Our First Celebrity Rejection - Ep. 54

[@bigsoup9341]

Poob went from looking like a professional business man to someone i would avoid at the gas station

[@thegreatkhan3191]

Accurate

[@elgringofeo9348]

Dude looks like he would sell crack at you or ask for crack from you

[@5days61]

@@elgringofeo9348 I hate when people sell crack at me

[@MustangWWII]

That car crash story was fucking hilarious. Shout out to Poob for risking his life for podcast stories.

[@hovokovo5570]

On site reporter papa poob on the streets of Indiana getting the hottest scoops

[@billiamcaprisun428]

Let's be real he did it because he's a lollygagging drunkard

[@richardhunter3441]

Time stamp?

[@ROTHAILITHIN]

@@richardhunter3441 16:00

[@kevynwolf]

I want to see Poob eventually totally buried in little characters, to the point where it's a chore to keep his face visible lmfao

[@Ashephalt]

I also want to see him buried in little characters, but mentally. He shouldn’t know where poob ends and his lies begin.

[@hovokovo5570]

@@Ashephalt abso-fucking-lutly I need that

[@fr4me.01]

at the going rate it should be next episode. 2 max

[@squashh]

Well, there you go

[@Dylan-ej4ew]

@@fr4me.01 is e rq P

[@WorldofSoupS]

Do an episode where the cast of Forehead Fables and Gamer Hole are all present in the same call but doing 2 different podcasts while not acknowledging each other but still being simultaneous episodes

[@Fish_King]

That’s one of those ideas that is really comical In thought but that would be fucking horrible in practice.

[@relaxedchads3310]

@@Fish_King Exactly why it should be done

[@AdarinMonk]

Do you think it'd be funnier if they could hear each other and just stumble over each other trying to say something at the same time every time they say something, OR if they muted each other on their end, and had an extra guy in the call recording the entire thing as the two separate groups go along with their day doing a regular old podcast episode? I'm more for the first than the second, especially if the interrupted one pauses for a half second every time.

[@hunterjolliff3250]

@@Fish_King can’t be worse than what it is now

[@JackHGUK]

Fuck this tickled me

[@VossLikeTheWater]

I've always seen Poob as a pretty tragic character, but to find out that his ass lives in Indiana is probably the saddest part of story.

[@shlongus8767]

It sucks here

[@Ashephalt]

He goes on nightly drunken benders hoping to die. Hence crashing the scooter and getting in a drunk lady’s car.

[@SaintLumbridge]

Yeah it sucks there. I moved to a different state 5 months ago and never want to go back

[@VossLikeTheWater]

@@Ashephalt thats not an Indiana thing, that's just being drunk and horny.

[@Royal_Fortune]

Not only that I know where that wildcats hat is from because my hometown is the wildcat team. His hat is a massive clue!

[@Jonesy11798]

Haley Joel Osment once film a video of his friend putting a dog into a plastic bag and beating it around until finally throwing it down the stairs. Will post proof unless he comes on the podcast

[@jvrIRL]

Stallts lightly seasoned resentment is the secret recipe to this podcast.

[@scoopsthesecond656]

Sam shows us how spiteful he can be by creating an entire episode because someone rejected him.

[@dolphin8815]

Sam doesn't control the podcast, Sam does.

[@theaman42069]

@@dolphin8815 I see what you did there.

[@stirlingmcdougall7364]

if he made an episode every time someone rejected him this would be episode 548 and the podcast would just be about abby

[@shy221]

same energy as all those taylor swift breakup songs

[@LiMCRiMZ]

@@stirlingmcdougall7364 remember episode 1? This whole podcast was supposed to be Sam complaining about his marriage.

[@pieduke4143]

I hope this podcast lasts for a long time, I enjoy it so much.

[@OUSTET]

Only podcast I really enjoy anymore tbh

[@LiMCRiMZ]

@@OUSTET the only one I've ever enjoyed lmao

[@TheAthreosPriest]

Same

[@WhyGodby]

im so happy Janglin Jared in the back still giving the best skull Rickedy Randy is EVER gonna get

[@blue_doggey]

yes bro!

[@Tester-sh1mn]

The best skull? Dudes been sucked off for two weeks now and still bone dry...

