Frosted Glass Toilet Stall Ruins My Day

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[@floawts3776]

Everybody gangsta til its time to use a public toilet

[@gotworc]

Nah imy chillin when I use a public bathroom. I just sit there turn up my phone volume and watch a video and everyone turns around

[@PeterGriffinANIMALCRACKERS]

What's up with the "everyone's gangster til [add situation here] comments?

[@rjkogan8064]

I shit behind a porter potty at a soccer game it smelled too bad.

[@HATER5000]

When I shit in public bathrooms I don't flush

[@lincolnchiller1274]

Nitelynx everyone turns around? What do you mean

[@ravi367281]

Imagine being a fan of the h3 podcast...and then seeing them review a picture of you taking a shit through a foggy glass. Thank you for the appreciation. Fun Fact: This comment was made while on a public toilet.

[@tray7911]

Lmao

[@theoregonguy]

Would you ever admit that it was you though?

[@richardenloe7662]

saw this and died. that would be awsome lol

[@Miguelvillaloboss]

this the best shit i seen all day

[@ravi367281]

@@theoregonguy U kidding me!? This would be my ticket into the podcast! XD

[@renragged]

If somebody knocks on the door say, "who is it?" That usually makes people very uncomfortable.

[@DeluxeDeluxe]

this comment has me fuckin dyin right now lmaoooo

[@happyhammer1]

I say, come in.

[@GreenLulz]

You the man

[@renragged]

@@happyhammer1 Hahahahaa. I've actually done that before too! But only once because the weirdo actually came in!

[@Thejoemega]

I laughed so hard at this 🤣

[@project-pe6ly]

wait.. I thought the most common strategy to reduce splashing was to shit on your hand and then dropping it gently into the bowl

[@lex-ov6wh]

project 2501 omg 😭😭

[@midnightmusic1087]

You don’t? Weirdo...

[@krustenpizza]

just shit your pants

[@theharbingerofconflation]

fre439 yeah then casually drop it through the pant leg while pretending to be on the phone

[@Mindgamingu]

Just shit standing up on the toilet

[@harambe6972]

1:27 1:32 *Ethan's laugh sounds like he's leveling up.*

[@Ben-vn4bi]

Guido Mista This is such an underrated comment.

[@KingDeplorableAaron]

😂😂😂

[@amsterdamtruffle6815]

Or hes really a sim from sims 2

[@smashpow]

His victory screen sounds when his character wins in smash hoahoa HOWWWW

[@aaronkun8447]

thanks Guido, yade yade yade

[@jaymz1251]

"come on in!" Is the BEST response to somebody knocking on a stall door lmao

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

James Black holy shit I’m gonna start doing that

[@4dabloons]

Come on in. Oh no not that phrase 👀

[@Pierce1996h]

That's a very bad idea. Some people will try to come in.

[@steven5548]

Homosexicle i’ll piss on their leg

[@VincentHondius]

Just open the door

[@AlexBaillie]

Man I wish they'd play music in public bathrooms so it'd be less awkward.

[@scottianson384]

You'd love Japan then. There's an option to play privacy sounds like running water.

[@AlexBaillie]

@@scottianson384 yeah, i probably would love Japan!!!

[@Ocer.]

I've been to places where they do, ITS SO MUCH BETTER

[@unknown_truck]

Death metal in w.c

[@slugstory]

Takin a shit listening to birds chirping and keygen techno BLASTING would be the dream

[@voihanviineri6402]

Did I just watch over 16 minutes of adult men ranting about a toilet stall?

[@Botyoutubeaccount]

He speaks fax that’s why u stayed

[@Lambda_Ovine]

That's basically adulthood.

[@Tunkkis]

Näin taisi käydä.

[@TwilightLink26]

Yes and it was HILARIOUS!

[@Youokhun]

Voihan Viineri adult men and adult woman!

[@moistandwhite2636]

Looks like me after my parents yelled at me and I'm in the bathroom crying

[@charlessmith299]

Pussy

[@conor2878]

When you accidentally run over your pet squirrel so run into your bathroom and start crying

[@Forest_V19]

Charles Smith chill bro

[@mya.y927]

Oh dang...

