FOUND THIS IN HIS BATHROOM!! (EMBARRASSING)

[@heathercurry1247]

Matt: “I never wear black” Next Clip: Him in all black

[@raymieblue]

he said black pants.

[@lkjhgf8642]

Mitzi do you feel the need to comment this on every single comment that says “Matt: I never wear black” ??? 😂😂

[@raymieblue]

@@lkjhgf8642 It was only two. And yes 😁

[@omsitsmarkie4417]

He literally said “you never catch me wearing black” 😂😂😂

[@ichigo.is_bored2489]

he meant black pants

[@Steph.anie99]

I hope that Matt finally had a date with Miranda Cosgrove

[@PattieLenn68]

Didn't she give him her number once??

[@meganczerwinski9815]

It was in one of Zane’s vlogs that David never gave Miranda his number

[@nicoletoyreview2951]

Megan Czerwinski hes rude lol

[@llllllllll9577]

Nicole Toy Review lol I know wtf :)

[@llllllllll9577]

Maddie Eilish LEave her alone

[@brialexi2243]

imagine a guy being as excited to go on a date with you as Matt was for his date GOALS!

[@Tiarose88]

Can't relate 😭

[@bbgrl95_]

Tia Rose one day!!! ❤️

[@tiredzei]

😔💔

[@imyouyoureme1533]

I usually get so excited that I cancel.. that way, the date cant ruin my excitement.

[@misssyt96]

Bri Alexi we need more Matt's on earth

[@nikkilangham3954]

Who ever Zane marries is going to be so lucky to have hidaya as a sister in law 😂😂😂

[@Ashtynonyt]

Nikki Langham she a baddie

[@purplebear6]

Lol not lucky to have Zane as a husband, just lucky to have Hidaya as a sister-in-law! 😂

[@yakmo.]

I would hang out with Hidaya more than my husband if she was my sister inlaw😂

[@PattieLenn68]

Wait, she's gonna have to Get Past Hidaya FIRST!!!!

[@sadiealexis1879]

Yess

[@brycelynwolff2688]

Matt: I never wear black *cuts to next scene where matt is wearing a black hat, and a black sweatshirt

[@ghosty9893]

Brycelyn Wolff wHat cAn i Say. hE tEllS aLl tRuTh!

[@raymieblue]

he said black pants.

[@e.garcia3349]

HE SAID HE NEVER WEARS BLACK PANTSSSSS

[@brookebowers3529]

blackslacks black slacks >>>jason may get that one if ye are lost on it >>>

[@ichigo.is_bored2489]

HE MEANT PANTS!!!!!

[@whatthepandaboebanda]

Even talking about sharting Matt is the man of my dreams

[@maureenmargaret8262]

Aye Ramirez lmao

[@alexistoledoj2213]

That's true love right there

[@carolineshafar4913]

Aye Ramirez d

[@heathermckenna]

For real. He’s perfect.

[@marazazula4402]

1000th like💀

[@paigeparker3174]

No one: Absolutely no one: Matt: “My poop don’t smell.”

[@MrsRebellion]

As soon as he said that I'm like "my shit don't stink" like those posh fuckers who think their shit don't stink

[@itsshyshy]

10 minutes of content and all I care about are Mariah's abs

[@emilyoliviag]

Shyenne Gitano same, she looks good as hell

[@clairelucas8394]

"It looks like a dead squirrel on top of his head" -Jason 2019

[@shotbyserenity]

that’s literally the luckiest girl ever omg can u imagine making matt king THAT nervous? 🥺

[@cowboylikeme854]

It was Patricia

[@JeromeBParker]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I’m dyingggg why don’t he just remove the trash right there and then

[@IttBeeMee]

Right!!

[@jodyknight]

I know right ….Matt take that literal shit outside to the big bin cause that ain't no little bin shit that be BIG outside bin shit!! Lol

[@ellieC18]

Jody Knight I’m deaddd 😂😩

[@kylies9895]

nobody: matt: “I sharted.”

