Forensics Expert Explains How to Analyze Bloodstain Patterns | WIRED

Crime scene analyst Matthew Steiner teaches the techniques forensics experts use to investigate bloodstain patterns, ranging from easy to difficult. Matthew explains how different types of forces create different bloodstain patterns in the crime scenes, and demonstrates how they can analyze these patterns to figure out how a crime was committed.
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when he said “next up we’re gonna try something a little more difficult, interpreting relationships” i felt that

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Hard

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Geese

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You have relationships with geese?

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Too real

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Wow I just read this the same time he said it😮

[@wermzucker1432]

My brain: "You should know how to analyze bloodstain patterns" Me: "Why?" My brain: "You just gotta"

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My exact thoughts while clicking this video

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Brain: you might need this knowledge in the near future. WATCH THIS! me: ok fine

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Now I will kill without makeing this mistakes

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It helps when making a story

[@pitpat2928]

for all the “math is irrelevant irl” jokes, I’ve genuinely wondered for YEARS wtf geometry would be applied to practically, AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THE ANSWER IS CRIME SOLVING??

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One of the big applications for geometry is any form of 3D computer application. Think about it, you have some information about a 3D object, and then you have to somehow get that onto a 2D screen, complete with colour, shadows, reflections....

[@nylotical]

Duh

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Structural engineering? Basic carpentry?

[@melododie]

Geometry is probably one of the most important math topics in the practical world in my opinion

[@1SilverDollar]

I'd argue that geometry is one of the best maths in it's use overall.

[@user-nm8hj7ec7v]

As a forensic science student, blood spatter analysis is totally important in crime scene investigation. The direction of blood flow, angle of origin, the dragging pattern could help you to figure out the condition of victim and perpetrator.

[@sonicnendez]

Hey. How is your schooling going. Mind sharing what kind of schooling is needed

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Wow A forensic student, I met my kind of people

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Murderer: Ok let's drag the body here, over there, turn back around, avoid this lil patch of floor and let's put some on the ceiling too This guy: tf happened here

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explain me why i laughed at this for two minutes straight

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This is hilarious cant stop laughing 🤣🤣u just made my day thanks😆

[@ceruleanmemoir]

This guy: *Time to step up the game and use Calculus instead of Trigonometry*

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It amazes me how people with "morbid" careers are incredible chill and charismatic people.

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yeah like ask a mortician caitlyn she is so sweet

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I feel like you have to be, to be your own contrast against the darkness.

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They say that about people who turned out to be phycopaths

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@@sp0rkb018 most killers are very charismatic to throw off society... take Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer, they were loved by many, later were hated by most.

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cause you need to be chill to have a job like that

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I’ve always been interested in forensic investigations but it truly requires so much skill it’s crazy

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Why learn math? SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT BLOOD SPLATTER

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YEAH, IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING CHEMISTRY RIGHT NOW BUT, YOU KNOW, BLOOD SPLATTER

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@@lukeparsons7800 I felt that.

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finally, trigonometry has a function outside of school

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1:40 "So if we used regular whole blood..." My brain: So is it skimmed blood?

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2% blood

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almond blood.

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As someone interested in criminal justice, psychology, and forensics, this was a really interesting video that will hopefully help me out if I ever take a class relating to blood.

[@Peluceus]

me watching dexter: oh yeah a blood-splatter analyst sounds like a cool job me hearing this guy talk about triangles, hypotnuses, convergent points and tangents: nevermind I suck at geology

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Isn't geology studying about rocks and stuff LOL

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@@massivepanda8692 haha yeah..they must be talking about geometry

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Isn't Geology the study about earth's surface and etc? I think you mean Geometry, a math subject about shapes and angles I guess.

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Wrong subject buddy boy

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Y’all completely missed the joke lol.

