[ASMR] Rude English Mason (Measure/Chisel/Sculpt/Sleep)

"Look at the size of that thing."
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FRED 🙌🏻

[@ServantSerah]

“Some of you may fall asleep but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

[@bussey1802]

Ur valid

[@jamesbuchananbarnesss]

I understood that reference!

[@ChillMinx]

God tier comment

[@sooner91]

I’m mad I didn’t think of this

[@killuasolos2915]

Pretty good

[@aljan6]

Fred simping over Lord Farquaad still is one of the funniest things about the REG universe

[@bobgordongames9092]

Shrek Asmr is exactly the thing i never knew i needed until now.

[@Autumnlight91]

Check out Gibi. She did one after a guy named Ace literally, and I mean LITERALLY asked for it for over a year

[@Anime_Potato]

Have you seen gibis Shrek roleplay 😂

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

I can see this character being demoted to the big headed greeter we seen when shrek arrives

[@Culrulerguy]

Theres a shrek vr asmr

[@marelledalziel9488]

@@Anime_Potato she has shrek rp?!

[@fittinginisforjigsawpieces3141]

Ok, now we need "blacksmith smelts you for lord farquaad"

[@ps4nowwoot972]

He just sets the camera on fire

[@filipschuster9396]

@@ps4nowwoot972 It would have to be a livestream, then. :D

[@Ph0t_0w0]

@@filipschuster9396 lmao his wife can be the Blacksmith’s assistant

[@SBradison]

whats next «chef cooks you for Lord Farquaad»?

[@crabmannyjoe2]

@@SBradison executioner interrogates you for lord farquad.

[@karmasource]

It's actually a really cool idea to make the perspective of the listener an inanimate object rather than a person. It explains the nonresponsiveness

[@mynoraldana9566]

Karma

[@Coal_XVII]

@@mynoraldana9566 wut ?

[@Coal_XVII]

Oooh...

[@alexandra2014]

His "you're a Bob Ross painting" was spot on 👍👍👍

[@Genisbixx]

You sure know how a good profile picture looks like.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Masterpiece, eh? Carry on, my boy. You can expect me tomorrow for inspection. I trust I won’t be disappointed. 👑

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

Short

[@elpoderdelaamistad2014]

XD

[@JoelitoStriker]

It's you

[@JoelitoStriker]

How did you got out of the dragon BTW did you finally found a princess and became King?

[@antoniokristler6973]

Only the highest quality for you m’lord.

[@themandance293]

I love how fred is practising his greeting when he could bend that man like a pipe cleaner

[@lordfarquaad8267]

He’d never get past my guards! 💂‍♀️ 💂‍♀️ 💂

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

@@lordfarquaad8267 🔫

[@themandance293]

@@lordfarquaad8267 How's shrek mr quaad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

@@themandance293 that meddlesome ogre is back in his swamp where he belongs.

[@rubyjet6418]

@@themandance293 mr. quaad 😭

[@lennynull-funf-zehn5416]

"If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all it’s aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the force"

[@themandance293]

and so the wise jedi ended up as farquaads stonemason

[@FredsVoice]

An elegant quote for a more civilized age

[@tazin-kun1346]

“However if one views a larger view of the force you will be contacted to the darkside”

[@marelledalziel9488]

@@FredsVoice Scottish Fred now

[@m0-m0597]

Based and Deutschpilled

[@beejojo3443]

Not Fred calling us perfect and art 🥺 (1:31)

[@Aolani21]

NGL, that made me tear up

[@electricityoverload4539]

Would like but it's at 69 likes so I leave this 👍

[@img4033]

@@electricityoverload4539 u may like it now

[@gekkotadpole2478]

Ironically wholesome rude fred

[@duncan3998]

Lol, the irony

[@nivedlaxsea8114]

Fred motioning to the camera: “this statue here is one of my finest statues” Me laying in bed: 🗿

[@vnyccio]

🗿

[@kendra_t]

🗿

[@lzsszz1006]

🗿

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

🗿

[@gugfu9816]

🗿

[@jimbojimberson9934]

I love seeing that Fred wears his wedding ring during his videos. It’s a subtle but obvious act of devotion to have that displayed in each video no matter the character.

