François L’Olonnais: The Most Savage Pirate of the Caribbean

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posted 1 week ago?

[@helmethead3002]

@@thomasglaister3866 most likely this video was set on a schedule and he left this comment before the video was made public

[@Cassiel75]

Beard looks great /-Bushy and trim Not an inkling of sleepwalking idealism

[@Cassiel75]

Have you considered a bio of The Great Dane /-Founder of The Danes Gorm or later Harald Blutooth

[@georgeprchal3924]

"Take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him..." "Take François l'Olonnais, the Spanish all deathly fear him..."

[@georgeprchal3924]

@The Gentle Guy probably why he was a Sir while the other wasn't. Also it's a song from Muppet Treasure Island.

[@danielhaigler556]

"But to the British, he's a hero and they idolize him! It's how you look at buckaneers, that makes them bad or good And i see us as members of a noble Brotherhood!" Maybe not Tim Curry's best role, but certainly a very catchy number

[@SirBojo4]

@@georgeprchal3924 Not many people liked spanish during the pirate era either way.

[@nigelmoscrop9987]

@@danielhaigler556 Drake was a scoundrel , didn't pay his crew !

[@SkuLLetjaH]

Since we're on a pirate roll, how about Piet Heyn. A man who's booty was so big, he caused the value of silver to deflate and nearly bankrupted Spain.... in *one* haul.

[@leighcollett66]

now that sounds mega interesting! i would like to know more on this dude too

[@elpresidente6867]

@Devil RedHD he said thieving not whoring

[@markkuiper7380]

Piet Hein zijn naam is klein maar zijn daden waren groots want hij nam de zilvervloot.

[@adamant7794]

those daygoesare still angry about that one, did you hearthe one where they dumped precioys merals in the soup, it was 1900 and they found a mountain of chromium or something like tungsten but science didn't need it at the time & they put it in the sea lol

[@alexlief2072]

There could be Zheng yi sao, more cruel than L'olonnais.

[@seanbrazell6147]

While not much is known about his youth.... I DO think its safe to say it involved torturing as many cats as possible.

[@Redemptorchapter]

Does it..or is he Autism/bi-polar patient zero...or a blood relative who has discovered time travel?

[@--enyo--]

Might be the real reason his parents wanted to get rid of him.

[@happydadjr.2142]

I was once asked if I have the urge to pee when I see fire. I said only when my feet are on fire. It was a custody case. Like a lot went on

[@donhancock332]

And other defenseless creatures.

[@yourstruly4817]

As long as he left the dogs alone. Freakin cats ;-)

[@ignitionfrn2223]

1:30 - Chapter 1 - The obscures origins of a monster 4:45 - Chapter 2 - No quarter ! 8:20 - Mid roll ads 9:50 - Chapter 3 - François the conqueror 14:25 - Chapter 4 - Agony 17:05 - Chapter 5 - Into the mouth of madness

[@mattolivier1835]

18:33 - Chapter 6 - The annoying bald guy continues on in his pretentious accent.

[@LegitimateCK4120]

So that's the story behind the guy I constantly commandeer the ship of in "Sid Meier's Pirates!" Knew of him but never about him, and what a fascinating story. How more pirates don't have movies/TV shows is beyond me

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

Punish him.

[@nejm612]

Cool

[@dnte666]

Seriously don’t understand why there aren’t more movies/tv shows, or atleast about the real ones about the real stories. Their stories are fucking amazing!

[@craigborth8047]

Chris Kinsman what a fucking game hey man, i still play it to this day. Cheers brother

[@rakkatytam]

@@dnte666 Would love a good gritty Sergio Leone esque pirate movie

[@darthtaiter]

The guy was sold by his own parents as a 15 year old kid into a kid of literal slave labor hell the likes of which many died from. Not surprising that his mind shattered, but wowsers, what a vengeance trail and what a sadly fitting end to bespeak all the things that created him.

[@Squril]

"With a new crew..." This is what fascinates me the most about all those mad leaders that have been covered on this channel (and those that haven't, obviously). There are always enough followers, for any amount of cruelty, to allow those leaders to go rampant.

