Frogger But It's Exactly How We Never Wanted Him

[@dekucake]

"I wish I may, I wish I must, I wish to meet a princess before I bust!" I'm sorry, *_w h a t ?_*

[@newbaggett]

**Pallete/Smell-cleansing cough** Ha-oh my god! Why is this dumpster on fire! *IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 5 MINUTES!*

[@KAMFP]

Frogger finna bust

[@acetrigger1337]

O_o i thought i misheard it... but holy sh*t.

[@diskdem0n]

@@acetrigger1337 get him a princess. *NOW* NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HIM "BUST"

[@personamithulu]

Excuse me police.

[@projectD1S]

Frogger was born with glass bones and paper skin, every day he breaks his legs, and every night he breaks his arms

[@projectD1S]

*Afternoon sorry

[@quantumblur_3145]

My brain is plagued by memes, causing me to take damage from the end of that comment

[@IceDragon289]

At night, he lays awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Plot twist the game is set in hell where frogger is being punished for his lust a his punishment is that he has to go on a useless quest where every move he makes shatters his bones

[@jordanholstein8023]

He lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep

[@TeamNutshell]

This game feels like a CreepyPasta where the game is very cursed but there are no direct scares so a redditor is giving a vague recollection of experiencing the game at their divorced dad’s house when they were 9 but no one can comprehend their terror of the spinning cow head if they did not witness it themselves.

[@niall62]

every copy of Frogger: The Great Quest is personalised

[@aymuhspunj]

The creepypasta about a cursed game but the game isn't cursed at all and the main character just has schizophrenia.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

@@aymuhspunj Heavy Rain

[@Axebassist]

ngl my siblings and i had a bug happen to us that made an enemy in a later part of the game just, not stop chasing us, ever. gave me nightmares as a kid.

[@goosebums67]

Aka, the best kind of creepypasta

[@confettib0ts]

WOULDNT NAMING A FROG "TADPOLE" BE LIKE NAMING AN ADOLESCENT "INFANT"?

[@Robin0928]

"Hello, this is my son... BABY!"

[@ghostya-1]

Hey, have you met my friend Humaner?

[@megabyte1302]

Like naming a child "Guy"

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

@@Robin0928 no you name a horse “Baby.” Also I typed in “hore” while trying to type in “horse,” why?

[@damnautus]

@@megabyte1302 guy fieri

[@ChongoShow]

Rewatching this is a religious experience

[@Kittygames50]

There is no god here.

[@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577]

@@Kittygames50 no god. only frogs

[@sheebiedeebie]

Me too LMAO

[@rocklee7737]

@@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577 no frog. only frog.

[@blue_bird_2485]

rewatching anything on this channel is a religious experience

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

"it's pog or die dude" is the hardest thing i've ever lived to hear.

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

In this world it's Pog or Be Pogged

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@angeloabbatiello4755 it's really not

[@thrownstair]

Pog And Destroy

[@Sceledrus]

Rip and Pog

[@DirkIronside]

2:55

[@Amethyst1O1]

Ryan confusing the virgin chad meme with the virgin mary gave me enough serotonin to last a month

[@rosiered6712]

Fool that you are, the enlightened amoung us know that they are one and the same

[@birdflox1337]

@@rosiered6712 mongus

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@rosiered6712 amogus 😐😑:|🧍🏻‍♂️ D=< 🥴

[@rosiered6712]

@@ChrisPoindexter98 good job

[@Sour_guts9]

Tbh I did too so I don't blame him

[@PostalAngular]

reeling from Ryan proclaiming that there is a Trevor McElroy and their name came from a cool frog name list

[@user-pd2mp8nk5g]

Also regardless Trevor is not a good name for a frog.

[@SleepyTreant]

@@user-pd2mp8nk5g tell that to Neville Longbottom

[@belle9618]

@@SleepyTreant that was a toad smh

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

@@belle9618 Its an amazing toad name

[@user-pd2mp8nk5g]

@@friendoftheoyster3906 actually I agree. Terrible frog name, but great toad name.

[@aurathedoof3037]

Z'Ogger sounds like what I'd name a DnD villain

[@JustChill0927]

@@StoneWeevil XD

[@taipeijoey101]

*tips fedora* Z'Ogger

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Z'Ogger demon Lord of the frogs

[@frozenlizard3370]

Z’Oggers

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Or a orc trying to come up with a good frog name. "Dis iz ma pet frog... Z'Ogger!... Yea...

