This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You. Drew Allen - Full Special

[@midnightodellewest1999]

Love his calm delivery. Makes his humor catch you off-guard. Found myself laughing without even realizing it at first. My favorite line so far.. 'basically a bully's job is to say terrible things about you and make you feel bad about yourself until you're old enough to just do that naturally for yourself." Ha ha, maybe I should be thanking my junior high bullies for my midlife fashion sense.

[@Gardenruth]

I recommend Kellen Erskine. His jokes are fairly similar.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

He offers such a different perspective. I'm very impressed cuz he's young and his delivery is impeccable and creative.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

@Tony Day yeah, he's way beyond his years! I wanna say I like Mark Normand as well...

[@creamnall]

just wanna say, you people that analyze comedy like this, Wao, where r u people, in my country DR We dont even have this Kind of comedy, because people wouldnt get It, not even If It was in spanish 😖, dont stop existing

[@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS]

That's the bit that caused me to share it in social media.

[@jeffwalker6815]

"0 dollars?!' 'Well any currency, really" - best joke I've heard this year

[@Greatspangledfrittilary]

It was my happiest moment of youtube during all of covid.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

It's 6 months later, is this still true?

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

Hi from the future. Nope, zero bitcoin is now worth $815,000 somehow

[@MaNuLaToROfficial]

@@RabblesTheBinx no now its bitcoin

[@NatandGeorge]

@@RearAdmiralTootToot 0.0005 BTC, mathematically is 0, but is worth something in real money. . .

[@timmhawkins7491]

Money or no money I hope being a comedian makes him as happy as he made every listener

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

great comment . You're absolutely right if this makes him a happy human being that's all you can really ask for in this one life. I know I enjoyed watching it .it was very funny. Thanks for that after work pick me up drew

[@esteedle]

I wanted to give this a thumbs up but you're at 420

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

He’d probably prefer money

[@loganlopez832]

Oddly enough there’s a comedian named “Tim Hawkins”

[@joulupukki1607]

If u get gig like this one it means u make pretty decent livin, my friend comedian and he tours comedy clubs and bars and make solid 2-3k month

[@ashpete21]

"This test doesn't matter" ... deep sigh ... "nothing matters." LOL!!!!

[@MlDNlTEOWL]

Such a great performance. He's awkward, but I love that he owns it. Exactly the kind of humor I enjoy - dark and dry.

[@Janski14]

its more like deep instead of dark

[@samlee7420]

HEXXEN WOLF most comedians are awkward in their own way. My opinion is monotone. But humorous nevertheless. It was still good.

[@richardgibson360]

@but why it pp

[@ruinned]

@but why Oh nooo.. no Nazi or dead baby jokes 🙄 ..

[@vsp303]

This is what you consider dark??

[@analuizadefigueiredosouza7851]

"You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". That's a pretty great point xD

[@austinl.2703]

Agreed. I wish I had realized that 50 years ago !

[@maryjaneblues4012]

Right we've all been there😂😂

[@wikiwoof9590]

Really puts things into perspective LOL

[@p382742937423y4]

You never thought about that before?

[@jocomfiresin6982]

It's also not true... For all the single people who have never been in a relationship.

[@benjaminteeter3331]

This guy being an accounting major makes so much sense.

[@aaronthomas8834]

The exact comment I was looking for

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Why?

[@benjaminteeter3331]

@@VictoriaSobocki Have you never heard any accountant jokes?

[@lostlang]

As an accountant I'm triggered ... But that's just cuz your right

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

one of the most amusing profs I had in college was a profoundly sarcastic observer of the human condition who also taught accounting. He did a quite good job of both in my estimation.

[@marioanthony8787]

This man has stand up comedy superpowers, this is what happens when you dont let shyness, social awkwardness or self doubt hold you back, keep it up mate you're comedy gold.

[@boisterberryjam8090]

“I just need to play against somebody better” hahaha

[@ericorozco4017]

Genius. So good. Brilliant logic

[@louiscyfer6944]

indeed if you want to get better.

[@masonmalone4853]

You should find someone better no you shouldn't you should find someone worst! If I lost to my brother in basketball im not gonna find someone better to play against makes perfect sense

[@appa609]

@@masonmalone4853 I mean dating isn't an adverserial game. The goal is to find the person who can cooperate best with you.

[@adamtash2891]

@@appa609 exactly. still funny tho

[@myfamilymatters]

This young man has a future in comedy. He is so real and funny. Wishing him the very best of luck in following him dreams. Loved his humour.

