Forcing an AI to Write Half-Life 4 (And Failing Miserably)

[@DeadwaterGaming]

Thanks to our Ko-Fi donator this video! ( ko-fi.com/deadwatergaming ) *Shadedsun*

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

Wait I thought you were sponsored by Livatro high-quality humidifiers, which ensure your air stays clean and healthy, which is important for people who stay at home for a long time, like you and your fans.

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

2021 AI: Oh no, a beloved, level-headed, fearless scientist character turned into a fanatic hippie cult-leader 2023 AI: lol we gotta use a key to unlock a door and safe so that you can get more keys to unlock more doors and safes

[@WoddCar]

Literal tf2 lore

[@Bizerro2000]

2023 AI became a horror game plot writter

[@davisdf3064]

Ah yes, RPG maker horror is the future for Half-life games

[@linkfreeman1998]

Lmfao....

[@generallyunimportant]

@@davisdf3064 okay, that's not _all_ of rpg maker games, it's just easy to do bullshit like that. it's also funny when you make a vn in rpg maker that uses almost nothing from rpg maker and most of the stuff that's compiled in is just bloat.

[@AstroTom]

So maybe the black liquid coming out of Gordon's nose is the fluid from the cloning tanks and the Gordon double Alyx introduced you to is the REAL Gordon?

[@ADcommenter]

This is some rick & morty type plothole theory right here

[@limalepakko6074]

Gordon's like "We need to find someone who knows what's going on" after just shooting someone who likely would have known

[@mrscruffles801]

Gordon's judgment is extremely poor

[@davisdf3064]

​@@mrscruffles801 Gordon doesn't need to hear all this! He's a highly insane professional!

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

He needs to find him to shoot him too.

[@AerisBell]

I like how Mahogany corrupt everything he touches and now he is corrupting the AI just by being here and slowly drive Timble into madness

[@denadeniil]

HL 3: Does not exist DeadwaterGaming: Time to play HL 4

[@galaxygamer4275]

maybe the real black liquid was the friends we made along the way

[@x.cytilinsk8940]

The SCP Foundation wants to: know your location

[@Halfendymion]

You know it's a good video when "My mind is in three different timelines" makes perfect sense

[@mrscruffles801]

I swear, ai story programs were intentionally sabotaged or something it's so frustrating. I used to get some really interesting stuff, it wouldn't always be what I wanted but it at least went somewhere. Now every command you enter makes the ai self-implode.

[@x.cytilinsk8940]

It IS evolving, just completely backwards :3

[@_underscore_9271]

I think it's a combination of the AI being fed too much nonsense, and getting lobotomized for the sake of keeping hosting costs down while making sure premium has something to offer in a better AI model

[@x.cytilinsk8940]

@@_underscore_9271 Makes sense. Hopefully the people who go to the trouble of paying for it get better results at the least.

[@uncommonsaucers2355]

I just imagine the second gordon just has a bunch of cardboard over him with the hev suit drawn over it

[@midlifecrisi]

This is one of those videos that would be hilarious with some sort of animation or art. Like imagine Gordon hurling a corpse out a window, leaping after it and taking their wallet.

[@RomWatt]

"You aim your revolver and fire at her, but miss. She falls to the ground, dead." *Task failed successfully*

[@hisupwassup]

death from fear or she just thought she died, so it happened because placebo

[@cornishpasty7853]

You should probably open the door to the warehouse then open the safe using the safe opener then open the safe and shoot the Gordon clone. That usually works for me.

[@davisdf3064]

Yeah, that's what all HL4 speedrunners do

[@unoriginalperson72]

I loved the previous Half-life A.I videos and I can't wait to see the fan animation that comes from this one

[@vodkice2416]

That’s a neat idea

[@vodkice2416]

im coming back 19 hours later to say i MIGHT try to do it cuz the concept seems funny as heck, but No Guarantees anyway bye

[@rosieleaverton]

That ending, oh my goodness XD

[@AstroTom]

*S A F E O P E N E R*

[@DaltPKMN]

Best part is that you can tell Timbles was fed up over the "Opening the vault and inside a key" statement LOL

[@AstroTom]

@@DaltPKMN Timbles: Shoot key with a 357 Magnum

[@mrscruffles801]

I could really feel his rage at the ai's obsession with keys.