[@thekerryhayes]

I was the 1000 like

[@ichigo.is_bored2489]

Thats what happens when the mcdonalds employee says u want fries but your dad walks away

[@caitlingoetzinger6776]

I love the “ort” joke😂😂😂

[@jazminetorres9983]

His hair actually looking so good and he just got the transplant

[@eleanorcaldwell1536]

ikr!! so happy for him!!

[@ToxicVenom131]

LMFAO no you can see the hair plugs have mostly fallen out on the side, probably from the Miami trip

[@potato-whiz]

ToxicVenom131 aren’t they supposed to fall out?

[@ToxicVenom131]

@@potato-whiz no the hair plugs need time to heal inside the scalp and the new hairs grow from the plugs, my man was jumping off boats in Miami and wearing hats again now which would out strain on said hair plugs

[@potato-whiz]

ToxicVenom131 actually... “Within 2 to 3 weeks after surgery, the transplanted hair will fall out, but you should start to notice new growth within a few months. Most people will see 60% of new hair growth after 6 to 9 months. Some surgeons prescribe the hair-growing drug minoxidil (Rogaine) to improve hair growth after transplantation, but it’s not clear how well it works.” They are meant to fall out. Then hair will begin growing in its place. You’ll see the full effects of the surgery in about a year. Source: www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/hair-loss/men-hair-loss-17/hair-transplants

[@breanne3267]

I would choose Zane over Jeff and Todd any day. Don't know what he's going on about.

[@x.mono.x4011]

FACTS!!!!!!!

[@Sarah-yj9zl]

your dp though

[@Vilppy]

Having his face as your profile pic is making it a bit weird...

[@ptxaholic]

Same

[@alexisjaneva]

Zane is hot ok- like damn

[@yukiixdesi]

I don’t understand why zane thinks he’s ugly?? HE IS LITERALLY SOOOOOOOO HANDSOME 😍

[@Ash-lz1nb]

zane is literally my favorite vlog squad member

[@bella-mccord]

i feel like i've never seen anyone as nervous/excited to go on a date as Matt was in this video, and i find it so adorable. And watching this again knowing how well it turns out gives me hope. I wish i could find someone to be this excited to even just be my friend lol... update: the fact that it worked out and they are now engaged is heartwarming

[@shahmeerjamal588]

No one: Literally no one: Zane: *Happy Halloween* Date: *Nov 14*

[@fortnutty]

jason getting the love he deserves in everybody's channel except his own🥺

[@paolinarodriguez5260]

Mariah’s abs just called me fat 😂

[@jodyknight]

They called me a fat slob!!

[@BeLikeNexus]

They called me a disgusting worthless whale that should swallow a few straws.

[@emmachick2757]

@@BeLikeNexus Oh damn 😳

[@littleme6693]

@@BeLikeNexus same

[@daymarie1111]

Am I the only one who thinks zane is more attractive than Todd and Jeff? I love Jeff but Zane's looks AND personality is delish.

[@pobstrel]

Agree. I don't find Todd or Jeff very interesting or funny.

[@daymarie1111]

@@pobstrel I love Jeff. I just loveeeee Zane.

[@littleme6693]

@@pobstrel wow you're the first comment I read that says that. I feel the same way. I like them both, but they're just really not that interesting😂 while Zane over here has me dying with everything he says and does.

[@ellieC18]

“Delish” 😂

[@daymarie1111]

@@littleme6693 right!! I love him!!

[@taylorglass1341]

Also I think matt and Zane are so much cuter than Todd or Jeff. Like their good vibes just make them more attractive. They just have the brightest smiles and most genuine hearts.

