French spy reports on SERBIA, April 2020.

Reports on the situation on Serbia as of the 21st of April 2020.
Rapport sur la situation en Serbie du 21 avril 2020.

[@RottenFlag]

Jedina zamerka je što čep flaše sa rakijom nikada ne treba da se slaže sa flašom. Žuta tečnost u flaši od fante sa koka kola čepom? Rakija.

[@ovrskr]

у Кини - бензин. не треба мешати ^^

[@gamesmappers9740]

to je dobra stvar, jos nije provalio sve nase tajne!

[@vukasin1539]

Oh god, he's too powerful to be kept alive.

[@bitefetish7467]

Ikr😂

[@Kanki_6]

OH NE SVE JE OTKRIO

[@tinglestingles]

DO NOT EVER SAY 'Kajmak' is like cream cheese! I did once and suffered the consequences for my ignorance and trashing Serbian cuisine. All the people in the restaurant stopped talking and I was reminded by my female lunch companion that I'm just English and what do I know!?!? I, of course, withdrew my observation, offered my apologies and got drunk for the afternoon with everyone in the restaurant. The police, Serbian Special Forces, or my Embassy were luckily not involved.

[@Lazar12100]

"'Kajmak' is like cream cheese" - Yes and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

[@user-wp3yk3ip7o]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍 GREAT ONE!!!

[@Lazar12100]

@@user-wp3yk3ip7o www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DA-RfHC91Ewc&ved=2ahUKEwjn0czY1ojpAhWwtIsKHRzQBvMQwqsBMAF6BAgIEAk&usg=AOvVaw3XyY6cG8pgJUpFji35gjLZ

[@Wolfsheim23]

So what does a Serbian say if you say. "What is Kajmak?"

[@tinglestingles]

@@Wolfsheim23 I do not want to ask!

[@mirkoukic9403]

I have just found out that others don't switch off boiler when they take a shower. My biggest shock after finding out that others don't put ketchup on pizza

[@marcbotte4118]

"You can kill them by turning on the boiler while they take a shower" hahahha so good/true. Also, apart from "promaja" you can also kill them by making them go out the same day they washed their hair ;)

[@DM-cd6jj]

Haha those urban legends are funny I've tried to talk some sense with my parents but no success. They still believe in all of that .

[@user-wp3yk3ip7o]

Exactly!

[@marcbotte4118]

@@DM-cd6jj I realized in many 70s flats, the boiler was actually put above the tub, hence the electric + water risk, but people still switch it off when the boiler is a the opposite side of the bathroom :D

[@vladimirsoskic5475]

or sitting on cold concrete.

[@nikolaalexanderphilipp968]

@@marcbotte4118 might be one reason, the other is that the electrical works in old buildings/houses in connecting those boilers were often done by either amateurs or bad electricians without proper electrical code, so they might not be properly grounded. And then, how would you know that? You won't wire the damn boiler again. So even though most are wired properly, people still turn them off out of fear :)

[@draganjelicic2oo]

Svaka cast majstore, imas najbolje klipove. Samo tako nastavi

[@timax4114]

0:20 if you lived 3 years in Serbia, it would be different 3 fingers :D

[@ovrskr]

Strange, the french way to show 3 is the same as serbian one, he did the english one there. definitely a saxon coloniser in hiding.

[@bojan0258]

@@ovrskr probably american spy working for france to spy on serbia!

[@CrnaNs00]

I laughed soooo hard. True. You have it all figured out, just padeži left. Keep up the good work!

[@bitefetish7467]

And kese u kesi😂

[@catcuty1223]

Wait they keep Rakija in the fridge? My family keeps it under the sink

[@nenkomanolov2951]

In some very sophisticated families it comes out of the sink.

[@Nikolabdp]

Never, I mean NEVER store rakija in plastic botlle. Only glass bottles are acceptable

[@irrelevant8794]

HAHHAHAH this video is great ahhahahah, i was laughing the entire time

[@sofokle888]

Nice sense of humor, and I love the accent! Keep up the good work.

[@tinglestingles]

You should up your video output to once a week at least. There are many interesting aspects to Serb history, culture, cuisine, folklore that must be fully investigated. No Serbian stone must be left unturned.

