France 1940

[@thegreatcalvinio]

*”You picked the wrong Reich, fool!”*

[@orestisanguridis4372]

Ey eyyyyyy German Reich its me France chill chill!!

[@simohayho8622]

@@orestisanguridis4372 *hits anyways*

[@akisa7865]

@@orestisanguridis4372 Vichy? Ohhh my man what's up?

[@onnacka501]

La seconde guerre mondiale ne s'est pas passée si simplement , petits incultes .

[@NewRepublic4137]

*OI, IT'S ME! FRANCE! CHILL! CHILL!!*

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

I believe you mean, “That’s all VOLKS!”

[@demon_xd_]

I’d like to give you a like but you have 69 already

[@maksimkachar843]

@TAC NOOTRAC dna NYAN CAT volksgrenadier

[@notshanekid4889]

Das war's, Leute~

[@Nukarius]

Your correction its *Folks*

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

Alex it’s a play on how Volks is the German word for “people”

[@kroolion7573]

"teleports behind maginot line"

[@not_canteria]

*nothin personal kid*

[@chonacastillo4777]

@@not_canteria *personnel Its written in the meme

[@bogi2557]

@@chonacastillo4777 personnel is something different than personal

[@destinymace]

@@bogi2557 it's supposed to be misspelled on purpose.

[@bogi2557]

@@destinymace oh

[@aygian1176]

Historical AI: You declared War on France; France has Capitulated. Non-Historical AI: *France Ressurects Napolean.*

[@KahnKoyote]

Napolean

[@FMirage2000C]

Napoléon:*save France and fight the germans side by side with the britishs; kill Hitler himself and make Germany a part of the french Empire*

[@alofii6106]

Germany: anyways we started duplicating our soldiers

[@violinistanickh1735]

@Vitino VIVA BRASIL🇧🇷

[@violinistanickh1735]

@Vitino 🇩🇪

[@noah95v99]

France : we cant keep it with that pressure the citizens are suffering Also French Citizens : **Continue to fight**

[@maangus6273]

"that's all folks" -Philippe Pétain ,10 July 1940

[@sovietmuffin501]

Still wasting my time on KZbin! How was Charles de gualle a communist? He reestablished democracy upon his return, and voluntary left office to retire. He fought alongside the allies, not the soviets

[@box9706]

@@sovietmuffin501 charle de *gaulle* is not communist.

[@pitioti]

@@box9706 He was even the opposit since he totally brushed asside the French Communist Resistant after the war XD

[@Terlinilia]

France: surrenders due to high pressure French Resistance: "But wait, there's more!"

[@fall3166]

"there is another"

[@youhavenolifeamlga1135]

“Have some trouble, then make it a double.”

[@adankmeme651]

Soldiers:VIVE LA PATRIE- government: We surrender *French soldiers have switched teams to french resistance*

[@thomasravard7127]

@@adankmeme651 *French resistance*: ... Let's show them that 1 V 10 in their favor is ez game for us...

[@adankmeme651]

@@thomasravard7127 yes

[@demenetori7976]

who won the 1940 Tour de France? *The 7th Panzer Division*

[@antoineantoune8577]

Life is a joke this joke is as ugly as your face

[@matsoudo5980]

Il m'a tué le con XD

[@demenetori7976]

@@antoineantoune8577 Hon Hon Baguette wii wii

[@devly4584]

@@antoineantoune8577 Ah shit, here we go again

[@generalsemyon2369]

The 7th panzer division You mean THE GHOST DIVISION

[@darrenrakaditya]

germany: **takes over france** france: "don't worry we're good at revolutions"

[@CanadiansAreYummy]

r/TechnicallyTheTruth

[@Foxeqq]

They are not, at least in WW2 ony 25k peoples was in Resistance of 41 millions peoples in France.

[@daresaraj256]

Laughs in Yugoslav Resistance

[@feelingnether158]

Lets cut some heads off shall we ?

[@TraustiGeir]

@@Foxeqq "ony 25k peoples" Bruh.

