Half-Life But The ENTIRE Game is Randomized (Glitch-Life)

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[@funneneym9965]

"Man, if we make it out of here alive I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers." Is the new "If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen..."

[@Theover4000]

Yea

[@kukky22]

Still doesn’t have the same musical potential

[@MahoganyCrafter]

@@kukky22 as the music man of the group, this is true

[@SpokenFlesh]

"if i ever get my hands on doctor breen, i'm gonna buy you all a round of beers"

[@GothAlice]

"Off to Weynon Priory, then?"

[@icanplaytehdrumz]

Alternate universe where the anti-mass spectrometer is powered by an invisible soldier screaming "ZONE" at the top of his lungs constantly

[@vdonutxvii3241]

for google translated half life, what language was used to translate

[@icanplaytehdrumz]

@@vdonutxvii3241 Pasted from the FAQ on the mod page: "For each line of text/dialogue, I put it through a varying amount of languages until I got something funny or interesting. The languages I most commonly use are: Latin, Hawaiian, Maori, Xhosa, Kinyarwanda, Gujarati, and Arabic."

[@vdonutxvii3241]

@@icanplaytehdrumz oh, neat. i hope i get to play this if i ever get a pc

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

shaun

[@blureed]

If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers.

[@vdonutxvii3241]

thanks bro

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

im gonna buy the whole bar!

[@vdonutxvii3241]

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u rad

[@Nicotrie]

Thats awkward now.

[@queenofnarnia1011]

the harmless door is stronger than the murder door goodness, i should hope so

[@chipchilinkachip910]

Murder door: EXTERMINATE!

[@BierBart12]

Once again, it is shown that true strength does not lie in violence

[@rosieleaverton]

Random NPC: "Run! Run!" (looks at surroundings) With pleasure!

[@rosieleaverton]

Btw, I heard it at 2:50

[@MisterJohnDoe]

“Get out of there!”

[@mr.cupper655]

10:10 "Okay, go" *Action music starts while the scientists beat up the door's panels*

[@racer927]

It's "Gleum"!

[@EerieYetSoothing]

the Sven coop music just plays

[@gman_4815]

At the moment I thinked that Sven coop closed the map

[@name12246]

Couple seconds in and I'm confused the hell out already. Let's call this After-Life.

[@Fandestdh]

You're a helicopter

[@Apparat8]

@@Fandestdh You're blue now.

[@noahsgaming1136]

Quarter-Life

[@noahsgaming1136]

Nickel-Life?

[@otttys]

n o- l i f e

[@AForceGaming]

14:11 Perfectly cut scream

[@rtr.s]

its actually 14:17

[@Contrajoe]

@spam tong it's actually 22:22

[@flameplasmainian85724]

“Gordon… AAaaaaHhhh!”

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers.

[@sarsath7481]

Will those beers be raided from the Sentient Watermelons of War?

[@rafalrzeszotko]

Man , if we make it out here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers.

[@Bogdan_Gordin]

Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers.

[@averageb-1battledroid600]

What about a battery pack?

[@bro-yl1xr]

Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers.

[@ebonytherussiafan2808]

10:36 ZONE! Z O N E ZONE Z O N E ZONE Z O N E!!!!

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

15:59 "This is a restricted area soldier" - Sgt. Vort

[@harrylambda]

10:12 What a great guy, he had the sven coop menu song ready on his phone to play as he walks to the retinal scanner so he could hype up Gordon for the test.

[@mr.cupper655]

But Gordon dosen't need to hear all of this, he is a higly train professional!

[@gm_constructhe3rd]

I always see the baby texture when "I'll buy you all a round of beer" plays implying the baby is gonna buy you a beer

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

you mean joshua?

[@gm_constructhe3rd]

Idk who he is but probably

[@foxguysumthing]

no

[@Infinite_Archive]

So, how big is the Beer Debt in the Half-Life universe at this point?

[@tathnousoxide9707]

2x10^54783926

[@bismarckinontario5652]

Graham’s Number

[@yigakong1187]

Well it depends on how the run goes. Save every guard that has that response and I approximate that you are owed ~45 beers by the end of the game

[@h5skb4ru41]

I'm sure that if Barney gave you a beer per each day he owed ya... 20 years,365 beers... Poor Barney

[@demidyeah9128]

11:51 best evil laugh in the universe

[@Aladdinno]

16:16 omg look at the fan

[@SirHoosky]

"Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers." Barney: *Beer Intensifies*

[@GoldKnightProduction]

11:47 "It sure is H in here."

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

11:30 Res-zone-ance cascade.

