Friday the 13th - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

THE BEST FRIEND ZAIBATSU IS DEAD. GAME OVER.

[@superbestfriendsplay]

I can't count the ways this makes no sense.

[@aqualitymagentachickenmask3298]

The text wall when you beat Jason with a lawn mower says "Party's over, for now"

[@MusketNaurth232]

"After winning the camp Crystal Lake championship, Jason went on to kill every single teenager in the entire world. He's now retired and lives a peaceful life with his mom... And his team of Hyper Intelligent Fox Dogs. Celestia became a crippling alcoholic... And was later arrested for dui. She's currently undergoing treatment at a prominent rehab facility... Luna continues to play *shitty games* with her friends."

[@Isonade_Celica]

Zmeiych2 Well, I thought Celestia would die of banana overdose but this will have to do.

[@Nymphonomicon]

I sometimes wonder how Pat feels about the rise of the Two Best Sisters series and the throwaway joke of him secretly being a brony...?

[@IndigoVoidigo]

Yes I came from that video too

[@Midnightwolfman6969]

I loved Jason doing victory laps around the lake after killing George XD

[@JeedyJay]

Having multiple playable characters with different gameplay characteristics truly is a hallmark of the survival/horror genre.

[@sheilaburrowes9081]

Really? I mean, obviously there are lots of examples (this, RE0-2+CV, X-Files, Chaos Break, Martian Gothic, AiTD1+4, Men in Black: The Game [incredibly, that was both a thing and it was actually a full-blown fixed-camera tank-controls survival horror game]) of multiple characters/character choice. But I'd venture that there are far more survival horror games, overall, where you don't switch characters (most SHs, most Clock Towers[?], most Fatal Frames, AiTD2-3 - all huge names in survival horror that don't conform to this apparent hallmark - and then Deep Fear, Countdown Vampires, Dino Crisis, Haunting Ground and tons of other standalone games).

[@yungchang4124]

This video is like a time capsule... that no one remembers

[@HelixGuile4444]

JASON! JASON! JASON! JAAAAAAASON.

[@GrimSlaughter]

Heavy rain reference....

[@AJPwny]

Jason?

[@jaygooese4242]

Good line

[@MrRivech]

Balloon. Balloon. Gotta get the balloon!

[@KuroCartoonist]

Jason Part 1: Psycho Blood Jason part 2 : Murder Tendency Jason Part 3: Crystal lake Cursaders Jason Part 4: Possession is Unbreakable Jason Part 5: A new ventro Aureo Jason Part 6: Stone Jason lives Jason Part 7 : New Steel Blood Run Jason Part 8 JaJalion Takes Manhattan

[@fernandosau1498]

YOU WERE EXPECTING DIO, BUT IT WAS I FREDDY

[@reikakuze628]

Jason Part 9: Jason goes to Jajalands: the Final Jaja (Jason goes to hell: the final friday + Jojolands aka part 9)

[@mlgproplayer2915]

2Snaks brought me here! /)*

[@bmtelle1458]

2Snacks also brought me here!

[@PrismCasillica]

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[@importantemails5236]

Same

[@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182]

Mlg pro player 291 me too

[@somedeadaccount7554]

samee

[@Nymphonomicon]

I really love that victory lap Jason does after he kills George.

[@supermagnificence7503]

Man. That description really hurts to read now.

[@Jennilynne]

😢

[@zane9263zane]

LJN stands for "Let's just not" play this game.

[@angelluna9599]

You can always crouch while throwing rocks to have a better hit range, also the blood is automatically used whenever your life is drained, finally, you can use the small cabins to change between the characters anytime, so you can go rescue the kids or the other characters

[@briansmith1288]

If only you had worked on your Social Link with Jason.

[@inuyashaspet]

The actually enjoyable thing about this game was the great, atmospheric music. 00:53 Pat's stunned "What.." and the proceeding silence is followed by the impeccably timed main theme. I LOVE it.

[@HashUpAshole]

This is probably my favorite Shitstorm vid this month simply for the energy both these guys are showing during the gameplay. Matt is all hypeds, and Pat is wing-maning it. Just feels like a natural old fasioned TBFP.

