[ASMR] Rude English Mason (Measure/Chisel/Sculpt/Sleep)

[@bobgordongames9092]

Shrek Asmr is exactly the thing i never knew i needed until now.

[@Autumnlight91]

Check out Gibi. She did one after a guy named Ace literally, and I mean LITERALLY asked for it for over a year

[@Anime_Potato]

Have you seen gibis Shrek roleplay 😂

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

I can see this character being demoted to the big headed greeter we seen when shrek arrives

[@marelledalziel9488]

@@Anime_Potato she has shrek rp?!

[@Anime_Potato]

@@marelledalziel9488 yeah she does, someone asked her to do it for like a year and eventually she did. Just search up gibi asmr Shrek roleplay

[@ServantSerah]

“Some of you may fall asleep but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

[@bussey1802]

Ur valid

[@jamesbuchananbarnesss]

I understood that reference!

[@ChillMinx]

God tier comment

[@sooner91]

I’m mad I didn’t think of this

[@killuasolos2915]

Pretty good

[@karmasource]

It's actually a really cool idea to make the perspective of the listener an inanimate object rather than a person. It explains the nonresponsiveness

[@mynoraldana9566]

Karma

[@Coal_XVII]

@@mynoraldana9566 wut ?

[@Coal_XVII]

Oooh...

[@alexandra2014]

His "you're a Bob Ross painting" was spot on 👍👍👍

[@Genisbixx]

You sure know how a good profile picture looks like.

[@aljan6]

Fred simping over Lord Farquaad still is one of the funniest things about the REG universe

[@Bergmanmalton]

Reg?

[@fittinginisforjigsawpieces3141]

Ok, now we need "blacksmith smelts you for lord farquaad"

[@ps4nowwoot972]

He just sets the camera on fire

[@filipschuster9396]

@@ps4nowwoot972 It would have to be a livestream, then. :D

[@Ph0t_0w0]

@@filipschuster9396 lmao his wife can be the Blacksmith’s assistant

[@SBradison]

whats next «chef cooks you for Lord Farquaad»?

[@crabmannyjoe2]

@@SBradison executioner interrogates you for lord farquad.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Masterpiece, eh? Carry on, my boy. You can expect me tomorrow for inspection. I trust I won’t be disappointed. 👑

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

Short

[@elpoderdelaamistad2014]

XD

[@JoelitoStriker]

It's you

[@JoelitoStriker]

How did you got out of the dragon BTW did you finally found a princess and became King?

[@antoniokristler6973]

Only the highest quality for you m’lord.

[@flyweightenthusiast]

I love how fred is practising his greeting when he could bend that man like a pipe cleaner

[@lordfarquaad8267]

He’d never get past my guards! 💂‍♀️ 💂‍♀️ 💂

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

@@lordfarquaad8267 🔫

[@flyweightenthusiast]

@@lordfarquaad8267 How's shrek mr quaad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

@@flyweightenthusiast that meddlesome ogre is back in his swamp where he belongs.

[@rubyjet6418]

@@flyweightenthusiast mr. quaad 😭

[@lennynull-funf-zehn5416]

"If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all it’s aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the force"

[@flyweightenthusiast]

and so the wise jedi ended up as farquaads stonemason

[@FredsVoice]

An elegant quote for a more civilized age

[@NovusFrost]

“However if one views a larger view of the force you will be contacted to the darkside”

[@marelledalziel9488]

@@FredsVoice Scottish Fred now

[@m0-m0597]

Based and Deutschpilled

[@jimbojimberson9934]

I love seeing that Fred wears his wedding ring during his videos. It’s a subtle but obvious act of devotion to have that displayed in each video no matter the character.

[@caceothesscribendi]

I still remember a video he made back when he was whisper mister where he talked about wanting to get married one day. It stuck out to me because even though he was a young man, it was already important to him.

[@karenakerr611]

He’s really good looking maybe too many chics are hitting on him so he got a ring

[@loredanaasmr8071]

@@karenakerr611 he is married and will soon become a father

[@grumpy9721]

@@loredanaasmr8071 awww they gonna have a baby? Awesome news! ❤

[@Areea993]

I was just thinking exactly the same. It's really quite lovely.

