Why I HATE Widowmaker...

[@fish46262]

Back in 2013, I met Frogger outside of a Wal-Mart in Tulsa. He was kind, for the first few minutes we spoke- but at the end of the conversation, he fully gripped a pineapple that he had JUST bought in his hands, and threw it directly at my head. I was slammed onto the hard concrete below me, nearly breaking parts of my skull and giving me a severe concussion. I will never forgive him. He's pretty funny though, so I guess he can have a pass.

[@Squidaredumb]

Joey pineapple 😒🫴🍍

[@cwj2733]

aggressively telling someone ur a swinger

[@amateural]

Cry about it more that was almost 12 years ago

[@namelessliberty9869]

One time I met frogger at a line at burger king. I said "hey are you frogger from youtube?" He smiled and held his hand up like he wanted to hi five but when I went for it he gave me a full force leg sweep and walked away. Nice guy.

[@fish46262]

@@namelessliberty9869 exactly! he's really kind once you get to know him.

[@aireatersmmmtasty3523]

Why haven’t they arrested this dude yet?? I’ve seen him throw pineapples at innocent bystanders and they didn’t do anything about it??? Like they were bleeding to death and everyone just ignored it???

[@gustavabensberg4260]

He's just that powerful, the peasants fear him.

[@yesnt8314]

Maybe they weren’t innocent? Gosh people are so quick to judge these days

[@edwinquinones4126]

@@yesnt8314 i have and i’m so excited for it to be happen and the game game will be live soon so hopefully it can happen in time and we will get a chance for it in a

[@insertnamehere4612]

Who did what?!

[@charlia.4492]

Ngl I’ll never understand why people still support frogger. He’s well known in our hometown for being an absolute menace, one time in 1997 he was even arrested for driving around and throwing fruit at the elderly. When I confronted him for pelting my grandma with fruits, he even he yelled skibidi and hurled a pineapple at me that left me with a black eye for days.

[@audistant4011]

So see if that was the case, you wouldve gone to the police instead of commiting on a yt video so I say cap.😂

[@pikazilla6405]

@@audistant4011bro doesn't get the joke

[@audistant4011]

@@pikazilla6405 You know things take a minute to catch on. Jajajaja

[@ginpachi1]

1997.... Skibidi Our species is cooked

[@SmokaGtrz]

@@audistant4011how slow can you get

[@jordanpena7970]

In Lucio civilization... Nobody chooses to heal the team.

[@enbybunny9940]

Especially not the pros; they don’t do that

[@mythwatch2844]

Why heal when you can just vibe?😊

[@ZoroIsGone]

every day, the noobs have the choice to get one widow kill for raw chicken, or one boop kill for steak.

[@Glaycier]

Had a game where I got 17k heals as Juno and my Lucio has 200 heals for a majority of the game. (He ended with 1k) Lucio mains stay speeding.

[@SnnowY.]

Steeve allegedly didnt make the jump to heal the team.

[@shywoofer1620]

I'm actually obsessed with the lore, takes your vids from A to S tier

[@TheGhostlyAxe]

Ass tier

[@jimmyboe8246]

i'm not alone ! Since the lore i like is vids so much and i'm a pharah otp XD

[@Piemasta9000]

@@TheGhostlyAxe Nice, it gets an A and two whole SS's hell yeah, great video

[@enegar2536]

So, aren't we going to talk about Frogger's lore where his stuck in OW1 ? We've been following Steve the whole time but Frogger's story is still unfinished for I don't remember how many months

[@enbybunny9940]

They killed off Frogger off-screen due to budgetary reasons 😔 The streaming wars are killing modern animations

[@SophSophSoph298]

He escaped for a small time during the T posing arc

[@UnofficialFreddyFazbear]

“Why I HATE Widowmaker…” Everyone: did you throw that Pineapple at Blizzcon?