[@MnkyChn]

The "IM NOT THE REAL SHARK SLAYERRRRRRR", and the synced "I. LIED." fucking destroyed me

[@Jay_Rodimus]

16:53 Oh god, them quoting Shark Tale in fucking unison with zero context is friendship goals 🤣

[@theythespian]

Penny finding out about long Furby for the first time is filling me with so much joy

[@zafool4997]

Thursday.

[@eliasalbarracin5549]

@@zafool4997 Yes, it is a Thursday.

[@DarkDekicDuka]

Is this Penny a boy or girl? Cause it looks like a dude, yet wears make-up. The hell is going on here?

[@justaghostinthesea]

@@eliasalbarracin5549 It's Wednesday now

[@W0NDERFULSTUFF]

​@@justaghostinthesea Still Wednesday

[@SleepyTreant]

4:22 I WAS EATING AND CHOKED ON MY FOOD YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT, BRANQUE

[@diamondmetal3062]

Find the princess before I *B u s t*

[@tomdragamer]

16:10 THAT MOSQUITO WASN"T EVEN ANIMATED IT WAS T-POSING UNNACEPTABLE BROKEN GAME 0/10

[@RemHayden1806]

WHY DOES PENNY HAVE SUCH A CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER

[@c1nnamodoll]

IT REALLY IS A PROBLEM SIPPING ANY LIQUID WHILE WATCHING PENNY'S VIDEOS IS SUCH A GAMBLE

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

@@c1nnamodoll what's a happy life without any risk

[@DarkDekicDuka]

Is this Penny a boy or girl? Cause it looks like a dude, yet wears make-up. The hell is going on here?

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@DarkDekicDuka Nah Penny is a girl.

[@DarkDekicDuka]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez Born a girl or a man who thinks he’s a girl?

[@WumpaClock]

The first thing that they screwed up in this game is the fact that, canonically, Frogger can not swim.

[@entransta]

I love how Joy says "I'll break their arm" as if it's a positive thing.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Joy is showing mercy and restraint

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

19:03 Slick Willy: "the river princess?" Mar: **busts**

[@NCTStudio]

Frogger: The Great Idiot

[@naitoz.7058]

I keep coming back to 2:55 where Penny goes "I feel like anyone who has already streamed this game has done that" (re: choosing poggers as the game name) because like. how many people have streamed Frogger the Great Quest hsajdkhsadkjh

[@isenokami7810]

I preferred when Nitro Rad reviewed this and picked the name Clogger.

[@many8240]

scorpy of RTVS streamed it and i think still has at least one or two frogger emotes!

[@theskeletalcat42ofalltime]

​@@many8240Notably though, he named the game FEAr

[@obviousghost5895]

25:37 TOOK A HARD TURN INTO NIGHTMARE FUEL HOLY HELL

[@TheBonkleFox]

Penny's cries of terror in that moment are some of the most genuine ones I've seen in my life

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@TheBonkleFox Not unlike her reaction to Mr X the Tank Engine

[@lowhp_comic]

@@malachiatkinson7245 or getting snatched by the hex Markiplier cast on her

[@squiddler7731]

I love how she asked if it was gonna kill her in-game and then it just did something infinitely worse

[@RacingSnails64]

I wasn't scared by the cow, but I did mouth "what the fuck" when I saw that. Because why the fuck would it do that?

[@finntheghost]

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard at a non intentional innuendo before 4:25

[@mme.veronica735]

I can't even begin to comprehend the original meaning of that line.

[@finntheghost]

@@mme.veronica735 ik right😂😂

[@heheheiamasupahstarchimera631]

What could it meeeeaaan

[@CeHee123]

I think before I bust is supposed to mean something like "before I die." At least that's how I've seen other people take it. But even then it doesn't sound any less wrong.

[@SmileOmega1]

@@CeHee123 Yeah, I think it's meant to mean "emotionally burst"

[@traxthetrashwizard]

When the cow's head started spinning, I legitimately dropped my phone in terror!

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Why...? Why did you do that devs?

