Gutfeld: This is scaring the crap out of Democrats

[@andrewp5972]

Years ago Cuban was on Letterman and told a story about visiting Mara Lago and he was so offended that Trump didn’t know who he was. I believe he’s held a grudge ever since.

[@frankgiuliano380]

As an Architect I have worked for Trump on Several projects in Westchester County NY. He was the most professional, brilliant, honest client I ever had. He would listen to my presentations, and not make a move until I was finished. most of the time he would make one or two comments, then say " Let's get it done". Always paid his bills within 30 days. I also learned so much from him.

[@MoralScienceEducation]

That’s a very nice comment. Perhaps we need more authenticity, realism and positivity on line, and less sensationalism, (defamatory) entertainment at the cost of public officials and celebrities, drama and court cases, in general🥹🙏

[@debray4464]

KUDOS 👍👍

[@unclemikecruz]

Yes 👍👍😎

[@MoralScienceEducation]

@@unclemikecruz Human dignity is seen as the concept key to the most relevant values in the creation of human rights, and to the ultimate goal of a world community in which a democratic distribution of values is sought. Wishing for a better “ Spirit of Law” since this spirit affects our global leaders - as well as humanity🙏

[@my3sons757]

Thank you for telling people this! We need to hear and see the truth after years of lies!

[@thebluebirdsnest5]

Deeply insightful commentary on ego and narcissism of those powerful ones opposing Trump

[@NaomiRaeSaulsbury-yc7md]

And people who never voted before. I'm voting for Trump.

[@inahandbasket288]

Way to go!

[@ferguszade5594]

But he says he doesnt need your votes!!

[@rogueinfidel4160]

​@@ferguszade5594and kamala told you biden was as sharp as a tack. 😂

[@sherk7650]

Love Gutfeld! 😂 He makes my night after a bad day! 🤣

[@beverlykrause7015]

I feel the same way

[@lancesabin4114]

Gutfeld, you’re right! They can’t stand Trump being way more important than them!!! BRILLIANT

[@oldentyred8994]

trump is a word, hes not a christian, he's a snake oil salseman, he called himself an idol. how do so called fake christians worship an orange cow.

[@peachmango5347]

Robert De Niro being accurately called a "has-been" is what most Trump critics need to be told.

[@bbrebozo6417]

Greg hit the nail on the head. Narcissists are always jealous of others’ fame. With narcissists, everything is about them. Hollyweird and the talking heads on CNN and MSNBC are going nuts loosing the attention of the public.

[@Dinosaurchickin]

What is up with so many people not able to spell the word lose? Loose = not tight LOSE = not win

[@Gene_Cali]

@@Dinosaurchickin Loosen up! That's why they went extinct. j/k.

[@ablegator]

The biggest Narcissist, is DTrump. Just a fact.

[@mrjuvy49]

What does loosing mean?

[@syberphish]

So.... when the Republicans are jealous of the Dem's fame, that makes them narcisssists....right??

[@cjordan1161]

Best analyst of contemporary American culture , bar none . You have won our hearts , Greg and , our gratitude.

[@bruanlokisson8615]

Salt water and batteries never go well together.

[@rockford5016]

Accountability Tyrus hit it right on the mark, will never stop until until there is accountability for what they do

[@AlTravaglini]

It's literally scaring the crap out of Biden

[@GORILLAROB]

Unbelievable how long beetle juice was mayor in Chicago…

[@1x4x93]

Don't mention Beetlejuice around Boebert. 😂😂

[@janblackman6204]

They didn’t do any better with the new mayor

[@audreym3777]

Only to be replaced by a DUDE who needed $30k of makeup 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@IncontinentiaButtock-gs4jh]

@@audreym3777At least it’s clear SHE didn’t spend $30,000 of your money on make up!

[@scottmcclintock3942]

LMAO

[@faironp6299]

Trump's not taxing service worker tips is so brilliant...all Republicans should run on this

[@ladyjustice1474]

If your actual paycheck is more than your tips. You don't have to report your tips.

