McDonald's Grimace Birthday Meal Sausage

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[@Software2TF2]

That was easily a 5 Mark Ruffalo. I'm convinced he only gave it a 4 because when Mrs. Sausage hears "FIVE MARK RUFFALOS" there are dire consequences.

[@ryukami404]

Imagine what would happen if we got another six Mark Ruffalos

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

Scrolled down here to say this. He is just angry there was only one Mark Ruffalo on the box and took it out on the poor Grimus sausage.

[@ChesterManfred]

In this case _dire dire consequences_ as everyone's favorite Super Ruffalo 64 level is named

[@JZH10000]

I dunno, th corn mush sausage got 5 Ruffalo, and I'd say it deserved it.

[@langl4033]

@@ryukami404which sausage got six mark ruffalos?

[@axelcordova8262]

And now a special message from McDonald's corporate: "We wish Grimace a happy birthday!" This has been a special message from McDonald's corporate.

[@OrdinarySausage]

lol

[@Kasi01]

@@OrdinarySausagelmao

[@wuddup321]

​@@Kasi01 lmfao

[@Jan-eike]

​@@wuddup321 lmao

[@TheMilkMan8008]

​@@wuddup321 lmfaorofl

[@Dosko]

This sausage made me grimace.

[@ethanle8847]

Nice pun

[@mme725]

Hi there Grimace

[@dragons_hook]

The Grimace made him sausage.

[@Creepalius]

Hah hah...

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

Oh you

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

He should’ve given that “will it blow” 5 ruffalos. That’s where they all were.

[@arcaears]

But there was also one on the box. Plus four ion the score equals all five!

[@ConradOraguille]

I feel like I can usually predict the score for the sausage within like half a point, but I can never tell how many Ruffalos the Will It Blow will get. Mark is extremely capricious

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

@@ConradOraguille The messier the Will It Blow, the bigger the Ruffalo score. If it sucks to clean as much as Mark Ruffalo sucks, then it's a five outta five. That's at least my personal interpretation of the Ruffalo scale.

[@johnstruktor1661]

as the creator of the box art I can confirm that the five Mark Ruffalos were supposed to be the score

[@Nachiebree]

@@johnstruktor1661 one ruffalo on the box + 4 for the score = 5 ruffalos

[@Shadowmech88]

I'm glad the finished sausage retained some of the purple color. It really gives that feeling of eating Grimace's flesh.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Of placing Grimace's hot, vanilla flavored sausage between your lips as you bite down.

[@toilet_cleaner_man]

Take upon you this Big Mac, for this is my body. Take upon you this Milkshake, for this is my blood.

[@dubuyajay9964]

*"THE MCRIB IS BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"*

[@lol88133]

I wanted one thing and one thing only: "That's the Grimace Water." Thank you, Mr. Sausage.

[@hotpileofgarbage]

The Grimace Water got me good.

[@lhei_tayuun]

I like to think "do you think Grimace would be proud of me" is just an intrusive thought Mr Sausage frequently has, but *this* was the time it was appropriate to say it out loud.

[@dubuyajay9964]

"Do you think Grimmace stays in McDonaldland because he is terrified of what he created?"

[@AceofDiamonds236]

I think Grimace would be happy to know that his sausage was presented in tandem with Manscaped.

[@BruceAlarie]

probably not

[@l.psimer6124]

This man is a real live bobs burger character, and I have felt this way for a while.

[@PiousMoltar]

Haha. He should guest star in an episode where he opens a sausage place just down the street.

[@derkthebert9265]

@@PiousMoltar bob already has a struggling business you would put the poor guy on the streets if they introduce ordinary sausage to the show.

[@BruceAlarie]

he IS bob...only with sausages

[@Reznor1974]

Maybe he could replace Jimmy Pesto what with his voice actor getting arrested?

[@blehh_mae]

@@Reznor1974 maybe, but just listening to this guy theres no way he could be a rival hes too nice

[@MJJ1390]

For as purple as this is, it really opens the door for the blue Kool-aid powder sausage

[@BruceAlarie]

youre beating a dead purple horse,brother

[@thecloudwyrm7966]

@@BruceAlarie well he'd rather beat a dead kool-aid blue horse but, y'know

[@Mykasan]

well he did do gusher sausage so we know what to expect. a good sausage.

