From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix)

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LYRICS:
The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
And I don't watch you when you sleep.
Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
You're not going to heaven.
Why the fuck would you think Id ever kick it with you?
None of you are going to heaven.
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you.
You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to.
You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do.
I don't think masturbation is obscene.
Its absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen.
You make my job a living hell.
I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well.
You're not going to heaven.
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns.
None of you are going to heaven.
You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims.
You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to.
You can eat pork, because why the fuck would I give a shit?
You argue and you bicker and you fight.
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
over what they think is true.
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
You pray so badly for heaven,
knowing any day might be the day that you die
but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
My love is the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it, you won't need it. (2x)
I'm not going to give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to.
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you.

[@viggiomorgenstein5913]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you..." *stares accusingly at the audience*

[@spadezo_2656]

That lines kinda dark though...What is theres an entire world who thinks we are god?..

[@Tatertottt]

@@spadezo_2656 bugs

[@krakitty123]

Benecio Starkey that makes no since and it’s rude you have over stepped

[@Tatertottt]

@@krakitty123 Don't get mad, because I'm not sure how you're reading the reply, but I'm pretty sure they just mean that people in a bad situation might see people with let's say a house or food as Gods because they have essentials that the unfortunate person doesn't. Like how people want to come into America because their country is in a situation, whether that be bad governement or lack of essentials. They see America as a paradise of freedom. (Is what I was told. It could just be Americans being self-centered because we do that a lot) Edit: had to fix some grammar. I just woke up, sorry

[@krakitty123]

Totallyahooman sorry when I wrote that it was like 3:00 am so I was very judgemental

[@jackcohn1733]

"I created the universe, you think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" is my favorite line.

[@ryanthompson9156]

My favorite lines are "I sent gays to fix over population...boy did that go well" and "you're not my children, you're just a bad game of sins"

[@ryanthompson9156]

+That Nerd Who Is In The Phandom *sims

[@billbenx2r651]

+Blue Toast Sims is a game where you create people and run their lives, so it makes sense.

[@samanthastokes794]

GUYS IT SAYS SIM AS IN SIMULATION😂

[@ryanthompson9156]

+samantha stokes no as in the EA game The Sims

[@elomargalib]

"If you want love, the loves got to come from you" Essence of this song

[@moonlambo5229]

No the essense of the song is that I can eat as much bacon as I damn well please.

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

@@moonlambo5229 this is the true answer

[@justexploring2979]

@@kidnamedfinger3958 agreed

[@vizardonator8571]

Yeah I always found it weird when some Christians wondered how atheists could live without a purpose because we don’t believe in God, like if your only purpose is to serve God, and nothing you do is not in his name, then aren’t you just a servant, a peasant, a serf? Working over the lands of the earth to plant the seeds of God’s meaningfulness? (Guess that’s why they call him Lord God) Sure, that’s noble, but you’re not ever living for yourself? Is that not depressing? Have you ever felt self-love, self-worth? The impostor syndrome in even the dumbest Christians must be so high, and that’s just a darn shame. Also, when they ask “what’s stopping you from murdering or raping because you’re an atheist?” What’s stopping me? The law and my basic understanding of empathy, perhaps!

[@3nertia]

Also just as important would be "Life on earth could be heaven, isn't just the thought of it worth a try?" :)

[@BxIowaIrelandSwAg]

Holy shit I can’t believe this came out almost 8 years ago. This guy is the most thought provoking comedian I have ever listened to

[@DannyBridie]

yessss, he's so ahead of his time

[@jacobmccain8082]

He's basically the last true philosopher at this point. I dont know that Id even say he's a comedian anymore. Especially after inside.

[@supernova4199]

WAIT THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO?

[@jujuandjesus]

I'd say he's up there, Carlin is definitely my number one, even though I feel like he comes off as a boomer from time to time. Carlin blazed a trail and it's a shame that so few people are like Bo Burnham, carrying the torch.

[@bluebird5173]

@@jujuandjesus Too many standup comedians these days are right wingers, or at least, act as useful idiots for the right by parroting their talking points even if they see themselves as politically neutral (like Dave Chapelle and Andrew Schultz). It's refreshing to find an edgy comedian who actually leans left and isn't afraid to show it. Bo Burnham and George Carlin understand that comedy isn't "just jokes" and can actually push or perpetuate political narratives, intentionally or not. That's why Carlin said he was careful not to punch down on minorities while Bo often highlighted ongoing inequalities between privileged and marginalized groups.

[@ediblejeans]

“I don’t watch you when you sleep” Random background guy:”WOOO!”

[@jacketlady_1207]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEAR IT WOOO

[@shotni9925]

*epic nerd sounds*

[@elainad6728]

SANTA

[@Jin-di9zv]

*he probably did something on his bed*

[@liquidsandwich1052]

His parents kept telling him God was always watching and he was always too scared to ask anyone if it was true, he felt free from the burden when Bo finally said that he is free to make his own choices in the privacy of his own home without the being that made everything judging you

[@autumnapathy2436]

"Maybe God does not believe in you," holy fucking shit.

[@Shockwave1794]

+Mario Pham hits me hard everytime

[@johnnydunham5616]

That line gives me goosebumps everytime I watch this

[@dangerrard5346]

+Mario Pham Haha, "holy"

[@autumnapathy2436]

Nightcore Exordium God damn it. FUCK

[@dangerrard5346]

Mario Pham "God" damn it

[@kasoup1313]

The most powerful line (well stanza) imo has got to be "You pray so badly for heaven Knowing any day might be the day that you die But maybe life on earth could be heaven Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" like yes why not we try to be happy here instead of making other people's lives torture just because they may not follow similar beliefs?

[@miraclemaker403]

This is the most closest one to my heart. I've been religious all my life (born catholic) and i grew up going to sunday schools all my childhood. And although i love the people there and i appreciate the precious memories, i sadly have not brought praying when i grew up. I always wondered in the back of my mind whenever the teachers would tell us to accept jesus so we can save ourselves from hell and go to heaven, if im really doing that and how do i know if ive done that already. I was so scared of the idea of going to hell so I prayed and prayed and TRIED to accept jesus in my heart (whatever the heck that even meant). But then i wandered off, discovered atheism, being agnostic, and different beliefs through the internet. I do feel much better now than before i guess. I stopped letting hell chain me. I can be a good person without having to worry about going to hell and only doing "right things" for the sake of going to heaven. I don't even anticipate heaven anymore anyways. Seems pretty boring now lol, ill just enjoy earth while im still here.