[@henrywalke9129]

Dear FBI, this was in my recommendation feed, I have no intention on trying to put off the police with my bloodstained pattern

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😂😂😂😂

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Also the disappearance of the $50 000 is not of your concern, I was making a emergency withdrawal

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same this was in my recommendation idk if someone’s going snoop in my history-

[@weeaboo6195]

Dear FBI, my Google search history was for research purposes only. I have no intention on torturing someone by scaphism and throwing them in a lake an cover up my tracks.

[@Durian44]

that's exactly what someone who has intentions of trying to put off the police with their bloodstain pattern would say

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This kind of guy should speak at career day in high school to motivate kids to learn trigonometry.

[@millie8974]

Yessss. I just learned some trigonometry and I was shocked to see it was actually useful

[@MithriAK]

Still can't believe the day where I actually find a use for the pythagorean theorem. Holy mackerel.

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@@MithriAK So you have never actually used GPS?

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@@MithriAK finding the fastest route through grass is a good way to use the pythagorean theorem.

[@kate8142]

To be honest, I understood it all, but once the math came in I instinctively felt sudden sickness at the sight of the crime scenes and I truly believe it's because of my hatred for trigonometry. Bringing trigonometry into the conversation made me realize I could never spend my life doing this. I could follow and understand, but my brain was so angry for having to think fast enough to follow during this. 😭

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Ah yes. 3am youtube recommendations back at it again..

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XD

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one time I woke up with a really bad nosebleed and in my sleepiness I thought I remembered the recommended way to make it stop was to just let it flow so I stood over the sink half awake and by the time I fully woke up and realized what I was doing the bathroom looked like a crime scene

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I like how I refuse to learn basic math, but memorize blood stain patterns at 10pm.

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@Emma Rigby omg how did it go?

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@Emma Rigby oh well I hope you got great, at least it’s over with now 😭

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@Emma Rigby same thing here 😭😭

[@PoloWolf47]

I refuse to learn basic math, but I will memorise as many SCP's as my brain can take

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Procrastination is a weird thing...

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Forensic experts be like: Yep this man died.

[@E2Gtube]

true comedy

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😭💀🤣

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Thank you Kit Fisto, Very Cool.

[@wasted9175]

I laughed harder than i should

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[@PhillyMar]

I learned a lot watching this. Good skill to learn in the event I decide to switch up my college major.

[@cheezzwafflezz2137]

I realize now you mean if you want to go into forensics but for a second I thought you were deciding to become a murderer💀

[@PhillyMar]

@@cheezzwafflezz2137 🤣😂 That had me rolling for a second. I might want a degree to find a killer, not a license to kill.

[@garfieldturismo]

How did anyone not mention how funny it is that the bloodstain pattern analyst is called Steiner

[@GMNGChristian]

WIRED: "How To Analyze Bloodstain Patterns!" Future Serial Killers: "Understanding Counter Forensics."

[@lordkanti8260]

Wont matter anymore with all the cameras, gps, and dna tracking you. Welcome to 2020.

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miii pretty much Dexter

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lord kanti serial killers who want to be off the grid will be off the grid i assure you

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@@emmyluly4620 Agreed

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All the artists and writers watching this: *Write that down, write that down-*

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*how did you know-*

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Bruh, how'd you know?

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i feel like some writers or artists make a picture based on what their trying to achieve which os totally fine. However for the most part i like it when they really study the subject to grasp a better meaning on how to do something.

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@@izabellas2053 Exactly! As an artist and DM/casual writer in my spare time, it often sets me off when the creator of something doesn't do research on certain topics!

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@@melktitv4540 Well, I am a casual writer/artist. I am one of you.

[@JD4-70]

I feel like this is a job that looks easy. But to actually recognise these patterns in real scenarios, must be difficult. Bravo👏🏻

[@lostdomlover]

I wish I saw this video a few days ago. My homework for a forensic class involved bloodstains and after reading the book I still didn't understand how to tell the difference. Matthew explained it better than my text and I would've been able to get a better grade on that homework. Thank you!

