Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Mock The Week:Too Hot For TV 3

[@matthazel5843]

"It was nice to spend time with my family this year.....And Harry." That aged beautifully

[@glossy3651]

I love how Frankie makes all the other comedians feel so uncomfortable, gold.

[@mattykeel8521]

Russel Howard always loves it 😂

[@zarrow50]

Yes, the others are all anti Brexit , anti Tory etc

[@aonghasmacaghobhainn2322]

he literaly doesn't but go off i guess

[@patrickbyrne5070]

@@mattykeel8521Howard’s tiny dk wishes it had the aggravated assault charge worth half a joke Frankie thought up on the shitter

[@patrickbyrne5070]

@@zarrow50Boyle is a straight up socialist. Because he’s a real one. Do you use your ears? Or should I cut them off too u cnt

[@aworldofpureimagination914]

Nobody has ever so consistently been hilarious and got so many rounds of applause when he was there or since he left.

[@crawford1083]

So brilliant. So sharp. And became so unfunny and lefty and pathetic!

[@euancohen]

He was always left you mug

[@kentuckyfriedcommunist9496]

@@euancohen I think you misread the comment

[@barath4545]

@@crawford1083 His monologues in his new show is still the same old Frankie, just ffwd over the rest of the comedians, except for Miles Jupp.

[@crawford1083]

@@barath4545 Shall check it. I do like Miles Jupp!

[@garethjenkins6273]

The funniest comedian ever. His descriptions of people he was taking the piss out of were both bitingly funny and accurate. He once described Michael Gove as looking like a witch's spell to turn a boy into a snail that had stopped halfway through.

[@eldub4124]

nigel farage described as a frog trying to push itself out a scrotum face first 😂

[@clothilde1623]

Yeah his descriptions are so creative, hilarious and weirdly spot on! I remember when he said Boris Johnson “looks like something you keep your pyjamas in”, I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe 😂

[@garyconyers-davies5781]

or Ann Widdicome as, "a homophobic human mud slide".

[@brownsparlour9813]

😂😂

[@happybee7725]

Definitely! My favourite comedian by far. I’m scottish so I’m maybe a wee bit bias. I liked the one were he said the queen was so old her p€$sy was haunted.😂 I mean wtf?🤷😂

[@debatabletruths6687]

Frankie could carry this show all by himself.

[@althalus3267]

frankie WAS the show IMO.

[@garethjenkins6273]

Could and did carry the show. The show was garbage after he left.

[@barath4545]

@@garethjenkins6273 Naah, it was just more polite, but Ed Byrne and Dara's ping pong, Russell growing into a pretty funny guy and Milton Jones were pretty funny. But yeah it lost it's superedge when he left. It's kinda like Metallica before and after 1986, still good but not great.

[@juki6377]

yeah but frankie's show all by himself is so painful to watch, s'pose it isnt comedy while this is

[@KegOfMeat]

@@barath4545Ed Byrne and Russell Howard are the definition of unfunny.

[@Mike_5]

Frankie Boyle's laugh is the best bit sort of sinister and disturbing at the same time

[@mitchellrayner2110]

The Queens medical issues is iconic, Russell’s reaction is top tier

[@jamesmacrae5748]

Indeed, that one very nearly made me piss and shit myself i lol'ed so hard!

[@yvettefiddes2502]

My favourite too, it's Russell that's makes it 10 times funnier!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@barath4545]

Yeah the original cut is longer and the sheer reaction from the others is GOLD. Like Hugh just stands there and smiles and just gives UP following THAT :) And Russell is just in tears :)

[@espenbaklid3178]

4:07 "He's safe for as long as his boat can outrun Gary Glitter's submarine" I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS JOKE FOR YEARS, FINALLY FOUND IT! THANKS!

[@bitzibaerlie]

I have watched a bunch of Frankie Boyle Mock The Week compilations over the years, but this one actually has some jokes I did not know yet.

[@hairblairbunch]

I agree with everyone who says they miss Frankie on Mock the Week. It was one of my favourite shows in the 2000s when he was on it and this was mostly due to him. It's weird to imagine though, that the difference in time between now and 2005-2009 (when he was on the show) is like it being the summer of 2002 and us looking back to a show that was on in the late 1980s.

