Child Discipline Isn't What It Used To Be. Fred Klett - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

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Күн бұрын

This special is Called "One OF Ten" by Fred Klett. If you enjoyed this comedy special by Fred Klett, chances are you'll enjoy our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. The App is Free to download and is available on all Android and iOS devices.

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@gwynmartin1330
@gwynmartin1330 3 жыл бұрын
"He was just THERE...." Greatest line with perfect delivery.
@amourtoujours779
@amourtoujours779 3 жыл бұрын
Because it's so true! Parents just appear, i sweatergawd!
@GAPeach58
@GAPeach58 2 жыл бұрын
My mother was like that..never a warning. She was just there.
@stupidas9466
@stupidas9466 4 жыл бұрын
One of my kids asked if i was gay. I said no, why do you ask. She said it was because i was wearing a purple shirt. I said it wasn't purple, it was maroon. She said "Well that proves it then."
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 3 жыл бұрын
Child logic strikes again!😂
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect! Your own kid....😂😂😂
@sanyaimer
@sanyaimer 3 жыл бұрын
LOL spot on 🤣🤣🤣
@Frog_Wizard801
@Frog_Wizard801 3 жыл бұрын
Your child is right haha
@ankityeshpattnaik936
@ankityeshpattnaik936 3 жыл бұрын
🤔 could someone explain it to me
@kitspics526
@kitspics526 3 ай бұрын
Clean comedy is the true test of a comedian. Fred gets an A+
@deaniemcfarland8359
@deaniemcfarland8359 2 жыл бұрын
Here I am, watching this guy again. Since my husband passed a few months ago, when I need cheering up I just watch my favorite comedian. Thanks for putting the smile on my face. Your old lady fan.
@ritakisil1669
@ritakisil1669 Жыл бұрын
My deepest condolences on the loss of your husband Deanie. I wish you comfort and wonderful memories to hold. My husband passed almost 4 years ago and I still miss him so.
@sherrycrichton6441
@sherrycrichton6441 Жыл бұрын
My sincere condolences to you both. I hope you feel their love every day.
@ritakisil1669
@ritakisil1669 Жыл бұрын
@@sherrycrichton6441 thank you very much Sherry, yes I do...and I have 3 children sharing wonderful memories of him. I'm sad though that I finally have a 7mth old grandson that will never know what a wonderful person his grandfather was. Thanks again for your kind words Sherry, God bless
@maureenmallett4889
@maureenmallett4889 Жыл бұрын
Oh My Lovely, So sorry to hear about your husband. It will take time but things will get better. Blessings.
@ritakisil1669
@ritakisil1669 Жыл бұрын
@@maureenmallett4889 I'm not sure if it's me or Deanie you're writing...thank you much. I'm getting along, and I have so many remembrances.
@arthurs4964
@arthurs4964 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: Where you goin'? Son: We already took care of it. LOL. Gangster.
@yanggang7927
@yanggang7927 4 жыл бұрын
Arthur S fukn legend
@JayHazel101
@JayHazel101 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, one of my favorites right there
@ferzinhaN
@ferzinhaN 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed my breath out😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
@diybronwynsmith263
@diybronwynsmith263 3 жыл бұрын
Right ! 🤣
@barbaragunn8303
@barbaragunn8303 3 жыл бұрын
@@yanggang7927 aà
@kyleklett4684
@kyleklett4684 4 жыл бұрын
Not often I hear my name on stage. My brother Fred is awesome. Wish he would talk about his hunting trips as a kid. Crack shot Freddy! Love ya bro.
@crystalemullen
@crystalemullen 4 жыл бұрын
Did you almost touch him often 😎🤣
@d.stevens9198
@d.stevens9198 4 жыл бұрын
Crystal Mullen Funniest comic out there. Skuuzi, WoT? Must watch comedy!!!
@Lari52289
@Lari52289 4 жыл бұрын
Your Brother doesnt do gigs often or just doesn't tell about you too often?
@dubya575
@dubya575 4 жыл бұрын
Your brother needs a Netflix special. Kudos
@fredquillen6608
@fredquillen6608 4 жыл бұрын
I think all of us FREDs are awesome.. guess thats why im a 4th...
@tayyoung8002
@tayyoung8002 2 жыл бұрын
"My dad looked at my Mom and said 'Joane, line 'em up.'" This line cracks me up every single time I watch this! I can't help but laugh at this guy's jokes.
@rogersgirl10
@rogersgirl10 Жыл бұрын
Probably the best part of his skit!
@raeelsley2984
@raeelsley2984 Жыл бұрын
Between my sister in law and I we had thirteen children ,when we got together for family dinners we would line the kids up youngest to oldest…….years later the eldest said it might have seemed a good idea but he always got leftovers because that’s what it looked like on my plate……at Xmas we make him last just for the laugh.