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

I'm actually pretty happy to hear that Scabs doesn't have to work at a job she doesn't like. Sam can bask in her presence 24/7, 365.

[@johnjim557]

Found Abby's boyfriend

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

@@johnjim557 lmao well done. That one got me.

[@liquidchris4147]

@@johnjim557 this community always finds a way to shit on Samuel lmao

[@BigGucciCholo]

@@liquidchris4147 you reap what you sow lol

[@PapiBenz]

Okay Bryan is definitely leaning into the “your room is getting emptier” joke cuz he literally just has a bed in there now lmao

[@Ivor8]

No blanket too, "Bryan" is a maniac.

[@DeafSeth]

Soon it'll just be a padded cell in the background

[@midgetman4206]

It's been like that since the first time he's shown it. In fact, it looks better here due to the addition of light

[@podrick8823]

Bryan looks more and more like a viewer watching the podcast live

[@aliakdogan9426]

haahah true

[@igotno_username1739]

I think you should pay Bryan per word. That way he'll say more than 20 words in a 90 minute podcast

[@jonsno3688]

Facts he’s useless now just snickers and says yea

[@exmachina2600]

He was more confident and talkative without the face cam I think.

[@jonsno3688]

@@exmachina2600 I’ve said that so many times you are correct sir

[@SSOTADOTEXE]

He was actually pretty talkative this podcast

[@jonsno3688]

@@SSOTADOTEXE lol seriously ?

[@johnnyx4267]

13:40 so wait, Poob told the guy who was simping for the girl the name of the podcast? then he just casually says that she said (probably in confidence) that she had to "friendzone him hard"?! 15:38 yup, he said "between us" and this is a public episode?!?! next episode may have a spicy story UPDATE: alright the chapters are back, time to get to work on this Ep Stalltt

[@Ashephalt]

Poob is slowly sowing distrust and hatred throughout his community, and I couldn’t be more proud.

[@user-pn3mw7rx1s]

Look at the first podcast he was in, before he was a co-host. He's smiling, in his fancy suit, in his nice room, with his nice hair. Then look at him now, with his overgrown facial hair, mullet, and a general truck driver look. This is what sam has done to this poor little man.

[@lilgamedev]

The story with poob in the car wreck had me in tears

[@SonofSpewy]

The person who gets forgotten is honestly kind of an underrated villain power, you could do some fucked up shit with that if you wanted to

[@Saganax]

poob should get another promotion and take 100% of the podcast profits, this is his podcast now

[@Fish_King]

I don’t know about 100%, but maybe 60/40 in Poobs favor. Brian doesn’t deserve pay.

[@Ashephalt]

@@Fish_King come on, you look at Bryan’s cute little face and tell me he doesn’t deserve pay.

[@alekm.3512]

I was listening to this on the car and as soon as Poob brought up the car crash I hydroplaned at a roundabout into a curb

[@richardhunter3441]

You ok bro?

[@__Smile]

Rest in peace Alek M. Can't believe it's already been a year since we lost you. 💔

[@memedealermikey]

Haley Joel Osment one time got his security to beat the shit out of me for asking for his autograph. Then proceeded to invite my girlfriend whom was with me over to his house and threatened our son’s life once she refused. True story

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Hell yeah it's a true story, I was there! I was the guy smoking the virginia slims cigarette reading the news paper on the street corner. I saw it all go down in a matter of 8 puffs from my virginia slim. I was going to help but..I only put my cigarette out when I'm about to go to back to prison and I'm 𝙣𝙤𝙩 going back to prison. So. Sorry that happened to you dude. True story. I wasn't aware that Haley Joel Osment could take that kind of impact to the side of the head like he did because you did land a pretty solid connection to the left side of his head before his security...ya know. But the girth of his head, just absorbed it. I wasn't expecting that. He just shook his head and said "It's angry anal afternoon!!" And then he ran off with uh...with your lady friend there. Never seen anything like it.

[@RecordedMercury]

I would have been really depressed if she would have even considered Haley Joey Osment, man. I'm just built different I wouldn't got the shit beat out of me tho

[@Garbly420]

take a shot every time bryan laughs and says yeah

[@joaquin6471]

Sam we’re still waiting on PsychicPebbles baby, pull some strings man get him on. I will settle for Nakey Jakey however.

