Trump's Top 10 Jokes At Al Smith Dinner | Roast | Kamala, Biden, Schumer, Democrat | US Election

[@123uzuz]

‘Their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me!’ 😂 Trump is a savage 💀

[@paulcollinson2970]

That was so funny 😁

[@sabinegrumme3387]

​@@paulcollinson2970and IT is so true

[@jayguerero47]

The pacing and timing and the way the punchline was dropped was so hysterically genius

[@rabbittko1421]

7:03

[@noncomplier5385]

That annoyed look on Bloomberg's face is always a win.

[@inaantao2792]

He has class!

[@shawnwenzel6074]

Always looks like he just smelled a stinky fart

[@323Munchie]

Been sniffing 😅

[@ellylauw3458]

He looks not really happy 😢

[@LetsGoMetsGo33]

I wish Trump roasted stupid Bloomberg also!

[@curlzncrush]

Love him or hate him, you gotta admit...he's a funny dude.

[@curlzncrush]

@@carlavixen 🎻 here's me playing you "womp womp" in D minor on the world's smallest violin

[@carlavixen]

@@curlzncrush Oh coming from a Maga scumbag inbred where your mom and dad are also your brother and sister you are no Republican we despise you. We only wanted you for your vote and then we're going to do the same thing to you that we did in 2016. Ignore you and put you back under the rocks that you crawled out from. So why don't you take your rapist racist pedophile ass and go crawl back under that rock now or go sleep with your sister or your blow up doll. Whatever it is that you scumbags do

[@carlavixen]

@@curlzncrush coming from an inbred that's all you are. Poor white trash that crawled out from under a rock and your mommy and daddy are your brother and sister. So why don't you run along now? Don't you have a cousin or a blow-up doll to go sleep with? Womp womp womp

[@carlavixen]

@@curlzncrush so u get double the presents at Christmas and your birthday cuz Mom and Dad are brother and sister?? You're so lucky. I'm jealous

[@carlavixen]

@@curlzncrush come on little girl! Come out and play! Womp womp womp

[@yob900]

Who is here after the Victory?

[@fij715]

I

[@kiajewell]

meee

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

Yes it is most glorious day of victory for Mother Russia

[@yob900]

@@Hillary4SupremeRuler Ya like all the wars started when trump was in Office, tell me ur dumb with out telling me ur dumb

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

@@yob900 I didn't say anything about wars. Don't even get me started on the genocide he assisted in Yemen for his buddy Mohammad bin Salman

[@anuragsinha2013]

"Tim Walz couldn't be here tonight, but don't worry he'll say... he was"

[@buzztrucker]

Hysterical.

[@number660]

Sorry so what is the reference of this joke?

[@brettspearman3706]

@@number660waltz said he was at Tiananmen Square

[@alanxu3936]

@@brettspearman3706 and in a combat zone.

[@MartiThe777]

Says the biggest liar 🤥 in history! Has told the American people nothing but lies! The only time he has told the truth is when he said that he would give the wealthy an even bigger and farther extended tax break. Oh but how will we pay for it? Oh, just make the middle class work harder, pay higher taxes and pay even more for the products they are purchasing from the wealthy ones who own these corporations! Why would Kamala be there? She wants these people to pay their fair share of taxes like they used to do before EVERY single Republican President gave them even more tax breaks until many of them are paying nothing while the middle class is paying thru the nose! A room full of arrogance and cruelty!

[@rhomotor]

He killed it with the joke about Tim Walz saying he was there.

[@rowmagnvs]

Also the joke about Dems being so woke that Chuck Schumer can still become the first woman president lol

[@mrsblue3011]

Totally !

[@ljc0177]

... "considering how woke your party has become , if Kamala loses, you still have the chance to become the first woman president." hahahahaha

[@StyleandThings]

😂😂

[@catarinasm741]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@CommunityLove-v1r]

That was the best

[@keldonator]

6:20 😂

[@pattyz.7473]

😂

[@joecyclone]

The whole not being able to make a self-deprecating joke bit is, itself, a self-deprecating joke! Genius.

[@MartiThe777]

No, not genius, just what any narcissist would say (or should I say not say?

[@cordyceps182]

@@MartiThe777 He's calling himself a narcissist, isn't he?

[@slowcyclist4324]

Which he immediately followed up with a self-deprecating joke involving not needing to be one’s own enemy when metaphorically being surrounded by them? Or is this usual selective deafness of the left?

[@michaelmorgan6674]

@@MartiThe777 thats the whole joke guy

[@Paul-zs7rd]

Chuck Schumer and his natural effortless impersonation of Mr. Burns...........excellent!!!!