[@tinglestingles]

Sir, I have subscribed because of your most excellent English accent! I'm sure I detect a Liverpool accent, my God man you sound like one of The Beetles!

[@bobanmunja]

Kad sam na jednoj slavi rekao da ne jedem Ovcetinu, lele ja mislim da me i dan danas psuju na isti dan

[@ivanvujovic8865]

Video je vrh , zasluzuje vise pregleda

[@tamarapetronijevic3407]

Cekaj, stranci ne gase bojler? 😱

[@tamarapetronijevic3407]

@@dejankojic4293 I ja bih tako ali ovih dana ne mogu da docekam ponoc da upalim bojler 💤😂

[@Lili-ko4yo]

@@dejankojic4293 tako se vise trosi, paljenje gasenje. ostavis na srednjoj temperaturi, i ono samo pomalo podgreva. Ako iskljucis bojler voda se bez potrebe hladi.

[@Lili-ko4yo]

ma jok nemaju bojlere kao mi,nego ugradnu toplu vodu.

[@narozcivonavoj3826]

To je realnost,bojler može zaista vrlo lako da vas ubije,može i strance ,samo oni ne razmišljaju,sve zaštite mogu da zakažu,uzemljenje može da se izgubi a da ne znate,jer ne proveravate svaki dan isto,kao električar i vodoinstalater razumem opasnosti,to se dešava vrlo retko,ali se dešava,prošle zime čini mi se u Zrenjaninu je poginula žena ,od bojlera,tj strujnog udara,znam dosta slučajeva,radi se o tome da ste u vodi,pored vode i struje zajedno,loša kombinacija,tako da je obavezno da gasite bojler.

[@stojanpetrovic4513]

@@narozcivonavoj3826 U pravu si za nase bojlere ali na zapadu nemaju vise elektricne bojlere 99% su na gas i stalno imaju toplu vodu nema bojlera.

[@VK-qo1gm]

You are so damn witty! love it! 'promaja' you nailed it :)

[@zeljozexy]

Simpatican Francuz,uzivaj u Srbiji zete.

[@rasturismo5142]

Eloi legendo, samo napred

[@aimdart4073]

**chuckles** I'm in danger

[@fortunato3299]

Srpski naučnici su otkrili da jedan decilitar rakije dnevno ne samo da je dobro... nego je i malo. Serbian scientists have discovered that one deciliter of brandy a day is not only good... than it's not enough.

[@user-dq8km4zt7f]

Uh, dobro je što još nije otkrio da je najjače oružje protiv nas ulazak u kuću obuven.. sreća pa nikad neće saznati. Unless...?

[@theboyfromneighbourhood8998]

Dobar si. Pratim te.

[@NamiruTV]

PROMAJA nastaje kada se vazduh miješa iz 2 ili više pravaca. Naprimjer,ako u 1 sobi u kojoj sjedite otvorite prozor,ali otvorite i vrata od balkona. Tada se strujanje vazduha množi i postaje promaja. Ako imate još neki otvor otkuda može strujati vazduh , odnosno ako ih imate više, samim tim je i PROMAJA jača i opasnija..... Možete da otvorite sve prozore u stanu,tada se sudaraju sva strujanja vazduha i dolazi do prave PROMAJE koja liči na vožnju motora bez kacige pri brzini od 100km/h na vanjskoj temperaturi od 10 c. Dakle, PROMAJA je zaista opasna,a dešava se kada se sudara minimum 2 i više strujanja vazduha. . . . . PROMAJA postoji svuda na svijetu,ali Srbi su je prvi učinili bitnom i važnom 😍👋

[@wudzah]

Just had a fight with my Russian wife to switch off the boiler when she showers. How many times to I have to say that to her. It's not a f**ing joke.

[@bitefetish7467]

To je nešto što stranci nikad neće razumeti😔

[@jenntmjenn]

Promajaaaa 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Très bien mon ami

[@user-wp3yk3ip7o]

GREAT!!!😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍 Great sense of humor!!!!!😂😂😂😂 PROMAJA!!! I am scared of PROMAJA too!!!

[@milanmarkovic4348]

Samo ti nastavi da pijes tu nasu magicnu tecnost i videces kad ti jednog dana porastu dlake na mestima na kojima nisi mogao ni da sanjas.