[@Paulafan5]

They can recruit people in a heartbeat; that's why they are leaders.

[@RyszardPoster27]

When you realize Roronoa Zoro's name comes from L'Olonnois and Zorro.

[@kuroneko3837]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@1738frfr]

I'm also here to learn future hints lol

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The real life minority hunter

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I want to be famous so that Simon can narrate my life story...

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Do something really horrible? No, don't!

[@lord.kagiso3741]

Who said anything about doing something horrible 🤷‍♂️

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Just be “famous,” not “infamous.”

[@donkeyslayer4661]

How's that working out for you?

[@scumbagjesus999]

Do anything cool yet?

[@stayfaded69]

He is the inspiration to Roronoa Zoro from one piece!!!!! Hell yeah

[@atharv7353]

Inspiration *for Oda to create Zoro

[@elluisito000]

As a Venezuelan, i thank u fot teaching me a part of my history that i didn't know before :D

[@Unlikely_Pirate]

I love the subtle changes in background music. Really adds to the story.

[@thorpeaaron1110]

Can you guys do a video on Marquis De Lafayette: The French hero of the American Revolution

[@TheZestyCar]

That's a great suggestion. ☺

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How about Marquis de Sade; the NWO’s hero

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no

[@thorpeaaron1110]

@@TheZestyCar yep

[@gardensofthegods]

For some reason i think they actually did one of La Fayette

[@kan702]

So close to Roatan off the coast of Honduras. Keep waiting for some stories about the Pirates that had visited Roatan. Always enjoy and so happy I found this channel.

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Don't y'all just love Simon's witty delivery?😂

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Yes indeed!

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Of course

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" What the...............Steel and.Paper !!???, We've been HAD !!!!"

[@eoatis05]

"Disappointing booty"

[@0ldFrittenfett]

Hahaha!

[@PeachysMom]

I feel attacked lol

[@WavyHippie420]

Seen quite a bit of those these days.

[@DarqueQueen7]

The lot of ya need to walk the plank!😆🤣😆🤣😆

[@HeyItsJonny]

@@DarqueQueen7 Those with a disappointing booty should feel attacked by the phrase "walk the plank." I sure don't want to be stepped on...

[@williamwelch7]

Well done, Simon! Thank you for such a fascinating video. I thought I knew a bit about pirates, but have never heard of this one. Thanks again.

[@goosesaladman8546]

Every time I hear Tortuga I think of the song "Jack Sparrow".

[@saintofgamblingtv5134]

The one from The Lonely Island band?

[@rinzo2009]

I swear. Johnny Depp's character just came to mind when I heard the name "Tortuga".

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I think of the exploding turtle in Breaking Bad

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[@wellthatwaswierd4570]

Same! And start having boltons rambling thoughtstream lyrics running thru my head the rest of the day

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Simon is a great narrator one of the best of his time. What a time to be alive

[@rschmidt93]

Perfect timing just packed a bowl

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Same! 🍻🔥

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Lmfao me 2

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Light it up 🔥

[@mrlockhart4252]

My bowl is always being loaded 😤😃

[@roleff]

But it's not a episode of Business... Blaze...

[@Jareers-ef8hp]

I believe that Edward Low is the only pirate that can rival Francois L'Olonnais in cruelty and sadisticness

[@mitchellneu]

Loved this one, Simon! Really shows the true depths of depravity that pirates(and indeed human beings) can sink to. Why not keep the Pirate train rolling with Captain Sir Henry Morgan: the Bloodthirsty Pirate Governor of Jamaica?

[@bretthess6376]

Outstanding work by the Kuna people! Never heard of this evil pirate before! How? I thought I was familiar with all the major sea-thieves! I learn something new here almost every day! Major compliments.

[@TechSupport900]

The beard this pirate sports is not even half as elegant as Simons, his beard is surely worth the amount of sugar and gold in the 17th and 18th centuries.