[@TheBonkleFox]

The nightmare

[@enimo9241]

That was like this game's equivalent of the piano with teeth in Super Mario 64

[@oceanviolets1306]

Slick Willy seems like the kind of background character furry artists would have nostalgia about and draw rule34 for

[@Brawler1993]

"I no longer fear Hell, because I have played Frogger: The Great Quest."

[@KingKinokoDayo]

The point where they started mumbling “you’re the best” was so haunting, I felt like I walked into a seance where they’re all chanting to resurrect the mystical frog deity Branque...

[@ChongoShow]

imdabes

[@KingKinokoDayo]

That’s the ancient text of the Fellowship of the Frogger

[@childmanmanreal]

@@ChongoShow lesdoit

[@Fueledbystardust]

14:18 I love how the discord list on the side expanded when everyone said mmmmmm

[@TJ_Sauce]

I never knew an alligator with a bill clinton voice could be so disturbing. The cow was way worse though. Nevermind, the game itself was the real abomination.

[@70icedtea50]

00:21- "...encounter mystical and terrifying creatures..." Well, they got that right.

[@jhur7588]

14:45 I can’t believe Frogger predicted NFT’s

[@WasherPizza]

oh god i literally cried while laughing at 26:49

[@stephaniel6403]

H E L L O

[@zafool4997]

Lloyd what’s wrong with your F A C E

[@voyagerwitch]

somehow this game anticipated that this group of friends on the internet made roz from monsters inc an inside joke. also somehow anticipated monsters inc

[@123engis]

the discord overlay in the corner showing whos talking is really helpful!! my me has autism and i have a hard time differentiating voices :'-3

[@opiksa519]

gang gang

[@quantumblur_3145]

gang gang

[@Fuchsia_tude]

All I really know are Red, Chase, and Marbs

[@lrgogo1517]

I never noticed it 😭

[@emblemblade9245]

Autism is the reason it’s hard to hear different voices apart? That explains so much for me now lol

[@malachiatkinson7245]

22:30 "All you gotta do is kick my ass and then stand in front of my gun for a second and then you'll be on your way." This whole video is the most beautiful kind of hallucinogenic trip.

[@nemesis3392]

Ok, my favorite part is 15:31, because the way the story ends with Marble’s rage always makes me laugh

[@pfudorliker247]

The fucking bug flying into view and saying nothing but "HELLO." as he hits Frogger is the funniest shit ever

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

I never knew I would live to hear Frogger say “before I bust.”

[@franksonatra]

I regret listening to it xD

[@0-_yikes-_0]

20:08 thanks for the shout out frogger. That was pretty epic

[@wendys_lemonade2459]

HAGSHSGSHA

[@archerscars7380]

Clicking on a snap cube video and immediately hearing Mar’s voice is like opening up a cookie from Panera and realizing they gave you two cookies

[@archerscars7380]

SOPHIE RYAN RED MARBLE AND CHASE?!?! I HAVE SO MANY COOKIES THIS IS AMAZING

[@SarcasmAndVerbose]

11:15 JUST SENT ME INTO THEMOST VIOLENT COUGHING FIT OH MY GOD??

[@SaintSentry]

14:59 That Weird Al reference is all I needed today

[@YippietheGlaceon]

11:17 fucking ended me, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

[@hypno-scream5652]

13:45 That exchange there was legendary. The power in Penny’s response was amazing.

[@apostleoforder]

i feel like this is kind of silly, but the artwork of Slick Willy next to his description at 21:56 is actually really fun to look at and it makes me wonder what the concept art for this game could possibly look like

[@justletmewatchthis]

"He looks like you're a 10 year old and he's gonna teach you how to mow a lawn" got an actual spit take out of me.

[@user-DullardBones]

13:49 -- Everyone, get yourself a significant other as supportive as that. ...Is very wholesome.

[@Midknight824]

I’ve been dying of laughter the entire video, especially the name B R A N Q U E

[@17thstellation]

I'm not over z OGGER yet

[@PastelHime]

​​@@17thstellation SAME. I wish they actually named it z OGGER

[@comeforthepizza]

I wish I could match the sheer hatred and lack of hesitation in Penny's "SHUT THE FUCK UP" after she was told she wasn't the true Frogchamp.

[@obviousghost5895]

"This fascinating creature has developed an extraordinary defense mechanism, wherein it breaks its own fuckin legs with every jump"

[@E3kHatena]

This is the game that made Scorpy go mad. Penny, sorry you tried to endure this.

