Frankie Boyle - Best of Audience Annihilation part 2

You want to sit up front at a Frankie Boyle show? Well then, prepare to have your arse left hanging like the mouth of a yawning Hippo.
Frankie Boyle best of audience annihilation part 2.

[@TheOriginalEL]

I love it when he laughs at his own insults, like he just can't help himself

[@gordonm7038]

Ian Loynds Insults are the wise man's compliment. Being called a lazy cunt or fat fuck is better than being called a "top bloke or some other fake ego-boost.

[@lloydyherbal]

Gordon M great comment, you`re a top guy...thumbs up mate

[@davecrupel2817]

@@gordonm7038 also a more honest way of speaking imo.

[@user-ff8ve4oq8n]

Whats the point joking about if you cant laugh at your own

[@lfcwilli]

@@lloydyherbal there’s a literal thumbs up button , bit late but I’m a prick so

[@danyullowe295]

Bearded frankie is so much darker 😂😂😂

[@threethrushes]

The older he gets, the more bitter, darker, and cynical he is becoming. He will do his finest work in his 50s or 60s.

[@davecrupel2817]

@@threethrushes and i can NOT wait!

[@weirdskyreallyweird.5519]

@@threethrushes he'll go through the Carlin transformation.

[@Revolver1981]

@@threethrushes No actually he's nowhere near as brutal as he used to be. He's been touring recently and he doesn't really pick on audience members anymore unless they heckle him.

[@davidwoodward9528]

That's his Lord of the Rings beard. Now I think of it, he's been known to threaten quite a few rings.

[@ATY676]

'I'll drive you into the ground like a f-ing tent peg' is now a regular threat I give my staff.

[@andym28]

If you are a scout leader mate I'd by terrified.

[@HansNo237offi]

"Couldn't look gayer if you were stepping through a field of corn, wearing a sun bonnet and licking a lolley pop."

[@bleu_rae]

“A fan of pilots..... Ooo there’s a few of them!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davecrupel2817]

Ey shut the fuck up. I can handle this little boy! Probably shouldnta said that. XD

[@uah9]

Right, shut the fuck up now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheGrumpyGuide]

"Cricket is fucking practiced in Scotland as a homosexual martial art" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@tartanguy8714]

There's just an aura of "aw fuck" whenever he turns his gaze on people isn't there...

[@BuzzaB77]

"ya fuckin' GHOUL!"

[@honjarrison7115]

Saw him on his last tour. Have never been so glad NOT to be at the front!!! Nobody does it better than Frankie.

[@robskyd]

We've just bought tickets to his Manchester show later this year and had the chance to sit on the front. We opted for row H !!

[@rick_fortune]

Front 2 or 3 rows at Frankie Boyle show? You should get danger money :D

[@Salamander6969]

Been on the front row. It's an experience

[@davidwoodward9528]

I'm not sure which is worse; the abuse that you'd get at a Frankie Boyle show, or the life of abuse that leads you TO a Frankie Boyle show.

[@oddities-whatnot]

He is very quick, very sharp. Fantastic fun to watch

[@shlooky1]

I died at 3:30.. best joke combined with the best heckler put-down :)))

[@andrewdelaney1448]

Wish there was a part 3 these are great

[@Nose02]

“In the event of a fire, you will all end up better looking”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LauritZenc]

What's your story, wee man?

[@PeopleAdverts]

Love Frankie, genius.

[@IWTBF]

“I’ll abuse you so bad, you’ll think I’m one of the family” 😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻

[@DIFFIEH]

Friend*

[@ericsonofjohn9384]

You had one job.

[@scottdj1982]

Crotchless shell suit 😂😂😂

[@PatrickMersinger]

I liked the interior designer lady. I think she had him a bit flustered

[@Ron.S.]

The last part with the plumber convinced me that he’s actually not a psychopath but the usual compassionate Scot

[@davidwoodward9528]

That plumber though, clearly a menace to society.

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

The video I've been waiting for

[@fuhrernithin2724]

0:55 that's the most psychotic laugh i have ever heard. :D

[@aidanrawlinson6177]

Is it just me that wants to sit in the front row just to see what he comes up with

[@dashthehero192]

i feel like the beard is a symbol of him giving up and saying whatever he wants.

