For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls (FULL VERSION)

[@puupuupoo]

PARODY LYRICS VERSION HERE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6iWeGd4Z8usb5ofeature=shared

[@Pepsiman4352]

The legend is back

[@THEBEAN6412]

The music the cook hears when I order the whole menu 5 times

[@lunoarlights]

literal boss fight music

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

So how was your Taco Bell bathroom experience?

[@blanova9689]

we did that once

[@blanova9689]

whole staff was pissed

[@randomgameplay5465]

I saw your comment on ifunny

[@thanos6346]

I’ve just made the unwise decision of eating a whole Taco Bell meal and then exercising. I thought I’d spend my last mortal minutes in a fitting way.

[@koichihirose4400]

Take a look to the sky just before you die

[@nicholaspeters9919]

It’s been three weeks since they posted this, maybe we should check in on them?

[@uselesschannel51]

@@nicholaspeters9919 nah he's defo dead

[@guesty5367]

bahaha, a "fitting" way

[@cristobaldiaz9696]

@@koichihirose4400 it's the last time he will.

[@vouchgaming1509]

Don't know why, but was really excited to hear the full lyrics from the comment on the other video "Take a sip, from the Baja blast, just before you die, it's the last time you will"

[@puupuupoo]

I was tempted to find a vocalist who could sing those lyrics. If someone here can do that I'll send the instrumental out so they can upload a cover.

[@vouchgaming1509]

@@puupuupoo not gonna lie, I'd do it if I had the slightest clue of how to actually do it. Because those lyrics would be hilarious for it

[@vouchgaming1509]

@@puupuupoo let's just pay James Hetfield to do it

[@KeijiSuwa]

@@puupuupoo You should get with Blake Arendell. He does a spot-on impression of 80s James.

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

@@puupuupoo You can attempt it with some morning voice and it would sound about right. 😏

[@pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195]

That would be a kick ass commercial for Taco Bell

[@RoseDeDax]

That would get my attention

[@LermaBean]

If they can hire a SFM KZbinr to make a commercial then they can sure as hell hire this guy

[@gordonfreeman9020]

Holy shit yes

[@tylermills1699]

Better then that stupid "have it your way" ad

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

I'm down to the bassist in the comercial! Who's singing?

[@harrysachz6748]

1950's: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future! 2022:

[@Averagemetalenjoyer115]

This is even better

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

China may be destroying the planet but at least funny meme song

[@anitabonghit2758]

They had flying cars in the 50's. They called them Hueys

[@skyirwin1445]

2022: Self-driving cars that burst into flames.

[@tomislavvazdar3286]

@@skyirwin1445 Now that sounds metal af

[@thegbhead009]

why does this actually sound good

[@jordanranstead3016]

I mean it's basically the same song which Already sounded good but with the taco bell bong instead

[@maxkordon]

It’s just for whom the bells tolls with a more recognizable bell so it makes sense

[@azraellive3595]

Yeah I don't hate it

[@KenMabie]

It's the original song just with the taco bell gong instead of the original clocktower Bell... Other than that nothing is different

[@BriefDark]

Because it’s pretty much still the same thing as the original

[@JosePeanutMendoza]

Here’s a fun fact, the drums aren’t actually drums, it’s Lars biting into a Doritos Loco’s Taco.

[@pagingdrbitchcraft]

The way I just cackled 😆😆😆

[@orange_turtle3412]

Nah its lars taking a fat shart after…”tolling the (taco) bell”

[@Jester4460]

What the Taco Bell manager hears when I come out of my car (he knows damm well I’m going to eat the cashier If he gets my order wrong agian)

[@lukejensen9933]

Again?

[@nathanwhiting5475]

Lmao what

[@moley249]

it's molin' time!

[@shadowflash0]

I missed the "if he gets my order wrong again" and thought you were pulling up with the sole intention to eat the cashier.

[@tomislavvazdar3286]

@@shadowflash0 The unlisted menu item, the cashier🗿

[@JustASquid2169._-]

1: Fade to Domino's 2: Master of Popeyes 3 Hardee's, wired to self destruct 4: Enter Subway

[@puupuupoo]

Enter Subway, Hardees-wired to Self Destruct

[@Koda4507]

We crave more on the list.

[@nametager7539]

Burger King Nothing

[@carpentergaming2627]

St. Arby’s.

