Fractured Fairy Tale Goldilocks

[@lindasue4237]

Saw this in my childhood. Now pushing 60. Thanks for the time capsule! Love it

[@Kjt853]

Same here, only pushing 70!

[@lindasue4237]

@@Kjt853 Isn't it great to see these fractured fairy tales again!

[@marklogan3813]

And sleeping in yo bed and busting yo shit😂❤❤

[@davidschneide5422]

I swear it feels like a lifetime ago.

[@stefaniekuzminski9575]

💕

[@nancyhansen7484]

I am 72 years old and I remember these clever fractured fairy tales like they were yesterday! I never missed Rocky and Bullwinkle or the fairy tales and Sherman and Mr. Peabody. The writing and narration was so clever then and even more so now. I think the humor was more enjoyed by adults than we kids. I’m re-living my childhood with KZbin. 😂

[@lonihollenbeck4654]

I'll join you in that sentiment, I'm 70 and can't believe what passes for 'living' today.

[@cynthiarowley719]

We loved Edward Everett Horton's voice. Found him in the old movies, and immediately recognized him. These voices are burned into my memory 😀🥰

[@l.j.goldstein8143]

June Foray was Goldilocks her friends scream momma bear and Baby Daws Butler was Bruce.

[@brenttaylor7856]

I know exactly what you mean..., Mr Horton's voice remains clear in my otherwise fogged in brain.. classic

[@cannedmusic]

@@l.j.goldstein8143 I had always had a liking for June. I liked her Granny (Tweety & Sylvester) she did for WB. Daws was awesome, also.

[@l.j.goldstein8143]

@@cannedmusic, did you know that Nancy Cartwright was trained by Daws Butler before she became Bart Simpson/? And this you don't know about me I grew up with EG Daily Tommy of The rug rats. She was my neighbor across the street from my house.

[@cannedmusic]

@@l.j.goldstein8143 Cool dude! (trying to sound like Bart, sorry) Thanks. Yeah, Nancy is incredible.

[@richardranke7878]

Great line from Mama Bear;"She's only a people.She doesn't know any better."

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

June Foray lines

[@coledakers6127]

5:04

[@njs9864]

My childhood. Best memories of my brother and me watching this. Love lives on

[@trevorbrown_artist]

"She's only a people she doesn't know any better." #😂

[@ADEehrh]

I was thinking about posting the same thing.

[@ADEehrh]

prophetic isn't it?

[@tarasubramaniam6191]

People never know any better whatever that is.....🙊😻😻😻😻😻

[@toddjones6474]

Use to watch these all the time as a kid. Now that I'm older, I never realized Goldie had such a tude 🤣🤣

[@conningdale8805]

Nice to see this again after all these years! Thanks for posting.

[@guramile]

Tusinelda Wolfenpickle? These lines are so great! They crack me up (along with the clever animation) even now, 60+ years later!

[@dougfowler1368]

Hilarious, I remember these well! Yeah this one was more normal, kind of like the one I put on fanfiction net that stays pretty close but it's a dig at the Chicago Bears with jokes about Papa Bear Halas and baby bear being a kicker so the bowl is on a kicking tee, and baby bear is more upset that she put her cheesehead on his nightstand than he is that she is sleeping in his bed. And Goldilocks fleeing the house sounds like NFL films, complete with calling it a 75-yard touchdown run. :-)

[@marciacochran4681]

Thank you John you just brought back happy memories

[@kinsley7777]

@John short thank YOU for brightening my day with laughter 🫶🏻

[@alvincash3230]

This episode will make a great way to introduce my 5 year old granddaughter to the great 1960's cartoons.

[@carmenfoote7999]

Loved watching these years ago and still find them well worth watching again. I always get a lick out of that fairy and her book at the start, funny. Thanks for posting. Joe S

[@robbinruffino1201]

Totally forgot about these! Grew up with them too-next week: Schoolhouse Rock!!

[@diddymuck]

this wasn't really so "fractured" as the majority of other toons in this series; more or less a legit and pretty good telling of the traditional story with a lesson-learned ending.