[@cwatson42785]

Lol wtf?

[@spongebobby7675]

YOU CAN SEE HIM WIPING.

[@parkerm.]

Oh god

[@migatocomeoscuridad]

is to make sure yo homies are wiping, its for safety

[@bobbydazzler-4300]

@Hemanth kamana I wipe side to side

[@nslouka90]

You can smell him wiping

[@artvandalay13]

They hatin' Watchin' me poop and tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty

[@RealTreeno]

Ethan: says joke Hila: ... Chris: breathes Hila: HAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEH

[@woodywithalineup1689]

Do I smell affair

[@teancoffee208]

Shes used to his antics and he knows she's amused so she doesnt have to laugh outwardly anymore.

[@fedepaiva]

@C Mitchell I saw that too

[@mrkvomiltato871]

@C Mitchell That would be crazy. I doubt it. She looks so shy.

[@epicsanchez9929]

@@mrkvomiltato871 those are the biggest freaks

[@PleaseBanMe]

5:15 'Guy flushed 13 times' = somebody hiding the sound of their lighter flick while they smoke crack; 90% chance. Mud butt 10% chance.

[@petergeramin7195]

What's mud butt

[@willsimpsblart]

@@petergeramin7195 whatd you think

[@feefee198423]

Peter Geramin when someone doesn’t wipe probably

[@michaelochoa6634]

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well, not necessarily crack but definitely hiding the sound of a lighter flick

[@canUfeelMYface]

Mud butt is runny poop

[@mekhikigozi5589]

And I thought the crack between the door and the stall was bad, yikes!

[@tomservo5007]

we had an almost 2" gap between the door and wall at work. And this was a new bathroom. I complained and it got fixed. I worded the complaint about the lock not able to latch on, due to the gap.

[@lilahdog568]

you can see him through the wall better than through the crack

[@mekhikigozi5589]

Tom Servo Oh my god dude, that’s my worst nightmare. Who tf would design something solely made for privacy and leave gaps like that?

[@glockwidstik]

ShweSuckDick DoneSoyGay How much time you do in there?

[@nicoleono2326]

Thank god I’m in Germany, we don’t have stalls like that!

[@kerokerobonita]

i saw those toilets in amsterdam, the glass is actually clear at first and turns frosted when you lock it. i don’t know if i should have been impressed or confused

[@chicopeebles3706]

Only in Holland is this a great idea.

[@candykanefpv98]

Some buildings will have bathroom windows with glass like that. It's mainly used for a window next to a bathtub so someone can keep it frosted when they're getting in and out but be able to see out when sitting in the tub.

[@Youokhun]

Samdara I’d say it’s also drug related, to stop drug use being so prevalent in toilets, similar to putting IV lights in toilets so people can’t see their veins.

[@chicopeebles3706]

@@candykanefpv98 That's a good point. But on a stall? lol

[@parents5432]

Em Em arent drugs legal in Amsterdam though? That’s a really good point though, drug users love doing it in public in a stall happens in the restaurant I work at every day

[@medalla3994]

Everybody gangster untill they get splasheddd🌊😫

[@Mindgamingu]

😂😂😂 these fucking comments

[@deafharp8944]

Poseidon's Kiss

[@BobCoolguy]

I quiver when the splash hits the back of my balls!

[@rocknroller77]

Splooshed

[@logrog12]

❎ -Ghost stories with Chris- ❎ ✅ Bathroom stories with Chris ✅

[@ianschory2757]

Didn’t age well either

[@RustySpoons6490]

It’s the worst time of my life when a public toilet flushes while I’m still seated... I feel like I’ve been contaminated with the plague.🤬🤮

[@henrybottomsworth]

loser

[@emanuelsauz12345]

Just cover the sensor with toilet paper!

[@jerms6642]

@_ benni can I get some pork? I cant sprint anymore

[@amb5019]

i have a fear of using automatic toilets bc of this

[@mista_fur3346]

I pooped in a porta potty and had the blue water splash up directly into my butthole.