[@henderson023]

"What's your real fucking plan, man, and make it fucking convincing this time...or I'll drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!"

[@jamesclark3293]

He’s brutally good, some boy

[@iracingrookie3301]

Frankie's the only comedian in the world that tickets on the front row sell last

[@shamus2503]

Brilliant!!

[@Paris.Kalachnikov]

This man is an intellectual giant

[@Umz15824]

He absolutely wrecked that woman gg

[@Cooz.]

This man's quick wit is not to be fucked with

[@m.t123alright6]

Part three plz

[@petercampbell8694]

Jimmy Carr on speed! 🤣 - absolutely brilliaaaant! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@alexnorman4919]

I was feeling down a little but Frankie's brilliant line at 03:03 cheered me up no end.. LoL.

[@kennethhewish2455]

God he's brutal Frankie! He's class.

[@robertmcgarr439]

ruthless!!! but so funny if you're not at the end of his razor sharp humour.

[@cullyx2913]

Frankie Genius

[@fattheocomedy8194]

My hero

[@orfeofarina2723]

5:09 most diabolic laugh ever hahahahaha

[@hiramabiff225]

"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more" 🤣

[@thundercronjr]

5:39 Best part.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

I think you're mistaken sir, it's actually 5:19

[@lfcwilli]

I notice there are some inconsistencies with how you designed your face, is the greatest put down ever imo

[@strutherhill]

There is another segment I can't find where two guys confess they're from Larkhall (roars from the audience) and one of them also admits he works at John Lewis in 'soft furnishings', to which FB comments, 'a surprisingly camp occupation'. If anyone could direct me to it, that'd be great. I grew up in Lhall when it was still a coal-mining town and slightly 'rough'. FB must have prepared frameworks for these interactions, but so much of it is done on the wing, and he invariably nails it time after time. An immense talent. Different from the Big Yin (long may he continue) and Kev.i.n B. What it is to have these three GREAT comics. We're the Brazil of stand-ups!

[@Forlogson]

The Larkhall sequence is at kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHqZe2mOptJ8kLs at around 9 mins 10 secs

[@strutherhill]

@@Forlogson Many thanks for this. Brilliant! No idea whether Lhall has the same reputation as decades ago. It may have turned into a fragrant dormitory town for Glasgow!

[@jimjamthebananaman1]

@@strutherhill it’s still rough as a badgers arse. Still full of rangers bigotry

[@strutherhill]

@@jimjamthebananaman1 Thanks for the update. Glad to see they're not allowing the old ways to die out! Even gladder that my family moved away, thoughtfully taking me with them, before I reached my teens.

[@femcelgirlfren]

you ever tried to sell a dog a lamp

[@nezbit8989]

Sharp as a razor! 👌

[@dominicjohnson8427]

I really wish frankie would tour again

[@andrewclayton2290]

Legend proper straight humour

[@Disney50Girl]

the woman at 3:19 i’m in love 😍

[@Scitch-et4vk]

Genius

[@mcdonaldthyrniang4300]

In an event of fire you'll all end up better looking

[@ado75]

In Scotland cricket is practised as a homosexual martial arts...

[@geekdiggy]

5:30 the guy sitting next to her is dutifully keeping his eyes down, lest he he become the next target.

[@MauriceTarantulas]

Ta for this👍

[@gavinlaird85]

You’re welcome

[@jonathanbrettyoung5749]

@@gavinlaird85 cheers

[@gavinlaird85]

@@jonathanbrettyoung5749 Np.

[@jamesgoodhew221]

Nobody is safe… once I somehow got called out by frankie for eating galaxy minstrels 😆

[@raerae583]

🤣🤣🤣

[@charliemedia5111]

Love Frankie Boyle As He Tells You How It Is & Fuckin Good 100% ...Priceless...Mint Upload...Ta

[@christophersturgess4064]

Great 👍🏻 😂

[@leelaird1544]

I was crying

[@andym28]

Because you look like Buster Bloodvessle?

[@azynkron]

"..or I will drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!" in Scottish is so brutal.

[@GD-qu9hr]

Frankie Boyle mind is fucking awsome

[@contemplating1015]

Hero

[@marcelo06]

That cricket one was brilliant

[@threethrushes]

Boyle gets better as he gets older.