[@calisahardy4845]

Oh my gosh, yes! Thank you.. I've been incessantly saying that for a while but I figured I was coming off as a little bit of a stalker.😍

[@maximilianolimamoreira5002]

that jaw of yours though,so badly made,that,my long jaw looks decent,Haha.

[@TechSupport900]

Maximiliano Moreira MOMMY SAYS ITS A STRONG CHIN FOR A STRONG BOY

[@maximilianolimamoreira5002]

@@TechSupport900 Nice try,but no,that looks freaking horrible.

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Damn that Habsburg jaw could give Leno a run for his money.

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No way!!! Lmao...

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Thanks to you somebody gets to watch some additional netflix shows Jokes aside. Hope you could resolve the wwhole issue...

[@decker528]

I'm not sure I could even be mad about that

[@jamiemitchell2861]

Could you make a video about William the Silent (William of orange). He's probably the most important historical figure in dutch history and i would really like to see a biography about him:)

[@frankcrosby6222]

Pretty sure it's done. Look in the archives

[@j.a.weishaupt1748]

Frank Crosby It hasn’t. Look in the archives.

[@AdamMichalMarkowski]

"François L’Olonnais killed hundreds of people now I throw the gauntlet at you" - well... ok, Simon. I kinda am not into whole psychopathic murderer thing, but how can I refuse a challenge? 🤣

[@traviswhitfield8045]

Blackbeard was so ruthless. François L’Olonnais: Hold my beer

[@oshii3585]

How original

[@G_Okr]

You mean wine

[@olddogmaster6643]

You could do black Bart the pirate. He was the most successful pirate out of all of them and his death is considered the end of the Golden Age.

[@beewee4987]

"But not this guy, oh no. He was a complete and utter piece of sh*t"..... LOL🤣😂🤣🤣 Love it when Simon lets loose.

[@practicalimagination0909]

I'd love to see a Biographics on Sir Francis Drake.

[@practicalimagination0909]

Other Pirates Id like to add...Robert Searles and Captain Thomas Jingle.

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

@@practicalimagination0909 Well, you’re in luck, there's a Biographics on Drake!

[@shadehunter]

I was already giggling at "for the love of booty" comment, but the "piece of s%#@" comment took me completely off! I was not ready, Simon! Lmfao

[@radjadawamindra697]

Fun fact: He's actually the inspiration for Roronoa Zoro from One Piece.

[@FeiFongWang]

How are they even barely similar in any capacity at all.

[@JudahProject2012]

@@FeiFongWang Zoro was a pirate hunter known for being blood thirsty before the series started also i think Oda said he was

[@landonnice2272]

That's a pretty cool tidbit tbh

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The name atleast

[@1776Pundit]

That's false. Zorro is the inspiration of real life Joaquin Murrieta.

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YES ANOTHER VIDEO. Ever since I discovered your channels, I’ve been watching you everyday.

[@TheThingInMySink]

I can't believe I missed this episode, read about this guy from a book I got from my grandpa as a kid, you better believe the story about him cutting out a prisoners heart and eating it kind of crushed the romanticized image of pirates that I had as a child.

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Is your user name a homage to band Primus by any chance?

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Wow what book?

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@@arnaldoteodorani277 Yes

[@TheThingInMySink]

@@connorhirst170 I can't remember exactly, I think I still have it somewhere, the name translated from it's Finnish title was something along the lines of ''Pirates and Privateers of the Caribbean'' or something very generic like that.

[@Entrosed]

Glad I found this channel I love history and this is the best channel for it please never change

[@alexlief2072]

There is a pirate that is more vicious than L'olonnais (sorry for bad spelling), the name I am thinking of is Zheng yi sao/Ching Shih (same person). I'd love to hear about this pirate.

[@snacpaczack8264]

"The empire will strike back" 🤣 I like the slick Star Wars reference 5:23

[@PeterCombs]

The worst pirate? My ex-wife...but that's another story.

[@Cassiel75]

well. /-Viewer discretion was advised ;)

[@DaidriveCJ]

Let me guess, she took half of your booty, whilst she gave you very little during the marriage? No more Monkey Double Backflips, just starfish with more drama and disrespect beforehand.