[@mozarteanchaos]

wasn't it wayne that went mad? i didn't see the entire stream but i recall wayne going feral or did they both lose it

[@E3kHatena]

@@mozarteanchaos Truth be told, I’m pretty sure everyone involved went mad.

[@mozarteanchaos]

@@E3kHatena that'd make sense

[@josephochoa9861]

Don't forget nitro rad when was doing the frogger series

[@FluffyPants52]

As someone who was there for this entire stream, I can clarify that is exactly as chaotic as it looks

[@birdflox1337]

gaming's greatest catchphrases: Gotta catch 'em all It's-a me, Mario You're too slow Poyo *HELLO*

[@TheBonkleFox]

"Minna, miteite kurei!" "Yes, Yes!" "Get over here!" "Gilgamesh Morphing Time!" "The show's over!" "H E L L O"

[@DarkShadic9632]

Replace hello with “before I BÜŠT!” and I’m in

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Or how about: Haha! Ha! ONE!

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

"I know frog fu!"

[@friiiiidge]

H E L L O

[@enimo9241]

23:12 "He's going to eat you like the large sensuaI lizard from Ferngully"

[@projecteer9439]

After watching this, I think the reason they say "favorite frog" is because nobody in their right mind would buy this game unless they are some kind of frogger fanatic.

[@SUNSHINE-t-m]

If this is the new snapcube's content format? i love this "friends enjoy weird shit and have fun" :))

[@Channel-qo7xv]

25:45 "Woah! My head's spinning!"

[@leslie_honest]

Oh god now TWO people have played this horrible game: penny AND scorpy!

[@rotomfan63]

Don't forget Nitro Rad

[@leslie_honest]

@@rotomfan63 THREE?? oh god this game is too powerful

[@furryash8388]

The worst wayneradiotv/snapcube overlap

[@maymorales8938]

Vinny played this game

[@leslie_honest]

@@maymorales8938 he did?? Was it on a Sunday stream?

[@dougiefresh4834]

it’s comforting to know that i’m not the only one with a nearly complete memory of all the lines from weird al’s masterpiece “trapped in the drive thru”

[@Sqoobthedude]

This stream was maddeningly incredible.

[@MayorAura]

This is totally unrelated to your comment but I love you profile picture!

[@K1ttyGam3r]

4:31 The genuinely perturbed “NOOoo!!” after Branque says The Line will never fail to make me burst out laughing

[@Lenoh]

4:25 [WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK]

[@lrgogo1517]

I like how someone saying "I'm the best" triggers two different karaoke sessions at the same time

[@Saxdude26]

"That's not a gem, that's a mineral!" I feel like this comment alone summarises this game.

[@aaronr.265]

Oh god it’s the game Nitro Rad lost his mind playing

[@oneinathousand2156]

Isn’t Slick Willy a reference to Bill Clinton? That was what people called Bill, plus the accent is similar.

[@theuglytomato4654]

"I did not have sexual relations with that frog"

[@knorklesenchilada9553]

@@theuglytomato4654 i want you to know that is the funniest shit ive ever read. I will remember this till the day i die

[@MrSkerpentine]

After the success of Metal Gear Solid, Konami needed to put political commentary into every other game. It’s only a matter of time until they bring DDR back but you can only play as Vermin Supreme smh

[@kingofAwsomness]

@@MrSkerpentine I love you and this joke.

[@Fuchsia_tude]

It almost makes me sad that the Snapcube/Clownhouse crew are too young to recognize a Bill Clinton impression

[@c1nnamodoll]

"tad or tadpole, trevor--" "that's actually how the McElroy brother got his name." ...trevor mcelroy ?

[@thrownstair]

Travis the Frog and Griffin the Frog work, not sure Justin the Frog works quite as well.

[@Sqoobthedude]

Aw man this doesnt include the fantastic quote "who told you that was good? Ill break their arm!"

[@Sqoobthedude]

@@Meowthderer you are the goat

[@zaku28]

15:57

[@bogbert7019]

Frogger floating down from the sky like jesus descending from heaven only to break his legs will haunt me forever

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I can't believe your frogs are one polygon!