@highway264able
@highway264able 6 ай бұрын
Growing up we had a few “line ‘em up “ moments..😂
@carlaaustin6054
@carlaaustin6054 4 ай бұрын
But it is true. Dad said it. Line up.
@binniparis8024
@binniparis8024 9 ай бұрын
OMG! I'm 58. I grew up in orphnages - lot of kids and a bit of disfuction.. I don't remember laughing so much in my whole life. Thankyou - what a talent. Xx
@AnimalLover-dw2wu
@AnimalLover-dw2wu 4 жыл бұрын
He needs a Netflix special.
@SandShark350
@SandShark350 4 жыл бұрын
Not depraved enough for netflix
@YouTuneIt
@YouTuneIt 4 жыл бұрын
Netflix ruins most comedy, so no thanks.
@memedude8193
@memedude8193 4 жыл бұрын
CORRECT
@luckygamer_1252
@luckygamer_1252 4 жыл бұрын
YouTuneIt It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.
@luckygamer_1252
@luckygamer_1252 4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Laub It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.
@Jack-Pritchett
@Jack-Pritchett 4 жыл бұрын
I wasnt sold on this guy at first, but I actually watched this one all the way through. One of the best clean acts I have listened to.
@danielleendswell9250
@danielleendswell9250 4 жыл бұрын
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 hahaha someone doesn't have kids
@moviehitscreepyposta8985
@moviehitscreepyposta8985 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielleendswell9250 YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME AS ALL YOU WANT BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH AND YOUR RIGHT I DON'T HAVE KIDS I DON'T WANT ANY PLUS IM GLAD I DONT HAVE KIDS BECAUSE THAT WAY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND HAVE MY FREEDOM SO IF YOU GOT KIDS YOU GO HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR SELF🙃
@insanehippiehippieinsane3828
@insanehippiehippieinsane3828 4 жыл бұрын
@MOVIE HITS CREEPY PASTA Don't try to give advise on parenting if you are not a parent. One of the problems now days is that kids don't get enough discipline and are not taught that they are responsible for their actions and the way they treat others. Yes you can do want you want for now but you know nothing of the joy and rewards that come with being a parent as well the struggles and frustration that come with. The joy and rewards of being a parent far out weigh the frustration and the struggles just make the joys and rewards better. In fact I pity you for the fact that you will never know the emotional fulfillment that comes with being a parent.
@kathyo5690
@kathyo5690 4 жыл бұрын
Lockdown getting to you much?
@moviehitscreepyposta8985
@moviehitscreepyposta8985 4 жыл бұрын
@@kathyo5690 who?
@richsel23
@richsel23 2 жыл бұрын
This is what i call comedy, intelligent , clean and full of twists. I also like the way he links the stories
@pixilegault3110
@pixilegault3110 2 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed for so long and practically gave myself an asthma attack... You see, I came from a large family 5 boys and 3 girls... This was so true to form for my family.. We had a dad like this... We were terrorized too.. I have watched this guy 3 times and each time have laughed just as much as the 1st time... Thank you Fred...
@brenellhornsby6566
@brenellhornsby6566 3 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard of him. This is my first look at his performance. He is a natural. Very funny! He does need his own special!
@theantianthony
@theantianthony 3 жыл бұрын
I recommend "If Humans Were Fish".
@How44247
@How44247 3 жыл бұрын
What you're watching is his special, on drybar
@aimlovesmusic1469
@aimlovesmusic1469 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@danielyong766
@danielyong766 3 жыл бұрын
"Please don't pick me to kill", made me laugh so hard.
@ihs51
@ihs51 3 жыл бұрын
Remind me of my dear dad, who will go to the School Master beginning of year in my Primary year 5 & 6 to introduce me and gave permission for the School Master to discipline me extra should I misbehaved.
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihs51 that's not pleasent.
@musicboi1145
@musicboi1145 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t jeinx it🤣
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
That is what my husband said every day when he was a kid. My mother in law was horrible.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihs51 when was this? In schools today, here in Los Angeles California, teachers will go to jail if they hit you even loose they job if they abuse you verbally.
@annieherzig4220
@annieherzig4220 Жыл бұрын
wow, how wonderful to see a man that delivers his comedy cleanly, with dignity, gives us belly laughs, that make worries go away(even for a little while). Fred is excellent, we need more of his comedy. loved it. will share it. brings back memories for a lot of us.😂😅😂😅
@gfzfz1384
@gfzfz1384 Жыл бұрын
😁👍🏼 absolutely!!
@justflippingwork8049
@justflippingwork8049 2 жыл бұрын
This was a lot of fun. All jokes, no politics, no hot topics of the day, just good fun. Well done sir!