[@franklin6063]

KZbin 2009 toilet jokes are funny. KZbin 2019 toilet jokes still funny

[@Lemme-sniff-ya]

Be really weird if it was any different.

[@juanorozco7804]

Toilet jokes have been funny since the invention of toilets

[@pr0d1gyvisions74]

I can't even take a poop when somebody else is in the stall next to me. If I can see your shoes, I can't poop. smh...

[@pERKDIZZLE]

pr0d1gy visions when someone sits in the stall next to you for no good reason... “right next door huh”

[@rocknroller77]

pERKDIZZLE 😄

[@boundary2580]

The guys who chose the middle urinal

[@mexikunt]

I have been to hotels, especially in Europe, where they have frosted doors in the actual hotel rooms. I've had to share rooms with people and whenever we had to use the toilet we would ask each other to leave. Berlin, I'm looking at you.

[@merian21]

Haven't ever had this experience in Berlin/Germany. What kind of Hotels do you go to goddamn

[@delgrengo2135]

I've never heard of 2 people shitting at the same time in a single hotel room, what planet are y'all on?

[@christink2594]

Athens Greece had this too 😒

[@allidoiscry4119]

Really.. I didn't know these even existed... Never seen them in Finland...

[@thewhitematstudio]

Yup I stayed at a hotel in New York with my fiancé and they had this set up in the rooms. Nothing hotter than trying to sneak a dump with your fiancé in the room which was basically open to the bathroom area

[@Sheep0130]

While watching this video I felt like I was part of the group lol

[@oprahsgran5989]

Quite sad but relatable

[@markovmily6950]

That's the exact purpose of these types of videos.

[@nezmustard]

.. Hello darkness my old friend ...

[@Naskosio]

Same lul

[@suprcrzy]

As opposed to feeling like the guy on the toilet lol

[@elilambert5457]

“Bro she’s 12” dude I wasn’t ready for that

[@happyhammer1]

When someone knocks on the door when I'm in the bathroom I just say, come in.

[@thatoneguy8412]

Madlad

[@hasoonnine]

I tell em come back with a warrant

[@Milesjohnsonn]

“Bro she’s 12” I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder

[@Simply_chase]

Didn't age well

[@shadowbanned7575]

🤣 Imagine knocking on a bathroom door and hearing Chris D'Elia's voice yell "Come on in!"

[@thebruckler3707]

Imagine knocking on a bathroom door

[@Cognitoman]

Lol

[@hammywoods]

Public bathrooms are a chunk of heaven when you get car sick on a road trip

[@lukeGGlee]

Hammy Woods Never has a shit stained toilet seat looked more glorious

[@hammywoods]

@@lukeGGlee lmao

[@TheWebbNasty]

More like chuck of heaven.

[@Dino-yq8jo]

God urhhh 🤢

[@ujustgitshrecktscrubbetter1240]

Just go on the side of the road lol

[@itzmatos]

"It cushions the shit" is the best quote I've heard in a while. Great moves, Ethan. Keep it up, proud of you.

[@jacobianmatthews]

I work in retail so I use the bathroom at the mall often enough that now I can’t shake old dudes’ hands. They never wash their hands no matter what business they did. Gives me the shivers every time I see them just strut out of there.

[@DavidHanks90]

"It cushions the shit" is the funniest way I've heard water tension being explained hahaha

[@gnack420]

He's not talking about water tension ... He's talking about the paper.

[@DavidHanks90]

Nick Coad the paper breaks the water tension so it doesn’t bloop you in the butthole :)

[@Jmoneysmoothboy]

@@DavidHanks90 I don't think the toilet paper breaks the water tension. I think the toilet paper sits on top of the water and spreads out the force of the incoming chocolate drop so as to utilize the surface tension of the water to maximum effect.

[@DavidHanks90]

John Spencer as long as I don’t get water on the poo schute, sure. Whatever way it works.