[@xandermcn]

“you should find someone worse" 😂

[@crestaljean824]

I love that sometimes he's just casually sitting. Feels like talking with a friend.

[@frankflapper445]

This kid's good. A 40-minute good set while doing comedy as a side gig? He'll do fine.

[@sramm]

Maybe Bradley Cooper and Barbra Streisand's love child?

[@RRRRobbbb]

Don't call him a kid, and don't call it a side gig. Quality stuff.

[@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389]

@@RRRRobbbb wow man calm down. I think they meant that despite being so young he is a total natural and being that he is going to school for accounting it is literally the definition of a side gig. It seems to be an amazingly successful side gig, but he didn't spend 5 years of his life going to comedy college in case his passion for accounting doesn't workout. I hope he never has to use his accounting degree for a living if he doesn't want to and he is good enough he probably won't have to; but currently he literally said he is "considering a career in comedy" which makes it a side gig while he is finishing college and not yet a full fledged career. There is nothing demeaning about that. It is amazing that he is killing it already and he has barely begun.

[@shootertrump7315]

Puddintane Jingleheimerschmitt, I think you’re the one that needs to calm down. He just said his JUSTIFIED opinion, and you put that much effort into commenting on a misunderstanding that never happened

[@shootertrump7315]

Frank Flapper, Rob literally only sounds like a person who understands the minute difference between the actual meaning of the words. Not only is the takeaway that he’s mad, now he’s has aspergers. Welp

[@robinhoman8594]

His awareness of his emotions is inspiring. Takes serious guts to be this honest.

[@juneelle370]

Yes that was very refreshing ☀️

[@wasntme9578]

The comedy's working dude. Evertime I thought a joke wasn't working it was because it wasn't finished. Took me a while to realise that was his strenth. So many comedians, even well established ones, if a gag fails for some reason they keep at it adding stuff improve and it just makes the fail even worse. With this guy it would sound just like that then he comes out of left field and nails it. Subtle. If this is only his part time gig, imagine after he gets a few years under his belt. The whole mediocrity and lack of confidence thing makes him relatable. Self depreciation is always funny.

[@mackhomie6]

yeah. it's not exactly an original schtick, but it's fine all the same. other comedians, when a joke fails they "add stuff improve"? I'm not sure if you meant "to improve [it]" or "improvised", but regardless, these jokes are not off the cuff. any joke in a special has been worked to death and the little add-ons aren't an exception

[@wasntme9578]

@@mackhomie6 That was exactly my point. It was all worked out. It made you feel like he was floundering but pulled it together in the end. That was no accident. It may not be totally original but its not always done very well. This guy with time I believe will be big. And yes I meant improvising not improving. I would go see him. That's the take away I meant to get across.

[@mackhomie6]

@@wasntme9578 gotcha. (but improvising is the opposite of what we just established)

[@wasntme9578]

@@mackhomie6 I was referring to other comedians that when a gag falls flat a lot of times they drag it out using improv and making it worse. This guy seems like that is what is happening when in fact he is not.

[@josieouira5]

He is so underrated. Watched this 2 years ago and always finding myself coming back to certain clips because they just stuck with me. Would love to see more of him

[@kitty10141]

Yes ma’am, here I am back to watch it again in full. Definitely top 5 on drybar

[@earndoggy]

No, no, no. You don't shoot the old lady. You shoot the manager and then say "I see you have an opening in management."

[@jessiejeanne9717]

You have quite a STRONG sense of humor, too! 😂🤣😜

[@earndoggy]

@@jessiejeanne9717 Thanks LOL!

[@GrumpyTweety]

Ooh, so THAT's the right answer. No wonder they didn't hire me, either. Thank you!

[@earndoggy]

@@GrumpyTweety LMAO! You're welcome.

[@applepear7006]

Exactly. That's why so many high-level executives are psychopaths.

[@Skylinersontape]

His voice is like a grown up Morty

[@mewre2062]

should be top comment

[@sema6008]

Lmao yes

[@totallynotprom1036]

Yes

[@SyrPipeOrg]

This IS grown up Morty! 😆

[@saskeialiverpool6061]

Morty after puberty

[@PatrickJWenzel]

Yup, winner. Keep up with the accounting because at this rate you'll soon need to know how to manage your Netflix special earnings.

[@garrettwright6466]

“It would create this infinite series of helmets in helmets.”

[@weichuenthechemist]

The lady when he said get drunk and watch ted talk LOL

[@StephJ0seph]

Lol I read this just as it happened 12:54 she *really* enjoyed that joke 😂

[@marcosresto544]

she's paid to laugh. like a laugh track.

