Four Loko + Malort Sausage

[@OrdinarySausage]

Use code SAUSAGE120 to get $120 off across your first 4 boxes of Good Chop at bit.ly/3zgUMai

[@henkdevries7573]

I'd rather get $120 off a case of Malort but you know

[@Enteropy23]

the sausage stuffed in a sausage

[@srgarathnor]

please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the meme, do it for the community, do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!

[@TalsBadKidney]

More like sausage420 amirite guys

[@MattTheKnife-]

@@TalsBadKidney you're right

[@harleybaker5111]

does this mean that Mr. Sausage will drink the Malort+Four Loko+ pork water now?

[@professorcoms2481]

it has to be done

[@charliebanyai1461]

Mr. Sausage would never make false promises! Right people?

[@toastedt140]

You have a verbal contract

[@BradLighteningdick]

We all need it now

[@pzyko21]

It has to be done @OrdinarySausage

[@michaelvento4743]

I would like to start a petition that every four loko should have “It tastes like confetti and arson” somewhere on the can

[@useraccount333]

I'm pretty sure the makers of Four Loko would actually agree to that.

[@CaptLuser]

seems like a good use of one’s time

[@Andrew..J]

Confetti and arson would unironocally be a fantastic name for a 4loko flavor

[@NyghtsApocolypse]

I don't think four Loko wants to brand "arson" with their product... Even though it's describes what happens after drinking four loko

[@proletariatbourgeoisie9929]

Only if Malort starts putting "It tastes like gasoline and vitamins" on their bottle

[@SecondSoulless]

"20 bucks and ill drink the four loko, malort, and pork water"

[@PikaPhantomVG]

"That's the devil blood" was a brilliant subversion of expectations

[@j2kerrigan]

Yeah four floko and anything is a county cocktail. Drink it and wake up in jail lol

[@MattTheKnife-]

@@j2kerrigan wake up in jail... if you're lucky

[@ALottaBees]

1:32 An underrated part of Ordinary Sausage videos, in my humble onion, is the moment before casing the sausage. I always look forward to "That's the [ingredient] water". But this episode, with this war crime of flavors? "Devil Blood." Never stop never stopping, Mr. Sausage.

[@sionmagee33]

Who would win? - A man's dignity and health - 20 whole dollars

[@Thompers]

As an alcoholic in recovery this is weirdly helpful

[@dirtburger2773]

checking in! you doin okay?

[@snoleopard]

lol

[@hinojosa3]

The sausage I didn't know I needed in my life but now I am thankful that this happened could not ask for a better 4th of July!

[@ItRhymesWith]

my dude is commenting from the future

[@fo9044]

This was a funny comment.

[@alexc8114]

The twenty throurth of junely

[@MattXShaver]

Finally, a sausage that encapsulates my late teens and early 20s

[@XombieLejon66]

And my current 30's

[@ungabungga65]

Under age drinking

[@jackiejamal]

@@ungabungga65 ☝️🤓

[@tracer.s]

​@ungabungga65 dude not everyone is from the USA (and not everyone abides by barely-enforced laws in private)

[@joewiniecki3282]

@@tracer.sdude calm the F down

[@DawsonsMemes]

Thank you for using my art for the Markboxalo!

[@MKVProcrastinator]

H3VR represent!

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

After asking that question about his mom, I hope she's on for another episode so she can jokingly say "yes"

[@lukejensen9933]

Jokingly?

[@RT55J]

thank you for not only the wonderful sausage science, but also for branching out into the infinitely more terrifying and disgusting field of Game's Criticism. I rate this episode four out of four lokos.

[@thebippy]

4 Four Lokos? That’s 16 Lokos!

[@MJJ1390]

Take the booze out and you'll be kinda close to the BLUE KOOL-AID POWDER SAUSAGE. You're almost there, Mr Sausage, lets get it over the finish line

[@Mister_Clean]

When you squeezed the four loko/malort liquid out of the raw pork, my stomach legit turned upside down I think I can smell this video...