[@LindaMartin-v8l]

​@@ladyjustice1474you do have to report & pay taxes on tips as of now.

[@Noid_Cave]

There are two parties left in America. Americans and Elitists. Time to vote along party lines.

[@NickSargent-cy1il]

Mmmmhmm.

[@lisacreuzer]

WINNER COMMENT EVER. LOVE YOU

[@Bob-qk2zg]

Gutfeld is the only late night show worth watching.

[@mkmgreengables]

No doubt about it.

[@ForcesOfFreedomAndFascism]

@@mkmgreengables I completely stopped watching this guy since October7th. He's Just another paid shill.

[@oldentyred8994]

a puppet

[@NaomiRaeSaulsbury-yc7md]

@@Bob-qk2zg AMEN LOVE ME SOME GUTFELD.

[@VikkiFreeland]

Way to go Gutfield

[@olliehays3206]

See what the NYC homeless skyrise and the SF free-food market look like in four months.

[@jadespider7526]

skyrise will be condemned, and the market will be on fire.

[@bk6555]

I give it 2 weeks. Houses can get dirty very fast by lazy bums. The gym and laundry areas vandalized and ruined in 3 days.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

30 days

[@georgewagner7787]

It's LA not NYC

[@Dinosaurchickin]

@@georgewagner7787SAME DIFFERENCE

[@noelleblouin7907]

One of your BEST monologs!!!

[@georgewagner7787]

They can't end The View bc those are the best jokes

[@jeannie1renee2]

Perfect description of Howard! He's so whiny, just like harry.

[@dennisgauck7526]

Twin bitches??

[@catwoman4509]

Best late night show ever. Greg makes me laugh out loud.

[@EndertheWeek]

Def. It also helps they have people like Charlie (and her legs!!)

[@ferguszade5594]

Unlike the audience

[@EndertheWeek]

@@ferguszade5594 You need to get your hearing checked

[@ferguszade5594]

@@EndertheWeek Pardon?

[@EndertheWeek]

@@ferguszade5594 Well at least you know your ears need checking.

[@pcarlson214]

Loved the monologue - spot on.

[@gregorymckinney666]

Chicago you get what you voted for.

[@gen_z_hippichikk]

Louisiana has less people than Chicago, but more murders. Please explain.

[@gregorymckinney666]

@@andrelotscher280Hamburger U deadbeat.

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@andrelotscher280 Oh look its the troll. How is the ignorant lefty troll?

[@patriotpatrol3709]

@@andrelotscher280 "Derp"😵‍💫

[@cnnothingburgerletsgobrand6381]

*YOU RECEIVED A REPLY FROM BlP0LAR JOHN BALNIS.*

[@DavidHunter-d1s]

I can't afford an ice cream cone like that. FJB.

[@1x4x93]

FDJT

[@gregorybacher2883]

When they go low, we go high." -- Obama, M ,

[@DHITTZ03]

Get a new job bum

[@rickpicone9751]

@@1x4x93 The anti-war president. Learn how to duck, because Biden's is sending you over.

[@johnjohnson9923]

Good you might live until 45 without needing an insulin Script !

[@jwfinley7808]

A vote for Trump is a vote for America

[@mrjuvy49]

This is not 1965 America , will loose by 8m votes.

[@vld7850]

FACT!

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

This is by FAR one of the BEST monologues EVER! F J B

[@gregorybacher2883]

When they go low, we go high." -- Obama, M .,.

[@McMinderbinder]

There's a new fable: "The Emperor's New Depends"

[@robertperry4439]

It's not a fable if it is true.

[@everythingstrength1485]

What do Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel have in common? They both took numerous trips to a very "specific island".... that's what 💯

[@RepublicSaversSince1791]

Case in point. People have been leaving cali for years.

[@goldbud2287]

Can’t blame them

[@gen_z_hippichikk]

@@goldbud2287cashing out on their triple-digit real estate gains, I’d be cashing out too! 🇺🇸😃👍🇺🇸

[@1x4x93]

More room for us.