[@ChuckieManioItsReallyMe]

Wamen bad. Excellent contributions to the discussion, boomers.

[@roguekwads_fpv7368]

Sooo, she's a butt pirate..?. I'll bet her "treasure chest" gets plundered a couple times a day by dirty old sailors.. sorry buddy, you don't want scabies and scurvy anyway tho.

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Oh! It said "boomers"! 😱

[@walterscogginsakathesilver6246]

Thank you for all your hard work Danny.

[@Rob-ik7jy]

Great video as always. How's about Zheng Yi Sao the feared Empress of the ocean. Who personal enjoyed watching just about anyones head roll.

[@jasonhistory]

Two years old, when I first started watching Biographics, I requested you make videos of three people; Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Douglas Adams, and Terry Prachett. You've done Adams and Pratchett to amazing justice. If only you can now do Chamberlain, for his soul was that of the lion.

[@thebob6385]

I was under the misconception that Ned Low was the most bloodthirsty and cruel pirate. François L'Olonnais sounds like a match for him though. Not really sure who was worse.

[@ryrizzle319]

My 8 yr old daughter said you guys have the best videos. Cheers

[@Theaielman]

The Vendee really does have a tie with violence with L'Olonnais and the War in the Vendee during the Revolution. Vendee might make a good Geographics episode as well in order to cover the history of the War there, its an interesting one.

[@TOFKAS01]

23:34 Well, a similar figure in this stories from Exmerlin is a guy called "Monbars" „l`exterminateur“. Not much is known about him exept the fact that he had a pathological hate against spanish and killed every spaniard he could catch. A few years around 1670 he raged through the carribean and finaly vanished.

[@ironwoodnf]

Girls with time machine: I'm going to meet m great grandma! Boys with time machine: I'm goin to give pirates AK-47s

[@cllnsnmrtn1]

I think Simon is a great 👍narrator every documentary he makes is very interesting and factual.

[@phillipcurrey6961]

I heard they were making a movie about him it’s rated “Arrrrhhh”

[@randylahey8434]

Did I meet you under the Queensborough bridge?

[@homeineveryzone]

Ha

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

Damn you for making me laugh at such a bad joke, bravo!! Lol.

[@adamant7794]

chortle

[@adamant7794]

ive got one ... did you hear about the man who had an anchor fall on him... he couldn't get his chain of thought back for ages after.

[@andrewpeterson5003]

Prime content Simon! Keep them coming!

[@PigglyPickle]

Yet another fascinating life of somebody I’d previously never heard of. You all are doing a wonderful job and have my gratitude. Have you ever considered producing an episode about the Japanese writer Dazai Osamu? His life was infused with generous enough helpings of brilliance and tragedy to be of interest.

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

Beard looks great, sir! I live how u speculate about why or how things got that way. Good work.

[@paulherzog9605]

Thomas Tew. The Rhode Island pirate. Started the Spanish Round.

[@justeping9469]

Thanks for this upload. One of my favorite pirates of all time. He was everything a pirate should be. A murderous thuggish, roguegish, blackheart. Love it. Lol! Can you do a video on "the most successful pirate in history"; "Ching Shih (Cheng I Sao)". Also "Cheung Po Tsai", and a late 14th century german pirate by the name of "Klaus Stortebeker".

[@arnaldoteodorani277]

The video on Ching Shih is out!

[@justeping9469]

@@arnaldoteodorani277 I know! I had seen it the first day he uploaded it. Thanks!

[@ShadowDawn01]

It would be amazing if you guys could do J Edgar Hoover - he's a fascinating one with a lot of controversy and mystery behind him

[@gardensofthegods]

I'm pretty sure they did one of him ... and if they didn't do it another channel did

[@richardpotter6313]

A closet queen with enough dirt on everyone to run the world for almost 50 years. 🤔

[@0neCrazyCracker]

1:21....hmm *turns up volume*

[@kelerews]

0:56 i have to admit, it made me laugh a lot

[@StoonRay1]

always entertaining. always quality information. always a great time

[@amulyamishra5745]

Can we get a video on Duke of Wellington and Christopher Hitchens ?