[@Nepustus]

This guy: *shoots a guy on the set in the head* The crew: This guy: "so here you can see how the blood splattered on the wall-"

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Nepustus lmao

[@TONGA09]

thats some eric andre vibe there

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It’s even funnier when you think about it😂

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Lol

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@@TONGA09 XD yeah

[@williamvouk2911]

I would’ve appreciated trigonometry so much more if the word problems involved investigating blood stains

[@Marina-qj1oy]

RIGHTT forget a stupid ladder make me solve a murder case

[@michaeloconnor8134]

Yes

[@zerotwosixty7416]

It’s not math it’s physics formulas well it’s math but mainly physics

[@Second_UNIT]

MESSI MAGIC physics is just applicable mathematics that you can observe. It’s far more interactive and interesting to view it through the lenses of crime scene investigation rather than “Figure out how tall this ladder is”

[@kevinmulia6503]

Someone needs to adapt the trigonometry case like how 4chan experts solved Shia Labeouf's challenge

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LOVE the super calm nonchalant "There we go" after he smashes the hammer in the intro

[@poppy_07]

this is actually really fascinating to me. although i really don’t know why i’m eating dinner while watching this

[@steamengine4263]

You can never imagine how much gore, blood, darkness, death and depressing atmosphere this guy has seen because he seems so light and outgoing. It must be a cool experience to have a drink with him and hear his stories.

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Or he's a psychopath and likes Gore blood darkness and death and a depressing atmosphere

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no

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@@kingray7287 chill he is not the dexter morgan. i guess

[@kingray7287]

@@sh4-p339 Dexter was just like him nothing suspicious about him is happiness is just an act

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King Ray you need to calm down.

[@reshmashaik6225]

This video is a goldmine for all those crime writers googling this exact thing in the middle of the night

[@ImAssassinX]

Who would do that? (clears history)

[@meoviona]

That’s weird. (Locks notes)

[@conq1273]

Strange. ( put password on laptop and folder)

[@whiskeyeyedfool]

I have no idea what you're on about (puts locks on my drawers)

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ColdFridgePizza (Calls lockpicking lawyer) ha.. no forensic investigators here...

[@brandnewnumb5008]

I enjoy watching these videos to help me with writing stories. The information is extremely helpful since I can accurately describe crime scenes.

[@thatonepekokinnie]

As a forensic interested person who dreams of becoming a crime investigator, I wish I could be this professional in the future.

[@roseross1312]

sameeee

[@nadiahapsari3359]

I wish you both luck then!

[@radrush_mx957]

“For safety purposes” aka the intern wasn’t willing to donate his body to science.

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Mason Marr lmao 69th like

[@Kay-wp8xf]

"Come on man, it's a little bit of science! Sure, you'd have to die a little, but only for like 10 minutes!"

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Scaredy cat

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DUDE, A SETTLEMENT NEEDS HELP

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@@mayamuller9233 "Come on man, everyone else is getting donated to science!"

[@stnorocwzo]

This guy looks like he's about to laugh any second.

[@AS-mr2pl]

Mahdi Pratama yeah... he does have an eerie little joyous smirk

[@roastbeeff]

After I read this I started cackling when he smiled really big at 13:35 (ish) 😂😭 I find it so funny that he’s just smiling while delivering all of this info that’s quite serious

[@claude9387]

yeah, he did laugh at 11:44 lol

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You better not edit this comment

[@zamirstuff]

I know, he reminds me to british actor David Schneider

[@tomato_teddy]

Me writing a murder report for my oc story: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@EOh-ew2qf]

It would be interesting if you can convert a blood splatter picture to a 2d coordinate. And develop some kind of predictive analysis model with it. maybe there already is one idk

[@jessicahiebert3482]

Guy trying to flirt with me at 2am: "what are you doing up so late?" Me: "learning how to analyze bloodstain patterns hbu?"

