Greg tells the leftover jokes from the week

[@michaeldeighan8294]

You gotta laugh when there’s about 20 million Americans ready to drive to Texas to help the governor. What happens if the governor of Texas deputize is everybody with a Texas drivers license as a Texas Ranger?

[@Awestefeld6612]

If I had the ability to easily buy a gun, I would go to Texas.

[@davidcosta2244]

@@Awestefeld6612 The poor man's James Bond has full blue prints for a 45 caliber fully automatic weapon.

[@claudiafrias1916]

I'm in

[@wjameswright]

@@Awestefeld6612 Just go....someone there will have one for you :)

[@donnabrija9918]

20 million? More like 74 + million.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

The Greg Guttfield show is the best late night show on tv and he has the ratings to back it up

[@josephgaviota]

The other late night shows are nothing but left-wing hate-fests.

[@dttruman]

So true, some of his jokes bomb, but they are all at least objective and insightful. They don't push a certain agenda or narrative like other evening or late-nite talk shows.

[@TroyBenick-wk8nx]

Gutfeld Rules!! 😆

[@commonNigerian]

@@dttruman…and the audience claps and laughs are genuine unlike the woke late night shows where the audience are directed by prompts to clap/laugh.

[@rabbitramen]

"He later said, Glurg morf blaga flep!" That's priceless, Greg.

[@danwhitehurst6293]

I stand with Texas because I consider it standing for the American people

[@toma6838]

defund the feds ... or ... defed the funds.

[@HansReinhardt-v2g]

Anyone in Government that is a DEMOCRAT name WEINER should automatically have a laptop audit every week.

[@terrylandess6072]

His appearance was associated with MORE loss of freedom by the coddling and removal of responsibility - just floor it and safely drive 10 mph over . . . . He wants to put us in a safe box.

[@kituwahband]

😂😂

[@PamMinnick]

😂😂😂😂

[@tobybigham4196]

I don't think democrat was the optimal stress test here. You could easily just lead with "Weiner" by itself!!! lol After all, didn't you notice the surname his wife uses?

[@blackrhino3442]

Weiner has such outrageous homosexual laws for children.

[@catsrus2890]

Hilarious as always!😂

[@rickm8438]

Greg's journalist rant tonight is off the charts!!👍

[@Snuffaluffagis]

@@LISTINGTOSTARBOARD pitiful,

[@TRmPisthebestEver]

News flash Bejing Biden is backing down on his empty threats on Texas😂they want to fix the problem Texas fixed it problem solved..😄

[@YouChwb]

I always look forward to this weekly segment.

[@renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300]

83 million dollars that lawsuit trump just got smacked with by that women is literally more than the votes Joe Biden had last time and you actually fuccin think he’s gonna win a general???

[@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK]

That John is a giant gayfish ..lmao

[@berniemarkley]

My favorite night of the week, Greg's Leftovers. Tonight was off the charts!!

[@rustyjames719]

Lol, I was forwarding again, halfway thru leftovers.

[@nicolespiteri6273]

Wouldn't be Friday Night Leftovers without a Joy Behar joke😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@tobybigham4196]

Joy is too busy slopping up at the local Golden Coral!

[@santiagoabalos7564]

​@@tobybigham4196 with Chris Christie

[@nhmooytis7058]

The View should be called The Heifers 🐂🐂🐂

[@siseley1]

or..the sweathogs ! LOL @@nhmooytis7058

[@nhmooytis7058]

@arrrrrrpeeeee 😂😂😂

[@danielavalos3585]

😂 Greg keep going love your show brother

[@ursulinaursache3602]

Never ever in my worst nightmares and terrors have I dreamed that we would live times like today! Please someone, wake me up and tell me this is not true, it can't be true!

[@tobybigham4196]

We just can't allow the establishment to keep cheating in the elections. We have to say no to Mail-in-Ballots, and voting without ID! Joe prior to Mail-in-Ballots couldn't even get 1% of the vote in 1988 and 2008. And with Mail-in-Ballots, he is suddenly more popular than Obama or Kennedy!