[@nuttybutty9028]

this game is like if you tried playing majoras mask if it was an abc mouse game but you're trying to play it on xbox kinect

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Oddly specific, but not inaccurate

[@fairyhaven13]

I remember this game. When I was little, the gym my parents went to had a kiddie daycare area where this game was set up as a demo on repeat. Not the full game, mind you, just the demo. I always wanted to know what happened. Now, I'm glad they showed us such mercy.

[@arlisbloxer05]

im fairly certain this entire reboot killed Frogger as a franchise, which is a big headscratcher as Frogger cant work as a franchise. (yes im counting the other games within this reboot, even the "good" ones)

[@Kolbatsu]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson pops in: the vocal sac is a flexible membrane of skin possessed by most male frogs. The purpose of the vocal sac is usually as an amplification of their mating or advertisement call meaning that Frogger is using it to call the princess. Frogger could not use his vocal sac to float as he will fall.

[@CubitoDeFuego1]

That casual "Hello" killed me lmao and Penny's laugh made it even funnier

[@pacificgrim4661]

Frogger is ruthless, he gets ganged up by bees and beats them, also he defies the food chain by making Slick Willy an alligator the superior predator get on his knees and beg for mercy

[@masterofthetear8138]

Ah yes, the McElroy brothers, Justin, Griffin, and Bogart

[@ccjesper]

One time I played a rom of this game and then that night I dreamt that frogger was describing in detail what happens when your brain isn't getting enough oxygen

[@mme.veronica735]

4:25 BRANQUE NOOOOOO!!! Please Branque no

[@gamermanx3096]

This is the first Sonic movie design of Frogger.

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

26:49 - "Frogger! You didn't file your paperwork last night."

[@sssmoovy]

the transition from kermit voice to normal voice was frighteningly smooth

[@sammyisnthere]

16:53 this made me wheeze omg

[@MotleyMel]

Love how everyone has their normal names for the discord but chase is just: Joey Baloney

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

Every single time the frogger model goes close to the camera I get jumpscared and instinctively raise my arm in a FIGHT response

[@thesuckysix4242]

Please, more of this game. There's existential crises yet to come.

[@milesgaming1930]

1:22 I thought she was gonna saw “Frogger: The Great Calamity”

[@TheBonkleFox]

The quest to defeat Calamity Branque

[@CeHee123]

Tbh, a much better title. This game was a calamity.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

-𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦- [𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮]

[@spongy7426]

*That was his message to his master*

[@Emberglowfox]

i'm reaching the point where i can quote almost all of this video from memory. just a true unbeatable classic. to this day i say "i'll break their arm!" with that exact cadence

[@antlers1385]

them just pulling out Shark Tale lines caught me off guard

[@phyllotaxis]

That cow feels like a Little Nightmares enemy

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

The fact that this is the third time i've seen this game rise back into prominence terrifies me. This was the first game i ever played where I genuinely registered that it was a bad game as I was playing it. I'd played lots of bad games before, but it never hit me that it wasn't always my fault when I saw just how broken this game was.

[@thedarkvoid1565]

fun fact this video was released on my birthday. I have never watched this video before but I intend to enjoy it. thank you penny Parker

[@rangersandriders8803]

"Can I meet the person who told you it was good?!?! I'LL BREAK THEIR ARM!!"

[@dashiethebunny]

Every time now and then, I remember how violently Penny said "THIS IS MY FROG FU!?" and get into a giggle fit.

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

If you're actually planning on making a fandub of this, good luck making dialogue that makes less sense.

[@taintedazazel7238]

I wish that you played more of this, we need to get frogger to meet that princess, we can't let frogger bust

[@andybilyak]

I cant unhear them as sonic and now all i hear is the sonic cast hating on some weird-ass frogger spinoff

[@Pandachu123]

*Big would like to know your location. 🤣

[@arthurenglebert6397]

Everyone is welcomed for the mention of Long furbies.

[@delta_yd]

I can't even point out a highlight because everything is a highlight

[@ohnoagremlin]

god i love games that suck, so long as i dont have to play them they're hysterical

[@drenkrod9811]

I will never forget Branque. And I *have* tried.

[@Midknight824]

I SWEAR THAT THIS VIDEO IS SO GOLD ESPECIALLY TOWARDS THE END

[@spawnofhell9360]

this game is the definition of seeing an object out of the corner of your eye, not thinking anything of it, then later see it scuttle along the wall.