[@bongzstar5137]

What's HBU?

[@jessicahiebert3482]

@@bongzstar5137 "how bout you?"

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ACTUALLY just happened to me lmaoo

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Oh yes I also have bota flirting with me ;-;

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Oh you think that's flirting haha

[@ethanyang8702]

Alternate title: *_A murderer's guide to misleading the detectives._*

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And My suspect is you😂

[@Soulsphere001]

They're pretty well trained to detect that, so it would probably only help detectives understand the killer more.

[@soyooin]

That's exactly why I clicked this video.

[@itpaynesme]

Most people if they’re trying to get away with a crime can get stressed, rush and therefore make mistakes. Luckily this is all to do with physics but even despite that, there’s the understanding of human nature such that if someone has time to confuse forensics teams then they probably have time to clean things up. Making a bigger mess would be counterintuitive. so would harming someone so fatally that they’re not able to get themselves help, and hiding it but still

[@jackolantern717]

I promise i definitely will not kill anyone using this knowledge

[@cillario5696]

In my forensics class we did this test of the different blood drops at different heights and angles and it was very fun

[@thiagofeltrin9841]

Hello there! At first I would like to thank you for this video that is most like a 10/10 class. I remember when I first watched CSI and dreamed of working on this job. Now I'm finally concluding my third engineering degree and and studying to be papilloscopist here in my homeland, Brazil. My dream is to use all this physics and chemistry for a better and safer world. It's amazing to see such amazing and beautifully explained content for free and for everyone here on KZbin. Best regards ♡

[@manynosenao6586]

He acts and sounds like he's in a cooking show. Cheery, entertaining and filling. Lol

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@Lovecraft haha! filling in the sense of knowledge. Very informative.

[@tooters6108]

bold of you to think this isnt a cooking show

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This is a cooking show, he makes the best food

[@hyperhunter6834]

They say he makes the best Bloody Mary’s

[@krisromero7382]

"We don't want to contaminate the crime scene" yeah...

[@xjt8901]

He has really bright eyes for someone who's seen the dark side of society

[@fiaolait6279]

I don’t know them eyes seem pretty empty sometimes

[@alicen8812]

Fia Olait yeaaaaah I see it too

[@shrekonion8307]

well thats because hes not thinking about dead people 24/7 unlike you edgy losers

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shrek onion U wouldn’t know lmao

[@oddpotato4038]

that's deep

[@honeybunchesofstoats3017]

I'm in a forensics class, this has been great to review before my unit test

[@aceix6540]

I learned all this stuff in school last year in forensics and saw this and was curious how in depth it was and it explained so well this made more sense then my teacher explaining it for 2 months

[@extremelyreligiousdolphin750]

That’s because they’re lemons who would rather blabber continuously to kill time than get straight to the cutting point so everyone understands

[@extremelyreligiousdolphin750]

My teacher said the word ‘like’ 60 times yesterday, I counted.

[@gesa7781]

There are two types of people watching this video 1, people who want to know how forensic works 2, people who want to learn how to cover their crime

[@addxietyy]

I'm both, the second for writing

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Also artists

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3. you're an artist/writer

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Why not both🤷🏻‍♀️🤭

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5, this is what happens when u press auto-play

[@mj-yo7vt]

If my math teacher would tell me I could use tangents to analyze blood stains, I would be more interested in math

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Marry Goround umm why?

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Marry Goround I love your profile picture

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@@princessmonkey3399 thanks!

[@eriasuanimation]

Samee. We’re just learning about tangent, cosine and sinus rn. This made it so much more interesting xD

[@luckygnome2746]

Hopefully you mean you are more interested and not that you would be more interested.

[@LukeTheHomoKing]

Dude!!! My science fair project was on analyzing blood splatters!! Won my state competition a few years ago, but I thought it was cool that it's being taught on the internet!