[@rowmagnvs]

I was wondering who that was. He looks familiar lol thanks Who is the blonde woman to the left of the podium?

[@johnnyher559]

Comedians hate trump because he is funnier than them

[@Solange1988]

You CANNOT BE SERIOUS Are you a retard. Trump is a fool. Can't make me laugh. So many great comedians making fun of him and it's hilarious . Trump gets mad at them 😂😂😂😂

[@mattoniy2840]

Name a comedian that hates him. Comedians are based lol

[@Bigdhara1155]

Kimmel, Colbert ​@@mattoniy2840

[@Parker--]

@@mattoniy2840 Jim Gaffigan. He's had a full TDS meltdown before Trump was re-elected. Actually someone should do a wellness check on him.

[@MarcYanruw]

​@@mattoniy2840Rosie O'Donnell 😂😂

[@Basementjacks]

This was funnier than the ellen netflix special. 😅 And this is free.

[@karaoke888]

This aged like fine wine.

[@slayer5097]

Amazing times ahead ❤

[@alexhess4925]

Bloomberg looks like a HALLOWEEN DECORATION !

[@inaantao2792]

@@alexhess4925 Bloomberg can’t stand profanity! “ I know a Con Artist when I meet one” … said Bloomberg once.

[@AinSoph73]

Fr he looks awful

[@TheIslandExpat]

lmmfao

[@artsalas5485]

​@@inaantao2792❤

[@digitalsoldier3894]

Adrenochrome withdrawal symptoms

[@jamesjung8875]

I am Korean American I would like say grateful and honored to have you are Donald Trump as the my president of the same generation in this world.

[@jimoh9284]

The greatest speech ever.. in front of your enemies... God bless this man. The War between Good and evil is about to go deeper than ever. He really couldn't really miss this great opportunity

[@kimiisland9802]

He is just amazing. He never holds back, always says what he is thinking. He is a guy I want to live forever.

[@manangmambobola3252]

At least Chuck is a sport

[@brandonthompson548]

That's the only benefit. He is still scum of the earth.

[@iamdeepsea]

Crushed it

[@BernardOgemdi]

The joke on Chuck becoming the first woman president touch him that he had to shake his head. He knew his party woke ideology is just stupid 😂😂

[@tongyockjin1036]

To his credit, he allowed the President Elect to use that joke.

[@karinslumanap9772]

I missed that joke. Lol

[@jacobrodriguez7800]

He reminds me of Ricky Gervais at the golden globes lmao

[@lilylove2021]

I so love this man in so many ways...❤🇬🇧✨✨🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💪

[@paskalipaulo-w9p]

Hey

[@lilylove2021]

@paskalipaulo-w9p hey yourself 😂😂💕

[@JukeboxJoeB]

If you don't like President Trump's jokes, it's totally OK. We are all laughing, and Trump will be laughing all the way back to the White House in 2025.

[@medukameguca8529]

You said that in 2020...and then cried all the way to the Capitol.

[@tommyrregina1227]

​@@medukameguca8529THERE WAS BARRACK'S HUSSIEN SLITHERING AROUND AT 3AM WITH TRACTOR TRAILER LOADS OF BIDEN BALLOTS WHICH BARRACK'S HUSSIEN PICKED UP FROM THE CEMETERY VOTER'S 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲♥️♥️ MAGA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Diponty]

@@medukameguca8529 And yet here we are! 2024 election and Trump is the favorite. Round 3! Let's rumble.

[@iamvves3444]

@medukameguca8529 what a bot thing to say

[@JukeboxJoeB]

@medukameguca8529 Trump won in 2020, but was forced to transfer power to Sleepy Joe due to massive fraud, andbecause the courts were unwilling to get involved. But there's no way I'm ever going to believe that Joe Biden got 81 million votes and was the most popular President in US history.

[@williamdwyer2307]

Can’t get enough of of this video

[@y0sh1js12]

4 more years of this guy... I love it

[@EMT_Rick]

Weed smoking Californian and I AM VOTING FOR TRUMP!!

[@bonniewiggins1168]

I would check to see what you are really smoking.

[@aliciageary7653]

Lay off the angel dust homie

[@micheleknowles7725]

Liar, liar

[@EMT_Rick]

@@aliciageary7653 i only smoke it that shit with your mom

[@nwoka]

You smoke crack dontcha?

[@krenomichael1812]

What a man! Four more years.

[@Aurene-s5h]

Amen. On point. Amen

[@josephlavigne1495]

When I'm sad I rewatch this..... This is the ultimate reality t. V.