[@caceothesscribendi]

I still remember a video he made back when he was whisper mister where he talked about wanting to get married one day. It stuck out to me because even though he was a young man, it was already important to him.

[@karenakerr611]

He’s really good looking maybe too many chics are hitting on him so he got a ring

[@loredanaasmr8071]

@@karenakerr611 he is married and will soon become a father

[@grumpy9721]

@@loredanaasmr8071 awww they gonna have a baby? Awesome news! ❤

[@Areea993]

I was just thinking exactly the same. It's really quite lovely.

[@Bandstand]

Fredward, this is your job! You’re a legend 😂

[@user19290]

Hello verified person I’m subbed to for a random reason

[@XAspectRatioX]

Me too yes indeed sure

[@stefan014]

Omg he's a god! He reminds me of Thor, but better and more interesting

[@UkrainianSolarYT]

I hate how he is re doing lord farquaad ASMR Videos for money

[@Saramambiche2632]

@@UkrainianSolarYT ????????

[@ily.908]

Damn socialising with my family is suddenly not important anymore

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

It seems so

[@SuikaNine]

My family is literally having a cookout right now. Meanwhile here I am listening to Fred's alluring and relaxing voice as he sculps me into the figure of a Greek God.

[@ily.908]

@@SuikaNine The dedication you have to this man- Unrivalled.

[@liambrownpianoproductions3445]

I have to congratulate you on this one, the little details that might slip like the added tail of the room every time you hit the chisel and the door shutting.

[@ImTheKebab]

I’m beginning to think fred is actually in love with Lord Farquaad.

[@ImTheKebab]

@Daniel Lewis yes 😭 i thought it was a joke but now it feels very real

[@controngames8308]

I mean can you blame him

[@johnmarston4227]

@@controngames8308 I can’t bro. I mean danggg look at that hair

[@lordfarquaad8267]

The feeling is mutual.

[@ImTheKebab]

@@lordfarquaad8267 Hello, My lord!

[@sirbagelsworth9463]

Little does he know that the blacksmith is Lord Farquaad's blacksmith.

[@NovaBadger]

I could just imagine you doing a geologist or archeologist role play, the viewer could watch from the perspective of a gem or artifact that you chisel out and then take back to clean, inspect, identify, etc.

[@gusgonzo1820]

“There’s always a bigger fish” - Quigon

[@meat1319]

“Your gay” hitler

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent - Qui Gon

[@Marco.05]

"The negotiations were short".- Obi Wan

[@beejojo3443]

The roleplays are sooo funny!!

[@Coal_XVII]

Ok lemme try Ahahahahah...ahah Nope doesn't work for me it's not funny... It's relaxing

[@angelencarnacion7868]

I feel disappointed that i don’t have a chiseled jawline at the end of this

[@orangeops8875]

I feel that!

[@m0-m0597]

Mewing

[@mellettron360animations5]

1:27 This is true appreciation for his fans :)

[@meat1319]

Suicide rates drop

[@Nick.J.T]

Camera quality☑️ Microphone quality☑️ Effort☑️ Entertaining☑️ Background☑️ Best ASMR KZbinr

[@zero4544]

Day 21 asking for a ralof ('hey you you finally awake') guy from the elder scrolls skyrim

[@thehomoerectes9395]

I shall join you in your crusade brother

[@obi-wankenobi7207]

As the chancellor once said: We will watch your carreer with great interest

[@user-ll5dx4eg4k]

Ohhhhh that's great

[@ulusrike5911]

I demand nothing, but the anticipation of such an ambitious project fills me with elation!

[@practicalpupa8192]

Initially, I thought it could have been a statue of anyone. After spending time on the other end of this stone master’s tools, I know it could have only been him. I could have only ever become this, this tribute to greatness. I only ever could have been him.

[@asmrpeaches1]

😅The first moment: Is Fred wearing a dress?😂 but then the acting rolls over and the tingles began 👌👍

[@sghlol]

Bruh never stop making these you're the king of asmr

[@silversapindaceae]

I almost never comment on videos, but I gotta say that intro was just so perfect lmao

[@noahchallis8961]

‘You think he’s compensating for something?’

[@princevegeta7906]

😏😏

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Keep your feet off the grass! Shine your shoes wipe your- F A C E!

