FORT SOLIS: Arthur Morgan's Spooky Space Game

[@356Krisu]

40 seconds to mention the Cliffhanger mission from MW2, this may be a new record

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

AND a ‘Those dot dot dot things’, a Bionicles reference, AND a Sigurd reference.

[@Morty143]

It only lacks the Dishonored references

[@bleachedrainbow]

NO MENTIONING OF MW2 CLIFFHANGER MISSION CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE SEXUAL)

[@johndiddilyjoe6258]

You're right. It might be the longest he's gone without bringing it up

[@nice1bro759]

"Dutch, i dont think going to Mars was a good idea" "Have some god damned faith Orthur"

[@awolf6473]

Dutch's plans reeeallly went off the deep end after The Great Saint Denis Trolly Crash of mid-1899...

[@BatarangTV]

lol

[@Cavirex]

They never reached Tahiti because it was on Mars the whole time.

[@hazukichanx408]

"Now _you're_ doubtin' me, too? You, Arthur? Now this I did not see comin'. I thought you, of all people, would _trust_ and _understand_ that I have a very, very good reason to bring us to this deserted hellscape of a planet where the gale-force sandstorms will tear you apart if all the radiation doesn't bake you into soup first, a very, very, very good reason! You just need to be a little patient, that's all."

[@RustyC216]

Arthur: "Mars Dutch? Who even lives there?" Dutch: "I dunno, Martians?"

[@amirhb7531]

This game flew so far under the radar it fell through the map

[@FayezButts]

💀

[@AC-hj9tv]

Yoooooo 😂😂😂

[@ericwalker6477]

Fort Souless

[@jgn]

a video on it has 1.3 million views while one of my fav games cannot even break 10k view

[@franzosisch5965]

Not having a run button in a horror game is an awful choice. They're basically telling you from the start of the game that you'll never be in any danger as the player.

[@profpuffofficial2]

games i cant run or jump in kill me, i hate walking simulators

[@ProtagInist]

Mars actually does have clouds! They are rare compared to other planets and they usually form around the polls. Unlike our clouds they usually don't hold water vapor, but other gasses like CO2 can start to crystalize into clouds. These clouds are so small and thin we struggle to see them, but we have seen them.

[@killermario9274]

So I guess you don’t go to the cloud district often

[@a.k47-74]

Oh who are we kidding, of course he doesn't.

[@jackiedaytona3965]

Bill Nye the science guy came to fucking PLAY in the comments hell yeah dude

[@MorganHarper87]

I interpret this as, "Yes, but not really. Not in the way that we typically think of clouds." Nevertheless, thank-you for broadening my knowledge base.

[@kaggykarr]

Mars Pathfinder shot a bunch of martian clouds. Looks like normal clouds to me.

[@TheMC1102]

This game looks like what would happen if the studio that made Callisto Protocol tried to make Death Stranding.

[@Kirbyoto2098]

Troy Baker is the villain in both of them.

[@hazukichanx408]

I dunno man, Death Stranding had, y'know, gameplay. Hiking, _running,_ driving, delivering packages, occasionally shooting or punching dudes, evading ghosts... this game kinda seems like it never really goes past "walk around, read stuff, listen to stuff, uh... is it a game yet? We're pretty sure it's a game at this point, byeeeeee"

[@edesbalazs]

@@Kirbyoto2098 ye, if the representation here is correct, the gameplay seems like "mild inconvenience"

[@hermitgreenn]

Truly fascinating how this team managed to create a game that you play entirely at E3 Ubisoft Trailer pace. You know how they take the time to slowly walk through cities instead of having a death grip on the sprint button.

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

The slow camera pan makes me cringe everytime

[@d1halberdgnoll963]

So many high production value games... that nobody will ever actually play.

[@bendeguzkocsis2692]

Makes ya think, are video games good money laundering fronts?

[@FanboyKisser]

​@@bendeguzkocsis2692yes

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

@@bendeguzkocsis2692 Shhhhhh, don’t speak so loud…

[@lbgstzockt8493]

@@bendeguzkocsis2692 No way, they are way too much work. Running a Casino is way easier.