[@DanteEdward]

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

[@erictwhitman]

I have the same toaster oven and it has an air fryer setting. I wonder if that would work as well.

[@spokehedz]

I wonder if you could use the same trick that they use in Soup dumplings, and get it into gelatin, so that it can be ground up into the meat mixture. Plus, "4 Malorko Gelatin Dessert" just sounds wonderful.

[@kylemiller7076]

Ok I draw the line here. I feel like I have a pretty high tolerance for disgusting things, but watching you mix that together just had me yelling out "no!" At my tv 😂

[@maxhadanidea]

"do you think my mom's proud of me?" you have managed to capture the collective attention of about 700000 people, i would say yes

[@ZumoDePapaya]

To be honest I was expecting him to instantly projectile vomit after the first bite so better than expected

[@Seishae]

Can’t believe I’m saying this after some of the abominations you’ve squeezed into casings, but this was one of the hardest episodes to watch for me. Loved it.

[@scienceviking4490]

0:22 Gasoline Sausage fans, I think this is the closest you're getting.

[@Mal_Havok]

I’m watching the archives, and it’s this era of Sausageing that made me go out and get a bottle of Malört to try for myself. Not nearly as bad as you made me think, it tasted like an especially bitter grapefruit. Perfectly serviceable

[@zf074]

i graduated yesterday and the 4LortKo sausage was a beautiful way to celebrate

[@joshc5613]

congrats! how's your liver doing?

[@chrise7858]

I love how the only ones you think about blaming for this is Malort and FourLoko 😂

[@ParsnipCelery]

I mean he decided to sausage it, he shoulders some of the blame

[@BruceAlarie]

@@ParsnipCelery { pork} shoulder sausage!

[@derpymuffin02]

Putting that four loko into a sausage allows mr sausage to respec all his points into intelligence.

[@YacAttacks]

Malort is the only time I’ve ever gotten sick while drinking

[@Kirahie]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. This Chanel makes life worth living.

[@Drivestort]

Gasoline, confetti, and arson, a match made in heaven. Oh wait, you're drinking it?

[@dr.trebuchet3836]

Got to love those ground meat extrusion money shots every time. I for one never tire of seeing how the sausage is made.

[@TheGamerboy1103]

4loko: it tastes like confetti and arson, and it'll respec all your points into strength.

[@danielwilliams9473]

This was genuinely one of the most surprising & upsetting sausage cooking results to witness on this show

[@DanPantzig]

I have a friend who is obsessed with Malort and used to be obsessed with 4 Loko. I just sent this their way. What a perfect coincidence.

[@thebendavis]

This is absolutely my favorite youtube channel. I fucking love this guy.

[@BruceAlarie]

we all do,thebendavis, we all do

[@neiruontime__]

0:50 is one of the most unsettling things in the show's history.

[@chrisalvarez3393]

1:38 "let's make some regrets". What all of us that drank Four Loko has said before!!

[@mezura4]

your mom may not be disappointed in you, but I am

[@TeoHarlan]

@4:07 meaning others ARE reattempt-able? Please Mr. Sausage!

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Part 2 (can be a short) where you give it the beer brat treatment? (For those not really in the loop: boil the sausage in the Four Loco and Malort abomination liquid, sear).

[@Magikarp_king]

I don't know that a more flammable sausage has ever been conceived.

[@nickpels5772]

Honestly you’re valid with the new Zelda. After playing it the first day, I had literal stress dreams about it

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

the dark souls of gmod

[@micryt.]

1:52 - This is the most confusing opinion on Tears of the Kingdom I've ever heard.

[@jasonguarnieri4127]

Honestly, higher score than I was expecting.

[@Thalvia]

"That's the devil blood" felt haunting, I felt each one of my timbers shiver

[@Murmarine]

FourLoko is the only drink that lets you respec all your points into strenght IRL.

[@cgsweat]

Well, now it's obligatory. Now you have to do a Mad Dog 20/20 sausage!