[@barath4545]

Yeah but humor (bar the politicians in charge etc) is often timeless. Some of the best humor for me is still Yes Minister and YPM from 1980-1986 - Bloody brilliant humor! And IDK if you can remember that, but my late 1990s was Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Blackadder (last 2 seasons) and later Coupling - God damn so much good stuff!

[@fingersTitan]

@@barath4545 That newspaper sketch still holds up from Yes Minister. Genius.

[@Leafsgobrrrrr]

That princess Anne joke is amazing once I realized she was a really good equestrian

[@vangroover1903]

But almost pathetically amateur if you already knew that.

[@GK-il3fn]

‘Stay away from my daughter - she gave me crabs’ had me in stitches

[@Brooface]

“It’s not going to be a struggle pushing it out at 67 though, is it? That baby’s going to have spent the last three months bungee jumping.” Gold

[@77Walsh]

i soo miss frankie on Mock the week, it's no where near as good without him

[@wavell14]

he's about as funny as cancer nowadays

[@maddi5109]

He’ll have had more laughs than corona ever could have still

[@althalus3267]

@@wavell14 I've got arse cancer but I still find him funnier. Stop commenting on things you know fuck all about.

[@sma7530]

I've been abroad for ten years, has he tamed his stuff down now ?

[@kawaiilotus]

Thank fuck he's been replaced by a new pasteurised skim milk version then.

[@mchandsome1]

Frankie never failed to make me laugh so hard.

[@EatMyFist777]

"An arsehole like a cigar cutter" is honestly one of the greatest similies I've ever heard. Also, the cities-on-hydraulic-legs is a real concept created by Archigram; Frankie probably knows this due to his background in architecture, much like myself.

[@oludotunjohnshowemimo434]

Shows how well Frankie prepared his jokes beforehand. I watched Mock The Week because of Frankie as his jokes were so funny, it got the other comedians laughing hysterically and will be hard to follow up on.

[@corey1846]

"Garry Glitter's submarine" XD

[@jesmarina]

He is just so sharp..........and he just doesn't care what people think. I love it.

[@jacksonbow2766]

Him going back to the BBC has made him care, he has gone woke so not as funny now.

[@jacksonbow2766]

@@BanachSpaceTheorist Excellent👍🤣

[@jacksonbow2766]

@@BanachSpaceTheorist Good. I do not want to catch the wokey virus. Take care buddy.

[@jimmynich4791]

​@@jacksonbow2766 I just went to one of his shows, he was brutal but I don't think it was recorded.

[@paulharris2331]

@jacksonbow2766 I can guarantee you have no idea what that means. I don't like cancel culture and all that shit but I've yet to meet someone who calls something or someone woke and can actually give it a definition beyond something they just don't like.

[@samwarrender7171]

I love the fact that he doesn’t care what people think of him

[@Michael-rr8ez]

It's a boy, & he's been swimming 😂😂

[@williamdonnelly895]

🤣 👌😂

[@temphold1]

I like the way the other comedians just watch and think "wish I was that daring, creative and funny"

[@liquidsnail7305]

2:00 The flow of that joke was too smooth. Shame it didn't get more laughs

[@ThiefOfNavarre]

ikr, rehearsed but brilliantly delivered

[@napoleonbonerfarte6739]

Of course rehearsed, but I don't think the other comics know what he's going to say. Improv is basically chance but when it hits it's easily twice as funny.

[@geraldinerice5371]

He hits the nail on the head every time. The others dont try because they know they dont got it.

[@cjscrubs]

"Pornography in my case Dara!" LMFAO

[@ListerLanius]

I keep coming back to watch these same videos every few days and I don't think I will be stopping anytime soon either 😅

[@leewylie1832]

There's no way this kind of TV would ever get past the censors nowadays. Frankie was on another level on this show.

[@bamleith3095]

It never did that's why it's called too hot for tv

[@minto420]

Mongo

[@SkarrGaming]

@@bamleith3095 Except it was on TV at one point. I'm pretty sure they were getting quite a lot of complaints so they couldn't let him carry on the way he was so he ended up leaving. The joke about the Queen's haunted pussy even made it on to the news they were making that big a deal of it.

[@barath4545]

@@bamleith3095 I would worship a statue of the guys that kept this footage around though!

[@JayG666]

Don't forget F. Boyle was a school teacher . . .