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

@@marcosresto544 what, do you tell kids Santa's not real too?

[@reggie2685]

Sounds like a good time

[@af2876]

@@marcosresto544 What ?! Your kidding right. Is that really a thing ? No. It cant be.

[@LadyVoldemort]

Love him, he has unique ways to make me laugh the whole time. Adding one after another one liners, each funnier than the last...awesome. Wish to see more of this young man. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@ravempowers]

Even though his body language and delivery is probably not the best, it's his honesty and owning who he is that makes him so likeable imo. Great job dude!

[@phyvo]

This is the second time I've watched this and his sheer honesty in the set is actually quite incredible.

[@nitishsaxena1372]

He owned his awkwardness and that made this set even better.

[@MG-iy1oh]

it works, though

[@TechWiz1983]

This was quite good considering he's still in college and doing this. Best of luck to him.

[@emilydotbug]

Lmfao i totally agree with the "dont buy clothes when you're having high self esteem" thing i make that mistake a lot x) especially when i was overweight...

[@ericorozco4017]

I have to donate so much clothes because of this. :(

[@dawnbaker1970]

So grateful I decided not to buy those black faux leather leggings. In my 40s.

[@staggerindan16]

me with all my short shiney club dresses even though i wear work boots and t shirts on the daily and never go to clubs 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

[@louiscyfer6944]

how long do i need to wait for a low self esteem day to come around?

[@Soul-OnFire]

In my teens i wore what was popular at the time.. in my twenties i wore sexier attire.. in my 30s its boys basketball shorts and a big tee shirt comfort is everything something i wish younger me understood 😂 😂

[@surfpsych]

"Do I look like the guy who has an abundance of other baskets available to him?"😁💛

[@pratamawirya3736]

And that's it, 40+ minutes of my life just flew away. He's so good I couldn't stop watching and laughing.

[@rondawohl3562]

This young man is Brilliant!! I would hope to see him on a late night talk show one day. He's a natural!!

[@danieldahlinger177]

The one that sent me was "Zero dollars? - Well any currency, really."

[@martinweihrauch2379]

Wow - there is good standup comedy without using the f-word in every other sentence! Good job!

[@rabbit32073]

Aaaahhh, nothing like some good 'ole self deprecation comedy.

[@PhillyFrank1]

So much better than insult comedy or battle of the sexes comedy.

[@JSmithandJB6]

I like this kid. Made me laugh out loud several times! Cant wait to see more of you, Drew

[@mmaries9052]

I admire comedians who can make me laugh without the cussing and vulgarity many stand ups provide... lol

[@af2876]

Why care ? I dont even notice if someone doesnt curse or if they do all the time. I really dont notice it. If its funny. Its funny. Is that weeird ? Like do you guys notice such things ?

[@totallyfrozen]

Angelika Freitag If you don’t cuss all the time or if you have children, your hearing gets more sensitive to it (or should, anyway).

[@PixiieGrotto]

Angelika Freitag personally no I don’t notice most times.

[@samanthadavis6869]

Me too! I like to laugh and not feel guilty about it later 🤔😁

[@antisocialantihero3464]

@@samanthadavis6869 ive literally never felt guilty about laughing

[@cassiehutchings8655]

"just looking for somewhere to put my eggs" 😂😂

[@meilei8716]

You should never buy clothes when you have high self esteem- gold

[@vyvyiian5064]

I love this performance so much. I have laughed from the beginning to the end. Your personality is charming and likable. The material is original. The sense of metaphor is incredible. I hope one day I will see you again in your own show.

[@deblina]

I love this guy.. so talented such a gentle yet funny delivery

[@nnt9498]

I loved this set. His delivery works so well for him.

[@Jen-tt9yx]

I love the nerdy vibe he gives lol.

[@YARI589]

This is cool, Drew! Very great comic. I graduated with my Accounting Degree, too and it's nice to hear a fellow colleague talk about their dreams because I feel the same way! You're gonna be just fine and one day, all of them will be watching you on their screens!! -- oh wait.

[@thestreamofthought]

He's really good with a unique type relatable of humor. Rewatched it 3 times. Definitely my favourite from Drybar.

[@anastasialynn42]

I love his delivery and how he'll come out of left-field with a call-back that nails it. Plus, I find his stories so relatable - At one point, I laughed so hard it hurt. Brilliant. LOL

[@ajsparx4133]

"Hiding old ladies' bodies in pizza dough..." I don't speak Italian, but I do know that's called a calzone

[@cookeymonster83]

Even more odd is that "calzone" is actually Italian for trouser leg.