[@Pavic8]

kraljina

[@micabalunovic629]

Nasmejali ste me. Merci messieurs.

[@jpetrovic14]

Zašto ne govoriš francuski u ovom klipu? Bar malo. :)

[@Crnoknezevic]

Comment tuer un français ? - Commendez-lui un Bambus à la Kafana du coin. - Remplacez son beurre par de la margarine. - Faites-le travailler plus de 35h par semaine. - Obligez-le à conduire une voiture non diesel. - etc. Pozdrav iz Svice brate Eloi.

[@serbonab.2408]

This is your first video I have seen and I like it. It is always interesting to see how strangers look at us - Srbs but many times they are absolutly wrong but you not.You hit the target. Very good- keep going . Looking forward to see more of your videos.

[@vesnamarkovic6635]

Будалетино,исплаках душу смејањем

[@zelenizub6619]

He knows to much...

[@michaelcoceski5442]

Is it true that your king is not interested joining the search for the 'Holy Grail' because - he already has one ???

[@natalijakunic4374]

Hahahahahaha I love your sence of humor!!!

[@vukkraguljac2855]

Mozes da ih ubijes ako ukljucis bojler🤣🤣🤣

[@proximusadiemus8731]

Ahahaha... Odlaze u nemačku "da rade" 😂 😂 😂 Pa ono, i ti si došao ovde da "radiš" 🤔😉😜

[@ovrskr]

hahaha... ti si u pravu.. nikada dolaze u srbiju da rade

[@pahuljica7133]

Hahahaha, ali mit o bojleru, umrla sam, ne znam odakle je, ali je toliko rasprostranjen (i sama se plašim, priznajem)🤣

[@ovrskr]

Mon pouvoir de Canadien: je peux survivre à n'importe quel promaja, et secrètement déchiffrer la langue hexagonale.

[@srdjandakulovic6052]

wait you don't turn off your boiler when you guys shower but how wouldn't you get an eletric strike

[@sacvet2764]

Because they have good electricians who know their job !

[@cikorija3505]

Prava srpska rakija je ona koja je stajals u dudovo ili hrastovo bure najmanje 5 do 6 meseca i dobila lepu boju i smek.Prijatno. Dobar ti je humor.

[@user-td3vl6to3g]

О мој Боже јел се наше жене стварно толико шминкају? 😂

[@jpetrovic14]

Ja idem bez šminke, verovatno me zato niko ni ne vidi. :D :D

[@user-wp3yk3ip7o]

DA! NAŽALOST!

[@Pfirtzer]

Sve ste takve dok niste udate, posle toga se opustite, sve neke trenerke , patike i rasirite se kao Meksikanke neke, ili puding

[@user-td3vl6to3g]

Pfirtzer ја сам таква и пре свадбе била замисли 😩

[@MisterXdotcom]

Ja ni ne gledam te sa pokrivačem šminke, pre ću razgovorati sa devojkom u patikama i trenerci ili farmerkama.

[@dnicules]

Answer to the plastic bag question: in Balkans having a plastic bag full of plastic bags it's a characteristic of a family, Alternately, one can have a kitchen drawer full of plastic bags, that would be a well established family 😂

[@hugolimbourg]

C'est valable aussi pour la Croatie.

[@user-sv6xo1vm7y]

Zaboravio si ono da ces umreti ako napolje izadjes mokre kose i da svaka srpska iajka zna nekog kome se to desilo,i ono kao vidis u frizideru ciniju sladoleda otvoris kad ono paprike,......

[@andrewgregovic1608]

Ja sam indonezanski zet i interesantno da se i Indonezani boje od promaje ko djavo od krsta. Kad se razbolis, od prakticno bilo cega, oni to zovu "masuk angin" - prevod kao "udje vetar". Zao vetar udje i onda se razbolis, tj. zla promaja. Totalno ima smisla 🤒

[@stefanradosavljevic4191]

Ovo za bojler je tačno😂

[@ic8611]

Као и увек ме слатко насмеје. И молим вас, увек искључите бојлер када се шурите😅😂🤣

[@jacazoe5801]

Hahaaahaaa extra brate 😂😂😂😂😂😂 sve tacno i ne menjaj nista dok pricas 😁😁😁😁

[@walkinginnature9502]

Ali za kese ni meni nije jasno 😂😂😂

[@l.h.wotton6161]

👍

[@gordonstanic1237]

Na dobrom si putu da postanes Srbin ! ! !