@JACK-wh6jl
@JACK-wh6jl 5 ай бұрын
TOTALLY AGREE 🤜🏻🤛🏻 just don't know how much "A LOT" is a piece of property. alot is much, very much-so. Lol just playin 😜
@matthewandrade1893
@matthewandrade1893 3 жыл бұрын
My brother is almost 24 and still does the almost touch whenever I visit my parents house. He's even in law school. Somethings never change 😂
@ellefit5564
@ellefit5564 3 жыл бұрын
Father : You didn’t even have an umbrella! Kyle: Yeah like it helped them! Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding. I was telling that one to MYSELF and laughing. He'great.
@corinnasmarr5672
@corinnasmarr5672 2 жыл бұрын
From a family of 8 kids, you have made me laugh! Thank you for the memories . I relate to absolutely everything you have said. Thank you
@angelavinen2881
@angelavinen2881 8 күн бұрын
I'm one of 8 too. I related to this comedy.
@BulldogBS2016
@BulldogBS2016 2 жыл бұрын
He’s got that perfect dry humor, loved this.
@jantucker9557
@jantucker9557 3 жыл бұрын
What he says about little sisters and brothers is so true. My sister is 5 years younger than me. She would do something and make me mad, so I would pinch her on the arm. She would go and tell my mom and I would get into trouble, and when I looked at her arm it was all red with fingernail marks on it. I felt bad because I didn't think I had pinched her that hard. Fifteen years later, she told me that she would go into the bedroom, and pinch herself more to make it worse, and then go show my mom. I had no idea.
@kck5454
@kck5454 3 жыл бұрын
Smart sister you had. I had only one. She was number 9 so she was too young to goof us up until she caught on, about age 17.
@drestep4830
@drestep4830 2 жыл бұрын
My sister will punch me and I will pinch on the arm and my parents will act like I committed a war crime
@bobma6342
@bobma6342 2 жыл бұрын
@@kck5454 she was number 9?
@kck5454
@kck5454 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobma6342 Yes, she was 9
@donnahampton3632
@donnahampton3632 2 жыл бұрын
As an adult, my daughter confessed that she convinced her youngest brother to confess to what SHE did because he wouldn't get punished as much. WHAT? Why did he agree to that? And they are still best friends.
@ancientmingyu0604
@ancientmingyu0604 3 жыл бұрын
"No, the shawl is salmon, that would clash with hibiscus." One of my favorite lines of any comedy program EVER.
@davidshillaker7578
@davidshillaker7578 2 жыл бұрын
I died
@Macbeth99
@Macbeth99 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidshillaker7578 RIP
@emcarver8983
@emcarver8983 7 ай бұрын
(English here) i don't normally get American humour. It mostly goes over my head, but i found this guy tonight and I'm still watching, what is quite a long show. He's funny. Applicable to all cultures i think. Clean, funny, non political, respectful. Brilliant
@garrettfornea1088
@garrettfornea1088 5 ай бұрын
Wot?
@judithheineman4302
@judithheineman4302 5 ай бұрын
​@@garrettfornea1088q1
@user-kp3yf1jv3g
@user-kp3yf1jv3g 3 ай бұрын
I totally agree with your comment. You have a Blessed and safe life. ❤🇺🇸🚑
@TophinatorStreams
@TophinatorStreams 2 ай бұрын
Shut it, scepter-sucker! 😂
@howardking3601
@howardking3601 11 ай бұрын
Funniest guy I've seen in a lo-o-ong time! He is a master of his craft: doesn't miss a trick. And nothing indecent to offend a moral person -- how rare!. You go, Fred! Great performance! Thanx.
@becauseisaac
@becauseisaac 4 жыл бұрын
As the oldest of 15... I can totally relate to EVERYTHING this guy is talking about.
@amourtoujours779
@amourtoujours779 3 жыл бұрын
15? Holy tired uterus, batman!
@GailColeman
@GailColeman 3 жыл бұрын
Your mother deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor for Bravery and Pain Tolerance!
@mr.buttnugget3023
@mr.buttnugget3023 3 жыл бұрын
My mom had 15 and I’m the baby 😭
@clankinnpc5460
@clankinnpc5460 3 жыл бұрын
Dang how does one just have 15 kids???
@aliciamarie2414
@aliciamarie2414 3 жыл бұрын
Catholic? 😂
@mickidee6714
@mickidee6714 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Klett is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen on here. He needs his own sitcom.
@sullivan2339
@sullivan2339 3 жыл бұрын
So far- yes he Blew be away!
@fchristenson1030
@fchristenson1030 2 жыл бұрын
I would even love to see "Specials" on videos a few times a year!!!
@fchristenson1030
@fchristenson1030 2 жыл бұрын
@@sullivan2339 Did you see the other video he did in Provo Utah with a blue shirt? Its about 1 hrs 20min! I've seen it a dozen times and still it makes me laugh so hard and cry!
@nataliegerdano6028
@nataliegerdano6028 Жыл бұрын
I would pay $ to see him reenact the Mary Poppins story
@dakotahstr
@dakotahstr 11 ай бұрын
He's original and no swearing. Proves class comedy.