[@Gene_Cali]

If you read the Good book, you know man is imperfect, and the world would suffer. This is to test your mettle, your first realization that Life is a puzzle and not paint by number. God wants us to be worthy and so we are tested. it's a great time to be alive and aware. Stay vigilant and journey safely.

[@thomaszanzal7846]

World traveler here. We act like it is such a mystery here in the USA how to close a border to illegal imigration. Meanwhile almost every other country in the world handles the probem without fuss . We are the only country in the world that cannot seem to do the needfull. Arrest them , deport them , do not allow them to cross by use of physical force. There problem solved.

[@tobybigham4196]

“I would make sure in fact, that we immediately surge to the border all those people seeking asylum. They deserve to be heard. That is who we are, we are a Nation if you are fleeing oppression or you want to come, you should just come!” ….. Joe Biden 2020 Democrat Primary debate speech

[@kurtdowney1489]

​@@tobybigham4196that's what he said and he did it. Don't distract that the election was rigged.

[@charliesgrumma5388]

"World traveler here" doesn't know his butt hole from apple butter. I wonder why he hasn't heard of the muslinization of europe? There are no "closed borders" to immigration anywhere in the christian world.

[@garymccorkle7836]

Liberals want you to feel like a racist because you want unvetted people with possible criminal history and no immunization records to have to wait to come to the US. As if any country would let you do that. You can't even walk to Niagara Falls Canada without standing in line.

[@cloudbase7799]

I thought the RFK quote, "Biden's failure to secure the border leaves states no choice but to take matters into their own hands", was leading to a joke about Jeffrey Toobin. 🤭

[@melissasmess2773]

😂

[@tobybigham4196]

I don't think he can anymore. Didn't Toobin suffer from a massive stroke?

[@gpwcowboy]

He then referred to it as a "humanitarian crisis" which it is not. He is a Kennedy. They are all snakes.

[@paranormalstorytime4825]

God bless Texas

[@nicooosterlynck4030]

And Cancun…

[@LuisFlores-vl3xz]

FJB four years I could afford my groceries. Now I struggle .

[@richiejohnson]

Biden is not responsible for your failure. lm sure you have someone to blame for all your bad decisions

[@tobybigham4196]

Well, the stock market is up. So all the rich people are doing good. Guess you picked the wrong side according to Dictator Joe!

[@MrClobbertime]

I guess that's the new Biden diet.

[@nancynada7890]

Wish some would mention the long-standing law that says carrying a pair of bolt cutters intending to cut barbed wire fences in the state of Texus is illegal.

[@tobybigham4196]

Nothing about bolt cutters specifically my friend...... BUT! It is illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket in Austin. It is also illegal to eat out of your neighbor’s garbage without their permission. In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take three sips of beer at a time while standing. That there, Sir, is illegal! In El Paso, all churches, halls of assembly, hotels, banks, stores, train depots and saloons are required to provide spittoons otherwise they are in violation of the law.

[@glyniscoleman4813]

Also you don't have to have a windshield but you are required to have windshield wipers figure that out

[@theamazingchris90]

I love that Doug is the shorts and tank top guy from a cable broadcast and now he’s a guest on Gutfeld!

[@rustyjames719]

LOLOLOL!! I didn’t recognize him!!! Like, who the eff is that?! 🤣🤣 You just made my day better!!

[@bite-sizedshorts9635]

She was correct in saying Kamala sucks. That's how I hear she advanced in her career.

[@keithcarpenter5254]

The assimilation gag was nearly a coffee sprayer! 😅

[@nhmooytis7058]

Spit take time!😂

[@VUrban-yr5ch]

Great show. Great leftovers. 😂

[@maurotroy2978]

"If the government wins this, Gov. Abbott gonna be "defenseless"[THE FENCE LESS]". Doug is simply hilarious!

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

Greg's question to Kat was missing a big "A SEXIST WOULD SAY!!!"

[@seedsoflove7684]

I wouldn't know, i skip over her.

[@zitherzon2121]

"It's funny until someone loses a nation." Lady Liberty.

[@petermyers479]

I’m a paraplegic and the wheelchair joke about Gov Abbott was great. Very funny.

