Forty Ounce Muscadet Review: It's A Forty Of Wine, Everybody!

[@davidp2888]

"It's a 40 ounce. Already a single serving." The man speaks truth.

[@Daveyjokes]

Is it David Patrick by chance?

[@FluffyTheTerrible]

Drinking straight from the bottle after admiring the nose in a glass, what a Chadwick move

[@rexasaurus3853]

Finally. Poured some into a cup to breath.

[@unemployedwineguy]

I threw out the sommelier rule book on this one!

[@daviduliana9950]

I love the faux nervousness and discomfort. "Not since the trial!!!" PTA meeting!!!! more killer lines.

[@unemployedwineguy]

Nothing faux about it. Gotta keep it in the family.

[@daviduliana9950]

@@unemployedwineguy Love the show and I don't even drink. Keep on, brother.

[@amicuscuriae]

"Thick Warm Bologna" was my nickname back in college.

[@lucywarmbrodt3353]

Can you tell any stories or has the statute of limitations not quite ran out yet?

[@Greg-TC]

You sound like someone I want to party with

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Was that because of your appendage, or the smell you left in the sheets after using it?

[@jeremyheintz1479]

@@HolyKhaaaaan I told her I had 12 inches because it smelled like a foot.

[@nxtech201]

Crackin 40s of wine that’s as classy as it gets

[@Dawson_]

PVM is the greatest thing to come from the Quarantine. Cheers to you good sir, may your bed always be warmed by the pale glow of the streetlights.

[@unemployedwineguy]

Thank you for the kind words!

[@acidhelm]

This makes me want to see you do Edward Fortyhands.

[@JC-ln6on]

Dear god, I DO NOT miss college.

[@Psy-Krow]

is someone keeping track of the pv3 cannon yet? Now we have Tina's trial controversy to keep track of. i need like a wiki or fandom or something...

[@therealjoal]

Someone should start a wiki fandom site or something

[@monroefarmer09]

Someone started r/unemployedwineguy and is working on it

[@unemployedwineguy]

@@monroefarmer09 I found it and was equal parts impressed and terrified.

[@monroefarmer09]

@@unemployedwineguy Sounds like a cocktail just perfect for your channel!

[@nxtech201]

Pouring one out for the unemployed sommies might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@unemployedwineguy]

They all appreciated it!

[@lalocavixen]

Mon dieu, French wine in a 40 bottle with a screw cap? “It’s a 40. Gotta do it from the bottle.” “Notes of a Mary Kay meeting”! 🤣

[@Blackobluna]

Either this continues to be the most elaborate green screen ever, or he's in an ACTUAL KITCHEN

[@JayCAlan]

I thought the same thing! I was like HOLY CRAP that kitchen is real?

[@teebob21]

Green screen would not have the reflection from the window that gets shadowed across the countertop when Prescott moves

[@ninjabreadman8166]

You would be the classiest Gang Leader on the block, King. Keep up the good work!

[@zg4705]

This channel consistently has the funniest comment section!

[@unemployedwineguy]

PV3 nation comes prepared!

[@andynewhouse]

French biker gangs with cheese knives, particle board for Ritz & Cheez Wiz, eschewing an already-poured glass because it's a 40, this was a great episode. Keep it up!

[@unemployedwineguy]

Thank you sir, I will do my best!

[@blizzardthesamoyed491]

Straight from the bottle!!! Classy as always PV3, great review again. I'm glad you're giving your liver a small break from stronger less safe liquor.

[@bartlettmeeks]

"It's a 40, so you drink it from the bottle" I appreciate your bow to convention, good man! Salute!

[@keitharcher5723]

At the time of watching, 4526 views, 525 thumbs up, ZERO thumbs down. Love it! No one is surprised by what we're getting here.

[@acepilot1]

This guy needs a full length Ken Burns style biodoc with this backstory it would be lit

[@unemployedwineguy]

It would be longer than any project ole Ken has ever done.

[@timmchavoc]

"Everyone get your cheese knives.." 😂😂

[@unemployedwineguy]

Difficult to make them sound vicious, but I wouldn't want to tussle.

[@sleepylight]

Stunning french accent. Love it!

[@teresa2454]

“Everyone get your cheese knives!” DEADED. ☠️☠️☠️

[@syntaxerorr]

Another great review.

[@alpine7313]

MY MANS BACK ON THE 40s LESS GO

[@hardtofight]

This is one of your best

[@unemployedwineguy]

Merci!

[@ridethewavelet8987]

This episode definitely had some je ne sais quoi, well done as always

[@williamwilcox4833]

the family grows

[@BonnieMCarter]

Plot twist....these have all been recorded at IKEA.

[@ninjabreadman8166]

I have been thinking about that possibility too lol

[@JarodCain]

I actually had someone ask me for this on Thursday. He refused to believe we didn't sell it, granted I was also confused by his description of it saying it was in the bottle bigger than the small bottles (750) but not as big as the magnums (1500 ml) we also don't sell many liters of wine, that aren't in a box. But hey, today I learned. Edit: The other thing everyone is asking for is Orange Wine, and they don't like my general response that the only type of that I'd heard of is prison hootch.