[@xhixhra5541]

3:40 This "will it blow score" was underrated, that was easily a 5 Ruffalo

[@Kannamoris]

Definitely. Mr. Sausage did the Grimace dirty.

[@christianmiller2960]

Nahh it was four out of five but I see what you mean

[@Apreche]

There were 5 Ruffalos, but Mr. Sausage only found 4 of them.

[@unia.]

I am heartbroken by the rating given, it was clearly a 5 ruffalo and I request that mr sausage changes this to 5 ruffalo's

[@MattygFTW]

My jaw dropped at the 4

[@joeskonce6472]

You know, the visuals of ordinary sausage are obviously haunting, but there were some sounds in this one that will follow me to the grave

[@CandGoods]

Really though they can just celebrate Grimace's birthday every year in perpetuity, because nothing can kill the Grimace.

[@TinkersKustomPaintball]

The reoccurring Grimace is what makes this video an instant classic

[@Cypherwraith001]

This channel is all about recurrent grimaces.

[@BruceAlarie]

no cat face?

[@zephyr1741]

He's the only man to not keel over and die from the shake

[@fakeuber8254]

Oh god he’s gonna put the milkshake in the sausage

[@Dasyati]

"Get Down Tonight" was used extensively in the marketing for the movie "Flubber" in 1997, which meant it ended up in several McDonald's commercials for their tie-in promotion. So while not directly related, there are no more than 3 degrees of separation to Grimace

[@austinjones9171]

I was feeling depressed today (and for most of my life before that) but “that’s the grimace water” made me smile

[@Condescending_Absol]

Imagine not knowing who Grimace is, and getting no answer, because his picture isn't anywhere on the bag or cup. It's his name they're using and nothing more.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Like internet people posing at a cemetery and posting "spending the day with grandma"

[@RemnantCult]

I love how we're entering into the "repackage everything by using using the names of celebrities and fictional characters" phase of Fast Food history. At this point, you might as well just eat lettuce wraps in this climate. Still though, Happy Birthday to Barney the Dinosaur's Left Nut!

[@Hassohappa]

I think we're well into it at this point. The first one I remember is the "Travis Scott" meal in 2020 which was a Sprite, a quarter pounder with bacon, and fries with barbecue sauce. Just attach a name to something you already sold and hope people bite.

[@joshc5613]

​@@Hassohappa yeah and they've also done one for BTS, Megan Thee Stallion (I think), Cardi B... the thing that would REALLY increase their revenue is if they brought back the McWrap in the US but they won't do that for some reason

[@BruceAlarie]

@@Hassohappa and the insufferable " {blank} awareness month " sometimes a month will have several EEEEEENOUGH!!!!!

[@BruceAlarie]

@@joshc5613 and megan,for the record,a stallion is a MALE horse!

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@BruceAlarie Her anaconda do.

[@GradientOfUnpleasentness]

HE DIDNT DIE WHEN HE TASTED THE GRIMACE SHAKE! HES THE CHOSEN ONE!

[@eyesicecold]

I knew someone was gonna comment this

[@silveranime]

The "I wouldn't do this for Birdie" made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@NAAAAAIL]

I was having SUCH a good day. Made a wonderful breakfast. Played some Runescape. Noticed a new Mr Sausage upload. Then BOOM 4/5 on the easiest 5/5 I have ever seen on will it blow.

[@assordante2205]

I like that you're a DBZA reference

[@jd45678]

My dad and I have bonded over your videos Mr. Sausage. Since turning him onto you, he’s relished sharing and relaying your Epicurious adventures into the unknown, your study of the art of the tubular delicacy, and your passion for desiccating delicious meals(without even a taste for the rest of the sausage clan!) in your pursuit of happiness. Thank you for your service!

[@jamesryan2115]

With that 2/5, McDonald’s officially made something worse than cat food sausage

[@sirsage3311]

Of course Grimace would be proud of you, Mr Sausage. The Hamburglar, though... I mean you did PAY for that burger, yeah?

