Forcing Dan to watch TikToks until he admits he loves it

[@cherriescurlscowboys]

phil i understand the butter and bread phase don't let dan silence you

[@jumies4056]

edit bc i somehow replied to the wrong comment. blind boy comin atcha. anyways phil is right

[@blehhism]

i'm literally one one right now. i was making lunch watching this and had to tell myself not to have buttered bread i feel so seen.

[@paadoxal]

i'm personally having a bread & olive oil phase rn so i get it so much

[@thethirdsleeper]

i just got influenced to go eat some bread and butter

[@canadianlucifer8446]

Just recently got out of this year's butter and bread phase, I understand him completely

[@sapphirekzm]

the tiktoks getting more and more cursed at the end and phil getting more and more flustered about dan’s reaction to them was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[@ThatOneCommenterOnline]

ive been CACKLING about that 🤣🤣🤣

[@myrin265]

there comes a point where no explanation can be offered

[@tate2death]

“i’m gonna go think about my actions” LMAO

[@cat-sd5cr]

I laughed so much at that part that I couldn’t breathe 😭

[@DrawingZerberus]

It's what I'm coming back for regularly

[@TeddyMouseX3]

Them acknowledging the ph- prefix is all I've ever wanted in life

[@lucym5872]

The phrefix

[@mathemelo]

Dare I say... The phrephix?

[@peachyenigma]

Phinally

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I hate to be that guy but like... didn't they technically acknowledge it ages ago when they started referring to objects by the "ph-" prefix? They just discussed the lack of Dan's name being present, but the "ph-" was used for a very long time by now... I THINK they'd know they were using it lol.

[@phantasticdrago230]

I've been cursed with it since I was phourteen...

[@willowywings]

Not Dan trying to shame Phil's bread and butter phase when he and Louise are forever the Butter Gluttons in my heart

[@m_____l___]

THE BUTTER GLUTTONS!!!!! thank you for reminding me🧈

[@sh4rkss]

STOPPP I JUST REWATCHED THAT VIDEO

[@willowywings]

@@m_____l___ oh, you're so welcome!!

[@willowywings]

@@sh4rkss such a comfort video of mine 😭

[@elli_lovesmusic]

That video always kills me 😭

[@leahpeachie]

actually screamed when Phil found out that was a cat running in the bag and they used, "I am PEACHLESS!" as the audio for his reaction

[@DragonicCherry]

they singlehandedly invented comedy tbh

[@tiannagraham5210]

I almost peed myself laughing 😭😭😭

[@cherryexid]

I’m so glad Dan and Phil uploaded so I can stop scrolling through TikTok and watch someone else scroll through instead.

[@madiehughes]

literally exactly what i was doing😭

[@magicamuffin]

YEPPP

[@iana28]

SAME HAHAHA

[@tiredyetsoft]

Omg same 😂😂 brainrot has gotten to us all

[@caliigrey]

genuinely what i was doing

[@coralinesgirlfriend]

i don’t think “i am peachless” is gonna leave my vocabulary for the next 10 years

[@audreyw9784]

It will live in my head, but not rent-free

[@rushingwater2.0]

It hasn't left my mind since I watched lmao

[@Lou-n]

this is so true, i knew from the moment that bloody tik tok started

[@josefineberg6064]

I go back just to watch that exact part

[@phoenixliv]

This will become one of those quotes in my head that I’ll use and 100% forget the origins.

[@clarissarojas7959]

Love seeing them acknowledge how the ph-prefix doesn’t include Dan at all yet continuing to use it

[@jumies4056]

lol truly

[@emmap6866]

it’s phil’s world we’re just living in it

[@lumae8216]

It might not sound or look like it includes Dan, but it does!!

[@WishGender]

@@lumae8216the D is silent and invisible

[@kathaai]

​@@WishGenderits not the size that matters, its how u use it

[@gummybeast6343]

I know Dan was probably joking but I am legitimately writing about the psychological implications of “meme time” as my masters thesis

[@Finda5]

I studied media studies at university and that was a topic we covered too 😂

[@Isabeltherat]

blows my mind when i find out a meme i thought was 3 months ago was actually 2 years ago :|

[@jendoesnotcare]

Would it be absolutely insane to ask to read your thesis? Signed, a graduated Media Studies major 🫶🏻

[@brunacarolinepedroso9458]

Would LOVE to read it

[@Nasudah]

Would you mind sharing your thesis with a fellow psychology masters student once you are done? It sounds really interesting!

[@pipipipurple]

They always play the d&p beats in the background so quietly that when they say "have you been enjoying the jams??" I'm like "what jams???"

