"Free The Glutens" Tom Waits interview 2015

[@Jcolinsol]

Tom has finally realized his childhood dream of becoming an old man. Congratulations Mr. Waits!

[@smalltimer666]

That was so well written !

[@คาเฟ่บ้านทุ่ง-ท6ฃ]

Aren't we all working so hard on this?

[@PostPatriot]

He was old before he was young.

[@franckmarronier130]

@Ubonrat fischer no

[@jamesanderson2689]

smalltimer666 qqqquite

[@javigd96]

This dude just comes to a show and cracks every joke he has thought of for the last 4 years, I love him.

[@eduardoramos5792]

That's only the ones you heard

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

It's how it use to be on shows like Jimmy Carson

[@threadfix]

I laughed and I laughed!

[@danlevay5657]

It’s amazing how nice folks are to you when they know you are going away. - Tom Waits

[@matthewcuellar7879]

Kind of made me think.

[@nothanksmate]

He speaks like a poet.

[@dntskdnttll]

@@nothanksmate He IS a poet. Look up the lyrics to Walking Spanish and their meaning. Layers.

[@nothanksmate]

@@dntskdnttll I will, thank you. I guess what I meant was, regardless of what he writes, he actually speak like a poem is being written. His mind is so lyrical, and poetic in nature, he can't help but speak sonnets.

[@Snakefinger1000]

Tom saved my life. I used to leave the radio on while I slept, one night while I was fast asleep his song "On The Nickel" awakened me to a house that was burning the smoke would have killed me or the flames would've. His music always moved me and I was in a very dark time of my life my wife had left me and I missed my kids so very much. God bless him he's the real deal a true individual. I don't know where all that music comes from but it's got to be a special place. He sings for those who lost their way and whose lives are full of pain, he gets me deep down.

[@jessemcelroy2776]

Waking up to tom waits singing and fire i bet you thought you went to hell

[@JacksonTheEpic]

Glad you’re still with us man

[@somekid7]

"He sings for those who lost their way and whose lives are full of pain." Amen to that. He kept me company and made me laugh when all I could think about was jumping off a bridge.

[@Peppersfirst]

A beautiful memory 🙏

[@lesliehorwinkle]

Hip hip hooray.

[@johndunkle740]

I picked up Tom Waits in my cab in Phila in 1976. He introduces himself and I mentioned that I had never heard of him. e told me that a lot of people didn't. We stopped at Days Deli on Spruce Street and asked me if i wanted anything. I said no and he bought a sandwich and took it with him to a friends house in Bala Cywyd. Later that year In June I was in London and noticed a sign on the Paladium Theater staying that Tom Waits was performing there the next week. Then I knew who he was! A great Guy! I never forgot it.

[@miz_d]

- so George what is the biggest role in your career? - i was the background at a Tom Waits' interview

[@roberthermans6357]

hahaha! "yeah, I know George" No more, so funny

[@SoulDaddy33]

And perfectly played, too. Happy to take a meager share of the spotlight, he was.

[@BoojumFed]

Truly, a career point most can only dream of...

[@moosestubbings1853]

It's as if he's a ventriloquist controlling tom🤣

[@joebrown5016]

He did something to piss George off in the hall way.. obviously..

[@tn18977]

His physical age has caught up to his voice.

[@dennisstaughton7474]

tn18977 amazing, really, considering how long ago his voice was sounding old. I still don't think the rest of him has caught up.

[@PrincessNinja007]

Now we just hope his mind never catches up ;)

[@toddhurry7674]

I think he is 65 in this video.

[@claudemayers]

He lost his voice along time ago used to chain-smoke five packs a day - that didn't help Listen to his first couple of albums and you'll be surprised how nice his voice was back then

[@bullshitethirty9590]

His gravelly voice is a direct result of his fuck off way of singing. Respect

[@ST-kr7hz]

Met a hippy kid outside a grocery store many years ago. He told me his uncle was Tom Waits and I told him he was full of shit. He pulled out a photo of them together at Thanksgiving dinner, and I was like daaaaaamn

[@weilanddavis5256]

I believe any story that ends with and I was like Deeeeeammmn

[@jamespriest9658]

was his name daniel

[@sngscratcher]

Waits has a killer, off-the-wall sense of humor, almost Carlin-esque. Could have been a stand up comedian, had the music thing not worked out!

