If Apps Were People

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Weather Was People" next! 👉 infj.me/3Y9w2uE ⚠ATTENTION: if you receive a comment from someone with my profile picture and name asking you to contact/text/DM them, IT IS NOT ME. I will NEVER ask you to contact me. I hate talking to people 🤗🧡

[@D1amondz7]

Aggred

[@charliebrown9392]

I hate talking to people to

[@tong7290]

I received one of those once, thanks for the warning.

[@officialbeefy]

Never before have I agreed more with any statement (“i hate talking to people”)

[@burnyizland]

I get those a lot and report them every time. I never for a moment thought it was you wanting to talk to me! Don't people know who you are?? ;)~

[@trinaq]

The Tinder family must really like dating a lot, there's too many of them to keep track of! 😂🤣

[@superidol821]

YEAH- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FrankJames]

they probably killed chuck in a fit of jealous rage

[@ACrazyCrazyGirl]

I was waiting so much for Tinder as an app to show up too 😅

[@trinaq]

All of these portrayals were accurate, especially Worldle's irrelevance, and Duolingo constantly judging you for missing a day in your streak!

[@gandalf_thegrey]

3/7 for Duo Not enough kidnapping of family members

[@swan_flute12]

I fell asleep before I could extend my streak last night and the next thing I knew Duolingo was yelling at me to replace the streak freeze I just used

[@maskedmallard537]

I fuckin hated when I was in the middle of a lesson and just before I finished it, midnight rolled around and the first thing I see after the congratulations for finishing a lesson faster than 99.99999999% of people on Duolingo is that I had to replace the steak freeze I just burned. 🤬

[@matthewboire6843]

That owl doesn’t care if you’re dead, if your ghost can learn better than your living body, that owl will kill without hesitation.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Can we just appreciate how this one man plays 16 different people so perfectly?…

[@melisaarteaga3110]

Agreed! 😎👌🏻

[@deathmeter7243]

its 16 diffrent people -_- idiot.

[@luiiiandmovieee]

Yeah true, but it's not about the 16 personalities in this video though

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I can, but he's no Tom Kenny.

[@jcoolguy1548]

​@@Gr3nadgr3gory or Seth MacFarlane

[@nataliegivan8726]

My theory was that the Duolingo Owl killed him for missing a lesson. “Spanish or vanish”. These keep getting better 😂

[@FrankJames]

lol oh man i should have thought of that

[@ritasallai152]

That is why I did not start the spanish course

[@soulless_jake540]

That's why I learn finnish

[@brodiedoesthings]

that is the soul reason why i learn french

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

@@soulless_jake540finnish or i will "finish" you

[@ENFP7w8capranica]

Frank. What the heck. 🤣This was gold. Honestly, I would be extremely scared if anyone went through my notes app. Even the notes app itself. Nothing is coherent. XD DUOLINGO WAS PERFECTION. OH MY WORD. THEY REALLY WERE ALL PERFECTION. GREAT WORK!!!

[@FrankJames]

thanks so much!

[@XSemperIdem5]

I wonder what I'll find on my very old first gen iPod touch notes app 😂 My old iPad had notes with just random phone numbers. I have no clue why they were there or who they belonged to but apparently they weren't worthy of being added into the actual contacts app.

[@TheCoffeeCrow]

My notes app is just passwords and really REALLY out of context quotes.

[@miraculouslyrachel]

​@@TheCoffeeCrowFandango

[@adweetiyamohapatra7326]

I also use notes to write random things when there is no internet. "Capitalist flavored socialist party" ,"Salt with a pinch of sugar"

[@melodyconte]

For a moment I thought the Duolingo bird murdered him. That guy doesn't mess around 😆

[@Meet_The_Arsonist]

I would

[@Brickproof]

Not you, we are dealing with new one, but Everyone knows that old one more brutal​@@Meet_The_Arsonist

[@matthewboire6843]

Wouldn’t be surprised, at all

[@Calamity133]

"I hope this hike is just to the fridge and back or it will ACTUALLY kill him." The health app is in fact relatable.

