I love it when he laughs at his own insults, like he just can't help himself
@gordonm70386 жыл бұрын
Ian Loynds Insults are the wise man's compliment. Being called a lazy cunt or fat fuck is better than being called a "top bloke or some other fake ego-boost.
@lloydyherbal6 жыл бұрын
Gordon M great comment, you`re a top guy...thumbs up mate
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@gordonm7038 also a more honest way of speaking imo.
@r20-v1q3 жыл бұрын
Whats the point joking about if you cant laugh at your own
@Darthyoof3 жыл бұрын
@@lloydyherbal there’s a literal thumbs up button , bit late but I’m a prick so
@danyullowe2956 жыл бұрын
Bearded frankie is so much darker 😂😂😂
@threethrushes6 жыл бұрын
The older he gets, the more bitter, darker, and cynical he is becoming. He will do his finest work in his 50s or 60s.
@davecrupel28175 жыл бұрын
@@threethrushes and i can NOT wait!
@weirdskyreallyweird.55195 жыл бұрын
@@threethrushes he'll go through the Carlin transformation.
@Revolver19814 жыл бұрын
@@threethrushes No actually he's nowhere near as brutal as he used to be. He's been touring recently and he doesn't really pick on audience members anymore unless they heckle him.
@davidwoodward95283 жыл бұрын
That's his Lord of the Rings beard. Now I think of it, he's been known to threaten quite a few rings.
@ATY6762 жыл бұрын
'I'll drive you into the ground like a f-ing tent peg' is now a regular threat I give my staff.
@andym282 жыл бұрын
If you are a scout leader mate I'd by terrified.
@bleu_rae6 жыл бұрын
“A fan of pilots..... Ooo there’s a few of them!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davecrupel28175 жыл бұрын
Ey shut the fuck up. I can handle this little boy! Probably shouldnta said that. XD
@uah93 жыл бұрын
Right, shut the fuck up now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@honjarrison71153 жыл бұрын
Saw him on his last tour. Have never been so glad NOT to be at the front!!! Nobody does it better than Frankie.
@robskyd Жыл бұрын
We've just bought tickets to his Manchester show later this year and had the chance to sit on the front. We opted for row H !!
@oddities-whatnot6 жыл бұрын
He is very quick, very sharp. Fantastic fun to watch
@HansNo237offi6 жыл бұрын
"Couldn't look gayer if you were stepping through a field of corn, wearing a sun bonnet and licking a lolley pop."
@TheGrumpyGuide5 жыл бұрын
"Cricket is fucking practiced in Scotland as a homosexual martial art" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Nose023 жыл бұрын
“In the event of a fire, you will all end up better looking”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shlooky16 жыл бұрын
I died at 3:30.. best joke combined with the best heckler put-down :)))
@andrewdelaney14486 жыл бұрын
Wish there was a part 3 these are great
@rick_fortune6 жыл бұрын
Front 2 or 3 rows at Frankie Boyle show? You should get danger money :D
@Salamander69695 жыл бұрын
Been on the front row. It's an experience
@davidwoodward95283 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure which is worse; the abuse that you'd get at a Frankie Boyle show, or the life of abuse that leads you TO a Frankie Boyle show.
@IWTBF5 жыл бұрын
“I’ll abuse you so bad, you’ll think I’m one of the family” 😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻
@DIFFIEH5 жыл бұрын
Friend*
@ericsonofjohn93845 жыл бұрын
You had one job.
@BuzzaB776 жыл бұрын
"ya fuckin' GHOUL!"
@tartanguy87146 жыл бұрын
There's just an aura of "aw fuck" whenever he turns his gaze on people isn't there...
@ArmyJames5 ай бұрын
If I went to a Frankie Boyle show, I would make sure to sit right next to the exit, so I could immediately bail out if he turned his wrath on me.
@themightykenwynejones73536 жыл бұрын
The video I've been waiting for
@Ron.S.3 жыл бұрын
The last part with the plumber convinced me that he’s actually not a psychopath but the usual compassionate Scot
@davidwoodward95283 жыл бұрын
That plumber though, clearly a menace to society.
@alexnorman49196 ай бұрын
I was feeling down a little but Frankie's brilliant line at 03:03 cheered me up no end.. LoL.
@PeopleAdverts6 жыл бұрын
Love Frankie, genius.
@LauritZenc6 жыл бұрын
What's your story, wee man?
@iracingrookie33015 жыл бұрын
Frankie's the only comedian in the world that tickets on the front row sell last
@shamus25036 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@scottdj19826 жыл бұрын
Crotchless shell suit 😂😂😂
@jamesclark32933 жыл бұрын
He’s brutally good, some boy
@Cooz-h1l6 жыл бұрын
This man's quick wit is not to be fucked with
@henderson0236 жыл бұрын
"What's your real fucking plan, man, and make it fucking convincing this time...or I'll drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!"