[@nivedlaxsea8114]

Fred motioning to the camera: “this statue here is one of my finest statues” Me laying in bed: 🗿

[@vnyccio]

🗿

[@kendra_t]

🗿

[@lzsszz1006]

🗿

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

🗿

[@gugfu9816]

🗿

[@beejojo3443]

Not Fred calling us perfect and art 🥺 (1:31)

[@Aolani21]

NGL, that made me tear up

[@electricityoverload4539]

Would like but it's at 69 likes so I leave this 👍

[@img4033]

@@electricityoverload4539 u may like it now

[@gekkotadpole2478]

Ironically wholesome rude fred

[@duncan3998]

Lol, the irony

[@Bandstand]

Fredward, this is your job! You’re a legend 😂

[@cosoden]

Hello verified person I’m subbed to for a random reason

[@XAspectRatioX]

Me too yes indeed sure

[@stefan014]

Omg he's a god! He reminds me of Thor, but better and more interesting

[@UkrainianSolarYT]

I hate how he is re doing lord farquaad ASMR Videos for money

[@Vegeta2632]

@@UkrainianSolarYT ????????

[@liambrownpianoproductions3445]

I have to congratulate you on this one, the little details that might slip like the added tail of the room every time you hit the chisel and the door shutting.

[@ily.908]

Damn socialising with my family is suddenly not important anymore

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

It seems so

[@SuikaNine]

My family is literally having a cookout right now. Meanwhile here I am listening to Fred's alluring and relaxing voice as he sculps me into the figure of a Greek God.

[@ily.908]

@@SuikaNine The dedication you have to this man- Unrivalled.

[@beejojo3443]

The roleplays are sooo funny!!

[@Coal_XVII]

Ok lemme try Ahahahahah...ahah Nope doesn't work for me it's not funny... It's relaxing

[@NovaBadger]

I could just imagine you doing a geologist or archeologist role play, the viewer could watch from the perspective of a gem or artifact that you chisel out and then take back to clean, inspect, identify, etc.

[@sirbagelsworth9463]

Little does he know that the blacksmith is Lord Farquaad's blacksmith.

[@ImTheKebab]

I’m beginning to think fred is actually in love with Lord Farquaad.

[@ImTheKebab]

@Daniel Lewis yes 😭 i thought it was a joke but now it feels very real

[@controngames8308]

I mean can you blame him

[@johnmarston4227]

@@controngames8308 I can’t bro. I mean danggg look at that hair

[@lordfarquaad8267]

The feeling is mutual.

[@ImTheKebab]

@@lordfarquaad8267 Hello, My lord!

[@mellettron360animations]

1:27 This is true appreciation for his fans :)

[@meat1319]

Suicide rates drop

[@gusgonzo1820]

“There’s always a bigger fish” - Quigon

[@meat1319]

“Your gay” hitler

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent - Qui Gon

[@Marco.05]

"The negotiations were short".- Obi Wan

[@practicalpupa8192]

Initially, I thought it could have been a statue of anyone. After spending time on the other end of this stone master’s tools, I know it could have only been him. I could have only ever become this, this tribute to greatness. I only ever could have been him.

[@sghlol]

Bruh never stop making these you're the king of asmr

[@PKPAPN]

I'm not even a big Shrek fan, but something about the Lord Farquad videos are the most relaxing on your channel

[@silversapindaceae]

I almost never comment on videos, but I gotta say that intro was just so perfect lmao

[@angelencarnacion7868]

I feel disappointed that i don’t have a chiseled jawline at the end of this

[@orangeops8875]

I feel that!

[@m0-m0597]

Mewing

[@thesoaringdutchman]

Camera quality☑️ Microphone quality☑️ Effort☑️ Entertaining☑️ Background☑️ Best ASMR KZbinr

[@mwrothenberg2]

Fantastic roleplay! This one is so fun and relaxing. Thank you Fred!

[@zero4544]

Day 21 asking for a ralof ('hey you you finally awake') guy from the elder scrolls skyrim

[@thehomoerectes9395]

I shall join you in your crusade brother

[@obi-wankenobi7207]

As the chancellor once said: We will watch your carreer with great interest

[@いちご35]

Ohhhhh that's great

[@ulusrike5911]

I demand nothing, but the anticipation of such an ambitious project fills me with elation!

[@Blueriboh]

I always respect the commitment that Fred always brings to the table with videos like these

[@jakeolson8961]

This is my favorite video and my favorite creator

[@Gloronthor]

Amazing as always! I love this Lord Farquaad universe

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Thank you, my dear Wallachian ruler. Blessings on the House of Basarab.

