SUPER AWESOME MEGA CENTENNIAL EPISODE - Ep. 100

[@eelshark12345]

Idk if I can watch this without Bryan sitting in the corner saying nothing the whole time

[@cindrum8344]

i think they should bring listeners on to not say anything but watch as if it's a video, it would at least be more entertainment then Brian

[@rokosoldat9912]

This, but unironically.

[@delskif1425]

​@@cindrum8344nah Bryan's reaction to Sam and poob is crucial, the nose exhales and pen clicks are irreplaceable

[@firewalkwithjuno5421]

​@@delskif1425trueee

[@goofydawg5011]

Shit, I can Lol

[@Preacher_Actual]

Y'know Wendigoon said Bryan looks like he eats women, Bryan has suddenly been absent and they definitely havent mentioned Mia recently either, I think he finally did it

[@andrewmemecias]

Last episode they mentioned her being at his house... but that doesn't mean he hasn't

[@EA97_]

Bryan is done, and not just on twitch

[@Divide33]

@@EA97_what do you mean done? He called it quits?

[@Cactar8]

yuup@@Divide33

[@StuGLyfe]

Honestly, good. She was always really annoying.

[@PR0J3CTW4RRI0R]

This episode was so special Bryan couldn't be bothered to come sit silently in the corner.

[@jeffzkiller3590]

same thing last episode

[@memeconni553ur3]

​@jeffzkiller3590 What do you mean, Bryan was the life of the podcast last episode

[@jeffzkiller3590]

@@memeconni553ur3 looping gif for 2 and a half hours

[@conservativekiwi55612]

​@@memeconni553ur3 this is a zinger if you are a part-to-full-time fan

[@dreamo5478]

Bryan not being here is like showing up to a family reunion and that one uncle you’ve been worried about doesn’t show up.

[@Foggiestbog999]

too on the nose lol

[@atomic_bomba]

Not quite, he isn't shitfaced.

[@blunderless]

ngl these past few episodes i've appreciated and been grateful of his absence. it's so much more quaint when it's sam and poob.

[@tripalink]

i expected some kind of celebration for episode 100, maybe even suits or something. but i think its actually way more fitting and on brand that they not only just did a normal episode, they did an episode missing one member. the true episode 100 were the friends we made along the way

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

You still have expectations for this show?

[@CaptainBlack47]

@@TheWatchfuleye1 I've been watching since day one my only expectations were that this would have ended at episode 4 but here we are and if it ends at this point I may actually do it this time

[@MrHare-rx4jy]

🤝

[@punishedbung4902]

1:16:00 Y’know, it’s weird, both of my dogs wanted to be closer to us when they died. The first to go nuzzled beneath my mother’s thigh as he let out his death rattle, but he was being driven home from the vet and had a heart attack so I dunno. The next to die, though? She went out of her way to be near us during her last few days. On her last day, when she was fading in and out of consciousness, she’d just nudge herself deeper into our laps and arms, and she just… let out one last big sigh and checked out in my mother’s embrace. My breed of dogs are prone to separation anxiety, so maybe that had something to do with it, but maybe it was that we were there safe spaces. It’s sad to see them go, to us, they’re a part of our lives, only here for a fraction of it. But to them? We are their lives. So, with this new dog we got, I’m making sure I give it all of the time in the world. Happy 100th episode, boys. A shame your mother violently exploded in the crematorium.

[@zerker08]

it's cats that go alone. dogs look for you

[@HostileMiniature]

Was a bit worried since this seemed so sincere and heartfelt. But luckily the last sentence fixed that.