[@Pissnburg]

I think Creeping Dominos works better than Fade to Dominos

[@Tegridyvs]

Make his fight on the grill in the early day Constant chalupa deep inside Shouting gun, on they run through the enchilada On they fight, are they right, yes, by who's to say? For a Gordita men would kill, why? They do not know Stiffened wounds test their (nacho) Fries! Men of five, still alive through the stomach glow Gone insane from the pain that they surely know For whom the taco bell tolls Diarrhea marches on (For whom the taco bell tolls) Take a look to the taco just before you die It is the last time you will Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling toilet Shattered stool fills his soul with a ruthless cry Stranger now, are his eyes, to this Baja blast He hears the farts so loud! Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be Now they see what will be, quesadillas to see For whom the taco bell tolls Diarrhea marches on (For whom the taco bell tolls)

[@noirloo3159]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@megarigged]

None of those words are in -the Bible- Ernest Hemmingway's 1940 classic, For Whom the Bell Tolls

[@crdog4009]

@@megarigged well he's a nerd anyway

[@ihavenomindandimustthink]

this is by far the best comment i have ever seen on youtube

[@xap95]

YEESSSS SOMEONE VOICE IT NOW

[@OscarGreenworth]

You need to do one for Hell’s Bells now

[@theMKill76]

Hardee’s Bells

[@matthew8153]

Taco Hells

[@Tim1-e4f]

Taco's Bells

[@TheJerseyNinja]

Hell’s Tacos

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Hell's Bowels

[@pyneet]

ive never heard the original so listening to this is probably a terrible choice if i ever choose to get into metallica someday.

[@puupuupoo]

Personal recommendation, listen to And Justice For All!

[@pyneet]

@@puupuupoo thank you!

[@DRGEngineer]

everything after St. Anger is mid so jus stick with the first 3-4 albums tbh

[@pyneet]

@@DRGEngineer got it

[@ceoofprosciutto235]

@@pyneet don't listen, all Metallica albums are good.

[@CarimboHanky]

"for whooom the fucking taco bell tollzzzz" -James Hetfield (live shit 1989)

[@goldenwolf8081]

Lars points at the camera and goes “DO YOU SEE THAT?!!” While the entire crowd is a massive moshpit, that’s right I said THE ENTIRE CROWD!!

[@CarimboHanky]

@@goldenwolf8081 yep, really cool moment, remember the first time i watched live shit, that moment was mind blowing, it looked so wild!

[@tacmadekey]

I’m high as a mf rn and I just discovered this heavenly symphony

[@puupuupoo]

Enjoy the ride legend

[@sakuuuto]

bro same

[@ramgutz]

weed uniting us all on this video lmao

[@randomprojectsusa5196]

If you think about it, if you didn’t know what the Taco Bell bell was, you’d think this was a perfectly normal Metallica song 😂

[@novacrawler1152]

As an actual taco bell worker, this plays 5 min before closing up at 3 am signaling that a line of the drive thru cars came through.

[@DylanTheDuck18]

There’s always at least fucking 3 that come through in the minutes before closing

[@ryleexaoisx]

next time I go to Taco Bell I’m just gonna play this in its entirety through my car’s speakers and then drive off

[@puupuupoo]

Absolutely legendary

[@nam6128]

So ig the youtube algorithm can't differentiate this from a real metalica song, so now it's shown up within the auto generated metalica playlist I was listening to 😂

[@lunamoonstone6932]

My dad suggested you do this to Hell's Bells by ACDC, maybe call it Hell's Taco Bells

[@DieselRogers2008]

Or Bells of Taco Hell

[@lunamoonstone6932]

@@DieselRogers2008 also a really good one

[@MetallicaLive]

Taco Hell's

[@nicholashodges201]

Taco hell's bells

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Los Tacos Malos.

[@eskeladder7751]

Its strange. I never really got into metal but man this song is straight up fire.

[@entity_of_the_cosmos]

correction: metal, not rock, metal

[@dark3mperor]

@@entity_of_the_cosmos thank you

[@eskeladder7751]

@@entity_of_the_cosmos Oh right, sorry. Keep forgetting Metal and Death Metal are different things.

[@fuzzyworld3]

Don't you mean ... fire *sauce*...???!!!

[@relser187]

Metallica has always been an awesome band. I hope you’ll look further into their discography \m/

[@minediamonds6977]

Didn't see anyone talking about this but it sounds like the bass was raised in the mix. Love it.

[@puupuupoo]

Love Cliff's playing on this one 🤘🤘🤘

[@trav157]

I'm mad that the Taco Bell ring sounds legitimately good.

[@boinkboinky2074]

using the taco bell... bell, as a... bell, works surprisingly. . . well.

[@puupuupoo]

@@boinkboinky2074 Interesting fact is that the original bell in the song came from striking an anvil, who would’ve thought?