[@njux07]

As a Basque descent, it’s crazy to see how my people always gravitate to the French. I never knew we had a buccaneer.

[@admiraltiberius1989]

This would make an amazing action, horror movie.

[@ottovio]

anyone know the name of the first music at 01:26?

[@kiramiller568]

Please do a video on Sir Terry Pratchett pretty please

[@jayrokky]

Great voice, and I like the fact you put ads in transition screens. It's not as jarring as doing it randomly.

[@HermeticWorlds]

Wait a sec - L’Olonnais was well known to spare the life of a single witness, who could then spread false information and lead his enemies astray. His death at the hands of native tribes was reported by a single surviving witness... L’Olonnais survived

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

Yup. Retirements a beotch.

[@jayremi755]

I doubt Francois was capable of retirement. I don’t think he would of been able to put aside his hatred for the Spanish. I’m certain he died

[@HermeticWorlds]

@@jayremi755 Aha! A descendant of L’Olonnais! Don't think you can fool me with this 'Jay Remi' persona, I know it's you.

[@sammehlberg6664]

In case anyone is interested, the one piece character, roronoa zoro is named after this fella.

[@robspringer6566]

"Who braved the waves for the love of booty" - I have said it once and i will say it over and over sir... your puns are that of myth and legend. You savage you... Keep up the good work Bio 💯💯💯💯💯

[@variaxi935]

"Nicarag-you-uh" 😆

[@calisahardy4845]

Ohhh... A rated "R" Simon! Can't wait...

[@kieranshirkey306]

If you want more R rated Simon look up his channel Business Blaze 😄

[@phillippereira7]

Great work and commentary enjoy your videos, just watched the Zapata video. Top quality content

[@sandybarnes887]

I'm gonna go with Blackbeard and Black Bart as most bloodthirsty

[@SlyBlu7]

Blackbeard's violence is mostly a myth though - he's not recorded by contemporaries to have killed any captives or been cruel to any crew that surrendered. In fact, most of the Golden Age pirates were pretty tame compared to the earlier Buccaneers from 1650-1690. The simple reason is that the pirates lacked the martial skill, the numbers, and the organization to launch massive attacks like this. No Golden Age pirate (the 1700-1725 period of Edward 'Blackbeard' Teach and Bartholomew 'Black Bart' Roberts) successfully hit a large town. On three separate occasions, the Buccaneers were able to raise armies of around 1500 men and raid entire cities. That's to say nothing of the numerous raids against towns like Marcaibo, similar to the one carried out by L'Olonais and his army of "only" 700. Roberts does get *some* credit though. He sailed into a harbor in Africa and blockaded the exit, much like Blackbeard had done at Charleston. Roberts demanded ransom be paid by every captain who wished to leave the harbor safely. When they initially refused, Roberts ordered one of the ships at anchor to be burned, with its cargo aboard. That cargo was 300 Africans, shackled in the hold and awaiting transportation to the plantations of the New World.

[@deruttnaavokadosarna3968]

Biographics - KARL DÖNITZ?

[@0ldFrittenfett]

This would be interesting. For example, here in Flensburg when he was the new Führer, he still signed death sentences to so called "deserters" who surrendered to the British even though the war was technically already over.

[@re569]

What’s the name of the song that starts playing at 3:18 can’t find it anywhere

[@MysticalWizard691]

*but before we get into that slaughter let me tell you about today's sponsor*

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[@aarontaylor4967]

I consider myself quite well-educated, but I had never heard of this pirate, or even Tortuga! Thanks, Simon.

[@Veridiansolar]

I always like to watch one or two bio/geographics and then a Business Blaze for the tonal whiplash.

[@Forflipsake]

Actually thought my dad was always the most savage man of the Caribbean 😂. 🇬🇩 . A look is all that’s needed 😂 .

[@adrienneglant9907]

Thats got to be the best pirate Ive ever seen

[@pigritia5688]

So it would seem...