[@SH-qs7ee]

Thats always been my belief; we can choose to make this place Heaven, or we choose to make this place Hell. Unfortunately it feels like Hell's winning most days.

[@triforceofcourage100]

Humans have this obnoxious superiority complex. If someone doesn’t believe the same thing you do then there’s basically saying you’re wrong and that bothers them

[@sheldon3842]

Bravo🙌

[@Dan_Capone]

According to Christian Theology, Heaven is a place with no pain, no death and no sorrow. So how exactly can we humans make this life like Heaven?

[@darkpidgeon03]

AS A CHRISTIAN TO THE OTHER CHRISTIANS AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE: he is NOT ridiculing religion just to make fun of it, or to say he doesn't give a shit, he is ridiculing it because that's how irony works. In this song he said some of the wisest things i've ever heard, he is a genius. If y'all are criticising him so much then maybe the fact that you got offended is YOUR problem, not his.

[@aryan7767]

He’s criticising bad people who use religion as a shield and reasoning to think that they’re good people just because they’re religious

[@darkpidgeon03]

@@aryan7767 exactly

[@dr.little7311]

Exactly. You shouldn’t not rape because god told you not to, you shouldn’t rape because it’s fucked up. Being religious doesn’t automatically make you a good person.

[@darkpidgeon03]

@@dr.little7311 holy words 🙏🏻🔥💪🏻

[@cuygor7132]

@@dr.little7311 Conversly, not being religious doesn’t make you a horrible person by default.

[@Vauksel]

'No-one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you' This line means more than it's face value.

[@Vauksel]

'If you want love then the love has gotta come from you' Extremely profound for a comedy song.

[@jamhard1253]

El Diablo That part was really really Really GOOD!!

[@MiningSolo]

The entire second half means more than it's face value.

[@Vauksel]

MiningSolo Okay.

[@MiningSolo]

El Diablo I love Bo, both his comedy and insight on life are ingenious. In my opinion, it's songs like this that are what entertainment should be. Many claps for bo.

[@carrots7216]

"But maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" Oddly reassuring.

[@trolltoyourheart9051]

True

[@NEVproductions2012]

Incredible line

[@lbLevii]

Also, "If you want love than the love has got to come from you"

[@davidk2096]

Dude. Check out Jordan Peterson on every decision that you make tipping the world around you more towards heaven or hell every day. This third verse encapsulates thay truth in a comedic song.

[@justinaccurate347]

David K I think Jordan Peterson is the opposite of this song but this is KZbin so who the fuck cares what I think

[@TheTrueObama]

“You’re not my children, You’re a bad game of SIMS” and “Maybe God doesn’t believe in you” are great fucking lines and I’m jealous I didn’t think of them

[@austindelisle3900]

Honestly tho never heard anyone say that

[@kristeenprusia9095]

This made me think of the idea that: If you need the fear of eternal damnation to be a good person then maybe you're not a good person.

[@warmereistee7278]

Damn thats deep

[@simonessays]

EXACTLY!! As he said “who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a di-?” It’s really sad to see that some people only are good people because they fear hell. Not because they genuinely want to be good.

[@kiwimations2053]

Some religious person asked me if I don't belong in damnation, why don't I do whatever I want and I was just like "...cause it's wrong?" It's crazy

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

"What is more noble? To be born a good person, or to overcome your past nature and grow into a good person through hard work and diligence"

[@d.b.1176]

Yup

[@zoom9826]

Why does everybody look over the line “you make my job a living hell”

[@SantiZX]

Because he lives in the heaven but he feels that it’s the hell *Isn’t that ironic?*

[@thememedealer5301]

@@RToast13 I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@Your_imaginary_friend_forlife]

@@thememedealer5301 I-R-O-N-I-C, I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

[@philcollinslover56705]

@@Your_imaginary_friend_forlife I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I I-R-O-N-I-C

[@vanessasamad8286]

@@philcollinslover56705 I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

[@eastonpeterson7570]

"Maybe life on earth can be heaven, isn't the thought of that just worth a try?" I came for laughs and left with too many feelings. 10/10 would evaluate my entire life again

[@cowbyo]

same

[@StermaPerma]

+zoe HAHAHAA ur profile pick totally fits ur comment xD

[@cowbyo]

just a lamp true :'(

[@kierankelly3314]

+Easter Egg Bo uses didactic methods in some of his songs.

[@hopoffz]

Same.

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

The “Maybe God does not believe in you” line always sends chills down my spine. Such a beautiful sentiment, and the aggressive change in pace on the piano drives the gravity of it all perfectly.

[@piotrskaa9803]

Bo in 2013: Maybe life on Earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? Bo in 2021: You say the whole world's ending. Honey, it already did. It's sad to see such an optimistic outlook on life shattered. Bo has really lost all his hope in humanity.

[@EshBBX]

That's because humanity IS lost.

[@EshBBX]

Note how this was published at the end of 2013 AKA the point of no return and pretty much the last good year overall.

[@RyukenXX]

Let's go to Mars

[@user-gk6sg1jw3m]

Nah cuz we would probably just fuck up mars as well until we have nowhere to go

[@EshBBX]

@@user-gk6sg1jw3m Wise words, let it end here.

[@sonja5878]

he’s not ridiculing religion, he’s pointing out that being religious doesn’t make you a good person

[@benjimain6]

ye, well...xD Maybe there's a thought behind the second part of your statement, but he definitely is ridiculing religion as well. He ridicules everything.

[@walidassali]

john doe i would not say that , but people who interprets it are.

[@user-zt7ex6ce8g]

Carolean Ladies and Gentlemen! Another precious internet atheist!

[@bubbletea6320]

@@imcarolean Who hurt you?

[@walidassali]

Carolean you know that being an atheist doesn’t make you smarter , and that’s a fact lol .

