[ASMR] The Lord Farquaad Complete Haircut and Razor Shave 👑💈

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Lovely service as usual, my boy. Did I leave my gold necklace the last time I was here?

[@Flwrluna]

Lmao love this

[@jaredlewis3001]

What necklace…. *hides golden necklace* I am pretty sure you just forgot it back at your castle my lord.

[@SolidShepard]

I do not believe so lord fkwad, I mean farquad

[@juanpablozapata7448]

Wasn't expecting that, I love it

[@Theredmeep852]

I feel like you made this account just to reply as Lord Farquaad 🤣

[@CircularGrumpyness]

I just now realized that Fred has been doing this for nearly a decade. No wonder he's so damn good at his job..

[@matteoaccordi7686]

The hard work and the commitment behind every video is astounding

[@sampagnepapi]

Every one of them always slaps

[@dareanjeffreyiguel9579]

Lost it at 🥳 happy new year

[@Jahqsin]

@@sampagnepapi so does my dad

[@yumumgay7408]

Reached a decade now

[@Mallauck]

“I’ve seen you’ve made it to our high chair there” I laughed so hard at this

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

when does he say that?

[@Mallauck]

@@theyluvbreezahh2213 7:34

[@gigachad8234]

That’s why he doesn’t want anyone else in the barber shop when lF is in there

[@VentureCAM]

@@Mallauck I’m not

[@M4XXXXXXXX]

@@Mallauck i am

[@LukasASMR]

Ah lord another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

[@Ball7399]

Fred should do a series where he gives fictional characters a haircut so the theme changes

[@dado_the_dodo1558]

@@Ball7399 beat idea ever

[@lordfarquaad8267]

A gentleman must start the year out right. ✂️ 👑

[@miningandcraftingsince2013]

THERE'S MORE?!?!?

[@To4sty_bunz]

NI🅰️🅰️IR 🆘⛔️🆘⛔️🆘⛔️🆘⛔️ SUSSY AMONG US HAIL HYDO

[@ETG_RE]

I really like that farquaad and fred seem to have a very personal bond despite the fact he mostly just cuts his hair and whatnot

[@lordfarquaad8267]

He is a humble subject that knows how to treat royalty. 👑

[@Thatdudejosh9]

Fred? I could have sworn that this barber was Henry Charles Reginald III. (I’m kidding, I know what you’re saying)

[@Schlort11]

Yes

[@DrillPreacher]

That’s what happens when you find the right barber 😂

[@ps4nowwoot972]

You obviously don't have a good barber then

[@hollib3900]

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when I realized you were drinking from the spray bottle. 😂 Excellent job, per usual!

[@haziqqqq_]

Hi 🥲

[@MacroliaPS5]

@@haziqqqq_ 👋

[@notlongestcomment7548]

Same 😂👌🏼

[@jayyonie9626]

timestamp?

[@Beltboy]

@@jayyonie9626 Right there, beginning of video

[@jamesdunnavant3719]

It 3:30 in the morning , and I'm watching an Englishman barber version of thor with a hangover insult me and kick me out, then proceed to cut lord farquads hair. I love it.

[@linzikay938]

Waking up to hungover Thor giving Lord Farquad a haircut was exactly the kind of delightful confusion everyone should wake up to.

[@zachops8882]

“I am something of a scientist my self” I see what you did there Fred 😉

[@Chese]

Nice prof pic

[@cz_Angel]

LOL FR

[@hnicgaming6302]

Back to formula

[@mythicalgiraffe23]

@@hnicgaming6302 "Back to formula.." and then he throws his assistant through a damn window,

[@skullfacegaro2716]

Oscorp is the leading supplier of the United States military. In short ladies and gentlemen of the board, costs are up, revenues down, and our stock has never been higher.

[@ChloeContagiousx]

I've been waiting for the next lord farquaad video!! been feeling down and hopeless about the new year so this will cheer me up for sure 😄

[@olliebutton]

Good vibes to you for the year 🙏🏼

[@lordfarquaad8267]

We do our best, my lady. 👑

[@mieastra]

❤

[@theeaglebearer1123]

The "ya ya ya ya" bit is really tingly. Brilliant video, love the barbershop sounds

[@MrJag37]

He sounded typically Swedish as well! "Jajaja" I got confused there

[@gigacringe8119]

@@MrJag37 Märkte samma sak!

[@pers3rkki422]

"You're no match for him, he already has perfect cut" "Your highness, perfecting mess is our speciality" -Sassy Fredster

[@u.v.s.5583]

Lords, particularly Sith lords, are our speciality!

[@paulc3089]

5:39 Hands down, best song I've heard this year so far. It has something choral about it, I'm sure the Lord appreciated it as much as I did...

[@Tardonis]

rude barbershop is my absolute favourite from you fred. lord farquad and overly friendly barber are essential daily asmr for me at bed time. thx, keep it up please!!!