[@rachD19]

I’m rewatching videos. And the girl matts going on a date with is PATRICIA!! HIS WIFE!! Ahh

[@ChelseaBarros]

Jason’s Natalie impression will never not be the best thing 😂😂

[@susienuno8132]

Matt's smile is so pure I can help but smile 😁🤷‍♀️😂💕

[@sarahalia9013]

Their podcast is probably the most entertaining podcast out there I love it

[@eggroll8778]

If Matt doesn’t find love- IM LITERALLY SUING GOD BECAUSE OUR BOY IS THE BEST BOY

[@MichelleTrinityChung]

When Matt has a date at 5 and an equestrian competition at 7

[@Brizzy086]

He’s packing that ice cream bowl like Heath used to pack his cigarettes!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@agirlhasnoname567]

Zane you know you are important when I stop my Disney+ binge to watch and comment on this. THAT IS LOVE

[@meganmacedonio5044]

a girl has no name LMAO my fiancé and I are watching Jumping Ship on Disney+ as we speak 😂😂😂

[@erinnorris4671]

Same

[@agirlhasnoname567]

Megan G LOL wow jumping ship!! Forgot all about that movie

[@megan71589]

can i get your password😂😂

[@daniellen8573]

Zane is so hot though, I don’t know why he doesn’t realize it

[@biancafritz8991]

i literally love matt so much😂 he gets so excited for his dates, it's so sweet. he's also so funny

[@lilianavillafuerte2879]

My new fav duo is Matt and Zane!! Who else?! ⬇️

[@lilianavillafuerte2879]

sanaa same me too both are amazing!! ☺️

[@its_sigh9545]

Liliana Villafuerte It’s about time, friend lmao

[@brooke9437]

I wish Matt was the co host of the podcast with Zane they’re funnier together than Heath and Zane imo.

[@LolJayson]

Jason’s improv will FOREVER entertain me no matter WHAT!! 😂😂

[@seand4196]

I feel like Matt is just desperately trying to get into a relationship so id like to officially offer my services lolol

[@thedestfire]

Retweet

[@justgeo6399]

Awww to hear Matt talk about his now girl 🤭💜

[@kailynnchristensen6307]

Who's here after matt and Patricia got married

[@alyssab1650]

the podcast is my favorite thing ever, i want to listen to it everyday 😭

[@TheShamikabowie]

Nobody: Jason: "Zane's fans are said to be the smartest of all the vlogsquad fans" And we thank you 😂

[@melchis5319]

Sappy moment because Matt King is dating a girl he really likes Me: What about my feelings? :( Also Me: Yes babeeee! You go and be happy!

[@hunterclewis]

Now their engaged🥳🤪 I’ve watched all the podcast and rewatched them all again, subscribed to the patreon, and now am making my way back through y’all old videos… Sooo many things you guys talked into existence! #proud

[@chelsea2059]

“You peed your pants last week!” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@ashclouds2139]

earth, halfway through november: zane: happY HALLOWEEN!!

[@krystalkuula2806]

“For the balding guy” Lol

[@mocha-frapppé]

unfiltered actually the first youtube vlog that i keep looking forward to every week omg KEEP UP THE JUICE, THE FUNNY

[@madisonford1806]

It’s so funny that Matt and Patricia can look back at this to see the footage from before their first date and then immediately hear him talking about sharting 😅

[@roryderochie2453]

I love how it starts with Jason being a girl 😂😆

[@cararose3841]

Rory Derochie that's not Jason, that's Carmalita lol

[@halimahasari]

Matt: You'll never catch me wearing black. Also Matt: *wears black in the next clip*

[@kynnareynolds1406]

Their podcast is literally the only podcast I’ve ever been interested in. They actually talk about things that are interesting and funny. Love them💕

[@beckysweet2366]

'At least I made it to the toilet' - Matt King 2K19

[@londonwells4023]

Happy birthday to Zane!

[@star_liights4783]

2:19 it’s called washing them Matt🤦‍♀️😂

[@HiyaLoveNia5]

i’ve been OBSESSED WITH THE PODCAST PLEASE NEVER STOP THE PODCAST I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT AHH

[@DEEPFRIEDGUMBALL]

I literally die laughing by myself like a psychopath while listening to the podcast 10/10

[@Onabudgetstudios911]

i am going through my last year of university in Japan currently and writing my graduation. Watching all of you guys having fun, and especially the podcast has helped me. I fucking love the podcast you guys are hilarious and i am a huge fan of it. I wish I had friends like you guys in school.