[@maryrabelo.s.wagner8346]

Wow! What an impeccably technical and perfectly didactic explanation at the same time! Especially for those who are majoring in forensic science. 🙋🏻‍♀️✅ Thank you, Mr. Steiner, for such great instructions and invaluable knowledge. 👩🏻‍🔬

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KZbin probably thinks I'm a murderer

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Their fault for recommending it.

[@saber-san543]

I am

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@@saber-san543 hehehe sure bud

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I once joking about murder is fun and bla bla on someone's community post. And then, the recommendation start getting a bit weird. Once, it recommend me a video about someone's suicide and now this

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Your profile pic checks out.

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The best part about this is we didn’t ask for this but it’s here

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I wanna know. If(when) I kill someone I wanna know what would happen

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Lol

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@@mid5503 Oh wait what-

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I searched blood

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I can’t like this comment now

[@stacypalermo3506]

I wish the field of forensics had more representation when I was in high school. I watch Forensic Files, Forensic Files II, Bones, NCIS, and others that I’m blanking on at the moment, JUST to see the forensic pieces get put together to solve the case! I also enjoy the history on forensics that is covered in the Forensic Files TV shows too.

[@MathEmpire-co3cw]

As a math enthusiast and horror lover, this video is a fascinating bridge between my two passions! It's amazing how math and physics can be applied to understanding bloodstain patterns in crime scenes. It's like solving a puzzle using trigonometry and geometry to unlock the secrets behind a gruesome story. This just goes to show that math is not only useful in everyday life, but can also be thrilling and intellectually stimulating. Who knew that studying math could be so spine-chillingly exciting!

[@soofax]

Scary part is statistically there must be at least 1 murderer watching this out of 11 mil people.

[@ramendisposer1235]

Fr like get ready for the next "MOST HARD SLOVED CASE" vid on youtube

[@shienamae5736]

Bold for you to assume there’s only one.

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@@shienamae5736 Very

[@172-0]

@@shienamae5736 suggestive

[@dedotatedwam7531]

@@shienamae5736 They said at least 1.

[@younii1696]

When he started using math to solve a crime scene, my last neuron was also killed...

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thus you were free

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Ichangednametoamorecringyone free thus you were

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*WuT tHe fUcC iS a NeUrOn?*

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@@nunyabou5538 lol

[@bijaklestari4537]

I could've lolled at this 2 weeks ago, but nooooo...I decided to postpone watching this recommendation😂

[@0.Ghost_boy.0]

Had to watch this video in my forensics class in eighth grade during Covid very interesting and actually very informative if you want to know how blood splatter works.❤

[@lucianonmarazzo436]

I'm currently studying this and this video was an amazing help!!!!! Thank you 😊!

[@genevieveleclair8865]

This guy gets to say he used Pythagorean’s Theorem after high school

[@ceciliacollier7735]

Geneviève Leclair 😂

[@hawkwind769]

You use it as an electrician.

[@NickC_222]

It's the Pythagorean theorum. The man's name was Pythagorus, hence, Pythagorean. Also, strictly speaking, he didn't use the Pythagorean theorem. That's a^2 + b^2 = c^2. He did used arcsin and tangent functions though, and it's all trigonometry after all.

[@samanthadanka9901]

Geneviève Leclair i learnt that in 4th grade, it really stressed me out but it’s easy

[@archiebf4524]

So do I, I'm a furniture maker.

[@timothycraig3269]

Anyone: "footprints" This man, an intellectual: "ShOeWeAr ImPrEsSiOnS"

[@HD-ko6ym]

😂😂 I didn't notice. I can't stop laughing

[@joshy90876]

500 IQ play

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I wonder if they have to be super specific? Like foot prints are actual bare foot marks, and shoe wear impressions are the shoe prints

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Timothy Craig Barr feet

[@yugiamane4774]

@@sabrinaramos1435 Yes

[@raccoonspit1484]

HES SO CHILL LIKE HES JUST SO CALM

[@moi7649]

i'm a 14 year old student whose really interested in forensics and watching this makes makes me learn a lot of things, thank you!

