So I was waiting for the part where maybe he was using weaponized incompetence and that's what she's mad about, but um. No. It's just him being sick?? She hates him because he gets sick?? "Why do I turn into evil wife every time he gets sick" because you don't care about him and any health issue he ends up having is a terrible inconvenience to you. He DECIDED to host a bathroom marathon? Like does OP hear themselves write???