[@antichrist4449]

The 'An' in the prefix is implied. If we look at the entemology, it started as Phan (phil & dan) and then became 'Phandom' (phan+ fandom). But as it transitioned from a word to a prefix, it was used on words that dont have 'an' at the beginning. 'Phanchen' and 'Phanichen' don't sound like english words, so we naturally simplify the prefix, hense 'phitchen'. The dan is silent.

[@pigeondance]

I like you

[@WishGender]

The Dan is silent, and we love the irony of that

[@fireafire]

THE DAN IS SILENT OMG

[@killitwithfire5377]

phantymology

[@md9mrm167]

brilliant this needs more likes love the irony of dan being silent

[@yodelingflamingo6653]

Stockholm syndroming Dan into being a Tik Tok lover I see

[@cocofawn6058]

Phockholm phyndrome

[@sunflowervolsix]

🎶 phils fyp holding dan hostage he's been here for days 🎶

[@markipliertrash1562]

PhikPhok

[@ElpSmith]

It’s working though

[@det395]

the way you can tell Phil spent just a few too many hours on tiktok that it descended into complete lunacy by the end

[@rayhem]

this has evolved from 'Phil Shares Highly Curated Content Tailored to Dan's Humor' into 'Phil Subjects Dan to a Compilation of his FYP's Brainrot'

[@lilaamor162]

Convinced Phil liked all those cracked out memes while he was off his rocker on painkillers in the hospital

[@sierraeve4556]

Forcing Dan to be in our parasocial friendship until he admits he loves us pt. 204

[@kf10147]

He isn’t parasocial with us! He is sarapocial

[@ZallyBee]

Pharasocial

[@garbomode29]

he said it

[@sketchycat6223]

They are my parasocial internet parents since 2015

[@hattarapilvi]

butter and bread phase is so relatable dan is an alien for not getting it

[@abigaila.0917]

What does it say about me that the hardest I laughed was at the “I am peachless” and the “what do you call a young sheep wrapped in plastic?”

[@afterglow2935]

I loved Dan calling it “necrotic content” I feel like that could catch on 💀

[@TinaOe]

no cause same here

[@nitzmidzy]

the unhinged section had me in tears, I feel like a child laughing so hard my throat feels raw and my ribs hurt

[@moonlight_dulcet]

no because unfortunately that is exactly my type of humour. i'm gonna be singing that lamb-inated one for the rest of my life 😭

[@caneunabeltofunction3047]

I am currently weeping over “I am peachless”

[@noahsmith5986]

dan you do NOT need a haircut this is the best your hair has ever looked don’t touch it it’s perfect

[@alexisfuller1503]

EXACTLY

[@darkwadah]

14:16 now we know why they REALLY kept the builders around for so long

[@neon_shapeshifter]

we're nourished once again. everyone say "thank you gay uncles" in unison

[@gaaaayyyy]

unlces? those are my FATHERS. you bring shame

[@steelheartii6525]

Thank you gay uncles!

[@ee-uj5hq]

THANK YOU GAY UNCLES

[@FandomTOBY]

thank you gay uncles

[@allie_arts5672]

thank you gay uncles

[@decayingsanity7447]

at this point phil has just learned to ignore dan's existential tirades completely

[@leahelena7938]

"Ya whatever the hell that means"

[@humanbean4037]

Reminds me of how Marvin was treated from A Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy lmao

[@emmap6866]

@@decayingsanity7447 some days I’m dan. Some days I’m phil

[@JessicaBiilor]

one clown yaps, the other disassociates indeed

[@Amylovelove]

DAN DO NOT GO NEAR ANY SCISSORS YOUR CURLS HAVE BEEN LOOKING SO LOVELY LET THEM GROW CURL FREEDOM‼️

[@scarlettdeal4163]

YESSS LITERALLY THNK YOU

[@katieb7454]

Right!!!

[@silasdeyesu2031]

i was about to say this. everytime his hair starts to look good he cuts it🥲

[@cjacobs100]

they both don't realise how good they look with a bit of volume

[@mimik222]

He looks so good!

[@Kat-PM]

7:15 I’m never going to recover from this. Dan makes a joke of it, but Phil was so serious. The full 100% confidence that dan would save him…I’m going to snap my phone in half.

[@starsaur6664]

I never realized how much orange cat energy Phil has until now.

[@elizabethwarren1424]

Who's gonna tell Dan that his hair looks amazing at that length

[@Marie84353]

I was about to say he looks so good with slightly fluffy hair 😭

[@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061]

Phil’s immediate confidence that Dan would jump down a well for him is the energy I need in my life.