[@Mitchisable]

​@@bendeguzkocsis2692Crime Boss: Rockay City makes me wonder

[@djadja6357]

Wait... that was a whole game?!!? Thats wild

[@ahappylictor3214]

you know, calisto protocol might be dogwater, but at least it wasn't as boring as watching paint dry

[@R-SXX]

@@ahappylictor3214 i was also in shock, this Game is just pure nothingness. But you press a multiple times, that's neat.

[@Jhost90]

I came here to comment the same thing, I mean WTF ahaha

[@jesusofbullets]

LITERALLY a walking simulator.

[@Umbra_lol]

There is no game

[@SanchitC]

You know it’s another game of the year when you’ve literally never heard of it before

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

You can consider this game as a spooky title if you are afraid of pressing the A button on your gamepad.

[@HeavyMettaloid]

We need an Oboeshoes meme game where the scientists develop...those things...

[@ASpooneyBard]

There's a part where you have to climb a wall and a prompt appears that asks if you want to do some "Uncharted Climbing". The choices are: Yes The rest of the game sucks so it might as well have Uncharted Climbing too Then you still have to do it.

[@Cavirex]

No it's "those... things."

[@Cavirex]

And you can shoot the piano, buy snacks from a vendor and defeat a Bionicle with a forklift.

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

@@Cavirex That unironically sounds really awesome, is the problem.

[@hazukichanx408]

I question the wisdom of deliberately developing a game to be crap. Especially when there are already so many unintentionally crap games for Oboe to meme about...

[@FrostsorrowGaming]

I am always afraid that I will find out someone I know is a light mode user when they are like " hey can you come here and look at this?"

[@BoJenfa]

I recently found out my sister is a light moder. Not cutting ties yet but its on the table

[@nicolasgonzalez629]

your arthur impression at 6:36 was unbelievable spot on.

[@hyperactivehyena]

This whole game feels like it's just going through the motions, pretending to like- exist

[@believeinmatter]

Hearing Roger Clark talk in any capacity brings me right back to Red Dead, happy to see him doing more voice acting roles 🤙

[@BatarangTV]

Yeah me to

[@Mitchisable]

They're not big fans of being called voice actors which I can understand. They do the performance capture/mocap as well.

[@weedstage4267]

You know what game you would enjoy? Thats right! Mercenaries 2 World in Flames, a hit game developed by Pandemic studios!

[@Starwarsgeek12]

recently replayed that, a gem

[@thekotabear3262]

I NEEED IT

[@BX-advocate]

This game really makes you FEEL like a dumb horror movie character.

[@TheSpongyMallard]

This game makes Dolmen look good.

[@Noperare]

They can't call your game "janky" if it has no gameplay to be janky. Take that Dolmen!

[@04th57]

Any game makes Dolmen look good. It’s Dolmen

[@LOL-zu1zr]

Dolman IS good

[@yeoremuthare677]

⁠@@LOL-zu1zrDOLMEN

[@Umbra_lol]

Dolmen goty

[@FatalAlcatraz]

I would have guessed no clouds on Mars because there are no oceans/big bodies of water, but Google says: "The clouds consist of water ice condensed on reddish dust particles suspended in the atmosphere."

[@DKArmstrong]

This is the best cloud related comment.

[@PumpkinPain]

Thanks for doing it for us all, a true hero

[@Labargoth]

Glad you're finally playing Starfield.

[@Mothbean]

5:14 This is damn near identical to Dead Space 2's vent crawling holy shit

[@lookiss8502]

I like how the crack in the helmet disappears when you get flipped over by red helmet guy.

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

Didn’t expect this to turn into a Sigurd playthrough. Very cool.

[@warbirb505]

Oboe's masterful foreshadowing of light mode users and finally the first appearance at the 8:00 mark.

[@JannyBesmircher]

Youre of the youtubers ever Oboe! All your videos give me a nice little slice of dopamine.

[@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900]

Mars does have clouds, but they are not made of water vapor

[@tairyu2574]

I remember when this was believed to be a Dead Space clone.

[@yakyback]

Mars does have clouds! They are often whispy and thin, so overcast days aren’t much of a thing.

[@InfraredScale]

8:27 he's actually keeping her left hand off-view since it's supposed to be holding the camera. the attention to detail

[@ciuffo4928]

The portal bit was quality

[@Kendizzle]

8008 was my lunch pin in school, valid

[@edesbalazs]

Was this finally a new, high budget strand type game?