[@Laura-tp8wz]

Bless you President Trump!!!🙏

[@CrYpTiK_Kaiser]

I loved watching Chuck's face through this. Hilarious!

[@rheabelltower84]

Never fails to make me laugh. The look on these geezers faces

[@ÑEZ0688]

Humor transcends everything

[@halucinator1]

The fact that Schumer was holding back his laughter at the woke joke is all that is needed here.

[@DaveStagg]

Look at Schumer laughing at his jokes. Hilarious!

[@yungbambam5097]

Chuck wish he had trumps money and trumps wife

[@inaantao2792]

@@yungbambam5097 That’s your wishful thinking!!!

[@ManiacalMangoes]

They truly look like friends and Trump even said he likes him and ran the joke by him ahead of time. They all like Trump

[@donaldperez7981]

He's not laughing at his jokes.He's like the murderer in court that doesn't want to give you, or anyone the satisfaction and he's crying on the inside when the judge gives him a life sentence without possible parole.

[@davidryan7386]

​@@donaldperez7981only Bloomberg looks more Grinchy.

[@vladimiragreen3581]

If Trump wasn't such a successful businessman and inspiring leader, he would be a brilliant standup comedian!!

[@MrRockstar1110]

Commander and Chief of Roasts! 💯🇺🇸🫡

[@rynesper965]

This was brutal and hilarious

[@MaryKelly-ji8ve]

I see alot of Americans changing to vote for this man

[@-clif1987]

I needed this.

[@ivipotenti8541]

President Trump it’s a great comedian

[@OM-sb2bd]

Into the Lion’s Den and absolutely slays. 🔥😂🔥

[@Lbhacksaw]

FANTASTIC

[@LeftHandPanther]

Bloomberg is a narcissistic toddler LOL 😂😂 screw him

[@inaantao2792]

@@LeftHandPanther You got the wrong guy!

[@LeftHandPanther]

@@inaantao2792 No the hell I don't

[@Teresa-r2s]

@@inaantao2792 hes ilerall¥ a rapist fossil trump is actually the innocent in all this but Bloomberg is a special type of corrupt what mayor is a billionaire doesn't add up lmao insider

[@MuDkipzCHancelLOr]

@inaantao2792 …no.

[@Rotund_Panda_Pants]

@@inaantao2792 You’re riding Bloomberg’s 🍆 really hard on these comments 😂

[@anastasiaguerrieri572]

the face of Bloomberg is amazing.

[@pete8010]

😅 who knew Trump was a comedian and a good one too

[@tommyrregina1227]

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲♥️♥️ MAGA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@raulfitnessjourney]

Donald Trump has the best roast😂😂😂

[@onkarkulkarni24]

Trump is a good comedian, that what made him president in 2016.

[@UnionJxck]

Everyone... He's always been funny

[@Ezor8]

WE ALL KNEW HE WAS A COMEDIAN.. and clown... AMERICANS LIKE ENTERTAINERS... he may win. He just suks as a president...

[@The01Arsenal]

I can watch this all day

[@michelemarie8346]

Thats MY PRESIDENT

[@epresley8324]

Legend. Absolute legend. 20 days ❤️🇺🇸🦅

[@ThinkSoberly]

The best ever!

[@ellet9492]

I love this guy, I'm not even american nor in the USA 😍

[@michaellazear7902]

So epic that is our president.

[@mosabari7681]

Trump is objectively funny. What is the matter with Bloomber

[@erikaeom4260]

He is so funny.

[@Charlie1821]

Trump doesn’t gaf

[@iamvves3444]

@Brian-pf7qq you think you fell out of a coconut tree?!

@@Brian-pf7qq Talk about misinformation.

[@Izzatmaff]

​@@Brian-pf7qqare they any active army personnel outside us? Let's fact check that? If you use same glasses you would know sleepy joe and his border czar are dumb on the first look😂

[@AlanaSanchezferreira]

He is so real 😊

[@myrahouse2368]

He’s hysterical…. Great leader.

[@dee9069]

The Boss🎉

[@DemelzaPurcell-vg4bf]

So here it goes ....😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤

[@edwest8804]

"Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself but don't worry he'll say that he was." 9:01

[@faithkischel2236]

Trump/Vance 💯🇺🇸❤️🙏

[@lovefromaboveinc.4653]

Fricken HILARIOUS!