[@eddiegesch6299]

Biden is going to be the reason Abbott gets out of his chair he will find the will to stand just to kick biden in the butt.

[@tobybigham4196]

I am not going to lie. I have gone this entire time without realizing Abbott was paralyzed. They have done a great job in the media of covering that up in my opinion!

[@eddiegesch6299]

@@tobybigham4196 his disability isn't important to how he governs which in my opinion is quite well.

[@tobybigham4196]

@@eddiegesch6299 I don't think you understand me at all. This whole time I didn't know! Which means Yes it has 0 bearing on his ability to lead. Try to please keep up with me!!!🤔

[@Chadrocker53]

Great Show!!! As Always.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

How anyone can vote Democrat at this point is absolutely insane

[@mountainpride]

That's the same comment you have posted so many times I lost count. Material hard for you Russians to come up with these day's. No double gulp of vodka for you tonight.

[@rebelnpink1968]

​@@mountainpride So you are voting for Joe without vodka? I'd think one goes hand and foot.

[@Drewski02]

​​@rebelnpink1968 If you can't understand why someone is voting for the other party, then that's on you. Both have good and poor qualities

[@harryfarber6435]

Joe’s fishing for a reason to cancel the dance next November because he knows that he can’t win. If he starts a conflict here or abroad, he’ll do just that.

[@ontarget7582]

Nobody votes Demonrat. That's the purpose of the invasion of people who can't read

[@paranormalstorytime4825]

Keep it real Greg

[@jamalshamah7280]

Electric fence, love it

[@ahhamartin]

But fences are racist (besides, minefields work MUCH better).

[@kokonanana1]

With windmill charging!!!

[@elultimo102]

An electric shock collar for Joe, would have been a lot cheaper than the $500K spent on that wall around his mansion---at taxpayer expense.

[@planejanedaniels]

Greg's joke stash never disappoints!

[@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK]

Never, he's the best late night comedy guy..lol.

[@rennyhonselaar2376]

Really?

[@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK]

Really! Really? Really!! Really Really? REALLY....lmao

[@rennyhonselaar2376]

@@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK ya kind of sad

[@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK]

@@rennyhonselaar2376 Na I'm happy I don't live in a world delusional thinking na I'm pretty happy especially since I'm watching Joe back down on his threats against Texas...lol

[@johnoudin5646]

Bravo to your writers! These were some of the best "leftovers" I have heard so far!

[@petermyers479]

I love Dagans attitude. “Watch a gonna do?”

[@RLD454C]

" please don't shoot , I am a they" ROLF 😂

[@elultimo102]

OK, maybe I'm OTH, but "ROLF" was also the name of the piano-playing dog on The Muppet Show.😆😆😆

[@davidzoschke6127]

Great show! I liked all the panelists. Degan gets the prize for the most drama.

[@greenbird3850]

Calling out and exposing the idiotards is very amusing!

[@fmike15]

Cat looks like hot 1960's secret agent!

[@YouChwb]

She looked great with her hair like that.

[@Disscombobulated]

Yes. She looks really good with that hair tonight.

[@siseley1]

espe4cially if she would put on 15-20 lbs ! @@Disscombobulated

[@Tonya05]

One of the best leftovers in a while and let’s roll 😂

[@kituwahband]

"Is he going to pick a new VP because she sucks" Julie, you have no idea how true that is 😂😂

[@FirstNationsandCoco]

Love the leftovers sometimes 😂

[@Snuffaluffagis]

@@LISTINGTOSTARBOARD I noticed your name, you must be a democrat.

[@stephenfiore9960]

…as good as regular jokes

[@waltern2660]

Love gutfeild 😅😂, awesome

[@tobybigham4196]

"Hey come-on man..... Glurg, MMorpha, Blrrarga fllaffff!" ......Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

[@VicRonson5150]

Wow that's actually a hell of a deal Applebees is offering

[@jamalshamah7280]

The ball washing was good

[@louisabdnour4850]

But why do all of the Conservative news folk refer to transgender women as she/her? Don’t they know that they are men? And they have the gall to castigate liberal democrats for not knowing the difference. News flash………there is a difference between men and women. Share the news and don’t let these lies continue. Even the liberals know the difference; especially those with daughters. They are just bowing to the pressures of the day. Really sad that Fox supports this lie.