[@H56Nooc]

My dog of 13 years passed a week ago. She was doing the same. She would kinda lay down (she was in pain from a tumor in her leg) and then raise her head up to make sure we were still around her, she also wasn't able to walk at the time so we all just crowded around her all day to make her as comfortable as possible and gave her whatever she wanted to eat

[@punishedbung4902]

@@HostileMiniature 👌

[@coltonmurphy6508]

I can’t believe Stallt has had to edit and endure 100+(because of our pay pig episodes) of this disaster. Props to him

[@Bang-ld4be]

We do like our slop

[@jacobp8294]

​@@Bang-ld4benom nom nom nom, I love that slop! Slop slop slop. Please help, help me, please I am scared and I don't know where they have me. Mmm mmm mm I love that slop! Slop!

[@GregoryMcStevens]

​@@jacobp8294jacob please stop

[@anaklngameplayer2549]

Bryan has really been pouring his heart out these past couple of videos

[@ArickMonkey]

Hell yeah! I cant wait until 1000 now!! You guys went above and beyond my expectations!

[@Aaron067]

hell yeahhh, cantt wait until 2063!

[@m-hcv]

I love these super personal sections. Seeing these internet funnymen behave like real people and talk about life and death has something deeply comforting.

[@TigerLaRoar]

Can we get a celebration of some sort after you recover from all the insanity? Podcast has gone on for so long now I feel like there should be something in due time. Maybe Bryan can be there, too.

[@AcherontiaStyx]

Maybe. But only if he doesn't make a fucking peep.

[@dingdongspaghetti]

just listen to the audio only and pretend he's there, same difference

[@F4GRAPHICS]

Sam, I've been watching your stuff since I was like 12, I'm 25 now and you've brought me countless hours of hysterical laughter and entertainment, and still do. You're still uploading videos to make people smile and laugh. You're a hero man, I'm sorry for your loss and I wish you the very best during this tough time.

[@akabodie4174]

Poob fucking kills me when he does a voice of someone in a hypothetical. Him talking about his grandma 😂😂

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

You mean his grayann-maawl?

[@rannnoch]

@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer mah grayn gobbeh

[@LegoJJ]

@@rannnochhis gabba and grand gappa?

[@CalledMutant]

The thumbnail is a very scary glimpse into poobs future.

[@notaboutit3565]

He’s gonna be muffeater 2: mechamuffeater

[@BrainDeadGhost]

really loved bryan in this one

[@Justeeeevy]

Congrats for 100 episodes Sam!!! I’ve been around since day 1 of the podcast, and you’ve been a constant in my life since I was in early highschool. I was a close minded, insecure, stupid little highschooler with no friends when I began listening. Since then, I’ve descovered who I want to be, found someone to have a happy and stable relationship with, moved across the country on my own, working a decent paying job, and I’ve managed to save enough to buy my dream car. All I can say is is thank you for continuing to make these, I’ve always been super excited to listen when I get the notification. I feel like this podcast has cemented itself as a minor piece of me growing up into adulthood, and as stupid as that may sound, it’s true, and it’s helped me through getting through the worst parts of my life as of posting this comment. Thanks Sam!

[@madisondenham440]

Can confirm that's exactly what 9 year olds are like. My nephew just turned 9 and the last time I saw him, he ran into the room and asked if I wanted to look at his fish tank with him. It was great lol

[@user-ld3ny2yp2y]

woman?

[@mommasbigboy8656]

@@user-ld3ny2yp2ywoman don’t watch this podcast so I doubt it.

[@bwehhueh5135]

Stalltt will never be the same after these 100 eps

[@charliedavies5579]

for some reason I actually thought they would do something special for episode 100. I have no clue why I thought that

[@itstiny.]

same here lol, fits the bill perfectly though

[@hughjanus1373]

The greatest visual gag being brought up for what I would assume over 60+ episodes, isn’t even being done on the said gag episode. Truly a Masterclass of Podcast. Cheers boys, here’s to 100 more.

[@andrewmemecias]

Which one?