[@sebjedi1]

France: *doesn't defend ardennes* Germany: *attacks through ardennes* France: *surprised pikachu face*

[@crkcrk702]

Becoz of these damn belgiums

[@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674]

Free France : BOOM

[@Alex-hy9cw]

@@crkcrk702 As if the french did so much. Hate some more

[@thomasravard7127]

@@Alex-hy9cw were should I start? the french: - Held the line at dunkirk under artillery, aviation bombing, tanks, superiorly equiped infantry. with only first ww equipment, against 100 times their number managed to evacuate all the fleeing english forces and some of the franch ones by holding the line long enough for 2 retreat cargo to be done, while maintaining the 1:100 ratio in death - did so much guerrila tactic action that the german couldn't get more than half of the french territory - cut an axis critical supply route with a single platoon that was underequipped (research the general LECLERC) and that is some of the most obscure feats of french history for the ww2.

[@shitposter1000]

They figured no unit of the German army could penetrate the Ardenne due to its density

[@GeneralissimusStalin17]

Who would win? A full fledged Capital of the 2nd largest colonial empire One sneaky paratrooper boi

[@ruiyuanyang]

Around the Maginot, more like #abovethemaginot

[@saintnostalgic1341]

@@ruiyuanyang It's a HoI4 meme

[@ruiyuanyang]

@@saintnostalgic1341 Yeah, that's why I said ABOVE the Maginot line aka paradrop Paris

[@ArariaKAgelessTraveller]

@@saintnostalgic1341 WHOOOOSH

[@konduktorpklpriv3133]

@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller R/woosh

[@thepossum9396]

When germany invades the netherlands and belgium and you are ready for another trench warfare but germany Sends 75% of its military Into a undefended forest

[@renownedhonor]

top-10 anime general oh-shit moments

[@rensv7928]

@@AlreadyTakenTag Grammar Nazi here, and it's supposed to be written as literal, not literally. *Flees through Ardennes*

[@looinrims]

It wasn’t *That* much Although 70% and then 90% of its panzer divisions were sent that way in fairness

[@swithernbilla8510]

lol😂😂😂

[@holius1]

**Germany attacks France** **Germany annexes France and makes Vichy government** Free France : Am I a joke to you?

[@Spicazo]

Don't worry we are good at revolution

[@pitioti]

France: *Is being beaten, but help English to run away from Verdun, defending the City* English Soldier: *Shoot French Soldier that try to embark* France: Excuse me What the fuck?!

[@pengator4699]

@@pitioti they pulled out an Italy

[@CataciousAmogusevic]

Yes

[@lilsoysauce1609]

XD

[@iberia169]

France: No, you can't just go trough the Ardennes!!! Germany: Haha, panzer goes boom boom.

[@pleaseholdaltf4871]

hehe, dunkirk go boom

[@charakiga]

United Kingdom: don’t worry France I come to help yo- Germany: HELLO UNITED KINGDOM, PANZER GO BOOOOOM

[@steelbear2063]

*WE ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE*

[@charakiga]

Soviets: a little panzer, KV-2 goes boom boom

[@КусокАвтобуса-н1н]

@@charakiga try ИС-2

[@potat-o-o]

0:06 the typewriter is perfectly sincronised with the song

[@kedarunzi9139]

sends one paratrooper division into Paris *Paris has fallen!* *France has capitulated*

[@felipeleao7962]

Garrison your big cities smh

[@mattysharellagaming2479]

Kedarunzi Damb dem facts tho

[@jakub1140296]

Heh so what they could do vs USRR and Germans + their allies at once

[@abobusabobusovich376]

1941 Sovet Union has joined game, 1945 Berlin has falen

[@ghostarmy1106]

(error) 404 (likes)

[@MrPear40]

*When Germans go round your Big Boi fortifications*

[@regular_being]

Yeet,i needed to get my ass on that fucking land to save yer ass

[@manuelbes]

@@regular_being we helped you get your own independence

[@supersayan8951]

**merde**

[@billyjohnson9900]

You weren’t supposed to do that

[@cj16423]

@@manuelbes thanks

[@fabiodemon884]

Germany: proposes a pact with russia Russia: accepts Germany: you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders

[@Violetenist]

@Zeros DaBast * USSR: _Soviet anthem plays_ Germany: 40 WIDTH PANZER DIVISIONS WITH TIGER 1 AND 2S HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Paradox: *adds fuel system* Germany : "Ahh shit, here we go again" *Invades Romania*

[@Epsi_Cron]

USA: **Touches Germany just once** Germany: **Dies**

[@flufferusgoobus]

Churchill: "TiMe To AtTaCk ThE sOvIeTs"

[@hazzmati]

Ah yes the most famous: Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

[@Banana_BOI1]

You fool! You fell for it! *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

[@SallinKari]

"Ha! They'll never go around our fortifications a second time! Wait? What's that noise?"

[@kozmonauta0515]

*This is…zeh panzer elite*

[@whyareyougay4630]

me playing hoi4: **tries to invade Switzerland** Switzerland: **sends 3 horses to defend against my 72 tanks** my 72 tanks: **can't advance leaving the war in a stalemate** me: **angry german reich noises**

[@Andrei-jy4hu]

Lol

[@themisterwithnoname]

@@Andrei-jy4hu ahahah

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Lol

[@itisisacha2358]

Swiss pog

[@skrrtskrrtbleedatmapping3287]

Stacking penalty: let me introduce myself

[@assassin9314]

Every french ai game in hoi4 in a nuttshell lol

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

BuT FrAnCe Is ThE BeSt AnD HaS mOrE vIcToRiEs ThAn AnYoNe! REEEEEEEREEEEE!

[@ter4eritka785]

Bg 🇧🇬

[@x-a-]

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 it's true.

[@darksly434]

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 your right

[@piesoldier-x1t]

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 Ture. But sadly most people keeps using the surrrendering memes.

[@sambanjo]

France: Me, trying to sleep. Germany: Life, problems, life problems, that one homework assignment I forgot, my phone, my dad watching TV, knowing that life is pointless, remembering something I'll 100% forget tomorrow, thinking about what my classmates think of me, remembering something I was supposed to before a test way after the test, and remembering something cringey I did a few years ago.

[@cloudunknown]

You have motherfuckign amazing editing.

[@KangradGenral]

*tips pickelhaube*

[@lapikolko2]

I fricking agree.

[@serbiaball_vr]

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[@succcocc9129]

This is actually really well made. I wish KZbin would have recommended this earlier.

[@rogalestofdorns]

0:03 When Germany goes around the Maginot line and catches France by suprise

[@neptuneseye7832]

Soviet Union: *Makes peace pact with Germany* Germany: *attacks russia* Soviet Union: Excuse me WTF Peace pact: Am I a joke to you? Edit: Yea I edited this cause many people saw mistakes on this comment

[@G0DKING]

Choco milk *Peace

[@technopriest6708]

Non agression*

[@Chorophilax]

*SOVIET FUCKING UNION*

[@Spirallium_]

The pact:"Am i a joke to you?"

[@navyncslol2282]

soviet

[@K_Balu]

Switzerland in the background: *eats popcorn while basicly the world is falling apart around them* Also Switzerland: This is fine!

[@UnchiuBaros]

Germany invade russia Russia: ah blyat here WE go again

[@demonlordoftheroundtable2456]

Oi blin, here we go again

[@happyquickspeedster5323]

Ah! I see what you did! WE! HA! Got em good

[@tema7684]

@@user-lc9yk4tg2n сука блять

[@tema7684]

@@user-lc9yk4tg2n это приветствие

[@thejp361]

@Submarine They're going again, so it had to be WW2 lol I know that's a joke, don't woosh me

[@24adithyanonline]

Don’t lose hope Kaliningrad. U have entertained us all and made us happy. We will all stick up for u, no matter what happens. We have ur back, buddy. Keep on going! The entire community is with u.

[@noahjohnson935]

De Gaulle: this is your fault Chamberlain!!!!

[@mappingmapping95]

8/10 Should've uploaded on Hitler's Birthday 2 days ago

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

More like 12 days ago; on 30th of April he suicided (still debatable). His birthday was on 20th of April.

