Forcing ELVES to Fight Like MEN in Total Warhammer 3

[@Corsharkgaming]

1:41 Dark Elves are High Elves after 5000 years of nonstop inbreeding, as opposed to High Elves, who are High Elves after 7000 years of nonstop inbreeding.

[@sassyviking6003]

It's not thatmuch though. 5000 years is what, 4 generations?

[@Caesar_1415]

Ummmm

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@sassyviking6003probably why the don’t look like mutants

[@MrGofyaself]

Does that mean the dark elves will go back to being high elves after 2000 years of nonstop inbreeding?

[@steveglynn1006]

@@MrGofyaself Literally the plot of the End Times

[@rogofos]

2:55 "aight boyz, e're fightin' long earz, betta hide in da forest, from da arrowz" half a minute later: "wat da Mork???"

[@diegogrunt6758]

Elves from BrilliantStupidity: Range attack is overrated 🗿

[@robocop1279]

Fun fact, Alastor the white lion was actually made by a kid through make a wish back befor warhammer 2 came out, CA flew him out to their office and had the kid design a lord and if im remembering correctly it was basically the kids dnd character (Kid's name was Alistair, and from what I can tell, he's been in remission since 2020)

[@aleturano1052]

That's sweet, and also a legit cool design

[@95DarkFire]

CA-Designer: "Ok, you want an elven warrior with a...pelt. a lion pelt. A white one. That's a bit unusual, but doable. Now, should he have a sword or a bow? Oh, maybe a spear?" Kid: "No! He has a giant axe!" Designer: >internally screaming< "Ok, why not?"

[@joaogomes9405]

@@95DarkFire White lions of Chrace were a thing already

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

​@@95DarkFireElves also use halberds too (based choice)

[@liamcullen3035]

@@joaogomes9405 Yes, that's probably why the designer is screaming in the joke. Because the lord is very similar to what exists already :P

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

>make dwarves with ranged weapons only >make elves with melee weapons only This man is truly built different

[@susaac9755]

What's next, Khorne magic only?

[@TeemoQuinton]

@@susaac9755 MAGIC FOR THE MAGIC GOD

[@TheGreatThicc]

​@@susaac9755 Tzeentch melee only

[@joe-583]

@@susaac9755 Yeah, play as Valkia but only recruit sorcerers! But they insist they're not wizards, they're "priests of Khorne" who "unleash manifestations of Khorne's fury" by praying to him.

[@wowdude4377]

I mean, dwarves are kinda known for their ranged units. Not as much as elves but just as much. Makes perfect sense to me.

[@victorcaldera249]

Eastern Colonies: (watching this unfold while sipping drinks on the beach) man its a good thing everyone forgets about us, just living the life.

[@ballpro126]

Lmao, was my last thought about the video. *Hmmm, I wonder what those Eastern Colonies High Elves are going to think when they finally reconnect with the rest of Ulthuan only to realize they've turned into short lived barbarians...*

[@alfadasfire]

*Achktually* you forgot a faction of High Elves. They are on the island group underneath where Kugath starts, in the Eastern Colonies. Tor Elasor they are called. Regadless, fun video!

[@lordcaedus8713]

I plan on doing an Old World army of high elves painted like Tor Elasor, to represent how much of a menace they were to Queek and Kroq Gar on the Vortex map when wh2 was first released.

[@littlemelon3932]

Was just thinking that like at the end showing all his territory and then not the buggy eastern colonies

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

"For Unga and Bunga" Tyrion heir of Aenarion before causing the Donut Civil War

[@lewiszhou4056]

Forcing Elves to fight like men: All melee Meanwhile: Karl Franz driving around in his Panzer Division, Mao Ying spamming sky junks and crossbows.

[@deathtrooper7760]

The Franzer Division a bain for every army and fortress.

[@blugger]

What's weird is that High elf (Helf) melee does NOT joke around If you want wimpy, flimsy cowards (apart from a few lords), you want Welves

[@davidb3155]

"They are the Franzer elite!'