[@HopeNeff]

The problem is they continue voting the same way!!! Grrr

[@elecbike]

Of course youre from California. It explains a lot about your recent trolling. Your tds is flairing up. Go get the help you need activist. ​@@1x4x93

[@tMr81]

"Hundred year old vets asking him if he wants to sit" 😂

[@HopeNeff]

Good point!

[@ericcole8235]

😂😂

[@oldentyred8994]

yeah boo vets, give your head a shake and focus on issues

[@beelikemizu604]

Stephen King is the most hateful person on Twitter. He just seems so miserable when most people would be happily retired with his accomplishments... sad

[@RememberHisLove]

King makes his own horror fiction after having bored and creeped everyone else away. That is why he votes Biden as his spirit animal.

[@Don-md6wn]

Speaking of constantly miserable, Watters, Hannity, Gutfeld, Larry Ingraham?

[@RepublicSaversSince1791]

@@Don-md6wn They're making money. King said he's been losing money and his products can't sell to meet standards.

[@nhmooytis7058]

He sold his soul to Satan for success.

[@rolandsmith4394]

Frighteningly hateful. He had his day ... 30 years ago.

[@libertycowboy2495]

Howard Stern? King of media??Nah, Rush Limbaugh will always be the king.

[@mrjuvy49]

He is no longer living it is a fact

[@CarolynGagliarducci]

Absolutely Totally Agree With You 💯

[@tomsaunders5225]

To weirdos he’s the queen of radio

[@Tina_GenX]

Isn't Rush worm food now? 😂😂😂

[@stangman962]

Perfect Greg

[@elisadoyle91]

Stern is the Prince Harry of all media.

[@randyhall2135]

The lithium ion batteries will catch on fire when flooded

[@randywl8925]

Oh GREAT, now it's sharks, fire or electrocution. 😱 My electric boat will have jet packs.

[@Lightning613]

Especially by saltwater

[@kateshiningdeer3334]

Not only that, but they can RE-LIGHT at any time, and may have to be entirely submerged for more than 30 DAYS to entirely burn out. It's absolutely crazy. I got that info from an IRL firefighter, in case you wondered if it's true. He was talking about car fires alone- depending on the size of the batteries and the boat, that could take a LOT longer. Not to mention Lithium is a resource, and there's really no knowing how much we have to work with.

[@TheMomseloc]

Thermal runaway. And the fumes are deadly.

[@johnjohnson9923]

@@kateshiningdeer3334 Not to mention the immediate discharge of Voltage that will make you a French Fry in .3 Seconds ! DC does not have to cycle like AC at 60 Cycles per second its wham bam thank you mam a straight shot of juice !

[@JerryBagus-ul4pj]

Right on the button Greg

[@Wild-Wisdom]

Maybe Greg is right. They hate him cause they ain't him, and their dissent is horrendous

[@JinxD247]

He won't play by "their" rules....

[@oldentyred8994]

no

[@oldentyred8994]

@@JinxD247 that"s why he has court cases. "their" being society

[@oldentyred8994]

if you did what he did youd get years, also he claims hed help and never helped anyone so far.

[@oldentyred8994]

where's youre wisdom? at this point i assume you don't like math. Not the r trump is horrendous. Every thing the r stands for he shat on. PUTIN and IL.. Il and TRUMP. thats horrendous

[@kathleenduval1309]

Your monologue was absolutely hysterically Spot On...Gutfield. TU! Always ..

[@lawrencequave7361]

Good opening commentary about the self-proclaimed elite ... "that they're not the center of the universe" as THEY always thought they were and most sane people NEVER did.

[@Dean4511]

I could really have lived the rest of my life without seeing a picture of Lori Lightfoot again. Unless it's the one where she caught a fly with her tongue. I like that one.

[@HopeNeff]

😂😂😂😂 Thank you for the laugh!!

[@donnahaponek4633]

Lol😅

[@debray4464]

😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO!!

[@stephenkalatucka6213]

I thought she was supposed to have blown up by now. Beeteljuice, Beetlejuice...

[@Tina_GenX]

You seem like a really nice guy.