@davidjaye710
@davidjaye710 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Fred!!! you are hillarious!!!! I know of your family.... I was in Matts class....and Steph was in my chemistry class... I also worked with Kyle once upon a time!! Small world for sure.... lol Keep it up!! Funny and clean!! Bless you!!
@nataliegerdano6028
@nataliegerdano6028 Жыл бұрын
If you ever catch up with him please let him know a lot of people love him and have found joy in this special! I can’t tell you how many times I have watch this!🤣😂🤣
@mollyflanagan5512
@mollyflanagan5512 2 жыл бұрын
Was in tears laughing so hard. Anyone with more than one sibling can relate!
@Steve-vw8bh
@Steve-vw8bh 2 жыл бұрын
I have one sibling and can relate, except my older brother is the wimp that tries my temper
@linas-oh3kq
@linas-oh3kq Жыл бұрын
@Molly Flanagan I sure can! I had 2 sisters and 5 brothers. And I was their Sister. Crazy times then!
@akshanshrawat5052
@akshanshrawat5052 3 жыл бұрын
He's got expressions and uniqueness of story telling 😂
@alysononoahu8702
@alysononoahu8702 2 жыл бұрын
He's like Tommy Smothers
@elainegomillion978
@elainegomillion978 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him before, or heard about him, but he's hilarious. I would pay to see him. 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamescampanaro3762
@jamescampanaro3762 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. He’s hysterical!
@msscoutshadow
@msscoutshadow 2 жыл бұрын
Me three!!
@ritakisil1669
@ritakisil1669 Жыл бұрын
Seen one video...his wife said his pink shirt was hibiscus🤣🤣
@survivrs
@survivrs Жыл бұрын
elaine gomillion In a heartbeat I would see him!!! More than once for the same show!! The best comedy comes from real life experiences. A comedian like Fred or Bill Engvall both use family material for their comedy and if there is anyone out there like me, I listen to it and laugh hysterically thinking about how that happened to me or us but couldn't make it sound funny like they can.
@margaritefinney1377
@margaritefinney1377 Жыл бұрын
Fred, please get a Netflix comedy show. You are a genius at comedy and your timing is impeccable. Keep it going!
@vickiedavidson1230
@vickiedavidson1230 3 жыл бұрын
Love this man! Mama would get all 5 of us in the car, "We're going here and this is what's going to happen, you're gonna do this, now you better act like you have some sense whether you do or not!"
@jeffreyreeves9113
@jeffreyreeves9113 4 жыл бұрын
"We are smarter than that." "We should be a little suspicious anyway if all of the sudden there's a sandwich bobbing in front of us." Said the guy that jumped off the roof with an umbrella.
@williamblake8767
@williamblake8767 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff, sure you aren't too smart to watch this video?
@jamessamuel1255
@jamessamuel1255 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@Razi98
@Razi98 4 жыл бұрын
I believe it was Jeff who went first 😅
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 3 жыл бұрын
How better to learn common sense,then being taught to notice something amiss by at first ignoring it? Lol.
@TPaine1776
@TPaine1776 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha, nice
@chrizzy0tanzt
@chrizzy0tanzt 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot. And I'm German.
@misfitbrit1989
@misfitbrit1989 3 жыл бұрын
I cried when he impersonated a German guy laughing 🤣
@banana8988
@banana8988 3 жыл бұрын
What did the German person say?
@hazelhostetler305
@hazelhostetler305 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmm
@DuraX1
@DuraX1 3 жыл бұрын
@@banana8988 Literally "I didn't understand"
@kylekimmel9461
@kylekimmel9461 3 жыл бұрын
HA!!!!!!!!!!
@diandoxlee7346
@diandoxlee7346 2 жыл бұрын
I can really relate but our family is like a matriarch. We were all 8 girls, no boys. So many hilarious memories! Our house was the smallest but it sure is the loudest in the subdivision! Our mum gives this "look," we call it the "tiger look." We see that glare, we totally froze!
@rosemarydudley9954
@rosemarydudley9954 2 жыл бұрын
Going back to when he was asking the guy about how many brothers and sister he had ... "There was a family of 4 children. One girl and 3 boys. One boy could NOT understand how his sister had 3 brothers and he only had two!" LOL This guy is GOOD. I love his comedy as it is sooooo true to life.
@sharmanmurphree-roberts4018
@sharmanmurphree-roberts4018 5 ай бұрын
I taught music theory to an orchestra class for homeschoolers. One large family had recently had another baby. I asked the boy in my class who was from that family how many kids were in the family now. He just responded, "Ummmmm..." And he was a teenager! 😆 BTW, the new baby made 14 kids.
@amourtoujours779
@amourtoujours779 3 жыл бұрын
"....I'm pretty sure he's still in here" had me ON THE FLOOR!!!! My dad to a T! smh 😂
@souleaterlover99
@souleaterlover99 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I have never heard such an accurate story about being spanked. It was exactly the same for my sister and I!