[@LuchoLavalle]

"If you want love then the love has gotta come from you". Deep shit right there.

[@PrettyBoyDevito]

You could say that it's... #Deep

[@jacobworboy6729]

+Karkat Vantas GET OUT

[@PrettyBoyDevito]

+Jacob Worboy Never!

[@nomcat8827]

I read this as he said it and agreed like damn I thought this was comedy not amazing poetry

[@XxihatepieXx]

All he said was love yourself lol

[@inomisonotuttipresi]

“If you want love then the love has got to come from you”. Literally changed my life first time I heard it.

[@Rain2k3]

changed your life in a good way ?

[@rayanhiron9607]

@@Rain2k3 How can that lyrics change somebody's life in a bad way though?

[@inomisonotuttipresi]

@@Rain2k3 in a good way!! 😂

[@malekhaddad1389]

Jee you’re the first person who wrote that line right

[@Luvilli]

​@rayanhiron9607 ngl it made me feel kinda hopeless the 1st time I heard it

[@autumnlove96able]

I love this song. I’ve grown up Christian all my life and still believe in it, but I was also raised by good people. It’s disturbing and infuriating to me how weird, hateful, and stiff so many other Christians are. I absolutely admire this brutal, honest take on the assholes who think they’ll go to Heaven just because they believe.

[@Egonsraad]

bro, hate the sin, love the sinner if you're one of those faux-christians who thinks that the only rule of faith is 'durrrrrr be nice or something' then eat shit

[@catchannel1484]

Agreed, 100%. It's disgusting how many people are so entitled because they believe. I love God, but not so much his fans. Still, God tells us to love your enemies, so

[@DanSoloha]

It does say something about your beliefs that they can be interpreted in such a hateful and bigoted way, no?

[@razzdazzjazz]

@@DanSoloha Have you read the Bible? The one topic it makes clear that is the most important thing is to love everyone.

[@honukane242]

W human

[@josephmiranda5917]

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out not to be a dck? gets me every time

[@Jaspartacus]

Every. Damn. Time. 😂

[@vendriksondoesthings7911]

I created the universe why would I draw the line at the deli isle

[@elizabethb4516]

Joseph Miranda 420 LIKES HOLY CRAP

[@cerberusfjel4132]

Joseph Miranda ye very fitting for todays date

[@mileslugo6430]

Joseph Miranda there are just that many, and a new one is being born every day. hence rape...

[@alias3660]

I love that as a comedian, he's confident enough to not have laughs towards the end of his songs, but silence from the audience in awe

[@brendankane4186]

It's probably because a lot of his songs and bits end in messages instead of just puchlines

[@jimmyrodopski8265]

The last part of the song was pretty serious and I can understand why. It was designed that way. Bo just wanted to express his religous opinion and wanted to be serious about it.

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

Because there not just joke songs. There legitimate good music. Better than most musicians.

[@YouAreA_Bundleofsticks]

@@brendankane4186 æ Nm

[@Dutch3DMaster]

Honestly, I'd be cautious to judge that kind of thing from a video, microphones and the way you can mix channels that contain them afterwards can really change how something sounds or comes over. It's easy to make an audience be practically silent while they might be laughing or cheering just by mixing down that microphone in the post processing stage... Other than that: the last part is not exactly ehm, the most comedy-part of the whole song and the message it tries to convey...

[@benpenn4761]

"Maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try". I'm an environmental scientist who has spent most of my life feeling this but haven't been able to put it to words. Hearing it in this song hits me hard. If everyone else felt the same way, we'd be living in a very different world. You can call it paradise, heaven, whatever. Doesn't just the thought of that make the effort worthwhile?

[@tonyisnotdead]

no, we are living in heaven. the world is perfect. we are advancing and the environment is getting worse and we are enslaving/killing more animals than ever. it's awesome for humanity

[@TeddyG221]

CAN OTHER PEOPLE TRY TO AT LEAST LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

[@FreemanicParacusia]

I wish more people thought like that instead of thinking the sooner the world falls apart the sooner they, specifically, will be raptured away to leave the rest of us to deal with the problems they actively fought us not to fix.

[@Mark-Wilson]

Utopia

[@gramps3351]

I know this song is mostly a joke, but that certain disdain he added within "You're *_NOT_* my children-" at around 2:11 is actually fucking perfect I absolutely love that portrayal of God actually disgusted by the basic idea that we might have come from him

[@ryanowns5]

"No one enertains the thought that, maybe God does not believe in you" *DEAD SILENT AUDIENCE DOING SELF REFLECTION*

[@BaggedBread]

dead silent reply section too lmao

[@I_the_Taco]

"ohhhh shi-"

[@adisrimishra897]

They processing it

[@ferbious7258]

2k likes, 3 comments🤔 sus

[@ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum]

Bo's way of throwing absolute power and gravity into comedy. He demands people think and I love that about him. He is my absolute favorite "comedian" since George Carlin. Their ability to tell it as it is and give the realist perspectives fucking ever is unmatched.

[@audree1457]

bless that one guy who cheered when bo said "i dont watch you when you sleep"

[@yixy5610]

aesthetic trash God is proud

[@disorientedkiwi7984]

Wooop

[@fandomtrash8618]

WOOOO

[@uttersolitude]

Because he's the guy that watches

[@SoySauceSmurf]

He’s probably like OH THANK YOU GOD, I DO WEIRD THINGS IN MY SLEEP

[@tksnack]

i wanna preform this at my church's talent show and see what they do.

[@camelotking5310]

Vid or it didn’t happen

[@RyukenXX]

You alive?

[@irlmeow]

@@camelotking5310 they never said they would

[@BaphyRae]

@@camelotking5310 tf is you’re problem?

[@camelotking5310]

@@BaphyRae tf is not my problem no

[@okboing]

"But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you" why is this so profound, like how is Bo like the first person to ever think of this

[@Starlight-by3cf]

Ikr..

[@thedogguy2137]

I don’t think he’s the first person to think this, but he’s probably the first person to actually say something about it

[@LeakyTrees]

He's not, but he IS famous, so it's basically the same thing.