[@PKPAPN]

I'm not even a big Shrek fan, but something about the Lord Farquad videos are the most relaxing on your channel

[@foxtrotplays501]

Fred (talking to camera) - "can you see this thing here... This art of perfection" Me - "You talking to me bro?" 😂

[@DPPOfficial]

He actually meant the camera itself

[@foxtrotplays501]

@@DPPOfficial ... "Can you see this thing? this Canon 4k camera .... this art of perfection" XD

[@AssassinOnAcid]

This character must come back. The hammering sound is real good

[@marlonwilliams4912]

No time for party's and video games there's only time for sleep

[@nicholasbrandon8463]

Imagine if the blacksmith in question was Eorlund Gray-Mane who wanted the eagle statue for the sky-forge and just gets hard rejected

[@Nojnoj]

Ew, Gray-Mane. Any battleborn would know that they are disgusting

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

@@Nojnoj Eorlund is literally the one Gray Mane you wouldn't want to anger. Best blacksmith in Skyrim and has the companions at his back.

[@mwrothenberg2]

Fantastic roleplay! This one is so fun and relaxing. Thank you Fred!

[@Blueriboh]

I always respect the commitment that Fred always brings to the table with videos like these

[@niharc]

i have been asking for lord farquaad after the haircut and i finally got a farquaad video thanks

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Loyalty is rewarded in this kingdom, good peasant. 🏰

[@garretttoothaker1138]

@@lordfarquaad8267 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antoniokristler6973]

No order is too tall for a man of his caliber.

[@ZoeAmory]

The soft tapping combined with the background sounds makes the back of my neck go all melty in the most relaxing way, brilliant work.

[@lordfarquaad1163]

Thanks man! your always welcome to my castle😁

[@stainfightingpower9402]

When he was complimenting his unfinished statue it looked like he was gesturing towards me and it made me feel nice c:

[@avanishgvyas1992]

How the hell do these ideas even come to his mind??

[@alexzhai5944]

Lol you should make one of Lord Farquaad insulting us

[@niufy845]

Yeah he would be too short for the camera to see so it would just be a wall insulting us lmao

[@biajoblanc9261]

I just love these Lord Farquaad role plays

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

Which are the other ones?

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

Drinking game: every time he says lord farquaad you take a shot

[@stainfightingpower9402]

Good lord that would kill you! But.... I'm in

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

@@stainfightingpower9402 Indeed it would but it would still make for a damn good time,

[@Coal_XVII]

OOOOOH BOI

[@bread6811]

My friend literally died after first shot. It was like 6 bullets in that gun and he lost after first one. What a noob

[@johanodinson8839]

Fred, your videos are amazing! I been watching your asmr for some years and it's getting better

[@Gloronthor]

Amazing as always! I love this Lord Farquaad universe

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Thank you, my dear Wallachian ruler. Blessings on the House of Basarab.

[@cmcgee8803]

You bring me so much joy, Fred. Love you.

[@Married_Life_of_us]

This was amazing. I haven’t felt tingles like that in a long time. May I suggest in your next sculpture video, if you could walk around and make sure the back is perfect as well. The added effects added was a superb choice!

[@FarFarAwayTheories]

This is incredibly, Shrektacularly great! Huge respect to you Fred. I love this video. You have Lord Farquaad the respect he deserves!

[@gretajo5066]

i think fred is the only asmrtist i watch now just because his content never disappoints

[@danielrobertson2974]

After a long nightshift Im now home to sleep and I have to say seeing the notification for this video is a thing of beauty ✌🏻😴

[@moxonk]

The people who disliked are shorter than Lord Farquaad. XP

[@bread6811]

"That's not true!!!" - the voice from below said

[@choreo._]

A buff man wearing a jesters outfit is legendary

[@Jaffer313]

I don't even use Fred's videos to sleep anymore I just watch them because these role plays are entertaining

[@ChaoticFrost_]

I have this funny feeling, Fredward didn't survive that encounter.

[@Shurzii_]

Fred: this is one of the finest statues I’ve ever made. Me: *laying on my bed in boxers while eating leftover dumplings* hm? You say something?

