Fritzy tells his "Bagel Nightmare" story | The Dan Patrick Show 08/28/20

[@callie43420]

Thank you Todd

[@djmontyforyou]

no matter how bad my life gets fritzy always delivers!!!!!

[@nikki3451]

"You are my Karen" . I'm dead

[@matt9546]

Stopped him dead in his tracks lol. Not for long tho

[@7Roeth]

Lol, Fritz boosts the humor level of the show a lot and his interactions with his peers can be hysterical.

[@MilnerMedia88]

It's amazing you can actually witness Dan's soul leaving his body while listening

[@dennish8702]

I work in a Food Pantry and Panera was kind enough to donate their uneaten bagels each evening to our pantry. Sorry to say Todd, we had to turn down the onion bagel donations after six months of our homeless clients refusing to eat/take them. Kind of tells you something when a person with no money or home refuses a free onion bagel.

[@TL2354]

It says that beggars can be choosers

[@jettdrafahl3869]

more content like this I love the passion there

[@DTHREE16]

5:38, Dan says “you’re my Karen”. Just about cried from laughing

[@djmontyforyou]

been listening to this show for 10 years i love it never dissapoints

[@nicolascruz9395]

That was beautiful

[@trokonfully9383]

I love Andrew reaction throughout the whole like he’s sitting right by Todd and so zoned out the he responds “this the worse story I ever heard they didn’t have Onion bagel that’s the story dead 😂😭

[@shanesstilltalking]

Did you guys catch the part about discontinuing the bagel? That was my favorite part. Next to the tuna part, that was the best.

[@wesmoffett6886]

4 in a row?!? I'm with Fritzy on this one

[@teegee289]

The boys are off this week and I'm jonesing for my fritzy!

[@gpc_4279]

Are onion bagels really top five? I don't trust Tod's judgment, let us know bagel connoisseurs.

[@valchavez3008]

I can get onion bagels , chicken and tuna in my area. Garlic and sesame bagels too. In fact, I’m going to get one right now. Let’s see, ah yes.. onion and cream cheese.

[@lukehferris]

6:03 Frittzy doubling down on the entire thing.

[@GrumpyGrobbyGamer]

Just another case of Todd being Todd.

[@pretzelhunt]

it's 2:30pm at a breakfast shop- you might as well go to a late night taco drive-thru and be like "no waffles?!!? what about crepes? no crepes either?!! Pancakes then?!!"

[@DTHREE16]

I’m sorry, no disrespect, because I really do love the Dan Patrick Show, but this is one of the best segments ever. I believe everything Todd says and feels during this rant. This is G.D. hilarious

[@jonmcclane7433]

Thank You, Todd

[@joeroman5636]

When Mclovin say ,'dude your Insane,,,jajajajja

[@tonyduran4293]

Gluten free diet with my Crohn's 😂🤣😂🤣

[@ORagnar]

This was hilarious! A man obsessed with bagels! I tell you, it's an outrage!!! 🤣 5/3/22 1:45 p.m.

[@sweeptheleg.]

A lil business insider info here Todd. Whenever there's a decline in sales of a particular product, it's common practice for the manufacturer to discontinue it's production. 😂😂

[@stephenkrueger724]

Oh the humanity.

[@kirmack]

Dan's face during this story is about the same as mine was.

[@phils5423]

Onion bagel and smoked salmon cream cheese only way I eat bagels and it's hard to find both of those products

[@AdailyJayloss]

Hahaha Fritzy is hilarious.

[@SomeGuy-ee4yq]

They could eat less bagels and keep their show on youtube

[@brentrichardsbaseballcards]

Section. Row. Seat.

[@Hiluxtaco]

Section. Row. Bagel.

[@robcoulombe7491]

No more onion bagels?! Are there no other New Yorkers on the set to back our boy Fritz up here? C’mon now that’s a top 5 bagel.

[@J-wz8ed]

😂😂 No Bagel 🥯! Bruh

[@JABpenta]

Give the man his onion bagel. Jezzzz

[@johnbrowntheprophet]

“You’re my Karen.” 😂😂😂

[@jeffkierstein700]

We have them in FL

[@CliffReeds]

Tuna on a bagel? Never heard of that and never want to try that.

[@Kendell062]

I usually don't eat 🥯 but I want to try an onion and a chicken bagel. The hell with tuna.

[@111RAMONES]

Chicken Bagel....LMFAO!

[@bobeardington4044]

Great story

[@jwk4567]

Best ever.

[@chijimmy1]

Todd is a national treasure.

[@d2kilkenny]

I thought Todd's head was going to explode!

[@gingerzoe2431]

This segment is a perfect example of why semen and Todd makes the best back row in 2022.

[@jonmcclane7433]

Totally! McLovin and Fritz just didn’t jive

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

thank you tod

[@111RAMONES]

It has to do with the Manager of the store! It should be posted and she should have took over after the third missing Bagel. Plus hopefully they did not spit in your food.

[@joeroman5636]

I thought Todd was going to pass out,lmao

[@velder22]

I love fritzy

[@coryjack606]

Todd is 100% justified in his outrage. Discontinuing onion bagels is like discontinuing pepperoni pizza

[@captainofc34]

Fritzy Friday

[@joeking6309]

I bet there was special sauce on that bagel.

[@johnbrowntheprophet]

In his defense, what kind of a bagel shop discontinues onion bagels 🥯 from its menu? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[@davidphillips57]

Oh gosh Todd is SO right....

[@muzmaze1391]

Fritzy is so painful to listen to. Luckily, they make fun of him a lot.

[@UltimateBrownie]

Bring back the hat Mclovin was wearing.

[@Lance-Stroll]

It's antisemitic to discontinue onion bagels and tuna

[@gpc_4279]

Sausage bagel? Anyone?

[@BillyInFourC]

Todd has a point...I think.

[@BIGGSHAUN]

T-odd

[@Nextbesthing81]

And the least valuable danette award goes to......... Tod Fritz. 🤮

[@dontrumpjr2244]

WHAT A GOOF…

[@jaythomas4448]

Who eats onion bagels?

[@davem3477]

Sausage off bagel

[@user-fc8rf7qc7x]

Wasted 7 minutes of my life. Todd=Karen

[@trojanfan1960]

Go to another location.

[@johnbrowntheprophet]

He said that there aren’t any other bagel joints in his town except that bagel place and Dunkin’ Donuts. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@5407wtbrown]

I’ve never heard of an onion bagel.

[@johnbrowntheprophet]

Then you know *NOTHING* about bagels. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dondemarcomarco]

Most obnoxious laugh ever. Congrats Seton.

[@michaelb3927]

He sucks so bad lol