[@somethingforsenro]

bo isn't the first person to think or say it. even within the highly religious circles of the world, the idea that "god isn't going to save us from our problems" is a long-standing ideal. buddhism's degenerate age of dharma is a good example.

[@ryanvess6162]

The flood? No? Ok.

[@cclwchtr9046]

"but maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" holy shit, powerful

[@Tubueller]

Then what are the other planets in the Universe?

[@hof8231]

Reminds me of that one song by Big D and the Kids Table. "If we can build a bomb, can't we build heaven too? Nahh, let's make life a living hell."

[@veledwin1]

+Arizona Dalman The ones with sentient life, you mean? Other games of SIMS, and probably more successful than this one.

[@dapperbleach1598]

Imposter

[@tunes12569]

cecilia winchester I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC MISHA BABY 💜

[@AlexisBrookeM]

I've heard Bo praised for his songs being witty and funny and linguistically creative. One thing people never seem to mention is just how f*cking *beautiful* so many of his songs are from a purely musical, aesthetic perspective.

[@Kllyec]

i was just about to comment that! i have to say the piano alone is insane and compliments what he’s saying so well!

[@gothclown9013]

that's what i've been saying...the piano solo in "straight white males" is absolutely incredible

[@TheNormExperience]

That’s actually my favorite part of comedians who use music for comedy; the most beautifully composed song being sung with this lovely voice and it can be about the raunchiest thing you’ve ever heard! Especially when it’s just good all around; Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, somehow they all find this wonderful dichotomy between what should be ugly versus beautiful and make it into the same thing.

[@HENKO_BEATS]

AND..with a lot of depth and truth.

[@Unknownsoldier740]

I misread it as "from a purely musical, atheistic perspective" at first and did a double take.

[@dafanoffandoms8414]

Grandparents: we need to get you music about God! Me: I have music about God at home. Music about God at home:

[@fuzzchuckle5974]

Wait but the meme "at home" is supposed to be an off brand type thing. This is 10000x better than music about God

[@dafanoffandoms8414]

@@fuzzchuckle5974 you’re right now that I think about it, I’d change to “music about God” to “Holy music” if KZbin would let me, but it won’t so yea :/

[@fuzzchuckle5974]

@@dafanoffandoms8414 haha yes indeed

[@prudencecutwa2973]

Lollll yesssssss

[@dumbledore769]

@@fuzzchuckle5974 depends on the song and the artist but there are definitely some christian artists I would agree with for sure

[@fallenknight2580]

As a ex-muslim the pork part was my favorite. Even when i was a child i was thinking " doesn't god have anything better than writing list for consumable animals?"

[@rain2092]

الله يهديك

[@6tuf85dyfu]

I always thought this was due to the fact that hogs/pigs carried disease and the food safety back then obviously wasn't the best. It wss therefore labeled unlcear.

[@Dan_Capone]

@@6tuf85dyfu Might be, but there's nothing divine about that interpretation. 600 years before Islam Jesus already said: "A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.", and I don't think food safety was any better in those times. If anything it was even worse. Today we have food safety and we can eat whatever we want, which makes Jesus words true and timeless, Jewish law obsolete, and Islam just a bad copy of old texts.

[@cosmicbrambleclawv2]

I had the same discussion with my friend a year or so ago He used to live with his grandparents in Saudi Arabia and never ate pork but he is a Norse pagan and one day I just looked at him and went "Why don't you eat pork? You like breakfast sausage but not other pork stuff." His response was religion, to which I came back with "Ok... But you're Norse pagan right? Do you realize how many pigs the Vikings probably ate?" The look on his face when that clicked 😂 needless to say he eats pork now without feeling bad

[@cookiecat7759]

@@Dan_Capone ikr

[@TeddyPicker191]

Bo has the ability to make you laugh your ass off, then start to tear up 15 seconds later.

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

gotta love it

[@ValpasKankaristo]

The sign of good comedian

[@danielneverloses]

TeddyPicker191 For example, Can't Handle This.

[@anthonyst-pierre4303]

TeddyPicker191 then laugh again 5 seconds later

[@spiritedrenee9895]

Like any good comedian should.

[@TheKittyDoggo]

This song about a realistic version of god makes me want to be a better person.

[@nickthepick8043]

Congratz! Same here.

[@ivanatrolalot2173]

Same

[@sebastianbancroft7184]

You can make God be whatever you want him to be. It’s easy if you try, but he’s only your god though. Edit: strong emphasis on “he’s only your god” meaning this god of yours if not actually real.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@sebastianbancroft7184 that's actually really good advice

[@sebastianbancroft7184]

Ethan Sharp How so?

[@deannabanman243]

All these years later, hearing this song still makes me shed a tear. He is an underrated artist of our generation. I hope he’s doing well out there.

[@loralynf.9722]

it made you cry? haha 😄

[@kasshill2034]

Have some empathy. Some people were abused by the church and the idea that God isn’t happy with the church makes us feel better. I see so many people in the comments going “Ha ha ha what the heck is religious trauma that’s so funny you’re so stupid, you have ptsd lolololol” Maybe you should think before you make fun of someone

[@thatguywhocallsmebill5797]

Beautiful sentiment. I hope you are doing well out there too x.

[@LeakyTrees]

"underrated" breh

[@billybob9269]

Dont hurt yourself stay clear headed my nig

[@q.l.1363]

I'm a very devoted Catholic and at first I thought I was going to hate this song. Literally my second favorite Bo song (only beaten out by Sad because that always has me ROLLING)

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

💃🕺🎶I saw an old man slip and fall, ha, what a fvcking idiot🎶🕺💃

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Yes those are absolutely the two best Bo songs

[@_Overestimated]

@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil i love that funny feeling and look who's inside again. great songs from the new special

[@jovonbarnes6098]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." This line, paired with the ominous look he shoots at the audience, was powerful. My God.

[@runedoom]

's point of view?

[@kattiemartin5457]

Jovon Barnes this is one lf the scariest things ever for me. As a very religious person, this song made me think a lot about what im doing.

[@MopedOfJustice]

kattie Reach any new conclusions?

[@kattiemartin5457]

MopedOfJustice well I'm still going to be religious. I can only hope that good still believes in me. But its pretty hard to do that sometimes.