@brianna9687
@brianna9687 3 жыл бұрын
Same here except my dad and mom had separate punishments my dad spanked us and then our mother made us sit on the bottom step adjacent to the kitchen so she could see us and if we moved a millimeter she would add on five minutes and if we snuck our phone into timeout on the bottom step of the stairs she’s take it away and add 20 minutes
@fiyinfoluwajesutimi
@fiyinfoluwajesutimi 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I have never been spanked...
@michellpierce7208
@michellpierce7208 2 жыл бұрын
Your brother is ASSUME 😊🤣
@ThorneJr
@ThorneJr 2 жыл бұрын
I only own one belt. Self explanatory
@markmayuga1881
@markmayuga1881 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant humor
@annieyahu676
@annieyahu676 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious 😂 Real life is always the best foundation for the funniest jokes 🤣
@Redrum___
@Redrum___ 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just a guy but I do watch quite a bit of stand up comedy and I must send respect to this artist. He truly knows how to perform and has excellent mic control. Keep on doing your thing Ser🔥
@peterandolph7628
@peterandolph7628 3 жыл бұрын
To have the talent to keep it clean and be super funny like Fred, is a gift to humanity! Top notch observational comedy. Amazing guy.
@ironhide5611
@ironhide5611 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians they’ve had on here!
@moviehitscreepyposta8985
@moviehitscreepyposta8985 4 жыл бұрын
AND I KNOW PARENTS HAVE THE RIGHT TOO CORRECT THERE CHILDREN BUT DO YOU HALF TOO YELL SCREAM OR TALK IN A REAL STERN VOICE EVEN SPANKING THEM OR BEATING THEM ONLY SCARES THE CHILD AND PARENTS SHOULD TALK TOO THERE KIDS SOFTLY NO THERE BAD BEHAVIOR IS NOT GOOD BUT ITS HOW YOU REACT TOO IT TOO IT IS ON YOU WHEN A PARENT RAISES THERE VOICE TOO THERE KIDS ALL ITS GOING TOO DO IS MAKE THE KID WANT TOO MISBEHAVE EVEN MORE WHY CANT YOU PARENTS OR SINGLE PARENT JUST USE YOUR NICE SOFT CALM VOICE THAN THE CHILD WOULD UNDERSTAND AND BEHAVE BETTER TURST ME AND BEING FIRM WITH YOUR CHILDREN WONT SOLVE ANYTHING AND WHY CANT YOU USE WORDS LIKE HUNEY BABY OR SWEETHEART THATS BETTER THAN A DEMANDING VOICE AND WHEN YOU PARENTS USE WORDS LIKE STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL SPANK YOU EAT WANT WAS FIXED OR DO WITH OUT STOP CRYING OR ILL GIVE YOU SOMEONE TOO CRY ABOUT OR ILL FIX YOUR WAGON OR SHUT UP EVEN SHOUTING ALL OF THEES WORDS ARE MEAN AND HARSH WORDS THAT ARE TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR AND THE MORE YOUR STRICT WITH YOUR KID THE WORST YOUR KID IS GOING TOO BEHAVE AND WHEN YOUR KID OR KIDS BEING BAD JUST SET DOWN AND TALK TOO THEM THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT REMBER TOO BE KIND WILE DOING SO BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALM AND COOL AND PLEASE CORRECT THEM WITH KINDNESS BECAUSE YOU CATCH MORE FLYS WITH HONEY THAN YOU DO WITH VINEKAR AND EVERY THING WOULD TURN OUT OK😡
@ihateoreocookies
@ihateoreocookies 4 жыл бұрын
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Spare the rod, spoil the child.
@moviehitscreepyposta8985
@moviehitscreepyposta8985 4 жыл бұрын
@@ihateoreocookies YES BUT THAT DONT MEAN BE HARD ON YOUR CHILD😡
@ihateoreocookies
@ihateoreocookies 4 жыл бұрын
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Relax.... This is a comedy video. You can post this somewhere serious ..... mmmmmkay
@moviehitscreepyposta8985
@moviehitscreepyposta8985 4 жыл бұрын
@@ihateoreocookies yeah you got a point there😐
@gailrichardson8534
@gailrichardson8534 2 жыл бұрын
A real treat to hear a REALLY funny man with no profanity 😂🤣👍👏👏
@iammattc1
@iammattc1 2 жыл бұрын
From a Brit: "The British went onto the top deck to look for the hurricane!" - well, yeah. That's what I'd have done. I'm not steering the boat, I can't stop a hurricane from coming. When there's nothing you can do about the situation, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, you might not get another chance. Plus, I've never seen a hurricane.
@elliebellie7816
@elliebellie7816 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. As soon as they say there's a tornado in my neighborhood I run outside so I can see it!