[@hall511]

@@sviatoslavs.1305 The comment we made a week ago.

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

@@hall511 But on the bright side, when this video will be, like, 2 - 3 years ago, no one will care about that.

[@thejoeman4774]

@@sviatoslavs.1305 what about 2 days later which i am?

[@pressaim6485]

@@sviatoslavs.1305 nah should have gotten uploaded on the day france surrendered

[@anditho21]

When you survive hiroshima but then move 2 nagasaki "Ah shit,here we go again"

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

@TheFandrian Ah that meme. Classic Japanese work ethic in a nutshell

[@moxxie7262]

France: "Ah shit, another trench warfare again.." Germany: *BOI U WERE WRONG*

[@TnD_BigJax]

The Spongebob meme did it best: *deep fryer buzzer sound* Spongebob (France): I SURRENDER!!!

[@thecactus1161]

Cant believe this was made 4 years ago, time passes by so fast...

[@caseblue2232]

Countryball+CJ+HOI4=Best meme lol

[@mammothmk3355]

*Free French Force has enter the chat* *Germany* : Dude! Really? >:|

[@matsoudo5980]

Told ya that we go again boi !

[@Arg3nnt]

French never die bro

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

@@Arg3nnt You are too good at revolting against the ruling government to go down permanantly.

[@regular_being]

Ill yeet germany back into germany.

[@apo5895]

Аrg3nnt still lost the war

[@Emiliocse217]

Everyone: France you have won 1115 battles in history, why did you surrender in WW2? France: I just got bored of winning all the time

[@regular_being]

This is wrong.Everyone:haha france only surrenders! France: *Sad Baguette noises*

[@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER]

@@regular_being france during napoleons time was respectable....now its shit..

[@i_willstealurloot273]

And britain (person that i can't pronounce the name without having a bug when i'm trying to answer), And Spain ? And actually, *ALL COLONIALS EMPIRE ARE WAR CRIMINALS AND GENOCIDAL MANIACS* Oppressors against religions ? You say that war against terror is a religion oppression because a terrorist group that are islamists should be free ? And all the death they made to the Citizens of Paris ? The terrorists attacks, the hostage, etc. France is a "laïque" state this mean it's a non-religious country. (Not atheist) More precisely : Everyone can believe in their gods. There is musulmans, jews, catholics even orthodox people in France. That's why this country is beautiful. The culturals difference, are what make France.

[@i_willstealurloot273]

War against Iraq ? What do you tlak about, France never participated in the war against Iraq, that's why we are called "Cowards" because we didn't wanted to help the USA. I don't know for Afghanistan, but the French are fighting in Mali against Daesh and some like that. If Macron said that he declared war against Islamist he meaned "Daesh" in france, we called the terrorists group Islamists because they are islamists, but we don't say that every islamists are terrorists. For North Africa. France don't have anything to do with them. This regards them, not us. And, during the revolution of Algeria (my grandfather fought in) De Gaulle prefered to let them independent rater then be a colony. And for your "revolution" I don't even know what yo uare talking about. If the french continue the fight in Mali and that it's to prevent the spreads of terrorists group (like I repeat) since France had a lot of trauma after the terrorists attack that occured in Paris.

[@i_willstealurloot273]

Yeah, I forgot what was exactly the laws but they are fighting for some kinds of Coran's laws. But they are taking this too far (terrorists attack, etc.) that's why france fight them

[@spiderboi2024]

Maginot line: exists. Germany in WW2: goes around the line. France: T_T

[@popantermopan4099]

Germany 1945: Ah Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los!

[@KnownNiche1999]

When France capitulates before they can finish a sentence

[@alostwitch835]

You should see how fast Denmark capitulated! In more or less 6 hours!

[@KnownNiche1999]

A Lost Witch The danes were the smartest sons of a bitch out there mate. They avoided ALL of the military action on their home turf. They insta-surrendered to the germans, getting no damage on their cities, having evacuated all of their jews to Sweden months prior, so they didnt have any genocide either. And then, the allies didn't even bother invading Denmark, as Germany surrendered anyways. Not a single shot fired Denmark: 1 The world: 0

[@clothar23]

@@KnownNiche1999 Definitely smart , cowardly as all fuck as well too. At least offer token resistance, shit at least force them to point their guns at you with the safeties off.