[@russiangoose7053]

The only thing that would've been funnier is just a shot of Mr sausage laying on the ground at the end 😂

[@zemts]

you found all 5 ruffalos! 4 in the score, 1 in the art

[@RaptorJesus52]

There is something deepy unsettling about how casually you spoke while mixing everything together in a vomit bowl.

[@TheFGSDude]

I was actually thinking "please let there be Grimace water" and boy was I not disappointed

[@DanteEdward]

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

[@josiaharaki7310]

The Shake isn't too awful of an idea. I remember I used to dip my Wendys Nuggets and fries in frosty as a kid. Seeing the end result... I half expected the "Dubious food" sound from Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom to play.

[@mannmctrash]

"What's wrong Mr Sausage? Could it be that you're craving Grimace's... McNuggies...?"

[@jamielapoint4821]

I love grimace's sausage

[@jacobcross1376]

This episode really feels like a return to form for this channel.

[@EHKOS]

Potato and vanilla mush sounds good to me, although idk about it being warm. I knew Grimace water was coming and it did not disappoint, had to pause. What a great video for Grimace's birthday.

[@DaussPlays]

That was absolutely a 5 Ruffalo blow, come on man. Also when are we getting that whale flavoured horse meat in a can from Japan sausage?

[@Cosmic1110]

I never want to see or hear "thats the grimace water" ever again😂😂

[@ThePoltergust5000]

I leaned back and coughed mid-chew during the Will it Blow and when I looked back down my heart momentarily sank thinking the Will it Blow mess was what my cough had just spewed over my laptop

[@coldbacon4869]

This is so funny

[@Jacobwd2002]

This was in my recommended, and for the sponsor you should have said protect your sausage instead of balls lol

[@That_Chemist]

This is the best video I ever could have hoped for

[@bogbert7019]

I waited so patiently for him to say “that’s the Grimace water” and was so pleased when my dream came true

[@maryatthis9441]

Grimace is the correct word for this

[@knightofendor8384]

This feels like a return to form, for better or for worse.

[@close2metvthebluesquare279]

Fun fact!: Grimace used to be the villain of McDonaldland.

[@abracadaniel8142]

I almost exclusively watch your videos while getting high and I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate what you do

[@prestobizmal]

This is a classic sausage episode and I love it

[@goldenlightning8842]

The Mark Ruffalo scores are so brutal like that was the best will it blow we've seen in awhile and its still a whole point down...for what? I have no clue?

[@saltythegreat3549]

four mark ruffalos on that will it blow is disrespectful

[@InsidiousGoose]

I can't believe I've been watching this man make sausages for 3 years

[@JEZ346]

Nothing can kill the Grimace

[@jerssh]

you should try putting the especially sloppy sausage fillings in some cheesecloth first. A sausage cloth, if you will

[@JimmyChanga94]

Back to the classic style of just shoving random food into a sausage casing.

[@lucy8265]

Every so often I watch one of these and it puts me off watching for a week or so. I just came back and I think I'm going to take another break.... (seriously though great stuff as always- a beautifully cursed sausage!)

[@markopolo1271]

What on earth possessed corporate maccies to bring back grimace I swear that thing is absolutely horrific that sh*t would've scarred me for life if I grew up seeing him

[@yocapo32]

Back when they still had dudes in mascot costumes going around in MC, my mom took a picture of me with Grimace, and even though I didn't speak English at the time, it seems the information required to me was beamed down to the heavens or something, because I had the most godawful grimace in my face I've ever seen.

[@BruceAlarie]

you know i never sat on santas lap just sayin

[@RaptorJesus52]

The people demand a snausage sausage!

[@RandyLRhoades]

He sounded really happy about it being Grimace’s Birthday.

[@Scott.E.H]

I can't help but think that maybe not throwing the sausages would maybe prevent some bursting

[@MissJeanette136]

Make the Rice Krispie Treat Sausage!

[@troublemonkey1_626]

Are you trying to put the grinder in the grave

[@megabobio]

He can't keep getting away with it

[@FunkleSauce]

He can and he will

[@Awesomlypossom]

I can only hope that explosionsandfire knows that it was grimaces birthday

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

I’m just happy that A) you’re still alive after the Grimace Challenge And B) the sausage ACTUALLY RANKED more than 0 out of 5!