[@India.H]

"pebble dashed vajazzle" is what killed me.

[@strutherhill]

Silkyskills85 Thanks for pinning this. I tried to change 'John Lewis' to 'department store', and hope I haven't screwed it up. Digital technology and I have been in a mutually abusive relationship for 30 years+

[@patrickryan7385]

I want to go and see him and sit at the front hoping he picks on me. He is brilliant.

[@patrickdonnelly1149]

Aye your bang on bumper

[@jamespeacock5917]

Thunder

[@joshimitsu96]

The guy you used to go out with 🤣🤣

[@tellitlikeitis4740]

It's like trying to defend yourself against a great white shark....its futile...🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

[@Konnecta-kb9gg]

I'll drive you into the ground like a fuckin tent peg 😂 this guy.

[@traviescratchcards5875]

Fuckin love this man.

[@tovemaersk]

The blond next to miss coal eyeliner is hot.

[@ashb4541]

Miss coal eyeliner is quite cute too. I don't mind a BBW myself. 😋

[@lfcwilli]

The balls of the bloke at the start, lol I’ll drive you into the ground like a tent peg is a bit rough though

[@alexw9020]

part 3

[@aaronjames2376]

5:25 she began to break frankie boyle😂😂

[@NaturalReactions]

About to put out a reaction to the clips from Part 1. This is my very first time hearing of him and seeing him! lol Stop by and check it out! :) Thanks!

[@benkata]

3:28 lolz

[@steveymoon]

Does anyone know what Frankie says at 04:08? "I'm not saying you look like a [what]"?

[@beigne70]

The guy who says he wants to be a comedian looks a lot like a young Kevin Bridges.

[@LWaddi]

I thought that too

[@joejitsu034]

Frankie is savage as fuck 😂

[@toomuchinformationforu9919]

I think a lot of these people are planted in the audience to feed the questions if not then this guy is the fastest thinker on the planet ,either way very entertaining

[@spinnact]

They're not plants, but he'll have thousands of these jokes lined up in his head. He's a professional comedian as well to be fair, so the quick wit bit isn't really a surprise.

[@SideComment24]

Planted or not, its fucking hilarious.

[@SideComment24]

TheBloodypimp lol

[@TheBloodypimp]

Shan Vanzyme juat showing him you don't even need to be a comic to fucking insult someone in a funny way for others. Especially since some people make if so fucking easy. ^_^

[@toomuchinformationforu9919]

you mean the gang rape thing is funny ? dont think Frankie will be hiring you anytime soon.

[@johnmccabe1974]

Hold on, wait a minute! I think maybe he ..... kinda complimented an audience (they didn't look like Jim Henson's workshop). It makes me feel uncomfortable.

[@RHINOWINOLUNATIC]

4.25 not a bad way to go...

[@dermotosullivan3065]

I love seeing him humiliate all his fans. There is a certain justice to that.

[@RF-zy2xu]

4:57 damn

[@crooke80]

Savage 🤣❤️ I fkn love u

[@jamiew1664]

I def think men are much more comfortable taking a roast from him than the women

[@trunker007]

Homosexual martial arts

[@philwright2480]

Brutal....lol

[@johnny5805]

He's going to snap and kill someone from the stage one day.

[@cliffy827]

He sounds like Scrooge McDuck.

[@pip-pip5029]

Voice actor also from Glasgow

[@bonebreaker9103]

6:45

[@toppatoppa5236]

Necton points

[@spyridonkaprinis]

3:30

[@aeris2001]

That BBW is so THICC

[@Morrisseyyy]

I was sat creasing when he called the boy a ghoul hahahahah fuck me

[@standel178]

The bbw at 04:12 is stunning....

[@ArmyJames]

If you say so, I guess.

[@hehehehehehahahahahahehehe1408]

@@TheGrumpyGuide your imagination runs wild but i guess i agree🙂

[@christophercharlesonelifetime]

If she sat on you.... You would definitely be stunned...

[@mrwheels1]

Have to be a certain level of a problem talk to you soon

[@garethboyd8580]

Is the wee man who wants to be a stand up comedian Kevin Bridges??

[@andym28]

You look like that kid from American Dad.

[@sheldon19872011]

It so so out of context