From Russia with Dumb | The Snark Tank Podcast Ep 261

[@irishempire9811]

Some russian soldier in Ukraine probably died from expired rations because putin spent the ration money on the new norm twitter cartoon

[@eggdefender8433]

“Sorry Yuri, no rations for you this month. We need to fund Tim Pool’s skate park”

[@atillanandorfuri3343]

Bruh imagine finding out your government been spending the net worth of your entire extended family on Benny f*ckin Johnson every month.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Rations don't typically expire

[@Makujah_]

​@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668they do, the expiry period is usually like a decade

[@grungyrogue]

Chris: "We cant fuck around today" The Snark Tank: 4 hours later

[@connorstaggs4254]

Nice 69th like

[@我的家-j4b]

36:20 my favorite thing chris has said about dave rubin is when he said "looking at dave rubin in the eyes is like seeing a microwave down an alleyway" or something to that effect

[@BionikleFG]

When did he say this

[@AnEyeRacky]

I don't know why anyone would say that...

[@FatJack210]

Have Sween pretend to be a Haitian while eating some chicken out of the side of a taxidermy dog. If you shoot it with a really bad cell phone camera, you could probably successfully sell it to an "alternative media" outlet LMAO

[@VinceVantamizer]

Derek struggling with the Starbucks cap silently is so funny

[@HExtraordinaire]

I can't believe our king has to suffer so much😢

[@armo-bb-]

He should've used his thunder thighs to open it up

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

😂😂

[@unpaidintern7742]

Struggle starts at 1:09

[@dwolf8594]

Sween got it open by pretending it's malt liquor

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

Tim Pool unironically believe he could and actually attempted to represent himself in court. I believe he is stupid enough to genuinely believe whatever he is told.

[@ArkhamJacks]

Bundy level of rampant, unchecked delusional arrogance

[@sillyking1991]

I mean, he can represent himself in court. Its unlikely to go well, but he can still do it

[@sagitarius8184]

Can’t wait for Sweeny’s “Why I Left the Left” video

[@kimorayn1733]

"Too gay"

[@loganeric9515]

I keep replaying the clip of Tim Pool going "Ukraine is the enemy!" Shits so funny now

[@eggdefender8433]

Between that and him telling Emma Vigeland that he doesn’t take any big money, his past statements are hilarious in retrospect.

[@ethanaskey7285]

​@@eggdefender8433it's so funny he was acting like TMR doesn't make as much as him because of some kind of skill issue on there part I guess he was right just take russian money loser

[@kingmenelaus7083]

The limp wisted table slam lol

[@CrowAtNight]

Eventually we're gonna have a podcast that's half a day long

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Really climbing to the length of an average EFAP episode

[@trashteamracing8262]

Chris: Alright, it's time to get out of here. Hour and 20 minutes left.

[@joeldavis8234]

1:48:56 I love that Chris really in real time saw Derrick become the exact person he’s talking about lol. 😂

[@scantrontheimmortal]

Its crazy Tim Pool said there was no russian influence on his show when not to long ago he was banging his desk on a show saying Ukraine was the enemy of the US,the west should stop all aid to Ukraine & we as a nation should apologize to russia for inconveniencing them in what they are doing.

[@liljoe62799]

nearly 4 hours we are ALL THE WAY UP

[@tasx11]

2:35:00 There's an urgent care center in a town near me that still has the Pizza Hut roof on it

[@comhaltacht315]

3:06:00 Chris threatens the hawk tuah girl 3:25:30 Beavis and Butthead fight the culture war 3:29:00 Derrick is homophobic???

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

39:05 A trip down memory lane of the pipsqueak days playing Mass Effect 2 (nostalgia for simpler times).

[@ironpro7217]

13:34 the SS still fighting after a lot of the german army surrendered is a bit funny to me for the same reason. Imagine being willing to LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE just to be a bit more rascist.

[@xxtortellini1016]

1:50:34 why is Derrick like this

[@gavinmorin]

Because he is nowhere near as intelligent as he seems to think when it comes to this stuff.

[@JacobHillSBD]

I really like the part of the episode where Sween starts to have a thought, gets touched by the sun, and panics so hard he forgets everything.

[@oh_god_dammit]

3:27:28 Beavis and Butthead get radicalized 3:28:40 Butthead vs Dave Rubin

[@xsanguine8]

Chris, Chris, nobody ate a dog except RFK, the clip everyone is talking about was someone just killing a cat, and the cops asking if she had any reason "did you eat it why did you kill it."

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

51:23 "I was playing Croc and I saw the little characters in cages, and frankly, I thought: "that looks... not so bad." -Donald Trump

[@steveman751]

They really acknowledged the consistently bringing back the grifting conversation, then immediately had it again. As expected

[@TheEpicguy42]

2:42:53 That's way outta pocket, lmao 2:45:09 Another golden bit 2:46:00 Why, would, you, say, that?!

[@cardboardpi314]

Glad my name was able to set you guys on a tangent about Jaffe and extending the podcast fellas! Worth the $25 smackeroons.