[@MrWojoRising5446]

The didn't even put grimace on the bag. What the hell man

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Have you done an all mushrooms sausage? Mushrooms contain a vast amount of their body weight in water but I’m imagining that with some salt and precooking to cook that water from it, mixing with spices and some pork you could have a 8.9/10 sausage.

[@burntalive]

I cant believe creme brulee sausage hasbt been done yet

[@King-of-Hats]

With the score of 4 MARK RUFFALOS! in from of the boxalo box art I was able to find all 5 Mark Ruffalos the art was asking us to find!

[@IdiotRebecca251]

It’s genuinely so refreshing to see a video with the Grimace Shake where nobody is dying and splattering the thing everywhere

[@Darkflamecrusader]

Nothing like a post colloidal sausage video to get your mood for the day just right.

[@OkellaWood]

The upper inflection on "purple brain" was hilarious! @1:16

[@necro-esque666]

My right ear really loved that manscaped ad

[@crab-likegargoyle]

I literally screamed 'NO!' when you dumped the milkshake into the bowl. lol

[@tjweber9883]

If that Will it Blow was only a 4 Mark Ruffalos then I officially can't predict the score anymore!

[@ColemanBergad]

I’m pissed that was EASILY a 5 Ruffalo. Do you truly demand perfection beyond the human limit, sausage man???

[@raymondrjstanford]

I didn’t even think Grimace had a sausage.

[@QQnowQQlater]

I celebrate Hamburglar's birthday everytime McDonald's gets my order wrong......

[@Cybercerialdestroyer]

1:14 So grimace’s brain

[@Snurple02]

1:13 missed opportunity to sing a cover of purple rain as “purple brain”

[@Steve-bv1to]

I screamed "4 Mark Ruffalo's?!" at the screen when you didn't give that a 5/5.

[@allmightyloaf7134]

I love the purple sludge being slapped down on a grill and just sadly sagging.

[@spectoestis3106]

Ah yes, the McDemon's birthday sausage.

[@untro7287]

When he said ‘thats the grimace water’, i knew my sense of humor had broken

[@Greaseshark]

“That’s the Grimace water” I knew it was coming and it still made me laugh 😂

[@mrgrimp3359]

I swear I've watched these videos for years now and not once have I seen a 5 mark ruffalo, how this one wasn't I'll never understand

[@justatogepienjoyingchocolate]

Never thought I'd have to process the idea of Grimace being born, rather than created by clown magic or something

[@KrutchesRDH]

I always expect the "Thats the ... Water" but it always makes me chuckle

[@theonepieceguy9081]

I can't stop watching these.

[@perochialjoe]

At least we broke the streak of bad Will It Blows. Grimace's birthday gift to us.

[@meredithjohnson2843]

Thank you- I now know what grimace would look like if he was put in a meat grinder.

[@alpha20639]

I find it so funny when he predicts 0/5 when loading the stuffer.

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

Well.. that purple-grey mush that went into the sausage press certainly made me grimace

[@nersh46137]

When he said “it kind of looks like Grimace” I wondered if he has had a traumatic experience with a man in a costume in the tube slide of a McDonald’s play area.

[@EveMizgala]

Now this is a classic sausage. Now pork, no seasoning, just a fast food meal that's been mutilated and crammed into a sausage casing.

[@ausgoonbag6904]

That extra casing will go perfectly in the second sausage casing sausage

[@pianotm]

"Also, the Hamburgler, I would celebrate." Rubble rubble!

[@yaboi8130]

I don’t care that this sausage only got a 2/5, I’m just happy we saw a rare 4/5 mark ruffalos

[@pieseasmyseas]

That will it blow was a 5 A 5 I tell you.

[@realGeorgelucas18563]

I expected a burst of that Prince classic "Purple brain, purple brain!"

[@umbrellacorp.]

I never thought I'd ever see a Purple Sausage in a Condom in my life. 😳

[@essolatem5764]

just like prince once said "purple brain, purple brain [insert majestic guitar solo] "