[@PhilJonesIII]

Most of us are trying to work it out.

[@gregormiller4037]

Check out his coffee and cigarettes routine:)

[@TheJoehines]

Open-minded Skeptic wait... the music thing WORKED OUT for him?!!

[@roguetoken5640]

he actually does jokes and observations during his live shows.

[@sunemunch-petersen5392]

Nighthawks at the diner.

[@thedownsides]

Tom Waits has written and performed some of the most profound and serious music I've ever listened to yet he never takes himself too seriously apparently. That's a balance achieved by a whole lotta life lived. And I'm not talking quantity.

[@danamathews5712]

Tom wait is not only an incredible writer but in my opinions a GREAT comic thinker and improvisor in his appearances. Ultimate talent!

[@bige8949]

Writer? He's a musician first and foremost

[@joshuabeach6821]

+Gísli Stefán he considers himself a poet.

[@TheLyingFigure]

+Joshua Beach actually he's a Methodist

[@h20-p6g]

agree!

[@AnnaLVajda]

Waits but yes.

[@VM-oi3dk]

This man’s a genius! He’s coming up with this off the top of his mind

[@AJV3000]

I once had a dream Tom Waits causally walked into my house, raided the fridge and made himself a sandwich.

[@komradekontroll]

Unrealistic. He would ask for a couple bucks in real life and a dab of mayo

[@efmamjjasond99]

not a dream honney

[@moosey62]

He woulda raided the sandwich and made a new fridge.

[@arasley]

That actually sounds exactly like something he should do.

[@tomodonnell878]

Are you sure it was a dream?

[@churrosmcchurros6909]

That moment when Clooney thinks the joke is stupid then actually gets it and realizes it's hilarious...

[@jodomo4279]

The irony is that it was a stupid joke

[@padron3954]

Tbh I don't get it. Could anyone explain?

[@professorbabaji9540]

@@padron3954 took me a while to figure it out. "Re-tiring" , doing the tire work again.

[@padron3954]

Professor Babaji Omg, thank you! I feel so dumb for not understanding lol

[@assy368]

I think Clooney was being a little stuck up either way lol

[@AntonDoesMusic]

Clooney kept a solid expression until that "retire from the tire business" joke.

[@vandogg14]

He's handcuffed...

[@g.stephens263]

But, it took Clooney a second before it registered! Waits has a wicked sense of humor!

[@BrettRebman]

he was probably just trying to hold in his farts

[@ayindenedlasinthehaystack9540]

3:50

[@jamesk3612]

"You can't retire from the tire business, it just sounds like you're signing yourself up for more time" -under rated joke

[@MSTRFKRT]

The slow response to that is so good

[@multiversechorus]

Mitch Hedberg would’ve been proud of this joke.

[@ambrotype]

Tom should host the oscars. They would never do it. but He is more universally admired than many famous actors plus he is surprisingly funny.

[@JayyVee41]

That would be the weirdest shit of all time

[@terrapinflyer273]

That'd be epic! Or a roast?

[@AnnaLVajda]

That crowd could not handle him.

[@TC-dw6wg]

@@JayyVee41 weirder than the oscars?? Hahaha

[@BackyardSwingset]

he walked into our food shop 'kitchen' in nyc with his kid on his shoulders and ordered "some of that chicken off the bone" that i was de-boning for to stew some. we made him whatever he liked. and i swooned

[@BloodylocksBathory]

I just love Tom Waits. He's a brilliant artist and a real character in real life

[@jamespollock11]

Wrong. Nothing original.

[@gregorysullivan7175]

@ James Pollock. Thanks for the input. Now I can move on.

[@daviddark2058]

@@jamespollock11 oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

[@jamespollock11]

@@daviddark2058 You've led a sheltered life.

