There Are No Little Moose by Comedian Fred Klett | Clean Comedy Live at the Riverside Theater

Your favorite Dry Bar Comedy Comedian...Live stand-up comedy bit There Are No Little Moose by Fred Klett, the brain behind the humor.
www.fredklett.com

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

One of the few comedians that I actually can rewatch the show over and over and still laugh even though I know the jokes

[@fredklett]

Amazing to hear. Thank you so much!!

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

must of been great growing up in a large family over 10 of 8.....lots of material there@@fredklett

[@Qwert12378]

Same here. Any time Fred pops up on my feed, I am going to click on it.

[@timfex8129]

I am from northern Canada and yet I could never top that moose story! My question is, is Gary still running?

[@fredklett]

I hope so. Some say they still hear his cries. Some say it's just the wind.

[@roseanneroseannadanna9651]

Of course he is or the fable doesn't live!

[@jezcoates]

Well … I live in Australia and I SWEAR Gary just went passed my house …

[@PtwibbieN09]

I can't breathe! 👏👏 😆😆😆 as a city kid, I can totally imagine this happening.

[@fredklett]

Thank you FluffyPants! City kids gotta be careful out there...

[@gviramontes6244]

Love it. The end made me laugh so hard! Thank you for the giggles.

[@fredklett]

Love to hear it, thank you!!

[@beckybrynjolfsson]

A real comedian is hilarious when the jokes and the language is clean. Learn from Fred and Dry Bar. 👍😃

[@fredklett]

Thank you very much Becky! Really appreciate the kind words.

[@MultiChubby1]

When you keep it clean you have to have real talent

[@lindalape8493]

Too funny!! Great jokes when you can picture everything!!

[@fredklett]

Love to hear it Linda!

[@beckyjacobsen5867]

You are so funny. Your delivery is great. I laugh so hard at all your videos. A great mood lifter. In the last 16 months I lost 4 family members. Mom,2 brothers and my sister so videos like this really boost me up. Thankyou

[@fredklett]

I'm very sorry for your significant losses. Humbly glad these videos can provide some laughs. More on the way Becky!!

[@beckyjacobsen5867]

@@fredklett thankyou

[@jerikeeley1361]

Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry for your terrible losses. I'm also going through a rough time and stuff like this makes life so much better 😂. It's laugh or cry, and I'd much rather laugh! You're not alone. A total stranger thought about you and cared about you today.

[@lindalape8493]

So sorry for your losses. May God comfort and strengthen you.

[@Albert12893]

Absolutely brilliant.outstanding comedy

[@fredklett]

Many many thanks! 🙌

[@mistiinseattle]

Your videos crack me up. Thanks for keeping it clean!!

[@fredklett]

Glad to hear it!

[@Bay0Wulf]

This is the type of humor at least one entire side of my family could … relate to.

[@steves7189]

Absolutely love this bit!

[@fredklett]

Thank you Steve!

[@JosephDiveley]

Lol, that was so mean ... I love it!!!!!

[@paulshelley8132]

Thanks!

[@fredklett]

You bet! Thank you Paul!

[@miztahrayeproductions2942]

This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. Ralphie May and John Pinette are watching you with glee from Heaven as they laugh euphorically.

[@fredklett]

Thank you 🙌

[@AeiSedai1976]

Omg amazing 👏 so so funny!

[@fredklett]

Thank you Sass! 🙌

[@bntaft5133]

Thanks Fred!

[@fredklett]

Thanks Berry!!

[@olindacook734]

LOVE YOU TO PIECES--GREAT CONTENT--GREAT DELIVERY--MY FAVORITE!

[@fredklett]

Wow, thank you!

[@young1939]

Boom, Gary would speed up! Now that is sadisticly funny. That's why we are all laughing. 😂😂😂

[@guywiththegreenhat5764]

I wanna make comedy like you. Funny, able to tell anywhere, and memorable.

[@fredklett]

Thank you GuyWithTheGreenHat! Get writing! 🙌

[@guywiththegreenhat5764]

@@fredklett Yes sir.

[@stevenpilling5318]

Kyle would have known what to do!

[@mikehess3479]

Just plain hilarious!

[@fredklett]

Thank you Mike!