[@kristeena716]

The things this guy must see...and he's just chilling here like everything's ok

[@Christina-mf6yk]

Well usually all the forensics teams see are the blood and photos of the body/bodies instead of the actual corpse! They come in after the initial discovery of a crime seen.

[@chubbsimuthviii1550]

They also have therapists or if not they just have a really stable mind/strong stumuck

[@xenodragonlord6007]

@@Christina-mf6yk I'm gonna be one of the unlucky ones lmao I'm studying to be a forensic pathologist

[@j.f.fisher5318]

Note the hesitation before hitting the blood. He's not real happy about the prospect of getting spattered with blood.

[@nyarizu]

Before he gets the official job, he’s obligated to see deaths & graphic videos. He’s prolly mutual with the situation.

[@Evie_Xx]

I bet that sheep’s ghost is hella confused about this dude who’s playing with a bottle of his semi skimmed blood.

[@ekuse-8304]

Lmaoo

[@ekuse-8304]

Btw my name is evelyn too

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ghost..... yea...... riiiiiiight...

[@Sarawarawara-]

@@trollrat2828 Well humans are animals so unless plants have them then they don’t exist

[@Sarawarawara-]

@@trollrat2828 Humans are animals lmao go back to school

[@vanshikakumar3995]

I swear I was so amazed seeing this video I did my biology investigatory project on the topic Analysis of Blood Stain Patterns

[@fricklefrackle5383]

I love how he smiles most of the time no matter what he’s talking about, he just wants to make me smile too.

[@MebKet]

Imagine killing someone while wearing pink glitter flip flops

[@madeleinescholz3147]

Imagine dying in pink glitter flip flops

[@kinderjoys22]

iconic tho

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Wow, That's a wonderful timing there

[@Givemepeacealone]

That sounds iconic

[@Bobo-tu6ln]

I just wanna take someone down with ✨fashion✨

[@Lili-ef1yd]

Ngl he lowkey looks like he's having fun lol

[@IrisRanelle1328]

Well if you're gunna do a job all your life then why not enjoy it a little im shure that hes not happy that people die

[@grace.3066]

im sure he's excited to share his skills and knowledge with a large and dedicated crowd lol i would be too!

[@marvinhanson9391]

He's glad it's something other than human blood for a change

[@atlas5513]

I'd love to play with blood... I'm serious, this is a problem

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@@atlas5513 yup get help

[@bbgkaveh]

the way he mentioned dexter, i love him already

[@ianmoore-wagner297]

When he said it's time to get serious and tall about relationships, I legit expected him to start giving life advice

[@melaniemaris6602]

The way he said ‘regular whole blood’ as if he was talkin bout milk

[@lollollol1575]

Lmao😹

[@nessaflom9002]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@weasley2o13]

I mean, Milk is also squeezed out of someone's body. Most of the times without their consent as well.

[@levitating_mochi4859]

"someone's body" @@weasley2o13

[@kiki8792]

Personally i like my blood to be half and half

[@Be3_JPEG]

their are 4 types of people here; 1: those who are interested in this job type 2; people who are bored and don't know why there here 3: murderers trying to cover their tracks 4; artists edit; I know I used the wrong their/there/they're I really don't care people 😭 🖐 it's the internet not a spelling-bee

[@toasty973]

5: fanfic writers

[@ysabellarivera8166]

Writers too

[@killswitch_01]

#2 here, I'm high af

[@lctrcmx]

1

[@sthiel126]

Hahah I dunno why I found #4 surprising. Makes sense.

