thought you typed "frog" machine, and I was utterly confused
@kendra_t4 ай бұрын
@@NauticalTurtle I would like a frog machine.
@m0-m05972 ай бұрын
Nobody wants a frog machine, it is evil
@dawnbreakerASMR4 ай бұрын
I swear this dude could sell you sand at the beach
@katienaustin75254 ай бұрын
Nice one
@Argomundo4 ай бұрын
It is the finest quality sand. Hand picked to only contain the most perfect grains. Which have been ground by the ocean waves into a perfect shape for millenia. Who wouldnt want such a piece of history and perfection?
@melissabeth294 ай бұрын
Anakin doesnt like this
@PaxEuropae4 ай бұрын
Not sure he would want to partake in the business of something as raugh, coarse and irritating.
@Revilo-o2c4 ай бұрын
@@PaxEuropaeBut it’s the type of business that gets everywhere.
@Bruhsnimble4 ай бұрын
28:35 "keep those jokes to yourself" is wild 💀😂
@Carnidoom4 ай бұрын
what
@freasefraim4 ай бұрын
This line had my dyinnnnnnn lol
@GentlemanlyTinglesASMR4 ай бұрын
Thanks for another great video Fred!
@mikebrownbassist8024 ай бұрын
The watch on top of the shirt cuff hurts my soul! Lol
@ごちそう4 ай бұрын
It has to stay there, or his hand would just fall off
@NeganSmith-bb1fr4 ай бұрын
The awkward stare at the start really got me 😂
@garbhanmyles4 ай бұрын
Delighted to have two “friendly” Fred videos in a row. My cup overfloweth. 🙏
@markusorelius31034 ай бұрын
00:32 - “General Kenobi”
@Horse-bot4 ай бұрын
are you new here?
@mrmadphilosopher20434 ай бұрын
Hello there
@Devlin-i9j4 ай бұрын
"You are a bold one"
@kiliankrogstad95414 ай бұрын
He's just waiting for an acting request🤌
@lllllllllllll88674 ай бұрын
The fourth wall would be broken for every job
@Kuroiyuuki28024 ай бұрын
@@lllllllllllll8867the new Ryan Reynolds
@savagesquirrel34594 ай бұрын
He should be like a butler like a wise one tho
@a.j.fraser41374 ай бұрын
Shrek cameo???
@nate02044 ай бұрын
Literally about to go get fitted and this pops up on my feed, Fred is a magical being that always appears at the perfect moment
@xmachina8924 ай бұрын
25:50 lmao, the invisiblity tie
@BoneChillingPictures4 ай бұрын
😂
@Tywnis4 ай бұрын
With a typo 😅 it's a mix between invincible and invisible
@TheCatWatches4 ай бұрын
28:10 With the Farquaad lore, I imagine the viewer (us) is Shrek joking with the tailor and doing a laugh like after the “He’s probably compensating for something” joke These asmr’s are everything : )
@prodigy45454 ай бұрын
The lore is expanding
@wildwine64004 ай бұрын
Ah yes, pipe smoke scented ties. Very classy 😅
@DylanPayne-e4o4 ай бұрын
This is were lord farquad gets his ties killed me 💀💀💀💀💀
@TiredApostleASMR4 ай бұрын
You’re the FIRST male ASMR creator I ever listened to many years ago. Now I’ve finally started making my own. Thanks for your consistency and inspiration.
@bigdvinyl20124 ай бұрын
I love your asmr videos Fred such a deep asmr voice great work
@thomasgoodband49164 ай бұрын
8:16. Suit you sir. OH suit you sir. Glad to see you're a fan of the Fast Show.
@FlamingBasketballClub4 ай бұрын
That thumbnail pic is absolutely exquisite. 😂😂
@mishaDorjan4 ай бұрын
I see that Gandalf’s great-grandson has incredible recommendations in tie patterns.
@roymoore80544 ай бұрын
How is Fred not a famous & rich well known actor yet? Or is he already?
@danotieno75464 ай бұрын
I think he is rich and famous. Just not that well known…yet!
@Originals-Kevin4 ай бұрын
I am almost certain he’s fairly rich, but not famous. Certainly KZbin famous though
@jaykay58384 ай бұрын
I ussually shop at the thrift store, this is just magnificent.