@jonnynasz
@jonnynasz 4 жыл бұрын
The authentic of the story made it hilariously funny...everybody in that audience can directly identify the situation he is talking about/ The parents of those days were legends indeed
@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 3 жыл бұрын
"AND YOU DID NOT EVEN HAVE AN UMBRELLA" "yeah, like it did them any good"
@Dononcall
@Dononcall 4 жыл бұрын
So refreshing to hear clean comedy.
@ihs51
@ihs51 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly brother ...... too many profanities especially worst with female standups !!!
@scottmccloud9029
@scottmccloud9029 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Everytime I see a clip of his I'll stop and watch it. He is absolutely hilarious.
@theemarydee1610
@theemarydee1610 11 ай бұрын
He is priceless. I’m 10 of 10 siblings. Being the youngest I have no responsibility to how the others turned out. The older siblings, of course’ got blamed for everything the last 3 of us did.
@Raynedog00
@Raynedog00 4 жыл бұрын
"No that shawl is salmon it'll clash with the hibiscus" lmao
@Obsessed_With_Corgis
@Obsessed_With_Corgis 4 жыл бұрын
My mom and I watched this and couldn’t stop laughing! She’s from another country, so she doesn’t always understand jokes, but as one of six siblings, she thought your bit about that was hilarious! She sent this to her whole family, and we’ve been laughing together all day. Thank you for this!
@sharonadams3431
@sharonadams3431 2 жыл бұрын
I love Dry Bar Comedy. I get to see comedians I've never seen before, and the comedy is clean.
@Anonymous-zl3oo
@Anonymous-zl3oo 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he goes from normal talk and then emphisizes the last word by yelling. Priceless.
@justabunneh6490
@justabunneh6490 4 жыл бұрын
The "WOT?" got me every time... Love this guy lolol
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 3 жыл бұрын
they say : "wot is rude!" you say "sorry?" or "pardon?" ...😉😅🤣
@SimplyDanuzzz
@SimplyDanuzzz 4 жыл бұрын
“I found out that I breathe ....... WAAAAAY too loud!!!” That line is absolutely hilarious, I’ve not laughed like this for .... WAAAAY too long 🤣🤣🤣
@obzor-obovsem4257
@obzor-obovsem4257 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt even think i could find anything that funny, i was literally dying laughing.
@msscoutshadow
@msscoutshadow 2 жыл бұрын
I peed I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣
@kuiniotepo
@kuiniotepo 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes my husband breathes like that, when he doesn't, I think he's died ...
@letitiacousens7839
@letitiacousens7839 Жыл бұрын
I love that there is no foul language. This man is brilliant!
@lauraporter6901
@lauraporter6901 Жыл бұрын
It take real talent to keep it clean and have a great following. Appreciate this guy and really relate to his real life comedy.
@jadkiss827
@jadkiss827 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Surprise ending... "Time out." "Pushed Johnny head into the brick wall and got blood everywhere." 😂
@decruzyserao6994
@decruzyserao6994 3 жыл бұрын
This guy’s delivery & timing is BRILLIANT !! BTW, I’m not British... “WOT?!” 🤣
@jamesrodgers3132
@jamesrodgers3132 Ай бұрын
There's no T at the end.
@emgetts
@emgetts 2 жыл бұрын
If I hadn’t gotten married I would have died in a matter of months 😂 My husband and I were dying during that whole bit.
@abdulbasit-
@abdulbasit- 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant I hadn't laughed in a while before I came upon this masterpiece
@drummergirl495
@drummergirl495 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to have found this guy, he’s so relatable and funny. Best part is no profanity. Just proves you can be funny without cursing.
@muthashuckkagmailcom
@muthashuckkagmailcom 3 жыл бұрын
how do you thumb down this guy? what a riot. some people need filth i guess. glad i saw this . great job
@Imfromtheyear3452
@Imfromtheyear3452 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I’ve always said if a comedian needs to resort to sex jokes or profanity, it just reveals their lack of creativity and talent.
@blakephillips6795
@blakephillips6795 3 жыл бұрын
You sound like a child
@PeacepiperF20
@PeacepiperF20 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious people can find words so offensive.
@Imfromtheyear3452
@Imfromtheyear3452 3 жыл бұрын
@@PeacepiperF20 it’s hilarious that people think profanity is so edgy and cool like a couple of teenage boys trying to fit in to the cool crowd.
@mlawrence277
@mlawrence277 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. Klett, please make more shows! We are in stitches every time we watch this!!!
@pennynolan7597
@pennynolan7597 2 жыл бұрын
My mom's worst insult "I hope you have 10 just like you"
@jamesedens8245
@jamesedens8245 2 жыл бұрын
His comment to the audience member about uncrossing his arms made me chuckle. I once saw Sean Morey and my wife and I were in the front row. I had my arms crossed and Sean immediately dubbed me as "pissed off guy", and I became his go to guy when he delivered a punchline. One of the funnest shows I ever saw.
