We made a FARM in a MILITARY BASE! (DayZ)

We packed our shovels and seeds and headed to Pavlovo military base to make a farm. We knock out some trespassers, take their blood, and force feed them zucchinis.
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#DayZ #FreshSpawns #Farm

[@Danny93Robbo]

What that guy said about you making him happy on a bad day, I feel there's a he'll of a lot of people including myself that feel the same way about you guys. Thank you Freah Spawns.

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks Daniel! It’s so nice to hear that our videos cheer people up! Hope you’re having a good day 👨‍🌾

[@phatmusic4chris]

Man have been watching them like non stop for the Last 3 days they threw me into so many laughing fits 🤣🤣

[@Peglesss]

That lad at the start 🥺

[@TIM3THI3F]

I only found this channel a few days ago but has easily become one of my go to channels to watch. Always entertaining

[@FreshSpawns]

Welcome to the channel! Glad to hear you’re enjoying the videos. Thanks for commenting 👨‍🌾👊

[@kornpop1557]

Was just about to say the same thing! Keep it up!

[@gabrielgaurbier6476]

George: "Trust me you're going to love these zucchinis" Rando: "i want to kill myself" 😂😂😂

[@Jam3z7]

The part from 11:39 is like some deleted scene from the deliverance. Absolutely brilliant. When you was chasing him, it would if been funny to use that megaphone.

[@renton1656]

The only fun part of Monday is a new video from Fresh Spawns

[@KKinstall]

Best line made me laugh out loud “ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS DO THE SAME THING” thanks for making me laugh and many others

[@ZombieATAT]

A blood bag lottery might be fun. Get loads of healthy players together. Draw a bag of blood from each. Then re-distribute them randomly, so each person has one bag to replenish their health. The winner gets something really cool, like a car headlight bulb.

[@MrBallardbuddy]

This is legit I would call in to work to watch that episode

[@katewilbow2950]

Now this is what I call entertainment

[@IamBATMAN2024]

You mean “blood bag roulette” lol

[@ZombieATAT]

@@IamBATMAN2024 Neither is appropriate but both are sufficient.

[@F0nkyNinja]

car headlight bulbs are common though?

[@NickTWhite]

When John said, "you forgot your zucchini", I completely lost it and spit my drink out through my nose lol and I haven't done that since high school I'm 43 now 😅 this has to be one of the funniest ones I've seen yeah guys good stuff I've got to try this sometime 🤘😁

[@FreshSpawns]

😂 thanks Nick! Bringing back high school memories ?

[@honeyman_]

Keeping the legacy of commenting for more uploads alive

[@MrBallardbuddy]

That's funny good stuff

[@Voxwill]

Yes lads. Always look forward to the Monday uploads 👊

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Henry! 👊👨‍🌾

[@wwg3105]

Later that year George and John were in extreme debt from farming and starved to death in their house.

[@FreshSpawns]

🧑‍🌾 😭

[@dillon5sollers581]

How tf 72 years ago 😂

[@kermitthefrog1224]

Sell humans not crops

[@ledionbajrami3540]

A maximillianmus fan bruhhhhh

[@halfkvass4757]

@@ledionbajrami3540 ikr

[@cheddabob651]

You guys need your own show, your both so witty and the fact that it’s improv makes it better

[@keanecornellmajiedt1188]

"No I've got gear" lmao😂😂😂

[@respawnkenny8690]

I just started playing dayz like 2 weeks ago and I keep getting stuck streaming myself playing for like 12 hours straight.😂 I found you guys and I've seen every video. You guys are HILARIOUS. By far my new favorite channel.😁

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Alex! Glad to hear you’re enjoying DayZ! 🧟‍♂️

[@WodiThaSteppa]

That second guy did the right thing and got out of there in a hurry 😭

[@edwald4056]

11:15 Guy 'noped' the hell out of there. I am dying laughing 😂 Good video as always.

[@jedi196]

Soon as I saw the title I started laughing and thought you bloody rascals are gunna get into trouble on this one... (Fresh Spawns were the trouble XD)

[@Airfonssoftballs]

He said no but he definitely meant yes 😂😂

[@charlesdreadful5997]

So proud of you two. Who would've thought a couple of pentioner grannys could have made this channel. Good stuff gals 🤘

[@ballsackman8933]

The background music was so peaceful and making me fall asleep that 2:26 scared the shit out of me

[@minnymovies7400]

Amazing video guys I’m never expecting your videos to get better. I’m going on DayZ right now and going farming. :)

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks Minny! 👨‍🌾

[@javaboyz3729]

love the vids keep it up guys ive been watching since day one and loved every minute of it

[@FreshSpawns]

We appreciate your support! 👨‍🌾👊

[@kermitthefrog1224]

Sell humans not crops

[@glockwidstik]

Ive been watching for a few months. I get Lewis and Simon vibes from yogscast from the both of you which I haven’t felt since I was a child. Can’t stop watching