@EmilyRoth-r1r3 ай бұрын
I love this character, he's like Gandalf's great great great grandson
@UniversalASMR33504 ай бұрын
Your ASMR content is incredibly relaxing and soothing! It's the perfect escape after a long day. Keep up the amazing work!❤❤❤❤❤
@daltonhornbuckle4 ай бұрын
51:36 he gave us 7 hankerchiefs with our 6 ties
@robocodayo4 ай бұрын
Man ever since Thor lost his hammer he's been on the hustle
@ZacharyBraff-p2o4 ай бұрын
Tailored suit ❌ Tailored gainz ✅
@diggs55184 ай бұрын
Tailored Swift
@ZacharyBraff-p2o4 ай бұрын
@@diggs5518 birthday suit
@andreamuggloy4 ай бұрын
Ta*LORED* Farquaad
@KanekoGamesАй бұрын
There's something about this channel that makes it one of the few that I'll come back to often. Something about the sound is different, and there's a certain personality and charm to the content that just works for me. Maybe I'm not doing a great job explaining myself. Been a fan, will continue to be a fan.
@xen57064 ай бұрын
I love the pipe. It looks so nice and makes such good sounds!!!
@Jujubeans1164 ай бұрын
I was just telling ones of Farquad’s guys all about my tailor! Great timing! I needed a suit fitting
@REP_PER_X_CSG4 ай бұрын
Great work again Fred, i now keep waiting for your new videos specifically the REG ones and hipster ones, they are always top notch, love your work as always
@artgirl964 ай бұрын
Great asmr so soothing
@ashutoshghige4 ай бұрын
Hello, sir! Can we please get a captain boomerang hostage interrogation RP ASMR?
@sampsonzhang47624 ай бұрын
2 asmr in 2 days? wow❤
@SazzaYilmaz4 ай бұрын
4:55 you have fallen for my genjutsu
@megthemessenger4 ай бұрын
0:52 and the sass has arrived 😂😂😂
@7dawid74 ай бұрын
I love how Lord Farquaud is like an inside joke you'd have with a friend 🤣
@gman63634 ай бұрын
I love tailor ASMR bro you’re to good at role-plays.
@lostblueboy4 ай бұрын
LOVEEEEEE it. Tbh my favourite videos of yours are the rudes ones, the retro or hipster ones, or the very simple puff puff ones. I really wish you would do more perfumes ones, maybe even candle ones maybe.
@Beepintheblip4 ай бұрын
Perfectly tailored tingles 😴
@turntheocean4 ай бұрын
the golden locks, the gold tie, the golden handkerchief, the gold watch…
@Sandra-RC9Gx74 ай бұрын
The ties are very colorful and distinguished. I like those crackly wrapped cellophane sounds. Stripes indicate someone of class and style. That's why I have so many stripes on me.😂😂 The clown tie. No gold. No silver. Noo. You came in bronzy. You came in 3rd. Wahh wahh. So many little zingers!! Bilbo Baggins tie.🤣🤣 10k for ties. Cancel the order. lol Every video is a buildup of us annoying the heck out of every shopkeeper and merchant we encounter. But that's what we all love. Thanks, Fred. Well done.🥇🩵💜
@GentlemanlyTinglesASMR4 ай бұрын
Fred always looking fresh no matter what the roleplay 😎
@gray21704 ай бұрын
gn, sweet dreams everyone
@EmmanuelIsazaquintero-g8j4 ай бұрын
Yo solo le digo al creador que siga adelante y que no se valla me encanatan sus asmr no le hagan casi a los haters solo hagan lo suyo ❤😊
@canhle46714 ай бұрын
46 minute. First time watching this early. Thank you so much fred. Love your videos.
@Gilberto-LVM4 ай бұрын
Videos muy buenos y muy relajantes.😁
@mr.purplefoxgames4 ай бұрын
"You have just stepped foot in one of the greatest trailers of these lands" *Looks at the Beetlejuice 4 color way outfit* "rightttt"
@justjon91804 ай бұрын
I've been super into pipe smoking in ASMR vids lately as weird as it sounds. Something nostalgic and relaxing about it
@NoodlesJules4 ай бұрын
1:46 Did something fall over in the background Fred? I heard that. @FredsVoice
@ethancarmona233 ай бұрын
I thought that was a fart😂
@daleshawver39934 ай бұрын
Amazing video once again! Great work
@AndreasElf4 ай бұрын
Chuckling at the passive agressiveness :)
@Digitalsatyr74 ай бұрын
I've never been this early to a comment section. Keep up the good work!
@nupurumashankar30024 ай бұрын
Loved this one!