@treygraphy8050
@treygraphy8050 4 жыл бұрын
Dude was absolutely hilarious. Definitely would watch him again.
@GeorgeKrahnPG
@GeorgeKrahnPG 3 жыл бұрын
I totally love Fred's routine! My wife and I will randomly quote his bits in our daily life. "You aren't hungry!". "I thought I was hungry" ... Laugh ourselves silly whenever we share this with friends. Even gave him small tip! Love Fred Klett!
@lindayork3722
@lindayork3722 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
@piavarpula4212
@piavarpula4212 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched him for so many times, and still watching. And can never stop laughing. I live In Finland and found him just by accident. Shared his videos with my sons, and they laught as much as I did, and will do. OMG, Fred always makes my day!!!!!! 😆🤩
@motopolak
@motopolak 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is great! Especially love when he yells to emphasize ridiculousness!
@ennamorgan8576
@ennamorgan8576 4 жыл бұрын
Then you will love Brian Regan...that's his signature style
@kryzs_kornhell
@kryzs_kornhell 4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me off Bill Burr's impersonation of Bill Murphy on "F is for family"
@susanmcc9052
@susanmcc9052 4 жыл бұрын
Did you notice how he moved the microphone away when he did it? He was very considerate of his audience. I don't like when performers yell into the mic.
@kiddzillastar
@kiddzillastar 4 жыл бұрын
He did good,but that crowd at times, I think he deserved better responses
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 3 жыл бұрын
He definitely did. This guys comedy is GOLD!💚💜😂😂😂
@kelvinkofikwesie4895
@kelvinkofikwesie4895 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. He was awesome
@TPaine1776
@TPaine1776 3 жыл бұрын
Being from there, it is Utah....
@simple3555
@simple3555 3 жыл бұрын
Just be grateful they laughed.
@chanellpate6990
@chanellpate6990 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the audience just blows. I hate being in a dead audience, it kills the whole vibe and also can deflate even the best of performers.
@budduggly7781
@budduggly7781 Жыл бұрын
OMG! He told my family story! How did he know??? Funniest comedian I've heard in years. A real gem!
@susanblackwell3457
@susanblackwell3457 Жыл бұрын
I had forgotten about having to wait in the parent's bedroom for the spanking!
@jeandaly378
@jeandaly378 Жыл бұрын
This is my 3rd time watching this particular skit and I am laughing just as hard as I did the other 2 times. I am the oldest of 6 kids growing up in the 1950's so I can really relate to so much of this. I love each of Fred's other comedies too, especially the one about "What Women Know That Men Don't". Truly Hilarious!! Saw it 4 times now. Thank you, Fred for all the fun you provide. The world needs you!!
@oliviahobson9536
@oliviahobson9536 4 жыл бұрын
This guy NEEDS a netflix special. You rock Fred! Made me laugh till I cried
@obzor-obovsem4257
@obzor-obovsem4257 3 жыл бұрын
My husband came to check if im ok, ive laughed and cried. If laughter makes your life longer, this dude has just made me immortal.
@IvanIvanov-gb9nf
@IvanIvanov-gb9nf 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting a while for a full special of Fred! Cracks me up with his sarcasm and delivery!
@Sittininthesun
@Sittininthesun 4 жыл бұрын
Check out the Dry bar app. Full specials for free.
@gsdfan8455
@gsdfan8455 4 жыл бұрын
Ivan Ivanov I have been a long time fan of his. This was great
@IvanIvanov-gb9nf
@IvanIvanov-gb9nf 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sittininthesun the app crashes a lot
@oliviabartsch9345
@oliviabartsch9345 4 жыл бұрын
Ivan Ivanov d
@linas-oh3kq
@linas-oh3kq Жыл бұрын
Fred Klett.... what an amazing performer. I love how he talks to the audience and makes them part of his act. His comedy routine is fantastic and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I hope he knows how much he's appreciated for the happiness he gives us.
@chaser107
@chaser107 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen lots of drybar comedians and they are all good, but this guy is special. Love his style
@davidshowmaker4408
@davidshowmaker4408 3 жыл бұрын
Had me in tears, good clean comedy no filth or crude language!
@samy29987
@samy29987 3 жыл бұрын
If you like comedy without profanity, check out sebastian maniscalco. He is great!
@Jaster_Mereel
@Jaster_Mereel 4 жыл бұрын
His sudden bursts of energy in the delivery had me rolling!
@pianoboylaker6560
@pianoboylaker6560 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen this guy before but he is very funny and not a bit of smut anywhere. Well done Fred you made my night 'cause I was feeling a bit down and you made me realise how lucky I am to be married for 40 years to a very knowledgeable woman.
@hardtailhero3667
@hardtailhero3667 Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this full thing 5 times now, still funny. Please bring back Fred Klett!