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

does anyone even know where nakey jakey is? he hasn't posted in over a year

[@joaquin6471]

@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 He will return my child, just believe

[@Rock_Wilson]

I want poob as a guest on oneyplays

[@joaquin6471]

@@Rock_Wilson He would fit in so perfectly

[@bad3216]

@@Rock_Wilson the real mans dream

[@Lyon1992]

I like the part where they talked. Good Episode.

[@haydong5182]

Tool sucks

[@Gaming_master1020]

Timestamp?

[@swivelskittle3926]

Stalltt's little comments add so much to the overall experience. He's like the Statler and Waldorf of the Forehead Fables Muppets show, bashing the cast and crew with witty remarks.

[@codyquinton9187]

audio listeners would love it

[@JayTraversJT]

It may be hard to only listen to this podcast but it's fucking glorious to watch - never change.

[@travus111]

I would love to see a guest just nope out middle of the pod, that would be great

[@antonionavarrete9317]

Give it time, it’s bound to happen eventually and I think they’re looking forward to it as much as we are lol

[@l.bakker7563]

Swaggersouls almost did I feel like. Personally I would like to see a guest where the hosts just nope out.

[@scrums4748]

@@l.bakker7563 its funny how put off swagger is when his whole shtick is that he’s overbearing and offensive. pretty hypocritical if you ask me. or maybe that attests to the brand of humor sam has.

[@l.bakker7563]

@@scrums4748 Swaggersouls humour is more like loud=funny and anything offensive is funny which definitely has an audience for it. I used to love the misfits when i was 16/17. Sams humour is just on a different plane of existence. I have no words.

[@scrums4748]

@@l.bakker7563 you're completely right. Used to watch him at 16/17 stopped thinking he was that funny since then.

[@reddybear8506]

Poon killed it this episode. Especially when he said HJO is "cute, like a kid is" 😮🤐🤣

[@some-replies]

Really enjoying rewatching these.

[@rinkashikachi]

Same

[@evilbeckalonian]

Poob is carrying this pod cast . Bryan needs to overcome that Canadian work ethic and start throwing some heaters.

[@Tester-sh1mn]

“Only person with a face fatter than his facial features”, Sam obviously hasn’t had a look at Charlie Kirk recently...

[@StoneCorazon]

Or Paymoneywubby

[@nouidle]

Or Alison Pill

[@thecaptain29]

Charlie Kirk is the most annoying snob in the world in real life. I met him last year at CPAC, he's a giant douche, totally fake.

[@richardhunter3441]

@@thecaptain29 duh

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Bryan was about to confess some kinks and poob hit him with "let's just move on"

[@facemonger66]

Well, that was the cleanest ending this podcast has ever had.

[@WanyoOnSomething]

How does Poob look fly but at the same time looks like he’d scam me in NYC?

[@sirshrooma]

Poob calling for the Amish to be contained by an electric fence was a genius paradox and it got steamrolled (1:19:34 for context)

[@AverageYoutubeGhost]

Showed this podcast to my girlfriend thinking it would be chill…. I think women universally hate this podcast…

[@Ashephalt]

This podcast is the opposite of a pussy magnet.

[@jonsno3688]

@@Ashephalt facts

[@Ihopeitsnottoobig]

False my friend. Me and my girlfriend love it.

[@jonsno3688]

@@Ihopeitsnottoobig you got a cool chick

[@midgetman4206]

@@Ihopeitsnottoobig You are the exception.

[@scotz8298]

Glad to see the skeletons are still going at it strong

[@Idothinkysaurus]

Poob looks more and more like a movie caricature every episode. It's kind of awesome.

[@therexman1234]

Ah finally, the crack rock to my glass pipe

[@ArmandoTheWanderer]

His face stayed 10 while his head grew 10 fold

[@Ilikepie-oq6ew]

Poob really working for his paycheck this podcast

[@chillinkillua2421]

Oh god what had my life come to when i only feel joy when i see a forehead fables in my feed

[@raphaelcosta1293]

When we have the wheeze we know the podcast gonna be good

[@t00schw1fty9]

i listened to this at work on spotify, then i wanted to show my friend a segment on a specific episode but i was too baked and forgot so i just played the video version of this lol

[@richardhunter3441]

Cool bro

[@mirnasimmi4901]

Bro animorphs was amazing. That one alien lizard that looks like Godzilla's Gigan was so cool

[@jjt-l5c]

I’ve been told I look like Haley Joel Osment and I loved starting this podcast. It made me laugh so hard.