@Paris.Kalachnikov4 жыл бұрын
This man is an intellectual giant
@fuhrernithin27246 жыл бұрын
0:55 that's the most psychotic laugh i have ever heard. :D
@HoLd_My_Beer_Thanks3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr on speed! 🤣 - absolutely brilliaaaant! 👏👏👏👏👏
@cullyx29133 жыл бұрын
Frankie Genius
@m.t123alright66 жыл бұрын
Part three plz
@PatrickMersinger5 жыл бұрын
I liked the interior designer lady. I think she had him a bit flustered
@kennethhewish24553 жыл бұрын
God he's brutal Frankie! He's class.
@dashthehero1924 жыл бұрын
i feel like the beard is a symbol of him giving up and saying whatever he wants.
@hiramabiff2252 жыл бұрын
"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more" 🤣
@aidanrawlinson61774 жыл бұрын
Is it just me that wants to sit in the front row just to see what he comes up with
@Darthyoof3 жыл бұрын
I notice there are some inconsistencies with how you designed your face, is the greatest put down ever imo
@Oomze6 жыл бұрын
He absolutely wrecked that woman gg
@robertmcgarr4396 жыл бұрын
ruthless!!! but so funny if you're not at the end of his razor sharp humour.
6 жыл бұрын
Legend
@orfeofarina27236 жыл бұрын
5:09 most diabolic laugh ever hahahahaha
@Doncorleone443 жыл бұрын
I really wish frankie would tour again
@strutherhill3 жыл бұрын
Silkyskills85 Thanks for pinning this. I tried to change 'John Lewis' to 'department store', and hope I haven't screwed it up. Digital technology and I have been in a mutually abusive relationship for 30 years+
@fattheocomedy81946 жыл бұрын
My hero
@MauriceTarantulas4 жыл бұрын
Ta for this👍
@gavinlaird854 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome
@jonathanbrettyoung57493 жыл бұрын
@@gavinlaird85 cheers
@gavinlaird853 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanbrettyoung5749 Np.
@andrewclayton22907 ай бұрын
Legend proper straight humour
@India.H2 жыл бұрын
"pebble dashed vajazzle" is what killed me.
@strutherhill3 жыл бұрын
There is another segment I can't find where two guys confess they're from Larkhall (roars from the audience) and one of them also admits he works at John Lewis in 'soft furnishings', to which FB comments, 'a surprisingly camp occupation'. If anyone could direct me to it, that'd be great. I grew up in Lhall when it was still a coal-mining town and slightly 'rough'. FB must have prepared frameworks for these interactions, but so much of it is done on the wing, and he invariably nails it time after time. An immense talent. Different from the Big Yin (long may he continue) and Kev.i.n B. What it is to have these three GREAT comics. We're the Brazil of stand-ups!
@Forlogson2 жыл бұрын
The Larkhall sequence is at kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHqZe2mOptJ8kLs at around 9 mins 10 secs
@strutherhill2 жыл бұрын
@@Forlogson Many thanks for this. Brilliant! No idea whether Lhall has the same reputation as decades ago. It may have turned into a fragrant dormitory town for Glasgow!
@jimjamthebananaman12 жыл бұрын
@@strutherhill it’s still rough as a badgers arse. Still full of rangers bigotry
@strutherhill2 жыл бұрын
@@jimjamthebananaman1 Thanks for the update. Glad to see they're not allowing the old ways to die out! Even gladder that my family moved away, thoughtfully taking me with them, before I reached my teens.
@jamesgoodhew2212 жыл бұрын
Nobody is safe… once I somehow got called out by frankie for eating galaxy minstrels 😆
@raerae5832 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marcelo065 жыл бұрын
That cricket one was brilliant
@steveymoon2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what Frankie says at 04:08? "I'm not saying you look like a [what]"?
@azynkron2 жыл бұрын
"..or I will drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!" in Scottish is so brutal.
@Scitch-et4vk3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@thundercronjr6 жыл бұрын
5:39 Best part.
@BarackObamaJedi6 жыл бұрын
I think you're mistaken sir, it's actually 5:19
@nezbit89895 жыл бұрын
Sharp as a razor! 👌
@femcelgirlfren5 жыл бұрын
you ever tried to sell a dog a lamp
@joshimitsu962 жыл бұрын
The guy you used to go out with 🤣🤣
@mcdonaldthyrniang43006 жыл бұрын
In an event of fire you'll all end up better looking
@tellitlikeitis47403 жыл бұрын
It's like trying to defend yourself against a great white shark....its futile...🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈
@Disney50Girl6 жыл бұрын
the woman at 3:19 i’m in love 😍
@maded1988Ай бұрын
She is a milf now
@geekdiggy3 жыл бұрын
5:30 the guy sitting next to her is dutifully keeping his eyes down, lest he he become the next target.
@itsinthetreesitscoming74313 ай бұрын
"Drive you into the ground like a tent peg". So Frankie has read London Fields then....