[@theking5116]

Plot wasn't stupid enough to be a kojima game. They had the right idea by blowing all the money on pseudo celebrities though.

[@lonewanderer882]

i hope not

[@Jockberg]

Mars dont have clouds, but they NEED moms.

[@erickschusterdeoliveira2662]

wow this game has ACTUAL DIEGETIC UI, love the armband menu

[@erickschusterdeoliveira2662]

*looks at Callisto Protocol*

[@macaronitony93]

i cant even begin to describe how much joy the entire bit at 6:16 brings me. the inflections are spot on, and now i cant stop saying "i guess ill go pull the lever three times again, dutch"

[@theflunkoutdude90]

3:05 A PopCorners add actually did play before this video for me.

[@Speedball57]

"We gotta ascend one of these days." Well there is that game called The Ascent.

[@thekotabear3262]

6:15 why is he so good at not nailing the voice but the inflection of the voice he's imitating lol

[@quinnnr9945]

I could swore I was subscribed but no youtube just knew I liked your videos!

[@TheVintress]

Another Amy-like game, count me in!

[@Sinner987]

Amy had stuff to do in it

[@crawlingchaos2811]

@@Sinner987 yeah and oboe hated it more

[@COUNTVLAIDMIR]

So basically a walking simulator.

[@al4n900]

Scary game to spooky to rate

[@tonedpeter]

a real hubris moment

[@qnastee]

i am genuinely shocked and appalled by the lack of gameplay or spookies in this game wtf

[@navyhusky2020]

Literally eating Pop Corners while watching this So spooky

[@TyPrager]

The fact that I actually got a Popcorners ad while watching this is hilarious and scary

[@DioLT]

So... Nothing happened for 4 hours besides walking?

[@Sinner987]

Audio logs and journal entries and pulling levers

[@LOL-zu1zr]

This is art only plebs don’t understand😂

[@DioLT]

@@LOL-zu1zr I have to be honest, I was paying more attention to the commentary than the gameplay so I might've missed something important. Then again oboe is not the best youtuber to watch if one wants to understand the plot xD

[@changedmynamee]

@@DioLTit’s one of those games with zero substance that only exists to showcase graphics

[@changedmynamee]

@@LOL-zu1zryou’re right, I don’t understand Fort Soulless

[@Riskystache]

Tahiti is looking a little... different

[@Orbowitz]

Mars may not have clouds, but it needs moms

[@calebk8518]

I like that you never bothered to explain a ladder stall 💀

[@Noitant-Lord]

Mars may not have clouds, but they do have moms

[@RedBonkleMan8534]

Oboe I swear to god, right as you were making a popcorners joke I got an ad for popcorns!

[@LOL-zu1zr]

Did he pop your corner?

[@TheAlexDivision]

I'm glad I watched this in my phone (don't have adblock on it) because I got the popcorners ad

[@quiche_winchester]

"Light supremacy" got me real good 🤣 well done, Oboe

[@randomperson2797]

Good to see my crusade for the Sigurd RP came in handy here, without that axe practice who knows what would’ve happened

[@balacleaver583]

oboeshoes, you should try trepang2 sometime. the name doesnt really says anything about the game, but its a action horror FPS very similar to FEAR.

[@snowassassian]

Its impressive how he can make such a boring game interesting in his own way

[@hotshower695]

I didn't even know Discord goes in darkmode haha

[@SamrayGTR]

Nice, a game that takes place in just Po-Koro.

[@Mothbean]

Ahkmou is going to be the main antagonist

[@aaroncano826]

It's a game that's a movie no combat or a scary monster to fight, it's just a thriller game that shouldve been a movie

[@nou1178]

Another trailblazer in the "barely walking simulator" genre

[@Nick-hm9rh]

Wait that was the whole game? This felt like a "first 10 minutes of" video

[@User-iq4rw]

Money saved for a game with a run button. Thx

[@El_FzEq]

Walk away your precious time until you cross that nonrefundable threshold.