[@spudpony9708]

Are shoe fresh shpawnsh. Yesh? 😂😂 Big up bread man. Honesty is a thing of the past, glad he's holding onto tradition! 🤣

[@levipowers2449]

Y’all do a good job of keeping dayz alive

[@TheBeardsShow]

This was utterly hilarious. You guys noise people up better than anyone I've seen

[@littycool5416]

This is gonna be good

[@FreshSpawns]

Hope you enjoy it! 👨‍🌾

[@kermitthefrog1224]

Sell humans not crops

[@selmerlane943]

Open the slave trade next😂☮️😂☮️

[@kermitthefrog1224]

🥦🌽🥬🥨🫒

[@MainlyYeezy]

This took a wild cannibalistic turn real quick

[@JavInDaUSA]

The farm recycles. It puts the blood in the bag😉

[@MattChoo93]

Only 6 mins in. YESSS you're gaining more notoriety. "You're making it very difficult to bonk you on the head" lolol

[@BrainScrambler80]

Chasing players giggling as cannibals would make a good episode.

[@nathanbutterworth599]

Yes new vid im so excited

[@FreshSpawns]

Hope you enjoy it Nathan! 👨‍🌾

[@jkach311]

Uh, ah, no, may be the best response to being beaned by a shovel I've ever heard. i never get these encounters on console, just the sweet red screen of death.

[@crossbo-gohk7877]

16:14 The desperate try to get some other players attention for some help against these crazy guys. 😆

[@jrdn3059]

Yo love the vids was here at 1.5k road to 20k

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks for the support! 👊👨‍🌾

[@kingvlad8569]

Same same bro

[@pulsepulse536]

I’ve been playing day z since August and Im love with the game, also always trynna look for day z content creators, y’all are definitely up there keep up the good work

[@rightonthetees]

Well done.... Again cracking content

[@FreshSpawns]

Hope you enjoy it buddy! 👊👨‍🌾

[@bfchristianbf]

4:52 that song from That Chapter man ahhaha your content is alway awesome,thanks to your guys my mondays are a lot better

[@leesaunders1930]

I couldn't stop laughing at this 🤣 keep it up lads and I can't wait for the next one. 👍🤝

[@74KU]

That last guy got you both so good.

[@skin7946]

I knew it's not gonna be farming simulator dayz

[@Triple87]

Quite the salesman tactics. You could sell water to a fish with dynamite. 😂😂🐠🐠💦💦

[@deletedchannel6937]

When giving someone bad blood it is good to put them to the lower end of moderate or to weak pulse so they go to minimum and continue to pass out many times

[@gagelachance6260]

Always amazing content guys, keep it up boys! Laughed at the nice fellow going “YOURE gonna hit me with a shovel and YOURE gonna shoot me” LMAO, calling out the dynamic duo XD

[@FreshSpawns]

Haha he knew the plan! 👨‍🌾

[@Chris8490]

You guys are some of the funniest KZbinrs 🤣 I literally watch your videos at work and home and glad I found your channel. DayZ needs more players like you guys

[@fredjjrmuller1957]

Thank you guys for being you. So I am a freshy, fresh , fresh to the game of day z. Today you taught me about farming, and I thank you... Fred from Mississippi USA.

[@paulv1498]

I am loving the shovel bonk sound effect it should be in the game lol!

[@JDSvideoz]

Boys, you have quickly become my favourite channel on yt. The noise that plays whenever someone pulls a gun has me in stitches every time without fail. Started playing dayz on stream since starting watching your vids. Absolute legends.

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers! 👊👨‍🌾

[@adamdavis2760]

Farmer John and Farmer George....They must be "Beatle" Farmers

[@jeffreydiamond3982]

"He left a bad review"...lmao

[@modelrailwaynoob]

In the old days of Dayz, we use to have a farm in the Elektro police station garden. It was always friendly at first, with up to 10 survivors turning up but then the shooting would start, usually from sniper hill and it would all kick off.

[@jericho2259]

looking forward to this through school

[@ddubzuk7793]

You guys are great, this is definitely one of the funniest I've seen 🤣👍

[@chrisgreely5958]

0"10 that dude coming out of the shed lmao

[@mrPINKmist]

"youre making it very difficult to bonk you on the head with a shovel" lmao

[@SlipperyNINJA87]

What a silly Billy he was..... the best customer service a military ground could offer

[@julianmorris4050]

Yes 👍 just about to start watching 👀 the video im hyped to see u two legends in ur plots and schemes 😆 🤣 lol

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Julian! Hope you enjoy it! 👨‍🌾👊

[@digger3594]

The shovel days were great

[@Stefan-vj1ej]

That second guy. Holy crap i love what you guys did to him. so damn funny !. Nice content as always guys. Thanks for the videos (:

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Stefan! He was a cool guy and I think he enjoyed his time on the farm! 👨‍🌾

[@Stefan-vj1ej]

@@FreshSpawns I think he did too (:

[@acearmy8124]

I am late:/ school y'know. You guys are so professional, keep up the work!!!!!!

