Full-Time Kirby player cheats a Kirby Speedrun

Kirby but cheating is just simply optimal
Thank you to Firubii and Sails for the changes to the game!
ALSO massive thank you to Muffin Snakes for the BEAUTIFUL animation at the start of today's video as well as the thumbnail art!
and ALSO thank you to SoX16 for the no animations change
Check out Poka's actual speedrun here:
www.speedrun.com/kfl/run/ydgk...
Eurobeat remix of Boss Battle from Kirby's Return to Dreamland by Vikas Music:
• Boss Battle from Kirby...
And thank you as always to Noteblock for editing this video!
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[@GaminJapasian]

I love that Muffin Snakes has been the go-to animator for Kirby stuff. I wouldn't mind seeing more of their work on thumbnails and intros!

[@thebeaniestbeaninallthelands]

I’ve seen them in my recommended, but never saw their name. Thank you for this handy information, kind person.

[@leyulis8882]

I mean their art is very adorable

[@sealy1]

I’m in a server on discord with em

[@LucasDanielCab5]

As they deserve ✨

[@Jet-plane]

Daniel PIN THIS COMMENT NOW OR ELSE YOU GOTTA LET CHAT HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD AND SPEND IT AS THEY PLEASE

[@CrazyOli247]

Those last 2 seconds were so tense it felt like an hour

[@Frytoons]

ONLY 2 MORE SECONDS ONLY 2 SECONDS LEFT 2 MORE SECONDS

[@sircoruja6864]

@@Frytoons 150 seconds later, ONLY 2 SECONDS

[@apersonontheinternet6018]

JOJO Za Warudo time stop be like

[@camarofish344]

Certified namek hour

[@luisriggs5156]

@@apersonontheinternet6018 I WAS GONNA SAY THAT UNTIL I SAW YOUR COMMENT DAMN IT XD

[@ChristopherMoom]

15:38 Dude I can't believe someone even made a mod of the Time Crash ability just for this run Love that Muffin Snakes had the chance to animate for this video, I absolutely vouch for them to continue making stuff for KZbinrs

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

You like Kirby????????????

[@Mushie_lol]

@@MAXIMUMPOWER42 who doesn’t like Kirby?

[@astro985]

oh hey! ive seen you in.. i think most of the videos ive watched

[@vaporcranberries]

hello moom man

[@Firey_bunnyboi]

Hi chris

[@laurenismeme]

Kirby with the glasses and bow tie is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@PEPPINOPIZZA2]

ok

[@toonlink5399]

I agree. I want it to be an actual thing in Forgotten Land without mods.

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

nerd kirb

[@luigi364]

“No no no, not stop the time cheat thats- thats too far cheating” It was not too far cheating. Failboat proceeded to beat the world record by “2” seconds. Got an award for saying “2 seconds left” the most in 2 seconds Failboat is now a recognized speedrunner with no one questioning this speedruns legitimacy.

[@Snt1_]

He lost tho

[@heatherramirez6141]

Even time cheating couldn’t save this scuffed attempt at a run

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

it was funny thoug

[@CoolLookinPea]

You’d think he’d learn calling out to us for help by now

[@badthej]

[🥬] Obtained Salad! +15 food +5 health

[@jstar3382]

that pea does look cool

[@skygard49]

Failboat vs the hive mind! Who's better at Kirby?

[@Muffled_voice]

I love the idea of a Kirby Speedrun category where it’s no rules except you still have to have a “somewhat” accurate timer and it’s just people out cheating each other for WR

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

dream mask mod from a hat in time:

[@blazingghost9963]

1:14 I love how it took Daniel assumingly like, 5 minutes to completely forget that this was supposed to be a speedrun

[@linguicaguy]

I love how his Icarus complex causes him to become so overconfident that he's at the advantage, that he makes things easier for his opposition or handicaps himself only to end up eating dirt just like in the Splatoon/Pokemon race. Lol

[@ilshail153]

actual re-enactment of tortoise and the hair

[@TemporalWarrior]

The kirby animation in the beginning and thumbnail is amazing!

