At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the back of the theatre that sells out first.
@FirstLast-cf4mi5 жыл бұрын
At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the ''Free Palestine but I can't find Palestine on a map'' seats that sell out first.
@lglukey965 жыл бұрын
@@ChengMcGoldstein umm, yeah? I guess? Leave the burns to Frankie mate
@jebideehartley22485 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ for fook sake
@johnmckee76405 жыл бұрын
. Is that the Kings theatre. By any chance.
@livinglifeform79745 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-cf4mi The mossad must really be lowering its standards if that's the sort of comment it pays people to make now.
@ShinyDragonHunter6 жыл бұрын
“You look like a moderately powerful Pokémon”
@FirstLast-cf4mi5 жыл бұрын
Pokemon? I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
@Paragon135 жыл бұрын
I practically died when he said that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelwilliams55735 жыл бұрын
Jhbeh
@jakeconlon8775 жыл бұрын
Not just a Pokemon, a moderately powerful one
@michealflaithbheartaigh41394 жыл бұрын
WEIRD!!! I read your comment as he said it in real time !!!
@thompson2234 жыл бұрын
He is by far the best at absolutely tearing people apart and as a Scottish guy we all know 1 guy in our friends circle who's like this 😂 I love it, proper rough Scottish banter at its finest
@craigisaac8065 жыл бұрын
When your feeling down and fucked off with life Frankie Boyle never fails to put a smile on your face
@stevenswan46866 жыл бұрын
Love the way he laughs at his own jokes that he's just thought up . He doesn't need scripted jokes just kill the audience quality!
@stevenswan46866 жыл бұрын
@Ian Duke he must pick people out before hand then before the show starts, and they are just sitting there not knowing what's about to happen to them.
@Google_Does_Evil_Now6 жыл бұрын
Go to one of his preparing shows where he tries out new material. This audience interaction is unscripted. He's an expert at this. As I'm sure you all know 😀
@Google_Does_Evil_Now6 жыл бұрын
MrReaper666ish because you didn't go to the same show twice in three days unless you've got a goldfish memory or Alzheimers. Have you got Alzheimers? . . Have you got Alzheimers? . . . Have you got Alzheimers?
@Jie675 жыл бұрын
@@stevenswan4686 he picked my mate out at a show, the guy who said he wanted to be a comedian then Frankie shredded him, think it was the same show as the frodo kid
@Jie675 жыл бұрын
@MrReaper666ish yeah i would probably agree with you had he not picked my mate out the crowd.
@orcokiwo67035 жыл бұрын
"Hopefully one day, Frankie, I could grow gills and walk backwards into the sea." I've never laughed so hard in my entire fuckin life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BDog545 жыл бұрын
There was something adorable about that last guy who worked for Hackney council.
@tpbfangirl3 жыл бұрын
"Why is he a giant version of you?!" The way he said that killed me 🤣🤣
@youngathon6 жыл бұрын
What's brought yer down from Paisley a raft made from turnips pal lol
@redroseproductions46886 жыл бұрын
"This is for scum!" Had me in absolute hysterics lol
@stephenotoole4086 жыл бұрын
U can tell the girl with the hat was really uncomfortable with frankie.
@alanwakeish5 жыл бұрын
It's her own fault, she shouldn't of sat at the front and worn a hat that makes her stand out on a Frankie Boyle stand up show, of course he's going to notice her and say something.
@stephenotoole4085 жыл бұрын
@@alanwakeish hat or not he still would have gave her loads of abuse.
@seriousgameofficial5 жыл бұрын
Why did she knowingly attend a Frakie Boyle show then lmao
@thecarpetman76875 жыл бұрын
She is an inspector for the politically correct brigade and a vegan......her report was daming......how dare they laugh at jokes!
@jamesthorner25555 жыл бұрын
They all look really uncomfortable
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
Where I'm from 'white van man' means something VERY different.
@thefreedomguyuk5 жыл бұрын
Do enlighten us ??
@thefreedomguyuk5 жыл бұрын
@@thompryde1135 Well, FB is in the UK, where WVM is a very annoying breed, albeit a rather harmless one. Pity about whatever backwater you find yourself in. It does sound bleak.
@nirmalsuki5 жыл бұрын
Where I am from, a White Van is the vehicle of choice to make people disappear...
@thefreedomguyuk5 жыл бұрын
@@nirmalsuki I see, the three of you have a little gang. It does sound as if your world is a dark place indeed. You see, for the rest of us, it's the guy in the van vanishing when he makes an unexpected U-turn in front of us.
@nirmalsuki5 жыл бұрын
@@thefreedomguyuk What Gang? I don't get why you would say that...