[@raashi095]

Phil: "well if you were here, i wouldn't eat you... " Dan: looks at the camera like he's in the office

[@itsallpanicnodisco]

SEND HELP MY WAY I'VE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING AT "I AM PEACH-LESS🗣️🎶‼️" FOR HALF AN HOUR I CAN'T BREATHE

[@OneMoreWord1]

💃🏽 I AM PEACHLESSSSSS 💃🏽 💃🏽

[@firstnamelastname7249]

I had an edible and the distant 'i am peachless' at 20:40 killed me

[@cheonsa99]

me with the lambinated 😂

[@susienight6118]

Can I ask - if the THC edible is better for relaxing muscle pain or CBD . I have only done CBD because It doesn’t get me high like a blunt would . I was hit by a drunk driver this year

[@MandyGranz]

Dans hair actually suits his face so much at this length

[@l.a3596]

he looks so pretty with it

[@alexisfuller1503]

YESSSSSS

[@MoreWeirdness]

im crying the way the tiktoks were like normal funny humour to diabolically chronic brainrot😭😭😭😭😭

[@kaskaskas]

Dan’s enemies to lovers arc with TikTok has been beautiful to witness 🥹🫡

[@potsticker9998]

Their ticket prices are actually affordable compared to all other celebrities touring. I don’t think my ticket price has changed for these two boy for years. I have so much respect.

[@luchts4547]

this is perfect dan hair length imo

[@skcch1796]

i love the acknowledgment of the phanification of words just including phil 99% of the time ive been thinking about that for ages

[@rydactyl]

If dan cuts his hair I'll cry this is such a good length

[@cagedstar]

He’a 100% gonna cut it before the tour lol

[@rydactyl]

​@cagedstar he will and I'll never phorgive him 😔💔

[@rosem.8781]

it looks so good 😭😭😭😭

[@hobihoya]

fr as soon as the video started i thought ‘oh his hair looks so nice!’

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Everytime a man cuts his (long) hair, an angel loses its wings !!!

[@LazyToast02]

He doesn’t admit it but we know he secretly likes it. NEVER MIND HE ADMITTED IT

[@peachyenigma]

this is so funny for no reason

[@LazyToast02]

@@peachyenigma I realized this comment could be taken out of context 💀

[@syedaaaaaaa]

16:29 “we need to do this” peak into the next phedical emergency

[@blurryphan7578]

4:38 I understand Phil!

[@akizzzzza]

this video feels like dream where nothing makes sense but you just accept it as it is. dan and phil in deadpool and wolverine costumes, phil's tiktoks at the end, what the ever loving fuck

[@pigeondance]

my thoughts exactly

[@sairuhbby]

these tiktok videos have vibe of going to your friend's house after school and watching youtube videos together pre-wifi

[@witchassbitch3]

Oh my god and waiting for a Ryan higa video to upload and being more patient than we’d ever been in our lives huddled around one iPod touch

[@mildlifecrysis]

how did they work without wifi?

[@emme1865]

Oh. I cannot tell if you are joking or if I just realised how old I am. 😂 ​@@mildlifecrysis

[@honeyswann]

4:20 Phil’s “yea ! No… wOT” made me laugh more than it should’ve hahahahah

[@FandomTOBY]

i love how it is at 420 too

[@faequeentitania]

When Dan is laughing so hard he giggle-snorts it makes me SO HAPPY 😂 It's so cute and genuine!

[@meghan1792]

"You know the butter and bread phase you get once a year?" **cries in Celiac**

[@Witchywheelchair]

I understand the ‘bread and butter’ phase Phil. Sometimes you just get really into a simple combination for a minute.

[@nicky7738]

Same with a soup kick. I feel like a simple peasant woman living off the land

[@Filbie]

This feels like a very autistic thing (as someone who is autistic lol)

[@kamamaunillama31]

For me it's a cereal phase, just suddenly I want cereal all the time. Grilled cheese phase too

[@threecatsinacoat]

i remember coming home one time from a family gathering, i was so hungry i ate 6 slices of buttered bread in about 15 minutes

[@autumngaze_]

don't worry phil, i get the butter and bread phase as well, dan is just uncultured

[@scyllacw]

Mm cultured butter

[@Henny.777]

@@scyllacw Phutter ✨

[@emilymai3026]

4:42 respect for the butter and bread phase 😂 phils 'girl dinner'😂

[@milkandhoonie]