[@MopedOfJustice]

Any idea about the criteria for God believing in you?

[@nathankeeven2140]

My favorite song by him: A World on Fire

[@arcticsandpiper1921]

For anyone who hasn't heard it, lyrics: AHHH AH AH AHHH

[@chazhinkley6602]

+Orange _Carrot If you listen closely its got really deep subtext

[@claytonshackelford883]

same

[@haydenlife8177]

same tho

[@kirby9267]

+Just a Phase Productions yup, it's the best!

[@lillyreynolds4435]

the sheer amount of people/women cheering when Bo says you shouldn't r*pe people says a lot and it's fucking sad

[@melovespoon]

ik it's not what you meant but people/women is kinda funny

[@Chuckkills]

People/woman lmao 🤣😂😂

[@Vengeance1996]

Just say people my guy

[@Euclib]

I thought women were people, but you made a categorical distinction. Huh. Learn something new every day.

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

...what it says is people support the idea of.. not raping.

[@patrickanderson62]

"I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fucking deli line?" is going on my tombstone I'm not sorry

[@Eboness]

Damn, it got really deep at the end there......I love it.

[@xxthehowlingwolfxxiamtrash7921]

ikr!

[@NiCk9435]

#deep

[@liamlavin9880]

#deep is another one of his songs

[@TheSymphonyOfScience]

lol

[@sammunoz5347]

where you like what

[@gregrosche]

I’ve heard this song literally dozens and dozens of times but the line of “I created the universe, ya think I’m drawing the line in the fuckin’ deli aisle?” still makes me laugh every time

[@nix5160]

Haha same!

[@stevieturner2598]

Same bro, same

[@foxylordg4886]

Same

[@johndemesa5196]

Sorry if I'm dumb but what does the deli aisle joke mean?

[@same_bruvyt9433]

@@johndemesa5196 A deli aisle is where someone sells food, bo is saying you can eat pork because he doesn't care he isn't working at a deli aisle

[@camilacl95]

I imagine God listening to this song and being like "this kid gets it! Get him in a VIP position in heaven!"

[@princessplum2314]

“My love is the type of thing that you have to earn. I’m not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love the love has got to come from you.” Kind of like how respect is earned not just automatically given and I wish people would see that meaning more. Just because you’re old or just because of your religion or anything it doesn’t mean that you automatically deserve respect it depends on the type of person that you are. You have to give in order to receive.

[@wegettingrippedtonight1190]

I have to disagree with the respect is earned thing, disrespect is earned. Respect is usually given to anyone, like if you meet a stranger at the grocery store and they ask you to reach for an item in a shelf they can't get you usually give it to them but once you realize they're shitty as hell theres a less likely chance of you doing the samething for them again.

[@thevoiceinyourhead7215]

@@wegettingrippedtonight1190 damn fucking straight

[@crycrywolf]

@@wegettingrippedtonight1190 really on point. Respect absolutely shouldn’t be “earned” it’s the bare minimum for being a good person. The whole idea you have to earn being treated with kindness is so gross.

[@mateomiranda2635]

@@wegettingrippedtonight1190 atheist here and yes I do think there should be some level of respect from everyone, but god doesn’t have to love you back as well love means you like something and god possibly might not like most of the human race. I think that was the point they were trying to make. Love not respect should be earned.

[@Jamestech1001]

"i created the universe, think im drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" i fucking died at that part

[@bookwormyourordinary5227]

I couldn't breathe!!

[@gunsmoke5580]

+Jamestech SAME!

[@r.b.4611]

+Jamestech God couldn't work out why not eating meat is ethical. Another reason we shouldn't listen to him.

[@thegamerguy7226]

+Riley B from a scientific standpoint, pork is very contaminated before being cooked and processed due to the fact that pigs will eat almost anything. From a biblical standpoint, I believe it was more of a statement to protect people.

[@maroondragon618]

+Riley B Mate, if u look at what happens behind walls of a slaughterhouse, you will KNOW that eating meat is highly unethical.

[@phoenixjackson7411]

“You’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims.” And, “I sent gays to fix overpopulation-boy did that go well.” Always kill me.

[@kamller6525]

reduce, reuse, recycle

[@hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194]

The lip bite is what does it for me😂

[@cheeseonyomama]

*Sim* Legal made sure he didn't pronounce the additional s

[@breakfaith3031]

I always thought he said civ which would still work lol

[@Haru-nee]

@@cheeseonyomama and pr made sure that he didn't use “Musl1ms” at 2:57. But gotta talk about international conflicts.

[@naul6882]

"Maybe God does not belive in you" is the best line in this song

[@jeffML3926]

"Maybe life on earth could be heaven... doesn't the thought of it make it worth a try?" 😐 dayum, this guy knows how to get real

[@Alacard0malley]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you" is one of the most profound statements I've ever heard

[@BrightBlueTrousers]

It really is. I absolutely agree.

[@lenks0]

Fight Club has a similar line. Something like "if God exists, in all likelihood he doesn't care about you. In all likelihood, he hates you."

[@SoySauceSmurf]

When shit gets real

[@chiaragiagu1001]

Alacard0malley I totally agree

[@part-timepartytime9621]

a 19 year old comedian wrote the most profound thing you've ever heard?

[@krysimp.]

That transition from 'Hell' to 'I' was powerful omfg.

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIII sent g-

[@emily-pq4ck]

YES I WAS LOOKINN FOR THIS COMMENT

[@multi_troll]

I cant remember one song with moment like this and it makes me crazy

[@SaxandRelax]

where? or rather, when?

[@ladychoide]

@@SaxandRelax 1:52 😊

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

I love the message of this song, it's genuinely something to live by. You can have morals without religion, just like how you can have religion without morals. But you should still have morals, not for some hypothetical god, but simply because it's the right thing.

[@user-qk3qn8fc1r]

I can't believe I discovered this song only 10 years after its release. Literally a week after leaving my religion I found this masterpiece on accident, and now it's on repeat reminding me that I don't need a guidance from God to be a better person. Still feel empty but supported.