[@danhammond8406]

That's what "she" said

[@melikeymalarky4460]

These are gold.

[@Dean4511]

Interesting if Jotato nationalizes the Texas National guard and they just refuse to cooperate with him. I could see it happening. It could end his Presidency and it's likely to cause the 25th Amendment to be enacted against the senile old codger.

[@tobybigham4196]

Seizing control federally of a State Militia would be the most blatant show of Authoritarianism we have ever witnessed. I pray that doesn't happen because it could literally spark a Civil War. Lets pray that never happens.

[@wendywallis2956]

Forget the razor wire, i was also thinking maybe electric fence, but I still think 14ft gators is the answer!

[@OtayBuckwheat]

Don't have a cerebral hemorrhage

[@elultimo102]

How about bull sharks and piranhas?

[@OtayBuckwheat]

@@elultimo102 It's an international waterway and we have treaties. 🤪🙄🤯

[@gpwcowboy]

50 cals on tripods

[@lynnearlyriser]

Joe Machi deserves a raise !

[@dealvaabel6710]

GOVERNOR BRASS BALLS ABBOTT SHOWS THE WORLD HE HAS BALLS!!! LOVE YOU GOVERNOR ABBOTT!!!

[@ahhamartin]

it should be; fences (except at the legally designated points of entry) to protect the border, and minefields to protect the fences.

[@chowchow2386]

This has been a planned invasion by Biden administration from day one. Abbot thus far is the only one who has officially called it thus. By allowing and promoting these policies Biden and his administration are actually by definition "enemies of the state."

[@colormedubious4747]

A "Knight Rider" joke is NEVER out of date.

[@ThomasWBaldwin]

Mind if I smoke? No, do you mind if I fart? I tried to quit but started gaining weight......

[@ysaguirrelarry6234]

Greg you are awesome!

[@kz750412]

Degan and Julie were clever and funny tonight. They always are, but exceptionally tonight.

[@eddiemunster8634]

You know Fox could just sell these leftovers to Seth meyers, they can make some good coin and Myers would have a halfway decent monologue for one night a week

[@9timepokechamp]

I always love Greg's leftovers 😋 😂😂😂

[@EwingNYK33]

She is allowed to wear a sleeveless shirt whenever and wherever she wants. She has the right to Bare Arms!

[@csc8697]

1000 miles south is where you should start the turnaround. Journalists interviewed the endless chain of people, they all said Biden said its open, he welcomes.

[@konradkanuckle5920]

Cheers Doug!!!

[@AndreaDoesYoga]

Thoroughly enjoyed your wit, Greg!

[@darrell394]

Love your show Greg

[@Linnidoo2]

Its their right & their duty

[@gFog3]

YAY Doug!

[@ryanziolkowski6743]

Lookin SHARP ladies

[@biguglyskunk1248]

Anytime Julie Banderas is on, my day is better!! ❤ 😙 🤟

[@jarhead6112]

Dagen..!!!❤❤❤

[@bobbaker8263]

Funny tonight Greg. Love the leftovers.😂😂😂

[@ThomasWBaldwin]

"I have a whole freezer full of popsicles; hmmmm"

[@nynefifteen1121]

Can I thumbs up this video more than once?

[@waynelalonde4778]

Best leftovers EVER!!!!! AWESOME JOKES. spot on

[@AVC.1111]

Doug is on here! Awesome!

[@I-Just-Took-A-Big-KlausShwab]

Its funny how they still act like bidens the president 😂

[@xhpy6760]

It’s funny how they act like Trump’s not insane and he’s not going to prison.

[@HEYDUDEPUTINWANTSHISMONEYBACK]

@@xhpy6760 I think Trump was better than Biden on every measurable metric that's why he's ahead of Biden in double digits..

[@jsshay01]

@@xhpy6760They don’t have to because what you say is not true. I’d rather have Trump along with a strong southern border. Northern one, too!