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

Sadly, same…

[@PhantoMace2012]

As someone who is addicted to the Notes app on his phone, that "Notes, you know his mind better than anyone else" was WAY too real. Shopping lists, to-do's, random thoughts, personal diary, deepest secrets. It's all there for me.

[@Musicgeek475]

The part about unsolicited photos killed me. 🤣🤣🤣 Your phone thinks it knows so much, but it’s painfully unaware of breakups and life changes, and can be so random.

[@carmelafernando7823]

Measure app gleefully whipping out the measuring tape right after, "He's dead!" is priceless.

[@subconvextheobezoar]

gotta know what size casket to order

[@TheStinkMarketUpdate]

This is one of the best ones yet, I was going to look through the "If Things Were People" Playlist and when I saw this, I got instantly excited, it was definitely worth the excitement. This man never runs out of ideas

[@angelicanavarro5311]

I loved when Duolingo said “ferme le bouche!” To Headspace😂😂😂 this one was adorable, Frank!

[@someoneinthemist]

Lol

[@AnnabethsEdits]

Same lol it was hilarious

[@StephanieJeanne]

Hahaha! That was great! I feel like the apps are always spying on me! Headspace ✌💜 Duolingo is definitely relentless if you keep notifs on. They were all so accurate, Frank! I love the ending, it was all the PS5's fault! 😂

[@TheQwuilleran]

That twist ending. I never would have guessed he was actually able to get a PS5!

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@TheQwuilleran Haha, ikr?

[@FrankJames]

haha thanks, im glad you enjoyed it!

[@HollieDaNugget]

This was rly interesting to watch I do actually wonder what my apps would think about me xD my alarm would probably be having an existential crisis thinking it’s not useful enough bc I keep putting it on snooze every day. It would be like ‘why am I still here, just to suffer’.

[@FrankJames]

every night, i can feel my leg

[@uwumarii]

My alarm would think I'm nuts because I set it at 6:00,6:15,6:30,6:45 and 7:00 am everyday just to be extra sure that I wake up on time lol

[@infernal..]

@@uwumarii me too bud. But mines 9am, 9:30, 10, 10:30 and so forth

[@SugarandSarcasm]

7:20, 7:30, 7:50, 8, 8:30…

[@lucashamilton4674]

You guys are by no means alone.

[@Seraph-m8p]

The way i cracked so hard at this 😂 this was golden, and really put a smile on my face, thank you frank 🥰✨

[@FrankJames]

glad to bring a smile to your face! 🧡

[@Seraph-m8p]

Your videos always bring a smile to my face 🥰✨

[@SuperNanadia]

This reminds me a lot of Missing movie that was playing now in theaters. Solving a mystery by means of gadgets. And this is even better, it justs neeeds one phone! Another stellar video, Frank! Can't wait to see the next one. ✨

[@FrankJames]

thanks so much!!

[@tinaperez7393]

Start small people - work up to 5-10 uninterrupted trips to the fridge and back before attempting to walk outside for any length of time.

[@qualms3083]

Such understanding of where these ‘apps’ are coming from & their ‘personalities’! The ‘interaction’ is delectable!

[@marissabulso6439]

“See? He snoozed it!” 😂😂😂 Also, the clock app opening his mouth and that horrendous noise coming out made me jump as much as the other apps did. I hate that noise. It is the sound of stress embodies. 😐 Lolol poor Headspace. How do you know us all so well, FJ?

[@isitsweet9567]

I've actually had a serious fright from my brother's alarm clock, which beeps like it's warning you about something bad.

[@hazardfree23]

Okay, didnt expect the ending, but it makes complete sense at the same time!, Brilliant work, as always!

[@beast6213]

I love how Headspace has an angelic light on him. X)

[@Lmalenezi]

1:50 my fav app🫶🏻❤

[@Superkid33]

I love the creativity you have with the videos! 👍

[@FrankJames]

i appreciate the kind words!