[@kidamkolkoznam]

I can confirm 100% about the boiler. I can also confirm 100% about the plastic bag full of plastic bags (I even have one of my own). I honestly don't understand how PROMAJA is not widely known (and yes it is very real).

[@Zalbeon]

Completely true!!! And the serbian women war painting

[@jela3767]

He knows too much

[@tamjansan1154]

" Alo, Alo. It is me " 😎😅😅

[@vukasinbosancic2295]

hahahahahaahahaha

[@siguw7169]

hahhaahaha the camouflage xD

[@SlobodanDjusic]

Tellement reel !!!!

[@elsummy]

Rakija connecting people :D

[@oraopapao7139]

P R V I

[@michaelcoceski5442]

Those eggs are from 'Gay' chickens - don't you see those colours ?? Oh you french ......

[@MisterXdotcom]

Dude we don't use that word in Serbia.

[@michaelcoceski5442]

@@MisterXdotcom oh french chickens is illegal ?

[@cone724]

We don't have gays in Serbia... :)

[@michaelcoceski5442]

@@cone724 Primer: Marija Serifovic. Bolje bi bilo kad nismo imali ali sada to je prednost na Evrovizija.

[@michaelcoceski5442]

@Igor M Ovie jebeni padez'i me mac'at kako i Francuzov.

[@Calaman228]

🤣

[@moskrik2]

advance technology!

[@ministarka898]

I live life on the edge, with boiler on haha

[@DK-hw7is]

Our ally Germany? Hmmm interesting 🤔

[@_enchi_]

RAKIJA IS THE HOLY WATER !

[@andjelkajovicic9862]

Na trenutke zvuči kao da imitira francuski akcenat i glumi da je francus...khmmm

[@Lili-ko4yo]

jok to su oni.

[@benkamiro7044]

Haha nice bravo

[@jelenajelena3725]

Jedna zamerka zašto govoriš na engleskom Ti si Francuz 🤔🤔🤔

[@daniloss1319]

Germany: Tries to destroy France twice Eloi: 2:39

[@djordjestankovic5666]

PROMAJA

[@BacaBaconi]

👏👏👏

[@nikolapetrovic8]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@nexa8057]

Hahahahahah

[@mihailocoric2696]

Elem 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nikola-wn5uu]

Epic ^^

[@lordbloodraven835]

Ne znaju oni sta su bili Iskra bojleri x)

[@Lili-ko4yo]

Rakija se drzi u staklenoj flasi, plastika nije dobra. Sonst , bon courage mon gars .

[@petarciccio]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@magdalena3167]

Camoufllage 😂🤦🏼‍♀️De la même manière que j'ai été choquée lors de ma première visite en France, les Françaises n'utilisent pas du tout le maquillage! De voir nos femmes je crois que c'etait un choq pour toi, car nos femmes serbes font très attention à leur apparence.

[@kristinacvetkovic5620]

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH promajaaaaaa

[@norrapohjola8076]

House without plastic bag full of other plastic bags is not a house 👍😂

[@pajserstangla2049]

otkrij le pak zamuve

[@timeatmea6937]

Lol...seriously funny!!!

[@iriniagia4885]

Ала си блесав. 😂😂😂😂

[@suzanamiladinovic5369]

Umrla sam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@narozcivonavoj3826]

Francuski špijun xaxaca

[@petarpopovic6294]

My friends are going to Germany hehehe

[@crilliaceag3769]

So funny :D :D :D

[@mladen83db]

Sta je sa francuzima i ubrusima 😂😂 krpa ne postoji u kuci 😂💪

[@lukadencic4112]

0:21 you had only one job

[@georgedelanoy9548]

Of course a guy who his French spy and say it on KZbin ...

[@jelenabodrazic522]

Tuzno,pretuzno.

[@mezmerizer9422]

Rakija protects you from vlashka madjija as well.

[@user-pd4vg4et4g]

та разнобојна јаја што си нашао, то се зове хришћанство. још коју годину у србији, па ћеш схватити.