[@Jmoneysmoothboy]

@@DavidHanks90 the worst is when u drain the main vein then realize you have to deuce as well so the water is already filled with pee when it splashes

[@vegavega5344]

My Boss makes a dollar I make a dime Thats why I poop On company time

[@goodbyenicotine8788]

I didn't laugh, I giggled

[@Wicked_Films]

reddit post

[@CoolPixie]

Cute

[@cerebraldreams4738]

...and that's why your boss installed transparent bathroom stalls.

[@tannerroberts000]

@@cerebraldreams4738 that bastard 🤣

[@whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477]

“Bro, she was 12” FBI:😂🤨🤔🤭

[@ethanscheiber]

This aged really well

[@joaco743]

@@ethanscheiber why

[@funkydankspliff]

@@joaco743 google Chris Delia allegations

[@midnighttoker133]

@@ethanscheiber or very poorly depending on if you're Chris Delia or not

[@Simply_chase]

Didn't age well haha

[@purvy7240]

I’ve been using the splash prevention tactic for years, it’s a real pro move

[@Katatonya]

can you explain it? I missed that part

[@browe091]

I’ve done this every shit I’ve taken for the last 15 years. I’m glad I am not the only one.

[@Mike-me3sp]

nah, what you do to avoid the splash is you move over and angle so you don't hit the water and your shit leaves chunky skids on it's journey down the side of the bowl, then you don't flush so the next lucky patron gets to enjoy your artwork.

[@dillon7981]

Mick .... so take a shit at a 45 degree angle to have one ass cheek smeared in doodoo.. solely for artwork? Mate count me in

[@chystal9161]

@@purvy7240 not to mention the sound reduction

[@737DRVER]

Thanks Ethan for teaching us how to make a "shit nest".

[@claudiolluberes111]

I did that once at work, I felt like a genius when it worked.

[@Aarejayy]

I really thought everyone knew about this lol

[@nutt_butter1793]

IT CUSHIONS THE SHIT

[@Nirawen]

Ethan has contributed several lifetimes worth of damage to the plumbing around him going by how many wetwipes & covers etc he's flushed.

[@nicksurfs1]

Can't remember where they talked about it but Ethan Totally wrecked the plumbing for several blocks in Israel

[@Jerbod2]

I want to know how horrible their food is to have terrible shits all the time. Like, we in Europe dont have this problem at all.

[@MrPackerProductions]

@@Jerbod2You can't speak for all Europeans mate some of u lot are fkin grim

[@Jerbod2]

@@MrPackerProductions Im talking about eating habits and what you throw down your throat. In Europe our food standards are way higher. Meat may not contain any antibiotics or non-edibles for example.

[@Florian00]

@@Jerbod2 True, I only have a bad time on the toilet when I eat a lot of spicy food

[@EDvised]

I clicked on this out of random, im crying at my desk laughing so hard. "homie blasted ass" that's all I needed to hear.

[@marioe.4400]

A new strat I discovered, to avoid splash: Just do it standing up, slightly curved (obviously), and at very moment it leaves the anus, while still in the air, making its descent, jump forward/get out of dodge - - keep in mind you'll need some space to make said jump, since the higher fall will create a larger radius of splash, and even jeopardize the safety of the utensils in the vicinity. Doing it fully naked will aid in mobility to perform such timing-based techniques, and enhance the "feel" for the weight and length of each stool. This meeting is now over. Good-Night.

[@cherby2736]

You are an actual god.

[@darkraft1020]

Firstly, if you jump forward, is there not danger of your cheeks closing and smearing shit everywhere? Secondly, why are there utensils? are you shitting in your kitchen sink? You should fix that issue before worrying about splash-back... "Oh no, i got filthy dish water, soap suds all over the hole i squeeze my shits through..."

[@DannyMorrs]

Why 😂

[@xoCookieox1]

cherby hilarious

[@alexwynne8604]

Mario E. aerodynamics

[@LouieVultra]

3:13 Chris thought a little too hard about whether he wanted a stranger pissing on his thighs or not 😂

[@MurrayHerts]

I think it took him a moment to process what he was being asked, it's not everyday someone says "you don't want a stranger pissing on your thighs do you?"