@GD-qu9hr6 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle mind is fucking awsome
@christophersturgess40642 жыл бұрын
Great 👍🏻 😂
@charliemedia51116 жыл бұрын
Love Frankie Boyle As He Tells You How It Is & Fuckin Good 100% ...Priceless...Mint Upload...Ta
@Konnecta-kb9gg5 жыл бұрын
I'll drive you into the ground like a fuckin tent peg 😂 this guy.
@NaturalReactions4 жыл бұрын
About to put out a reaction to the clips from Part 1. This is my very first time hearing of him and seeing him! lol Stop by and check it out! :) Thanks!
@traviescratchcards58756 жыл бұрын
Fuckin love this man.
@stevecostello42785 ай бұрын
He might be crude but he's as sharp as a tack.
@patrickryan73853 жыл бұрын
I want to go and see him and sit at the front hoping he picks on me. He is brilliant.
@leelaird15445 жыл бұрын
I was crying
@andym283 жыл бұрын
Because you look like Buster Bloodvessle?
@threethrushes4 жыл бұрын
Boyle gets better as he gets older.
@ado755 жыл бұрын
In Scotland cricket is practised as a homosexual martial arts...
@patrickdonnelly11492 жыл бұрын
Aye your bang on bumper
@jamespeacock59173 жыл бұрын
Thunder
@aaronjames23763 жыл бұрын
5:25 she began to break frankie boyle😂😂
@alexw90206 жыл бұрын
part 3
@contemplating10156 жыл бұрын
Hero
@Darthyoof3 жыл бұрын
The balls of the bloke at the start, lol I’ll drive you into the ground like a tent peg is a bit rough though
@benkata3 жыл бұрын
3:28 lolz
@beigne702 жыл бұрын
The guy who says he wants to be a comedian looks a lot like a young Kevin Bridges.
@LeeWaddi2 жыл бұрын
I thought that too
@tovemaersk5 жыл бұрын
The blond next to miss coal eyeliner is hot.
@ashb45414 жыл бұрын
Miss coal eyeliner is quite cute too. I don't mind a BBW myself. 😋
@standel1786 жыл бұрын
The bbw at 04:12 is stunning....
@ArmyJames5 жыл бұрын
If you say so, I guess.
@hehehehehehahahahahahehehe14084 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrumpyGuide your imagination runs wild but i guess i agree🙂
@christophercharlesonelifetime2 жыл бұрын
If she sat on you.... You would definitely be stunned...
@dermotosullivan30653 жыл бұрын
I love seeing him humiliate all his fans. There is a certain justice to that.
@johnmccabe19745 жыл бұрын
Hold on, wait a minute! I think maybe he ..... kinda complimented an audience (they didn't look like Jim Henson's workshop). It makes me feel uncomfortable.
@joejitsu0346 жыл бұрын
Frankie is savage as fuck 😂
@Morrisseyyy5 жыл бұрын
I was sat creasing when he called the boy a ghoul hahahahah fuck me
@mrwheels12 жыл бұрын
Have to be a certain level of a problem talk to you soon
@RF-zy2xu6 жыл бұрын
4:57 damn
@toomuchinformationforu99196 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of these people are planted in the audience to feed the questions if not then this guy is the fastest thinker on the planet ,either way very entertaining
@spinnact6 жыл бұрын
They're not plants, but he'll have thousands of these jokes lined up in his head. He's a professional comedian as well to be fair, so the quick wit bit isn't really a surprise.
@SideComment246 жыл бұрын
Planted or not, its fucking hilarious.
@SideComment246 жыл бұрын
TheBloodypimp lol
@TheBloodypimp6 жыл бұрын
Shan Vanzyme juat showing him you don't even need to be a comic to fucking insult someone in a funny way for others. Especially since some people make if so fucking easy. ^_^
@toomuchinformationforu99196 жыл бұрын
you mean the gang rape thing is funny ? dont think Frankie will be hiring you anytime soon.
@RHINOWINOLUNATIC2 жыл бұрын
4.25 not a bad way to go...
@bonebreaker91032 жыл бұрын
6:45
@crooke803 жыл бұрын
Savage 🤣❤️ I fkn love u
@johnny58055 жыл бұрын
He's going to snap and kill someone from the stage one day.
@jamiew16644 жыл бұрын
I def think men are much more comfortable taking a roast from him than the women
@barrysmith46742 жыл бұрын
Is that kid a young Kevin Bridges
@trunker0076 жыл бұрын
Homosexual martial arts
@garethboyd85803 жыл бұрын
Is the wee man who wants to be a stand up comedian Kevin Bridges??
@andym283 жыл бұрын
You look like that kid from American Dad.
@SuperDeadknife6 жыл бұрын
00:36 is that Kevin bridges?
@konradvondusseldorf78415 жыл бұрын
Thats what I thought.
@Eliteerin4 жыл бұрын
Looks a little bit like him
@screenmagazine81354 жыл бұрын
0:29 less do we know that was a young kevin bridges