[@sashasaettele]

Watching this, I finally know why my arts professor at university called many of my paintings/illustrations a „crime scene inspection“. I‘ve subconsciously used blood stain patterns in combination with bold dark colors reminiscent of (dried) blood. XD When the forensics expert described the individual patterns I knew what the result/cause would be, because I‘ve basically used 90% of them to get color on canvas or textiles… funny that. That little anecdote aside - this is a really interesting and informativ video.

[@arrowhead1235]

I’m a forensics major with an emphasis on bpa and this stuff I will tell you is the coolest thing o ever done

[@lianecajipe5138]

Murderers: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@atlas5513]

You ever wonder if you could actually get away with murder...?

[@twilightstories9991]

@@atlas5513 yes

[@princ3ssgriff3n84]

@@atlas5513 I have

[@okverona396]

@@princ3ssgriff3n84 what.

[@princ3ssgriff3n84]

@@okverona396 you heard me

[@slarffymoo4563]

Imagine you get killed by a guy in pink flip flops

[@remington8617]

Lmao I'd kill myself before they get to me.

[@satan3034]

I’d be honoured.

[@tigerisak9037]

@@satan3034 oh no satan GOD BLESS YOU!!

[@jtest873]

So, my mother ?

[@explorer0385]

GTA V

[@chesterlance1600]

Thank you for all the professionals like him, justice is possible for people who deserve it.

[@Jeff-zf6zz]

Hey thanks for this vid. It's been very helpful!

[@jordanfleming7022]

Specialist: Blood behaves in this specific way. Artists/Authors: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN! Serial Killers: Neato.

[@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804]

Jordan Fleming that may or may not be the exact reason I'm watching this

[@jas6246]

Jordan Fleming I feel called out as a serial killer now. IM NOT DO NOT WORRY I JUST HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THIS STUFF BLAME MY FATHER. (He was a coroner. Look it up if you don’t know what it is, it’s not that complicated but I don’t want to explain it.)

[@rainmellow0]

Hmmm, I feel called out

[@Michelle-iq2yp]

You’re right about the artist part.

[@tnumcull145]

As an artist I agree

[@rebeccatrape6341]

This video: Exists Artists, writers and serial killers: Its free real estate.

[@supermira2473]

One of these things is not like the others!

[@enzogeee]

@@supermira2473 i dont see anything wrong tbh

[@youraveragedaycosplayer553]

Also sfx fans

[@hadronic]

you're mom idoit 😂😂👊

[@mooshuroom]

Hadronic we are mom?

[@clarence8117]

Did a crime scene investigation exam in science in high school we even got to go to a real court was awesome

[@micahmichealmikeandromedaa1869]

When I’m older I want to go into forensics so this is so awesome

[@therealduckoverlord]

This man is teaching us how to cover our tracks IF we kill someone, and hes doing it like a father

[@QuokkaWaka]

cover our tracks when*

[@therealduckoverlord]

@@QuokkaWaka for legal reasons I had to say if

[@theperfectone3565]

@@therealduckoverlord Dude Lmao

[@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316]

@eqw alle lol I just realized you're implying you're the FBI

[@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316]

@eqw alle so you're with the funky ball inspectors? I got something for you to checkout

[@cyrer6756]

Aight, So you want to know how to get away with murder huh? I take the challenge.

[@IrisRanelle1328]

I swear its for a book!

[@aleenajaveed8392]

Hahahaha lol

[@kingkj664]

Good luck

[@mmuslih7955]

It's for study

[@Omega14343]

It was in my recommended dont send a strike team please

[@tetrie]

took a forensic science class in high school, probably one of the coolest classes ive ever taken

[@alduinwrldeater7913]

Bro I have a forensics final coming up sometime this week so this was quite convenient and helpful (since it popped up on my suggested)

[@Julia-ex6lu]

People with periods: “I’m something of a scientist myself.”

[@Aliiiita]

People with periods 🤣🤣

[@jacksony4942]

sharon vera can’t say nun these days without people getting insulted 😂💀

[@Aliiiita]

I know, it’s ridiculous

[@SRBOMBONICA86]

WTF???you mean women????

