excellent idea to get the self awareness about the hair and cheekbones out of the way, so you can be funny.

[@TheMind11111]

The avocado part killed me, so damn right 👌🏽👌🏽

[@billysha1]

This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard. Well done my man

[@jennj9026]

You can't even know how much I needed this right now. The whole time I kept thinking I have no idea the last time I laughed for this long. My brain and my heart are so happy right now. Thank you!!! You have a new fan...now off to catch up on all your vids! (:

[@InkaPley]

❤

[@jessicashelby6404]

I literally laughed at every joke. Thank you! :)

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Thank you. 😌

[@Martin_Vail_Esq.]

“Don’t get the Miami Sound Machine”...(my baby wakes up screaming, I asked what was wrong and he said the Rhythm was gonna get him)-my free idea to add on that joke. Hope you like it.

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Hahha, Thanks for the tag bud.

[@athveg34f]

You know it's a great comic when *the women* laugh the hardest at the *lemme tell you about women* jokes.

[@realtalk5329]

The pizza joke had me dyin

[@alamedadanceparty]

That whole bit was gold! 🤣

[@realtalk5329]

@@alamedadanceparty bit. Thats what I meant

[@alamedadanceparty]

@@realtalk5329 I feel you, bro. Totally agree with your sentiment. 🤙

[@zackaryford3315]

Dude this was recommend to me by the KZbin algorithm and I’m SO glad it was. This was great. Hope to see you in Denver soon!

[@GRose31399]

First bit I saw of Lachlan was the one about babies clothes having pockets…that was so funny! I had to check out his special and he mos definitely delivered. This guy is fkn hilarious. Hope he blows up.

[@RockyTuxedoFBI]

I loved your spin on everyday things. Your video was recommended to me just in time this week. I needed a hard laugh that shoots milk out of the nose. Take care!

[@DestroJJ]

Finally, the video! This is my guy

[@mjac8373]

Best stand-up on youtube; CLEAN like others note, with some deep intelligence behind it all...thanks for the laughs

[@bdhanes]

❤ LOVE Lachlan. His bits about being an Adonis. Brilliant, original, and perfect for today. ❤

[@evelina733]

Super funny! Loved it!!

[@lrwiersum]

Wholesome and hate free !! Thanks man.

[@somethought]

I appreciate the clean humor. Not about drugs or sexual degradation. Very cool

[@batguano2996]

You are really funny! Your timing is impeccable! You can say anything with your timing & have me gut busting. Bunny Rabbit! Perfect timing! Your obstacles? Putting your pants on one leg @ a time like the rest of us! Outstanding!

[@pld4444]

Thank you for saving me from ABSOLUTE Boredom! Much love Dude.

[@aheavyhandedallegory]

Oh man, this is great. Can't wait to see more from you.

[@kimski1875]

OMG the flowers!!! 🤣

[@richardtaylor8595]

Just amazing. I cannot believe this man is not on prime time tv.

[@MrPants1970]

This chap appeared in my KZbin feed, not heard of him before, this had me in tears, so funny! Brilliant 😂

[@YesItsMeGuys68]

He looks surprisingly like a young Bruce Dern

[@orvil9223]

Talks like him, too, if you listen closely, lol. I wouldn't have caught that if you hadn't pointed out the look.

[@orvil9223]

Just came across you by seeing a short clip. I had to do my usual, dude-with-no-life-wasting-time and went down a rabbit hole checking out your clips and this special, and wonder why you're not more popular - you're very funny. Writing for Tosh, I'm sure I've laughed at something you've written before, but always glad to "discover" another comedian to watch! (Not another, as in, I'm one, also - I'm not, but another one that is funny to watch - thanks for the laughs!)

[@beth-annrock237]

I have never heard of this comedian before! Where have I been!? A friend sent a link to me of his stand up, and I loved it so much, I had to search for him on KZbin, so I could follow him! It’s been a while since I’ve heard a comedian this good! 😂♥️

[@mellow301]

I was just telling my dog how funny this guy is

[@TeamCat1128]

Enjoyed this very much…thank you!

[@LexLutha]

This guy is funny! So glad I just discovered him

[@nrakma]

First Tears from Laughter 2021!

[@l.a7710]

We need more of this wonderful material :)) the world needs it! we want more! Keep doing your thing man! Congrats on your little one.

[@TheQueenDucky]

Omg 😆 I needed this, Thank you 😊

[@JoeBlow_4]

Haven't laughed out loud to a comedy video in quite a while. Really funny stuff.

[@enjoyaloha4577]

Raising Avocados 🥑irritatingly hilarious!

[@alamedadanceparty]

I was dying!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisaa8437]

This just came up in my feed and you are so frickn’ hilarious!!

[@markmadle]

'"Lets get this outa the way from the start. I use leave in conditioner"' The man is hilarious.

[@logicawe]

Excellent content! Thanks for sharing

[@Chakirisan]

“Look at the swirl in the coffee” ha ha … Lachlan has such a wonderful dry observational style, so funny. 👍

[@KitsuneFyora]

I definitely enjoyed this. Commenting for youtube algorithm

[@thesadwolf]

I was born with a rare disorder that doesn't allow me to understand humor but I can tell this is good based on the laughter.

[@Martin_Vail_Esq.]

I always thought being a liberal was a choice, not a medical issue. Sorry to hear of your condition.

[@thesadwolf]

@@Martin_Vail_Esq. Sorry, I can't detect any humor or joke in your comment but my understanding is that conservatives have the comedy market cornered.

[@sc7836]

What is the condition called? I find that very interesting. You must do good with logic problems.

[@spockswanson1246]

@@sc7836 Its a condition called Upd0c and pretty common

[@tylovell1086]

The new baby bit...rushing into a relationship! Hilarious! He's easy on the eyes and freaking hilarious! The winning combo!! Seriously.

[@HalaluYAHEVER]

😂 Hilarious I loved it!! You give Seinfeld vibes, love how you take your time with the delivery and tie everything in!! Kudos!!😂🥂

[@kirstenarbon6836]

This was fantastic. Great job 👍🏻

[@minichris11]

You had me at leave-in conditioner. You're funny.

[@geminisduerme5266]

So many laughs per minute. Sooo funny great writing

[@DomKawa]

Great set! Looking forward to seeing more!!

[@ezo2161]

The bit about weed is so relatable 😂 Sometimes I feel like I only do it do make going for a walk feel like a deadly voyage

[@user-de6zg2uc8z]

Lol hope to see more of you good luck keep it up

[@mauriliosilvafilho84]

Great show! He is a talented comedian. And the brasilian music at the beginning and the ending was great too.

[@IngleseconAnna]

Yeah right, I laughed so hard with that song in the beginning... I wonder if he understands the lyrics... I had to look it up to listen to the whole thing...😂

[@Pixeleen77]

Only discovered you this year. You're brilliant 👏🏾. Totally original. Look forward to more:)

[@RodeoDogLover]

Just what I needed. ❤😂

[@tubebuz]

This is quality stuff man. He needs way more views.

[@TheGoodfella2012]

Super funny. My fav bit of yours (not in this special) is of the George Foreman grill :D