[@mariopikaman1]

The Taco Bell crew five minutes to close as the Drive-Thru orders 4 Party Packs, 10 chicken quesadillas and 20 Doritos Locos Tacos:

[@jungle_cs]

This is what plays when I fill 2 5 gallon jugs with Baja blast from the soda machine (they can't stop me because I ordered 2 sodas)

[@Zackalibur]

That opening is INSANE

[@notthed6534]

What the poorly paid teenagers working at Taco Bell hear when me and my friends roll up. (after various incidents of tomfoolery, us boys are famished, thus we will ordering and devouring the whole menu tenfold)

[@killercroc99]

Taco Bell customer to the toilet: Take a look to the sky right before you die... IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILL!

[@icewater6841]

"look up my ass before you die"

[@ZK_SHREDR]

0:59 they're all headbanging in the kitchen

[@anthonyslaptheknee9344]

Putting this on my playlist

[@ProcyonDei]

This song captures the dread the toilets feel when their hear their homeowner arrive with a Taco Bell bag in hand...

[@WordsofHeresy]

The most effective Taco Bell ad to date

[@soggysalami9120]

For Whom The Bowel Tolls.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

"Ride the Lightning" hits different when talking about Taco Bell.

[@tristanraine]

Ride the Lightning describes the feeling when you feel a fart after a taco bell

[@DrDunsparce]

Slaps harder than the bell

[@AppalachianMountaineer1863]

This parody is so fitting because during 2020 I was commuting for work, about an hour drive, worked 10 hour shifts and got out of work at 1 am. So leaving work I’d be starving the only place open was Taco Bell and to stay awake I’d blast the entire Ride The Lightening Album. Certainly don’t miss that but this was fantastic 😂

[@puupuupoo]

Headbanging is a helluva way to stay awake!

[@CamH-mc5wt]

I'm fighting for my life on the toilet rn and this is the fucking boss music

[@puupuupoo]

@@CamH-mc5wt We pray for your survival

[@lordanubis1458]

This is it, the song of all time

[@an667rb3]

Me ordering 60 chalupas when I know they can only drop 6 into the fryer at a time.

[@ianbailey2141]

my stomach: Why do I hear boss music?

[@puupuupoo]

www.mediafire.com/file/j5mbixdhkrvl2pr/For_Whom_The_Taco_Bell_Tolls_%2528Instrumental%2529.wav/file Here is an instrumental file for anybody who would like to add their own vocals. Please share your videos in the replies!

[@annabethrosa9335]

nice song

[@Mickocarbomb]

can we get one without James' tracks for rhythm?

[@iamfourmana3150]

carl weezer collab?

[@VTXHobbies]

I just made it into a real song with parody lyrics

[@researchersiks]

BRB gotta cook

[@henrybadger785]

What the employees hear when niko avocado walks in

[@thedrunkenboyz]

The song that will play when you ate taco bell and you have to take a mean shit

[@Prayer-In-Practice]

For whom the lunch bell tolls

[@jenswonderfulworld6369]

This version is for the readers who have have charged headlong into the 'Dipper Goes To Taco Bell' fanfiction. (honestly, not the worst thing I've read, but I've read lost of overly gory Creepypastas before. It's the OTHER subject matter I'd look out for. Or maybe the horror hasn't washed over me enough yet....Dead Dove.)

[@joshc5613]

this comment should come with a memetic cogitohazard warning

[@LogicalLube]

The music I hear when someone orders 75 hard shell tacos in the drive-thru

[@minecraftussmidway896]

They should put this song at a taco bell when you walk in

[@AndrewChere]

Should do this for the undertakers theme

[@itsshelby]

Every single time I see this video it makes me laugh till I cry and this time was no different

[@altgirl-o8w]

Bro this is the soundtrack of the Taco Bell bathrooms

[@hondaaccord1399]

Chipotle: "Oh boy, a new restaurant slot is open in this location, and I heard that the town hall wants a Mexican place, things are looking up 😊" The Dubious Baja Drive Through:

[@sorryicanthearyouovermyfre8958]

Mm num 10 meal

[@MdM97x]

Now there’s a new meaning to “take a look to the sky just before you die, while you’re on the toilet from the Taco Bell”😂

[@weapponofchoice]

WHY DOES IT SOUND BETTER

[@Unfocused_Gamer]

Ride the Lightning? ❌ Ride the Toilet? ✅

[@Wigwamwham]

This is deffinatly a transformitave work hell yea brother

[@youngdiab3t3s29]

"For a Taco, Men will kill. Why? They do not know!"