[@fireCobra-de9fp]

The animation seem familiar

[@Banana-boy.]

No

[@SonicoVT]

That animation at the beginning was great! Cas always delivers!!

[@Garrett.does.stuf_lol]

Its not cas

[@anthonynora323]

its muffin snakes tho

[@RangerTheWarrior]

@@anthonynora323 some of the Kirby content creators (such as Sonico and I) also know them by Cas

[@RangerTheWarrior]

@@Garrett.does.stuf_lol (what I said to Anthony, KZbin doesn't let me mention 2 people in 1 reply)

[@anthonynora323]

@@RangerTheWarrior o alr thanks for clearing up the misunderstanding m8

[@cephakyo]

I just love when I’m minding my own business when suddenly I get a notification saying “help”

[@talayavarney1661]

Truly one of the best things about life 😂

[@Superson1c5]

5:55 "when cheating fails cheat harder!" Eggman team sonic racing. Seems appropriate for what Dan's doing right here.(fitting since sonic music is playing)

[@khgaming_kai]

1:37 fail: "what do ya think about that one?" The literal first thing said: "beam attack" I'M ROLLING

[@dracowilderness8893]

The fastest blob alive, Kirbo. Love his little glasses and bow tie

[@pikanachuster4032]

What a tense last two seconds to wrap up a wonderful video. The animation, the editing and Boat's humour really made this such a great video. 10/10

[@Femboy_Frosty]

Ye but add murder drones and it will be 68/10

[@sloft-70]

Muffin Snakes' artstyle and animation perfectly fits Failboat's chaotic energy! Can't wait to see more of the perfect duo!

[@GameIdiots69]

Man I loved that animation in the beginning

[@souxi]

Same! It’s so good!

[@HuskClawzzz]

MuffinSnakes is a goofy animator:)

[@KraziShadowbear]

Note to self: *ALWAYS check the thumbnail of a video notification when it says something like "help" when no other context is available*

[@CraftingGummi]

If it’s Kirby: yeah you’re probably fine.

[@dinodude722]

i want to see a speedrun moderator's live react to this run. y'know, make sure its all by the books, nothing fishy going on.

[@justsomewheel9379]

There might be some backlash in the parts where he used the hammer glitch but other than that I think it should past verification

[@NintendoMania89]

Truly the speedrun of all time

[@OctoRuler]

The speed run. Not the best

[@NintendoMania89]

@@OctoRuler yes. It’s the speedrun of all time. Not best, not worst, just the.

[@RushWheeler]

We need "The Fog" to become a crazy joke like Beam Attack. It has so much punchline potential

[@byrontheusurper6505]

5:28 I love bang bing, what a bang banger

[@tone2895]

I just can't help but love these titles they're just so simple and yet so perfect

[@xxjamirgamingxx494]

2:57 this is me mostly every day

[@trajanhill5610]

6:09 NOT THE FOG

[@jakefromaflac]

Bruh Muffin Snakes always knocks it out of the park with their animations. First it was vernias’s RTDL playthrough, and now failboat. Glad to see them getting so much attention!

[@TransfemmeCrab]

I love how even in the edited version little chatty is still cheese

[@minovies]

I love it when he asks us for help

[@SageisNice]

7:00 this part actually ironically jump scared me.. cuz last night I think a bug bit me and I have to throw it off my bed, so when I heard the fly SFX I was all like... That thing is back oh god... Also a fork I had fell when that happened too, so that just made things worse Lmao..

[@caidsmemes]

I love that all of these videos are just becoming screams for help.

[@MrRuePine]

I was in the stream, didn't stay long, but my favorite part was the sheer amount of voices from the chat messages. That was indeed, a bad idea. XD

[@superexplosion5985]

Video spoilers below I like how he knew that he would lose so he installed a speed mod. He then realized that he was still going to lose so he installed a damage mod. Then he realized that he was STILL going to lose so he went to his 100% save file. Then he literally stopped time because he was still behind Wr pace. And after all that cheating, he still lost Talk about putting the FAIL in Failboat

[@SteampunkTomato]

2:13 bro sneezed so hard he got smashed into another wall

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

Bless you

[@phantomgabe5374]

If this is taken down by Nintendo then their just too scared of Fail’s raw power

[@drperky2135]

The fact he paused the timer at 2 seconds yet still lost

[@BL00DY-GUTZZZ]

Why is Fails voice so calming yet scary at the same time

[@Sheppyfrfr]

i normally am having a bad day when you post these these vids really make it a whole lot better! please never stop doing this fail!