They didn't edit the profile picture description thingie for this episode and i'm just saying i was so sad he wasn't "amazingpeachless" and "danisnotayoungsheep" or something like that, i love trying to guess what they'll be and seeing what they actually are each time it's my favourite part of danandphilgames videos every time

[@frenchweirdo6461]

"i'm in my butter and bread phase." make it a bagette and salted butter and you got everyone in brittany agreeing with you

[@sparklette1304]

The animal crossing noise mixed with the “I AM PEACHLESS” at 20:38 made me laugh so hard I have a stomach cramp 😂

[@pamayapaya]

I’m gonna think about that for years and years

[@justyourlocalrat7]

i genuinely have not stopped replaying that part since the video came out. mmmmm delicious dopamine

[@samanthadegroot7749]

dan. you cannot fool us about the butter and bread. we all remember the fancy dinner.

[@syd943]

i love how by the end of the video we can visually see phil's descent into madness through his tiktok likes

[@sneh2625]

PLEASE please please don't stop this series! Tiktok is banned in my country and you guys make me so happy 😭

[@freddie.spaghetti]

21:29 this one gives off inexplicable danandphilcrafts vibes…

[@moiraverelst5157]

the embarrassment at the brain rot content is so hilarious i am crying

[@astrid_c_m]

Is nice to see a son spending some quality time with his elderly father 🥰

[@raashi095]

Did I just see Deadpool and Wolverine or have i started to hallucinate since thats all i have thought about last 48 hours

[@lesdinof]

same omg

[@raashi095]

@@lesdinof I wanna watch that movie on loop till my brain is nothing but red and yellow

[@Goldennuggies]

Same tho

[@paadoxal]

pls is it good? i need to know if it's worth movie tickets bc that shit's expensive

[@raashi095]

@@paadoxal it is sooooooo goood!!! You will not regret it!!! Go see it!!!

[@demerite]

My partner refuses to get TikTok because of their ADHD (they know they'll get sucked in) so every week if I see something I want to show them I save it and we have a weekend peer review session where I show them everything I've saved in the past week, and damn if this doesn't have a similar vibe

[@jodi4558]

19:35 peachless timestamp

[@AndyyBee]

Dan not having the annual bread and Butter phase is so sad. It's the thing that keeps me living.

[@alenyaus]

Maybe the butter gluttons incident put him off forevermore

[@moodycowcrafts4862]

Not gonna lie bread and butter has never been a phase for me either - fresh hot buttered toast phase is though (and that’s kinda the same thing)

[@WishGender]

@@alenyausmaybe it's not a phase for him

[@claudiofelipearevalobarraz7299]

dan admitting he enjoys making these tiktok videos made me happy cuz we enjoy them so much

[@Slaywhatyouwannaslay402]

Dan you do not, i repeat DO NOT need a haircut

[@TheTealDragon]

"Yeah 😀" "...No🤨..." "WHAT?! 👀" That escalated too quickly for Phil's dail-up internet brain cells to keep up with and honestly? relateable 🤷‍♀️ 4:16

[@dafkakafka]

19:15 THE SMILING FRIENDS AUDIO CLIP OMG

[@coIette]

i’m so glad someone else noticed it

[@jumies4056]

i like that they addressed the implied dan in the ph- phrefix

[@dunepest]

“ph-“ is about the implied Dan you heard it here first folks

[@tis_k]

"haircut" DAN DONR YOU FUCKING DARE

[@TheTealDragon]

Dan: "who would jump for you like that dog jumped for his dad? 🧐" Phil *absolutely zero hesitation* "You. 🥺" bye i'm gonna go cry in the bathroom 😭 7:16

[@Princess.shannon22]

The way Dan looked at phill when the video of that guys but popped up 😂

[@Ivy11110]

Fact about the monkey: in many places where tourists are in close proximity to certain species of monkey, the monkeys will take items from the tourists and will only give them back after the tourist trades food or something the monkey wants

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

I am afraid of monkey! FUN FACT

[@moonstenebrocity]

i will resist monkey i don’t care

[@magnusbane420]

Phil: "Once a year, you get a butter-and-bread phase, yknow?" Me: "It's called 'Being German' and it's *certainly not a phase*, Phil"

[@jumies4056]

lol when you're not german it is a phase but i respect it year round for you guys 🫡

[@magnusbane420]

@@jumies4056 I actually hate this food culture, I eat warm cooked food for every meal and don't discriminate between what are supposedly 'breakfast foods' and 'dinner' items

[@steelheartii6525]

Butter and Bread ftw! (Fellow German here lol)

[@helena4670]

BUTTERBROTE FTW

[@FandomTOBY]

As a traumatised German who only got Graubrot mit Butter almost everyday for school from 1st to 5th grade i have not had a buttered bread phase in nearly 2 decades. I do welcome a good German toast tho....