@MrBloodSacrifice4 ай бұрын
A lot of his videos are in the style of old and expensive, very nice.
@Originator1014 ай бұрын
Thank you! Right on time!
@nicholasbrandon84634 ай бұрын
Completely random idea: I remember you doing a Lord Farquaad haircut and shave for new year which had the REG first arrive on a hangover to which he promptly snaps out of to of course attend to a much more important customer 👑. But for some reason I thought of a video taking that to the absolute next level and doing a drunk haircut and shave. A bit like the erratic sort of drowsiness of Jack Sparrow but in this case Henry Charles Reginald III encounters you at a party and is more drunk than he’s ever been. So much so that he’s actually quite friendly to you.. but near the end of the end of the video he passess out and wakes back up. Once he removes his whiskey googles with a quick spritz of his bottle he is in absolute shock as to what is before him…
@ch2ckn1184 ай бұрын
Lets go fred
@WeaponizedOrphans4 ай бұрын
This dude is awesome!
@REDDITUSER1884 ай бұрын
Never knew Chris Hemsworth was sn asmrtist
@duhblik4 ай бұрын
hold on, the character is getting his ties ready for his suits because everywhere he goes he gets dissed.
@wilymusicianvids20204 ай бұрын
The crinkles of the plastic melt me 🥴🫠
@Grindstona4 ай бұрын
We are more stylish now Ty @FredsVoice ASMR
@allyu23054 ай бұрын
the pipe sounds are absolutely immaculate
@jpkiller1154 ай бұрын
Can't wait for this year's bloopers sonce he didn't do one last year 😂
@Silly_boi_m19114 ай бұрын
I love watching this when Im playing btd6
@avremisolomon61124 ай бұрын
Very classy. Smashing great taste. Lord Farquaad would most certainly approve.
@sergbytes4 ай бұрын
That Fast Show Reference though 😎
@ZipManGem4 ай бұрын
We needed to tell him that we are trying to get into Lord Farquaad club for all the other evil people! Have to retake those questions! Great video! Keep them coming!
@lachazASMR4 ай бұрын
Fred is the Don Rickles of ASMR, i come here for the honour to get roasted by him. :)
@imanasmrr4 ай бұрын
Very good ❤
@mikemodels9284 ай бұрын
I am waiting for "lord Farquad chooses you - you are in a mirror"😂
@RowanL12044 ай бұрын
Thor after avengers retirement I mean this will full respect
@UncleChris874 ай бұрын
I really want a tie now 😮
@villepaakkari34564 ай бұрын
A new way to wear a watch, over a sleeve⌚ i like the pipe, too 🤠 good videos
@gergosoos46524 ай бұрын
GENERAL KENOBI YOU ARE A BOLD ONE!
@ra8784Ай бұрын
Very cool!
@wannabetrucker74754 ай бұрын
Fred is a hoot ...😂😂😂
@DR-nh2kh4 ай бұрын
been a while since you have done a good old hand sounds video
@localreeet26624 ай бұрын
watch over the cuff?
@fayamndes45624 ай бұрын
soooo guys which tie is your test ?
@melissabeth294 ай бұрын
Haha was waiting to see the orange tie
@Shrektheogre24 ай бұрын
Good afternoon villager, could you tailor me a fancy green and leather tux? Fiona’s parents want me in a fancy getup for some sort of exclusive club
@bgezal4 ай бұрын
These will fit my navy suit for war.
@iuxanu4 ай бұрын
i just love how ridiculos the video ideas are
@OPhayton3 ай бұрын
Wait is that same suit from a video from 10 years ago?
@mattbarnes92964 ай бұрын
FRED!!! please please please do an Immortan Joe/Lord Dementus role play from Mad Max!!! You could play that so well!
@coldfruit4 ай бұрын
New character!?
@ashenshugarx20334 ай бұрын
Just thinking about fred putting all the ties in the plastic covers again makes me dizzy lol😅
@noneyabidness96444 ай бұрын
Not a fan of suits in general, but that one is smooth.
@Eppursi4 ай бұрын
That smoking sound is perfect
@Hello_there_obi4 ай бұрын
I love these but you need to learn how to do a windsor know fred! It would up your suit game so much 😄
@kevinlol43244 ай бұрын
what camera is that
@ExtendedWhoniverseYT4 ай бұрын
We need more barber!
@OthyRaptor4 ай бұрын
"You would pick certain colors to contrast certain features, so your features which seem to come across as very bland, a bit like your personality" LOL!