[@kirby-bx6qz]

HI!!!!!!!!!

[@Sheppyfrfr]

@@kirby-bx6qz hi kirby

[@SuperDZ555]

0:49 its like a real car

[@XenoPon2]

2:07 Failboat: "i try not to Blow" Also Failboat: "I'll still Suck" L

[@XenoPon2]

Yeah, Phrasing matters.

[@TrueLucinova]

10:19 is that... a remix of Inside the Ruins (from Kirby 64)? The melody seemed familiar, so I looked it up, but I can't tell for sure since I can't find that particular version if it is

[@CottonCherry]

The thumbnail is stunning! And this very epicc speedrun video! 100/100!

[@bowsermain64]

It was made my Muffin snakes, he really needs some more attention so go sun to him

[@CottonCherry]

@@bowsermain64 I already amm!! And he did a great job! ^^

[@bowsermain64]

@@CottonCherry Alright, just checking

[@HeroponSuperT]

9:22 My chat message of Little Cheesy pulling Failboat over

[@CraftingGummi]

Absolutely amazing joke, my dude.

[@HeroponSuperT]

@@CraftingGummi thanks! I’m a little sad that the two later police stop messages I did weren’t included, but I’m really happy that the joke was included, with Officer Cheesy being a hilarious touch.

[@InfinityPlaysReal]

Can’t spell failboat without the L

[@manupm9161]

15:43 Time in Jojo's be like:

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

I was having a rough day and was in need of a few laughs, and this helped a lot Thank you, Failboat (and NoteBlock!), your videos really do have an impact on people

[@vaporcranberries]

This is the best Kirby speedrun I’ve ever seen! Get this man on the leaderboards right now.

[@wooperfan777]

"Your too slow!" Kirby, talking to failboats computer.

[@TheTNTPVP]

The animation at the beginning is great! I recognized the animator, but I don't remember their name.

[@deepseamuse]

They're muffin snakes

[@TheTNTPVP]

@@deepseamuse thanks!

[@litendermen]

16:14 that was the longest 2 seconds I have ever experienced

[@MeepsScience]

3:12 what did the cheese say

[@FinleyA19]

It said UWUGUHWUM

[@FinleyA19]

And then: THE FOG IS COMING

[@RottenJerv]

12:32 “Eight more” *shows seven*

[@MonkeyD.Ass1]

I remember this, i absolutely adored the stream, also the title is art

[@talc7714]

Moral of the story, cheating never prosper.

[@Walterwhite182]

3:31 Kirby broke the fabric of space and time

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Majin cursed the mall

[@yaxier2558]

16:19 the speedrunner already sleeping while failboat is in the first phase of the final fight 😭😭😭😭😭

[@PikachuLover0927]

6:00 I legit just died in laughter when you said “simp-“ and then I got an ad lol

[@deepdarkdemons]

HOW THE HELL IS THE ANIMATION SO SMOOTH!

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Can’t get the World Record in a game? THEN C H E A T!

[@codymead1334]

8:40 I didn't expect Him to say Bazinga

[@LoginJ]

I'm glad Kirby took a new hobby in speedrunning.

[@Hiswf_]

I loved the part where failboat obtained the time stone and used it to always have 2 seconds remaining

[@Shantae1188]

And still managed to lose

[@dncing_b3363]

I love the fact that muffin is getting so much work in these days, yippee!!!

[@aeroon9991]

I've known Firubiii from a distance for several years, it's really cool to see them working on collaborative mods for content creators like this.

[@calyx8808]

I love the use of the instrumental of Juno Song's Beam Attack meme song.