[@ADEehrh]

An embarrasing yet accurate depiction of those humans!

[@margaretjiantonio939]

I always loved fractured fairy tales. This one wasn't too fractured.

[@vistulagibsoncooper2420]

" Oh WHAT THE DING DONG!? said Papa Bear🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferhansen3622]

I'm going to say that from now on.😂

[@GJP1169]

Watching these shows is like visiting old friends

[@cstoczyn]

RIP Edward Everett Horton

[@Market-ro1gp]

Amen!🙏

[@ericlurio246]

holy crap! they played it straight. They NEVER do that.

[@ShamrockParticle]

Straight, but the subtle moments are hysterical

[@gorillaau]

It was bruised rather than fractured.

[@shelliclark9472]

Love these💌🤭they are brilliant.

[@MrManueleh]

Tunsenella Wolfenpickle, now we know.

[@samueljaramillo4221]

Great cartoons. I watched them all thru my childhood.

[@shirleyhubbert5547]

I love the bears voices..so funny😅

[@vipewolf]

Fractured Fairy Tale.........you know this actually went just right. It actually followed what really happened in the original fairy tale.

[@jkworldofart9911]

I agree, this was story accurate

[@matthewgray1990]

Dont care how old you are this generation of cartoons was the absolute best most expressive and artistic in its own way that will sadly never be recreated

[@cmans79tr7]

00:04 the fairy hits her nose when the book abruptly stops....never noticed that before.

[@jccw227]

This one was a little more straight-forward than their usual Fractured Fairy Tales.

[@felitamoran7022]

Joe Weatherford I agree.🤔

[@jennifersman7990]

Might’ve been an early one in the series when they were still finding their way

[@elizabethescalante7866]

A lot more than the other fractured fairy tales.

[@Introbulus]

Practically 100% straight, I kept waiting for the twist.

[@christosvoskresye]

@@Introbulus I suspect it was the, "She's only a people," line.

[@panatypical]

A nice, tidy, decent little story.

[@brendarico715]

I remember this as a kid. Funny fairy getting struck in the book. Goldilocks Blondes have more fun. Lol

[@samuraikitten]

Sad but beautiful video of a very old song. 💙🎶

[@missJazzitup99]

Baby bear: "And she didn't leave spoon one! " Lol!

[@bfdifanboi2763]

1:48 I’m not sure why I was scared of this part as a kid.

[@KT-wr3cv]

These were priceless. Rocky & Bullwinkle would most likely be cancelled these days. It would be such fun to watch them again.

[@wisdumlui5360]

4:10 OH WHAT THE DING DONG SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY PORRIDGE

[@williamschlenger1518]

These were hilarious 😄

[@vicgallimore6756]

Used to watch this with my kids, loved it. Still funny.

[@missJazzitup99]

Baby bear: And she didn't leave spoon one! Lol!

[@kaylaturnis9486]

" Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! Someobody's been sleeping in my bed and there she is!" - The Three Bears 🐻

[@randywilson944]

Hey Goldilocks 👋 $100 fine for littering cop 👮🏻‍♀️ 😂

[@paulhouser6542]

Can't imagine anyone in hollywood today having this kind of a genius imagination.

[@blond009]

Lol this tales are actually pretty good

[@rumpelstiltskin1761]

these are great old cartoons from my childhood

[@bradyanderson6311]

rumpel stiltskin you're a 50s kid?

[@rogerbertrand9406]

They broadcast thèse well into the 70's

[@karenwomble2640]

I remember these short.69\70 years old this July,2023

[@caroldefender4144]

Well, at least we know why Mama Bear's porridge was too cold in this version...

[@rogerrendzak8055]

When I was a little boy, I knew other boys, that fits Goldilocks' care description, of their own toys. You know the type; the dum-dums whose toys were all broken, a week after X-mas. I never lended out my toys to those idiots, for the same reason. Those kids (and their mothers) would call me selfish, but my mom would say, it's not his (me) fault, their toys were broken, so quickly. They might of called me stingy, but I got to keep, my toys😉👍!!!!