@JJmoony4 жыл бұрын
'What are you doin at one of my shows' this is for Scum. Priceless
@michaeldavis16095 жыл бұрын
Listen closely to him beyond the fxxxxng and cxxxting he is very clever
@Sii6X5 жыл бұрын
5:02 😂😂 'Is this your dad or is he just grooming you?' 😅😂
@DMWBN35 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that was a class one 😀
@stoicsavage5093 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being pinned to a cross for my sins 🙌 love you!!
@synthonaplinth59805 жыл бұрын
I'd love to go see him but making fun of a Yank would probably take up the whole show....
@ColourKween6 жыл бұрын
Frankie didn't understand the guy who clearly said he RECRUITED procurement staff. Guy took it well though.
@CameronArnott6 жыл бұрын
he did understand and it's not his job to actually care what they mean anyway. he is trying to make everyone laugh. agreed least funny part of it though
@Kyle_Hubbard6 жыл бұрын
@ArmchairWarrior Maybe he works for a large company and therefore may be needed on a consistent basis?
@Fuzzsaphire6 жыл бұрын
butterflyyube the guy looked like he was hiding his anger
@H0n3yMonstah5 жыл бұрын
@ArmchairWarrior he likely works for a recruitment agency that either completely specialises in recruiting people for procurement roles in other companies, or they deal with recruitment for any type of job role and he specialises in finding people with procurement skills.
@H0n3yMonstah5 жыл бұрын
@ArmchairWarrior if someone says they work in recruitment, it's usually for an external agency.
@DogOfKrondor5 жыл бұрын
"Is that too much? This will be a long fucking show!"
@Hashpotato5 жыл бұрын
theres frankie boyle and then everyone else. absolute legend
@ronvonryan5 жыл бұрын
Mock the week has never been the same since Frankie left.
@StrongBalloonChris5 жыл бұрын
On a Frankie Boyle video spree with no regrets xD
@wazzobazzo6 жыл бұрын
"This is for scum" Short and sweet.
@muscleandmath29106 жыл бұрын
His shows must be like university lectures. You don't have to go, but they're quite enjoyable, but you try to make sure he/lecturer doesn't know you're there.
@Fuzzsaphire6 жыл бұрын
muscleandmath lol piss off ya nerd. lectures are shite. you must be studying something interesting but with no career prospects
@akibh30225 жыл бұрын
I wish I had your enthusiasm about lectures
@dennisgraham94445 жыл бұрын
Ever since Still Game I have been finding these Scottish gems
@fenix1825 жыл бұрын
The guy from Kirkcaldy looks like Frankie Boyle's final form if he was a Pokémon.
@Irishdrivingbloopers4 жыл бұрын
That comment about Frodo after getting his ring destroyed had me lose it big time here LMAO!! I had to watch the next minute of it again cos I missed it while pissing myself laughing :D
@Toersk14 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for him to say “I respect people like you, I will let you be”
@LarathainStarlight5 жыл бұрын
"We need a laugh after a hard day of killing children" an Ashley Silao quote.
@jeangrant16074 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a girl I knew a few years ago we worked together and got on pretty well but she was always extremely shy and anxious and to be honest I felt more than a little sorry for her . But then one day as if by magic she came in full of confidence and bravado like a new woman the shyness and anxiety were long gone she had completely changed for the better . Naturally I was shocked and asked her what had happened " I've started flicking my bean " she replied with a smile . Before stating I was a stupid little girl but now I feel like a queen and it's all because I flick my bean . She was crying and shaking as she said it and going on about how women could rule the world if more of them followed her lead . I don't really know what she was on about and looking back I think she might have been mental
@km2064 жыл бұрын
Wid have pumped her lol
@zoe.l.s4 жыл бұрын
Mr M 😂😂😂😂
@UpperGroundNGU4 жыл бұрын
M8 what 🤣🤣🤣
@km2064 жыл бұрын
@@zoe.l.s lol sorry but I would have, especially if shes telling me shes flicking her bean lol x
@zoe.l.s4 жыл бұрын
Mr M that is the best comment I’ve ever seen, thank you so much for making my damn day x
@elliott41065 жыл бұрын
@7.30 “maybe history” guy reminds me of my uni librarian. I once went to get a book out and he was discreetly watching a porno on his phone under the desk
@navnavo14145 жыл бұрын
"What's your story"... oh shit!
@Pymundo5 жыл бұрын
What you currently working on? "A crotchless shell suit?".