[@nathan___4079]

Been needing to hear the full version💯

[@zer0sinder]

"In the future... Every restaurant shall be, Taco Bell..." - Raymond Cocteau, Demolition Man(film)

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

Ride The Toilet Seat

[@Analog-to-digital-cotinual]

"ride the lightning" you sure will bud

[@JohnJohn-ss5vj]

This is heaven

[@Ironsides21]

The music that plays when the Taco Bell employee comes to kick my ass (I ordered 300 crunch wrap supreme all their nacho fries and their supply of Baja blast)

[@fangwu7576]

Average Taco Bell Enjoyer Vs. Strongest Bathroom Plumbing.

[@Shah-of-the-Shinebox]

This needs to be played in Taco Bell bathrooms everywhere

[@TheRanchiestMan]

I work at taco bell and I can confirm this is the song that plays when a bunch of people decide to order huge orders

[@FlagrantFemboy]

Ask not for whom the Taco Bells, it tacos for you.

[@grimreminder5038]

What comes to mind when that meal's on its way out and you're counting down the seconds until that customer leaves that single toilet restroom

[@Averythefloof]

Hits different when you’re actually eating Taco Bell

[@endergamer.mp4]

Definitely gonna practice playing For Whom the Bell Tolls with this version.

[@Akkhazin]

why did the algorithm hide this masterpiece from me for a year this is amazing

[@puupuupoo]

@@Akkhazin KZbin works in strange ways…

[@trenchhj]

can't wait for enter bathroom

[@zachmakis7041]

I was expecting the lyrics from the top comment from the shortened version tbh

[@puupuupoo]

If someone steps forward to do those lyrics I will gladly drop the instrumental, I wanna see that happen so, so badly

[@Skyguy1337]

@@puupuupoo We will be watching your career with great interest

[@rusty3073]

@@puupuupoo Sure lmao

[@MichaelVideoMaker1028]

@@puupuupoo drop it, ill do it 😎

[@jordanjoestar9096]

I'd love to do that honestly it sounds like it'd be fun😅

[@CRebel-by9fb]

Literally on the very first bell chime I laughed

[@pabloruiz6224]

Del Taco doesn’t stand a chance against this masterpiece by Taco Bell

[@puupuupoo]

@@pabloruiz6224 They’ll never see a customer again!

[@pabloruiz6224]

@@puupuupoo Sad But True 🤘🏻😎🤟🏻

[@Green-aider]

Finally the full version

[@theprofesser9797]

April 20th just minutes after 4:20

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

1:19 Peace sells but who's buying? Peace sells but who's buying?

[@mremu4358]

This is the Boss music many people hear when they're having the infamous Taco Bell $hit

[@siruseless6650]

*The Taco Bell tolls for thee.*

[@Musicture]

this is so sick i love it lmao

[@sirsnausages2164]

Lanque Bombyx?????

[@davidzecua5302]

Ride the Taco Bell

[@heretics_guitar]

From the album Ride the Toilet

[@cupasaza495]

Me when I don't know what I'm feeling: My stomach: "Ask not for whom the taco bell tolls, it tolls for thee."

[@logiprime]

When the Taco Bell hits and your on the toilet

[@elizabethdrinkwine939]

As a Former Taco Bell Employee, this is what I hear whenever I get too comfortable and the universe needs to remind me exactly what I am.

[@UberDriver195]

Perfection.

[@okuu_utsuho]

What toilets hear when you ate taco bell

[@KMZX_700]

_“All of Taco Bell’s food comes in bags”_ - Mayyro and Fatmagic

[@I_like_spaghetti]

Mealtallica: ride the Takis

[@I_like_spaghetti]

-Mealtallica -Master of Cluggin' -Ride the takis -...and tacos for all -72 sauces -load -Clug em' all -st. Beefy -Reload -No life till 5 layers -Hardwired to self-destruct

[@Zeinjix]

What your organs hear when you eat Taco Bell:

[@TheMysticalZane]

the song the cook hears crafting the most diarrhea inducing tacos i have had in the forge burnt by the fires of Olympia with lumber from the forests of midgard! pretty metal if you ask me.

[@itbin7859]

(for whom the taco bell tolls lyrics. feel free to contribute make his burrito on the grill in the early day indigestion deep inside

[@thetobi583]

"Take a look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time you will! Crack of butt, breaking gut plugs the toilet drain. TP gone. Sing the song of a fiery pain."

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

PLEASE do Hell's Taco Bells

[@raulrosas5068]

Ride The Taco

[@TheRoboticFerret]

ask not for whom you live más, you live for thee

[@Arc_5]

*Final Boss: Taco Bell Janitor*

[@2.023kSilver]

Theme of CaseOh asking for a Steakhouse Burrito

[@quantusmechanicus5921]

I never knew how much I needed this