[ASMR] Asking You 100 Personal Questions (to join Lord Farquaad's Club)

[@lordfarquaad8267]

It’s very exclusive. Definitely no ogres allowed. 🏰

[@brentmartin8695]

Yes Sir! 😊😊

[@benclarkson6556]

Do you know the muffin man my lord??

[@Sukylovich]

​@@benclarkson6556the muffin man?

[@FredsVoice]

It's a privilege to have you grace us with your wisdom here in the comments

[@sakikhakihaki1267]

​@@Sukylovich the muffin man.

[@garjoabadeniscristian4331]

that first puff was so good i really thought u were smokin

[@levih.8786]

Who actually makes that noise when smoking cigars? lol I love Fred’s vids but the smoking drives me bonkers 😂

[@mindylee1520]

​@@levih.8786I do 😂

[@phantomhiphop]

​@@levih.8786 fr shit sounds like a fish 🐟

[@nootnoot6127]

​@@levih.8786 Gets especially worse in his "Illegal" asmr videos where you hear it every 5 seconds 😭😵

[@thosebloodybadgers8499]

@@levih.8786 You're telling me that when given the opportunity to be the personified parody of a greedy capitalist in a top hat or an old, racist British dude, you WOULD NOT want to make obnoxious puffing sounds and occasional throaty chuckles while thinking of your stolen indigenous gold and multiple smog-producing factories?! What else would you even smoke a cigar for then?!

[@yuqueenvee]

I freaking love the lord farquaad lore lol

[@HabeasPorpoise]

Lore de Farquaad

[@EJJ509]

@@HabeasPorpoise hah nice play on words, both for your comment and your username

[@LilyB-st7zc]

One of these days I’m going to make a family tree or iceberg of Fredsvoice/faarquad lore. It’s so rich.

[@straticfox4600]

‘When I say potential, i mean people who seem to be absolutely loaded’ 😂

[@CJRaelion]

This man smells my sleep schedule and especially when it's all over the place. Many thanks 🙏🏼

[@bigdaddy8024]

Fred not smoking but smoking kills me. He is a genius

[@rodowo8363]

love these cigar sounds

[@TheWeakestLinuxUser2331]

And when the world needed him most he uploaded ♥️

[@Eppursi]

It’s crazy how I rewatched all these yesterday and now there’s a new one

[@NoobMaster25_]

Now we need a “Tailor ASMR fitting you for the Farquaad Club“

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Agreed. 🏰

[@WolvesOrange]

Fred doesn't look like the huge nerd he actually is, Shrek, Star Wars, whilst looking like a jock. This guy man. How can we compete??

[@no3ironman11100]

nerd/jock is a high school movie thing. It's not even real anymore.

[@gfdia35]

​@@no3ironman11100lucky you ,, it was a terrible way to go through life in the 80s n 90s

[@WolvesOrange]

​@@no3ironman11100 I know buddy was meant as just a silly joke. Hopefully that kind of labelling is less prevalent than in my day. Wasn't meant as fully serious.

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@gfdia35Meh, I grew up in the nineties, and most of the smart kids were also in sports clubs. Nerds and jocks were mostly the same group of people, and losers were just losers on all fronts.

[@chrisrakow9745]

I was a nerd jock in grade and highschool -- meaning that once puberty hit me -- my geeky self transformed into a more athletic form 😅 Kept the smarts and just added abs 😂

[@aaronbold8715]

Local Florida-man, attempts to join British upperclass club:

[@gfdia35]

Lol same, central FL💪

[@恩陶梁]

For me, Asian man child try’s to join club while being a minor

[@JoshCartier]

Jax here!

[@VGL_VIKING]

Was having a hard time sleeping in this heat but this really helped ❤

[@lldrumr9095]

Yea the heat is brutal in my region as well. I have to go to bed an hour early since it's hard to fall asleep in this temperature.

[@gfdia35]

​@@lldrumr9095I mean no disrespect, I'd just like to understand, why does it seem that European nations are against owning air conditioning?

[@CJRaelion]

​@@gfdia35 Usually doesn't get that hot here, so it's not required. Installation and electricity costs are immense and we'd need ones with integrated dehumidifiers soooo yeah

[@Gwyndolin_Belmont]

16:23 16:23 16:23 16:23 16:23

[@Knummybunny]

The cigar puffs are one of my all time favorite triggers that I only really see you do ❤️

[@skullfacegaro2716]

Love the reference you made to people saying you look like Thor during the video hahaha! Amazing work as always! You mix comedy with asmr so well!