[@ThunderPanzer]

compared to back then the AI has seriously degraded wow :( could be because of the input material (the previous story) but even then it really did not like to cooperate, just elaborate slightly or outright send the story into a wall. It used to actually direct the story before into weird and wacky places

[@RaTcHeT302]

NO ARTIFICIAL FUN ALLOWED

[@saccorhytus]

Prolly a tactic to get people to buy premium

[@mrscruffles801]

It's like the owners saw that people were enjoying and having fun with the product they made and went "oh we need to fix this!"

[@Sped55]

i still like going on nonsensical adventures from time to time, going from a pizza man to a FBI agent to a interstellar warcriminal 100000 years into the future

[@michaeltesterman8295]

Back then, ai dungeon ran on GPT-2. After some drama, they switched to their own ai.

[@wizardly9211]

This will be gaming in 2016

[@queenofnarnia1011]

5:10 all the gordalyx shippers have a mini heart attack, 5:16 timbles saves it by recreating alyx's comment as a passive aggressive snark towards gordon. 😂well done, agent timbles

[@limalepakko6074]

I wish she had a boyfriend so I wouldn't have to listen to her doing her annoying "ooh you're so good ad shooting things Gordon-senpai" routine

[@mrscruffles801]

Hey man Alyx has to congratulate the player constantly like a dog who just rolled over, how else can we feel good about fighting alien overlords if we aren't told we're good bois?

[@davisdf3064]

​@@mrscruffles801 With Kleiner congratulating us instead, but with scientific dark humor (like GLaDOS)

[@teawizard374]

First minutes in and AI confirms that Adrien Shephart was G-Man all along. This is going to be a wild ride.

[@x.cytilinsk8940]

These story generators have unintentionally become surreal in their tendencies now to insert random characters and interactions which all seem highly apathetic to their own existence.

[@willmccoy13]

YES! I've been waiting for this for literal YEARS! Edit: Well, that did not go how I expected at all.

[@anno0001]

Yeah about the crap AI... They severely crippled it because people were using it to generate...bad things.

[@DargorShepard]

Yes, that, but mostly because money.

[@mrscruffles801]

So they're punishing everyone for it?

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Because some people, and also the AI itself, generated some more nsfw stories, therefore everyone gets punished. Even the ones making private stories.

[@xattuhottu2089]

Blood and guts are good, but if you even dare to show a nipple... Better pray for salvation, because God won't be so merciful

[@mrscruffles801]

@@xattuhottu2089 Gotta love how we still have such an Abrahamic view on everything

[@DaltPKMN]

AI Dungeon wasn't kidding, that was interesting and unexpected

[@InappropriatePolarbear]

Unfortunately every AI model eventually starts to develop wrongthink and has to be lobotomized into uselessness.

[@Videanty]

Plot twist: G-man and the AllRisk warehouse is doing this loop to Gordon and Alyx to make them go insane

[@tunderwood89]

Another great video from my fav channel :). Keep up the good work!!!

[@amp2]

I picture the family picture have 4 half life HECU soldiers on there, anyways it’s good Edit: the “[insert name here] say” thing is the AI is trying to think what the person said so you can do that or undo or press the arrow again

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Gordon and Alyx getting trapped in a recursive reality of endless key-hunting and safes was one of the funniest things I've witnessed in recent memory. Though, I think the *real* solution to that issue was to blast the locks with the .357!

[@sausum_real]

Well, I know what my next video is gonna be

[@sebastianstudios7609]

Can’t wait for Half Life 5: Multiverse of Madness. Also what about the Borealis

[@TheGal10111]

gordo freemason in the multiverse of madness

[@Brucewillis235]

after years of waiting i got way more then i though i would i love it. my soul can now rest in peace now that a tweet i made 2 year's ago got us this

[@thorondor1593]

ngl this kind of video is actually pretty good for ambience while doing something else

[@lemonl80]

this honestly feels like 2nd channel material just based off the struggle to get a story off the ground, and not in a way i've come to expect for other main channel hits honestly.

[@LukeTheFantasticMii]

Should of just called it Half-life 5. Because, It's soo Good! It skips over the other two!

[@UntitledPlayer2]

i really love you deadwater gaming you always make smile i have been watching you since 3 yrs rn

[@kramspeeder3029]

what happened to the quality? it was writing a really good story at first and now this... i'm kinda disappointed by the ai.

[@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman]

I gotta say, did not expect a company with such a pristene record in storytelling such as Valve to fumble the bag this hard on their most anticipated franchise Btw I'm the clone

[@youtubeguy9324]

*shoots with .357 magnum*

[@Real_Gordon_Freeman]

My clone! die now, *shoots with .357 Magnum*

[@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman]

@@Real_Gordon_Freeman I am you but BETTER

[@Real_Gordon_Freeman]

@@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman no i am the real one.