[@noahchallis8961]

‘You think he’s compensating for something?’

[@princevegeta7906]

😏😏

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Keep your feet off the grass! Shine your shoes wipe your- F A C E!

[@ZoeAmory]

The soft tapping combined with the background sounds makes the back of my neck go all melty in the most relaxing way, brilliant work.

[@niharc]

i have been asking for lord farquaad after the haircut and i finally got a farquaad video thanks

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Loyalty is rewarded in this kingdom, good peasant. 🏰

[@garretttoothaker1138]

@@lordfarquaad8267 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foxtrotplays501]

Fred (talking to camera) - "can you see this thing here... This art of perfection" Me - "You talking to me bro?" 😂

[@DPPOfficial]

He actually meant the camera itself

[@foxtrotplays501]

@@DPPOfficial ... "Can you see this thing? this Canon 4k camera .... this art of perfection" XD

[@biajoblanc9261]

I just love these Lord Farquaad role plays

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

Which are the other ones?

[@asmrpeaches1]

😅The first moment: Is Fred wearing a dress?😂 but then the acting rolls over and the tingles began 👌👍

[@nicholasbrandon8463]

Imagine if the blacksmith in question was Eorlund Gray-Mane who wanted the eagle statue for the sky-forge and just gets hard rejected

[@Nojnoj]

Ew, Gray-Mane. Any battleborn would know that they are disgusting

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

@@Nojnoj Eorlund is literally the one Gray Mane you wouldn't want to anger. Best blacksmith in Skyrim and has the companions at his back.

[@AssassinOnAcid]

This character must come back. The hammering sound is real good

[@FarFarAwayTheories]

This is incredibly, Shrektacularly great! Huge respect to you Fred. I love this video. You have Lord Farquaad the respect he deserves!

[@stainfightingpower9402]

When he was complimenting his unfinished statue it looked like he was gesturing towards me and it made me feel nice c:

[@antoniokristler6973]

No order is too tall for a man of his caliber.

[@Менсенитаптым]

0:05 choosing how to meet your parents downstairs after you got in trouble.

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

Drinking game: every time he says lord farquaad you take a shot

[@stainfightingpower9402]

Good lord that would kill you! But.... I'm in

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

@@stainfightingpower9402 Indeed it would but it would still make for a damn good time,

[@Coal_XVII]

OOOOOH BOI

[@bread6811]

My friend literally died after first shot. It was like 6 bullets in that gun and he lost after first one. What a noob

[@marlonwilliams4912]

No time for party's and video games there's only time for sleep

[@gretajo5066]

i think fred is the only asmrtist i watch now just because his content never disappoints

[@Married_Life_of_us]

This was amazing. I haven’t felt tingles like that in a long time. May I suggest in your next sculpture video, if you could walk around and make sure the back is perfect as well. The added effects added was a superb choice!

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

I just.........I can't. The costume is fudging amazing and the acting...highly comedic and absolutely got a laugh out of it. Equally though, I got some of those tingles! Just bloody amazing. Everyone, enjoy this video, enjoy your time! Cheerio!

[@CristianoRonaldo-or1hh]

Ah yes, another glorious store owned by lord farquad

[@Jaffer313]

I don't even use Fred's videos to sleep anymore I just watch them because these role plays are entertaining

[@cmcgee8803]

You bring me so much joy, Fred. Love you.

[@dileep929]

Me watching many other Asmr videos & finally falling asleep due to Fredsvoice 👉🏻 1:29

[@Shurzii_]

Fred: this is one of the finest statues I’ve ever made. Me: *laying on my bed in boxers while eating leftover dumplings* hm? You say something?

[@moxonk]

The people who disliked are shorter than Lord Farquaad. XP

[@bread6811]

"That's not true!!!" - the voice from below said

[@moonchaser_ae]

the horse hoof sounds are so satisfying

[@nivedlaxsea8114]

Every once in a while when I’m watching ASMR I get this intrusive thought about what it’d be like to try to explain what I’m watching to my 90yr old Russian grandmother who’s never used the internet

[@alexzhai5944]

Lol you should make one of Lord Farquaad insulting us

[@niufy845]

Yeah he would be too short for the camera to see so it would just be a wall insulting us lmao

[@choreo._]

A buff man wearing a jesters outfit is legendary

[@ChaoticFrost_]

I have this funny feeling, Fredward didn't survive that encounter.