[@daviddark2058]

@@jamespollock11 Bravo top comeback there. Most people live sheltered lives. It's called living in a house as opposed to living in a dumpster, which is where your " opinion" belongs.

[@dwocelot6913]

Clooney's poise and restraint, along with Waits being Waits, make this hilarious

[@morgancross5481]

Underrated performance there, lol. Taking most of what he said seriously but then cracking up at the "re-tire business" joke. A+ support. 😂

[@dntskdnttll]

Poise? Or uptightness?

[@ArtIntelligensia]

Two class acts

[@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401]

I thought George Clooney was being rude until I saw the handcuffs

[@fatihkan2601]

two years later and I thought the exact same thing. Man being a good observer is an universal thing about us.

[@catherinecrow5662]

Tim Allen is a scumbag And the deadpan, comedic foil for Tom

[@carrrexx7190]

@@catherinecrow5662 How's Sheryl?

[@JayyVee41]

I thought he was just giving Dave a lap dance the entire time

[@andrewkeast5978]

Same 😂

[@kille-4B]

When I listen to Tom Waits .. it brings back memories, not only from listening to the music years ago and introducing friends to it, but also situations and moods that totally mirrors his songs. This guy made me feel that I’m not alone out there. Thank you Tom ❤️

[@elizabethpinkerton9866]

I saw him live on my birthday in the 70's, he was amazeing.Im still a fan over 30's later. Love the man.

[@Joe-Nathan]

50 years

[@exeveche1979]

When I was a kid my dad (big influence) said to me “hey,listen to this guy I think you’ll like him”.I was maybe 14 at the time and I played one of his albums and I thought what is this shit?Fast forward 20 odd years later and Tom waits is one of my top three artists but artists in general just so happens he’s a singer songwriter.Takes time to appreciate this man but when you do,my god.What a legend🤟🏻

[@borjadetorres7747]

Same for me. Exact same situation.

[@ryankempf1544]

“You can’t retire from the tire business ..” this man is a genius that the world will never get an equal!!

[@gooddaysahead1]

It's just a "dad joke."

[@gidget101]

And it makes a person 'chuckle' 🙄😅

[@rottenapple6109]

This is among my all time favorite KZbin vids. Always amusing to me.

[@fifthbusiness1678]

Gawd bless Tom Waits. He’s made my world a much happier place with his music and individuality.

[@maryvallettakeith6146]

Among so many other great accomplishments, this man wrote 'Day After Tomorrow', the most searing, profound song about war that's ever been written. He is the Chekhov/Bukowski of music. And unlike so many of the other greats (Dylan, etc.) he refuses to take himself too seriously. I adore this man.

[@Mercury-Wells]

Me too!

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

Step Right Up my fav Waites tune

[@rabblelevin6923]

George Clooney makes this better. He's playing a sort of straight man backdrop to the theater of it all. He's not trying to hog the spotlight. Jeez people. Tom Waits is hilarious and it works great with Letterman and Clooney as part of the dynamic.

[@rabblelevin6923]

Also Letterman is literally handcuffed to Clooney.

[@bajovato]

rabble levin Nah

[@themcknox]

I wondered why Clooney was standing there like that, thanks

[@justinbowen2509]

EastCoast Podcast awkward and weird is the entire point of letterman though!

[@davidv4018]

@@ECP90 then he is servicing the narrative.

[@user-ep4yk3td2u]

Tom Waits isn't going to die. He's just gonna be this forever. And that's great.

[@mundrubjet]

"You can't retire from the tire business...It sounds like you are signing up for more work" Ha Haaaaa!!! George Clooney got it... watch him laugh... Ol Sarge...

[@miralabualjadail4206]

Still one of my favourite interviews ever and one of the few people who can make me really laugh. So genius and creative.

[@glammer]

I laughed more in those 6 minutes than some entire seasons of SNL.

