Fortune Feimster Hates an Old Spaniard - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@vitani16]

She reminds me of the kid from the Sandlot that screams, "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIIIRRLL!!!!" I love her laugh and personality though, Lmfao. She's funny.

[@kristinesmart24]

She does! I know that red headed freckled dude

[@MutarFuqueer]

That actually is him

[@teekotrain6845]

My girl just needs some little baby butterfly clips that were so rad in the late 90's they'd be perfect to put some lil twists in the top to tame those tight curls.

[@sibylsaint]

The Great Ham-BINO!!!!

[@JenniferDaniels909]

Well had Spain not ruined purses for her she might not get called “sir” so often :)

[@maudinapalmer5751]

I mean this in the best way. Shes like an adult version of bobby hill.

[@evaharvey840]

Um, I agree. EXCEPT!You obviously have a very different definition of adult!😜 Lol! (😋 Be happy anyway, people hate THAT!)

[@katem6654]

No way. She is HAM from The Sandlot. I’m on board with her “gender identity”.

[@katem6654]

It works. And I am glad. She is great.

[@spitfire0781]

Lol and lady bird ! But I was getting the vibes of the kid that makes sandwiches in bad Santa

[@chriswilliam9366]

Hahaha.. or a full grown Lola from big mouth.. shout out to my huzbro daddy..Nick kroll.

[@dizzyparkermusic]

She took me back to my youth when she said 2 SPRIGS OF HAYER!

[@andreabradley5837]

The great thing about Mason jars is you don't feel that bad when you lose them. Party wisdom.

[@CanItAlready]

I do not like losing *anything*. I'd be the only person to ever lose their mind trying to find a lost mason jar. LOL

[@mariahgrimes207]

Mason jars are expensive!! If you don't care if you lose your cups, bring Solo🤙

[@gissellept]

@@mariahgrimes207 exactly all these hipsters using Mason jars have made them so expensive.

[@jessl340]

yoza.

[@dawsonturner8321]

I was at a party a few years back, mason jars everywhere. They were very against plastic cups, the party ended when a drunk girl threw a mason jar through a tv. Can’t do that with a solo cup

[@hummingbirdcity]

Her wigging out about the sprigs had me dying. ;)

[@Poxymonkeypox]

This woman has such a good vibe, great sense of humour too, gonna go deep with Fortune after this!!!

[@Codethe_Road]

I just found her too-- watched her Netflix special, and it was great.

[@HeartYukitty]

I also drink out of mason jars. I call it the "you need to wash the dishes"

[@CrokusTheDerg]

;-; yes

[@berrijohnson1022]

I’m from NC and I say “haaairrr” the same way haha

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

I'm from Spain and that purse shit is 100% on point lmmfao, people still pickpockets out there for a fucking living

[@arikalamari19]

Fortune Feimster is gold, i could easily get obsessed watching her show

[@ksteip77]

Love her! She is a life size adorable cabbage patch kid doll

[@non_da]

Adorable is not an adjective I would use for her..

[@aidisnotapotato1132]

me kind is not a word that I would use for you 🤗

[@non_da]

​@@aidisnotapotato1132 That's fine. I'd rather not be considered kind. I prefer being honest. But really? Her?? Adorable?? I'm not calling her ugly or anything but she is far from adorable. It bugs me when women call clearly unattractive women "cute" or "adorable". It's almost condescending. The reality is they feel better about themselves because they're more attractive and they're being two-faced by calling them "adorable".

[@patkim89]

EXACTLY!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@aidisnotapotato1132]

@@non_da adorable is subjective. Really, it comes down to opinion.

[@amberparker9883]

She is lot funnier than this.. She seemed a little off here.

[@LA-xc4tc]

Amber Parker maybe the crowd ?

[@AnonymousUser77254]

Lyndsay ann the audience was being generous

[@LA-xc4tc]

Sybrand Botes “generous”.. she’s gone a lot further than this, with bigger rooms, bigger crowds, better reception than this.. on Netflix and other platforms.. I’m just saying this isn’t her crowd..

[@AnonymousUser77254]

Lyndsay ann it was a terrible performance.