[@jamiegdubois]

I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at the Flappy Bird joke

[@cleverclovercreates3249]

Ok let me say that you’ve actually inspired me to start making comedy stuff cuz I don’t actually watch any comedy shows but I love these, you’re great Frank!!

[@justahumann26]

The Photos one is PAINFULLY accurate. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@holleighlordel1575]

So funny as usual! Yay women’s history month! 🎉😂

[@Ken-WillTrio]

Duolingo was adamant that he was dead because he offed him. He should have finished his streak

[@affinity266]

POV: PS5 is the only thing that can take a living man away from his phone.

[@izzythere77]

1:10 "Ferme la bouche, dude" as a French dude, this got me 😂

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

1:13 THIS IS TOO ACCURATE 1:18 OMG 😂

[@jolex_nerd8132]

1:04 "added it to the grocery list" 🤣🤣

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

This 3 minute and 23 second video was better than the entire emoji movie

[@jeonjk5763]

I was having a stressful day but thank you so much for making me laugh through this video

[@FrankJames]

You are so welcome!

[@johnson941]

I was honestly expecting Duolingo to actually have killed him. The featuring of flappy bird was hilarious.

[@britainsoderquist6248]

This might be my most favorite of all the "If Things Were People" videos, and that's saying a lot because there are a LOT of good ones in this series.

[@ShelleyFayles]

Pure gold!!! Your talent, Frank James!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@pinkpeonygirl]

Another fantastic sketch, Frank 💙 So far in my Duolingo adventure I haven't dared to miss a single day, because I just know if I miss one day I will never go back. I just suffer through it [since the update] every day. Keep going, Frank, you are doing great!

[@vijaytasinguluri]

"why is that the default alarm?" My words exactly every time I hear this from other people's phones😂

[@NyxNigh]

I needed this. It was a great laugh 😂. Thank you, as always you delivered.

[@trickshots221]

Please make a part 2, this is to good.

[@leslie6938]

Frank does it again! I love this series. He must work 24/7, the guy is prolific!

[@raspexsaurus7]

Fitness : *Dissapears from the chat*

[@TianaParker]

Ok that was seriously funny. And original. Just wow. 😂

[@FrankJames]

thanks!

[@2247.0]

i love the way all of them have papers but clock has an actual clock

[@avpaavcomics1299]

Highly unrealistic. Duolingo would hold Chuck hostage with his family if he would miss any lessons. Also, bro rizzed the whole Tinder family 😂

[@FrankJames]

lol

[@legend5831]

I'm waiting for the day "If People Were People" releases 😂

[@FrankJames]

but what if... people never become people????

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

​@@FrankJames trying to tell us those other stuff sometimes become people...?

[@enderplayer9722]

At this point you only lack vehicles as people😭

[@FrankJames]

oh its in the works

[@shimerrill967]

Wonderful idea ! 🤩

[@CynVee]

How you come up with these ideas and then land them perfectly. Very impressive 👏 👌 👍

[@boingyboop4960]

This is the best one yet! These are hilarious!

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

My favorite sketch by you.

[@tsa0809]

Duolingo sending 3000+ notifications for reminding to take the lessons is on point. My gmail is with flooded with Duo's emails 😂

[@michael_koski]

Very creative! Great job, FJ! Had me laughing with the duoingo notifs!😂 ~ Ana

[@keriyoungman7759]

Hey Frank I just wanted to say thank you for the word of the week this week - first of all the sassy pandas comment was hilarious but also the rest of it was very inspiring and helped me take a look at my life and see things completely different so thank you I appreciate it 🙏🏻💕

[@kidsarecomedians]

2:20 if I had a notes man he would be traumatized on the floor questioning his live choices

[@ginniegill1026]

"Added to the grocery list" ugh I felt that

[@nataliemoon1512]

"We are busy being stressed right now"😅

[@stuartkane9828]

This is like Inside Out for the terminally online people.