[@0TurnAround0]

@@MurrayHerts actually i got asked that question twice today

[@tomservo5007]

it took awhile to process because the statement doesn't really make sense. Chris already said if the seat is wet, he wipes it. Also, who equates sitting on a toilet with being pissed on?

[@Lemme-sniff-ya]

Tom Servo right

[@xaviermoreland6812]

Louie V who is the guest?? chris what

[@kvjackal7980]

When somebody knocks on a restroom/stall door while I'm in there... 1st time: "Occupied." 2nd time: "Occupied." ('Cause maybe they didn't hear me or it's a different person) 3rd time: "Knock again and I'll take a nap in here."

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

When he talks about making eye, singular, contact lmfao

[@raydon14ify]

Killed dude

[@TheNeedledriver]

I watched this while taking a dump. So perfect

[@YuhboyJacob]

This was one of the best highlights I’ve seen from you guys

[@Ratpoisonbean]

Just the very first few seconds of the video when it’s silent for a few seconds because everyone’s studying the image and then all the sudden Chris is like “What-What??” meanwhile Ethan is cheering, already made me love this highlight.

[@Ratpoisonbean]

PablitoCabrera Oh yea both those stories had me tearing up from laughing

[@Vicariousleighilive..]

This is a highlight? Im glad i dont know who these guys are then....

[@YuhboyJacob]

Vicariousleigh Don’t know why you’d say that, this was really funny.

[@Ratpoisonbean]

Vicariousleigh Well everyone has their own humor and such, to each their own. Do you like Joe Rogan at all? You might like his podcast more, but it’s KZbin there is a lot of good content to find and choose from to watch.

[@CryingCupcake]

These types of stalls are used in rehab facilities to make sure people aren't shooting up/doing other illicit activities.

[@sofia5096]

Miss Misery they didn’t watch me pee in rehab lol.

[@CryingCupcake]

Saucy Sofia There are thousands of rehab centers. They’re not all gonna have the same setup and rules. Consider yourself lucky I guess lol

[@huuuphuuup6312]

@@CryingCupcake Or unlucky.

[@FukaiKokoro]

But in public restrooms? Why should we all be violated because some junkies? Its one thing in treatment where you sign away your rights. But in public? Nah, not ok.

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

@@FukaiKokoro no one said this picture is of a public restroom... you get triggered as easily as a feminist... You haven't even seen a frosted glass stall and you're triggered that your ability to shit is being opressed

[@JHiggsBrand]

Watching Ethan and Chris constantly touching their faces while talking about shitting is like reverse ASMR.

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

'' The 12 year old accident '' now has more context 😂🤣

[@dylantaylor678]

Why?

[@HenrySavageMode]

I saw a very similar stall in the Dominican Republic

[@MarcoElkes]

Same here and even with the urinal dividers being frosted glass.

[@dart1250]

Yes, here in Dominican Republic is very common, even my bathroom have one for the shower lol

[@omghalo3rocks]

@@dart1250 lmao

[@TxxT33]

Marco Elkes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@brunofigueiredo795]

I swear chris has the best shit stories, dude is so damn funny and an amazing storyteller

[@ZallopV]

Bruno Figueiredo .... one time ...

[@brunofigueiredo795]

@@ZallopV what one time?

[@blakeadams965]

This didn't age well at all...

[@moaahlgren5193]

I'm litteraly Chris in this story. Always. When I need to go I go... If someone opens on me they can carry the shame... that's not on me.

[@katc2040]

Moa Ahlgren bro once a maintenance man opened the bathroom door on me while he was in our house lmao

[@ThisIsNuckingFuts]

Kit Kat . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL. dude.

[@chinemeremohaeri9100]

I like the Chris guy. You guys should invite him more often. Lmao, Ethan was fed up with him defending scrappy behavior.

[@jonathangarcia5545]

Light Shadow he has his own podcast y’know. It’s called congratulations. Dude is hilarious.