[@icanfartloud]

I haven't heard anything remotely observational or witty. How many "I'm obviously ugly, fat, I'm therefore not sophisticated", and so on. This woman is not funny

[@virgie4715]

The “This Is Not Happening” audiences are always so dull. They laugh as mediocre shit then just set there during hilarious jokes. I know not every set is gonna be gold, but damn. I couldn’t imagine witnessing someone get on stage, make fun of themselves for my entertainment, then not even give them a laugh.

[@adriennestudaway893]

I had a friend how was in the audience in a show like this where they are filming acts back to back. She said it was miserable by the end. You sit there for hours with few breaks while they set up between shots. They don't want you to move around and restrict bathroom visits even so they can have consistent shots. If you watch several of these episodes you'll see the same people sitting in the same places for like 8-9 acts. Gets boring I imagine so the act that comes up 6th or 7th isn't going to get the same reception as the one coming up 1st or 2nd. Not fair to the acts to give them such a stale audience :(

[@sethbishop6890]

@@adriennestudaway893 damn that's interesting thanks for the info

[@ivanmartinez-jd8gi]

Judging people for judging humor while judging humor

[@agentelvis81]

You are forgetting how many drugs have been taken in the "This is Not Happening" audience. You try to laugh appropriately that fucked up.

[@isaaccraig3666]

Nah she was boring. Didn't find her jokes funny at all. She just looks funny. Shame

[@pizzaviolater]

thank you for always making me laugh, I'm binge watching you 😂😂😂

[@trashypine6198]

Me too even tho she looks like my mom at that age

[@doghouse010]

"I will shank you!!" reminded me of the God Warrior on Trading Spouses

[@jazminedenmark]

Omg now one of my favorites. She was hilarious.

[@NewWorldAstro]

Jazmine Denmark how did i just find her?! 👊🏼

[@itsyagirlindica3505]

When she exited the stage she still had her hands out in front of her like she couldn't see 🤣

[@scottwalker6188]

She's awesome

[@LaObraDeMarteLODM]

Hahahahaha. I am latino and I have family from Spain as well, and I found this really fucking funny. That girl has some punchlines going on.

[@chriswalker7895]

One of the most androgynous human beings the good Lord ever created. Funny chick!

[@thinkingjack]

I keep looking her up and I’m just rolling. I love her, I hope she gets bigger with her shows, she’s hilarious as can be!

[@LauraTellez]

Love her!! Shes now my favorite comedian!❤️❤️❤️

[@lunasjade]

"and I have a Groupon!" Lmao gosh she's so funny

[@OneDogsDay]

Damn she’s funny 😆 I laughed so hard at the end when you just hear that fed up rage towards the end of her set

[@noanoa332]

I'm from Spain and i was hoping for a lot more funny stereotypes here. However i have to say, we easily identify tourists because they're the ones carrying a purse 😂😂 If i see someone in the metro with a backpack on their back, not on the front, hugging it, guarding it, i know that person is a tourist 😅

[@ceylonmooney]

HAHAHAHA! damn, sister. im drinkin out of mason jar right now that had vegetables in it 3 days ago.

[@rakiawithers1441]

Fortune is comfortable in her skin...I love her !!!!

[@maryallison0509]

Rakia Withers Agreed!!! I’ve seen a few people saying she’s ugly. But when I’m watching a video of her I don’t see a ugly person. I see a chick who is comfortable and happy and in a loving relationship. I enjoy her a lot.

[@4daunion]

Spain is one of the most safe countries in the whole world, so thanks for takin' one for the team. Be back soon!

[@rynjohnston742]

I think she's cute and friggin hilarious

[@ktlemongrass5129]

She’s freaking awesome!

[@armany02]

"...And my purse." Lol.

[@msthang5366]

I absolutely loved Fortune on “The Mindy Project”!!

[@tayj857]

We NEED more Fortune Feimster!!! Please Comedy Central work your money magic and get this chick some more air time!!!

[@erikjj235]

Freaking hilarious 😂 loved it!

[@SmartMoufShirts]

Ari, I would totally move to Florida if I ever got sick of America.