[@Lecrogea]

14:40 dude we need the full version

[@mattc7420]

16:38 that's an amazing plankton impersonation.

[@ilikegreenalt]

PLEASE make a part 2 of this, this is the funniest video ever

[@Mordecai02]

Yes, fully agree! A lot of people have done Gitch-Life, but Mahogany and Mahvl's presentation just amps up the entertainment value by 300%. Also, stick with the "Reshuffle every map" one, it's loads of funny XD

[@noahshad09]

Our pfps are almost the same lol

[@nuxx1876]

@@Mordecai02 it's actually mahogany and timble, mahvl hasn't appeared in a video for a _long_ time for whatever reason

[@theorangenetwork957]

"I like these textures better than the regular ones." *eternal cascade of scientists out of a hole in the wall*

[@ironicivan4928]

8:20 I LAUGHED SO HARD IDK WHY

[@chucklehead59]

CHINK!!!!

[@lordofsiberia4972]

*TAKE*

[@KangabetYT]

This is more horryfing than the black mesa incident itself

[@SuperTailsMiles]

"Climb up and-" *START THE R O T O R S* I liked that video, would be great to see the next part of Glitch-Life

[@fridgefreezer9529]

3:02 I've never heard such a genuine afraid scream

[@2005sam]

mahognanies plankton voice is so perfect

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

11:42 the matrix part was so good

[@pancakeidiot14]

around 13:15 with the music, it sounded like a YTP because of all the other voice lines and sounds playing as well

[@shrekrab]

"ok go" Sven coop music starts playing

[@Palmyre2208]

16:39 Is this the- Yeah I think this is the Blizzard logo, somehow

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Halo Infinite owned by Blizzard now (im just kidding)

[@rufusthehunalprophet6648]

9:27 I love how they still react normally to gunfire sounds despite no danger

[@theomoser6212]

13:28 When your mom picks you up at the playground but you don't want to leave

[@DragonAce98]

I can't wait for my round of beer

[@loggers5246]

This was way more surreal than the last time I saw someone play glitch-life

[@flintytheraccbold]

13:12 not gonna lie this is actually a good beat

[@craboverlord478]

14:17 "gordan! NOOO!" " _AH-_ "

[@ninjarobotg]

5:54's violent scream was well delivered

[@brushtwomein]

Man. I've been watching you since 'IF PORTAL WAS WRITTEN BY A BOT" was posted and I still LOVE your content. Keep up the work!

[@MrDirt]

Can we get a part 2, please?

[@birb125]

YEEESSS

[@blockstacker5614]

Imagine how chaotic "Surface Tension" is with how bad everything was at the start of the game.

[@SonicBoone56]

This is so incredibly cursed. We need a part 2 lol

[@berkkurun9109]

0:38 hey!

[@GoldKnightProduction]

14:51 No, that's a seizure *threat*

[@cyn0_]

These videos remind me of the early days of youtube gaming videos, they’re so pure and wonderful, which something thats very hard to capture these days. Unsubscribed.

[@DeadwaterGaming]

That's the most confusing compliment we've ever received, thank you.

[@marseillejoh]

Why unsubscribed though?

[@denverbeek]

“I found a spirit being known as ‘forklift_static item_gascan stick Barney’.”

[@justinkane9967]

9:03 me when I'm a ghost experiencing spectral discrimination

[@buttons9627]

13:53 The fact that the barney said the name of the game really threw me off

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

That line was also the game called "They Hunger"

[@daor4]

@Sniper_SapphireMK2 a lot of dialog in this is from they hunger because it's supported by sven co-op

[@ReonGhost]

When the round of beers start hitting.

[@AstroTom]

Barna: Did you hear that weird noise? Me: You mean... the entire mod?

[@tomatoboi1-inf]

9:17 over charge! *explosion* (death sound)

[@escalatorgoddess2078]

I like how all of those Dreamcast Gordons were hanging out in that one vent

[@keith_5584]

Ah, I am back at the Birthday zone! No one has ever said that before...

[@supersp9450]

17:38 I can explain the name. In the beta version of Half-Life, the bullsquid wasn't called the bullsquid. It was called the bullchicken. The name "bullchicken" is still in the game files, which is probably why the name is "bullchicken".

[@ShadowxDark87]

*S C P*

[@luunna2275]

C R O S S B O W

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

B U L L C H I C K E N

[@recollectedthe]

why he an scp tho

[@peelfus]

scp_crossbow bullchicken is the best entity name besides murder door

[@agentlonestar007]

Suggestion for next video: Half-Life but EVERYTHING, including the game's code, is randomized. 999,999,999,999/1,000,000,000,000 times it just won't load, and 1/1,000,000,000,000 times it will somehow be the source code for Super Mario.