[@Trumpgal458]

Gutfeld ! I'm impressed! Well said intro!! 👏💥💣

[@markhingst5368]

There really is no comparison between conservative women and liberal women.

[@Sal-gh1se]

True, a conservative woman can actually define what a woman IS.

[@Chimchimchu]

Wait, wait. I wanted to respond to this because they do have something in common. They both strongly desire a conservative man, but the liberal women are having trouble figuring out why they're single. The liberal women can't find a liberal man who lives up to their expectation of what a man should be.

[@vxy357]

@Chimchimchu. Good observation!

[@jimmorrison9656]

@@Chimchimchu Because Liberal men are actually women.

[@AntiContradiction]

I know right. Easier to control conservative women due to their upbringing of subservience

[@jeffchristianson-ziebell]

He’s got a point on celebrity egos. Makes absolute logical practical sense. Appreciate the broad honest thinking.

[@technoverse101]

I wish news media would stick with the news

[@pierrecharron8447]

And true news , not propaganda !

[@criszadrozny4015]

This show isn't a newscast, but I know what you mean.

[@Howdy76]

WOW BEETLE JUICE

[@richardstack2421]

Creature from the black lagoon.

[@dennissecor8092]

Greg is the best. Love this show!😅

[@aliciacat2323]

I hope Gutfeld interviews Donald Trump. Gutfeld gets a total kick out of Trump.

[@GilmerJohn]

He should invite all the candidates to his show. (That means include RFKjr, and the weird guy the Libertarians picked as well as Brandon and Donald Trump. Who ever shows up will make it easy for the writers.

[@debray4464]

He didn't like him in the beginning , then took a second look !

[@gregorybacher2883]

Maybe secretly, like Tucks, he hates his guts. Just my gut feeling.

[@debray4464]

@gregorybacher2883 Who knows , I know I like Trump and he's getting my vote thrice ! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@gregorybacher2883]

@@debray4464 Geeze, i hope you ain't a dead person.

[@Redbaron_sites]

Talking Lizard 😂 Lord I loved that one❤! Keep Makey

[@inhsimgalways4097]

$30k on makeup. Thats beyond ridiculous

[@steveg4334]

Maybe he's a different color?

[@someguy5334]

That is $2500 a month. On makeup. What is he? A mime?

[@johnjohnson9923]

@@someguy5334 They tol you Biden was creating great new high paying JOBS !

[@finalenforcer]

@someguy5334 definitely a clown

[@clairpahlavi]

Yeah, who are they impersonating?

[@CarolynGagliarducci]

Amazing episode every day of the week I truly enjoy watching Greg Gutfeld ❤

[@allthingspossible4569]

Greg!!!!! Please have TRUMP ON YOUR SHOW!!!! How fun!!! No one else will have him on!!!

[@vancityray]

Trump 2024 🇨🇦

[@1x4x93]

Trump 34 🇷🇺

[@Cass-lv1on]

​@@1x4x93That was really stupid

[@yankee2666]

@@Cass-lv1on That infant is pretty much the embodiment of stupidity.

[@brandonmonroe7050]

The Bible salesman?

[@DouglasGross6022]

​@@brandonmonroe7050I've heard he sells many things.

[@stevewren1079]

Yes! Trump has an ego but for his ego to be boosted, others need to benefit. Completed projects, winning teams and a country that prospers. You guys need him soooo badly. Can’t believe you’ve tolerated the evil mutants that are running things currently.

[@_SYDNA_]

Wait, what? Chelsea Handler and 50 cent? That's disgusting. Who would make 50 cent go through that?

[@JinxD247]

Wasn't she dating Jo Koy?

[@robertrickett7816]

There's a stairway to heaven, but a highway to hell, and I'm thinking it's going to be a mite congested

[@johnjohnson9923]

There will be a new heaven and a new earth, they are adding lanes to hell on a daily basis !

[@OGMoses_]

Trump 2024! Supporting from New Zealand

[@gregorybacher2883]

When they go low, we go high." -- Obama, M '

[@johnjohnson9923]

Thanks Mate !