[@Natsunalia]

This was a super fun stream to watch

[@L11young]

they dont call you FAILboat for nothing

[@Modscrushhisskullthankyou]

Alternative title: kirby but every second he gets a sugar rush each second

[@SmolivYEAH]

“Sic ‘em boys!” “Where’d he go?” “AW MY SPINE!” I’m deceased currently 💀

[@d1g1t4l.st4r.]

You would think you'd be able to beat the Kirby speedrun by cheating

[@Galaxaria_The_Playzer]

Failboat: *suffering from the speed and speedrunning* the other streamer: enjoying their speedrun

[@YEETTHEMOOM1]

Congratulations failboat for beating the world record by 2 seconds and totally not stopping the timer at 2 seconds

[@YEETTHEMOOM1]

Oh nevermind

[@mungbean7649]

1:45 (bookmark)

[@jbbrown5709]

Hey I love all of your great content. I was here for this stream. Thank you for everything you do. Personally you helped me out of some dark times I my life. Thank you Failboat.

[@mememan1102]

God i love failboats titles, without context there the funniest thing ever.

[@kratangg-arang]

Failboats titles will always be such an interesting aspect of being a fan, just seeing videos titles things like “Help” show up.

[@zmickan7980]

7:40 I thought for a sec he said COME HERE B!TCH!

[@revilno]

You’ve named too many videos “Help” now no one can help you.

[@jacobreyes2107]

Hey, fail, Around 2 months after the switch version of miitopia came out I lost my cartridge. But today I somehow managed to find it! When I found it I instantly reminisced about the older and newer miitopia series, and I really just wanted to say thanks.

[@mro.p.9093]

The start of this video feels a lot like a DougDoug video. Especially with the f-zero music.

[@imadmukhtar]

You gotta love the creative titles he puts on his videos

[@TheGlitchyMario]

I feel that he could do this with a little practice

[@lulugamer8082]

Muffin Snakes MUST ANIMATE ALL OF FAILBOAT's INTROS

[@AmalgamJiena]

The infinite staircase music playing for half a second when failboat almost softlocked himself a second time got me

[@ispuffer]

Me when😂

[@Jekesma]

First!

[@_notme_2791]

Your the actual first one

[@rocking_lol]

Congrats on being first

[@tonnlink9475]

THE RUNNING KIRBY ANYMATION IS THE BEST THING. IT CURED MY DEPRESSION!

[@cjlite0210]

Let this video be a lesson Cheaters never win Unless your name is Mr. Daniel Failboat

[@thorgidogofthunder]

just goes to show how insane speedrunners are

[@Breadslaughter]

1:18 “I’ll get him this time! Jump attack!”

[@Kaby-The-Red-Kirby]

Fail:WAIT THERES TWO SECONDS LEFT ON DA CLOCK?! Chat:hahahahahhh Chat: failure, your mine! You’ve taken to much time for a simple stop to the 5 seconds

[@sharkmato6230]

I love the animation at the beginning keep up the good work!

[@Samantha_Thump]

So glad Failboat is collaborating with smaller streamers like THE FOG

[@LostScarf]

oh my god, I laughed so much I was crying. Well done. Nice attempt, almost had it.

[@michaelkaplan3335]

Now presenting the amazing: Kirby with 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Cups of caffeine in his body, and when he slows down, he has the caffeine crash

[@SireenElias]

I LOVE that poem. That poem just made my life exist for a final 1 or 3 seconds, that one failboat fan said?

[@majic144p]

ONLY TWO MORE SECONDS is gonna live rent-free in my head for a while

[@theinklingmandolorian9137]

1:37 You're welcome for starting that XD

[@Leverclicker]

The titles for these videos never cease to make me chuckle

[@ParanoidAndroidOfficial]

Kirby has now Forgotten how to control himself.

[@Vicvillon]

This poor game was tearing up from how fast it was going, and tried its hardest to take your switch with it LOL

[@Victorius-nk5me]

If failboat doesn't start a challenge Kirby video saying:"The idea is simple..." He isn't Failboat.