[@rheyza4475]

lol, the Chris guy. Like he's some nobody

[@OCV102]

It's actually his 2nd appearance on the H3 podcast

[@Mayochup191]

Rheyza who is he then smart ass

[@nikolasmolina5828]

This did not age well

[@alekversusworld3754]

Gotta get that landing pad to protect from Poseidon’s kiss

[@Chris-nq6cm]

"Come back with a warrant" is the right way to deal with bathroom stall knockers

[@JabeRaddle]

He probably was satisfied when that tiny girl came in. Seems to be his MO.

[@andrewb9940]

If the blue gets ya when your in the portajohn , we call that Poseidon's kiss

[@veganmagick7251]

😂

[@missundies]

"Kiss" in Swedish is pee, I thought you said Poseidon's pee.

[@CrossWindsPat]

If the water is blue, jump when you poo.

[@sushii00]

Ice Poseidon 👀

[@willbasaman8253]

"That's not gangster bro, that's li-" "Nah that's gangster" 😂😂😂

[@nemesis6054]

6:02 i love the way he says “i’m only shittin” It got stuck in my head while i was at work and laughed my ass off for a solid 10 minutes

[@numbers9to0]

This guy should make channel with his restroom stories.

[@aaronkun8447]

So instead of the creepy guy bending over and looking under and across the stall, he can just smudge his face on the glass stall directly...

[@LuxxyLux1]

Just say: Suh dude.

[@TiiqawxHD]

I cant even shit in normal stalls with people next to me, imagine these stalls

[@Damnto]

JeBentMislukt the life will teach you to shit in a public bathroom And one day you will realize that there no toilet paper And you will ask the guy next to you And he will say *shut your ass up lil bitch I'm not a charity nigga*

[@ocha-time]

Best conversation H3H3's had in years, thank you Chris!

[@xoxogrim3973]

Ethan’s laugh. Forever beautifully, majestically contagious.

[@venturasilva1103]

I´ve seen this here in Portugal inside a shopping mall. I wanna slap the guy who decided to put that there.

[@david.carreira]

Ahahahaha onde?

[@venturasilva1103]

Na cidade do Porto

[@efgod]

No Porto ou no shopping cidade do Porto?

[@Drukasss]

Ventura Silva num shopping?

[@venturasilva1103]

@@poodlecomb5053 his ass obviously

[@ronanbrady7998]

You literally just have to yell “occupied” so no one walks in.

[@jordan59961]

ronan brady OCUPADO!!

[@jamiecole5433]

Chris Mallett even in a locked single person toilet

[@gargantuanblunt]

Just say “I’m pushing logs in here but you can help me out. I don’t mind.” I guarantee you no one will open that door.

[@jamiecole5433]

Dead Sinner I’m legit sure someone would lol

[@Vixho]

Its hard to do that

[@AmiaRoseBolton]

Hilarious how Chris D’Elia is supposed to be the comedian here yet Ethan and Hila are waaaaaaaaay funnier than him lol

[@Jaspartacus]

"You have a good track record" *Chris' shit eatin grin* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@coopergoss350]

7:48 Cris really is an intellectual. I'm gonna remember that.

[@optimalprime3895]

“I’m so paranoid that I even have to practice in my head” while performing king fu moves with her arms. Haha 😂

[@coraf2728]

Good to know me and Chris D’lia share the same shitting routine and attitude towards public restrooms

[@blane2472]

I have had literal nightmares where I needed to use the bathroom and the stalls looked like that so I couldn't go and woke up in a sweat. AND somehow, someone thought that was a good design!?

[@CrustyUgg]

Definitely will be yelling “come on in!” With a “I’ve got party favors if you’re interested”

[@lilkornbread9791]

nobody: ethans eyebrows:⬆️⬇️↕️⬆️↕️⬇️⬆️↕️⬇️⬆️↕️

[@anonymouscgcgu3848]

what that mean

[@lilkornbread9791]

look at his eyebrows

[@anonymouscgcgu3848]

what about them

[@lilkornbread9791]

they go up and down

[@anonymouscgcgu3848]

@@lilkornbread9791 why do they do that

[@thetiger2479]

I like the fact that Ethan just cacually inserts pooping into a conversation so many times

[@7thDayAdventures]

I hope the photographer remembered to turn off the shutter sound.