@owellwellwell24186 жыл бұрын
"moderately powerful Pokémon"
@druss69harad615 жыл бұрын
Watched this over and over again
@jay-po4mu5 жыл бұрын
Haha this is brilliant. U can see the world falling out there arses soon as frankie clocks eyes with them
@thebenevolentsun65756 жыл бұрын
Just remember that the audience has no idea what they look like.
@dannyboy18686 жыл бұрын
😂 savage moments esp the... your girl looks like she could rip you apart like a chicken wing 😂
@malbig23446 жыл бұрын
when he touches the sides, do you vibrate and your nose lights up... hahahaha
@dannyboy18686 жыл бұрын
Mal big haha so feckin funny I was in bits
@Xfade816 жыл бұрын
@@dannyboy1868Yeh, loved the look on their faces. Esp. her.
@dannyboy18686 жыл бұрын
X Fade there was truth in what frankie said, that lucky lad haha
@DMWBN35 жыл бұрын
She didn't like that one bit I don't think 😄
@MythicSuns5 жыл бұрын
Frankie describes a guy as looking like someone from Grand Theft Auto and then later on makes a cameo in Grand Theft Auto.
@SirReasoner6 жыл бұрын
at the end the dude he is grilling is taking long breathes not to flip out when Frankie goes at his girl :D
@Fiveminded10 ай бұрын
These are the best 4 videos of Frankie on the internet. Absolutely brutal! 😅
@Bazrad688 ай бұрын
No one roasts an audience like Frankie Boyle😂😂😂
@stevieoconnor93165 жыл бұрын
Why does the thumbnail look like I’m opening a tots pack on fifa
@TheCulturalBomb5 жыл бұрын
Are we holding a seance here 😂😂😂
@MikeHannibal6 жыл бұрын
The frodo and operation lines are absolute gold.
@srbrant53915 жыл бұрын
“This isn’t what you do, you’re lyin’ to me. What’s this sort of elaborate cover story? Are you Jon Venables?”
@gordonmcp5 жыл бұрын
Love the Quantum Leap reference. Lol
@IWTBF3 жыл бұрын
“ Hopefully one day frankie I can grow gills and walk backwards into the sea “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GamingSimp11 ай бұрын
Saw frankie live a couple months ago, he told a heckler from the balcony to “stfu … or jump” 😂😂😂
@dansmith4365 жыл бұрын
17:45 onwards has to be the most awkward lmao
@BarterTom5 жыл бұрын
If Darth Vader actually were there, Mustafa would only have been the second worst time he was burned.
@MrTakeshi7635 жыл бұрын
‘Are u gay or do u just like the look?!’ 😅
@22Phantasm5 жыл бұрын
The last rip was priceless.
@cbarclay996 жыл бұрын
Strange dynamic. A bunch of rich people pay a lot of money to be insulted and told they're cunts. Then they laugh. Whatever happened to the traditional dominatrix?
@idrinkmilk2826 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you gushing about ?
@lukenukem24412 жыл бұрын
This guys ability to literally process on the spot and turn it into a joke is borderline unparalled!!
@syxs6215 жыл бұрын
Does he touch the sides 😂😂she was not impressed
@lewangillard97012 жыл бұрын
17:11 "exciting stuff..." love the dead pan sarcasm here hahaha
@MrPantss6 жыл бұрын
On panel shows I have never been a fan of FB but on stand up he is superb! So quick witted, hilarious!
@Andy79075 жыл бұрын
I'm the same. I love his audience abuse sketches only. I've watched these countless times. 🤣🤣
@Chazza-y3w22 күн бұрын
i like seeing the relieved smile on people's faces when they realise frankies not gonna be too harsh and them
@mattastley80956 жыл бұрын
Whats brought you down from paisley? A raft made of turnips? 😂😂😂
@pandadares89056 жыл бұрын
Love the part when he bullies the audience
@conorpurcell6166 жыл бұрын
Never speak again. Your kind does not this kind of privilege.
@branon65656 жыл бұрын
Stop being a such a millennial PC bitch...
@willturner80395 жыл бұрын
Branon Fontaine I think the “bullying” wasn’t implying that it’s actual bullying, just a term allocated to humour cenetered around jokey-criticism of others
@pandadares89055 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 I'm Gen Z but thanks for your lack of understanding of humour
@pandadares89055 жыл бұрын
@@SHAUNDJFISHBEATSMARTIN Thanks for not getting the context and calling someone a cunt for your sensitivity
@oblongtom5 жыл бұрын
Hes not a photographer hes the singer from Muse!
@brettharter1435 жыл бұрын
Back when he didnt bow to the BBC
@themmmclub64265 жыл бұрын
please don't see me, please don't see me.