[@Suncinar]

Thank you for completing my life long dream. I have always wanted to be Lord Farquaad and I am glad someone finally helped me achieve this if only for the time of my haircut. Means so much happy new year to you all and gl hope this one is better.

[@Seany596]

1:25 Fred is getting meaner and meaner every hair cut 😂😂 It's so funny at the same time I love it 😁

[@borrador548]

"I had quite a hangover last night(casually drinks from spray bottle)"

[@missymissy.]

I like the blurred effect. It makes my eyes feel heavy like they’re closing! Great job!

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

And the lore of this channel expands into the new year

[@YoJoAbyss418]

This was both relaxing and deeply funny! What an awesome experience this was!! Thank you so so much!!!

[@AlzoASMR]

wishing everyone the best sleep of their life :))

[@gamerxx489]

I don't want to die today bro

[@nocturn9x]

@@gamerxx489 are you alright?

[@Tristanred2008]

Thanks

[@prehistoricweasel]

I really love Fred's dedication to the Lord Farquaad lore

[@cellsentinel239]

For me this wasn’t a only ASMR video but also pure comedy and joy. Bless Lord Farquaad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Thank you kindly for your blessings. 🙏

[@cellsentinel239]

@@lordfarquaad8267 Always my lord

[@College-Cooking]

When farquaad leaves the castle, and the guards ask, “Are you going to conquer more lands?” He replies, “No, im going to get a haircut down at Fred’s place!!

[@samuelnellist8460]

this is a bad comment

[@Moment--gb7yh]

You took time out of your day just to say that his comment was a bad comment shame on you 💀

[@user-ZeldaGod64]

@@samuelnellist8460 perhaps stop talking trash about others when you have 0 subscribers and no content and have far better things to do than mocking people. Do something else in your life. seesh I don't like people like you at all.

[@user-ZeldaGod64]

this is a good comment i like you ^^ have a splendid day

[@Explosion_Mage]

thank you Fred the barber shop videos are always the best and its amazing to know we're starting off each year from now on with the Lord Farquaad treatment, i have never clicked faster

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Pleased that my new year cut means so much to the common folk. 👑 👋 ✂️

[@rayjericho]

HELL YES FRED!! LORD FARQUAAD NEEDS A MONTHLY HAIRCUT!!! NEED MORE OF THESE MAN!!!! You ARE the NEW ASMR GOAT! Hands Down! The new KING of ASMR is taken his THRONE!

[@Skibidsigmatoilet4728]

He was the king of ASMR way before this

[@underconfident_asmr]

Man oh man the sound of mixing shaving cream literally melts me everytime you do it 😌

[@stereozvook]

Same feeling

[@michael5089]

@@stereozvook and me!!

[@Sandra-RC9Gx7]

Ohh goodness!! This is the way to get the new year rolling!😆😆 A haircut with insults for me, nope not today, slap!! And Farquaad's over the top need for a fringe cut, shave, and cookie/biscuit.✂️🍪 Nicely done, Fred!!👍🏻

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Over the top?! How dare you, peasant! 😤

[@hannahhaugen9010]

I'd love to see more of the characters from this world interact with Lord Farquaad xD This was awesome, thank you. Hope you have a wonderful new year!

[@leemia7517]

First ever video recommended to me and it's both subtly hilarious and high quality. Can't explain it but you have a very "medieval" voice. Subscribed and looking forward to falling asleep from your other vids!

[@enthusiasticallydry]

cause he sounds like thor

[@leok.4773]

Me: *sees that Fred has posted another farquaad video My entire body: FUUUUUCK YEEES

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

even...your...nvm ill shut up.

[@gabederaspe8166]

@@theyluvbreezahh2213 yes, even his... y'know, the forbidden sacrilegial word

[@leok.4773]

@theyluvbreezahh 2 yes even my Sin Stick

[@gabederaspe8166]

@@leok.4773 "sin stick" is now forever in my brain dictionnary and ready for layer use

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

@@leok.4773 oh lord...*cool music starts playing*

[@stonedtiger5407]

Fred held nothing back in this video this was fantastic asmr

[@yesidprieto]

me encanta lo que siempre quise, ser como lord farquaad, muchas gracias caballero

[@El_pana_tizi]

Xd

[@rodrigogenovesse15]

XD

[@皐月さん-f3p]

寝る前に動画があげられてて嬉しい！✨

[@sigh5377]

another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

[@lordfarquaad8267]

What can I say? The royal locks grow rather quickly. ✂️ 👑

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Only the best of lords deserve such genetics. Quick yet healthy hair

[@snowyowl312]

This video is amazing because acting and relaxing soft voice, thank you for tingles Mr Fred and greetings from Finland🇫🇮💤👍

[@brokenwingbird2552]

this was actually hilarious brother, honestly well done

[@Thatdudejosh9]

Agreed. Only Fred’s rude characters are allowed to roast me and get away with it lmao

[@lukeoregan7440]

I just noticed that the pictures of people in the background are all Fred... The detail is incredible!