[@tsitracommunications2884]

It pays to play the martyr to save your stuff

[@saurabhganorkar4716]

Why this animation looks so good ???

[@rcnelson]

At least she didn't meet a grizzly end.

[@tsitracommunications2884]

And thosere the bear facts

[@loken3139]

4:57 My boy would've caught a swift backhand!

[@RIXRADvidz]

a leopard doesn't change it's spots. that rotten little girl stayed rotten and those poor bears were victims of vandalism and theft. if she did become a more mindful person, well then That really IS A Fairy Tale.

[@pereiramariana35]

anyone noticed when mama bear said someones been sleeping in my bed, theres no bed in the frame? i think the animators forgot to put the drawing there, but i guess no ones carrier got bashed for it :P

[@liamhaig7313]

pereiramariana35 ssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@LienTran-iw7mf]

Me to

[@rogerbertrand9406]

So did i

[@waybackplayback1347]

I wouldn't have until you pointed it out. 😊 Good catch.

[@PhilBagels]

Yep.

[@cstoczyn]

This Is The First Fractured Fairy Tale Of The Rocky And Bullwinkle Series

[@bradyanderson6311]

Cory S. But that's rapunzel.

[@lisashapiro4714]

I grew up on these 😅😂

[@sonialeigh9112]

Papa Bear…”What the ding dong”

[@kimberlysmith3202]

I enjoy fractured fairy tales 😂😂

[@Musicradio77Network]

This was later shown on “Tennessee Tuxedo And His Tales” in the mid 1960’s since it was by Total TV, they got permission to borrow mostly from Jay Ward and ran it as a pair along with “Tooter Turtle & the Wizard” and “King & Odie” from “King Leonardo & His Short Subjects” from Leonardo TV in the early 1960’s.

[@sfighter991]

One Question, were the heck were Goldilocks Parents when she decided to out into the woods? :)

[@robertyoungs3929]

Love this stuff!

[@AllGamingStarred]

funny. especially when the mom is holding onto pops trousers to let goldilocks get away

[@kenthuang436]

“Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed” Mama Bear said as she pointed to nothing.

[@yosefdemby8792]

This was one of the very first cartoons animated at Gamma Productions. The incompetence of the studio in its first year was stupefying: the studio lacked a telephone, the language barrier was enormous, there was severe racial tension between the American and Mexican artists, the ink-and-paint and camera departments were dusty and dark, the seismic activity would disrupt camera work, and these were just some of the issues. When Ward received the first shows he demanded an exorbitant number of retakes. To save time and money for the retakes, the sponsor's advertising agency then conscripted him to outsource the postproduction as well. It's a miracle anything came finished at all, let alone watchable.

[@jkworldofart9911]

4:43 What happened to Mama Bear’s bed!?

[@evonnemccausland3531]

Love hearing the voices of June Foray!!! Second only to Mel Blanc as best voice artist in cartoons!!!

[@sfighter0085]

I hope Little Oswald learned something as Goldilocks did, he has some carelessness issues as well. Such a great fractured fairy tale.

[@robnalu6436]

LOL. It all makes sense now. hahahah Aloha~~ from Hawaii~~ 🍍🤙🤙

[@mariostelzner4530]

I'M GLAD I WATCHED THAT AGAIN. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL

[@joannamcpeak7531]

Loved it!

[@meowmeow1733]

This story is old yet captures the modern day young woman well. Rude, messy, selfish, bird brain, and delusional. The only thing goldi's missing is a smartphone and social media account.

[@cmans79tr7]

Her name was "Tussenelda Wuffenpickle" AKA Goldilocks 🤣

[@jenniferhansen3622]

Lol 😂😂

[@tsitracommunications2884]

​@@jenniferhansen3622what a moniker

[@2167PhillipM]

Until Goldilocks developed anxiety issues from obsessive compulsive disorder

[@ZooTycoonLord]

4:45 What happened to the bed!?