[@eleemaeli1830]

3:11 goblin pin pong PERFECT GODLY DIVINE MANTHING

[@tharkun2872]

Some might say the ragdoll effects are to much but seeing all these creatures fly after getting hit by bigger creatures is just fun to watch, they really deserve credit for the whole animations

[@myawsomebox]

>ramps up militarization and martial combat focus of the High Elves, >Unites (almost) all of the complacent and weak-willed High Elf factions under his iron fisted rule through brutal displays of force and merciless punishment of his enemies >Crushes the enemies of the High Elves with overwhelming force and melee rushdown tactics, essentially doing to them what they thought they were going to be doing the High Elves >Not only Successfully pushes all of the Druchii off of Ulthuan, but also manages to push into their territory, >Actually manages to get the sword of Khaine without being assassinated (or teamkilled) uses it to castrate Malekith, >Leaves the Doctor Doom Wannabe and his faction just barely alive so that he can continue to not only beat the shit out of him, but also dunk on him by being a better successor to his daddy Aenarion’s Legacy than he ever was. This is basically just Tethlis II: Tethlis Harder. I can only imagine that the crazy bastard is cackling madly up in elf heaven in this timeline, as he watches Malekith cry himself to sleep every night.

[@Never_heart]

So you are telling me he accurately recreated Tyrion from the end times, only a lot more focussed?

[@joshday4789]

Watching Warhammer 3 while I play warhammer 3🤠

[@Barb0nius]

Yeehaw

[@loowick4074]

Adhd

[@justinsteele6308]

i do this with this game and aoe4 and some 🌿and some others as well and sometimes, sometimes i try to click in the other games units and it takes a second

[@Fehorder]

Same energy as Watching bg3 while playing bg3

[@ciaralich]

as you do

[@ThishandlefeatureISdumb]

Meanwhile the high elves on the Eastern Colonies: “nobody tell Tyrion we exist alright?”

[@dodojesus4529]

@@ThishandlefeatureISdumb we are now "humans but better" everyone weqr a stupid hat

[@BobMcBobJr]

"Naturally, this was a close victory" I think I remember a Legend of Total War battle where he killed over 4000 enemies and lost a single archer and it was deemed a pyrrhic victory because he used all his ammo.

[@philkim8297]

@BobMcBobJr that's hilarious. People say he cheeses. I've watched some of his vids and I have no idea how he pulled off some of his victories.

[@Nesssox]

You forgot about the island elves that everyone forget exists, south of ku'gath are a set of islands where they live.

[@sks5462]

The meme stay strong

[@Nikusarusan]

i never forget them

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

They just smell so similar, y’know, because they’re KNIFE EARS

[@thyond89]

best game I ever had with Tyrion he had 1500 kills at the end and was at 500 hp. He is so stupidly easy to make insaine with all of his quest gear having ward save and being so close to the sword of khaine

[@NaimHrustanovic]

Pah! Of all the races... We literally have Martial Prowess as a trait! Who fights like the elves? Nobody! Handmaiden, bring me my napkin. I think it's time for my daily mournful weep...

[@bethelgeiser8748]

Men do not fight without any range. Men are asking "WhErE's ThAt ArTiLlErY?!!"

[@historyafficionado478]

I want to see the opposite too, make the Empire fight like twinks xD

[@jackermis3104]

0:01 dear lord

[@valenking4862]

And there is more

[@himbowitch2271]

Ya know strangely enough an army of melee only twinks with a lord that's nigh unbeatable in combat is pretty N'kari coded

[@bezyn2291]

When you`re high on Sword of Khaine.

[@retroicdescent]

"This is your brain on Sword of Khaine."

[@rhysjones7061]

an elf crying about slannessh, pure pottery

[@Djiimon]

Idea for Halloween: Tomb Kings with Basic Skeletons Only and Ultimate Crisis Mode enabled.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Staunch line of spears, as Cheesus Christ intended.

[@jeromethibault2207]

Meanwhile in the eastern colony… stay here is vision is based on mouvement …

[@BarokaiRein]

High-Elves are a proud warrior race with staunch lines of spears.

[@howizon2318]

I love how your style of making warhammer videos evolved!

[@Barb0nius]

"Stupid Knife Ears try to do something respectable gor once"

[@Mr.Mosquito89]

The introductory segment is like the Rosetta Stone for " Orky fink'in'," that's pretty impressive unto itself.