[@massimopuxe4605]

I saw Frogger at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 15 pineapples in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the pineapples and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pineapple and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he threw a pineapple at me. I’m never watching a Frogger video again

[@JAY-jostar]

Yap yap, I ain’t reading allat

[@birdmadx]

so sorry you had to go through that

[@backinmydaycartoons7957]

@@JAY-jostar your brain is covered in mold

[@SpawnPirate]

Idk why but the yawning to interrupt the cashier really got to me.

[@dysonpro123gaming7]

damn, frogger just went from Australia to Los Angeles then back really fast in time to be playing overwatch all week?

[@Exoghostly]

Bro that pinapple absolutely squared the dude next to me at blizzcon

[@superluigisim2198]

Is there a clip?

[@pandabottomtext3290]

I hate how hard the "my favorite" joke makes me laugh even after it was repeated like 3 times

[@youngkdblount4287]

Literally 😭

[@emi0404]

SAME HAHAHAHA

[@draculina8017]

frogger threw a pineapple at me once so hard it left a cartoonish bump on my head and he said "watch out.. ill be back with more sensory fruits for you.." im scared of him now

[@jadohero7225]

21:13 Ashe is behind widow, she might be important in the upcoming lore. She might even be the killer.

[@Illariswife]

No they are gonna have sesbian lex

[@AshleyBunni]

2:41 DRESS TO IMPRESS MENTIONED

[@nebulous9280]

My friend showed me this game recently and I only got this joke because of her. If you're reading this Emiru, skill issue.

[@cduhamel3412]

Dark is like that mastermind villain that get lore every once in a while

[@henrylant7049]

11:11 Jay3 fightin for his fuckin life "Did you guys hear something?" Lmao

[@hugrobott]

One time i met Walmart in a Pineapple's parking lot, i was so happy to see it in person but when i came up to Walmart it yelled "EEEWWWW TAKE A SHOWER". It was really embarrassing since i didn't shower for 5 months because of a medical condition. I quickly looked down and tried to walk away but as i did that Walmart screamed again:"THE GUY WITH A BLUE HEAD SMELLS LIKE MUD". At first i was confused what Walmart meant by that, "Why did he say my head was blue?", "Why did he say i smelled li- and then i was hit with a Steve in the back of my head really hard. It was so hard infact that I immediately lost balance and fell face first into a pile of dog Frogger. I never wish to see Walmart again.

[@Shreddedskincheese]

Your medical condition was called lazy

[@Gamonista]

I really have to watch Aspen’s game on Shambali cause to have 0 deaths without your sup to help is absolutely insane

[@simperial0202]

dude who threw that frickin pineapple at me at blizzcon

[@mossball90]

The court room losing the pews to sit in is like an angel losing their wings

[@isackristiansen4099]

1:44 omg the Sly Cooper 2 soundtrack!!!🥹 so much nostalgia. I still have the game!

[@nirfun4063]

5:42 Frogger started speaking the language of gods

[@LALA_DOOM]

Ralph being the lawyer AND the judge sent me bro 💀

[@outoftech]

"there's a voice in my head that's just telling me to beat..." -Frogger Overwatch

[@randomcaribou2747]

Here in Lucio Civilization, no one chooses to dive for the Pharah. It’s better to be safe and kill the Widowmaker rather than risk your entire life just for bragging rights.

[@memeteamljksdsdfl5092]

1:50 Omg sly cooper

[@LOSTYant]

literally my 1st thought lol

[@not_so_funny_guy2009]

I absolutely love the lore of froggers videos, he’s an amazing KZbinr, he’s funny and the lore just boosts the vids from A to S tier

[@AwkwardEspeon]

Aspen is actually so crazy holy moly she is solo healing every game.

[@kumaquatTM]

From the bottom of my heart I am so in love with your videos Frogger. They make my whole day whenever they come out. I have been following since the Persona voice acting video and went to watch many videos before that and every video since. They are so funny and creative, I love how you blend in little movie shorts with gameplay. I can tell you’ve improved on it a lot too. It is amazing to see how far you’ve come with your editing and storytelling. I know it may seem like just a silly joke to go along with the videos, as the lore isn’t serious at all, but that’s part of why it’s so charming to me. It’s just a really fun time to watch these videos. Thank you for all you’ve done. I can tell you work hard on these and I hope you’re having lots of fun with it too.