[@k1ghz960]

Speaking of backfires, that might explain why the windows are usually open when Fanny Willis is around.

[@AB-ri5ix]

Charly is right. Great answers! 👏👏👏

[@solomonmoeller1166]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE KAT for calling him out!!

[@chriswertz1438]

Greg you hit the nail right on the head!!

[@Triad637]

As for sharks, they're picky eaters, refusing lawyers out of professional courtesy. We'll have to idict...

[@cherylescott5267]

Love this Gutfeld show. Finding humor in our American corruption.

[@usnchief1339]

Imagine Trump as President and the House and Senate a Republican majority of +2/3rds. The great things we could do for our republics security and future.

[@danivertiz7646]

Now imagine Trumpy as an inmate

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@danivertiz7646 That would be just a fantasy. Something you ignorant Dems believe to be fact.

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@danivertiz7646 Go play with your toys troll.

[@robertkroberjr.157]

​@@nedtaylor1983trolls aren't very bright. But they do help the algorithm! Let's go Brandon!

[@c.sharifranklin2900]

@@danivertiz7646You suffer from TDS! Please get help! 🤡

[@nathank4708]

90% of men in Thailand said i swear it was a women

[@Warning55.]

Good one.

[@willyburger]

Well, to be fair. almost anyone over 12 years old can make Dinero feel small.

[@Don-md6wn]

"Dinero"

[@nickporter4853]

Dinero is Spanish for money, you idiott. It's De Niro.

[@nickporter4853]

What a complete idiot

[@1x4x93]

Glad he triggers you. 😂

[@willyburger]

@@Don-md6wn Intentional.

[@jamesbrock8498]

And you got to imagine how pissed off Mark Cuban is that his wife started a super fund gave Trump Superfund 100 million

[@RiseoftheLibertarian]

Mark Levin for Trump's AG. He will ensure these criminals face their day in court.

[@RabbiSteve1]

Totally! I second this emotion.

[@audreym3777]

He definitely needs a place in the next admin…but I’d rather see Kash Patel as AG.

[@TimothyMcLellan-sy6dd]

Mark Levin never met a war he did not like.

[@nyki7fykxtjxyi]

Google can censor us from jail then😂

[@bk6555]

Levin is a warmonger and supports foreign aid being spent for non-American issues first.

[@garykilgore6718]

Just to put into perspective, since FJB been in office 2 parfait’s at DQ is $15.00 and much smaller. On a different note my wife carried a trunk load of nice men’s suits and dress shirts to donate to the Salvation Army and they would not take them because they were not in a bag.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@goldbud2287]

Gutfeld is what Kimmel watches when he needs a lesson

[@danivertiz7646]

A lesson to be less funny

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@danivertiz7646 What do people watch when they want to be corrupt, lawless liars? They watch Democrats.

[@robertkroberjr.157]

Kimmel and Colbert have major TDS.

[@redverminFDT34F]

Gutfeld is what MAGAtz watch when they want to rattle their empty brains.🙂

[@1x4x93]

Your bar is sooooo low. 😂😂🤡

[@markcaruso3960]

Joe reminds me of fire marshall Bill when he smiles .

[@mooncritter721]

When a political party kicks you in the groin, you don`t vote for another kick. Some are still voting for that anyway. It makes no sense. I guess they like it.

[@patriotpatrol3709]

We know what's actually scaring the crap out of them gutfeld...The PDF's should be scared

[@ceciliasandoval1726]

Good opening, Greg!

[@robertperry4439]

Jimmy Failla should have explained his cowboy outfit by saying he lost a bet when he wagered that Biden could not possibly lose more supporters.

[@mjones4083]

I loved the Clint Feastwood line .

[@seanohare5488]

True a big part of people's dislike of Trump is based on envy

[@ferguszade5594]

Now that is weird

[@cosjam2022]

It is elderly abuse.

[@WilliamStreiff]

He makes a perfect Marionette

[@aimgrl2106]

LUV Greg’s expressed wisdom in this segment❣️🙏🏾

[@jimilove7773]

Trump only!