[@itzfrittzz1725]

I can’t even imagine how embarrassing that would be

[@jonasmcguire3589]

Before Area 51 Raid: Putting paper on seat. After Area 51 Raid: Floating Over toilet thanks to alien tech.

[@khyati7733]

😂😂

[@SpoilerAlert__]

That's a bigger splash 💀💀

[@ptbot3294]

Fuk that. I want a worm hole inside my anus that will warp the brown babies to wherever i deem...

[@dburris718]

Pt Bot I’m gonna wormhole my shit directly into your pillow case bitch

[@TedSpacey]

Hahahaha.. "I don't know what that is... but it's not gangsta ".. Ethan that was hilarious

[@cyclesofstrength]

"There's everything in this world!" "I have a routine" "-I'd like to hear it"

[@Ganon999]

Man idk if it's just me but Hila has really opened up and is very involved and having a great time. Not that she never did but she shows it alot more and that makes me happy for her. Chris is fucking hilarious and super chill though so maybe that's why or her having a kid idk but it's great 😁

[@huggarugga]

Yeah she's always super involved in the Chris episodes, if you know what I mean. Her attraction for him is blatantly obvious.

[@dearred2923]

I agree. Good for her.

[@jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329]

This gives me anxiety

[@Boidan69]

K4505 did it ruin your day with your sensitive ass😂

[@cipher5893]

Haha

[@firellio070]

*knock knock, "COME IN!" LMAO

[@tonysnapjitsu2744]

NativeBrownTrout 180d This is in a rehab center and used to maintain supervision while also having some sort of privacy. Also used in hospitals for people on suicide watch, that sort of thing. Edit: Spoke with a colleague and they had a client request to put one of these stalls in. It was a government building that would eventually house parole officers on the floor (the project was just one floor remodel). (Not mine, found on reddit)

[@ShadowHumor]

It looks like my first job falling asleep in the bathroom to avoid work.

[@DaxMapsOfficial]

I had a warehouse job, I would walk to the back of the huge underground storage and just kick back all day. There were plugs and even a locker room that had been abandoned ever since they remodeled the front entrance area. Best job ever, $15/hr to chill in a huge empty bathroom with my phone charging and relaxing all day. It came to an end when the OSHA did a compliance walk thru. They checked the very back of the storage area for a regulatory wash station and BAM! My boss Bryan opened the door and there I was, passed out, on the toilet with my phone playing Cleetus McFarlands channel. Vape on the sink and my lunch on the table. It was an immediate termination 🤣🤣🤣 I had already put in my 2 weeks about a week prior to this, but they went ahead let me leave with dignity intact lol.

[@alice73333]

Hugh Mungus 😂

[@joekonopik2163]

Hugh Mungus i don’t give a shit about anything else anyone has said. this is the most gangster thing ever

[@DaxMapsOfficial]

@@joekonopik2163 hahaha. This was years ago. Me and my old boss were friends outside of work and talk fairly regularly since I've moved down to Texas. He told me, not long after this, that they ended up taking the entire back of the warehouse out and replaced it with a new shipping and receiving area for better production 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GhostUnlimited]

Thank GOD that these weren't the stalls when Dr. Disrespect filmed in the bathroom.

[@woodyjones5725]

Wouldnt have stopped him

[@GhostUnlimited]

I know. I just would hate him getting banned longer. That month was boring on Twitch. haha @@woodyjones5725

[@solstice871]

forsenWC

[@jupiterkenser6720]

This is one of the best h3 podcast clips ever

[@ObiJakobe]

14:54 lol whattt!!!??? I've never got a chunk of shit on my hand. What are u talking about😂😂

[@speedyjay6255]

I love that hila is joining in more on conversation, even when it's more ridiculous like this

[@ayog8846]

Where have you been she’s been doing much better for over a year now

[@vapeangel2953]

AYO G yeah but recently it’s been even more , I noticed too

[@clai6016]

Dude, she was so animated, especially when she was talking about being paranoid about closing the door. 😂

[@DayzahVoo]

This comment is getting old

[@speedyjay6255]

@@DayzahVoo yeah i know. I'm just saying that she keeps getting progressively more energetic as the show goes on. Plus she's been taking care of theo for a bit lol.