[@ajsparx4133]

@@cookeymonster83 ...What? Why? Gonna have to look that one up haha

[@teknosisglitch2432]

... More like a galzone. 😉

[@cookeymonster83]

Dude... you high?

[@ajsparx4133]

@@cookeymonster83 nope but I was drunk probably

[@artisania_shop]

My favorite was "Finish the job! You said you'd do anything to get this job now prove it! So I killed her.." 😂😅🤣

[@IntellectuallyKurious]

This kid is showing some seasoned vets how it's done!!! Non stop laughter over here

[@unsolicitedopinionsbyyela]

He's so cute and lanky and nerdy and awkward. I love him.

[@beachboxrealty]

I have a guy for you, my roommate.

[@alphawolf4714]

"You get drunk and watch Ted talks?" Maybe I should be an accountant.

[@ericorozco4017]

Probably why that chick busted out laughing so hard. She had been caught

[@azshadow32]

Ikr😂

[@jiheesuh7953]

Not everyone has the brains to be an accountant

[@melissamccleary9611]

@@ericorozco4017 She was the only one that knew what he was talking about. 🙃

[@toomessy]

@@jiheesuh7953 Funny thing, you're not wrong AT ALL. I'm a Business/Economics major, so I'm forced to take Accounting at my school (I wish somebody had told me that before I chose the school lol) and I'm struggling BAD! Accounting has a certain level of math that many people cannot and will probably never understand. It's literally insanity.

[@broaddusmarines]

I wish this young man the best. I enjoyed every second of this. He’s very talented.

[@Tinymoezzy]

He looks like pointy Michael Cera.

[@YourName-tt8tz]

Ugh thank you! THAT'S who it is! Or kinda like if season 1-2 Arrested Development Cera and a pinch of the guy who played Mark Zuckerberg were thrown into a can and shaken together.

[@mikejammac994]

Yes that's who it is

[@judekristo]

Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead + plus young Bradley cooper.

[@terminallyelleofficial]

I was just writing this!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD🤣

[@imgointolukins]

Pointier

[@RedShipsofSpainAgain]

This guy is hilarious. Absolutely killed it! I love how much self-awareness he has

[@edselsreadingchannel6724]

i like how these comedians on "Dry Bar Comedy" don't use profanity and are actually funny.

[@JacobSantosDev]

That is because the state fines you per profanity.

[@ericorozco4017]

That's what everyone likes!

[@scarbo22]

What’s funny about profanity?

[@alexortiz7446]

im sure their told not to and acclimate to their surroundings

[@carolyntalbot947]

Dry Bar is a Mormon organization. That's why they don't use profanity or talk about drinking/sex/drug use.

[@padala23]

"We've swapped positions in the van" - that's gold right there

[@JLabanz]

Solid set! Never heard of this guy but he has a future in comedy!

[@johnnythrogmorton7700]

His style is very original. His humorous take on his life is unique and fresh. It's perfect for the stage of life he is going through. I look forward to seeing how he adapts it as he matures in age. Very likable and easy to listen to. Two thumbs up

[@aliciap8583]

I'm actually impressed with this guy, he had me laughing constantly.😂

[@jessiejeanne9717]

Same!

[@ericorozco4017]

Constantly!! Loved it!

[@rhondas3017]

"I must bowl!" I think that about every five years when I remember how fun it is.

[@AkumaMitsurugi]

This guy is how i imagine michael cera would look and sound if he did stand up comedy

[@jackheeke4897]

BigWill4Christ was thinking the exact same thing

[@Sacromancer]

what look very skinny and super gay?

[@Qtneyjane]

Maybe Michael Ceras evil and more confident and clever twin in Youth In Revolt.

[@iianebb_0613]

couldn't find any drew allen videos aside from this. dry bar! i hope you give him a special this year (if he decided to still be a comic)! it's been a long time.

[@Remly75]

He's one of the funniest guys I've ever seen on KZbin, love that the full special is up!!!

[@Special-5323]

i've watched this so many times, whenever I see it I cant stop watching. is a good set, hope to see more of this dude

[@FullMoonHowl]

That "messenger bag is too small" moment? IS adult life. You nailed it, son.

[@cookeymonster83]

Real adults bring their own textbooks when buying a bag.

[@carolyntalbot947]

"Maybe hoarders are just the most romantic people ever..."