[@jonsno3688]

Damn I’m sorry fam

[@nathanresendez4034]

Poob is going to become a Dreadnought from Warhammer 40k in the name of posture

[@-Kepka]

Next forehead fables is going to be sponsored by the Blackwater Private Military company

[@MoringAfterStar]

Being a hero were everyone forgets you exist once you break eye contact is literally the main character of Fallout 4 during sneak.

[@jjt-l5c]

I’m genuinely happy for Sam. He’s been working hard to be as successful as he is.

[@nuclearwaste1016]

Honestly I fucking love this podcast, only one I've ever watched every episode of

[@wesmane_]

I don’t see why anyone would willingly go on this podcast

[@Jackson6]

they say any press is good press, but you don’t want to be included in this press

[@xdrkushx5421]

Boredom bro, shits crazy

[@cfvb2416]

This is the only podcast I've ever listened to and the best podcast I've ever listened to

[@richardhunter3441]

Then it’s also the worst

[@cfvb2416]

@@richardhunter3441 shit

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

*Opens bag of chips* *Eats in two hand-fulls* "That was just enough to piss me off"

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Wait...so Poob in the end helped the friend zoned guy. Because he left with her in her car, she immediately got in that crash and then he goes back in the bar and tells the guy who was friend zoned. Causing him to hit her up with worry. Accidental wingman. That's like some Anger Management shit with Nicholson and Sandler.

[@richardhunter3441]

What a bad dumb movie that was

[@swyft1872]

When I listen without visuals I like to let my mind fill in the blanks. The funniest part is when I get to watch the podcast for the first time and find that my visualization of what's happening is usually a lot less horrific

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

Deadlifts, done correctly, and other back exercises like rowing have a high success rate in fixing back pain. Deadlifts, done incorrectly, will permanently damage your spinal discs and possibly nerves.

[@finntraynor3904]

Haley Joel Osment is a washed up has been, unless he comes on next week in which case he is one of my all time favourite actors

[@WickedChild95]

31:00 just goes off on animorphs lol

[@lairyhegs9956]

Scary stories to tell in the dark scared tf outta me as a kid in elementary. My teacher recommended it to me. The movie was solid too

[@AnyHeroBlake]

Poob be lookin' like the family friendly discount Dr Disrespect

[@syl6k666]

I love how Bryan is always laughing at the cursed shit these two manlets are saying 😂

[@kaitlinpond1214]

I feel that poob. What a way to end my first patreon podcast, with a witch cackle out loud 👏

[@DrixPunk]

i think poob being on this podcast is his cry for help, slowly being consumed by drugs and we keep laughing at him

[@zachlasseter9788]

Have stallt as a guest, then immediately reveal his face. It just gets my gears going to know that pervert is walking around incogneetus.

[@jonsno3688]

What

[@squashh]

@@jonsno3688 fetus

[@delskif1425]

I got a couple regulars who get little red Virginia slims everytime I work, and camel blues are another choice I've seen a lot

[@rivulose8362]

41:00 “come again, oh o will” got me

[@umadbro7831]

I love all the sunny quotes poob makes that go unnoticed lol.

[@SeeBarjon]

Scary stories in the dark was fucking terrifying as a kid

[@RecklessRuin]

32:45 Being forgotten every time someone stops looking at you would suck for a hero but it would be dam handy for a villain. All you to to do to get away from the police is get out of line of sight and they'll forget what they were doing haha

[@rachelstout6186]

I knew the very second he said "candy place in FL that is remaking some old candy" he was talking about Lofty Persuits. I love that channel.

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

Yo Poob you need stars in that sky. Every time I'm outside at night there's stars in the sky.

[@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa]

There is a an XMAN called “Skin” his mutation is that he has three square feet of extra skin. This is stupid not only because only because it’s not a superpower, but also because there are actual real-life mutants with more extra skin than that.

[@MonsteR_NuggetS]

Poob looks like a columbian coke smuggler from the 80s

[@BIGJUICE221]

Gotta be my favorite episode yet. That flaming mullet is a thing of legend

[@soggycracker5934]

Mind you. North Central Florida is amazing. Most of the counties(aside from Alachua) have very low crime, and small towns. It's mostly cows and trees.