[@rainforestangel]

i love her

[@ilya8132]

Ahahaha, when she reenacted her anger to La Abuelita after her haircut 😂

[@stephaniemckenna3260]

Who else sees her and thinks of the kid from bad Santa 😂😂😂

[@spitfire0781]

Want a sandwich

[@ericwierson8376]

You're hilarious. You were great as the kid in BAD SANTA. 😁😁😁. I've been watchin Roasts

[@NoBanksNearby]

I usually enjoy these, but I honestly didn't think that was funny, and it really killed me when she dropped the mic at the end. Is that your mic? OK, so why are you potentially breaking someone else's gear to try and look cool as you exit the stage? how about polishing your act and then as you get a standing O, placing the mic back on the stand like other respectful, funny comics

[@damon9872]

you really don't know much, do you? that's a shure SM58. most bands use them, comedy clubs use them, know why? cause you could run that mic over with a truck and it would be 100% okay

[@codycardenas1424]

***** Being classless is her shtick. I don't think she's funny though.

[@LuciferJordan]

eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh go fuck yourself

[@davek2548]

its probably a SM58...motherfuckers can take some damage...trust me...you can use one as a weapon and it will work fine the next day

[@savannahboyden1835]

I wonder why everyone is leaving hate I love her

[@sierra7202]

People seem to have a need to hate. I don't get it. If you don't like something or someone don't watch or listen to them.

[@sorry8481]

savannah boyden cause this particular video was not funny. She might be the funniest comedian in other shows but this one was not good. Saying that doesn’t make u a bad person is just people’s opinion the same as u think she is funny

[@alexakimov]

Clicked because I love her from the Mindy Project lmaaoo

[@sierra7202]

She was on Chelsea Handler's first talk show from time to time. She was hilarious.

[@privatetutor1]

This is sooooooo funny!! Been a fan for a while!!

[@VulgarATT]

I moved to Thailand 2 years ago. Fuckin love it.

[@TheGalimatiasShow]

She looks like the little boy from Bad Santa XD

[@desiiipop]

Yea🤏

[@rocyrino]

Would you like me to fix you a sandwich?

[@lucasreeserlarkin8996]

Audrey La Point - agree, God bless her. 'Fortune' is the ugliest woman I think I've ever seent, I can't imagine the family photo. I'm right across the state line in TN. I love my fellow southerners, however, she's Not funny. Just funny looking, she should just make herself into a meme or logo. And leave it at that. That reads, 'can I fix ya some Sammiches?!?!' She's not a lesbian by choice, I will never believe that lie..

[@maryallison0509]

Audrey La Point I was trying to figure out who she looks like. The kid from Bad Santa! Lol That was a perfect call.

[@maryallison0509]

Lucas Reeser Larkin Wow was that necessary? Why so hateful? I think she seems like a genuinely nice chick, so her face isn’t a factor for me enjoying her comedy. I think she looks like a lot of normal woman. Nothing fancy but nothing offensive either. Although her hair is pretty funny. I’ll give you that much.

[@Ayla123Hemora]

She was great! The only thing I legit cringed at was the mic drop. My inner Techie screamed like a dying elephant at that. "Not the equipmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!!"

[@NewWorldAstro]

Ayla123Hemora i must admit i did rewatch the mic drop to relive the cringe lol. She doesn’t need it 👍🏼

[@PhoenixWarpath]

She is a great comedian and so is Ari. Recently just started my stand-up journey and hope I get to meet them along the way. :)

[@Anona_Meows]

It had been a year, updates?

[@taf8903]

I didn't know that Syndrome from The Incredible's did stand up.

[@DeeKomedy]

hahahaha hilarious !! she's right old ladies in Spain just tell you everything in your face !!

[@klu222]

I too drank out of a mason jar before it was cool. You had to make sure you washed it out real good though...my mom made jalapenos jelly...that's all I'm sayin'.

[@geekdivaherself]

_Hot Ones_ roulette! Yum!

[@billthecat666]

Fortune Feimster IS FANTASTIC.

[@drgonzo212]

10:09 Definitely not drop the mic worthy material.