[@CristianoRonaldo-or1hh]

Ah yes, another glorious store owned by lord farquad

[@moonchaser_ae]

the horse hoof sounds are so satisfying

[@ethanbrandt8617]

I was kinda hoping for a twist where he accidentally broke a piece of the staue off or knocked it over right before lord Farquaad arrived.

[@tophercf508]

So, a variant of Thor is a mason for Lord Farquaad. Marvel, take notes.

[@CoseDaNerd.]

Could you please do "soap carving" or "wood carving" please lord Fred

[@erikmoss5847]

Love your videos they help me sleep

[@nivedlaxsea8114]

Every once in a while when I’m watching ASMR I get this intrusive thought about what it’d be like to try to explain what I’m watching to my 90yr old Russian grandmother who’s never used the internet

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

I just.........I can't. The costume is fudging amazing and the acting...highly comedic and absolutely got a laugh out of it. Equally though, I got some of those tingles! Just bloody amazing. Everyone, enjoy this video, enjoy your time! Cheerio!

[@jenrichards8938]

Love Fred’s whispers!!

[@boris1528]

Thx Fred for those awesome videos, they must be so much work🙌

[@DjDErpSaLoT]

"This is true perfection" *Why thank you*

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

This one is getting added to my "Best ASMR" playlist.

[@foolofatook2026]

I don’t know where this idea spawned from, whether it was a random suggestion in comments, or a random thought in Fred’s head. Either way this was awesome! 😆

[@YellowCyanXY]

“Yes lord farquaard” “A mob Shrek fans has awoken and the meme world has collapsed”

[@jakeolson8961]

This is my favorite video and my favorite creator

[@juanatorres2393]

nesecito que alguien me alegre el día y aquí siempre lo encuentro

[@FernandoSilva-bf7dv]

Que suerte encuentro un comentario en español

[@saselses2038]

Al fin

[@juanatorres2393]

Aquí casi todos hablan inglés es un milagro encontrar alguien khe hable español

[@juanatorres2393]

:)

[@DrRegulusFang]

Excelente!

[@williammaydwell1389]

A wise man once said. “Making ASMR is a complicated profession” To that man I say. Yeah but this is just getting strange. Relaxing, entertaining. yes but I just laugh when I see these now. Good job Fred.

[@PigeonsASMR]

Oh boy hahaha this was a trip. Loved every second 😂❤️

[@liambrownpianoproductions3445]

We! need! the! next! bit! , this is like a asmr cliff hanger

[@jakebake7637]

Why is the asmr so gooood thx Fred

[@dubx7304]

I love your asmr I listen to you every night

[@NunyaBiznes-vs1gy]

Wonderful ! ! ! Love it ! !

[@Narutofreak155]

You are a master of your craft 🙌✨👏

[@bigsammy5283]

you the goat for these ideas

[@roxanauribe5548]

Definitely listening to this tonight before bed 😌❤️👌

[@elijahhwrldd1252]

You posted this on my birthday😌

[@aidenhyoudou6490]

So, how many bloopers are in this XD, and I love the suit

[@stg3239]

My favorite videos haha, they are just so creative

[@howarddeeznuts2113]

I like the acoustics😴

[@kaskynightblade8490]

Excellent work.

[@SCP_Archives]

Loving the star wars quote in the description!

[@julianmichel8362]

This is so cool

[@AzuraeLyonheart]

10/10 for good humour, love it.

[@josiahelenez8262]

Bro I love your videos you make me relax like 1min

[@Auscilius]

Okay... this is the most abstract "rude" episode yet, and its awesome😂

[@Hypegreene05]

If I wasn't playing a video game right now I'd be in bed watching this.

[@crystalgamer9877]

What were u playin???

[@truenorthtarot8670]

Started watching this 2 go to sleep but I can't stop giggling.

[@smd_kill3ryt765]

fred is the best actor i've never seen. no more

[@InnateNobility]

I love history-inspired ASMR. 10/10!

[@dileep929]

Me watching many other Asmr videos & finally falling asleep due to Fredsvoice 👉🏻 1:29

[@artgirl96]

Wonderful asmr

[@m.a.d2120]

not gonna lie this is creative, asmr + shrek universe. now this is the real deal!

[@brendantaylor6288]

Great video Fred was very relaxing 👍

[@devoltathomas6099]

This man has great understanding about art