Fruit Shoot - NLSS Fruit Discussion Highlights (Suggested by Rukario)

[@dareusdesign]

God it was so nice to hear Nick and NL having a conversation :’)

[@SirCalsifer]

What happened to nick?

[@Plamler]

SirCalsifer mental health compounded with a “toxic” viewer base and pretty significant falling out with everyone but NL begins the scenes

[@SirCalsifer]

Plamler he fell out with all the other guys? What happened? Are there any posts from any of them that explain it?

[@marasenna781]

SirCalsifer just google why nick isn’t in the nlss and you’ll see a video from nick

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

@@SirCalsifer apparently he and Austin/Apollo (I hope I'm not accidentally dead-naming Apollo. I legitimately don't know what prompted the change of name and I haven't found a satisfactory explanation on KZbin so far) were not on speaking terms for some time and Nick ultimately ended up burning bridges with the others over his belief that the NLSS was becoming less spontaneous and made accusations that they were all too focused on the business side of things. He also had some animosity towards Dan and it seems that he was a bit jealous of his and Ryan's friendship and how quickly the rest of the group took to him in general.

[@snork_games]

7:12 and now we wait for the now egg-daddy to tweet about how he's really been enjoying apples since Luna was born

[@MellowJelly]

It's so weird to hear him on his old microphone like his voice seemed so different

[@ShadowlessDeath47]

He also used his "radio voice" back then as opposed to just speaking normally like he does now.

[@jokelius1]

I mean he was also almost a decade younger...

[@treyebillups8602]

NL saying apples are a dad fruit hits different now

[@qrowing]

I mean.. Who doesn't like an apple?

[@dizzyroach]

@@qrowing Not dads

[@snork_games]

As evidenced by Fall Guys, this man doesn't know what a mango is, he's faking it

[@SnailSaltt]

Forget the fruit banter, let's talk about this God-tier thumbnail

[@TheTamally]

I remember watching all these live and I really miss Nick

[@BlackBleedingRoses53]

Every time they discuss fruit, I'm reminded how little I eat fruit. The last fruit I purchased for myself was probably apples, and that was easily 5 or 6 months ago. If previously prepared, I have been known to eat half of one of those big watermelons in a sitting. I also like most berries, but they're like $6 for an 8 ounce container when they're *in* season. Honestly, most fruit is so expensive, I'd rather just use that money to buy several times more the amount of vegetables. Love me some celery or broccoli or brussels sprouts.

[@gaugea]

i think we should bring back the practice of “fruits as dessert” i think it would do a lot of good

[@robertpoole9707]

Damn... missing the good ol days where you could go infinite on the Chest.

[@claytonhelms6209]

Everyone sleeping on kiwis

[@benejeneb]

Such a great podcast! Thanks dude :D

[@mathbookhero]

I still cant get over the fact Nick was the second person on this planet who dosent act as if have a 4th head when i say about salt on cantaloupe.

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

Always such a professional with the eating into the mic, sooo inspirational...

[@_nlowe]

I legit thought this was about Fruit Chute for a sec and was extremely confused when the date for the first clip came up.

[@MoonFlowerCrown]

Poggy thank you for your service

[@gman9mm1]

I gotta give my favorite fruit to Raspberries. They're like the ultimate fruit. 10/10 taste, and you can just pop them in your mouth with no prep except washing.

[@Rrodr022]

I love raspberries, however what ruins them for me are the seeds. They get stuck in my molars and then proceed to try and get them out. Blueberries on the other hand.

[@thaprofessa2296]

Umm u described grapes my guy IMO grapes 10/10 taste raspberries like 6/10 too tart

[@bruhjenkins6482]

100% agree

[@gaugea]

@@Rrodr022 blueberries are a bit too random for me, the size and shape can give you a guess as to what ratio of sweet:sour:tart you’re getting, but only a guess. on this 3-roomed ship though, maybe having an rng fruit like blueberries might make the experience a bit less boring, though

[@tyuio98]

Bananas the best by far- easy to eat, filling, delicious

[@Krackdown9]

Oh baby the days of nuclear throne on the show

[@creativ9761]

Red Delicious Apples are F tier apples and D tier fruit, fight me.

