Forbidden New Years Eve Story from Kurt Metzger

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[@JDtimesten]

Tough crowd-I don't hear enough laughing. This sounds like an absolutely true story, and it's hilarious no matter.

[@ryancurry7062]

Poor mic setup probably. Seen a bunch of uploads like this, the whole crowd is laughing on camera but you can't hear it. Makes you feel weird for laughing alone watching it on a screen lol

[@dogchaser520]

The recording is from the stage mic only, and they're designed just to pick up in a fairly narrow cone. So all you're hearing is the laughter that seeps in. Or maybe a very light crowd mix. The comedian/crowd mix is still being figured out, but as far as I can tell, not a lot of very dedicated audio people get into comedy. Could do a lot with multiple mics and a stereo mix, for instance, for quite cheap.

[@jenniferbond5771]

Norm MacDonald does this too. The story is nuts but probably true. Funny in it of itself

[@dylanwilliams7868]

"Tim" is obviously Tim Dillon. Hated his guts and now they're great friends lmao

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

I do remember Tim Dillon (and perhaps Yani or Soda) telling a story about how punk rock Kurt was in Canada...Where he was at a MASSIVE opportunity that comedians wait a lifetime to be invited to and Kurt had zero nerves and roasted the Canadians, staff etc like it was an open mic.😅

[@dylanwilliams7868]

@jaykay7553 only comedian named Tim who is a friend of Kurt and doesn't drink lmao comedians make it easy 😂

[@wisterV]

I thought it was Tim Butterly

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Dillon isn't old enough for it to be him

[@dogchaser520]

That ending scene was fantastic. The story itself was great, but that drove it home. I'll remember that. Have had some like that myself but nothing I won't take to the grave.

[@derekapage1971]

After 2-3 years of not having seen much of Kurt (who is one of my favorite comedians) i was replaying some of his material in my head, as i do often, and searched KZbin. Awesome story bro. Thank you for revealing things about yourself in public that most people wouldn't have the balls to admit privately. 👊

[@Gtex555]

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[@121slayer]

I have never seen Kurt without facial hair, he looks so much better with a beard.

[@Good_Horsey]

Agreed. Here he was barely starting to grow into his "Albanian dock worker who's seen some shit" look from nowadays.

[@121slayer]

@@Good_Horsey Haahaha Perfect visual comparison.

[@roblindygarcia2279]

I'm Kurt Metzger 's biggest fan.

[@gman1185]

I go around 230lbs

[@monky_dust]

Liar!

[@petergumz2034]

Hilarious....more so picturing tim dillon in the story

[@CloveCoast]

i luv u kurp 💕

[@albeit1]

Kurt did more than try to salvage that experience. He turned it into money.

[@jmillz674]

I don't know what to do with my hands. - Ricky Bobby

[@jcoverpass]

Holy Jihaha, that was hilarious!

[@FuNati]

He got a Canadian crowd right there eh? Great story 😂

[@michaelallen527]

No, he says "here in New York" at one point, so I'm assuming it's a club there.

[@michaelallen527]

Great story, but it seems like a rough draft version, like he was still working on the material. Could have punched it up in so many places, but I'm just some twat watching a professional who has the balls to get on stage and I'm just giving armchair KZbin notes...

[@Remo-media]

1:43 mark normand laughing

[@Remo-media]

3:44

[@mrpicky1868]

yeah you shouldn't tell this story

[@rustysmith540]

That's why it's called the forbidden New Year's Eve story and not the forbidden New Year's Eve joke

[@dgwear69]

Coke and Cialis isn’t dangerous. Cialis and popper is dangerous. Maybe coke and poppers to excess.

[@monky_dust]

Exactly.

[@jonnyenough1531]

Oh damn

[@brucecarter8296]

what is this from? the reject pile of npr's story corps?

[@FrankPierce-gr6ed]

Wow! Dude is funny as hell!

[@raminatorrammer]

😂😂😂

[@brianfaulkner2259]

Even a crappy Rich Voz impersonation and it’s still obviously Rich lol

[@frankmcfarlane-e8m]

i see PG Wodehouse here

[@TigerGreene]

Is there a joke hidden in there eventually? Will you tell it?

[@michaelcole8999]

... did you at any point catch yourself laughing? A lot? I think it sucks for retelling short and funny lines/quips, especially if it is done in a display to bring up what's funny about Kurt as it's a "....aaa, I can't describe it right, but it/he IS funnny!", BUT at least it's what you like and a little bit extra told in a way that is so engaging and funny

[@mikebrooks4398]

Wow, i have WAAAAAY better coke stories.......one of mine ends with my buddy waking up in the middle of the woods with a "Rat tail" hanging out his ass. ( A rat tail is a rubber) The tip was in his asshole, the rest hanging out like a rat tail.......oh the debauchery we would get up to...... Horrible people doing amazing things 😂😂

[@monky_dust]

You guys are gay?.

[@cmtsage]

Trasnferred the hair to his chin nowadays

[@valuedCustomer2929]

👍

[@steventaylor6212]

I think that the reason that this story is forbidden is because I am 7 minutes in and am waiting for a joke.

[@donsal.t.1765]

I'll do coke with you eh!

[@Xenc5]

Thanks for the warning!

[@maxmotors9497]

You should go to a show and point that out loudly

[@josho-yw9pl]

It’s a story stupid

[@williamhollaway1960]

Uh the story is hilarious it's less of a dumb joke make the monkey clap and more of a story

[@rhrh9128]

11m into this terrible story I bailed, the mbs down. . . The roast of Patrice was priceless and killed.

[@realgoodmind]

I have given this guy a chance and no matter what I watch it is just NEVER funny. Awkward and confusing without the any of the funny most awkwards bring. Guess it's time to give up.

[@Unterwelten]

Nothing funnier than real life experience! And I'm Canadian!

[@craigbrown2385]

i didn't get it? was this a stand up comedy routine? it was just a dude telling a drug story. is this hilarious to squares?

[@lubtv8792]

Hey! I was 12 once too. You’ll get there!

[@craigbrown2385]

@@lubtv8792 there is a reason NO one knows who this dude is. he sucks

[@whitegoosejuvy]

Is this comedy

[@lubtv8792]

It is! Either you’re an alien or a kid so I just wanted to help you out there!

[@CloveCoast]

holy shit

[@garyluciani1082]

I didn't laugh once. Where was the humor? A guy does coke with a canadian football player orders two hookers can't get a hard on so he gets cialis it doesn't work the hookers leave he's afraid he's gonna die the football player holds his hand, the cialus kicks in while the football player is holding his hand and he gets a hard on. And...? That's it.

[@iwishyouwaymorethanluck.3804]

Legendary story