[@denasharpe2393]

You may be right...

[@QuietlyCurious]

It's true. My dad is a hoarder because he's sentimental to the extreme.

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

Actually, just true.

[@blackstone4715]

I've watched a lot of drybar, this was one of my favorites. Dont stop dude!

[@rosejanae7023]

I've watched this routine many times. I just laughed so hard for so long and started hiccuping, my dog got scared a left the room, and I had to turn the video off so my roommates can sleep.

[@erinmorrison9070]

Awesome set! Far better than a lot of the Netflix specials by established names that I have seen lately

[@austinl.2703]

"You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". . . Something I should have thought of 50 years ago !

[@jennifersamsal7415]

"Enticed by a business park in Billings Mt" killed me 😂😂😂

[@arasb3258]

Killer comedy gold!!! Wow! Funniest ever! Drew Allen, the world needs your comedy. Had me laughing a lot.

[@silg7262]

My childhood bully pushed me into gymnastics, now I coach gymnastics. It's a weird thing to say.

[@cookeymonster83]

My childhood bully tried to kill me. Now I kill people. I think that might be weirder.

[@melissasaint3283]

In my late twenties, after an idle conversation with my husband about bullies, I did some googling and discovered that my childhood bullies were *almost all either dead or had gone to jail* One had never graduated and he ODed. One had a great white collar job but had been busted as part of a scrip dealing ring. One, it turned out, had something seriously wrong with him neurologically, which explained a lot. The meanest one, the only one who continued trying to bully people even in high school, had gotten married, had a very promising career ahead and then got some kind of cancer and died very quickly!😳 There was one female bully, she had the mildest outcome: asking a friend, I was just told "still a stripper." Meanwhile, my own life was going great-- far, far better than I had ever imagined possible as a child. It became very easy to let go of some of the pain of being bullied at that point!

[@MarianaSilva-kh4io]

@@melissasaint3283 If i were you I would tel that story to every person that tries to hurt me, they will be afraid.

[@danan9061]

@BoundbytheWild me neither

[@OnlyABlemish]

@@melissasaint3283 ... Did you just write a post saying it makes you feel better that people who were mean as children have horrible lives / died terribly? This is literally the most sociopathic thing I've ever read on social media.

[@wolfie1027]

He's more unique than most of the comics I've heard. I hope he goes far. He's very good. 👍🏿

[@reginafallangie2867]

Kinda reminds me of *Jesse Eisenberg* with his demeanor, deadpan delivery, self deprecation. He’s got the chops for comedy.

[@pamd649]

He should have a Netflix special. Funnier than some I’ve seen there

[@jameswoods4134]

Me: gets dumped KZbin: _This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You_ Me: *oof* Thanks for trying, KZbin

[@thisunity]

Alphabet Inc loves to serve you

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Yes...be my dear and true friend...then...if you choose to 😇

[@cookeymonster83]

Dude don't be sad. Obviously she just thought she could do better.

[@blahblahblahblah2837]

I haven't been dumped yet, but I guess KZbin knows whats up

[@soakupthenoise]

its the animated profile picture

[@stacyjaye6350]

It's his timing, it's perfect. And really, that's what it's all about in comedy, isn't it? Well done, young brother.

[@cdmp777]

Lmao 8:54 I felt that deep in my soul. When you try to calm yourself down and it goes too far😆

[@rocarlosdavis622]

You screamed...perfect👽

[@VictoriaSobocki]

100%

[@sunkencubeoctahedron7844]

Yup

[@ninjabunnyproductions4029]

I had to “rehabilitate” my own ex boyfriend after our breakup because he had no friends. It’s also 5x more weird

[@wmmv2019]

OMG same! I still speak to him often as he calls me and i really don't want to be rude to him... we stay friends.. but keep it real to let him know that we're not a couple anymore

[@Chelsso0]

How did it go?

[@eloybox]

@@wmmv2019 that's nice but don't let that get in the way of finding a real man

[@Concetta20]

“Where self-confidence meets self-defense.” 😆

[@maryprice8458]

Drew is one of my all-time favorite comedians! Love his fresh perspective:)

[@marylsanz]

feelings throw those overboard 🤣😭🤣 dry humor 🤣🤣🤣

[@veranichole1981]

Drew! You are one of my favorite comedians. Please come out with another special.

[@brennenbisme]

Tony Hawk's come a long way, really working on his comedy

[@frostyxmeboi8878]

@James Scalzo r/whoosh

[@desertchannel7]

@but why Is your name Tyler Johnson?