[@miaantoinette6441]

Matt is so wholesome any girl would be so lucky to have him😭

[@kaeleighb]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW IN LOVE I AM WITH MATT KING SO if that date didn’t work out hi Matt king I am free Friday night I would like to hang out with you if you are able to on Friday night when I am free

[@revanthmuntha5640]

When did anyone ever call Zane ugly 😂 we love a humble king

[@ellacastillo3502]

I love listening and watching the podcast... I listen to it on repeat sometimes... I don't know why... Your voices are so therapeutic

[@selenaposty]

When y’all were rhyming in the podcast I literally could not breathe I wanted it to go longer 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@briebabyxoxo]

Why was this lowkey the most entertaining zane vlog in a long time!

[@elizabethapana7443]

Watching this after Matt is engaged!!!

[@emilyjackson6364]

seen this when it first uploaded and after 4 hours of homework i can FINALLY watch this

[@hopemylife1999]

I'm pretty sure this "girl" is now matts fiance.. Zane did in fact catch that moment.

[@diamondmorris7700]

Zane and Matt in the same room is so much energy it's addicting to watch 😭♥️

[@lindseyhawes8829]

Jason looks like he lost some weight! He looks so good!

[@user-oq2eh1fo2s]

You guys ACTUALLY have to make that vlogsquad game!!!!

[@emilybriseno7422]

Can someone record a full vlog of just drunk Natalie and Zane

[@kourtneymelton1282]

Absolutely obsessed with Zane, Matt, Heath, and Mariah!

[@CupcakeEefie]

I’m laughing so much 😂 and not even a minute in

[@tarynmaples8620]

The preview for the podcast has me rolling 😂😂 I am seriously living for this content lately!!

[@claramanis10]

Matt needs his own Channel 🥺

[@angcamacho5766]

Finally an educating and entertaining video. Been waiting for this all day 😭❤️

[@beautyontheinsidex]

the title gave me flashbacks to the denny house. 😣

[@Hanmarie18]

beautyontheinsidex HA RIGHT

[@TheShamikabowie]

Yesss finally, a video from Zane! 😁

[@valeriafernandez5532]

I was really looking for trishas name on Jason’s ankle in the end 😂

[@katlin.christopher]

Aww and Matt has proposed to Patricia now 🥰

[@yeahimbrooke]

Zane you’re literally so god damn attractive, stop comparing!!

[@malloryhendrickson9153]

ZANE HAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS IN THE SQUAD PERIODT

[@tiananicole521]

Yo can we actually get a vlog squad chutes and ladders game😂

[@amandamckim4622]

Oooo my lord... Zane and Matt are absolutely hysterical together! I love it and them

[@faith7168]

Zane is so underrated for his looks

[@tatternut8381]

That clip of the podcast had me dying I hard to replay it 😩

[@alexisbow1052]

people keep talking,they can say what they like-Zane 2019

[@IAMZ4]

Hey zane make more vlog they are pretty good

[@miahdolan234]

The Pod Squad is by far the best squad there is don't @ me

[@tyrellbradley282]

Your group of friends are funny and great including you👍

[@DNFWORLD]

"It looks like a dead squirrel on top of his head"

[@Ali_lamb]

Amazing loved this so much 💕💕

[@pixelchix1]

jason sounded exactly like natalie at the end lol

[@NatalyRodriguez1]

Love you guys!! Y’all are all so funny. Definitely the funniest out of the vlog squad. Loving the podcast !

[@nancylara803]

And three years later it came true Matt and Patricia got married 🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️

[@zyo_kii]

y’all got the best podcast in the game

[@lolno5733]

when he said he packed the ice cream in the bowl so he could get more i felt that

[@caratanner3691]

I’m so happy that Im seeing Matt in more and more videos. He’s the love of my life

[@notyourfriend1969]

If they actually made that game I would DIE for it

[@stephanieann8805]

Matt is literally the funniest I’m in love

[@gunaitarde9312]

Is the girl PATRICIA ?!? OMG 🥺

[@leeenbean3507]

the pod squad is the only squad i need.