[@joeru3276]

Happy for you

[@jakubdura828]

I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fcking deli line always makes me laugh

[@RhysFemboy]

Just say that to a Christian and they will shit themself

[@RhysFemboy]

I meant muslim

[@Xaisix683]

MR YTP the pork thing is jewish (i’m jewish). pretty sure it’s also islamic but i’m not 100% sure.

[@afrahe3718]

Yo same XD

[@afrahe3718]

@@Xaisix683 Islamic thing too

[@rebekkabagge8534]

Omg, the first time he says "you're not going to heaven" the audience just goes completely quiet

[@peterwilliams2887]

I noticed that too..

[@nix5160]

Yeah, I noticed that too. And by the end of the song, the audience is just in a stunned silence

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

200th like

[@ProperlyGaming]

@@nix5160 yeah they realized quite quickly that this song, while still surely has some funny quips, was burnhams more serious songs about how people need to chill the fuck out. Stop trying to find love from some thing that may or may not be real, and love your fellow humans.

[@nix5160]

@@ProperlyGaming well said, because that's true. That's why I really like Bo Burnham. He keeps things real

[@schoolwork222]

I was being forced to sing in church so I sang this 🥹👍

[@BringBackStoning]

Legend. Don’t let those religionists control you

[@gabbyn.3049]

Cool story bro

[@Cloud_hair]

if this is true, what happened next?

[@sallynx51]

69th like hehe (I have the same sense of humor as a 12yr old boy)

[@slothguy8826]

Well if you sang this then you weren’t forced to sing then, otherwise you would have sang the actual church music. I may not be religious but I still pray you get out of this edgy reddit atheist phase soon

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

I don't believe in a God but the line about God's love saying "my loves the type of thing you have to earn,, and when you earn it, you won't need it" always kicks my ass.

[@isrose6969]

I used references to this in my C of E (Church of England) school talent show in my comedy act. The teachers were horrified but the students enjoyed it lmao

[@benjamin-vy6dz]

That Girl that’s a little rebellious

[@ewanw5654]

What’s the point of shortening Church of England to C of E then proceed to type out the full thing.

[@benjamin-vy6dz]

Ewan H ikr

[@Lazarus142]

Probably because C of E is what it's known as colloquially, but the other 99% of humanity doesn't live near it, so they clarified for any potentially confused people.

[@ewanw5654]

Dudimus Prime so why bother writing c of e if only 1% of people are going to understand it

[@rachelleleclair6988]

“But no one entertains the idea that maybe God doesn’t believe in you” Holy shit...

[@kobefan5901]

Rachelle LeClair I don’t get that line.

[@introdeuce6912]

Kobe Fan meaning god doesn't give a fuck about you

[@dddudemanguy80]

Yeah, HOLY shit

[@zachtozer7248]

Rachelle LeClair I was scrolling through these while listening to the song and he said the line as I read this. Lol

[@Cramblit]

Can't blame god if he doesn't give a fuck about the vast majority of people lol...

[@beaucordell438]

"If you want love then the love has gotta come from you." I needed this line in many contexts of my life, not just my spirituality. Thank you Bo. Thank you.

[@exjetset]

my favorite line is “none of you are going to heaven - why the fuck would you think I’d ever kick it with you?” - the delivery is perfect and i can’t explain why

[@orionng195]

Now this is a god which I am willing to believe in. Not some guy who's always watching over your shoulder and keeping tabs on everything that you do, but someone who made us and just watches passively. Also, "no one entertains the thought maybe God does not believe in you" and "maybe life on Earth could be Heaven" are two of the best quotes from ANYTHING I've ever read, heard or seen.

[@briannasimpson6891]

Your comment made me think "Wow. God and Santa Claus have so much in common."

[@saintsilk]

@@briannasimpson6891 they already do for me.

[@mikooki1874]

this is a god im willing to belive in too

[@duffymarie3322]

If you seriously believe that God created the universe and watches passively but does not intervene in the life of you are others, that is an actual belief. It’s called deism. Deism is more of a philosophy than a religion, though.

[@mikooki1874]

@@duffymarie3322 deism is the most logical shit ever

[@CockAndBallTorture.]

Christian: I love you God! God: Pretty cringe ngl.

[@lovrebrnas7394]

God: seems quite gay to me*

[@Ghostman223]

@big boy gamez its beautiful

[@alexs6746]

“Woooah man I think you skipped 2 or 3 steps there”

[@razzledazzle9723]

god: simp.

[@xedgelord75x65]

Love yourself and maybe god won't give a shit

[@lunavixrn5651]

"I don't watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a total creep." Did you hear that Santa, you pervert?

[@noebeckstb7517]

I believe in God , I'm religious and I love this song , the part of "maybe life on earth could be heaven" it really has a lot of sense and he points out a lot of real things that are true .

[@jessh343]

I want 'there's a trillion aliens cooler than you' on a tshirt

[@accound1243]

SpiderLovinJess there's a sight you can design your own t shirt :D

[@SoySauceSmurf]

Me too, Ima make shirts with Bo Burnam quotes.

[@EzekielDean]

I want "there's a trillion aliens cooler than me" on a t-shirt xD

[@ceilingeye]

Also “you’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims” needs to be a shirt

[@mochamoo4391]

JessicaBean I would pay $1,000 for that

[@Deathray5005]

"You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims™." i'm an atheist but if this is what the christian god is actually like, i might convert.

[@guardianofthehill]

Slight correction: There is no "christian" god. Christians, jews, and muslims all believe in the same god. Therefore, If god exists (which i hope he does), he is not exclusive to one religion. And thats excluding all the other monotheistic religions that believe in a different singular god . Otherwise, good comment!

[@theanarkiddie4569]

Guardian of the Hill he referred to the Christian god since 1) it’s the most widely adopted religion 2) simply “god” could refer to the other religions you didn’t reference? Sikhism, hinduism, animism etc etc

[@AnnabellaCarter]

Guardian of the Hill be quiet

[@MaulPolska]

@@theanarkiddie4569 Or maybe he simply didn't listen to the fucking song. Why should he?