[@unemployedwineguy]

I still can't get my hands on any prison hooch.

[@NavigatorGamingC]

THE LORE EXPANDS

[@BillBraskyy]

For those in Florida who can't acquire 40 oz bottles of malt party liquor. I used to drink Steele Reserve like I was getting paid to do it, so the 40oz single serving joke made me literally lol when I first went to Florida-ended up living there for like 3 years-i saw that they sold hard liquor in like Walmarts n shit and I was blown away! I couldn't figure out why is that you have to cross state lines to get 40s, but you can buy vodka at a Walmart or gas station. Also, I assumed that the kitchen was a backdrop to hide a depressing rundown studio apartment, but then he poured into the sink.

[@tedblumstein6772]

I lived in Florida since 1984 and they never sold hard liqueur in "Walmarts n shit". Only in licensed liquor stores. But they did have drive up window service at some bars where you could buy a drink after work for the drive home until the early 1990s

[@JJop123]

man, there's so much family lore with PV3, I really hope he sits down and makes a dedicated video on it!

[@bobkayak2104]

Usually it's use for eating toast or with salmon en entrée 😋

[@LegacyFTW]

Title is the most appropriate exclamation of all time

[@saltydogentertainment8816]

ok ok ok, I stand corrected, its not a green screen. Bravo good sir!

[@feliciahays2372]

You are hilarious!!! Love your videos!

[@ashanderson1555]

Your disgust is palpable and I love every second of it

[@unemployedwineguy]

You could cut it like a soft cheese.

[@michaelolin2219]

I'm part french, his imitation and reference to bikers carrying cheese knives is valid. Edit- thick warm baloney, has PV3 been in the hoosegow?

[@LadyAnuB]

Somewhere in his family someone must have been jailed for real estate fraud or some other white collar crime. A favorite uncle? Chadwick's fraternity brother? PVIII is just living vicariously.

[@VolcanoGroupie]

More info about Tina please?

[@callyalater]

No! Not after the trial....

[@unemployedwineguy]

Trying to keep things hush hush. I certainly don't know her whereabouts.

[@damianblu]

They used to call me "A slab of unappreciated goodness" in college

[@monroefarmer09]

In case PV3 wasn't already the biggest King on the block, shouting out the teachers. Damn. What a stud. Can we all just spam comments until he blows up already, please?!

[@unemployedwineguy]

Ahhhh, spam. Well, now I'm hungry.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

I want to make a funny comment but this community is so good that all the jokes have been taken

[@samsham8218]

Aaaaa yesss.. Continental humor. Leave it to PV3

[@acepilot1]

I’m thinking of picking up a bottle of this, what thickness of particle board do you recommend for this fine wine?

[@unemployedwineguy]

Any particle board really, so long as it's not too soggy from rainfall.

[@johnnycampbell3422]

From home; but from whose home?

[@HeroineDark]

Has anyone tried to document the legend of PV3? We need a book before he disappears in a year or 2 mysteriously... and it'll likely be blamed on a hidden clause in the divorce.

[@Nick-qm7qc]

Or before Dean gets him

[@unemployedwineguy]

Apparently a r/UnemployedWineGuy subreddit exists!

[@connoraylesworth5532]

The emotion in that first taste though😂

[@Mikey-240]

Imagine playing Edward 40 hands with this

[@Danny_mahi]

Try Amrut single malt whiskey from India it's pretty good.

[@pearldrums92]

He deserves more subscribers

[@mrchorro1]

Anybody else notice the MONSTER vascularity on PV3's right (our left) forearm???

[@ikillacommunistforfun320]

Damn you're right!

[@tbh8149]

How could Abby leave a man with forearms like that?

[@unemployedwineguy]

@@tbh8149 It's because Abby left I have forearms like that.

[@tbh8149]

@@unemployedwineguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 silly me, I should have known!

[@monroefarmer09]

@@unemployedwineguy with the comment of the century

[@tdh092472]

Much more discreet than the mammoth 1 gallon bottles of Carlo Rossi my childhood friend’s mom Barb used to have piling up around their house.

[@jactuscack6196]

Try Cacti. Agave Spiked Seltzer.

[@TheBlarggle]

Seems like you might have liked this. Makes me wonder are there any other drinks you tried that made you think you could drink it for personal leisure? Stuff that was good.

[@fernfairy312]

Could you do a video trying to guess a Wesco mystery flavor icee?

[@LadyAnuB]

I don't know what Wesco is but second this motion. (I assume it's a convenience store chain somewhere in the US?)

[@fernfairy312]

@@LadyAnuB yeah it’s a gas station convenience store

[@LadyAnuB]

@@fernfairy312 Thanks

[@thompkins6796]

A 40 of sweet wine sounds like hangover city

[@theelectricant98]

I would drink this one

[@tk-zh3dd]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

[@SigRho1429]

The gusto and vigor with which he attacked that 40 for his first taste was worthy to add to his song that they will sing in Valhalla.