[@garrettacer6525]

I was feeling down and blue. I bumped into this comedy skit and ended up smiling and laughing. Thank you. You be you.

[@KH-cz1rg]

I've been dealing with PTSD and depression, this is my go to, when I need to smile a bit more.

[@MissAdventures]

Sadly, I kept failing a test and I told myself when I passed, I was going to ask for a clipping of a plant at the testing center.After I finally passed, I asked for the clipping. They told me it was plastic. They gave me the whole plastic dusty pythos plant. Not what I had signed up for.

[@Opus4210]

I laughed so hard at this last night, I thought I would wake the neighbours. My gut still hurts the next day!

[@Gardenruth]

100% student humor

[@Valekath]

Eden Ward For better or for worse.

[@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS]

Comics often rely on the dumb choices they made regarding college and their careers long into their careers. He happens to be at the beginning of it. I'm in my 60s, remember those years, and laughed plenty enough.

[@blueskysummer1012]

I’ve listened to many comedians and this set was solid from start to finish. I’m so impressed - my favorite Dry Bar comedian so far. Also better than 90% of existing Netflix specials. Wow.

[@billastell3753]

I watch a lot of stand up and this guy had me laughing so hard tears came from my eye. It's been a long time since a comic has done this to me. He's great!

[@sandyeckenrode3224]

I love Dry Bar comedy sets, I'm telling all my friends. How refreshing!

[@earthingearthling2976]

hmmm this could be Lady GaGa and Bradley Cooper's lovechild...

[@michellespiegel-cason1631]

Earthing Earthling baaahahahhahahahaaa!

[@sarahdays3094]

Omg...you're right!!

[@patriciawalker3561]

i was thinking the same thing watching him

[@countrybabe561]

IM SHOOK

[@michellemorrison1198]

@@michellespiegel-cason1631 perfect

[@complexlittlepirate3589]

Just love his low key style, those jokes really creep up on you!

[@dizzy_dan]

idk why I lost it at "Finish the job!"

[@mers3481]

I like his style; he's very smart with his jokes. I hope I can see more.

[@jessicamarie5781]

"You ever look at your life and think "11:50 "Who did this ?"

[@mimenchaca1830]

I love the pizza place employment quiz! He is so right, and retail is the same way.🤣🤣

[@therealkingcabbage]

Take a shot every time he says, "You know." Then watch a TED Talk.

[@PhillyFrank1]

Then, during the TED talk, take a shot every time the speaker begins a sentence with "What if I told you...".

[@User-hy6ur]

@@PhillyFrank1 ha

[@chiafairy7091]

@@PhillyFrank1 don't, you'll be in the hospital

[@mamaeli8101]

Don’t do any of this. You will die.

[@rickcoakley2092]

I dislike that you pointed this out. I did not notice until you pointed this out... anthough i did play this game when ben shapiro did a sunday special with that guy from vox

[@zombiecat1851]

Dude, that last bit about the messenger bag, I felt that. My mum got me this really nice leather bag & I spent hours cleaning it & water proofing. Then the day came for me to put my school books in...

[@Mollian899]

He’s so calm and funny😁

[@amandastakeonit7402]

How did this happen?! I was going to bed and I saw this come up in my KZbin line-up and I thought. Okay I have a few things to do and I love his stuff, I will listen for a few minutes...43 minutes and 21 second later. I just couldn't stop it! The irony is that I have watched this before!! He's brilliantly funny!

[@jessiejeanne9717]

*DO THE COMEDY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!* You will have your accounting degree, so you'll always have a job as long as you renew credentialing or what accountants do. If you were my son, I'd support your comedy career 💯% and I'm being honest and objective. I have regrets for not doing what I wanted in favor of drinking the "supposed to" Kool Aid and I believe it contributes to depression/anxiety. Sorry for oversharing & the unsolicited advice, it's just that I don't wish anxiety/depression on anyone.

[@JLabanz]

Zachary's Vlogs and vids SEASON 4 ^what you said

[@graceabernethy7499]

You can go on Dry Bar's App and tip him directly on his special if you want to support his career or any other comedians you want to support

[@Tricknologyinc]

He has his accounting degree so he can figure out if his agents are screwing him!

[@truthalonetriumphs6572]

Anxiety/ depression has no logic, no reason. Even people who chose their careers experience it.

[@laurencaouette2896]

Was not expecting it from some random auto-play comedy set but I laughed more at this guy's than I have at anyone's in a long time. Hell yeah dude, you're great