[@tokenamigo]

Man... cant even watch x files shitstorm coz of FOX... DAMN YOU, KZbin!! RUINING MY SHITSTORM REWIND!!

[@MetalGearRexPilot]

FUCK FOX!

[@ineptist]

"It's the worst but--" "It's the only one I've seen." These openings are flooring me so hard.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

OH GOD THAT VIDEO DESCRIPTION IS A KNIFE

[@BeefBossu]

I was really worried when I saw the description. I love the Zaibatsu. Please never leave.

[@yoursonisold8743]

This comment aged worse than spoiled milk in the desert sun.

[@Itchy7900]

"I'll just take Wendell." "That guy's name is Paul..." Lost my shit.

[@J3n50]

Matts become incrieasingly deranged by the shitstorm to the point in which his lunatic ravings sound almost exactly like a tiny angry man thats constantly berating him.

[@Widogast93]

It sucks that the 12th Shitstorm got blocked. I wanted to see it.

[@Widogast93]

Thank you I can finally watch it.

[@Gateau]

I love how this episode is basically nothing but AVGN quotes. Its been years but people still remember James's stuff.

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

why is Jason attacking kids, he never went for kids he always went for teenagers or adults, in fact i recall in one of them he goes after the counselors but distinctly leaves the children alone.

[@blackwolfrules56]

Up until about 5 that's, there's also the show though, and he tries to kill a kid in that.

[@AedanBlackheart]

Fuck Fox for blocking their x files vid that one was funny as shit!

[@AngryOrphanGirl]

I wish I got to see it... well I guess it could be worse.

[@MrRufousSoup]

fox are asses

[@lordnoxiousx]

Sucks I can't watch it now

[@nubtublol]

Chris F it is on dailymotion

[@JesterUK2]

The truth is out there. You just can't get to it past the copyright block.

[@bencepacsko4044]

Day 13 What I learned from this episode : I should get the knife.

[@PolarPhantom]

Platinum need to do a Friday 13th character action game where you play as Jason.

[@visoredgruntR34]

That physic chick pwnd Jason in part 7. I like to imagine Jason going "Da Fuck?!" in the scene where she makes the front porch collapse on him

[@heythereskinwalker]

I'm telling you they have a box full of games considered either horror or creepy and they pick at random. I kind of like when they play a game no one see's coming, Matt was really enjoying this one!

[@Silverwind87]

"You know what protects you from Jason? Copulation!" I'm pretty sure that's what kills you in these films.

[@0karmaticfrost010]

When u watch this cuz their humor never dies but u remember they split up and u get sad

[@kenwynnelson6340]

when u read the description

[@TheAssassin642]

@@kenwynnelson6340 ah fuck dude

[@OMGIWuvPudding]

7:20 - "AHH!!!"......" then silence for a good 5 seconds lol

[@GashPlague]

Impatience, to me, is not taking the time to savor a new adventure. To comb through a booklet or manual so that you can blaze through a game as fast as possible comes off as impatient to me. I can't speak for you, but for me and everyone I knew growing up, getting new games was a rarity. A treat to be savored and cherished. Those first moments when the game kicks on and you hear the music, you see the sprites, and you control the hero... Those moments were magical. I'd hate to spoil that.

[@Angelamica7253]

The music is pretty catchy tho!

[@natethegreat6604]

Gotta love that music loop

[@dragonryder99]

Matt's laugh is the best fucking thing

[@daleluck]

Jesus fucking Christ, Matt, you about broke my ears with how enthusiastic you were about the knife.

[@annabellecavallo4602]

This makes me so happy 💗

[@tyjakejer]

James Rolfe's review was a classic thank you pat and Matt for this awesome video!

[@TheOldOakSyndicate]

"In my professional opinion, I'd say he's deader than shit!"

[@misterdaleboomshears8619]

Is it weird that I laughed the hardest at this particular shitstorm

[@jjj7790]

23:10 Jason confirmed for Onizuka/cast member of Free!.