[@KingOfStopMotion]

Okay, I'm chill with most of the answers our riff raff protagonist gave but Bagpipe slander?!? He must be BANISHED IMMEDIATELY!

[@shprite781]

Lol, Fred finally found a way to "make" cigar smoke. Nice one.

[@ZipManGem]

You can feel the snobbish and evil aura being given off! Who knew evil could be so relaxing!! Loved this, keep up the great work!

[@acs108]

You got me at "keep gold bars in the kitchen sink" haha

[@_Saanika_]

Idk why but I Iove the passive aggressive responses

[@loyalik]

1:22 GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@woderp]

Among us

[@HerzogZosa]

"Some of you might not survive (this questions), but this is a risk i am willing to take"

[@Whurlpuul]

I like to think the farquaad club is just a conglomerate of Fred shop keeper characters sitting around a fireplace discussing all the riff raff they enjoy messing with.

[@spiderfreak8877]

I absolutely adore the cigar puffs. My spine wants to come out every time I hear them. So nice

[@alphawolf9503]

Please make more videos with the cigar sounds. Im out like a light when I hear that sound. Love the videos. Keep it up.

[@petarpetrov725]

One of the best channels ive subbed .

[@texwonttext]

masterpiece video as always

[@logan6392]

1:21 I will never hear these words the same again

[@lldrumr9095]

"how disgusting" made me laugh

[@henrrypoop7570]

These are so good. Keep it up fred!!1

[@artgirl96]

Amazing work fred

[@BreadHapoy]

I love how “mysterious” the club is

[@chrismason5352]

I’m Lord Farquaad’s #1 Fan

[@lordfarquaad8267]

A person of distinguished tastes, to be sure. 🏰

[@brandonamthor]

Love the fog machine!!

[@TheDarkThunder]

Love Lord Farquaad content!

[@Merfrid]

My lord farquad we’ve found the mirror

[@CasonGray]

ah yes, another great, cozy video. may your hair remain ever full, healthy, and luscious Fred

[@ky_pie238]

This is amazing thank you so much 😂

[@aasilashlily6681]

Absolutely died! “If you could have a super power, what would it be? Superman’s powers? Okay……Nerd!” Lmao I was rolling!

[@quiz9537]

2 pm here in Canada 🇨🇦 the perfect time for a nap.

[@FredsVoice]

most impressive

[@patchoulicolt7093]

The hair 0:32

[@XAspectRatioX]

I feel like a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, thus could be a Imperial Officer eligibility questionnaire 🌌

[@whos_anyaaa]

Here's a blank space if anyone needed it. Sometimes, a blank screen can help you relax and avoid reading comments, making it easier to fall asleep. I hope this was helpful for someone. ♡♡♡

[@kerrylouMCR]

Amazing as always ❤

[@jesper8836]

Fred defending his title as the GOAT with yet another banger

[@imperialfilms1002]

9:13 for a second i actually thought there was a thunderstorm outside my house lol

[@wriotht25]

I absolutely love this

[@alphamedia3245]

Right on time🇿🇦🤍

[@leonardoguillenruiz9508]

Part 2 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@garretbernard8174]

I love the cigar effects lol. Its hilarious Never change, fred

[@nataliefaust7959]

ngl I thought at first I was trying to get hired in the kitchen or garden staff so imagine my surprise that it was an interview for membership! I'm honored! XD

[@harunyilmaz9046]

Love your content, Fred! You're by far my favorite ASMRtist! Get 'em coming please. 🫡

[@giuse_7758]

Need this on Spotify for my flight

[@BrainzAFaser]

This was so good!!!! Part 2?🥱

[@eerie_embroidery]

Will now forever resent every first date that doesn't include the gift of a trebuchet.

[@formisplaced]

No party like a Farquaad party🙏

[@mon2092]

Ah yes. Entry to Duloch

[@DarkminiStoned]

Howdoyouturnthison .... what an amazing reference to age of empire lol

[@Gamersburg]

Love the amoke sounds

[@andrealanzoni8894]

Smoking cigars on a gaming chair. LIFE GOALS.