[@u_u387]

Duolingo got no chill

[@suryasaraf6229]

2:25 Is that what people use Notes for? I use it to write my stories? 😮😅

[@tabomwangelwa4150]

You put in a loooot of work. Thank you for your videos Frank.

[@citylily]

The voice memo was so well done!

[@prizzylicious]

all these videos are PURE GOLD. idk how you come up with these 😂😂

[@MattoThinks]

Amazing. Some ideas for you: - if music genres were people - if stationery were people - if times of day were people

[@MrSwirlman]

0:57 I was drinking a Dr Pepper and I actually spat out my drink at that.

[@hellmosimpson980]

Lol

[@laurachittenden6186]

I love this series! Keep them coming! I love your wittiness. My favorite part is Duolingo's incessant notifications -- it's true!

[@girlyornot123]

Each app’s mbti type- (Just guessing lol) Settings-Intj Contacts- Enfj Photos-Esfp Measure- Istp Alarm-Estj Mail- Enfp/Entp Flappy Bird- Estp Headspace- Infp Notes-Intp Calander-Entj Duolingo-Infj Health- Istj News-Esfj Messages-Isfp News-Esfj Reminders- Isfj

[@LJHYND]

I would SO watch that Airplane Cash Cab show! 😆

[@bobachan211]

I expected duolingo to say somehting like "he missed his daily spanish lesson even after i threatened his family" 😭

[@FrankJames]

LOL

[@MikeChhem]

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to this video.

[@Me-jx1mo]

3:05 the betrayal in headspace's voice

[@officialE10]

Flappy Bird showing up twice in the whole video and being the cool one 🤣

[@sara.the.muggle]

Nice 😂 Well done! Duo was amazing.

[@RestlessHarp]

This series is pure gold! 😂

[@thatmarioguy2007]

I loved the outfits for this video. Also love if “subject” were people videos👍

[@fishboyFishyFins]

I love this, please make part 2!!

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

"Flappy bird" for twitter really got me 🤣

[@strawberrymilk2987]

0:30 my class actually plays wordle everyday. We have gotten so good at we get the word on the third and sometimes even first try. My teacher jokes that one day we will all quit our jobs and become professional wordle people

[@sedemappleh9580]

"IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO FLOSS"😂

[@hannahz6418]

The Tinder family was hilarious. I love watching your videos!

[@PersonWhoseNicknamedL]

This video was simply perfect, congratulations Frank!

[@egale1873]

These are consistently hilarious, I’m astonished

[@kjack3211]

This is the best one yet!!! ❤😂

[@Flarethealphawolf]

Love ur videos there are so funny ❤

[@jocelyneke6445]

Notes and alarm cracked me up

[@gracestampfel9144]

Ah yes measure ready to measure the second that duolingo pronounces chuck dead.😂😂

[@FrankJames]

lol gotta get that coffin sized up

[@tinaperez7393]

Seriously people, you gotta floss. 😂👍

[@KarrotYT]

"We're busy being distressed right now. Do not disturb" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hynnow18]

The alarm moment! I rewatched it at least 5 times! Very true why choose the most jarring one as default…

[@chromaticribbon]

The notes app saying “Oohh” is wholesome to me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@AngelTheOfficial]

bruh the settings app as the boss was perfect 😂

[@huntingspirits]

For part 2 add the compass and many other apps

[@sophiel787]

1:30 I have that exact clock

[@theheroofchaos4322]

Reminders at 1:31 xD !!!!!!

[@rbxq]

i forgot flappy bird was there until he came back right at the end lol

[@MJAY552]

This was so hilariously accurate! I can't stop laughing

[@0hesitations]

The fact that without the editing, it's just him talking to the wall if they have any clues in there or that he's getting a lot of messages from family members.

[@naeyongkimami9452]

1:30 THISSSS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

[@DJBawnkers]

That photos one was really relatable, like i get the notification and I think i got a text and get disappointed