@mumvictoria2757
@mumvictoria2757 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to see his special. Fantastic! We all really need comic relief, especially now
@bitmastermac
@bitmastermac 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t have to listen to Biden tonight
@shraddhagurung19
@shraddhagurung19 4 жыл бұрын
World needs to see more of his gigs. Someone sign him up for a special already !
@sharonyaley7676
@sharonyaley7676 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@kingparasipeles8594
@kingparasipeles8594 2 жыл бұрын
"That means you were a FISH" Oh my lord. He's amazing. I love this.
4 жыл бұрын
dad: go get me a switch wrong move: come back with a twig that won't hurt. it just makes him madder solution: come back with a small log to make him feel bad
@gozinta82
@gozinta82 4 жыл бұрын
No. It would end up with the dad saying "Good. Your learning, now bend over"
@jca7310
@jca7310 4 жыл бұрын
haha! I did that with the belt. I got the biggest, fattest leather belt he owned that had the giant buckle. He didn't hit as hard with that belt!
@freedomspromise8519
@freedomspromise8519 4 жыл бұрын
My great grandmother was the master of the switch. I brought the small switches. She stripped the bark and switched the backs of my legs. Talk about pain. It took me a while to learn to get away with stuff better I was a slow learner.
@jenniferpiper4293
@jenniferpiper4293 4 жыл бұрын
A switch MUST swish... Oiy
@candycanes109
@candycanes109 4 жыл бұрын
My mom would have us grab a hitting stick for the other sibling and she always said if it wasn't bad enough she would grab something worse to hit us with. Always gave my sibling a sympathetic look as I handed over the ultimate weapon.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 3 жыл бұрын
The best way to punish kids today is to take away their phone charger. Then watch them panic as the power bars drop. It's non violent, but it lasts for hours.
@Pebblesmas
@Pebblesmas 3 жыл бұрын
OMG sooo going to remember that, tooo good! Thx!!
@localforestwitch7215
@localforestwitch7215 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Just know you have inspired a beautiful nonviolent punishment for when my neice gets a phone
@purplesnowqueen12396
@purplesnowqueen12396 3 жыл бұрын
They can keep the device all they please but there is that good feeling that eventually it will die. Lol, and I would hide all cords.....
@cody1212143
@cody1212143 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna work if it's a Samsung or android flagship phone xD definitely iPhones tho....may not even last an hour lol
@pauljones7723
@pauljones7723 3 жыл бұрын
Then whoop them with it
@aileenegleton222
@aileenegleton222 3 жыл бұрын
Yet again dried comic had me rolled up again Laughter is best medicine thank you keep going. We could all do with laughter in life.
@jamiebarley4098
@jamiebarley4098 2 жыл бұрын
I can totally see him as a little kid. Really good!
@nenaelliott8058
@nenaelliott8058 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. I've seen a lot of great comedy on Dry Bar. Good clean comedy that you can share with anybody.. I really like that.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I enjoy clean comedy.
@user-zl4bb8dj9e
@user-zl4bb8dj9e 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. Regards from Bulgaria.
@nenaelliott8058
@nenaelliott8058 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zl4bb8dj9e , how do you like American comedy?
@Janellabelle
@Janellabelle 3 жыл бұрын
I know I dont think I've ran into one comic yet that I just didnt laugh at all at.
@foodlover1950
@foodlover1950 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@kryzs_kornhell
@kryzs_kornhell 4 жыл бұрын
Had a hard night shift at the hospital. I often use YT to sleep better during the day. Now this randomly played and made me wake up from time to time laughing half asleep, lol. Thank you, Fred.
@geraldineanang7701
@geraldineanang7701 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all his jokes are interconnected 🤣
@hbhb7900
@hbhb7900 Жыл бұрын
As someone around the same age, I can identify with so much of his show.😂
@werewolfcowboy3151
@werewolfcowboy3151 3 жыл бұрын
this is hands down one of the funniest greatest stand ups ive ever heaard im new to this guy im dying laughing
@PammieGonzalez
@PammieGonzalez 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the Mary Poppins story! He is hilarious!
@strawberryjones7193
@strawberryjones7193 2 жыл бұрын
It's like peeking into our family life, cannot stop laughing!
@kathyhollenbach7413
@kathyhollenbach7413 Жыл бұрын
He is one of the best comedians I've ever seen on Drybar!!! There's 3 others; they're all "the best" imo I cannot stop laughing with him. He's been on Drybar a couple of times and I always stop what I'm doing and watch and laugh till my belly hurts.👏👏👏👏
@TK-yh4hn
@TK-yh4hn 3 жыл бұрын
He's freaking hilarious. I love how he interacts with the crowd.
@Candellina
@Candellina 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, I LOVE this guy. His execution and familiar expression is exactly my mind of humor-- and it's CLEAN.
@shivasive
@shivasive 2 жыл бұрын
This man's style is so eclectically on point. Those family reunions had to be fun.
@LoveYourLife222
@LoveYourLife222 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! God bless him! Loved this!!! ♥️
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