[@suraa4372]

Pagan gods are like that thougj

[@soap2007]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God doesn't believe in you." "There's a trillions aliens cooler than you." Bo wants to give me an existential crisis and its working

[@jirth]

normalize telling people that god doesn’t believe in them

[@allisonhardin1159]

Plot twist: Bo actually is god and has just been fucking with us this whole time

[@BadWolfNeron]

Allison Hardin I fucking swear this is true

[@hirocheeto7795]

I'm religious now. I would be the most pious person to have ever lived if Bo was actually God.

[@Romans-un8nx]

That would be funny!

[@xXNomNomNommerXx]

This feels real dude

[@SoySauceSmurf]

Of all the people.

[@michaelredmond3580]

This is so good it doesn't even need commenting on. "You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit?" Hysterics every time I heard that line!!

[@sliceofgames8558]

Read this as he said and lost my shit

[@aimee2338]

Then why the fuck are you commenting? 😂😂

[@taasinbinhossainalvi9173]

Can you explain this joke please?

[@sooper3937]

its in their religion that jews arent allowed to eat pork

[@johnturner9924]

I was raised primitive Seventh Day Adventist, they too taught me pork was a sin. When I was 10 or 11 I ask my dad, "why would we worship a God that would send a hungry kid to hell for eating a ham sandwich" I think that is when my faith cracked and fell apart latter in life.

[@mrbong123]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you" Woo i know this is comedy show but that line hits harder than any lyric I've ever listened to.

[@Riokon]

dude honestly its so crazy looking back on these videos, as a person who deals with severe anxiety i really appreciate how you've talked about your problems. your new special definitely made me miss listening to all of your stuff. im glad you're back man, i hope everything works out for you. i hope one day i get to actually meet you. looking forward to the day you perform live again.

[@serenahaugland350]

"You pray so badly for heaven, knowing any day might be the day you die. But maybe life on Earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" Genuinely the most powerful lyrics in a song I've heard in a while.

[@johnplayz1264]

Ya becouse if this is heaven then I'm scared what kind of place is hell?

[@requiemlul3140]

John Playz This is hell, we need to make it heaven.

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

@@requiemlul3140 That's not gonna happen unless everyone gets wish granting powers.

[@requiemlul3140]

Grape Panta Subliminals It can, if people just chose to be nice to each other. The little things like a thank you already make the world a better place.

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

@@requiemlul3140 No. That's just making the world a better place. Heaven is perfect. Everyone can grant their wishes. Etc.

[@jaspergrey6108]

I can just imagine God sitting up on a holy cloud watching this show and just absolutely laughing his ass off

[@kiingdomkey3857]

i think the face-palming, pinching his nose image suits better

[@Sergio-lo6wu]

Oh, You must be talking about *George Carlin

[@leahjennings2970]

His?

[@Haru-nee]

“That kid is actually right. I'm not taking those idiots up here. They're xenophobic!”

[@ludovicapugliese6155]

Great comment dude

[@ginxio1945]

I LOVE how it always start of super funny and then the last half always gets more on the serious side and is an actual more strong message. its so cool to see his personality like that on stage

[@niedermitderjagd1968]

The last line actually brings me to tears.

[@nathanielcimaroli8181]

I played this at my schools talent show (it’s a catholic school) they stopped me after I said I sent gays to fix overpopulation

[@trixxie8424]

That's the best thing ever! Lol, I wanna do this now.

[@coindorni]

You're my hero

[@radmads1015]

omfg that is amazing.

[@thedieseased2834]

How did you take out some of the other curses? I’ve been thinking about trying to do a cover at school but can’t think of lyrics that are appropriate but still funny

[@oscarwag9885]

Best piece of fiction writing I’ve read all week

[@foadrightnow5725]

"...Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? ...My love is the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it, you won't need it! I'm not going give you love just cuz I know that you want me to. If you want love, then the love has got to come from you!" These are some of THE most profound words I've ever heard! I literally shed a tear every time I hear it. Bo truly is in a class by himself!

[@ZeroRekoning]

You know its sad because these things are actually taught in church but people are too ignorant to hear it out. By the way I am not a believer I am just forced to go there. That's why I despise most of the people there because they always think they are wise to not fight or change and just believing in God itself or loving God only is letting them to heaven. Everyone just ignores these small details from Bible that make up so much for society. If they can't respect or love others at their standard but only love someone really outstanding like God, what makes us all think God will love his followers? It's the government all over again or basically saying I believe in Superman. Funny isn't it?

[@lilthreegame7991]

it's #deep

[@emdiar6588]

"Bo truly is in a class by himself!" Ever heard of Tim Minchin?

[@foadrightnow5725]

+em diar Yes, I have heard of Tim Minchin. And I enjoy his work very much. And while Bo and Tim may share a lot of similarities in their style of comedy, I find Bo's music more profound overall. But it's highly unlikely Bo will ever come close to Tim's piano playing ability. He's an absolute genius when it comes to tickling those ivories! I've commented before that a collaboration between the two of them would be absolutely epic! I'm sure they both were influenced by another great pianist satirist... the awesome Tom Leher!

[@GuerillaWelder]

+FOAD RIGHTNOW I love Tim's song if I didn't have you, he had some very profound lyrics really, but his clarity of speech causes alot of it to go unnoticed until after the third listen. I prefer bo, but maybe because I discovered and memorized him first. my aunt and uncle haven't heard of bo and I'm so excited about sharing his music with them:) I love being part of someone else's discovery of awesome

[@glygriffe]

This performance gave me chills multiple times: the voice, the lyrics... And the music is gorgeous. Just wanted to say it.

[@joeldrawsit]

The song from god’s view is absolutely an incredible song. Funny, thought-provoking and empowering. Hat’s off, Bo!

[@sami6998]

"I created the universe. you think i'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?"

[@ciaran3884]

samantha maney aisle is a stupid word!

[@ZenoxyO]

Ciaran is a stupid word! (ITS NOT A WORD)

[@ciaran3884]

jim guzzle Ciaran is a name, in that case all names including Jim would be stupid words, and Jim is a stupid name, so simple and common JimBob Hillbilly.