[@pasttenseofdraw5791]

cant wait to see this staunch line of spears in action

[@halvarianknight4477]

"Tyrion? SMASH." *Sounds of entire armies being demolished*

[@Emsarrev]

Didn't expect to hear "CUMGOBLINS" blasted straight into my ears today but it's a welcome surprise

[@miguelpp8342]

12:05 Twinks cast fire blast Men drops napalm bombs.

[@princeamongkings343]

Those Wood Elves are still laughing at you from their trees though

[@fotppd1475]

0:05 I can't help but feel a potential for a Looney tunes reference with Yosemite Sam saying "...WELL I SPEAK LOOOOOOOUD AND I CARRY A BIIIIIIIIIGGER STICK! AND I USE IT TOO" was wasted there.

[@RitsyReelz]

Hmmm... Hates Slaanesh. Wants everyone to fight in melee. Hates "magic" but then when they use a totally not magic firey sword they excuse it as okay... This is a Khorne playthrough with extra steps and I'm all for watching it. Even as a filthy dedicated Slaanesh main who despises the high elves, I very much enjoyed this video. Your content is awesome and always fun to watch!

[@MegaNever2010]

Oof, missed a whole faction of High Elves hiding out south of Ku'gaths start. Also to be fair about Tyrions magic, it comes out of a sword, that basically makes it melee.

[@rockyrain2120]

Is that Fire Emblem music in the background? Heck yea!

[@sleepykojirou8468]

So we’re aren’t gonna tell him that there is another elven faction in the the south of the eastern continent due south from the Haunted woods that Ghorst starts in?

[@geraldballinger6428]

in game elves are basic archers but in tv shows and movies they are the most badass and epic archers with mystical powers you've ever seen like legolas

[@Dengoru]

8:06 excuse me?! how was that not decisive AT THE MINIMUM??

[@zoso8700]

Dude these keep getting better and better, keep up the great work

[@mrbigpumpkin]

This made me think of another cool challenge idea. Only ranged units, but only melee mode. I think that would actually make hybrid units somewhat impressive for once.

[@Ramelousy]

Elves fighting like Men? God please don't wake me up from this dream.

[@thearmysandwich0001]

I truly love the editing skills 😊

[@noorabraham2921]

Love your content Mr stupidity always seems to brighten my day during these troubling times

[@lewiszhou4056]

10:35: Brilliant Stupidity to N'kari and Slannesh Demonette: "Fuck you" N'kari and Demonette: Yes please

[@kalumdleny5811]

bro u are the funniest total war content creator out there love it man keep it up

[@venomcookie320]

Nice I really liked your script good job

[@Manslayer-eo1nh]

Hey, actually a melee only high elves run. Never expected that to happen.

[@simoncodrington]

Another great one mate ❤ keep these ones coming!

Your editing reaches new levels every video. I did not expect laughing so much watching a _Total War_ video.

[@phillipillum552]

Nice now do it with the Empire💀💀💀

[@SpitefulSoviet]

Your commentary is 100 % on point, hitting perfect timing every fucking joke. Thanks for almost ending me. Bonus points for the wrll placed dancing routines.

[@joe-583]

I think it would be really fun to see a gnoblar-only campaign. Someone also suggested a goblin spider-only campaign and I think that would be cool too

[@redsol3629]

"Poor bloody infantry" crumbled Haskeer Stryke hit him with a swift kick "Don't you forget it!"

[@stevel.3903]

your production value goes through the roof with this one! Keep'em coming (like your pointy-eared masses with knives).

[@inductivegrunt94]

The only true way to play Elves. When you're forced to play Elves to begin with.

[@TheDeathby2]

Tyrion hard carries the cool factor of the high elves.

[@magnuskno]

Meanwhile in Tor Elasor: "Don't breathe too loudly, guys!"