[@KnownNiche1999]

Purge Blade #231 To achieve what? The danish government knew the Wermacht was gonna roll over them like its nothing. They had the choice of “cowardly” save lives of their citizen, or “bravely” let they die for nothing. Denmark was getting no support unlike many others, resistance was totally futile. They did the right thing, they saved lives, and they outplayed the world

[@clothar23]

@@KnownNiche1999 The right thing would have been to take a few genocidal madmen down with them. The Vichy French showed more righteousness than Denmark did, they at least forced Nazi Germany to negotiate terms with them. And hell even wrung out concessions out of them . Denmark did none of that despite having a military force as capable as Vichy France. No courage, not even the pride to force Negotiations and Concessions. Seriously how do the Danish live with themselves. The bloody Finns who fought for the Nazis had more backbone.

[@gagi5876]

0:06 when u realize that u left ur phone to friend house And hoping that he is not watching ur history...

[@youtubeuser1820]

Gagi Show remember kids always keep a passcode

[@gagi5876]

@@youtubeuser1820 oh yea

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

@@gagi5876 doesn't matter if your password was 1234abcd... xD

[@NobelTheKnave]

France: Try’s to defend their homeland Germany: Goes around defenses Me: You had... *ONE* JOB

[@mudmud.]

Well go to War then

[@mrsupremegascon]

Funny, but historically speaking, France wanted Germany to go around, its why they build the Maginot line, to avoid direct German invasions, and it worked. What French didn't realized, its how speedy Germans tanks could cross the Ardennes.

[@YK36Deadezio]

the Maginot line is really impassable, even the Nazi army could not pass ..... except that the allies of France (especially Belgium) felt superior, impassable and above all safe ... so they did not make the Maginot line, which meant that during the invasion of Belgium, most of the French troops were forced to go to Belgium while the other took care of France ... and I'm not even talking about the Ardennes .... So to summarize ..... France is the best player of the game ..., but when you have a crappy team, better player or not .... you lose.

[@mrsupremegascon]

@rob 998 They wanted to do that, but Belgium neutrality and diplomatic issue made the extension of the maginot line canceled.

[@the_ender_chappi2847]

And then everyone says France sucked at defending themselves, well I guess that’s part of the game, hopefully people will stop playing this ridiculous game of bashing one country and constantly dirtying its image, which already tells a lot for itself.

[@dRpHiL-xs8up]

France: again I have to defeat Germany Germany: NANI !!!

[@Germanlecraft]

Nan?

[@dRpHiL-xs8up]

Sorry it may look like that because the I is a capital just like that one

[@dRpHiL-xs8up]

Ima edit

[@dRpHiL-xs8up]

@Earth nice

[@thomasravard7127]

@Wehrmacht nazi deutschland You never heard of the resistance, General Leclerc who made germany lose the african front by cutting them from their allies by bluffing and taking the biggest hub they had in the area (forcing the italy to switch sides and the other ones to surrender, allowing the foreign front troops to be readied for the big counter-attack)...

[@mehmetseinurgrovater417]

France: No, you can't just go trough the Ardennes germany:haha panzer divisions go brrrrrr

[@t-cos9069]

00:07 on right "mon Dieu" xD

[@l.generallager6356]

I was playing Germany the other day and let’s say my 1939 invasion.... was particular. England and France moved almost all of their troops into Belgium and the Netherlands turning it into a continuation of the Maginot Line. It was like WW1 all over again, everyone pumping out hundreds of thousands of men as infantry devisions into those blood soaked lands. Despite the frontlines being covered in battles, despite me mobilising over 200 devisions to the western front, the frontlines never moved. The invasion of France only ended in 1942 when Italy capitulated France by attacking it’s exposed flank. After almost 3 bloody years I finally took the Netherlands and Northern Belgium. That’s when the Soviet Union attacked.