[@ncisfan1002]

The sacrilege of not only giving that Will It Blow anything under 4 Mark Ruffalos but calling Tears of the Kingdom "too much" when it's literally a more complete Breath of the Wild

[@Ishkaga02]

I agree with him. I just want old school Zelda.

[@jonahbrown5669]

The new Zelda formula will quickly get stale if all they're going to do every game is make Breath of the Wild, but with a different title.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@jonahbrown5669 "Breath of the Wild" "Tears of the Kingdom" "Death of an Era" "Rebirth of an Age" "Continuance of a Sequel" "Repeat of an Origin" "Reverse of a Start" "Start of a Beginning" "Return of an End" "Return of an End part 2" "Return of an End part 3" "Breath of the Wild 2"

[@srgarathnor]

please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the meme, do it for the community, do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!

[@JosephShemelewski]

Confetti and arson is seriously the most accurate description of four loco

[@gugu5285]

watching this channel for years has granted me the ability to correctly guess 99.4% of ruffalo scores and i think that sucks

[@wizardninja2430]

2:04 as someone who is currently going to the hospital, the sponsorship really changed my outlook.

[@willabyuberton818]

One step closer to the inevitable collab with Anton Hand.

[@Ech0Sierra]

Been a while since a title made me physically flinch

[@theheckwithit]

Mr Sausage! Ball Park Sausage! Hotdog, nachos, peanuts, crackerjacks, and beer! Bonus point if the dog is dragged through the garden.

[@Ph1syc]

This is probably the most perfect and fitting sponsorship ever

[@JimboJuice]

He's been sponsored by sausaging equipment before.

[@Ph1syc]

@@JimboJuice wait really? That is actually hilarious

[@JimboJuice]

@@Ph1syc thats where his meat your maker gridner is from

[@EricTheCleric93]

Missed opportunity for what could've been a legendary collab with Unemployed Wine Guy.

[@burntalive]

The fusion our grandfather hunter and gatherer's warned us about

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

4-Loko + Malort = Fourlort, which is close enough to the word "forlorn" that we should've seen all of this coming

[@MWAHAHAHAHA94]

Mr Sausage, an idea for a sausage series: famous last meal sausages

[@Jeffy_the_J]

Finally malort returns

[@HenchGuyBlast]

You know things are going well when Mr. Sausage goes full Rich Evans “oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!” at the sight of his creation.

[@Chadmiral]

1:07 I hear this at work very often and it's surreal hearing Mr. Sausage sing it lol

[@Maxter8]

Oh no the Malort.. it just make me think of James back in cow chop and his Malort stuff

[@knightofendor8384]

Now based on the offhand comment we need a Mama Sausage cameo

[@RushOfJustice]

Already had one, the Michael Simon Pierogi Sausage

[@devcrom3]

I'm watching this on the same day as the Meet Your Maker sausage and I think we need this sausage, but with a dab of that in it and it'll be a literal war crime!

[@NocturnBear]

Obligatory suggesting of Ox Tail Sausage. Pan sear them first, for delicious reasons, before slow cooking (or similar) them until super tender! (Also, unless you don't mind paying full price, I'd suggest either waiting for them to go on sale or check to see if any butchers have them "cheap") FIRST AGAIN!

[@I-VisiBomb-I]

as if the point of the channel is making good tasting sausages. pfft...

[@NocturnBear]

@@I-VisiBomb-I lol

[@TheSouthern4501]

I can only hear Gordon Ramsay screaming about the scallops "THEY'RE FUCKING RAW! YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"

[@NotAMycologist]

"he'll never top this one." I say as I watched the last video you published with some bizarre, incredulous choice of ingredient. "how" is what I whisper into my screen when I see you have brought forth another abomination from the deep abyss of culinary depravity and I sit and watch in wonder, my whispered "how" building into a scream of "why". and then I gleefully watch you shoot sausage goop at a picture of mark ruffalo, so all in all: good friday night.