[@lindseymckirdy1830]

He’s brilliant live no holds barred

[@craig1538]

"Mashed potatoes?" "No, they're fried!" Classic.

[@dpa7175]

I haven't watched this show since Frankie left. Love to see ratings now compared to when he was on it!!

[@monkchips]

I honestly think that every time I listen to Frankie I belly laugh. Nobody makes me laugh like him. 😂😂😂

[@comicstripgamer1591]

As much as I love Frankie Boyle. On this show he was the Lee Hurst of 'They Think Its All Over', he dominated it so much others had to wait their turn too much

[@ThiefOfNavarre]

Seeing Gina crack up despite the fact that she knows the script shows you just how funny he is

[@briarios666]

Thing is Frankie got away from going off script alot before he got sacked

[@c0222]

@@briarios666 I don't think he was sacked, he just stopped going cause they never let him talk about stuff he wanted to.

[@barath4545]

@@c0222 Yeah he 100% left on his own decision.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Frankie you were magnificent ya bahstad! Kept the lights on over at that show just by yourself.

[@scsutton1]

That double booking/Simply Red joke is genius.

[@paulburchell1762]

He's just fucking hilarious

[@SimonHill-gz8fq]

5:20 Frankie is so direct with his jokes it's laugh out loud every time 🤣

[@AboutMMA_]

12:11 has a whole new layer to it now

[@DeanMoxley87]

We’ve always know Harry was James Hewitts son. Google it

[@LuminalSpoon]

I mean it wasn't a shock let's be honest

[@TimesFM4532]

he sounds genuinely outraged about them pastries😂

[@Dave-hk4rd]

Love the bluntness of his comedy 🤣 pushing the barriers what a guy respect I fucking think he's brilliant 👏 👌 😀 👍

[@lordnihilus4845]

0:46 that little laugh

[@BigboyRoy100]

Had this pop-up on the homepage recommendations, big Frankie fan back when he was in his prime years, channel name killed me laughing LOL

[@tumshiewhacker4498]

Frankie Boyle ......stone cold killer comedian

[@alexevansuk]

Dara is slowly handling the PTSD

[@brendanoneill6267]

Franky is the G.O.A.T!

[@sabriya7647]

💯💯💯💯

[@tramlad2]

When Frankie ruled the world, he seems a bit mellow and angry now rather than outragious and dangerous, he is too good for telly

[@Musika1321]

Frankie carried this show.

[@2403zachariah]

Been looking for his barista joke in his monologue. Saw it on tv and cant find it

[@stevielambert8262]

I love how uncomfortable some of the others look at Frankies comments.

[@bitzibaerlie]

Dara has the best reactions, in my opinion. I love when he is physically flinching. Shame this video cut out his reaction to Frankie's cigar cutter line.

[@garethbain9125]

Shappi looked terrified...

[@vangroover1903]

@@garethbain9125 I always thought she looked Bored and Disgusted.

[@lorrainejohnson3895]

He's my guilty pleasure 🥰

[@mitchellfagan7701]

This man is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kezzaman]

keep the laughs and reactions in

[@OneLifeTime.x]

You noticed the Up In Arms.....direct eye contact to Russel Howard.... And the Salute back to Frankie. Its really a strange world. Mm

[@markmonaghan2309]

Thank you I needed that

[@alexogierman4873]

He is brilliant and a gent.

[@MegaDeansy]

'That baby's gonna spend the last 3 months bungee-jumping !' - and that was my screen splashed with a mouthful of single malt whisky !

[@somegirl558]

"This dish is not saulty enough. So I am going to fuck it." RIP my normal common mind that was destroyed by Frankie's humour forever. 14:09 🤣

[@historyben7122]

Fantastic, thanks for uploading

[@rickpritchard9520]

You can tell alot of the other comedians hated him bascially for being funnier than them.

[@passingcars2022]

Probably deliberate. But I like how your name the other way round is "prick dick" 😅

[@LaneyStudios5]

Frankie is very funny and was my favourite from the show, his career as a writer before taking up stand up helped him, he was a very dominating presence on the show though, I think it is an unwritten rule that you should give the others panelists time to do their own joke and Frankie would steal the limelight a lot

[@lukethefluke7]

12:20 kills me everytime.