[@tlotpwist3417]

"Let me introduce you to my boys, England and Belgium. ...guys? ...guuuyyys?!"

[@mrronron7328]

Belgium : *get killed* British : *run away like little girls* French people : WE WILL FIGHT UTILL THE E- French politicians : WE SURRENDER French people : Face palm

[@lukeparslow6780]

@@mrronron7328 😂

[@thomasravard7127]

@@mrronron7328 French people: Time to bring back our honored tradition... Place au plat... de Résistance

[@mrronron7328]

@@thomasravard7127 Nice one x)

[@sherasworld9353]

0:03 germany was like "ayo baba grill"

[@__ManMilk]

Finally! A proper history channel!

[@tangow371]

Charles de Gaulle: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@T_K7]

He had a big part in developing the prototype to what would become the Blitzkreig, and France rejected it, so to France he definitely was at first. Of course, the joke aged terribly.

[@bogi2557]

@@T_K7 I don’t think I understand

[@cuhgaming4943]

@@bogi2557 Basically Charles here had the Blitzkrieg technically before Germany, however France denied it would work. And look what happened

[@Metawire61]

Everyone playing france in hoi4: YEETUS DELETUS PARIS PROTECTIRUS

[@orzebielik7646]

Germany ; Hello fra... France ; I SURRENDER

[@pakistanball2983]

Germany: Well hello Russ- USSR: Rush B!

[@tangow371]

You mean 46 days later?

[@trollgemeinschaft9324]

@@pakistanball2983 buuuuuu!This joke is shitty

[@apo5895]

Pakistan ball forgot ww1 idiot. And also Russia was raped by Germany in Ww2. Also Ww2 and the Cold War caused the fall of the Ussr

[@Artefact_Master]

@@trollgemeinschaft9324 like the France surrender this joke suck

[@ridwanaislamtanmi4816]

Thanks for giving the link of the background music. And I also enjoy your videos.

[@bigseagull7033]

This is the perfect balance of history and humor

[@gabrielkeryer7010]

France when Germany don't want to go in the wall France build especially for them 😳

[@Andriy17UA]

Germany: Beat USSR in snow I think is good idea USSR: HAHAHAG YOU ARE INNOCENT Finland: So are you

[@mariajosecandela6476]

Mapping in 14 seconds

[@aresxx2217]

Keep em comin mate, your videos are great

[@WolfyOfHonor]

This is a great video. Well done, mr East Prussia

[@basedtvrk9125]

I love how the video is *14* seconds,ahh nostalgia..............

[@frogchip6484]

Germany be like: *You picked the wrong battleplan, fool!*

[@kozmonauta0515]

*”Guten Tag Frankreich, mein Freund!”*

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!!

[@rektfr477]

I swear your animations are so good

[@constantbrung2896]

Malgré la défaite , nos soldats se sont battus comme des lions !

[@iowaaaaaa]

Tout à fait

[@flying_dutchman0996]

C'est important de le rappeler, on le doit à ces héroïques soldats

[@iowaaaaaa]

Nos « grands amis » anglais semblent l’oublier mais ils nous le doivent aussi

[@flying_dutchman0996]

@@iowaaaaaa eh oui, ils sont bien rapides pour nous traiter de lâches à cause de cette défaite, mais ils oublient que les poches de Lille et de Dunkerque ont permis le succès de l'opération Dynamo; ils osent appeler ce moment "le miracle de Dunkerque" mais les Allemands ne les ont pas laissé partir par plaisir, nos soldats ont défendu la ligne jusqu'au bout, "les anglais se battent jusqu'au dernier français" comme disait la propagande allemande. Ils oublient qu'ils nous ont trahi à ce moment-là, en s'entassant sur les plages comme des fuyards alors que nos généraux voulaient tenter une contre-attaque. Ils oublient aussi que, sans Bir Hakeim, pas d'El-Alamein... Les raisons de notre défaite sont multiples et complexes, et résumer ce moment de notre histoire à "french surrender cowards lol" est une insulte à nos morts. Doctrine obsolète, communication et coordination catastrophiques, manque de soutien aérien, sans compter que le moral de nos soldats avait déjà été atteint par la "drôle de guerre": voilà les raisons de la défaite. Malgré cela, ils se sont battus comme des lions, en attestent les témoignages de généraux allemands, parfois en écrasante infériorité numérique. 30% des blindés et 50% de l'aviation allemande ont été détruits en un mois, loin d'une promenade de santé donc.