[@finorzatm]

Turtlenecks and golden watches lmao@@andrewmemecias

[@liquidchris4147]

​@@andrewmemeciasrolex watches, suits and ties or even turtlenecks and chains with cheap matching watches

[@flyingbearcrap1121]

@@andrewmemeciasI think the Versace watch and turtleneck thing

[@Furko08]

Great job on the thumbnail Stalt, you should get a raise for that alone

[@sethssleepy]

Congratulations on a #100 Sam, I’m sad yall couldn’t do the turtle necks and watches, but I’m still happy to see #100, congratulations again bro

[@VincentViewer]

I hope Brian comes back soon. Also, since Die of Laughter has ended would you guys consider adding Bizzle to the podcast roster?

[@nicoliethybirbyt4165]

They ended die of laughter?

[@VincentViewer]

@@nicoliethybirbyt4165 I think so. I could be wrong though.

[@MrJOJ]

@@nicoliethybirbyt4165 It'll probably be seasonal considering it's DnD.

[@Pinetreemoto]

@@nicoliethybirbyt4165yeah they shit canned it unfortunately

[@VincentViewer]

On second thought, I just read why Die of Laughter ended. I'm not sure who had too much on their plate, probably all of them, but I just hope to see future content with Bizzle whatever that may be. He's always entertaining with the Forehead Fables lads and doing his own thing as well.

[@zephiel70]

Congrats guys, you made it. I'm so glad I could see the 100th birthday of this sideways conceived child. (love you guys)

[@turd__ferguson]

episode 100 may be Bryan’s magnum opus

[@trolltollz1317]

Congrats on 100! I listen and relisten to these very often, you guys rock

[@OTGT26]

Been here since the start and what a ride it's been. Congrats on the #100 mark Samuel and Pooberton

[@bonechovah]

not having anything planned for ep 100 is the most on brand you can be

[@easton7978]

Everyone may have shit on Brian when he was here, but now that he's gone I kinda miss him

[@unoriginalname3442]

It’s kinda funny that the podcast started off with Brian and Sam shitting on poob for random stuff and then progressed into everyone shitting on Brian.

[@brandonmeens]

@@unoriginalname3442Bryan got realll quiet when he turned on camera though

[@mast3rofducks174]

​@@brandonmeensyeah maybe he should just go back to no camera ifk if that'll fix it though

[@sledgehammer1]

He bullied Poob too hard and was told to cool it after patreon ep. 20 (The Deep Fry).@@brandonmeens

[@BriquedTV]

rewatching these podcasts chronologically from the very first one is the entertainment experience i needed to wrap up 2024

[@mrcappybara8585]

Congrats on 100 🎉🎉

[@branmikefrye]

There is something endearing and heartening about hearing Sam (the general) share what he is going through. Similar feeling to watching his shows with his brother. I guess it’s because Sam and I have similar backgrounds/families in similar parts of the world, and we’re going through the same phase of life. It’s just relatable. And I’m glad he is handling it well and has support. Lots of weight to end up being the pillar of the family as the previous generation passes the baton, yeah?

[@ExoDarko]

Poob dressed as the most anxious mechanic for Halloween

[@ramzca]

Sam entering he's Opium fashion arc. Sam 2 looking like someone who fills you gas tank in the middle of West Virginia. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[@ASpoopyGhosty]

Bring back Bizzle baby

[@yomamaisaniceperson2707]

Dude frfr

[@G_Zero127]

Bizzle as a permanent host would be awesome.

[@Azimbow]

The editing at 1:31:10 made me laugh more than it should have.

[@DrunkenPug]

Only podcast I can actually stand,congrats on reaching 100!

[@clayandcaty]

Honestly, never wooda thunk yall would make it to 100. Congrats!

[@cameronreiss1129]

1:15:18 it you find lumps, especially on your older dog, good chance they’re tumors which could be just fatty or even cancerous.