[@Gunman610]

He was fantastic in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

[@Hangya45]

Gunman610 agreed 😃

[@davidhall2257]

Totally awesome

[@Peppersfirst]

Absolutely, best part of the movie

[@johnnyvee1721]

Didn't hit nothin important..... just guts.... he made the movie

[@yero16]

For me, the best part of the whole movie. Brilliant! 🙌🏻

[@michaelkortz912]

Tom's comedy has such good timing !!! True pro .. Clooney loves it and is taking notes .. as any scholar would be

[@lando9461]

This has to be one of the greatest interviews of all time 😂😂😂

[@thehellyousay]

Clooney cracking up over the retirement joke was priceless

[@walrusgumbo3412]

He's aged like a leather boot

[@AnnaLVajda]

Put some grease on him then.

[@Dispensational_David]

Have ya never heard tell of a boot ?

[@sethgaston845]

Looks about 34 minutes older and sounds no older than he did at 30 🤣

[@LEO-xo9cz]

His voice has always sound as rough. It's the voice and mind that are important.

[@ZanderYates]

Tom Waits 2020

[@krimsonphantom8958]

Zander Yates. Or 2024 if Trump is still popular.

[@katkal3]

he's too honest

[@nigma6338]

Krimson Phantom Trump lost the popular vote. Please stahp.

[@thomaskossnar356]

Enigma, the popular vote doesn't decide elections. Another slow one here.

[@guitarsinger7382]

you mean 2044

[@ckdpraha]

I could listen to Tom's stories forever!!! Obviously, George's having the time of his life!

[@johnnymcblaze]

" I maintain that reality is for people that can't handle drugs." Tom Waits.

[@dannunya959]

mr waits: sobriety suits you well. may you continue to reap the benefits of being clean and sober for many years. congratulations sir.

[@commentrate1981]

George is cool but TOM WAITS though. Way too cool

[@duster71]

Sai Esquivel George is a scumbag globalists

[@dorian3260]

Tom Waits is hip.

[@jschuler53]

@@duster71 WHAT?

[@guitarguru.3572]

Tom Waits is the definition of cool. His acting, his music, his antics, just incredible.

[@nitsujjustin]

So Batman and the Joker get along now?

[@lp3520]

Underaated

[@azazaelmaher6468]

still dont seem like.

[@rolanddeschain9139]

Somebody else finally noticed

[@SignalCorps1]

Wow, that is very underrated. Damn I wish I had thought of that.

[@konstantinmanojlovic2245]

Batman? Oh yeah sorry..

[@jkernow3165]

Why am I now only just finding this guy he's amazing! His 70s/80s interviews had me dying 😂

[@josephschultz1753]

Tom Waits, a musical genius!, incredible actor, and comedian.With Dave gone, where will we be fortunate to See Tom again?.He was great in the latest Redford film , as he was in Seven Psychopaths!.Truly mesmerizing!

[@cisium1184]

"I was, frankly, embarrassed for them."

[@CallMeHam1]

Tom is the coolest ass on this planet ! ........... Forget George !

[@duster71]

CallMeHam Tom and Frank Zappa

[@MartianTom]

Clooney lost his cool when he started flogging Nestle products. Fucking sell-out. All that bollocks about political activism.

[@andrewschiavo6318]

MartianTom nah youre just too stupid to get it

[@theholidaylady1]

I like George, too.

[@innocentmaps]

CallMeHam OH yes. It's such a MOMENT! Speaking of which, Tom Waits is a master of the moment... Making him a pioneer of the current mindfulness and it's central message of being fully present, in the moment, from moment to moment...?

[@g.stephens263]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

[@ays162]

The best bars ever

[@williamobryan682]

Free bottle . Pre frontal.

[@gregorypozzo5693]

Although I don't doubt that Mr. Waits meant it when he said it on that bizarre talk show parody in the 70's, that quote had been around since well before he said it. He's the kind of guy that says something brilliant almost everyone he opens his mouth; sometimes he thought of it, sometimes he heard it somewhere before and recognized it's brilliance, so he repeated it and made it better...but unfortunately this one didn't start with him.

[@josehuerta3964]

What i would give for Tom Waits to either interview or be interviewed by Steven Wright.. just imagine the back and forth Gibberish from those two.

[@thejasonbischoff]

Jose Huerta only a stupid pendejo would think either speaks gibberish.