[@_MrMoney]

All we had to do was extend the Maginot to the shore, CJ!

[@gatsbymaguire]

Ardennes: *Doesn't stop German forces.* The French, thinking it was "naturally impenetrable": You had one job, just one!

[@thomasravard7127]

The Ardennes was protected as by the one who will latter be known as the "General"De Gaule asked but insufficiently, he even wrote a military treaty speaking of the modernisation of war with the examples of new tanks, airstrikes and paratroopers but the higher ups never listened to his warnings about the Ardennes.

[@CryseTech]

Ahh wonderful! good job :D

[@Amongusimpostor86]

Gta at the start and that wonky music at the end and the death stare was the cherry on top for me

[@PatriotMapper]

France be like: I did Nazi that coming

[@captaincreeper7447]

Ha

[@supersayan8951]

Ahah

[@чмохапукич]

Oh my Your channel called “Kaliningrad” I am from Kaliningrad UwU

[@looinrims]

Anime Russians?

[@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598]

Anime Prussians

[@mostafakhalil6030]

I can see the little quote “mon dieu” by France, but dont you think that making it small will stop me.

[@bestiapardaka0791]

I love the Hoi4 references in your videos

[@hansstrudel9614]

Germany: Omae wa mou shindeiru France: Nani? *France has capitulated*

[@yoboikamil525]

France : exists Germany : :] 1 yr later FrAnCe HaS cApItUlAtEd

[@ricardomilos2115]

Idiot

[@ricardomilos2115]

@Pablo De la casa ils se rendent pas compte comment ont les a aider et voilà comment ils nous remercient

[@ricardomilos2115]

@Pablo De la casa je suis d'accord

[@yoboikamil525]

what kind of baguette language are y'all speaking

[@Artefact_Master]

@@yoboikamil525 stfu

[@netavortexvideos9424]

RecLend: this gets me France:..ive seen everything ._.

[@ivankostamo9698]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that Morse Code translates to "GAO."

[@luxaeterna101]

If I heard correctly it's -.. .. --- which translates to DIO (God in Italian 🤷‍♂️)

[@ivankostamo9698]

@@luxaeterna101 That sounds more logically correct. Thanks! I'm looking at "GAO" in Morse ( --. .- --- ), and I can see where the similarities can be mistaken. I'm quite new to Morse and what-not, so yeah. I mean, I just finished learning Semaphore.

[@stratigangames508]

@@luxaeterna101 You thought it was GAO, but it was me! DIO!!!

[@kozmonauta0515]

@@stratigangames508 Perfect joke

[@averagemariorpgfan4131]

Nazi Germany: **Exists** France: *_Why do I hear Boss Music?_*

[@introvertedchip7892]

that'd be terrifying being France and Germany coming up to you saying "again".

[@DragonFruitXVI]

Europe can't help itself can it? Even today Germany is at it again and France isn't doing anything to stop it

[@FlaUnYT]

Ikr.

[@asrion100]

Best joke ever nothing against France France:Ah merde here we go-- "Germany interrupting" Germany:Hallo Frankreich! Wie gehts? France:--again... taking slowly the white flag out and says:WE SURRENDER!!!!!!

[@nikonianakin5976]

Best joke ever nothing against the British France:Here they come Britain. We will fight them. Britain:um yeah about that Britain proceeds to run away with boats France:Merde.