[@BorisPerc]

Sei bravissimo, you are really good, bravo! Laughter really does prolong life my favorite stand up comic, bravo! Your full special is superb!👍👍👍

[@fredklett]

Thank you so much again Boris!

[@BorisPerc]

@@fredklett But mr. Fred that is the true. You are really superb. Thank you for all, people like you are making this world better, we need more of Fred Klett on this planet, you are really unique and sorry for my bad english, but I perfectly understand your jokes you are no. 1 and i wish you from all my hart all the best to you and your family they must be proud of you.

[@Music-lx1tf]

That's very funny. Fred should ask me about the time I had a tug of war with an elephant. That was funny too. I didn't think so until long after I cleaned all the mud off.

[@fredklett]

Sounds like the elephant won...

[@Music-lx1tf]

@@fredklett He did. BTW true story. I was on R&R from Nam. North of Bangkok at a small circus. I was up in the stands watching the show when the ringmaster came out and said he wanted 20 strong men. I was one of the guys picked and we went down to the ring. He then said we were going to have tug of war with an elephant. I was concerned. But they brought out a young elephant about 6 Ft tall. It had a harness and a thick rope. There was a pond between us . Well being young and full of Thai beer (17%) we thought we could beat it. The guy said to start pulling at the count of 3. We cheated and started at 2. We got the elephant going backwards but the Thai on the elephant just turned and with a smile full of very bad teeth said hut, hut and the baby drug us like we weren't there. I was into the pool so fast I couldn't let go.

[@marilynspets9246]

So damn funny ! You are the best story teller! I just can’t believe I have ever heard any one more entertaining. Thank you again so much do you ever perform in MA?

[@fredklett]

Thank you so much Marilyn! 🙌 Looking forward to some more live dates soon, but not a lot concrete yet!

[@marilynspets9246]

@@fredklett I watched you again and laughed as much again as if I was seeing it for the first time. I’m am glad you Are repeated on occasion so I can get a good laugh! You are amazing every time !! I just love your style!💕 E

[@ohiowalnut]

Fred, please narrate all my e books!

[@kenmartin9106]

Fred you are evil loved it funny

[@d00mg1rl]

While watching Fred, never eat or drink, because he'll make you choke lol

[@fredklett]

Breathe Doomie! Glad to have you, thank you!

[@bharatmatakijai9601]

I wait for your videos cause they're HILARIOUS!!!! Gary did all the running but I was clutching my stomach gasping...... with laughter!!!! Your dramatic delivery, the punch lines, the actions, the inflection and intonation of your voice....all combine to make the routine stupendously funny!!!!😂😂 Fan from India, I just subscribed👍🙏

[@fredklett]

Glad you enjoyed. Thank you again!!

[@lg5152]

😂😂😂!!!

[@fredklett]

🙌🙌🙌

[@superstarcat7654]

I have seen a moose live, and they make cows look small and tower over a car.

[@zarb88]

there are little moose they are called mice

[@Menyhard]

😂

[@fredklett]

🙌

[@dead2selfShema]

They should go to Wyoming to join surviving wild animal selfies. Where buffalo and bears use people for their soccer ball

[@philosopher1a]

lol

[@fredklett]

🙌

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

So, does Gary still talk to you? lol

[@sammylacks4937]

A man on his first moose hunt asked a local " where's the best place to shoot a moose? Local answered, " near a road son anywhere near a road.

[@armouredryan]

Apparently moose is singular and plural. I am glad you survived one or multiple murder horses. Come to Chicago.

[@fredklett]

Thank you. Glad we survived. Can't wait to get out and perform more!!

[@tinaklassen7267]

It is amazing how much funnier clean comedy is than the sexual crap out there.

[@genewilliams617]

The ending is just rong!!!!

[@stuartestrine1234]

Painfully unfunny.

[@thgiresimorp9004]

you must be gary under a pseudonym

[@GLRDesignsdotcom]

YOU ARE THE BEST!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!😆😂😂😂😂👍

[@fredklett]

Awesome! Thank you for all of your support GLR!

[@GLRDesignsdotcom]

​@@fredklett You are very welcome!👍😊 Your humor has brought laughter back into our home. THANK YOU, Fred!!😊