[@Jinka1950]

Bloomberg is mistaken for a fire hydrant in a suit

[@zuzanazuscinova5209]

😂😂😂

[@dwightallen3892]

Truth

[@kimberlylewis267]

Awesome 😅 Trump is definitely one of a kind 💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@tedbierbaueriii3492]

The dude in the front with his red face is killing me

[@darkprince9064]

That’s Bloomberg painfully contemplating

[@Justkeepswimmingwthesharks]

@@darkprince9064he’s thinking about all the money he’s not making by sitting there.

[@hellol4045]

Wtf happened to Bloomberg face?

[@Jinka1950]

Bloomberg. A rabid low IQ elitist leftist. … once a Presidential candidate. Except he’s so tiny he couldn’t reach the microphone

[@Jinka1950]

@@hellol4045sore loser. Never made is as a Presidential candidate

[@OperationEndGame]

Even Schmuck laughed.

[@donlaguilles985]

Best president ever! - and savagely funny!

[@angelinaanderson481]

Love love love Trump!

[@tupeloman38804]

Chuck Schumer low key loved this

[@AshMaybeAllen]

They are all playing a role. Schumer knows woke ideology is destruction to a free nation, yet supports it anyway. The lowest of all evils, done for wealth and power. A "real" person who loves his nation and understands the dire circumstances it is facing wouldnt even play buds at dinner. They ALL seem the same to me. Anything for power. Whatever needs to be said or done, anything for greed.

[@AsiaGuy2025]

It is just SO funny! even Chuck has a chuckle

[@ErinJeanette]

Hell yeah can't wait to vote

[@dustinturley8911]

This also one of many reasons why I love our Commander and Chief.

[@sortof7321]

My favourite is the Chuck Schumer woman president joke.

[@bipolarpunt5721]

Bloomberg, a very wealthy man, looks so bitter, angry, and unhappy. Guess money doesnt make you happy.

[@2o4II112II26o2]

Comment of the week - thank you !!

[@faithkischel2236]

Trump did a great job here 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@mcdouche2]

A play right out of Norm's book. He craps all over Schumer and ends by saying "No, he's a good man." Love it!

[@markscholz1219]

Thanks! Great clip

[@william-l3j]

President Trump, wonderful job

[@collectthegame2449]

Chuck’s face is classic 🤣

[@Rotund_Panda_Pants]

Trump made the small hat tribe angry with these one liners 🤣🤣🤣

[@greatstuffonline3267]

Nope we all love it!

[@chewy7073]

Chuck Schumer gives that "I have no term limits" vibe.

[@pitasshahid6677]

Hilarious. You rock it President Trump.

[@rrgoody]

The Chuck first woman president was hilarious

[@alexandru5369]

chuck trying not oo fall over laughing makes this 10X funnier. Fun fact, him and Trump have been friends for years

[@tman4847]

Thank you God for saving Trump 🙏 for my country on this Christmas day in your son Jesus namn Amen

[@RK-ob4xq]

I LOVE President Trump ❤

[@ds97382]

Love it

[@AlexanderTate.]

Trump is such a fucking legend. One of the most badass America heroes we’ve seen. Long live Trump!

[@margotgomez837]

I love Mr. President Trump … He is amazing ❤️❤️

[@irmamasten3057]

🤣😂 Trump is Great 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@TagoJones]

Bloomberg is NOT feelin T-Man

[@ErikaGarcia-rx1rg]

😂😂😂😂Trump is funny... i guess the sensitive dont think so .... lol

[@naderwilliam2173]

President Trump ❤❤❤

[@waryaawariiri1812]

👎

[@noncomplier5385]

@@waryaawariiri1812 Nice KKK hood, democrat.

[@MarcellaBurdett]

Love it 😂

[@kylemigueis]

Trump is a great speaker.

[@outdoorswalker3744]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Right

[@BonoboMonkey]

Give this man the $10,000 already!

[@Earth-Oliver]

I still remember the last time Trump was at the Al Smith dinner, the woman in the red dress behind him. My gaze uncontrollably turned in that direction.

[@robedmund9948]

There was a red dress on her??? 😮😮😮

[@jeffbauer3425]

Maria Bartiromo

[@eastbayd5376]

TRUMP WAS OUTSTANDING 👍🏾

[@christinescantlebury5455]

You think he wrote this himself ? Kidding yourself

[@superiorsports5086]

@@christinescantlebury5455 It was the delivery of the material that was outstanding!. Something Commiela could never do.

[@eastbayd5376]

@@superiorsports5086 exactly ✅

[@medukameguca8529]

@@christinescantlebury5455 Trump could eat a baby and they would hand him a napkin. Cults have no moral compass to guide them.

[@valueinvestor77]

How can Bloomberg just sit there and not have a single laugh? What a knob.

[@luissegovia1932]

Schumer ‘s mug….priceless!