[@marccaselleii829]

The medicine automatically takes effect when your health is gone. It only fills up a tiny portion of life.

[@HikaruHikariKage]

This game is so stressful to watch. But wow I'm glad the era of games like this are over.

[@dethmaul]

lol this is the most excited I've seen Matt in a while. He's in fourth gear pretty much the whole time. Nostalgia is deep inside ALL of us, man! It can't be denied! 16 bit will get us every time.

[@balrogdahomie]

This might sound weird, but the map actually makes a lot of sense to me. The 2D plane is the loops, and the lines connecting the loops go up and down. It seems pretty simple.

[@pizzasoldeir2]

Matt's faces in the intro get me every time.

[@OldIronJohnson]

By grace of Newgrounds, we have a flash homage to this game, with a much better soundtrack.

[@Yayofangamer16]

Old Iron Johnson If it's Lakeview Cabin I am gonna flip my shit

[@blackwolfrules56]

I used to play that shit all the time.

[@powersoftritone]

Matt just became Old God tier KZbinr for all the Atlus and Dark Souls references. So Matt you fucking rock!

[@SayVandelay]

I kinda want to see them play more dogshit horror games like this for the Shitstorm

[@TonyBMan]

Matt said JASON alarm...and the inflection on the "Jason" made me think it was Cagey Rain related, but no more JASON jokes were had.....not sure if harbl

[@Freesiappe]

23:10 Surprise motherfuckers

[@MblIIIb]

Man, those wolves are rad, I wish whenever one appears on screen "I'm my own master now" just starts playing

[@juniorjunior5884]

The best friends zaibatsu is dead game over. Is there any statement more scary than that?

[@blackwolfrules56]

How little we knew

[@Zero-ELEC]

Zaibatsu is a Japanese term for corporation or business conglomerate. More specifically, really powerful corporations in Japan that basically controlled it during Meiji, Taisho and the early Showa periods. As it stands it is still used as a name for big, all-powerful businesses, exemplified by the Mishima Zaibatsu (Mishima Estate/Company) in the Tekken franchise. In the context of Best Friends it's a humorous term referring to group consisting of Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam, Billy, and Dork Girl.

[@hopefulkoronesuki5608]

My name is Jason V...

[@hobbitninja]

I agree with Matt, this game is interesting rather than just bad. You can see the roots of survival horror like the map and character switching with different jumping abilities

[@drebin8477]

Anyone else couldnt enjoy X Files because of Fox?

[@NickiRusin]

Yup, same here.

[@Hapos06]

It's funny how they demanded that a video covering a game that came out in *2004* to be taken down. Because you know, that hot X-Files property...

[@NickiRusin]

Blue Yeah, they're gonna steal so much MONEEEEH

[@ThatOneNakedGuy]

Blue You do know that if you have a copyright, and someone infringes on it and you don't act, you could lose the copyright.

[@MrDarka77]

***** yes whe gotta keep that copyright of a show from the twenties that they dont give a shit about alive and breathing. Better to pull the plug than getting a whole bunch of people excuse to give Fox the finger

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

They're the hypest two gamers until the end. They're the hypest Nintendo friends. They're the hypest Atlus and Platinum friends. They're the hypest... Two Best... Friends.

[@DaTrixie]

You know, i just turned 30, i grew up with the NES and SNES, the OG Gameboy and Color...Maybe its just modern games being so,hmm, regular? But i sometimes forget just how GOOD these older games LOOK. I popped in chrono trigger the other day on my SNES and just about had an orgasim, it looked so amazing! No, i am not drunk. lol

[@RainDaemonic]

Mr.Neil Thompson It's two things, one is nostalgia, another is sprites age really well because they're not trying for realism.

[@DaTrixie]

Kinda like watching the Feeza saga compared to modern Anime :shrug: I do love me the old school.

[@plebdoge7509]

I can't stop imagining horses playing

[@gamerzx10]

thought they were joking about jason goes to hell movie but i lokked it up and to my surprising is real of course many people would know this but me mainly because i dont watch friday the 13th movies to much

[@heavymetalpapi]

Really? damn...