[@RyuKazeko]

Not eating pork actually comes from Pig being a fucked up thing to eat by nature I mean why the fuck would you want to eat something that eats It's own shit :D

[@sami6998]

+Alu- Card didn't ask, but ok

[@tehpizzaman6041]

We could make a religion out of this

[@nikhilbathula7590]

TehPizzaMan ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD I GUESS

[@Ravenultimatefan]

Just about anything can be a religion. Including the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Their leader (I forget his name) wore a colander as religious headgear in his driver's license photo.

[@druiry]

I like the idea

[@sxkyblue4313]

no dont

[@dunkleosteus7535]

TehPizzaMan YES ILL JOIN

[@JB-yj8sx]

"Suprisingly i don't use my omniscients to be a fucking creep" 😂 i love this dude

[@HeroicPorkChops]

ive had this stuck in my head for days. Bo Burnham's works have treated my depression better than I ever did with medication.

[@johntheatheist.123]

strongest part of the song is, "maybe god does not believe in you".

[@ez5993]

I think it's the "once you earn my love, you won't need it" bit

[@johntheatheist.123]

Eh yeah

[@aaam8999]

+Riley Hubbell "I'm not going to give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love then the love is gonna come from you"

[@johntheatheist.123]

Alright.

[@MarvelVulcan]

+Riley Hubbell It wouldn't make sense to not believe in people since by his own words we are created in his image lolol. This bit was far better - knowing any day might be the day that you die but maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?.

[@zayhvhnbicknell5474]

"you're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims"

[@glanknightfalcon4246]

#dead LOOOOOLL

[@smartstuf1026]

well he isnt wrong

[@annalynch4969]

zayhvhn bicknell I love that part Xd

[@olenthianelson5703]

zayhvhn bicknell lol

[@billayy7438]

O h

[@Gabzew]

i love coming back after an while and hearing this mans songs again, it's awesome

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

Bo's face when he says the "maybe god does not believe in you.." Homie was channeling something. Such a good songg

[@cactustree2786]

"You can eat pork" Bo *BURN* *HAM*

[@jammo6645]

Get out.

[@chickenwolf127tptskktk3]

@@jammo6645 it was 8 months ago let him off

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

ChickenWolf127 TPTS KKTK that was 2 Weeks ago dude

[@thealmachannel6948]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Anubis-999]

Annabelle the original comment was 8 months ago

[@OneSmallJellyfish]

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." "Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven." "If you want love then the love's gotta come from you." Some of the most powerful lines I've ever heard.

[@Kuso319]

Fr i love his standup because they're funny yet lowkey #deep

[@LiquidSandwich]

According to the comments, there was another line that was removed about how the real collection point to donate to God is that homeless guy’s plate

[@lor4504]

He 'hides' important messages in his songs

[@ugaboga9829]

‘’I Don’t watch You when You sleep’’ Bo Burnham

[@hipeople7338]

That and "My love is something you need to earn, and when you earn it, you won't need it"

[@Damers88]

I still come back to this all the time. Such a deep great message, with hilarious delivery.

[@ankitmyana]

No living human has ever spoken more truer things through a song of 4 mins

[@malekhaddad1389]

Bob Dylan

[@birdsie9791]

One of the funniest songs I've heard. Somehow it's also the deepest, saddest, most educational and fucking beatiful too. How does Bo do it?

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Bo is a master and comedic genius. Truly one of the greats

[@itsameprincesspeach]

Aww shit I want to like this but if I did it would become 666

[@cherrik7781]

Birdsie 666 likes

[@stitch7668]

Birdsie i was 1000 hell yeah

[@DaMaG1011]

I like how he doesn't repeat stuff too often in his songs, except that one love song.

[@oliverkline5240]

I loved this comment XD

[@Christian-ej2tm]

lol

[@Elrcsm3190]

DaMaG SATAN YOU TASTE SO GOOD REPEAT STUFF REPEAT STUFF REPEAT STUFF

[@ingenious-idiot2809]

Lovely Horrors GUUuuUUUUUuuuuUUuUDdd*

[@_pnika]

DaMaG two. Oh Bo! and Repeat stuff

[@nathanhohman7825]

I really hope somehow you see this but your content makes me laugh and cry and gives me chills over and over again it doesn't matter how much I watch it you've made a major impact on my life and you're absolutely my favorite comedian

[@aelwynwitch9460]

thank you for having the lyrics and CC! newly going deaf in my left ear and lyrics are a nightmare to figure out.

[@ligertily9733]

"Maybe God does not believe in you" "But maybe life on earth can be heaven" "If you want love then the love's gotta come from you" These lines smacked me in the face with feels like holy shit that got deep

[@ashtonsmith1905]

Liger Tily “holy” shit

[@crescendoverture]

I know, they still make me tear up when I hear them.

[@pizzi5104]

#deep

[@BreezeMHill]

same, but for me theirs also the line "My loves the kind of thing you have to earn and when you earn it you won't need it."

[@oversizedpotato2850]

"maybe God does not believe in you"... Shit this just got real

[@UltimateGamer-jn5hg]

Dude, it is crazy of all you can think of, Bo is genius

[@ahlissah]

that bit always makes me feel awful but i dont believe in god at all hhhh

[@helperonie6791]

Makes you think and depressed.

[@nosleep8395]

ILLUMINATI: STAY RIGHT FUCKING THERE

[@peterparkersass]

Hah i made it 666 likes God definetly doesnt believe in you

[@nathanmcdonald6998]

" I don't watch you when you sleep" "Woo" some audiance member

[@AnonymouslyHere_xx]

Lyrics!!! There's things I don't, want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are I don't want you leaving my show thinking, that I think I know better than people Or that I, that I think I'm better than people in general, um Okay, I just wanted to put that out there Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep You're not going to Heaven Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? None of you are going to Heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do Pretty obvious, just don't fuckin' rape people, please Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya' I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation, and boy did that go well You're not going to Heaven Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns None of you are going to Heaven You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork, 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit? I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli Isle? You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you You pray so badly for Heaven Knowing any day might be the day that you die But maybe life on Earth could be heaven Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try? My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn And when you earn it, you won't need it My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn When you earn it, you won't need it I'm not gonna' you love just 'cause I know that you want me to If you want love then the love is gonna' come from you Thank you very much