[@unemployedwineguy]

I got a little carried away in the moment. Thought I was having breakfast for a second.

[@SigRho1429]

@@unemployedwineguy If it was good enough for Jesus’s first miracle, it’s gotta be good for you, right?

[@xSirEdwinx]

Please do the Red Aftershock and eat the rock candy at the bottom!

[@jonathanwilson4486]

the way his eyebrows wiggle up when he knows he's being cheeky

[@SnarkNSass]

I'm not a wineguy. Never heard of Muscadet. Is it made from "muskeedinez" as we say in the south? Wild grapelike dooberz... I've made muskeedine wine before....porch wine, the pride of the trailer park.😂🤣 Loved it. ✌🏻💜

[@Fragrantbeard]

Nope, the grape is Melon de Bourgogne. Hope to try your muskeedines (took me a minute!) Some day!

[@SnarkNSass]

@@Fragrantbeard thanx for the info...and the adventurous spirit.✌🏻😁

[@that_morrigan6184]

"everyone get your cheese knives!"

[@perrinaybara8762]

Petition to have PV3 review a french wine in his french voice

[@travisvalentine9012]

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to tell my wife and evryone that I know how amazing your videos are?!?!... just... trying to describe WHAT you are? God damn if I'm not trying though!

[@johnb3948]

Digging Chad's new place

[@chickensbelike2790]

twisted tea when?

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

0:59 Prescott showing us what Abby and her """personal trainer""" were doing when he walked in on them.

[@unemployedwineguy]

It did seem like there was one too many legs at first glance.

[@JosephCarnes]

Birdog flavored whiskey. aaaaaand go!

[@estebanvillalobos2303]

you should do buckfast

[@Jimrahh]

Love the French biker gang

[@permafrostprod1]

🤣 Un sac de papier. Said like it's something posh... was unexepected and cracked me up.

[@unemployedwineguy]

Glad to crack you up!

[@ihuntinwabits4709]

It kind of seemed he was disappointed that wine sunk so low to be put in a forty. Might have seemed it hit a bit too close to home. Both wine and wine sommelier dropped standards. 😔

[@Ripcookiethief]

Gotta do an extra fancy Edward 40 Hands.

[@kodyknoth272]

Do deathwish coffe

[@numanuma20]

🤣🤣 French moped biker gang. Tne man speaks the truth. The crappy the wine, the crapper the pairing.

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

I would duct tape this to my hand when I want to feel fancy... and drunk.

[@tbear3697]

PTA meetings, 40 oz and environmentally friendly reusable bags.. what’s not to love 😂

[@stuffandjunkanduhh5049]

Gonna be hard pressed to find a 40 of highlife. 32oz perhaps.

[@theoneleggedchef]

For the sophisticated homie....

[@davidh8478]

So wait...PV3 is a Sommelier AND a poet? Makes sense

[@callyalater]

"Not after the trial...." lol

[@Sidetrackification]

one of these videos is going to include him drinking from the carafe!

[@unemployedwineguy]

Rumor has it when I get to 250k subscribers, but NO PROMISES!

[@Sidetrackification]

@@unemployedwineguy 😆

[@Sidetrackification]

having tasted it, I was sure it was going to be the Malort, the sweetest Swedish liqueur,!

[@mountain-roots]

Was that sealed hahahaha

[@amoose8439]

10/10 French lesson

[@lulup8736]

Sacre Bleu! Everybody grab your cheese knives! 🤣🤣

[@bradreeder7635]

I can't imagine how bad the hangover would be.

[@nathandotson3193]

Tina has the trial for public intoxication she forgot the paper bag

[@claverification]

Hey pv3, where is the youtube 100k members plaque?

[@unemployedwineguy]

Need to do some research and figure out how to do it!

[@claverification]

@@unemployedwineguy i thought it was automatic as soon as u get to 100k they would contact u for it in the email ??? I dunno, hardest part its to get to 100k, congrats !!!!

[@marshallfogg537]

Just a comment to boost your popularity hopefully

[@GasparLewis]

Well either this was a pleasant surprise OR we're slowly breaking his ability to taste things and thus the skill his livelihood relies on. Either way: compelling!

[@Spectralhyena]

I need to get my hands on this 40. A gangsta like to class it up why you think we drink Hennessey so much?

[@launchpadmcquack9305]

Pinkys up playa

[@longisland4210]

Has a nice glug glug when it pours

[@dylynblue9864]

Officially the drink of French biker gangs on mopeds!

[@kirbfruit]

Le bouteille vin

[@pcmacintyre]

Bologna can be perfectly adequate. Not like it's pimento loaf.

[@BasedPeter]

PV3 is the Andy Kaufman of our generation

[@randalljames1366]

Crazy thing is, it's actually only 38.2%, not an actual 40!

[@lukedraughn2443]

Can I send you a bottle from our local meadery for an actual review?

[@9wowable]

get some Tokaji in you mate

[@72polara]

So is this dude really a real estate salesman?????? Explains all the diffenret kitchens. It really doesn't matter, he make us laugh!