[@EEVOL]

Pat be like: "I wish this game had tank controls."

[@Oneshotkilldroid]

I'm getting real tired of your shit youtube...

[@RyuKaguya]

the best part is when they say that they are sorry but we damn well know thats not the fucking case

[@nastylittlecritter]

Bahplays you think it's bad now wait until you get to 2017

[@heythereskinwalker]

I love hearing Matt go "YEEEEEAH"

[@Just2Sleepy]

Woah, that really well-timed 3rd Strike sound effect.

[@TheTrueChuster]

Watching this in 720p HD makes me see the cleanest pixels I´ve ever seen in my entire life... and that´s cool.

[@GoblikonBox]

"TAKE FROM THEM" made laugh hard for some reason.

[@jacobb1566]

This was one of my favorite episodes of two best friends ever I think

[@RU55IO]

Just seeing Jason power riding the water is the best especially when it just kept repeating.

[@xAndrewA84x]

Someone might have mentioned this already, but the X-Files episode is uploaded on Dailymotion.

[@Zexi141]

Watched the entire Friday the 13th marathon on Syfy, it was awesome. Old movies rock

[@Thedarkone22]

Only 22 minutes? That doesn't seem very long at all. And that's way better that I could have ever thought.

[@KEC2]

Matts passionate yelp upon seeing 8 bit Jason each time gives me life

[@RagerMcFly]

Out of all of them...THIS...is the best gameplay for this year's Shitstorm.

[@tokiwartooth9935]

Matt should totally do the Newgrounds flash Friday the 13th game. THAT scene where you see Jason for the first time, I legit fell out of my chair laughing when I saw it.

[@magicscreenman]

13 videos in and Pat's face at 0:14 still makes me laugh my ass off - PlagueofGripes is truly a master.

[@misskitanablade]

lmaooo I loved this game as a kid...Jason's music when he popped out scared me! I was so happy and proud when I beat it haha..you need strategy Matt! lololol :-)

[@dnmph]

Mat, you know far more about this game than any mortal should. You are a mysterious man.

[@themrryansalter]

I can't believe you guys made it through this whole video making a JAAASOOOOON joke

[@AngryQuails]

I hope they get to I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream!

[@FigurativeSandwich]

Mark jumped crazy!

[@MsGhoulz]

Well, since Jason keeps coming back. He's obviously trolling everyone with the whole scared of water thing. He WANTS you to go in the water.

[@Killjoyreign]

It's refreshing to see Matt get excited over these retro games.

[@raszelast]

That has to be the best game over screen ever

[@Reidiculous93]

full playthrough of outlast is what the world needs

[@Chadius]

Jason is wearing a sweet tux, talking to the sweet ladies and smashing wires. What a mysterious crossover.

[@MrNeddlemouse810]

The sight of Jason just WHIZZING across the surface of the lake was to much.

[@AthenasKiss]

YEEES, i grew up on this game, you guys get x1ooooooooo respect. jason used to scare the shit out of me when he just appeared in a room randomly.

[@CSHawkins100]

That power boating Jason was ridiculous XD.

[@EckoNike1]

George later transformed into the rain coat killer with his "Yuck it up" face

[@IndigoVoidigo]

Matt, wrong game when you said "get the knife".

[@maurosimone1808]

all my friends are dead push me to the edge

[@sdgundum990]

Oh my, because Matt really needs a guide for a game that is not only terrible but one that he's has since he was a kid, like he explained in the video.

[@Gillarinn]

When that old man came speeding across the lake or that jason shark.. I never laughed so hard in my life

[@sYcHoFrEaK360]

I can't believe you guys went so far as to play Friday The 13th..

[@PoisonedPocky]

Your avatar makes that so much funnier.

[@Chadius]

I keep watching this just to listen to Matt's childish glee when he gets the knife.

[@cottog8444]

That's a difference of opinion that I can appreciate. I'm of the belief that if you summon a minion, or even create a minion, to do your bidding, then the minion should get the credit for the cool stuff it does. But to each his own.