[@hampusramen]

M8, upload ur best material on youtube.

[@hampusramen]

and then come to club in sweden and perform. This shit was 6/10 at best

[@kimberlypoole5325]

She sucks

[@insolentish4529]

Says" like" and "you know" non stop

[@UncleHashy]

Theory... ralphie may was separated from his sister when he was a child. Him and the fam moved to Arkansas. And his sister was shipped to North Carolina

[@chironapolonio]

She ROCKS

[@Bolt99K]

From the like to dislike ratio, I thought this was gonna be terrible. I laughed multiple times at this, it wasn’t great but it wasn’t that bad either. More than watchable. Idk what y’alls issue is?

[@JoshuaDracul]

Willie Trombone because she isnt funny. i identify as a funny person so i would know, and thats something a woman wouldnt understand.

[@jenniferaustin6778]

Love her!!!

[@jayybaby5298]

Wooo North Carolina 😂 I hate it here 😭😭😭😭 mason jar thing it’s true 😂😂😂

[@happymom6868]

Saw Fortune on David Spade’s show and now I’m a fan👍

[@scottlambert741]

From the thumbnail I thought it was the kid from Bad Santa

[@n34m]

saw her live at the store, hilarious.

[@evilduotv]

"How about some sandwiches??"

[@cocorkiller2322]

fun fact, if u skip to 0:40 ish.. in most of these videos. u can avoid eye cancer

[@mkaiser29]

Ha ha!!! That was great!!

[@sapphicnickel]

The camp counselors at my camp (of which I became one eventually) would drink out of granola jars! Because the camp at a lot of granola and then you had a way to carry your beverage w/ a lid. That camp had the most delicious peach juice I’ve ever had in my life.

[@BlackHoleBrew42]

Thurman Merman!!!

[@robertmarsh8334]

Korea... Hands down! I loved it there and men with blue eyes, dark hair, and not completely ugly and treated like they are celebrities

[@AestheteRedShift]

I love her, but... T.J. Miller and Honey Boo Boo had a baby. Hypothetically, of course. 🤗

[@shanelleshizukoeppler6721]

Fortune is really funny and this show is usually hilarious, but this didn't land the way it should have. It had some funny bits, but when the jokes didn't land, you could feel her really struggling to get them there.

[@mateiardeleanu2001]

This woman is the definition of 'Murrica.

[@egyptjohnson8076]

Matei Ardeleanu 😂😂🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[@krmlo2689]

Yeah she is fucked up thing is this lady that I work with looks just like her and I'm pretty sure shes also gay

[@jaymartinez2197]

@@krmlo2689 ur weird

[@bethjablon-ruggles5852]

Yea these people you can tell never left this country. America is the only first would country that doesn't have paid maternity leave and paid sick leave. We have the biggest stick (military) we are not the best. Not even close.

[@memedaddy6879]

I’m currently sitting naked in the tub drinking out of a mason jar

[@phaedrabacker2004]

Whatcha drinkin?

[@memedaddy6879]

Phaedra Backer whisky and Dr Pepper

[@phaedrabacker2004]

@@memedaddy6879 good choice

[@ItsChurchieYall]

This is actually pretty funny especially if you know a lot about Spain and/or Spanish 😂

[@s3ntry948]

OMG She DROPPED the mic!! That was bad-asss!!!!

[@VertigoGTI]

Tuesday night stripper, tuesday night comedy.

[@meshuggahlad7]

she sucks

[@kimberlypoole5325]

She does pretty much suck... Even if she is from my home state of NC...

[@AnonymousUser77254]

karen kelly do you have to be a masterful director in order to criticise a film? Her comedy is aimed at non-comedians. If non-comedians don't like her then that's a failed attempt don't you think?

[@MavidG]

It's hard to laugh when you can still see the attention seeking reason that make someone a comedian

[@Scavenger82]

It's 1 in the morning, you ever try to NOT laugh so hard you can't breathe?

[@deus0222]

This was not her best bit... I just saw her live a couple nights ago though and it was hilarious. Many times I almost choked or spit out my drink. Her comedy has definitely improved since 5 years ago, let’s just say that.