[@johnaconservativevet361]

#thejasonbischoff Only a pendejo wouldn't understand a comedic comment

I only just found out who Steven Wright is! Hilarious interview that would be.

[@mysterytrain3]

Jose...If you're looking for good pair-ups for interviews, check out the one where Keith Richards interviews Hunter S. Thompson (or did Thompson interview Richards--can't remember, exactly). You'll be wishing there were subtitles.

[@mindMyBlues]

Tom is always a gem ❤ ... we need to protect this treasure ... legend

[@danjwalker]

Waits is an amazing example of a human being that is loved for being his true self. Stop putting on a show for everyone. Be loved or hated for the person you are. There is nothing worse than being loved or hated for the person you are not.

[@KM-zw9qb]

Tom Waits very much adopts a persona, so he's not a great example of what you're talking abot

[@h20-p6g]

Daniel Walker It's much easier to do when you are loved.

[@suzannebaker5270]

So true! Waits is my daily reminder to f’ing BE MYSELF!

[@h20-p6g]

@@KM-zw9qb it is a persona but he doesn't step outside himself critically to get there. If you're healthy enough and developed enough you don't need to. If not the temptation is stronger by degrees. Some people have little option minute minute to minute, and they are constantly in a crisis situation. Many don't know it normalize it among similar people etc. But the way back is hard, long, and frequently humiliating when possible if a good true answer is what you're looking for. Murderers are just being themselves too, you know? You have to look at what you got to work with vs need to do day to day and plan your (re) integration very carefully. You only have one self. It's thankless until it proceeds far enough, and temptation to act how you want to be instead of 'being ' is strong until being contains 'enough' to carry sufficient weight. It won't ever become 'being' unless you always hold both at the same time. Until then the rewards are very slim. Afterward, still slim until it takes a pleasing form. After that though, the world is yours. Lucky are those able to know early and not have it taken from them. Maybe next luckiest are those never to really to know but who move easily among a large demographic of similar people, and in a required functional way never need to. Anyway, Tom is both fortunate and also has earned it by ongoingly making the very best of it.

[@claudemayers]

Daniel Walker Waits is always putting on a show

[@Graybeard_]

Tom Waits, one of the great underacknowledged comedians. Amazing wit, funny guy!

[@joshuaadams-leavitt4603]

Mac's mom from Always Sunny. That's what Tom Waits reminds me of.

[@johngrayatkinson1214]

I knew it was her

[@MrRouge6]

'i smell like shit!'

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

The cigarette for a mother.

[@j.fatming6363]

Heath Ledger studied tom waits voice for his role of the joker. Just a fun fact.

[@jeremynelson5311]

Joshua Adams-Leavitt omg 😂😂😂

[@-Ricky_Spanish-]

Man, Tom Waits could do standup. He has such a great sense of humor and timing.

[@TheJimulike]

This is the first interview I’ve seen of him, extremely funny man, I’m sure if he wasn’t so famous then his humour would go over the top of most people’s heads but because he is famous people give the humour the chance it deserves to be analysed when and if it’s not at first understood!

[@afrikazanj7768]

Tom's a genius.. Clooney's face expressions at 2:26 and then at 3:50 and 4:39 are priceless Darn it all...this was a good one

[@katkal3]

tom is a low key comedian

[@peterhess6039]

katkal3 I agree He’s funny-funny Not funny-strange

[@brodelnaz]

What do you mean low key

[@JayyVee41]

Low key?

[@loilt5091]

@Justin Loki rules!

[@bobmitchell4532]

@J Low key meaning suttle but not low rate! He cracks me up!

[@jackiehowell1971]

What a talented guy can't believe it took me so long to discover him. I must have been living under a rock

[@KCFlyer2]

Tom Waits was on Fernwood tonight in the 70's and had one of the best lines I had ever heard - I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[@KirstyMcCulloch]

First time meeting/ hearing Toms voice, definitely want to hear his music now, 🎉😂❤ cool guy

[@teddygrammm]

"paul shaffer who are you wearing tonight?" "hamburglar"

[@loraleijessick9581]

Nope. He's just on temporary release from prison... 1954 prison...