[@tenbeat]

Absolutely, NL talking about Red Delicious in any positive light really surprised and disgusted me.

[@connorking984]

1:12:42 malf's great proclamation there is so good

[@tylerm9300]

Had me dying bro

[@haileydotgov8281]

cantaloupe with salt is great. it also works with apples

[@doc2502]

Having kidneys in your 50s also seems pretty cool though idk man

[@pozsum]

@@doc2502 It doesn't really require to too much salt and you wouldn't eat cantaloupe too often unless you're having a picnic or something like everyday.

[@shintaro_13]

Ryan hates anything inconvenient yet had a child

[@louieberg2942]

He also said that some fruits are more delicious than they are cumbersome. I guess a similar rasoning holds for a child.

[@ziggle5000]

r a s o n i n g

[@LordNodim]

how the hell do people even find these clips across different years?

[@theparagonal]

I believe it's thanks to TwoAndAHalfScums, there's a database with text versions of every NLSS out there.

[@Gecoma]

Is the Watermelon thing a European vs North America difference thing? Because I have never tasted a Watermelon and thought “That tasted sweet/like sugar” Every Watermelon I’ve ever had is just a watery mush of flesh. Have I just had bad ones every single time?

[@jakeller8601]

I think it’s more of a fresh vs refrigerated thing. My experience with watermelon is the same as yours, and I live in North America.

[@Chopskee9119]

You might have, but I can't say for certain. All I know is that I had the exact same line of though regarding blueberries, that every single one I had was just a small ball of mush. But I moved, happened to try some, and was completely blown away by the flavor

[@thaprofessa2296]

Jakeller do you live on a farm?

[@JotteXD]

Yeah You’ve just had bad watermelon. I’ve had a bunch But lemme Tell You, about 1/3 I’ve had are just tasteless water filled balls of Green and red.

[@milkmaster87]

For me its like 2 out of 10 melons are wet mushy flesh. But those 2 times are definitely worth it

[@daesusasa]

NLSS Fruit Discussion Highlights or NL is obsessed with watermelon. Around the 50 minutes mark, he realizes that many people don't love it as much as he does, and his world view got shattered. How much has our Egg grown throughout the years? TY for your service once more, Sir Toasty.

[@acampinglamp]

Lol NL exasperated, “what’s the fuckin salt for”

[@johnblatt6111]

This made me miss nick so much, NLSS isn’t the same without him

[@therocker2471]

I miss Nick on the NLSS...

[@Frogylovescake]

Pineapple is just objectively more work than watermelon

[@zeemod1556]

I was wondering why no one mentioned ever plums and then NL says plums are for old people? WHAT? How are plums not AT LEAST A-Tier?

[@pozsum]

I thought maybe they just had poor quality plums in their areas until they brought up the old people thing.

[@ryandeklerk9553]

Plums are C-tier at best

[@why2k87]

Prunes are good

[@DEMillerEarl]

Bro the literaly regulate your bowels and thats marketed. If thats not an old person fruit Idk what now

[@pozsum]

@@DEMillerEarl Plenty of fruits have fiber and sorbitol in them, they can be used to relieve constipation just fine. Marketing can push anything it wants; milk being the only thing that kids should drink, cigarettes being cool, etc. It doesn't seem like fair to judge plums be what marketing decide them to be.

[@Catw4lk]

Everyone forgets raspberry

[@gamingtime9716]

okay egg, I do prefer bananas to lemons, but I also enjoy eating lemons

[@IkEisawesome7]

A boat of infinite size

[@aeshoven_]

when have I ever trusted a berry in your opinion?