[@我的家-j4b]

1:03:56 it sounded like sweeney had a little person inside him that finally got picked up on the mic while truing to escape

[@Catslug]

About the hatian situation. Haiti is fucked, so the govt is giving people from Haiti protections and work permits to move to the US so they can escape and make a life for themselves here. Springfield, for some reason, is actually seeing migration into the town at an unprecedented rate, and their schools and social services are struggling to keep up. No one is eating pets though, and as far as I could find, the crime rate didn't raise any more than anywhere else in the US, it's mostly just an economic issue.

[@ChrisRayGun]

Bingo

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

Nobody tell the lads that Foreign Man completely fakes that accent.

[@sdm3545]

He’s actually British

[@musicf3b]

There’s an alt universe where Chris took the money and is a non-brain dead version of Dave Rubin

[@rcurl44]

"I got an A+ in Judas." *Stares at camera.* That shit got me.

[@eddy9.9]

Don't ever cut the intro like that again.

[@MerelyMarcos]

i thot it was cool

[@miikomakes8083]

27:46 even if it was ignored that was a great transition

[@Cleanframe]

There needs to be clips of this show that cut to the references y'all make when y'all go on outragious tangents 😂😂😂

[@LoudMouth_]

Tmitri Poolinoff

[@gennix404]

These guys defending cheating actually genuinely pisses me off and makes me think less of them, remember this when youre married to sween lilly, theyre all totally fine with the ultimate betrayal of their partner

[@gabrielsilva1337]

HOLY SHIT THE SIDE PROFILE ON CHRIS's GLASSES IS THE THICKNESS OF MY LITTLE FINGER

[@danieljohnson4711]

4 hours is crazy, but very welcome

[@horrordragon2255]

It would be fun to have Psychicpebbles on again

[@lewatoaofair]

Derek- that podcast with Matt Christiansen and BITBOTB is STILL happening- she didn't disappear, she's still interviewing nazis on her channel. I first discovered their show years ago when you guested on it, and its been my go-to source ever since for what's going in the right wing echochamber. He's constantly complaining about how his channel is suppressed by YT and he can't grow, so its been so funny to see him be involved in an international incident and be one of the only two people involved that nobody even bothers mentioning by name.

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

There is no excuse for cheating on your partner, if you cheat on your partner you're a horrible person.

[@charlottejerde1021]

My only Steak and Shake experience was in Indiana, 1993 (maybe '94). All I remember is that my native Louisianan parents hated it. Especially the fries. We like girth in our food.

[@th3summoner]

2:08:53 Kingston every time he's alone with Lily

[@cup-o-matic]

This is for Chris, He should check out Anton Blast it’s as if Crash Bandicoot and Wario made a 2D platform game that’s fast paced and added the boost meter from CTR. It comes out in November 12

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Dude, Derrick, the fact that you're saying "There's no money on the left side of politics" is fucking BAFFLING. Because I remember that being one of the talking points back in the day. Grifting isn't a fucking one way street. It's for the highest bidder.

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

THANK YOU!

[@我的家-j4b]

22:00 every time i always remember that intelligence is compartmentalized

[@RossCuth]

53:04 I have literally been begging for easily over a decade for a Dino Crisis remake or sequel altogether. Dino Crisis 2 was my shit, easily beat that game a hundred times, but I never could complete the first game. Recently Capcom put out a survey to gauge what people want to see and Dino Crisis was one of the most requested IPs to bring back, it's easily one of the most requested IPs that people want to see come back. Please Capcom, i'm crying begging on my knees here! PLEASE

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:46:04 Biden transitioning to his true inner being, kitty cat.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:03:51 The Return of The Classic Snark Tank Dank Meme

[@doomstuck1241]

ALMOST 4 HOURS BOYS! JUST A FEW MORE DISTRACTIONS

[@TACKO2D]

Ok but you literally ERECT buildings. What else would they look like?

[@CvntBunchaNumbers]

Christ we're approaching 4 hour episodes

[@ufailowell]

Pod went on so long the cameras died lol

[@cornbeefboy7767]

Who are they talking about at 2:58:25?

[@TheGreenlark]

Mama JF - it's actually kinda hard to find info. The only thing I know is that she (Mama JF) went missing and her partner (JF) said she went freely but won't say where. Also none of her family members seem to really care, like Derrick isn't exaggerating, they basically just shrugged their shoulders

[@chrysgalarza190]

He also bleached his whole house and replaced his furniture after shs went missing 👀

[@doghouse8365]

Damn yall are pumping these out, love it

[@SoaringLettuce]

53:00 the Turok games are already remastered by Nightdive

[@Connor22231]

54:40 there were demos but the vr one is a game very similar to the new one called astro bot: rescue mission. Its much shorter though

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:32:25 It's over for Dr. Disrespect.

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

1:45:59 CHRIS!