[@gregorysullivan7175]

He got a reprieve from Mayor McMuffin.

[@h20-p6g]

teddygrammm ha so funny!

[@cindyrichman3828]

Haha

[@loilt5091]

He was handcuffed to the sketch

[@plasticflowerz]

I love Tom Waits so much. Honestly, he's a treasure.

[@NerdOutWithMe]

350 people have no idea how damn cool Waits is.

[@AtomicZombieQueen]

Tom Waits...Genius! And funny as hell, too!

[@aleji0]

Some of his early appearances, especially, on Letterman show how ridiculously sharp his wit is. So quick, and very funny. Bright guy who can write some unfathomably dark songs...and some beautiful, heartbreaking ones. Accept no substitution. There's only one model of this particular American.

[@Knailgirl5456]

Leonard Cohen might be added to that 👍

[@teapartie]

Everything is scripted

[@Dragomicha]

@@teapartie false

[@liamgallagherrr]

Netflix should release this as a “special” funnier than anything they put out

[@mmedeuxchevaux]

Tom Waits is my spirit animal. All of his throw-away lines. The man is a genius, and I love him to pieces.

[@jennifergreig4734]

What an amazing interview! This guy is genius!

[@rhythmapprentice7358]

Love Tom Waits! His mind never stops. Music, sense of humor 😄

[@kaijessen3654]

I love this guy and I love that Letterman has promoted his art for so many years.

[@BamaJayHayes]

In Mr. Waites' appearances on Letterman, you can definitely spot/hear the vocal tics and mannerisms that inspired some of the most memorable aspects of Heath Ledger's Joker. It's all right there...

[@MrGenedancingmachine]

J. Hayes no, you just watched a dumb KZbin video once

[@BamaJayHayes]

@@MrGenedancingmachine Do a bit of research before you make sarcastic, unwarranted comments. K? www.ladbible.com/entertainment/film-and-tv-this-was-the-tom-waits-interview-that-inspired-heath-ledgers-joker-20160423

[@MrGenedancingmachine]

J. Hayes no, made up.

[@MrGenedancingmachine]

J. Hayes Ladbible: “Rumours have emerged online that The Joker's distinctive voice was based on a 1979 TV interview with actor and musician Tom Wait” See that word “rumours” ?

[@MrGenedancingmachine]

J. Hayes NME: Rumours are circulating online that the late Heath Ledger may have based his performance as The Joker on Tom waits” see that word “rumours”?

[@KitLaughlin]

Watching George crack up in the background was the highlight for me; he could barely contain himself! Love Tom Waits.

[@JayyVee41]

Tom Waits eyes are closer together than any other human ever. Probably explains a lot

[@ThePapasmurf1946]

Soon to become an iconic gold prospector. Who could'a guessed?

[@glabpat]

Tom Waits should have been cast as Kramer in Seinfeld.

[@wolfcore7755]

Robert Glab Tom waits was actually a massive inspiration for the character of Kramer.

[@subtitledEN]

Right. Like when he says "Oh, I don't know where you're going with that". Sounded So Kramer.

[@loilt5091]

@WolfCore 77 Don't you mean, perspiration?

[@MrCook1227]

Why? He's not like a Seinfeld joke and he's not like Kramer.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

God no. I love TW but Kramer was the only bearable one in that whole show.

[@beverlydwyer5162]

Here I am again 2021 ,, great show .

[@feltthefluff]

He is one of my best friends, I hope to meet him one day!

[@troyseffrood4635]

God bless!

[@jschuler53]

@@troyseffrood4635 He's my brother and always made me laugh as a little kid.

[@niamhneevekinsella7951]

Thanks for posting. Such a funny video. I love Tom Waits.

[@matijailic9986]

This whole interview is pure gold honestly 😂

[@74artgrrl]

This was delightful.

[@onusgumboot5565]

the captions are hilarious. like they were translated by a deaf computer

[@armageddon1981]

"Make it rain" is one of my favorites!! I felt like a sugar addict in a candy store with $100 when i learned that guitar riff in that song!!