[@ElMedkit]

2:05 THE GOATED SLY COOPER SOUNDTRACK 🔥🔥🔥

[@NotTheRealRin]

Thank god, I thought I was the only one that noticed. Sly Cooper is such an iconic game with banger soundtracks.

[@MOSTARA-xi2by]

11:45 unexpected "get out" 9/10 good job 👍💯

[@TurtleyLiv]

the freaking sly cooper soundtrack itched my brain soooo good

[@seke9885]

2:41 “Attitude, now walk off”

[@ThatDocMain]

11:11 jay3 jumpscare

[@Uroboroslover]

Bro “accidentally” jumping off the map fucking cracks me up

[@thegreatderp3282]

21:04 bro had such a good chance to make a minecraft movie reference

[@oxlie_5093]

amazing video! but reminds me of the time i met frogger at a convention by pure coincidence, i politely asked for a picture with my favorite diamond tank player and he responded by lobbing a pineapple directly at my head, i had to get stitches and he refused any sort of compensation pay and threatened to sue ME, amazing video though keep up the good work

[@DarkAura993]

5:11 "Frogger, crank that Soulja Boy"

[@sirtouya7676]

Met Frogger in Australia once he threw a pineapple at me cause I said he was washed don’t meet your heros

[@r.p4336]

No meal is complete without a frogger video to watch while eating it

[@franklinchadsworth6651]

Frogger fact #48 The holy Froggers of old could wall ride on water

[@jesuschrist30000ADHD]

14:00 IM CRYING

[@sithlord8504]

Bro missed the opportunity to say "i... am steve"

[@goatpartiess]

sonic songs featured in todays frogger episode 15:44 “live and learn” from sonic adventure 2 (2001) review: +1 point because sonic x shadow generations drops this week. 3/10 note: these reviews are strictly in regards to the sonic songs used in the videos, not the quality of the video itself. i will always enjoy a frogger video regardless of if it has sonic songs or not

[@Slimeonian]

Looking forward to sonic x shadow gen’s :)

[@hollowed_mask233]

wait so the song at 12:30 isnt a sonic song? would you know what it was from, i thought sonic but ig not

[@The_G_Way]

Who would’ve thought the guy that only plays one character makes the most interesting videos, his way of making stories and animations with other characters is sooo entertaining!

[@ZAAMUUS]

OH MY GOD SEWERRAT

[@idoitturtle4348]

2:59 So glad to see it's not just me having issues of enemies just appearing, even REALLY loud ones like Widow Junk Reaper their foot steps just have not been working for the past month it feels. There's no audio clues unless they have had direct LOS within like 5 meters for a solid second it's terrible

[@angiegamez8600]

"Why am I a woman?!" caught me so off guard! XD 15:25

[@felpblade3.029]

I love it when you show the other players pov when you are spinning around, its hillarious 😂

[@_viya]

I met frogger the other day at a local supermarket. he was actually really nice but when he found out I main widowmaker in the hit game overwatch 2™, he suddenly pushed me onto the ground and grabbed a pineapple from a nearby shelf - a particularly spiky one - and threw it at my face.. my glasses were broken and I got involuntary acupuncture; needless to say, beware of who you meet SIGH especially the lucio mains

[@tiannacowan6999]

That section with Dark was so entertaining. As a Widow player, the rivalry is fun, but the Lucio battles are way more engaging to watch.

[@d3erpythingz381]

I can't believe the nostalgia you have given me with the haunted ship theme from Sonic Rush Adventure at 18:15 that was so unexpected

[@BoopisMaximus]

frogger using Skullgirls music. What a time to be alive

[@Michael-yp1yr]

lol, I can't believe someone knows about Skullgirls :D

[@axel_r_]

Neuu vs Steve is the GOAT content. Love it! 😂 I love how Neuu is taking these moments as a champ as well. More of you two! PLEASE!