[@kevinzimmerman556]

This isn't really suppose to be a bit. It's a story from her life

[@Tzadeck]

Anyone who goes abroad remembers that one person who couldn't handle it. Le sigh.

[@JohanIsNotDead]

I'd move to Edinburgh, Scotland. I have established friendships there so I'd have an apartment and roommate immediately. Being from Kentucky, Scotland is attractive because the landscape and climate (with the exception of winter) is similar and they speak English.

[@10yearsgone10]

Climate ain’t THAT similar bro lol.. prepared to feel WET a lot, not much sun, more rain n windy windy windy af sometimes. N some snow in winter, so ya some similarities but missing that big crucial thing, the 2/3rd’s to 3/4’s of the year where it can be at least cool n wet (even in summer) any day

[@ryancresawn4726]

Yeah they speak great English until you meet a Glaswegian.

[@DesecratedTTV]

Let me move in with you and your friend :(

[@Verdeangela12]

I love Fortune!!! She's so funny!

[@ErnestLemmingway]

That was dissapointing :(

[@denstar5928]

I love this lady's comedy, its the best.

[@daynerogers8133]

Haha Ari didn't even like her. He almost always gives props at the end, but he just said her name twice with disdain

[@jonmv2000]

Dude in the RVCA cap is high af. Twacked

[@0oo70]

Ha! He looked Extremely disappointed that she Dropped the mic though.

[@edenaxela8726]

Fortune Feimster for the win

[@AaronSmith369]

man... now I just wanna watch me some Ralphie May specials.

[@kimberlypoole5325]

Yes, one of my all time favorites, Ralphie May... Now he's funny, this girl not so much

[@meelahmanifestslove]

I almost watched the whole thing until I read comments. Thank you

[@ramonawilson9361]

Love Fortune Feimster she's hilarious!!!!

[@BigfishinonWhidbey]

I can't believe how young Ralphie May looks! Good for him.

[@georgeberry1959]

+Bigfishin' Custom Tackle I genuinely thought that this might have been Ralphie May and he did like a cross dressing act.

[@Kinjamaimai]

Funny premise, bad story. Pass. There is no pride in being ignorant.

[@newsrapper]

Her delivery sucks

[@roadlesstraveled34]

I've been drinking out of Mason jars for 20yr😂. They're so durable; glasses kept breaking on us. Never once broke a Mason jar.

[@aburrimiento2]

is this the kid from bad santa?

[@explosivefreak666]

HaHaàà.. Good one.!!

[@loridotson311]

Instead of A-1 sauce tho.......Let's move to Spain! Im down......but fuck they're ice! and the damn purse, LMAO

[@magicman9218]

CHILL WITH THE ADS MCDONALD'S EVERYONE ON THE PLANET KNOWS ABOUT YOUR FOOD ALREADY

[@Leahrloo]

I am annoyed by how little the audience is laughing, she is fucking hilarious!!

[@salexmatei]

She`s still funnier than some of you will ever be -.-

[@aberwarum222]

and uglier too.

[@Tom-xv5rk]

+googlestopaskingformyname Is that supposed to make her impressive? Most people aren't paid to be funny. I would have settled for interesting, she was neither. This comment section is more interesting then her story.

[@shaneb.3982]

googlestopaskingformyname Thats debatable.

[@tracyburnquist6513]

I noticed that in your defense of her, you said “some of you” rather than “most of you.” Are saying that over 50% of the people in this comments section are funnier than her? If so, I couldn’t agree more.

[@andraignat11]

do the roar!

[@jazzpop1233]

This audience was not it. They were sleeping on her jokes🤣

[@julianyo7072]

That's because she isn't that funny.

[@tray5304]

What jokes? I didn't even laugh once.

[@esaimayo2119]

Gawd that was awful, hope that this is not her at her best cause that was just bad

[@joshuablack8221]

She's funny, I like her.

[@martinng370]

hahahahahahaha good one mate

[@modernmute9028]

Every sound person and production tech lost it when she threw the mic. Even Artie was like dude, the 🎤