[@witchhusband5447]

Gotta say, one of my favorite newer tingles is the cigar puff

[@sullymeneghetti8462]

does this mean we get to meet lord farquad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

On occasion. 🏰

[@Thaurius]

Nice Age of Empires drop!

[@DisneyMusic8386]

I really like this video

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Fred bought a smoke machine, so we get this :D

[@gfdia35]

Nah pretty sure he's had it a while, but the comments gave him a ton of crap for the smokeless last video with cigar ,, which I thought weird because the cigar one before that one did have lots of smoke effects,, my guess was that the editing for the smoke just took a tremendous amount of time, and psssh come on he's a dad of two lil ones, can't be messing about all day on one vid for smoke lol

[@NICKASMRCINCINNATI]

You may not be going for realisim, but a crackling sfx would go well with a cigar. Excellent quality smoke tho nice

[@juststuffwithwolfe4482]

5:30 it’s called the Adam sandler

[@nazlacar9542]

Will there ever be an asmr Livestream?

[@sauron69447]

Even Lord Farquaad is here in the comments with us! Thank you for letting me into your club my lord finally a place free from ogres & those pesky gingerbread man.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Of course good sir. A person needs sanctuary from riffraff and horrible magical creatures. 🏰

[@Thatdudejosh9]

@@lordfarquaad8267It’s very kind of you to allow us to join the club, my lord!

[@gianfrancoortizvera6161]

This video is great as always but really, how owning minus three acres work?

[@TerrorWr1st-x4f]

My favorite type of fred video is anything farquaad related.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Of course, only the best bears my name. 🏰

[@TerrorWr1st-x4f]

@@lordfarquaad8267 My lord 🙇‍♂️ I am undeserving of your presence... Please forgive my existence.

[@Gareth-1000]

In my best Ocelot voice…ah hmm. I’ve been waiting for this , nobody interfere😎.

[@relidgurd]

More videos like this pls

[@JustaYoutubeviewer78]

I need in to that club fred

[@lordfarquaad8267]

It’s a risk I’m willing to take. Congratulations. 🏰

[@bernardoribeiro3178]

Frends and your elegance

[@BubblyAsh123]

I knew there was lore behind this

[@echogirl1519]

Please do a video where you read a book please, like Harry potter? ❤

[@EliasK1423]

-Well, Hello There Lord Farquad-

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Hello there. 🏰

[@Gravvvyyy]

Pick number ✌️ 3 my lord!

[@wriotht25]

Long live lord farquaad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Very kind of you. 🏰

[@King_epic_face]

Ii like the idea that we are somehow related to Farquaad and just don't understand why everyone looks up to him so much.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

What’s not to understand? I’m clearly clever and dashing with impeccable graces and the wealth of the kingdom. 🏰

[@King_epic_face]

@lordfarquaad8267 of course my lord I was just referring to your lesser cousin

[@FlamingBasketballClub]

Looking exquisite there mate 🧉

[@SirPumpkinKnight]

I'm sorry, I can't sleep while I'm laughing. 😂

[@Scran_Panzer]

Out like a light

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

"don't feel intimidated by my absolute superiority" cool cool i shall relax posthaste so o7

[@St0rmzEd1ts]

I'm eligible I promise 🙏🤞

[@bigdaddy8024]

I hope I can Join the tallest man farquaard club I'm still shorter than farquaard even if im 198cm!

[@lordfarquaad8267]

I can be rather imposing! 🏰

[@SaykoCaty]

1:22

[@RealAimRust]

Ah yes, Lord Farquaad, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You’ve clearly not been spending time in Duloc. 🏰

[@brentmartin8695]

Awesome 😊😊😊

[@longwhite7391]

Is that a subtle age of empires reference I hear :)

[@GentlemanlyTinglesASMR]

Just in time fred 😉

[@ZipManGem]

Now we need another chance to get back in! Wonder if we could bribe this guy?

[@Bigboyjjkfan]

Under 1 hour gang ❤❤

[@jackhuston5298]

6:24 no no don't just skip over that I need to explain myself so i understand myself

[@にこにこぴよ]

thanks for asmr😊😊。

[@AzguardMike]

7:22 - pl so what went wrong? heard a thud in right ear and Fred dips, followed by jump cut.

[@rydescho]

In this club, there is no gumdrop buttons 😁

[@Mr.HoodyGuy]

Day #7 of asking fred to make a beach themed asmr video

[@achergettagaming3198]

i love the aoe2 reference