[@tgant2000]

I was expecting the narrator to say that she had a Tate's Compass. You know... because he who has a Tate's is lost...

[@robfriedrich2822]

4:45 where is Mama Bear's bed? Is it invisible?

[@kzinful]

Rob F 8i8i

[@sesamefan4049]

They just forgot to put it in.

[@robfriedrich2822]

4:44 Somebody's forgetting her bed... By the way, could this be fixed?

[@Introbulus]

For those looking for the fracture in this fairy tale, it's when Mama Bear's bed is ripped out of the fabric of the universe.

[@ShamrockParticle]

"... and four prunes later" 😅

[@BETMARKonTube]

4:44 XD "invisible bed"

[@DTavona]

Great video, but the sound level was really low. Thanks for the upload!

[@johnp139]

How would a human child be heavier than a bear cub?!?

[@jeremywales8]

I don’t know how they fixed baby bear’s rocker. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😆

[@davidatovar]

"What the ding dong" - Bruce Bear

[@barbarabonk9022]

My Mother told me the original story every night when I was young .♥️♾️

[@nickwerner7983]

0:56 Peanuts Reference? AAUGH!

[@tsitracommunications2884]

HGUAA

[@leonaschulman7568]

Wow. I remember this

[@sesamefan4049]

RIP June Foray

[@macintosser]

Tussenelda Wuffenpickle? WTF?

[@timchristopherson572]

Lol!!

[@BarnabyJones07]

4:43 someone forgot to draw a bed

[@yosefdemby8792]

This was one of the very first cartoons animated at Gamma Productions. The incompetence of the studio in its first year was stupefying: the studio lacked a telephone, the language barrier was enormous, there was severe racial tension between the American and Mexican artists, the ink-and-paint and camera departments were dusty and dark, the seismic activity would disrupt camera work, and these were just some of the issues. When Ward received the first shows he demanded an exorbitant number of retakes. To save time and money for the retakes, the sponsor's advertising agency then conscripted him to outsource the postproduction as well. It's a miracle anything came finished at all, let alone watchable.

[@jkworldofart9911]

4:43 What happened to Mama Bear’s bed!?

[@myyoutube887]

She met a woodsman who chopped down his family of treason....Irwin Family too Blondie ?

[@jackdresback4308]

Mr. McBee goes to the movies with Miss Merriweather. Mr. McBee is nervous about the theater getting dark.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

A very naughty flaxen-haired child was walking through the forest, when she came upon a tavern. She entered, and saw an apparently unoccupied table with three steins, one with Tuborg, one with Heineken, and the third with Coors. She drinks them all up, when three very pissed-off men show up, drag her outside and beat the crap out of her. THAT is the story of Goldilocks and the three beers.

[@TheBeteljuice]

First Oswald gets yelled at when his dad cries out in pain, and then Oswald gets yelled at when Goldilocks leaves the door open... Clearly, Oswald is just a patsy...

[@tsitracommunications2884]

My sympayhies

[@felicitytoad]

😊😊😊

[@AWESOMEjeff654r]

The mother bears bed is gone

[@kenthuang436]

Not only did Goldilocks sleep in Mama Bear’s bed she also made it disappear!

[@dougwilliams8602]

Just as I remember it👍

[@LARSAKER-tr1mw]

GOLD-E-LOCKS. IS. A. REAL. ROCKER. SHE ROCKS OUT

[@robfriedrich2822]

Goldi locks, the bears didn't.

[@TheFrog767]

She was only a human 😊

[@kenfrancisco6285]

4:11

[@kenfrancisco6285]

4:50

[@brianbommarito3376]

The voice actors for this show, Paul Frees and June Foray, were brilliant. There was something about Edward Everett Horton as the Narrator though, that was worthy of especial note. He had the perfect narrator voice, and the timing of a storyteller to a fraction of a second. And he could deliver all his lines in such a dead-pan seriousness, no matter how utterly absurd they were. It somehow makes it even funnier.

[@yosefdemby8792]

Also Daws Butler and Bill Scott