[@wuffdog]

ah yes i want my surprise birthday party to have a robot voice chanting "Lard! Lard! Lard!" for the entire duration

[@thescience_team]

3:33 it's the flag capture sound from team fortress classic

[@GmodCaboose56]

I can't get enough of the music at 13:07 and 14:39, I actually want to find it and download it.

[@cacxa_chicken]

me too

[@acpabsolute]

Yes.

[@Providence..]

This is just as funny as, if not funnier, than HL2 randomized XD, love this.

[@blackisbackblack9105]

5:22 best bit

[@alexlokanin3312]

the humor is insane, i would die if i was playing that

[@soomlarr]

Guys I think if they all make it out alive he's gonna buy them all a round of beers

[@Apparat8]

I can't even this mod. It's the perfect combination of cursed randomization that is still technically functional.

[@zax8633]

Imagine, your a robber about to rob the biggest house on the block, as you approach the house and proceed to open the door with your crowbar, the door all of a sudden starts speaking fluent English and tells you, "Man if we make it out alive, I'll buy you all a round of beer." then after that you spot two odd looking people in blue suits with what appears to be a ceiling light attached to their lower abdomen approach you, and start rapidly pressing their finger against your body as to initiate some form of conversation.

[@vlauxa]

12:59 donut explosion

[@calvindawerecat9995]

13:10 CAN SOMEWONE MAKE A FULL SONG OF THAT AND POST IT ON KZbin PLZ I LOVE IT

[@aiakos3673]

*this video just explain the whole modding experience*

[@ProtoHadron]

17:00 Look gordon, Gordons

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

"Gordon Gordon, Gordon. Gordon Gordon Gordo-- *GORDON GORDON GORDON"* - Gordon. Gordon

[@will_i_am4476]

Free scientists 15:29

[@wildman510]

13:08 my brain during a test

[@trashrabbit69]

**touches door** ＴＡＫＥ

[@trompetguy6890]

I love your videos. You are a good youtuber that makes fun content. I wish you the best.

[@EerieYetSoothing]

2:46 what we’ll hear at the end of time and existence of the planet Earth, Mars, Saturn and Uranus

[@diamondhero3804]

13:33 YOU COULD PICK UP FIRST AID KITS IN HALF LIFE?!?!?!?!?!

[@racer927]

No, that's an item in Sven Co-op which is based on the Medic's Medkit in Team Fortress Classic.

[@diamondhero3804]

@@racer927ohhhhh mb

[@randomhalf-lifevideos1712]

8:20 T A K E

[@circleubuntu]

7:05 that was scary dude wth

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

Harmless door •ᴗ•

[@JavaMR]

"FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR. FLOOR." -HL1's VOX

[@MGoblin]

The "mystery box" dumpster with the deranged circus clown music and the broken lid was the best part for me

[@ragmayor]

scp crossbow bullchicken??????

[@Elfnetdesigns]

10:49 = MATTER REACTOR

[@avcables_]

10:22 Daleks be like:

[@combineadvisor572]

8:59 is this the ghost of Eli after episode 2 coming back to black mesa to warn you not to do the test

[@the-pink-hacker]

This is my favorite “series”

[@shadrack6467]

Thanks for the upload! Loving these

[@thevigilante8523]

Just wow! Such randomness... And it's in Sven Co-op, stuffing everything with textures and sounds from many different maps and a "Gman zombie" who's model is from They Hunger xD

[@daigonmocs0785]

11:48 the original purpose of the experiment was to create hydrogen

[@gamersam3920]

Gordon doesn’t need to hear all of this he’s a highly trained alien

[@REFEELMAN]

10:39 LMAO XDD

[@XzTS-Roostro]

The alarm: "Lore¡ Lore¡ Lore¡ Lore¡ Lore¡"

[@hornet370]

8:16 never before have I heard mohagony get so scared

[@TMicHell]

This is my favourite of all your videos by far. The level of chaos and total randomness makes it a masterpiece.

[@bryanphoenix9702]

4:52 "Ooh. Jazzy."

[@bugmancool]

"i hear baby velociraptors getting run over by a treadmill" normal day in black mesa

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:08 Magnificent voice

[@LambdaCherry]

“Did you forget to take your meds this morning?” - B.M.R.F security guard, 2009

[@worsethanyouthink]

I just had the perfect idea for a horribly migraine causing mod, just the same game but all the textures are 25%opacity

[@cosmicbananas8084]

First words "umm your a helicopter oh your not a helicopter"

[@keith_5584]

9:53 Dialog = plot!