[@nikonianakin5976]

Totosh ouais mdr

[@Shinirkrog]

Oh my god this is so shaiБa, I think I'm gonna cum

[@pitioti]

@@nikonianakin5976 Bonus: English Soldier: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY?! *Proceed to shoot French and Belgian soldier that tryed to embark on English Ships*

[@pitioti]

Well yes, but actually, no (Free French Forces, based in French Congo, with De Gaulle)

[@SpinoAdri2001]

After some years.... Deutsches Reich:Haha I will rule Europe. The USSR: *I'm going to end this whole man career*

[@alexypluvinage1169]

You mean the USSR AND the USA

[@str2010]

@@alexypluvinage1169 well, USSR arguably did more of the fighting

[@alexypluvinage1169]

@@str2010 maybe but the USA have still fight a lot

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

Germany: Europe has fallen, next stop the world...! USA: Prepare for trouble... USSR: And make it double... USA: To protect the world from devastation...! USSR: To unite the workers within our nations...! USA: To denounce the evil of fascism...! USSR: To extend our cosmonauts to the stars above...! USA: Americans...! USSR: Soviets...! USA: Team Allies blast off at the speed of light...! USSR: Surrender now or prepare to fight...! Australia: Aussie's, that's roight...

[@alexypluvinage1169]

@@indahf.freztiyana824 not bad ☺

[@charlestonianbuilder344]

did you know that some french reconnaissance planes saw that the germans were trying to go through the ardennes but the french high command refused to believe it, it was almost like they wanted to get capitulated

[@project_romaniacore]

This is legendary!

[@emberglaze]

Dunkirk: *exists* France: *Spams "Surrender" button*

[@fellascallmethedrink]

@Cpl. Rook Exactly.

[@thibautsik6106]

Lol France défend Dunkirk and British go retreat spam lol

[@jethro9692]

France : ah sheet here we go- Germany : HELLO France : -again

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

I found this channel on kebab defender ultra Don’t get how I got to a parking channel from Defending kebab but I ain’t complaining.

[@antouf8322]

For every people that still don’t understand after 80 years, French Commanders was not with the infantry during the fight. And Petain make peace with Mustache Man because he wanted to end the Republic. Soon after that, in 1944, we arrested Petain like Louis XVI.

[@Gregory_Swan]

Ah, high quality low quality memes? Perfect!

[@depoters3815]

"- to be contined

[@jacquesdutronc2034]

France just saved British, and do not capitulated, Bir Hakeim 1942

[@marcomenabue7717]

?

[@ragnarlothbrok7880]

@@marcomenabue7717 He is speaking about the battle of "Bir Hakeim" in 1942

[@zuzannasuwala7618]

thank you france (im from poland if you know the history you know what im thanking for)

[@sceaulac]

@jerryhayden01 Citizen of the Fatherland LMAO

[@basilen.7852]

@jerryhayden01 Citizen of the Fatherland History does not begin in 1940 mate. Oh and Poland surrendered within weeks too in 39, like every other continental European countries invaded by Germany ( or within days and even hours)

[@basilen.7852]

@jerryhayden01 Citizen of the Fatherland You obviously don't know much about history. I can't help but asking myself, why would anyone knowing so little be so prompt to tell trash like this ?

[@basilen.7852]

@jerryhayden01 Citizen of the FatherlandYou keep saying shit ? I just told you, don't speak when you know so little... If you want to learn things in life just ask people why they say anything instead of telling them they are wrong. When you do that I can explain you one or two reasons why this person is gratefull to France as a polishmen

[@yurisv7315]

@jerryhayden01 Citizen of the Fatherland actually, a few days after Poland was invaded, France advanced long enough to recapture Allsace-Lorraine from Germany, "hoping" that the "attack" will halt the German advance.

[@magicder6522]

France: there are big mountains in belgium they will never pass thru that! Germany: goes thru belgium anyway France: you weren't supposed to do that.

[@kwanlinus6999]

Para-trooping one division into Paris to capitulate France intensifies

[@Argentoratum68]

Me as a French : *Battle of France Flashback*

[@nintendostyle3500]

This video has 69K likes. For France, I’d say that’s an absolute win

[@akadjazair]

Vive la France ! 🇫🇷✊

[@mathislatger7615]

Je suis avec toi 😁💪🇫🇷

[@iowaaaaaa]

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[@bryanfortino]

This never get old

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

And then I didn't pass the geography exam saying that here in Spain, we used to have Germany as neighbor...