[@Ishmon16]

Never in my life I would have thought Frogger hit a BM beat I love it

[@wheredawaffe]

who is the mysterious voice behind widow and mercy found out never on lucio mafia origins

[@pigeon-1A]

We need a comprehensive Lucio mafia lore video NOW.

[@musicalmoongirl5055]

I saw Frogger at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” while pointing up and twirling his hand as if he were Amping. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him giggle shyly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pineapples in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to jam out to music and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the pineapples and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and booped me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pineapple and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "LUCIO MAFIA!!" really loudly.

[@juanitoarcoiris5824]

8:13 “She is gonna be like “Oh I have zero deaths” but does she have 3k healing, I don’t think so”

[@Silentzzzzzz]

for new years we 100% should get a start to finish lore video of every lore clip from ur vids my goat

[@nathanaelmilam5393]

The widow cartel will not forget this day. You have been warned

[@Reapx1-Up]

The lucio mafia we must all aim for every widow to exist

[@Mr_Sting]

Was not expecting Live and Learn to drop HAHAH W song choices as usual

[@isdebatable2947]

20:58 such a big missed opportunity 😔

[@Tappytw]

what do u mean

[@ujotowh1514]

Big chungus

[@santigarcia4030]

Found frogger at the supermarket one time and was having a little chat with him, passed by the pineapples and was telling him about how I was gonna make some piña colada that weekend. Bro picked one of them up and threw it at my head. I just stared at him in shock and the pineapple fell to the ground and burst open, he laughed and said PIÑA COLADA THAT. safe to say i did not keep speaking to him

[@cal7447]

5:58 I did not notice the voice crack at all until Frogger just invited us to rewind and locate that exact frame haha

[@amateural]

Frogger is definitely the kinda guy to go for a beef jump

[@jaecrispysticks3613]

dude frogger threw a pineapple at me one time, i was just minding my own business and then BAM pineapple

[@marthpwner]

Like 11 years ago, I was working at this Wal-Mart as a part time job. THE Frogger actually came in, and bought a whole pineapple and nothing else. Weird, but okay maybe he needed it urgently. Then I watched as the pineapple I just sold him was launched at some random guy's head just outside the shop. Crazy how time flies.

[@C0pp3r_._]

babe wake up new lucio mafia orgins lore just dropped

[@b0ng-water-alt]

doing gods work in this video

[@moniquemayer6314]

1:50 omg ur using the sly cooper 2 theme that is so awesome i love that game so much

[@kingofthespook]

4:37 “Is my sound, like, not high enough?” Meanwhile his audio is at 25

[@nirj5991]

during the 2008 recession i was in the local grocery store trying to get some deals. I was trying to get more vitamin c at the time because i was sick with scurvy. Usually they don't have good fruit on sale but on this day I was lucky: pineapples 75% off and there was just one left! As I reached for it a hand came out of nowhere and slapped me away. I look up and it's frogger. He was slurping and drooling and staring at the pineapple like he was in a trance. I was taken aback and ceded the pineapple to him. He grabbed it and, still slurping and smacking, lunged towards me with the fruit held back as if he were going to slam it into my face like a pie. I was terrified. His eyes were glazed over like he was on drugs or something. Just when I thought my life was over, he seemed to think better of it and walked off. That was the last time I saw frogger in 2008.

[@blkcatsasha]

It all started on Circuit Royale. I was sniping people from across the map and it was pretty great. Until Frogger showed up. As I was lining up the perfect shot, he yelled "Let's break it DOWN!" and smashed a fully unripe pineapple over my head. I was in the hospital for nearly three years in a comatose state, sustaining a large dent to my head which now makes my skull look like a deflated balloon.