[@chrisbenavides5137]

Take a shot every time poob says like

[@jackspeed8540]

I love how Sam tried to sneak that hit in close to the end😂😂

[@EthanEW]

The highlight of this episode was Bryans Teams notifications going off every once in a while.

[@mmonge954]

"What is my purpose" - Poob-

[@ethanilsley9496]

Not gonna lie these podcast in the past couple months have just been a cluster fuck. Everyone talking over each other screaming but I’m a special needs teacher so I feel right at home listening to it

[@PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins]

I rode the short bus so I also feel like I'm being brought home

[@gagekellstrom3978]

This is everything I want in a podcast, an utter fucking clusterfuck

[@richpianafanclub7221]

You know in the back of my mind I've kinda always thought about being a tard wrangler it seems fun but I'm sure it gets old pretty quick

[@JoeKurr5]

This is what I want

[@MrNuDiEnIxOn]

And poob sinks to another level of madness.

[@deaddzzeddyy2920]

Love ya Sam, been here since day one and i'ma be here till i die

[@Lvndaaa]

the ending got me good. i totally feel it too Poob

[@Wolf-dx1cl]

The fact that Poob's camera didn't come on until after the story made it even better

[@literallyjustabean8635]

I fell asleep to a playlist of these podcasts and I woke up racist and I had my virginity back

[@Riley3999]

33:00 The only person who van remember Forget Me Not is Professor X and that's only cause he made a psychic alarm in his brain to remind him.

[@Victor-tf8md]

The bumps on mountains in skiing areas in Europe we call them off-pits which is basically like simulated areas made to feel when skiing on as you are off the Tracks and you Can train on them to make sure that you stay on your feet and to manage controlling the rough terrain and bumps. Btw never heard that They were called What poob called them

[@kyleblose8857]

The amazon sex position, morphed with the rival podcast, the gamerhole, was the funniest few minutes ever on this.

[@zoom8887]

Alfred Molina looks like Sam, Poob, and Bryan combined.

[@Vogurt]

Poob that jacket goes absolutely fucking monumentally insane crazy.

[@killerpumpkin4394]

poob carries this show now

[@badw01f23]

This is my favorite podcast. I always end up laughing my ass off

[@buds4206]

i had to pause at 42:57 so i could take a breath

[@WHO-xi4zp]

As a audio listener this episodes was probably one of the best. Now time to watch it to see how much I missed.

[@KodyRay]

AUDIO LISTENER: If you guys talk about visual gags the whole time, I will 100% always finish the podcast on Spotify and then rewatch the whole thing on KZbin

[@itswindle1580]

Double the views. Truly Sam is a man of the shekel.

[@riverstray831]

Dune on HBO Max I thought it was good that feels slow in a way it definitely left a huge cliffhanger for a second part

[@Guaguadeath]

*I really want some mozzarella sticks now*

[@DizZzaMcOwnage]

Dank

[@Royal_Fortune]

Poob talking about Sam doxxing himself while wearing a Wildcats hat and saying he’s from Indiana…

[@JoeKurr5]

As if saying the state your in is doxxing yourself, try to look for one singular person in a state, you’ll come to find it like trying to find a needle in a hay stack, except harder.

[@Royal_Fortune]

@@JoeKurr5 I would agree with you if it weren’t for the hat I specifically mentioned. You see, I’m from Indiana and I know what town that he got that hat in because it’s my hometown.

[@JoeKurr5]

@@Royal_Fortune saying your town is also not doxxing yourself, try looking through an entire town for one person, doxxing yourself is giving away your Address.

[@Royal_Fortune]

@@JoeKurr5 dude its not that deep. It shouldn't really matter. Besides that's more than enough info to SIGNIFICANTLY narrow down any search. Besides the point isn't to doxx Poob, it's that he's talking about Sam "doxxing" himself with about the same information he "doxxes" himself with all the time. That's the point. I didn't even specifically accuse him of doxxing I just used his own words.

[@JoeKurr5]

@@Royal_Fortune cry about it

[@xXbaker1025Xx]

I love how every intro is just your senile grandfather going on policy tirades

[@thomasrowell938]

Poob be lookin like that dude behind the liquor store buying booze for teens