[@danivertiz7646]

Only in prison

[@MattPeterson-wc7lq]

Only president going to prison

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@danivertiz7646 Trump for President. Remove all the corrupt, lawless low life lying Dems.

[@taylormickelson225]

Only going to prison

[@nedtaylor1983]

@@taylormickelson225 Says the brain dead troll.

[@Real_Life_863]

"talking lizard James Carville" 😂😂😂😂😂 Hell nah

[@Aznprada]

That speech will make headlines

[@Don-md6wn]

LOL. Nobody outside the Fox/MAGA echo chamber knows this creep exists.

[@TheMomseloc]

It did. 40 years ago when President Reagan gave it.

[@johnjohnson9923]

@@TheMomseloc I so miss Ronny

[@kensei-eh5fo]

Been watching the show since it aired, awesome. Great job Greg, & everyone on the staff/guest side. Always some good info and some good laughs. Continued success. IF I could escape CA, I would come see you live. Grew up in DC, why am I here? Dag-nab-it. Peace.

[@mdduet]

Bottom line is that he Dems can't stand that no matter what they throw at Trump his supporters love him and his supporter list continues to grow.

[@davidlynnholtzclaw3919]

Always on point!

[@Juliet475]

Howard Stern sacrificed his wife and kids for fame. Gosh, how I miss IMUS! Right now he would have tons of material.

[@PChazman1]

Imus was so good! Stern is just famous because he is offensive.

[@MikeyRB77]

Joe DeVito's line about Brandon "He's falling over because his body's saying LET ME DIE, I wanna get out of here" is epic!

[@gregorybacher2883]

When they go low, we go high." -- Obama, M "

[@HopeNeff]

@@gregorybacher2883 We see how low, er, um high the Democrats go!! LOL 😆

[@gregorybacher2883]

@@HopeNeff Um........., imo dj appears to be using, and OMG he's got guns!!!!

[@Mr.IKnowMoreThanYou]

So THAT was what happened to me last night! I blame you, Greg, lol. 😛

[@Nature-r4e]

Crazy, crazy, crazy. It’s not their money and it means nothing to them. Put that money in our hands and see how much us everyday people could save. Really who wants to know how frogs are on drugs?

[@georgewagner7787]

I'd like the 30k from makeup. I can pay some medical bills.

[@jerryahrens7810]

Kimmel actually dressed like Cowboy Bob-- 😂

[@nufosmatic]

17:19 - Ego should drive, but it should never, EVER steer...

[@wawasanalam4650]

If you come across this comment, please send your prayers for my recovery. Thank you for your positive energy.

[@tarawarren7168]

🙏

[@JanuarySteele-tw2ox]

I pray you on back on your feet soon, God loves you ❤

[@missy183]

I love your show! Gutfeld. 🌹🌹🌹😘

[@richardisner3671]

Hunter is afraid to testify in court.

[@TheMomseloc]

What are the Dems to do with their recent campaign ad dissing Trump for not testifying? Literally saying he didn't testify because he's "guilty as sin".

[@johnjohnson9923]

Maybe he is not as stupid as I once thought !

[@annaathome2995]

Gutfeld you’re the man !🎉

[@evanbenjamin4578]

Gutfeld Rules the Nightly Networks . Keep putting the Spurs to em and get us to November Greg !!

[@thomasrhodes6624]

Thank you ! No Tyris !

[@devakikaren]

The ego is our biggest enemy IMO.

[@robertworden8559]

I'm the first in line to vote for your pulitzer. Your clarity, your honesty and laser precise precision is refreshing and thought provoking and tremendously entertaining.

[@nhmooytis7058]

BeastHar doesn’t eat bacon because it might be a relative 🐷

[@johnjohnson9923]

The family endorses cannibalism !

[@vernaandrus7314]

Nailed it Greg !!! 😎🥰♥️✌️

[@Martin_Priesthood]

👍👏👏. Very correct analysis. .💯. Charly 👍💯