[@KnuckleheadStuey]

I know of Tom but haven't really heard a lot of his stuff. he's freaking hilarious.

[@adamchurvis1]

Tom Waits nails everything he attempts, from music to acting. "Seems like folks turn into things That they'd never want The only thing to live for Is today... I'm gonna put a hole in my TV set I don't wanna grow up Open up the medicine chest And I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna have to shout it out I don't want my hair to fall out I don't wanna be filled with doubt I don't wanna be a good boy scout I don't wanna have to learn to count I don't wanna have the biggest amount I don't wanna grow up."

[@michaelmcdonald3057]

My late wife sang Karaoke in a bar in the Florida keys one night with a half in the bag disheveled George Clooney. I was very impressed with his ability to be himself and not display any pretentious attitude and mix in with us regular folk. However, he could have used some of Tom"s New Car Smell anti-persperant that night.

[@prophetofthesingularity]

He is one of the funniest comedians of all time that sings songs sometimes.

[@Funça_do_ancapistão]

George is like me in every party

[@fadeskywards1245]

Feeling you right now

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

There's dozens of us, brother… DOZENS!!!

[@Funça_do_ancapistão]

2 years, and i made progress, now i say hi to other people hahah

[@terrapinflyer273]

Yup.

[@Presto_entertainment]

Handcuffed to another man?

[@MDLOP8]

Waits deserves an Oscar for his role as the Devil in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus." Holds his own against Christopher Plummer in the title role.

[@jharju2352]

Thanks for reminding me of that movie. Time to re-watch it!

[@BeingAwakeisPainful]

That movie was wild!

[@terrapinflyer273]

IDP was LIT

[@alessandrorossini8704]

Beautiful movie, perfect devil.

[@thomasservo9231]

3:55 The moment George gets the joke

[@SIRmilkman2]

+Ro Pi come on, re-tiring, sounds like you're singing up for more tire work.

[@MalnourishedGoat]

It's very straightforward and more of a humorous observation/story than an actual set-up/punchline joke. It's commentary first on how New York has changed a bit from the graffiti covered, crime-ridden cesspool of yesteryear and into the hipster dominated, frozen yogurt and yoga-practicing capital of the world. But the additional layer, the meat of the humor, and the reason Tom Waits felt "embarrassed" for them, is that people stand in line for things that are either a necessity (think the DMV) or highly sought after/desired (iphones, concerts, meeting the pope). To stand in line for something as plain, easily accessible, and arbitrary as salad is just plain stupid. People standing in line for salad IS the joke.

[@thomasservo9231]

Maze jokes? You lost me...

[@kurtsjogren7329]

Don't worry, not many people speak the crrectct English, whatever that is now a days! I certainly don't and it still can hide meaning or expose them. All tòngues do l belįeve??

[@vinayseth1114]

+MalnourishedGoat Try checking the time stamp mentioned before talking out of your ass, you idiot!

[@wwestern99]

If I could ever meet one person in this life, Tom Waits is right up there.

[@TerryLightfoot]

Oh my god, Tom's jokes made me laugh till I was crying. So effing funny..

[@MiloSatori]

Thank you Mr. Waits, best music teacher.

[@MrStensnask]

Tom has that rascal look in his eyes and he's genuinely funny. I bet he's great company.

[@littleghostfilms3012]

Hilarious! Great One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest haircut on Tom. When he was growing up in San Diego his dad was a high school Spanish teacher who only listened to Spanish language music on the radio, and his mom listened to inspirational religious programs.

[@Wilburinaballerina]

I think he's great and it's hilarious that he's wearing the same jacket he wore on the show in 2012!

[@laurenjager297]

You were my favorite part of Mystery Men, Tom!! 🤙🌊🌴🍻 I almost peed my pants @ the end of the interview.. when Dave started to praise their wives! 😆

[@literallyallthingsonice]

George’s face at 03:50 after Tom says “You can’t retire from the Tire business.” LOL 😂

[@mackay4740]

I never knew Tom was so dam hilarious, made my day!

[@lacanian1500]

same