[@Sapphic_girlie]

Wooooo twink wrestling!! Let's goooooo!!!! 💪💪

[@heraut]

I loved the amount of wits and vitriol put into this video! ^^

[@timothymoore8549]

This is by far your most unhinged rambling to date. Amazing

[@seanhennessy3968]

12:00 Finally, a challenge run that arbitrarily *removes* restrictions that weren't in the title

[@blubboi4446]

Great video bro your edits are getting really good as well I liked the ping ponged goblin

[@1grijzejager1]

Your edditing style and vids are great! Keep it up!

[@spookyface4304]

A formidable line of staunch elf spears!!!!

[@Pimmy22]

Great video Brain Thing Man! Appreciate the effort you put into these

[@pickaweapon]

I'm so happy you make videos, makes it so I can enjoy this game without ever buying it 🤣

[@dontgankmebruv7273]

19:00 factions with no settlements will usually attack the nearest settlement to not die of attrition that is triggered by zero settlements

[@doublea106]

You missed a group of about 3 high elf archer colonies out in the sea of dread. They chillin on their islands

[@Blutwind]

8:08 of course it was a Close victory. After all you beat them in Meele, meele is by definition close.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

This man saw “Staunch Line of Spears” and thought he could do better. And of yeah, he did a lot better.

[@ricardoantunes503]

your format of videos is crazy good. Would be nice may be more like 30s for each battle you used. but crazy work bro, genius

[@YouCaughtCzars]

The writing in this episode was top-shelf. I was grinning like Tyrion after one of his [REDACTED] the entire time. 5/7, the perfect score.

[@ScrapComputer]

What editing software are you using mate? You've really improved.

[@fanfanlatulipe8369]

You forgot the elfs in their island in south east

[@Wolfheart-5262]

Ah damn, 0:32 sounds like i am an elf but i‘ve always seen more more like a halfling…

[@Wolfheart-5262]

I dont think i‘ve heard this guy talk about femboys and twinks that much EVER

[@mafiamais8359]

You forgot the High Elves on the islands to the east of the southlands!

[@obeezy5951]

Probably wont see this as I'm late to a new video of yours for the first time (and my since it's my first comment on your channel), but i enjoy the new snappier editing a lot! It works very well, and i dont think im missing too much either. Helps make a distinction between your main and second channel videos

[@thomasedgar8612]

man, ya forgot the entire bottom left elven faction

[@Stxrend]

The Tyrion magic thirst trap made my day that was hilarious dude

[@not4reasons847]

Isn't there another high elf city in the middle of the Sea of Dread?

[@СемёнИвакин-ъ1ц]

You forgot elves who live on islands under Kugath!

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

You forgot the elves at the bottom right of the map :D

[@iniudan]

There still a high elves colony that you missed, Tor Elasor, which is the group of island to the SW of Ind.

[@smokefire3]

it always amazes me you get ANYTHING done while under the influence of a moustache.

[@Calexipeni]

you missed one. In the "indian ocean"

[@МаксимМогильник-ф1х]

Funny thing there was 1 more high elven faction, on the bottom right of the map there is group of small islands which count as 1 province and are elven colonies

[@dubuyajay9964]

I'll have to remember that trick of attacking a general outside a city to force the whole force to deploy.

[@svedjebrand1158]

I remeber watching your first ever videos, and they are equaly as GOATED as these ones

[@Sergeant_Crecker]

I was eating and first thing i saw - giant green thing shitting on people. Thanks dude.

[@subatomicseal7789]

>"Elves are cowards for fighting from range" >Most popular video is dwarfs with guns only

[@jacekczerwonka6014]

Dude is high on Tyrionade xD. But tbh, good job man

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 I think our talking brain just subscribed all his elves to become khorne worshippers

[@deftheocelot9125]

subscribed the instant he implied an elf princess was engaging in relations with horses holy shit

[@firedeath21]

have you thought about doing whip only slaanesh? you would be able to use infantry with whips, that one cavalry with whips and all chariots including the woc one because I am pretty sure the driver has a whip.

[@gusbrowner4089]

its like ye ol proverb says. "modern problems require outdated and ineffective solutions because fuck elves" -this post was made by the dwarf gang

[@NotAValveGame]

Every single clause of the TOS? That’s impressive

[@brawleypatton4499]

The Jordan peterson Disco Elysium interaction was too good to be that short of a frame