[@CowtongueHarry]

Grats on the hundo, an absent brian is the perfect way to celebrate. Thanks for all the mammaries. Impatiently anticipating hundreds more. Mom stuff is tough, I feel for ya Sam-O I lost my moms some years back, just under a week after my 30th bday. Everybody dreads the day they say bye to their parents, its a day that seems long in the distance and it used to anger me that it had arrived so early, but as I looked around to see a number of my friends experiencing that same day far before its due I found a sort of peace in the chaos and uncertainties. Take your time, do what Brock Samson says about "fear is the mind killer" or whatever.

[@Taco0652]

This show is the only reason I am still alive, I look forward to this every week

[@errolace7882]

i listened to this episode while at the dentist it was very immersive

[@jacobp6571]

I need to show the Hot Grandma bit to people when they ask what my humor is like

[@PP_Tip]

if everyone just stopped tipping, tipping would stop

[@JustWhyFFS]

Took me an hour to realize Sam is wearing the chef jacket that he cut the arms off of

[@DG-ju9kh]

Where's my turtle necks and gold chain or watch LOL 🎉CONGRATS BRO BROS🎉

[@enbo98]

Damn I did not expect 10 minutes of shitting on Chappelle lmao

[@Card5torecamper]

Poob has hit bottom again I just saw him eating food from his own house on stream 😂

[@smalwex]

been binging these recently and have done a complete 180 on just having the two boys. brian was great but the conversation flows really well with these two.

[@_saintyork_2333]

I had a dream that General Sam came over to my house ate my food drank my drinks and sat at the couch watching tv. He was very cordial, i told him i had to go to work and that he was free to stay but he immediately got up dumping the bowl of chips from his lap and said, "nope im good," and then he left. He said it in such a passive aggressive way, i was so upset. Why Sam why?

[@benedictcumberbatch35]

100 episodes and you haven’t been banned yet, good job Sam

[@Megaterremoto88]

The dentist talk had me laughing so hard man, love this shit

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"A Century of Forehead Fables", chronicled by Archimedes of Syracuse in 221 BCE.

[@woooo_yeah]

the final episode before sam and poob ran away to Belize with eachother

[@larryfisherman44]

love it boys, wish bryan coulda been here for this one

[@mathiasstallings88]

Yeeeeeaaaaahh 100 episodes baby this is way better then Netflix

[@joshpierce7820]

Poob's background carries this podcast so hard

[@unorubbertoe]

Felt that segment about Jack Russell on hardwood floor in the depths of my soul

[@tytydraco]

I was entirely captivated by Pip at 34:00 and missed everything

[@Bomples98]

Stalltts bow and arrow screenshot hits harder if you get the reference.

[@andrewmemecias]

Bc his brother is a felon?

[@Bomples98]

@@andrewmemecias well, yeah. But there was something cut out of an episode that i figured they were referring to

[@Max-vp5sn]

Why ain’t Bryan showing up to the episodes?

[@BTDUBS123]

Im worried

[@RhinestoneXD]

He was Sam's mom. So. Y'know.

[@Stalltt]

he's just been busy and they've been recording during the day, not much more to read into it

[@Max-vp5sn]

@@Stalltt not that I’m reading into it, just miss listening to the whole gang

[@machwiz]

Hopefully he got cut

[@ratsalaad]

Been here since day 1 🙏 Greatest show on Earth, sorry Rogan.

[@eltylerderden388]

Two episodes in the same month? I'm shocked but I can't complain.

[@NotFang14]

In reference to why the older dogs get lumpy, a lot of dogs as they age will get Simple Lipomas (fatty tumors) - which are overall harmless and usually develop on the chest or abdomen, though can form anywhere beneath the skin. All that really needs to be done, more often than not, is to just watch them and make sure that they don't continue growing or to make sure that they're not causing your dog discomfort, especially if they're Infiltrative (locally aggressive and can spread to surrounding tissues) instead of Simple.

[@yankee2238]

Probably the funniest episode this century good job guys

[@lonelypassenger7541]

They finally hit 100. It’s a special time I’d say

[@SpregioCheeks]

I've narrowed Poobs locations down to any of the few states that have a Buca di Beppo... by few I mean 14 or so... we'll find him..