[@huhhwuhh]

they brought a caricature artist to my 4th grade class and picked me randomly to draw and, when he showed the drawing at the end, everyone laughed and i burst out crying

[@deiseamans8010]

Ok but in all seriousness, at 6:21 when Dan gives the more gentler smile/expression he actually looks quite pretty with the blue eyes filter 🥺❤️

[@kaykillxoxo]

The peachless one had me actually dying of laughter at 1am😭I have been having a bad mental health week and you guys have helped me through the worst of times including when in middle school so here i am still, at 22, ready for a boost in serotonin.😊

[@L0c4l_k1llj0y]

Thank you for feeding us

[@HiThisIsOlivia]

Pheeding

[@mynamessofus]

devouring the phread and phutter

[@AJZLostIt]

I love how the TikToks slowly degrade into whatever tf that was! Had me laughing so hard I started crying!💀

[@StarJoyStitches]

as a reformed tiktok addict, this allows me to indulge in my past addiction a little bit. as a treat. thank you dads

[@joshperkinson4781]

dan should’ve said at 20:41 “someone stole phil’s glasses, he is sightlesssss”

[@squirrelofealdor8332]

Phil is simply an orange cat in my mind now

[@jupiterpls]

who says butter and bread?! it's bread and butter! that's like saying phil & dan come on now!

[@somethingelse9176]

THANK you

[@FandomTOBY]

well would you say breaded butter or buttered bread 😔

[@AmandaBee]

18:30 if y'all are actually gonna be "gone forever" after this tour i'm gonna need you to tell us NOW so i have time to mentally prepare for that I am so serious

[@nicole-tv6qw]

phil calling jedward national treasures when they're literally irish... the colonisers got us again lads :((

[@calliope720]

And then calling that Scottish tiktok "aggressively British" - Dan and Phil are colonizing all over the place today

[@WishGender]

maybe he meant national treasures of Ireland? :/

[@nicole-tv6qw]

@@WishGender lol that's wishful thinking, i fear they simply forget sometimes

[@nicole-tv6qw]

@@calliope720 literally sending them back to school for history lessons cmon boys...

[@stormagedon3852]

tbf they got famous from a uk talent show so ig he probably meant it in the same way people consider the killers to be a national icon with mr brightside

[@cjacobs100]

14:15 the face journeys here are incredible

[@Mara_1337]

The 16:15 "got all of them" absolutely made me lose it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKIN GET REKT I CAN'T HAHA The spongebob sound with it, too haha

[@manicmax7909]

“I am peachless!” During the dog/cat mixup was sooooo funny!! ty super seizer 🙏

[@AlfieHorrill-Richards]

petition for d&p to do the “best friend handshake” on tour with wire harnesses

[@ylissebian]

LOVE a video where phil puts dan in a saw trap. thank you jigsaw lester for striking again

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Jigsaw Lester is amazing (no pun intended but)

[@andjelajelic3421]

It makes me so happy to watch you guys so much happier and more comfortable. I've been watching your videos since 2015 you guys basically raised me! All of this is healing my inner child

[@larousse1]

Dan most 33 year old men would kill to have that amount of hair please keep it that length or even an inch longer as much as possible it looks so good!

[@ninayasmijn]

i LOVE that they watched the mad about 9 quid ice cream girl. literally one of my favourites.

[@sierraeve4556]

"BET HE CAN 'EAR ME" A girl after my own heart.

[@cordsmi1280]

Why can I actually not stop laughing at “peachless”??

[@PixiePollen]

IM FREAKING OUT THAT TYE BABY CLIP WAS A STITCH FROM PEACH PRC 😭 was staring at my tv begging for them to discover peach prc

[@que1102]

so was i 😩

[@moonlight_dulcet]

okay but that dolphin one is actually true. there have been times where a dolphin has attempted to mate with a human

[@russkayas_]

Phil you are RIGHT to be in your butter and bread phase lol it's the best phase

[@shaelav.7611]

The snort at Creatmty 😂 Phil has converted Dan to the TikTok life

[@WriteUnread]

4:12 americans don't understand the hotel meme bc here there are sensors in the hotel fridge and if you take anything out they'll auto-charge you for it

[@WishGender]

exactly 💀💀💀

[@vynsanthemum]

14:36 phil: i wasn't being a perv!! dan: (is currently being a perv)

[@daisydo123456]

Hearing Phils proper northern accent slip back in every now and then makes me smile so much💕 1:00