@michaelkavanagh9326 жыл бұрын
Does he touch the sides 😂😂😂😂
@andrewbluebells23705 жыл бұрын
whats brought you down from Paisley? A raft made of Turnips..😂
@michaeldavis16095 жыл бұрын
Get a front row ticket at your peril
@CJW00564 жыл бұрын
Turning on captions on this video caused my phone to reboot
@michalhejduk.5 жыл бұрын
The Hackney council got me :)
@user-zk2zl5tx4z6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploads legend
@Sou1defiler6 жыл бұрын
17:48 LAWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!!
@Ezzahh6 жыл бұрын
2:00 is that his brother 😂
@lewisferguson20735 жыл бұрын
9:12 - 9:20 is by far the best line ever said
@michaeldavis16095 жыл бұрын
If u do the front row act like frankie and Al Murray you have to b bloody good
@P.Zakaidze6 жыл бұрын
Being dissed by Boyle is the worst thing.
@sherman49706 жыл бұрын
Where has he gone,, loved his acts???
@grahamkey84966 жыл бұрын
@Kris Roberts Now that's funny.
@bushiido84946 жыл бұрын
pc brigade chased him out of town
@tedthecommenter53645 жыл бұрын
he still does stand up, he has a netflix special, a new show on bbc iplayer, and 3 audio stand up albums newly released. The "PC Brigade" didn't do shit
@ArmandD5 жыл бұрын
7:23 the absolute best bit
@wishfix5 жыл бұрын
always ALWAYS sit at the back, it's much safer.
@mr2gti5 жыл бұрын
That last couple, has anyone checked up on him, because When Frankie went for her - he genuinely looked to shit himself! lol
@scott43455 жыл бұрын
Haha! Does he touch the sides! Quality 🤣
@ValiantKnight79832 жыл бұрын
this guy is probably better at interacting with the audience than any human being who has ever lived
@kenmills49775 жыл бұрын
all hail The Frankie. Another fuckin' comedy masterclass
@AndrewSmith-er2dy6 жыл бұрын
I love Frankie Boyle I could listen to him take the piss out of people and me all day
@gravelbags24796 жыл бұрын
I just do not understand why he's never on telly anymore 😂🤣😅
@rknjamezie135 жыл бұрын
illuminati
@leemcqueen5005 жыл бұрын
Blsss Hastings Wrong.
@stephenjohnstone71495 жыл бұрын
I just went to see him last month in his new show called Full Power. He is very much still doing comedy and he was as brilliant as ever! Also has his own tv show New World Order which is a take on weekly news events. Also brilliant, check BBC iPlayer 😁
@MrJking0655 жыл бұрын
WEW Lads..This guy has no chill.He is brutal And funny AF!
@james1976-nov5 жыл бұрын
Them two at the end were steaming. hahhahahaha
@Empress-G6 жыл бұрын
The fkn chicken wing at the end... Ahahhhhhhhhhhh
@arveyilleszender58095 жыл бұрын
Some of these attacks are brutal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bad bad man.
@1986-v1z5 жыл бұрын
“Does he touch the sides?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 head gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@georgerice43025 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@dondorcha58965 жыл бұрын
@@georgerice4302 He's implying he has a small weener
@km2065 жыл бұрын
Or she has a fanny like a wizards sleeve 🧙♂️
@tweetybaby11005 жыл бұрын
Does he touch the sides? .... Well damn Frankie 😂
@bigsmoke43805 жыл бұрын
I dont get this?
@DIFFIEH5 жыл бұрын
@@bigsmoke4380 throwing a banana down a free way
@jonblackk3 жыл бұрын
"Look at what you could have made of your life" my favorite part
@RenaissanceEarCandy2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the livestock market guy didn't say "not yet", he actually said "not there".
@TheGBs19724 жыл бұрын
I was once one of his targets at a Sheffield City Hall..front row, ripped apart
@14Mentalist6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. He is fucking brilliant.
@ianthomas59555 жыл бұрын
I would give anything to reincarnate Mary Whitehouse, stick her in the front row, and get Frankie to ask her a question.
@itsnotworthit71786 жыл бұрын
I love him
@chrisrowe7503 Жыл бұрын
I thought Frankie Allen was the most brutal so revisited Boyle. Sorry but there isn’t one comedian who can match Frankie Boyle’s brutal audience roasts 🤣🤣🤣
@fearthesting665 жыл бұрын
I just found this guy. Can we get him voicing Scrooge McDuck?
@gravey075 жыл бұрын
The cringe on some peoples faces when he shreds them 😂😂
@joshgoldbullion3 жыл бұрын
My favourite comedian ever ! He makes me laugh the most 😂
@toastedhippo4 жыл бұрын
"Waiting to grow gills and walk back into the sea".