[@Sebboebbo]

Da king is back baby he neva miss

[@spencercaris2787]

I live for the sound Mr.Sausage makes at the end of Will It Blow

[@blackrose_221]

It's a crime on humanity that mr. Sausage does not have ATLEAST one million subscribers

[@brandobjj]

my doctor feels that my liver consists of the ingredients in this sausage. You just saved my life Mr. Sau Sau.

[@BruceAlarie]

a japanese version of mister sausage perhaps?

[@darkcnight]

for the first time, "will it blow" made me actually gag

[@theeth3242]

Every time I think Mr. Sausage has reached his peak of bad ideas, he proves me wrong with an even worse one. 10/10. Would subscribe again.

[@slaverstrike]

Something about the sausage bleeding through the skin is just...scary

[@axdambient]

i tried malort for the first time 8 years ago on a trip to chicago and i amazed people with my ability to drink a shot and not die. made me shudder like a madman but i took 3 shots. a cig and a beer later i was fine, but not recommended unless your diet consists of gasoline based Wisconsin beers, sausages, and Takis i also got lost underneath the LA train track system when the OG four lokos existed. a cop felt so bad for me he took me to the ER instead of the drunk tank! i need to try this

[@mayorbradley3952]

Put the Four Loko, Malort, and Pork Water into a strawberry lemonade bottle and you just might be able to convince yourself that it won't make you horribly sick

[@catsuppgd]

i can almost hear the regret he has in almost every intro before making these sausages

[@parkerlewis9326]

I'm still waiting for him to drink the four loko, malory, and pork water

[@Hazel776FE]

wasnt expecting a controversial zelda opinion in this episode

[@sohcoh3432]

Thank you for the first totk take that I actually agree with

[@164blueman]

Somehow it's more shocking to me than anything that Mr. Sausage played breath of the wild.

[@dookiepost]

I can't even think of Four Loko without wanting to vomit.

[@stankmcdankton6204]

Unemployed Wine Guy suggested this sausage just to see somebody else suffer for a change

[@colina1330]

I knew that bottle of Malort would make its way into a sausage at some point. I don't live anywhere near Chicago, so I won't be trying it any time soon, and that's a good thing.

[@DaFro3713]

I absolutely needed Mr Sausage’s opinion on The Legend of Ruffalo

[@durch_meine_Augen]

Oh lordt. That sausage was something else.

[@arlogatsby7508]

Four Loko tastes like burning down a bus station.

[@ioannesw]

That sausage seems to have contracted some sort of disease from the "confetti and arson"

[@bjornlillpers498]

Watching this while severly hungover was not among my best ideas

[@Jonathold]

Get your mom back on the show! She was awesome!

[@imasnail3597]

Now I wanna see Mr. Sausage make a Breath of the Wild sausage.

[@2goodsharks]

Shove 10 cartridges down the grinder and make a nice metal sausage. Definitely the best use for that game.

[@DaniMartVTen]

Gasoline, Vitamins, Confetti and Arson: A Biographical Recipe Book of Mr. Sausages Worst-Ever Creations & More! Written by Ordinary Sausage.

[@jagerbolt90]

RIP Mr. Sausage's colon.

[@GrumpyIan]

Man I hope you make a sausage out of the old grinder when your new grinder comes in.

[@MitoNova583]

we've already seen how bad the malort sausage was, & now I'm afraid of how that combined with the energy drink that killed people will work together

[@1stCallipostle]

Unfortunately, it's not an energy drink anymore. Just 6 "standard drinks" worth of malt liquor that tastes like berry for 2 seconds and then becomes gasoline flavored

[@MitoNova583]

@@1stCallipostleI have not caught up on the Four Loko lore, didn't know they removed the caffeine

[@jordanloux3883]

The finished sausage looks like it's in pain

[@nickbrown5201]

That was beautifully chaotic. 10/10

[@jackblack3718]

This is the only one of OS' videos that triggered my gag reflex. I know what that garbage tastes like.

[@dippyfresh1116]

Malort is the bane of every sausagers existence