[@tylerbouck3555]

For all we know there's somebody in Somalia right now that's even worse

[@neubauerjoseph]

Probably true... when I was in the navy when we did small boat attack training based they said if Somalia pirates come close take them out .... because they don’t have marcy on you. So you better shoot them before them shoot you. But it didn’t happen because as my ncis agent said the pirates are about messing with a carrier.

[@tylerbouck3555]

@@neubauerjoseph ive heard some hardcore stuff about that place. Been like that for hundreds of years.

[@grisslebear]

"...for the love of booty!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cannot lie... GIGGITY!!!!

[@Dove0faction]

Your killing me man, all these swashbucklers you’ve been covering, but you haven’t covered the most successful pirate of them all, even more successful than Black Beard I’m talking about Bartholomew Roberts aka Black Bart

[@mattweir9674]

I'm pretty sure he covered him a while back

[@mikecimerian6913]

Very few pirates bearing monikers like Violet Turtlejack or the Pink Codwalker. I guess blondes didn't feel like they belonged.

[@Durahan82]

23:35 Robert Surcouf the Scourge of the Royal Navy

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

Wow! This guy makes Blackbeard look like a saint! Oof.....😰

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

He'll rip out yer eyes, twist off yer nuts, roast yer bowels, and eat yer heart. Go ahead, make fun of his French language.

[@wilsontheconqueror8101]

Good audio!👍 great video!

[@gregorydaack7354]

Most of my problems come from a love of booty.

[@KingDanny9]

It's a problem for me too.

[@Martin-jk2ng]

Aye

[@אסףדורון]

Can you please make a video on Xerxes the Great of the Achaemenid Empire? Thanks, great channel.

[@TheRonnierate]

Love the show but too many built in and outside commercial interruptions.

[@dimadobrik4516]

Its exactly one sponsor ad per video

[@jlowe8059]

This is such a great channel.

[@tobylangdale95]

I remember reading a book years ago " Rebels and Raiders, The Golden Age of Piracy" I think was the title. And yes, there were a couple of pirates you never hear mentioned who were outright horrific! Not the usual Blackbeard or Black Bart or Horniegold we're familiar with, though their notoriety was just as genuine, but not likely quite the way popular legend portrayed them. One of these rotten bastards tied a French ships cook to the mast and burned him with the vessel saying " let 'eem fry in ' 'iz own oil!... or " 'iz own 'ile" Although from 1670 something to 1735 or so the only democracy on planet earth were the pirate nations of Madagascar, the Bahamas and the high seas. "A pirate's life for me! Yo ho ho, a pipe of opium and a bottle of rum!"

[@OshMMf]

Can you do a video about another awesome French pirate called Montbars the Exterminator please!

[@brandonk8948]

How much does a pirate earing cost? A buck an ear..... I'll show myself out.

[@bretthess6376]

It's not losing the ear I mind.... It had a gold ring in it!

[@richardpotter6313]

@@bretthess6376 I heard that!

[@knoton3747]

It's as if the script is written to give just enough info between ads. "Here is an ad I wrote into the script, followed by 2 ads you have to skip, enjoy history."

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Would be nice to see a vid on Joseph McCarthy

[@sergeikshiminskiy2818]

Could you do a video about Belasarius the last great Roman General

[@adamkadir3803]

You *have* to do a video of Hayrettin Barbaros Paşa, the greatest pirate and Ottoman Naval Commander the Mediterranean ever saw. İt was said that when Hayrettin passed, all of Christian Europe breathed a sigh of relief and prayed that he find peace in the afterlife - so that he'd never return.

[@Thecargoesvroom]

Simon: "...Rage did not...." Me: "Rage...Ray...geeee.... ray....eeeed....RAID SHADOW LEGENDS....." (I hope they are paying you for promoting them Simon)

[@Max-zr7hr]

I'm not one to pass judgement but this guy sounds like a real jerk!

[@Thenamelesssting]

Youre the best Simon

[@HeyMJ.]

The Spaniards in the ‘New World’ likely taught him everything he knew.