Jimmy Carr Tells His Funniest Joke Of All Time | Full Interview | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

[@petergilbert7106]

You can tell this is at least ten years ago, Jimmy looks a lot older than he does now.

[@jamesleon4883]

Magic of a hairline

[@sebastian5018]

Is from 2006 then 16 years ago but ye he looks younger now

[@jonathanphillips5514]

🤣

[@isabellaangeline2175]

You’re joking, right? He definitely looks older now. Here he still has a soft pudgy face and yes, a hairline because he hadn’t started losing it, yet. Now he has slight wrinkles and an obviously fake hairline and it looks like he’s had a bit of Botox.

[@daneenmurf1043]

"I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." Bob Dylan

[@dixjam2258]

"I'm sorry, it's been a terrible admin error, could you fuck off" has got to be the funniest way to express gratitude for your situation.

[@garywagner2466]

You’d think Ross’s hairstylist, who must be blind, would have at least one comb.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Jimmy has certainly improved somewhat over the last 16 years. Cat D was bang tidy back then though.

[@adzthesaint]

Hasn’t changed much, has he?

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@St3w4rt Yup

[@Unspoken_T187]

Cat would still get the once over these days

[@stephenhalbert1971]

Bang tidy.... who even says that? LOL!!

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@@stephenhalbert1971 all the cool kids are saying it. You must be out of the loop

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@321edhp]

Wossy Mr Johnathan Ross lovely wife brilliant thanks hep X

[@maxwhite8470]

Pure genius

[@gman7329]

Little Johnny asks his father, dad. What does a vagina look like before sex? His father says Johnny it’s the most beautiful thing in the world, it’s more amazing than a freshly blossoming rose! Johnny is in aww & thinks about it for a while before asking, what about after sex? His father gets a visible shiver down his spine & says well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?

[@isabellaangeline2175]

And after you were born, Little Johnny. You ruined mommy’s vagina.

[@HandmadeDarcy]

A librarian friend of mine from the mid-west USA, used to insist that no-one uses libraries for books, in the US. When, baffled, I asked her what they use them for, she told a story of a man who once came in carrying a giant newspaper-wrapped package and asked if they had a microwave. When she said "not for public use" he proceeded to plop the package onto the counter and proudly unwrap a two-foot-long fish he'd caught in the river nearby. 😳😂😂

[@treetopjones737]

Small town in midwest, could be true, they don't read.

[@FFM0594]

Jimmy Carr always reminds me of a smug version of Jimmy Carr.

[@Rhythmattica]

Word Play.. - Four Candles - THE APOGEE OF SUCH

[@zapkvr]

Two Ronnies

[@Rhythmattica]

@@zapkvr Truly that and the "Mastermind" sketch are everything that can be accomplished across the entire spectrum..... TWO Sketches, All coverage. Brilliant Duo. The English always did it best.. and still , imo, do.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I thought I'd add a comment to this fun video that isn't spam. Buy Cooper's paint. Shit, this is spam, too.

[@Snaakie83]

KZbin is absolutely horrible at the moment.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

@@Snaakie83 Yeah, they need to sort it. No one likes a Captcha, but maybe that's the way forward.

[@templestark4779]

Also , American here. Who's the woman in the "green room" next to Don Johnson. I thought it was Gillian Anderson at first but no.

[@freemagicfun]

That was Don Johnson? Damn... did not recognize him. Never heard of her, but she is cute. 😎

[@templestark4779]

Wooooooow, that collar. Looks like it doubles as a BDSM prop

[@hedonismunderstands2469]

why don't we see the clips played too?

[@fretlessman71]

Copyright laws.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

How are people saying Jimmy looks younger now than he does here? Are you people blind?

[@fd6661]

Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo

[@620Dave]

Mutual admiration and marketing society. Two greats. Do better.

[@colincole9642]

Went to see him in Croydon. Very disappointed. Had heard every one of his gags on TV. And half the show was video projected on a screen. Almost no audience interaction. Well that's hard work isn't it.

[@templestark4779]

No audience interaction? That seems odd. Maybe he knew his Croydon audience and didn't want to risk it? I saw Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson back in the late 80s in Croydon. Can't remember what the main venue was back then.

[@colincole9642]

See Mike's comments below. Very similar to mine.

[@vaulimere]

Jonathan doesn't write his own jokes? Geee, couldn't have seen that coming /s

[@templestark4779]

He's not stand up. What's the problem? Host comes with a writing team.

[@vaulimere]

@@templestark4779 His timing and delivery are very poor, talks too much, constantly talks over guests so they can't even complete the story that WOULD be funny/interesting.

[@MikesTropicalTech]

I saw Jimmy live in Bangkok and wow, I knew every single joke he told - no new material at all.

[@engjds]

Lucky he didnt tell ones he made.

[@hellemller8448]

ME. Between my wife and ME.

[@321edhp]

Wright ed challenge anaker feed 100 lizards at London zoo but ask the keeper n get me a teddy 🐻

[@tulliusagrippa5752]

Good god, man! It’s always the same people in all these bloody programmes! What is the population of England? 100?

[@EetsBack]

Jonathan talks like Bawwy Kwipke ow the othow way awound.

[@sashacoe25]

ADHD or Cocaine, take your pick fella's

[@skippy6462]

Jimmy had liposuction around his chin? Half face lift?

[@izadoru]

Sorry but what exactly was the 'funniest joke of all time?' I didn't hear anything that was THAT funny and I'm a fan of Jimmy.

[@snap-n-shoot]

Didn't actually say that. He actually said it was one of his favorite jokes....title misleading.

[@templestark4779]

Oop, you're catching on. I thought the FJOATime was Carr's collar. Wtf with that?

[@Gbhbbgvsbnjhhdchhb]

Toe curling….

[@pawsitivenooz]

Hope he's not going to Dubai to work in oil again

[@whateverppl1229]

poor jimmy, thinks people is reading his book. I bought the book just to read one joke on each page.

[@treetopjones737]

Did you drop out at age 5? A person is, people are.

[@davemis40]

Ross is as funny as a brick wall .. I don’t get how he has a show

[@zapkvr]

The most unfunny bit of Extras.

[@robertdavidson6354]

Please undo that top button... Thats just not acceptable.... It pains me to look at him....

[@CatherineAKennedy]

that was one of the most awful 'interviews' I've ever seen...

[@anthonyg4671]

jimmy and jonathan, and cutting over to kat for eye candy, what more do you want ?

[@templestark4779]

What? Why? It wasn't most amazing but perfectly entertaining.

[@chad0x]

I love JImmy Carr's comedy but his laugh drives me up the wall. It's an affectation, I don;t know why he does it

[@jonathanphillips5514]

Nobody laughs like that out of choice

[@Snoozzzzzze]

Two adverts for not getting surgery and Botox. Do the pair of them think that they look good. 😂

[@mariemiel]

This is an older episode lmao, its from 2006

[@zapkvr]

Hes not that funny.

[@themayorofdipshittery3646]

About as funny as terminal flatulance.

[@freak1sees714]

That's pretty F'n funny though.. !

[@rhodarobertson9835]

I have never heard a joke by Jimmy Carr he is pathetic he laughs like a drain. And Wittersham on and on and on. He is a bore move him.on.