[@mileskintnermusic7349]

Nice to get both Rude Fred and Gracious Fred in the same video. Happy New Year

[@ごっほ-v6x]

日本から！🇯🇵 あけましておめでとう⛩ いい音です🥰

[@gigachad8234]

0:25 the realization of his face but held it back was PERFECT

[@candycorn4884]

38:52 I love the spider-man references

[@redkritter1225]

Some of you may sleep, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make- Lord Farqaaud

[@tinglezbrushasmr8513]

This is how to start the year! 😁Haircut is one of my fav trigger! Wish you all an amazing sleep! 😴😴

[@HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick]

Isn’t it everyone’s?

[@courtneyalva]

I looOoOove the Lord Farquaad vids so much perfect banter & sounds!!

[@SuperMario45100]

I get the feeling the barber actually looks forward to the riff raff coming in - great opportunity to vent his frustrations!

[@Maddified.]

Congrats on your official ASMR Video for 2022

[@stonedtiger5407]

I love these types of videos Something About the Name Lord Farquaad is so good for ASMR

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You can thank my dear mother, Lady Farquaad.

[@stonedtiger5407]

@@lordfarquaad8267 lol I thank her so very much

[@miamonet3874]

If you are feeling nervous or worried and are suffering with anxiety please read🙂 Are you going through change maybe a new routine to what you are use to ? A new opportunity? Or maybe u are just worrying about something out of your control . ✨just breath for a second and relax , release your tongue from the root of your mouth and take a minute ✨ Worrying will not take away tomorrow’s troubles it will only take away today’s peace❣️ Some things inevitable and you can’t change them ❤️ my mum used to tell me we can’t control the weather just how we dress for it and react to it ,this is the same as life🌎 you can never fully control it but you can control how you react to situations . You are never going to be 100% ready, it’s never going to be the right time, BUT THATS THE POINT . It means every moment is also the right moment. If u want it you can do it !! Nerves are there for a reason and it’s okay to be nervous it would be weird if you weren’t but turn them nerves into excitement you got this !!

[@Captain_der_501]

Thanks after reading this I felt a little bit better. Since my dog died and I was in school I could not say goodbye to him, but you are right. I need to look forward and try to be happy again

[@miamonet3874]

@@Captain_der_501 I hope u begin to feel better it’s okay not to be okay Aslong are u remember you can’t be sad forever

[@owsleybellamy6258]

You can tell he loves to do all his videos especially the lego ones

[@LukasASMR]

The lego ones are when his happiness shines the most

[@amelio_g]

Tanks God you're back fred!!👍 Have'nt uploaded since last year... Glad to see you still putting in work, keep it up🙂

[@PikminandOatchi]

Imagine the twist is the viewer that keeps getting insulted is Shrek.

[@UltraTheAvenger]

Underrated Comment. This was the funniest thing I have read on KZbin😂🤣

[@Bropower125Games]

He did that in a previous video

[@vasilykamotsky4244]

The last Lord Farquaad haircut went hard, comrade. I am pumped for this.

[@obedsanchez6510]

Possibly the best and fastest way of falling asleep with Fred's videos the best to relax 👌

[@thecrispyacorn]

Best. Thumbnail. Ever (Thank you)

[@asher3297]

37:00 damn them hair cuts are just marvelous on the walls

[@El.geladinho]

To be honest I've watched this over and over again, I always sleep, and it's so perfect I can't describe it ❤

[@TrubadurJonas]

I think this is the 3rd time trying to watch this without falling asleep! You won't get me this time, FRED!

[@LukasASMR]

You shall never succeed staying awake✋

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@LukasASMR Well I shit you not! I missed the ending once again!

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@Muhh Who is?

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@Muhh Yeah I joined back in -07. Time flies by!

[@dylzim2615]

I enjoyed watching Lord Farquaad receive a haircut from thor in an asmr manner.

[@isaactheinsane4575]

I love the farquaad videos they are my favorite

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You have excellent taste my boy. 👑

[@SlushGuppy]

Your previous Farquaad vid is like my fav on your channel and always has me laughing so hard! 🤣 This was such an amazing surprise!

[@fleuxry]

we need a captain price roleplay, you fit the look perfectly

[@mattball420]

Fred, you should consider doing some story telling type asmr as well from time to time, especially some twilight zone type stuff, you have the perfect voice for it

[@selinablack1007]

All hail Lord Farquaad! It is time for us all the admire the handywork of Fred, as our gracious Lord grants us a glimmering glimpse of his gloriously well-tended hair!