[@I-Just-Took-A-Big-KlausShwab]

@@xhpy6760 I can taste them salty tears

[@nicooosterlynck4030]

Its funny how you still act like Trump won…

[@paulaheckman9928]

Love his leftovers! Especially the joy behar 😂

[@barackobama9343]

"LETS ROLL" absolutely hilarious!

[@dennissecor8092]

Gregs leftovers are great😅

[@DukeJonas]

Doug is a great guest! Thanks, Greg.

[@dennismorris3254]

Thats some great leftovers Greg

[@jefferymoyer4971]

Great monolog

[@lauragadille3384]

It's called a wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannypulliam3157]

Dagen in that outfit 😍I adore her❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@daimangwong8964]

President Trump is the son of the American people. He deeply loves her country and her people. Please give your full support to this great president! Because he can bring happiness to the American people, he can bring dignity to the country, and he can bring peace to the world. Thank you President Trump for everything you have done for the people, the country, and the world!

[@Chickenlegs836]

GUTFELD THE GREAT!! NEVER A DULL MOMENT 👍👍👍

[@1600SkidRowAvenue]

Pattern Recognition Time: Since when does a potato have blue eyes? Since when does it have an Aspen Dental smile?

[@1600SkidRowAvenue]

@@LISTINGTOSTARBOARD Oh I get it. All caps. Aspen Dental. Very funny.

[@tobybigham4196]

I don't know why they bothered with this cheap imitation potato? When they could have gotten Joe to play the part!

[@hanko5750]

"Is FJB stupid enough to do that ?" she asked .... Greg's answer .. LoL!!

[@EdwardMismas-d7r]

Yes, Come to our country but only after being vetted.

[@suzannefayram7510]

Facebook will not allow me to share this on Facebook because other people (ie fb) finds it abusive. I find it funny.

[@alanwannemaker2518]

YUP the sensors are still running on liberal foolishness ! I tried to share this also and still they have a problem with talking down on the Cabal ! FJB !

[@carolbatchelder1]

Biden literally asked them and his other media to ramp up the censorship about 2 months ago.

[@specialk9424]

Right out of the gate, the first joke doesn't work. Joe doesn't know what Knight Rider is. He barely knows what night TIME is. But the second joke nailed it.

[@brianvititoe8721]

Love this! So true and so funny!🎉

[@taylorshelp5046]

Governor hot wheels!

[@dovejohnson319]

Thank you guys soo much I need a good laugh at the end of the night. Miss Johnny Carson

[@christiesvoger8598]

Alligators in the Rio Gramde...with signs "will work for food"!!!!😂

[@jeremypeatman6844]

I like Doug. Glad you had him back on.

[@Adulteducation8]

Julie is so gorgeous❤️

[@rickm8438]

But Dagen would lean back hard.

[@wesrenouf6304]

Need to install a few C-Rams on the boarder they would stop crossing.

[@paranormalstorytime4825]

non dairy milk cost more a lot more they should charge more

[@jeffreyarnold2626]

perhaps this has changed but as I recall, the prez can't federalize the nat. guard, he requires the governor to loan his troops.

[@kevinmayes8332]

The man that cannot stand up on his own in Texas I will stand up for him and with him

[@emilyfriis109]

Yall better cover the song Tom Mcdonald and Ben shapiro did, the one called FACTS that dropped Friday!! It was pure gold 🤣🤣 specially seeing Ben rap slower than he talks

[@iangoddi]

"Captain! It's the ventilation system! She's aboot to BLOW!"

[@elultimo102]

U shouldn't talk about the VP like that---even if she is expert at it.--😆😆😆

[@nhmooytis7058]

Ball washer joke was my fave. Laughed so loud I woke my housemate up.

[@johnlayne-sr9mw]

Well done dagen my dear friend you rock

[@jeffmassey4860]

I wonder,if Alec Baldwin owned up to his actions,he would have already served whatever time for an accidental manslaughter charge. The President could have pardoned Mr. Baldwin and the whole incident would be forgotten already. Just like Alec Baldwin's acting career.

[@DarrylMoore-v6k]

This is one result of childhood bullying 😂😂😂