[@cypher7688]

"Where have you been? Been searching all along Came facing twilight on and on Without a clue Without a sign Without grasping yet The real question to be asked Where have I been? I'm a shape shifter At Poe's masquerade Hiding both face and mind All free for you to draw I'm a shape shifter What else should I be? Please don't take off my mask Revealing dark Moments of calm Nothing left to be found A mirror right in front of me That's where I find An empty glass Reflecting the sad truth It's telling words not to be told I need the mask I'm a shape shifter At Poe's masquerade Hiding both face and mind All free for you to draw I'm a shape shifter Chained down to my core Please don't take off my mask My place to hide I can't tell you How to see me Just a cage of bones There's nothing inside Will it unleash me? Burning down the walls Is there a way For me to break? I'm a shape shifter At Poe's masquerade Hiding both face and mind All free for you to draw I'm a shape shifter Have no face to show Please don't take off my mask My disguise" 👃

[@tastypopeye_8063]

I am so invested in this storyline now, I am loving it

[@xerdion7250]

I'm surprised they haven't arrested him yet. Just last year, I met frogger, he was wallriding the side of an Aldi's before he spotted me. It was eye contact for a moment before he hopped off the wall, I swear I'm not even sure where the pineapple came from but suddenly he pelted me with it and I hit my head on the concrete, ended up with a major concussion :(

[@kyros18b62]

Just want y'all to know that pineapples hurt! Frogger showed up at my house at 2:58 am Eastern Standard Time and woke me up with a pineapple to the face. :(

[@rokkalombardi2196]

Lucio Players: "Can we have a smidge of new Lucio content?" Blizzard Entertainment: "What?! can't hear you over the sound of the Kiriko and Rein skins printing money!!"

[@AjWentz23]

Once I stepped outside and there was a wild Frogger chillin in full McDonalds uniform, I said hi to him. To which shortly after he threw a pineapple at my head and caused major blunt force trauma from which I shall never recover and only speak like Frogger does in this video from 4:14 to 4:16. 10/10 experience, I do recommend meeting your heroes.

[@leaf2soul2]

Missed minecraft movie joke oppertunity at 21:00

[@brv9146]

i freaking LOVE MIKU MOTION thanks for bringing it back :3

[@livii191]

12:37 cute dogs? You feel like kicking them too...? I will never forget that moment...

[@YoungwonVT]

9:25 wait this was so funny LOL

[@mr.pig1528]

Day 1 of asking frogger to gather all of the troll lucios like dark and lebron and do a bunch of that unlimited arcade game with 5 lucios

[@willowtetreault6717]

Ngl the frogger and steve lore storyline is so gooooooood!!!! I love it

[@Tokk-I0]

15:12 LIFE IS STRANGE????

[@SleepyCatPing]

the lucio cinematic dimension, or as i call it, the LCD, truly is becoming a masterpiece

[@erttaz3743]

great video as always, favorite part is the game vs neuish! keep up the good work man

[@seraph4882]

Okay this was very funny and stopped the voices from their unending torment, thank you frogger

[@Maxduks2]

Frogger quoting Minecraft parkour civilization is something I didn't think I would live to see

[@vexthaking]

He dented my head from throwing a pineapple at me

[@thebrilliantmistake1916]

i have only seen clips of the funny Frog, and i wish i found this channel sooner, cause omg this is my new fav OW channel

[@spinosaurus2001]

2:40 the Dress to Impress music LMAO

[@spectralspectra2282]

Honestly I don't even care about overwatch anymore, i just love watching Frogger

[@topitalian6088]

the parkour civ reference at 1:03 had my soy pointing

[@machinegirlz]

the skullgirls music hello ?! FROGGER LIKES SKULLGIRLS?

[@spot6532]

steve's story unironically a better narrative than overwatch pve

[@Toasted.77]

Honestly whenever i see this guy posting videos and having fun it fills me with a rage only compared to that of kratos, seeing people support him knowing i was one of his pineapple victims hurts me to my core

[@caevor523]

heard the word “360” and immediately knew Lucio mafia civilization was being born