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks! 👊👨‍🌾

[@supremecream1553]

I've been working on a farm at green mountain for the last couple days 🤣

[@denniscrane9753]

My man!

[@Peglesss]

Forcing him to come back and eat zucchini 😂😂 then feeding him human 🤣🤣

[@F-Your-Feelings1003]

You can be a weed farmer….. ok now I’m gonna play some dayZ just call me papachronic because ima get everyone lit 🔥 😂😂😂

[@Squire_Sam]

You guys should have brought him to your farm and as he's eating a zucchini, gave him some weed

[@kubeck]

Shovel to the head sound effect kills me every time! Lol

[@aaroncarter8845]

That was a textbook NOPE from that second guy.

[@jayklotz1916]

There was another player behind John at the beginning of the video. He comes out of the shed next to the house in the first few seconds of the video lol

[@kalobpowers9907]

“That’ll be 69 dollars, please.” That was brilliant 😂😂

[@josephsettle4588]

monday is always the best, i was in a shity mood until i got home a watched you guys. laugh my ass off with you videos

[@FreshSpawns]

That’s so nice to hear! Glad you enjoyed it. Same time every week! 😊👨‍🌾

[@BlueCherry37]

Love your content guys, Maybe become police officers or paramedics in Dayz? Lol create your own vegetable 🍅 🥕🥔🥒🫑 shop for survivors? Or meat and fish shop? 🍗🥩🐟 Keep it up guys 👍🏻

[@franklinthompsonjr9026]

man, this was hilarious!! I'm staying the hell away from ya'll crazy blood farmers and your world class zucchini's!! Day Z just went Cra zy! lol

[@daggyp3357]

Best part of my Mondays, getting off work and watching the freshspawns

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Caleb! 👊👨‍🌾

[@kreecher8266]

I don't even play DayZ, I have it but never really played it. But I've been enjoying the hell out of your videos.

[@JuannyPoo]

25:00 lol! 🤣

[@alexb2004_]

0:09 I'm surprised they didn't notice that guy over there.

[@varrko777]

"He left a bad review" hahahaha

[@mr_elite_boss5934]

is no one going to mention the guy in the background 15 seconds in?

[@normanlandstruck3985]

This was a nice wholesome one.

[@Durtee]

Glad to see you guys taking off like I knew you would!

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Durtee! 👊 Thanks for sticking with us

[@Respect13874]

Guys he has a nut allergy to salmon. Make sure he doesn’t eat any of it!

[@lollo17mw2]

this is just pure entertainment

[@undrgrnd_hut2692]

We need a new video everyday Mondays are too far apart. Lol 😂 great vid Bois

[@FreshSpawns]

We stream every Wednesday at 8pm on Twitch too!

[@jigsaw9673]

That moment you get the virus icon after eating “salmon” ahhhhhhh f11 or alt f4 and call it a day 😂😂

[@sosig8332]

This is by far my new favourite channel😂 top

[@sir-rugbyfish2172]

i look forward to the monday shenanigans , you guys rock CHEERS

[@FreshSpawns]

You also ROCK! Thanks for commenting! 👊👨‍🌾

[@bigdawgggg]

Cant get enough of you guys, Ive watched every minute of your streams (from bigdawwwwwggg)

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks for the support on KZbin and Twitch! 👊👨‍🌾

[@pirata2966]

Good job guy keep good work

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers! 👊👨‍🌾

[@davee5593]

I love the fact that you guys are doing different dayz content than all the other, a reason to like Mondays

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks Davee! Glad you’re enjoying the videos 👊👨‍🌾

[@theskitz6695]

Just found your channel and guys already have me lmao 🤣

[@FreshSpawns]

Welcome James! 👋👨‍🌾

[@emilcouture3196]

14 year old girls: ZUCCHINIS ARE HUMAN TOO!!! George and John: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@johnpalmer999]

Sort it out George On it John Thanks George No problem John Fresh spawn George on the left Hit im with the shovel George

[@sadeghsatari1092]

Fuckinell bro I was bursting laughing watching this shit 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeyfortner1158]

This video truly made me laugh out loud. Keep it up guys

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Joey! 👊👨‍🌾

[@liamwharton3981]

When u both accidentally ate the human steak killed me 😭🤣😂🤣😂

[@guessthatsitthen4982]

Poor silly billy..😂

[@moonshinepz]

"excuse me, sir.... " 🤣

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

Just look around for a Range Rover with 4 Dead Essex gangsters inside

[@ghostofdannyboy1738]

Another good one guys see you next week!

[@cuzcat]

John: “now let’s force him back… ExCuSe mE SiR” George: “you really ought to try some of this fresh produce” Is comedy gold

[@Daft_Lad1994]

You guys are brilliant I always look out for the new vid

[@FreshSpawns]

Thanks Liam! We appreciate you watching 😁