[@kennnnys]

always

[@craigevans2445]

Some people don't like him.... basically they can't handle his level of joke and wit....he always hits his target's as soon as he opens his mouth...I personally find him hilarious...🙌🔥

[@ginge641]

Yes, the only reason someone could not like Frankie is because he's just too funny for them.

[@vangroover1903]

Some people don't like him beause his jokes are so lowbrow, obvious, and simple outrage bait. His hardcore fans are mostly lower and lesser males: simple, slow, and angry. I like him, but I like him more when he tells jokes, not just says outrageous crap, even though his little smile when he does is adorable.

[@vangroover1903]

@@ginge641 Well said. His hardcore fans are mostly simple, slow, and angry

[@laserpanda94]

I tried handling his level of joke and wit but couldn't handle it. It was too jokey and witty to handle. He just opened his mouth, hit his target and I completely lost my grip on his joke and wit. Basically it was beyond handleability. It's the only reason I don't like him.

[@michaelharrison3602]

What East London really needs is a world class dressage centre

[@barkebaat]

5:20 - Shappi Khorsandi's looking right miserable during these clips...

[@graemesmith2742]

You have to love Frankie, just to[ shelf humour all the way

[@Ben-ko5hz]

He's just tuned in 😂😂😂😂

[@paddywalsh247]

Class, keep uploading it please 🤙🏻

[@williammcguire6316]

So miss Frankie brilliant

[@Darkstar263]

"It's like Sex Tetris fitting into a cell these days" 😂

[@boobsthechemist2067]

He’s absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂👍

[@paulmaher2392]

Legend

[@MrWalbudri]

Top class frankie

[@dabratt3635]

Legend !

[@mrsenstitz]

FRANKIE, baby, I love you.

[@martinfolan1612]

frankie boyle is a brilliant comedian

[@daves6394]

with the greatest irony. just after frankie complains about too much betting the video gets interrupted by an advert ..for a gambling company

[@dylanfrazer4429]

U know hes hilarious when the audience start laughing while he's walking to the microphone. They know to expect something funny

[@thezanzibarbarian5729]

_"I am now so old, that my pu55y is now haunted."_ Probably the funniest line ever heard on any TV show ;-))...

[@strokenumber3]

King Frankie.

[@TheQuestionIsInTheAnswer]

3.24 Russell looks like shaggy

[@mmelling4410]

He's just the best

[@charliecroker6445]

There is only one Frankie Boyle , the only one who is satcrical

[@ShortMan_123]

Interestingly, my driving instructor did actually joke about me running over his ex wife once.

[@aaronroe4127]

Definitely passed but should of failed 😂

[@JayG666]

"Level two!"

[@24lled41]

How we all miss him, razor sharp wit. He was one of the best. Sadly missed but never forgotten. Frankie Boyle RIP.

[@bbmm3811]

haha had me worried for a sec

[@jamesw6rmjmillington50]

Didn’t want that to end

[@thesamplemotion]

"bio-terrorists' annual disco" fucking perfect

[@zapkvr]

He was right about Barry Gibb

[@rterminatu]

Frankie seemed happier back then. Hope I'm wrong.

[@cptmaj]

Officer Dibble , Ive got aids. Top Cat.

[@scottchegg1209]

Outstanding. A grumpy young man. I love the apathy.

[@Darkstar263]

"This dish requires a little extra salt...so I'm going to fuck it." 😂

[@JK_Clark]

Frankie was Mock the Week, just as 8OO10C was Sean Lock.

[@pauledwards8275]

Di ,I'm still here for you.

[@stephjane9073]

Absolutely class so fucking funny

[@top_banananaplays]

Love your channel name

[@Hexabysmal]

Never misses.

[@krisirk]

Dude jokes like a desk of cards against humanity

[@kanedaku]

Oi Princess Diana Sat Nav; what was the last thing going through Di's mind? The steering wheel.

[@melaniekendall4903]

That's a horrible thing to say. How would you feel if your mum was killed?

[@kanedaku]

@@melaniekendall4903 do you know, I would have been annoyed my grandparents had it done in a tunnel. They could have done it with poison so it could have been an open casket funeral.

[@lyons7711]

Need the reaction after the joke at 17:49 needs to be included. I can't find it!!

[@TheSuperjoffen]

cant believe how tame everyone else was

[@mr.forbes7300]

“Why are porn actors so worked out, I don’t give a fuck what they look like”