[@DjDErpSaLoT]

"This is true perfection" *Why thank you*

[@foolofatook2026]

I don’t know where this idea spawned from, whether it was a random suggestion in comments, or a random thought in Fred’s head. Either way this was awesome! 😆

[@Magmabot16]

I was kinda hoping for a twist where he accidentally broke a piece of the staue off or knocked it over right before lord Farquaad arrived.

[@juanatorres2393]

nesecito que alguien me alegre el día y aquí siempre lo encuentro

[@FernandoSilva-bf7dv]

Que suerte encuentro un comentario en español

[@saselses2038]

Al fin

[@juanatorres2393]

Aquí casi todos hablan inglés es un milagro encontrar alguien khe hable español

[@juanatorres2393]

:)

[@DrRegulusFang]

Excelente!

[@liambrownpianoproductions3445]

We! need! the! next! bit! , this is like a asmr cliff hanger

[@erikmoss5847]

Love your videos they help me sleep

[@avanishgvyas1992]

How the hell do these ideas even come to his mind??

[@johanodinson8839]

Fred, your videos are amazing! I been watching your asmr for some years and it's getting better

[@Mattegram]

Could you please do "soap carving" or "wood carving" please lord Fred

[@Hypegreene05]

If I wasn't playing a video game right now I'd be in bed watching this.

[@crystalgamer9877]

What were u playin???

[@YellowCyanXY]

“Yes lord farquaard” “A mob Shrek fans has awoken and the meme world has collapsed”

[@CheekyASMR]

6:14 thanks I've been working out

[@tophercf508]

So, a variant of Thor is a mason for Lord Farquaad. Marvel, take notes.

[@lordfarquaad1163]

Thanks man! your always welcome to my castle😁

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

This one is getting added to my "Best ASMR" playlist.

[@m.a.d2120]

not gonna lie this is creative, asmr + shrek universe. now this is the real deal!

[@williammaydwell1389]

A wise man once said. “Making ASMR is a complicated profession” To that man I say. Yeah but this is just getting strange. Relaxing, entertaining. yes but I just laugh when I see these now. Good job Fred.

[@leoniemarie-louise]

You got me with the fabulous renaissance attire I'm very jealous

[@AzuraeLyonheart]

10/10 for good humour, love it.

[@hellothere-ij2ij]

Random black smith: make me a statue Fred: and I took that personally..hello there

[@MrBruh77]

I got a game, take a shot of any beverage whenever Fred says “Lord Farquaad”

[@quinnwaloch9750]

Ok sir

[@hippowallramoose4997]

You should do a chiseling your stress away video! That would be so amazing!

[@darker__lights]

Yeah that'd be cool

[@mjvlogswright25]

Plot twist: it's the same house as the knight videos but it's the rennasance period.

[@smd_kill3ryt765]

fred is the best actor i've never seen. no more

[@firelion7015]

Achievement unlocked: Staying in the same position for so long, that you have been mistaken by an ASMRtist for a statue.

[@SeanBalor]

Has anyone ever lasted this entire video without falling into the sweetest of slumbers? I often wonder how the statue eventuated. I guess we'll never know. Thank you for the greatest of sleeps, my lord. 🎩

[@lordfarquaad8267]

It stood up to my expectations. A perfectly acceptable likeness.

[@zjjohnson3827]

Challenge Started: Take a shot each time Fred says “Lord Faarquad”

[@aidenhyoudou6490]

So, how many bloopers are in this XD, and I love the suit

[@danielrobertson2974]

After a long nightshift Im now home to sleep and I have to say seeing the notification for this video is a thing of beauty ✌🏻😴

[@fesh1310]

Best video of the century

[@julianmichel8362]

This is so cool

[@devoltathomas6099]

This man has great understanding about art

[@albertbertaton8014]

This is some real gourmet asmr shit right here

[@PigeonsASMR]

Oh boy hahaha this was a trip. Loved every second 😂❤️

[@ChaotiCrynime]

This is genuinely peak comedy imo

[@jacobb_9616]

Never have i clicked so fast on a video

[@Narutofreak155]

You are a master of your craft 🙌✨👏

[@raynekingsly9302]

I love that I have my captions on, bc everytime he hits the mallet to the chisel it reads [Applause]

[@dubx7304]

I love your asmr I listen to you every night

[@SCP_Archives]

Loving the star wars quote in the description!

[@jenrichards8938]

Love Fred’s whispers!!