[@Catmonk201]

pomegranate, nectarines, grapefruit, star fruit. come on now

[@SomeGuy-tr2hi]

Not sure if this is a hot take but Nectarines are Top Tier

[@N8Maple01]

"Heck yeah!"

[@XArticSpartanX]

True golden ages

[@Aether_GM]

I thought there were fruit experts here What about ackee?

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

34:00 what is nl talking about? Does he have trypopophobia?

[@ZeVzOOv]

DOWN WITH BANANAS

[@Paperplanerr1]

I prefer lemons over oranges and bananas. Every day of the week. now if you throw in like raspberries or kiwi? Secondary.

[@PiningAway462]

Yeah but what about keeping the skins on kiwi and eating that. It's less wasteful of the kiwi fruit and yummy as well

[@onsnoreleave8674]

NL's list is understandable but Nick's suggestions do seem disingenuous Mine: Plums Asian pears Cape gooseberries

[@dizzyroach]

If NL heard you say that he would clown on you harder than you think

[@onsnoreleave8674]

@@dizzyroach I'll challenge any criticism of my list, it's objectively perfect.

[@CS0723]

@@onsnoreleave8674 you guys keep thinking about what are your top 3 favourite fruits. But what about cooking? How are you gonna get through life cooking without a citrus fruit like lemon or lime?

[@ziggle5000]

​@@CS0723they'll probably get through by not bending the question and understanding the conversation doesn't involve you

[@CS0723]

If you look at it from a general level, not just which you like the most in a fruit salad, Nick is really on the money You need lemon or lime. Its used in so much cooking and a variety of different drinks You need a sweet one as a second. Mango is probably the best choice, since it can go on breakfast, can go on a salad, can be made into a chutney and of course is blended into drinks (you could probably tag in an apple here, or maybe a pear at a stretch, since both have savory, salad, sweet and drink based needs) Finally you go avocado, because it's a core ingredient of so many foods. There's not a single fruit that you need that isn't already on that list, or isn't accomplished between lemon/lime, mango and avocado

[@ryandeklerk9553]

The fact that NL said cantaloupe is better than pineapple rattled me to my core. Good lord.

[@thaprofessa2296]

With an infinite amount I’d take cantaloupe over pineapple any day . I can’t finish a can of pineapples

[@thegrandfoodapest3337]

Lets go

[@2rac]

Even their dialogue was much different back then. NL feels like Dan lite these days. Obviously my opinion doesn't matter and he's more successful now than he ever has been, it just feels far different from the content he used to make.

[@yursaman]

When Dan first met NL, it was crazy how much NL started to emulate him. Thank god he stopped.

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Waterbutt

[@boydrewboy741]

🙄

[@havyn88]

Obviously, Durian is the best fruit.

[@CS0723]

That's not as funny as you think it is

[@havyn88]

@@CS0723 Facts are usually not very funny.

[@wyldenites]

My 3 fruit picks: Pomegranate, Pineapple, and Honeydew. My 3 burn in a sewage fire: Raspberries, Blueberries and Pears or green grapes, red ones are fine.

[@BIDP-]

😠

[@agonhax9098]

What the heck is wrong with blueberries?

[@dizzyroach]

Honeydew and cantaloupe are both fucking trash and I have no clue what people see in it that I don't

[@aaronma185]

Papaya

[@legendhero-eu1lc]

Oh no, moments of this video are so very very horrible and so very very terrible.

[@ScrewedTimeLord]

põg

[@Mocityspirit]

Honeydew is genuinely one of the worst foods, let alone fruit.

[@daisyxcutter]

Melons actually are low tier except for the honeydew. I don't understand NL's love for watermelon since it just tastes like sugar water. Pineapple is at least a full tier gap above all other fruit.

[@Charsept]

The melon family is low tier IMO. Even the best melon, Watermelon, isn't that good.

[@BeaverOfDooom]

watermelon = trash tier