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Behold! 🪞

[@tommycoolatta9861]

4:59 his pec moves when he says fool

[@sramandasgupta8166]

Fred, your videos are always awesome. The Lord Farquaad ones are hilarious.

[@NomdePlume337]

The reflection of Lord Farquaad in the thumbnail killed me

[@lordfarquaad8267]

I understand not all are prepared to gaze upon royalty. 🪞 👑

[@theeaglebearer1123]

5:40 such a beautiful song

[@paulm5613]

This man just took a big ol drink from his spray bottle 😂😂😂💀

[@gfdia35]

Yaaaay 😃 Been hoping for this?

[@LJW12]

Such a calming voice

[@Ball7399]

Fred should do a series where he gives fictional characters a haircut (so the theme changed each time)

[@condiment_king1232]

Hops into different worlds like mario 64 but it's different Disney movies or something instead 😂

[@asmrpeaches1]

✂️It's definitely time for a new awesome Haircut this year🙌

[@Culverton]

Legendary thumbnail

[@MalikEXXL]

My favorite part is when he says "Lord Farquaad."

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Mine too. 👑

[@davidGIjoe89]

The sequel we didn’t realize we needed😭😭✨✨

[@symphonyofaria]

Omg been waiting for this forever

[@Matheuscruz675]

Assisto aqui do Brasil , seus asmrs são os melhores de todos ! Parabéns 👏👍👍

[@Martinelli17_]

Pensei q era só eu de brasileiro aqui kkk

[@mexx69]

kek

[@gamechelove]

XD soy de Argentina

[@a.i.f.9236]

I just want to say that I tried cutting my hair for the first time by myself and I’m really happy I was able to do a decent job. Now I don’t have to go spend 25 bucks every month . I’m just proud of myself lol 😂

[@Daeyae]

I started to cut my own hair during lockdown, it's cheaper and it looks fine, sometimes better than some haircuts I have had. But I feel like you pay for that human interaction too.

[@suennonaingie2441]

5:39 This man 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@KatelynJoe]

“It is great to see you here lord fart quad In ob ba bar shop” 😂

[@N_G_H]

HAS HE BEEN SPRAYING US WITH ALCOHOL THIS WHOLE TIME?? 🤣🤣

[@pablo0-l8y]

Yes I have been waiting for this

[@АлексейДовженко-б5с]

Какой Статный Мужчина. Makes a wonderful video. I really love his work.

[@dusk1152]

Lmao "back to formula" and "I'm something of a scientist myself" is pure gold spiderman reference

[@bluecrazyslug1386]

At 38:35 he said “back to formula, and about 15 seconds later he said “I’m something of a scientist myself” two Norman Osborn quotes

[@kingpalpy1468]

We need a trilogy, Fred. Do Farquaad's hair right before his fateful wedding.

[@alexsenter871]

Lord Farquaad got rid of that yee-yee-ass haircut at the beginning of last year, and now he's getting rid of that yee-yee-ass beard. Disclaimer: Do not make comments about Lord Farquaad such as I have for the barber has banished me from entering his establishment indefinitely.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Thelonius shall have a word with you. 🪓

[@alexsenter871]

@@lordfarquaad8267 . . .

[@terrordac-dyl]

Great vid Fred 👍

[@Doshurutaicho9]

We're getting the whole package, even getting our eyebrows done 😂

[@ulyssemartinfrigault1021]

I love lord farquad role plays!!!

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Same. 👑

[@ItsNotFameItsLikes]

I find it hilarious that he is trying to cover up the fact that he is spraying his hair with whiskey . 😂

[@augustsalamander3652]

Or he’s drinking hair spray

[@ItsNotFameItsLikes]

@@augustsalamander3652 Hair spray has the subtle tones of whiskey??

[@linnea696]

First time watching a video of yours but you give off Thor vibes, voice and appearance, exquisite vibes :)

[@zay0208]

Fred’s first words not being “hello there” Me:🤨 I second later: “Hello there”

[@CD_DooooDAlt]

New title: Fred roasts you for 4 minutes until his excellency shows up.

[@Anastasia-fe6sm]

The details are spectacular! How the vision is focused and unfocused bc of hangover 😂😂😂👍

[@Dan_K_Meme]

Always a good day when Fred uploads

[@poke-community9377]

So is this canon in Shrek lore?

[@dhawalmishra6280]

Love From India😃 #Love FredsVoice ASMR❤️

[@hammadyousufrajput6257]

Your shirts fittings are just perfect bro love it :)

[@angelshalo01]

Been a full year since this video! And I'm back! Let's gooooo Fred I love being treated this way. So wealthy and fancy 💪🏻👊🏻🎀

[@mayiwatchlater2699]

Good Mjölnir amulet gag, subtle but real good.

[@Bela-aby]

First thing I saw and loved bout this excellent video, it's so similar to mine but in gold, great necklace 👏🏻