[@AlolanRoy]

Literally got a pop corners mid roll ad

[@dr.trebuchet3836]

That tree is definitely from the cloud district. Mars confirmed as Skyrim. Mehrunes Dagon finally destroyed Nirn. Mars is what happens when you don't close the oblivion portals in time. Mars, a cautionary tale.

[@zacharymathey3901]

Clouds are relatively rare in the atmosphere of Mars, Oboe. :)

[@hisshame]

I got a popcorners ad on this video. Thanks a lot oboe shoes

[@lbgstzockt8493]

This game may be a walking simulator but damn does it look good.

[@MegaMicah12]

It is $25, for what it's worth too.

[@demon794]

​@@MegaMicah12$25 for no gameplay 😅😅

[@Krosstic]

@@demon794$25 for Roger Clark.

[@gunslinger4556]

So this is one of those walk/talk games...😊

[@dr.flizzy9119]

In the middle of this video was the pop corners breaking bad ad he was making fun of which I think is comedy gold

[@Mechpilot0790]

My only contact with this game was this video. Absolute win.

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Mars has clouds, barely. Clouds so thin you wonder my the planet even bothered.

[@The_Kentuckian]

Fort Solis sounds like the name for some ruin you'd come across in Skyrim.

[@MrMighty147]

Only gaming channel worth watching. Love this.

[@scribeslendy595]

Sir I will have you know, freeze-dried astronaut ice cream is the SHIT and I will GLADLY take all of your stock off your hands.

[@thomashongshagen4912]

I actually didn't know discord had a light mode, and now my retinas are fried.

[@machinedieselx4767]

If you could run this game would be over in one hour. Ridiculously short.

[@Andriej69]

Another "The Movie: the game"

[@Yeshua_is-Cool]

Man I fucking hate that you can't run

[@Andriej69]

@@Yeshua_is-Cool Movie would be over too soon

[@FatalAlcatraz]

More like Fort Soulless, amirite? 😂

[@hendrixtyner]

He makes the jokes buddy not you

[@FatalAlcatraz]

​@@hendrixtyner well I'm sorry for trying 😔

[@seanb7388]

*fart soulless

[@zixise]

​@FatalAlcatraz it's fine, but don't fuck'n do it again

[@nemysyys2285]

👎🏾

[@robertb7293]

Mars has a whole one big old circle cloud that shows up every summer. It doesn't spin or any cool hurricany things. It just shows up and sits around near the north pole sometimes. There are some high and wispy ones as well. But only the big old round cloud has water in it. Mid effort from team cloud I think. Team dust storm is where it's at.

[@leahl5007]

Did Oboeshoes just make an Alasdair Beckett-King reference? Neat!

[@SamrayGTR]

“Shake my head my head.” -Oboeshoesgames 2023

[@michasokoowski6651]

11:50 what the hells is he swinging at? It's a video game, you don't have to worry about potential injures with choreography...

[@ewanbell7758]

That auther impression lmao 😂

[@Sinner987]

Awtha

[@CoyoteDen]

that Glados joke what amazing ngl

[@AvreIivs]

3:05 I legit got a popcorners ad at the beginning of the video

[@NonstopRam]

A good game for a Christmas gift.

[@sovietshoes952]

Mars does have clouds Mr. Oboeshoes.

[@2ndeaster]

How to cure an insomnia: - Play this game

[@theramblinmahoney2316]

“It’s alright boay.”

[@Zowayix93]

Kettle corn Popcorners are got-tier snacking

[@martherdenis986]

No joke got that popcorn chip breaking bad ad you were talking about on this video

[@TracePerez]

Okay but literally just got a popcorners breaking bad commerical

[@jschildress1]

Fun geek fact about Mars occasional near planet wide sandstorms with 300 mph winds... The atmosphere is so thin that those winds would amount to a gentle breeze. The movie The Martian lied to you.

[@nick_x9elodeon]

the light mode comment is so true though, the computers in starfield genuinely hurt my eyes lmao

[@MaximumRD]

Just started this game, looks nice and am enjoying it so far though not being able to run seems to needlessly slow down exploring and feels restrictive. Unless I am missing something I seem to only be able to slowly move around.

[@JordanManfrey]

I read this as “Fart Soils” like 3 times before I could make out what it actually said

[@CaptJABRONIE]

I would rather wake up in 1920s Berlin than wake up next to a Light Mode user