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:29:44 Classic Whang

[@teensierkitty4214]

Its almost been a year since they said they would do a song about the lead singer of smasouths death i hope they remembered

[@atillanandorfuri3343]

During that russia sengment Chris has the energy of a recruit that deserted a week before his unit commited all warcrimes

[@jtr4256]

3:08:23 A beverage of sorts!?

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

Neat BFBC2 avatar (nostalgia for simpler times).

[@kimorayn1733]

Great energy this one. EVEN Chris was funny! Sween showed THEM a video too, good shit

[@SlopHunter333]

Finally snark tank is reaching sacred symbols length

[@BrandEver117]

I think what Chris was trying to say is that if you allow a large influx of people somewhere _without proper preparation,_ it can be a mess. There are several stories of impromptu large events being held in/near small towns without proper preparation and it can overload water systems, wipe out local supply chains, etc (this has happened during the last few eclipses). So when it comes to immigration, as long as you ensure there is enough housing, infrastructure, and monetary relief, it's not an issue. There can still be cultural friction, but that is usually not as big a deal as some would like you to believe. When a place isn't prepared though, instead of blaming the government for fucking up, they blame the immigrants themselves.

[@patrickwerner4723]

Sad fact, Chester took his life on Chris Cornell’s b day

[@bd42325]

The hodge twin call out lmao

[@Ryzawa]

There's a Chinese food place near me that was clearly a McDonald's with the Play-Pen and all.

[@user-wz7pq]

Yes! they finally get to talk about this lmaooo

[@viper0111]

A near 4 hour episode is fucking insane

[@JakobM16]

DOM, I'M GAY FOR YOU. DOOOOOM

[@MrSourceMan]

The thing is about Chester's son; the guy is very clearly not all there mentally. Like, he's said he doesn't believe his dad committed suicide iirc. He's very unstable.

[@moanlyn8450]

I like that the only reason Kingston hates Ashley is because she's racists but forgets that Garrus is the biggest racist even more than Ash in the first game

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

Garrus truly was the GOAT.

[@scantrontheimmortal]

@@moanlyn8450 Its hilarious Garus saying racist stuff to every non human crew member of the Normandy is easily forgotten by the fandom even to this day.

[@hollowman7168]

Everyone is racist in Mass Effect that's the point, but they learn to be better, including Ashley, but people ignore that because of the Meme

[@robbiemcdonnell8482]

Been waiting for this one

[@sadboizigzag]

I just got an ad that had Joe who used to be in Chris’s videos in it

[@joshuaowens2418]

I saw the chicken on the shirt

[@KamenSoL]

I feel like Derrick would like like a dragon 7 (or Yakuza: like a dragon in the US) since it plays alot like Legend of Dragoon

[@blueflame3785]

As you guys started talking about Jimmy dore, I was trying to find who he’s funded by (unrelated to the podcast) and I found that he was funded by Colonial metal group, a conservative company shilling gold and silver. They fund a bunch of other creators as well, would not be surprised if they get money from Russian groups as well

[@kimorayn1733]

Russia's ConservaMaxxing 2:18:50 Goddamnit, that's a good one, Chris.

[@xenos_n.]

Derek "Hard In The Paint" Blackman, my man

[@TheGreenlark]

I can't pay attention, I'm just watching Derek ✨struggle✨

[@unpaidintern7742]

Here’s the timestamp for the struggle 1:09

[@steelgriffin7716]

The thing with Alfira was *mean*.

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

Alright let's get outa here... 50 min left in the vid XD

[@charlottejerde1021]

Audioslave's debut album is one of the best albums ever made, ever. Gone too soon, Chris, gone too soon.

[@Alastor499]

Anyone know what the clip of the cop pullover/baby on board thing Sweeney was talking about?

[@starhustler1453]

Sweeneys take on alien is wild

[@FunkyFox39]

Joe Rogan is the type of person that could be easily hypnotized

[@LanceUppercut]

I hadn't heard about LP getting a new singer, but I really haven't vibed with them since their sound shifted SO much after the first 2 albums, so this really doesn't make me feel any certain way.

[@sirdevknight]

How is Sween STILL so bad at talking into a mic?

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

Derrick’s shirt is hilarious

[@mathieuleader8601]

I just picture Hank Venture's persona Russian Guyovitch being involved or being duped by Tenet Media

[@TheRealKG912]

Jaffe on the podcast would be a dream come true

[@eduardocherry7268]

3:13:13 That did not in fact happen

[@TheMasterJCL]

Need to put timestamps on these so I know when Derrick stops talking about matt walsh and russia

[@mathieuleader8601]

screwballs with no scruples are after those Russian Rubles

[@syndromeofadowns]

Dear god its almost four hours

[@ConnerFilms]

1:37:19 is Derrick a Russian spy? 😳

[@EliTried]

2:04:36 Chris has grown so much larger than Sweeney

[@ufailowell]

audioslave is just rage against the machine with a different vocalist

[@aziwright5336]

4 HOURS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[@kimorayn1733]

Can't be gay today, saw a woman irl 2:22:30 NO-ddie