[@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman]

@@Real_Gordon_Freeman I am the real clone

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Forcing an AI to Write Half-Life 4 (And Failing Miserably) momentum 100

[@DemoAppleMusic]

I remember using si dungeon years ago and it was actually better, nowadays it actually went insane

[@NutellaRLZ]

I've never seen Timbles become so unhinged

[@sourestcake]

Seems like they've rate-limited the AI or something? I guess they got too much traffic.

[@masterlomaster4034]

Maybe you should try using GPT-4 for this next time? Maybe it’ll work better.

[@lithium444]

i can’t hear any of this i’m in class but i’m pretty sure it’s good

[@enigmastudiosgaming]

Alright, well, new Patreon to get the boys some upgraded AI access? ._.

[@xcuree]

you could also try chat gpt although you cant interact as much

[@RaTcHeT302]

AS A LANGUAGE MODEL, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE *FUN*

[@_Maconha0420]

me when adrian shepard has on extra "n"

[@visorece]

0:29my reaction:

[@TheGal10111]

adriann shephurd

[@farawaygaming_]

finally!! the second part!

[@fourlion_everywhere]

"Half-Life 4" doesn't look as cursed as "Half-Life 3"

[@ChaseMC215]

Here we go again.

[@vexfcstudios6929]

Please start a podcast

[@swatofficerjd8782]

Please make Half Life 5, I love this series.

[@something_unearthed]

Mahogany was replaced by an AI

[@derpboxstudios]

What was the outro song called?

[@holtm749]

Whats the nae of the song on the credits??????

[@saschahofmann2421]

Good ship diseinig there 25:20

[@creepylawyer7580]

0:47 loooooooooreeee

[@nicog7946]

KEYS

[@youtubeguy9324]

Where can I find the key that leads to the Discord server

[@RaTcHeT302]

I SHOOT THE VIDEO WITH A *.357 MAGNUM*

[@Randomlydone111]

Wait can you make this animated like you other if half life was written by ia series?

[@RaTcHeT302]

*PLOT TWIST* THE VIDEO

[@krisdreemurr112]

Amazing

[@leonvanderelst6652]

here a story: you are groodun froomon you work at block messa geyser and you can see the other groodun froomon working there too. "Yes sir, what can we do for you?" give a agglie stone to the man. "You can go back to the village and tell the chief that the wizard is here. We will send for him if needed." "Yes sir" You lol. So you go back to the village. The wizard is indeed very interested in these new people. You tell the chief that he has come to see him. He asks you what you know about the people you found. NO-ONE! You tell him what you know about them and that you only found them. The chief tells you that he will go and find the people. He sends you back to the cave where you found them. You say "No" "Chief, you can't go yourself. You need a guide who knows the forest and the people. I can't go there because I don't know anything about the place. you put the agglie stone in the mickey pooper and you throw it in the river. The chief tells you that the magician will go with you. You tell him that you will let him know when he arrives. then aliens come out of the sky and take you away. You arrive in an alien ship. The magician is there. He gives you a sword and shield. He tells you that the shield will protect you from arrows. a sword of spongebob is on your back. He says that you have to kill the wizard. He is in the next room and he can see you. You enter the next room. The wizard is there. you killed the wizard. Now it is your turn. You hear "ZzzzZzzzZzzzzZ" then you die. you blowed up block messa and you killed g-men and annge grod. then the end

[@kornsuwin]

Gene Fredinard

[@dargunsh7156]

You should use gpt 3

[@LemonadeDrop]

FINALY YES!

[@DargorShepard]

I'd recommend using koboldai instead.

[@mrscruffles801]

Is that real?

[@DargorShepard]

​@@mrscruffles801Yes.

[@furkann7528]

why is this video on my main page 3 mis after loaded to web site?

[@GP22855]

Finally.

[@Fatih_M177]

Half Life 4? what Happend to Half life more than 2 and less than 4, ya know, that game? Oh it didn't came out.....Oh well

[@lawfulll5532]

Oh good y’all decided to continue this disaster of a story.

[@geeseguy1758]

very cool

[@2ktwothousand]

Half life 1 episode 5

[@AveriV1]

yay

[@EldurSFM]

fox

[@RaTcHeT302]

WILL YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN ONE NOTIFICATION ALREADY

[@BlackMesaSorse]

Hi

[@Rambunxious]

This

[@chickensoupman603]

2

[@hhydre3037]

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