[@Availant]

i miss staring into bryans woman devouring lifeless eyes

[@thmoxy6485]

As someone who grew up in Tallahassee then moved to Indiana and worked in Indy, my mind is racing on exactly where they’re taking about. Will guess Sams talking about near FAMU, since it’s south side. Sam’s probably talking about the Monon trail (they chain down their AC units) and the hibachi place was Osaka, now it’s probably the one on north Monroe.

[@thmoxy6485]

Sam’s mom was maybe on the north side near Ochlockonee river

[@Mac13949]

why

[@needanuwu]

Since I saw the movie treasure planet I have always wanted a robot arm that can turn into different things,I would 100% give up my arm for an equally mobile one with attachments

[@pawelkaras7231]

Jack Russells are the best damn dogs in the world. You know not what you speak, Sir.

[@einar_476]

Yo episode one hundo on my birthday, I'll take this as a good omen.

[@airbo793]

Happy birthday son

[@_Brohan]

sam are you talking about the salt spray water pick?

[@williestroker8627]

You just know they stole that phone, no way it was burned up if they had to cut a pacemaker out of her.

[@rannnoch]

And they got the body there for the fingerprints and whatnot.. yeah they totally stole that phone

[@generikgrave8330]

I would pay so much money to watch poobs come down after a stream

[@audiosurfarchive]

4:20 biggest public speaking trick I have learned is just taking off my glasses; I can't fucking see shit even 20 feet in front, it's great

[@Merkal.]

Glad to see you back

[@otoole42]

Don't comment on these often, but love you guys and your work.

[@gagetheweasel2443]

Glad the podcast is still going strong ❤

[@jshanegarrett8371]

Love you guys thanks for the good laughs.

[@paisleyfire4678]

Poob getting the new Iphone is gonna provide great stories considering how fragile it is

[@mikepanda117]

If it hurts flossing u need to floss more.

[@name0fnames-j7h]

Nothing planned? I'm flabbergasted.

[@AndonEXE]

Only reason I'm even alive at this point was waiting for Episode 100

[@mikepanda117]

Miss my gma. Been around her most my life so lots of memories yet still this intro gets me remonicin

[@vCorvo]

being an audio listener only, I didn't even think Bryan wasn't in this episode!

[@cringemeat3331]

i really hoped this would be like an outdoors episode or at least made in some damp basement with mold in it

[@Hybridsystem818]

im at 0:00 if sam didnt get those fucking turtlenecks im gonna be pissed

[@PapaAppa7]

I never thought they’d make it here

[@thegreatders344]

Poobs dentist story had me shitting my pants with laughter

[@TheJoshman01]

I demand Bryan returns, it just isn't the same without him sitting silently in the bottom left.

[@_Radio69_]

Man, I love these guys!

[@Theowulfie]

Did anyone also read the title as Super Mega Special! I really thought they got him but excluded him from the thumbnail lol

[@ShimeyGimmick]

I were promised turtkenecks with armwatches, where are they?! 😢

[@ziggygunz2447]

Totally agree with Sam the water pick thing is soooo much better than those metal scrapers I wish I had found out about it sooner. I basically did the same thing sam did, they used it once and I asked for it for all future cleanings.

[@Rage_powered]

Tipping culture is like pouring water into the ocean. No amount of tip will ever satiate anyone.

[@mreyeball3085]

Did Bryan know that you were hosting his podcast without him?

[@damnit.jaymee]

What happened to the chapters? Poob what’d you do?

[@manfellafellaman]

Most people don't get the Blade prosthetics because they are not covered by insurance. You "need" a prosthetic to walk, but "wanting" to run is not covered by insurance

[@conkghey2511]

It's funny I was thinking Phillip Seymour Hoffman before he said it 🤣