[@griffinkegley663]

In high school and middle school the bathroom stalls weren't allowed to have locks on them so we would just hold the door shut while we sat down.

[@zionsimanian9310]

Griffin Kegley why not?

[@Rise65487]

We had the same problem when i was in elementary-school, but it was even worse, since it was à really crappy school we didn't have gender-separations, the stalls were basically in the fucking hall Now add stalls with no-locks to the fucking recipe And you basically had a school with horny boys playing russian-roulette by opening randoms stalls hoping there would be a girl in it Also, the teacher loved drink coffee at recess while bettinh on fighting kids instead of shopping them Yes, it was hell

[@Rise65487]

@Thora F yup, really, and no-one gave a single fuck

[@kr-666]

Now I like this guy, don't know who he is, but I like him, he is my spirit animal, but I also prepare to catch the door if I think someone might come in.

[@ajg5138]

Who doesn't know chris delia

[@Unsmooth_Edwarda]

"the Metamucil changed my life." - Hila Klein 2019

[@edualv320]

"He blasted assssss" -Ethan 2019

[@speedchopperbass]

Ethan, in the construction world you say "toss a couple cowboy hats in there"

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

That frosted glass toilet stall is what nightmares are made of!!!

[@midnighttoker133]

oh jesus this clip aged HORRIBLY

[@alleinn9556]

How does he get a “bucket of baby wipes”

[@sellyourcomputer]

This wouldn’t be a problem if you just poop in the shower and push it down with your toes

[@BlisaBLisa]

waffle-stomping is the way to go

[@sellyourcomputer]

Jon, it hurts my man

[@jessieb9384]

If you were my kid and I caught you doing that I'd rub your nose in it and beat you with my shoe

[@sellyourcomputer]

Jessie B then I’d poop in ur shoes and push it down with my toes

[@dill-pickle423]

True gangster

[@thehamsammies]

I'm not from the usa but when I went there, I noticed that alot of public bathroom stalls had gaps between the doors and stalls about a centimeter wide and you could fully see in there where the door was closed

[@rblfrmthewstdwn]

Me and Ethan, clogging toilets since the 80s lol. I feel you brother!

[@supasnake8138]

"Cant contract anything from a toilet seat" Ethan clearly has never read about Staphylococcus.

[@whereareyourparents2948]

Legit got crabs from a porta potty on the jobsite ... gf thought I was cheating

[@nokiot9]

I got a nasty UTI when I was a kid from a park bathroom toilet. Those steel ones that they never ever clean right. Nobody believed me either. The doctor said “that’s impossible” when I clearly remember details that cement that possibility. I’ll spare you lol.

[@angelamazakas2624]

Some STDs you can legitimately get, assuming you go in right after another person

[@finalcam1740]

@@nokiot9 let me guess a friend pushed you into the urinal and an intimate connection was made with the stainless steel

[@finalcam1740]

@NotAPolarBear Is the toilet going to pay child support?

[@tomservo5007]

I'm sure this wasn't for the style but for security. It discourages drug use

[@mx.litzix9100]

Atleast cover the lower half FOR THR LOVE OF GOD

[@Number1hunterhayesfa]

I better see these in Fresno, ASAP.

[@user-ic6nm4ol4r]

Private Notitia he wasn't saying it was wrong or right simply giving some perspective

[@danielyoung_]

Might discourage drug use, but it also discourages normal use.

[@uncreator3607]

this is unjustifible dude

[@arendy1983]

This conversation was hilarious!

[@redhotretrochic1]

I have long legs so whenever I use a broken stall I keep the door closed