[@Aliiiita]

Jackson Y and it has started 🤣

[@carnanya]

I didn't expect to ever hear SOH CAH TOA again outside of math class

[@Riderfire38]

Is it not SOA CAH TOH?

[@robval1308]

Honestly!!

[@marcobrace]

HereToFightYou🚬 no

[@bruhmoment1835]

We used oshachota lol

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

@@Riderfire38 no its sohcahtoa

[@yasmin5019]

As someone who’s interested in that job, that’s amazing! Thank you guys

[@DougDimmaDomeOwnerOfTheDimm]

It's so cool how much goes into blood patternsb

[@JustMabember]

0:01 **Face Covered In Blood With A Smile** _There we go!_

[@gracemarie3632]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@056_daivanadinepratiwi7]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@riunii]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@starrrzzz2905]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@VxnquishShorts]

I’m breaking the heart chain

[@Luna_LU6546]

Someone: "I'm gonna do forensics because there's no math" Me: *Laughing Inside *

[@ninjabunnyproductions4029]

Matheus Mariano If i ever hear someone say that I’ll be like “oh honey...” 😂

[@josuemendoza1935]

I'm surprised of how much math these involved in this profession. Its crazzy

[@mostazezo]

I would do this even though I'm pretty sure I have dyscaculia lmao I hate math. but this blood and math that might be doable. where my calculator at?

[@josuemendoza1935]

@@mostazezo 🤣🤣

[@dolphhugenroth8547]

No one has ever said that ever

[@Riot.101]

So cool that this popped up on my feed without searching anything about forensics and I'm in a forensics class lol.

[@vixisweird1686]

Reminding me of my csi class and it's awesome

[@tinit1485]

My mans said "sohcahtoa" and just awakened a part of my brain I didn't know I still had

[@justintime112]

SAME

[@justintime112]

i said it outloud in front of my parents and they thought i was crazy

[@dazzzlingworld]

Same! I was like „oh right...I knew that once“

[@GeronimouxIII]

is that a MaTH ReFeREnCe?

[@shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680]

KZbin: Hey wanna learn how to analyse blood patterns instead of doing your English homework? Me: *ok*

[@angelicamiller4069]

ME RN

[@angelikak.1244]

but Shrek doesn't go to school..

[@shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680]

Angelika K. Oh but I do.

[@ejnissley546]

Actually, that’s the same exact situation I’m in rn

[@shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680]

Talitha Untono maybe

[@qaboahene]

As a data scientist, I couldn’t help but think about all the computer vision projects one could make out of images of these simulations. All the analysis and all. I’m sure they probably do this but this would be an interesting project to look into.

[@jessypony4665]

They are real pro, I'm glad I'm learning a tiny bit today thanks to them 🤩

[@EggsBenedict1]

Stuff that makes you say "I'm studying for a book I swear"

[@crabsnake4556]

=/

[@anunknownperson4018]

i should watch this video in school 🤣🤣

[@xiesie_xiesie]

"I'm a writer, not a serial killer" vibes

[@hanscapon222]

I’m a legal student studying murder rn it’s fine

[@Brut.V]

Serial killers: *actively working on new killing methods*

[@justinadipippo3916]

Valdrin Bruti basically dexter

[@idontthinkso2431]

Without bloody mess

[@tuneunleashed]

Valdrin Bruti Ha they’re less now lol. Technology today will catch them in an instant compared to how it was in the 70’s and 80’s it was so messed up back then. That now it’s more like world problems now

[@satrioesar7151]

@@justinadipippo3916 what is dexter?

[@skydaddy1678]

@@satrioesar7151 serial killer tv series

[@nakhiahodges]

I'm a forensic student and I'm watching this literally 40 minutes before i have to do a mock crime scene😂

[@sripranav]

Thanks now I cleared out all the evidences they could find